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Training mah humin to walk on a leash

dis kitteh haz his hoomin traind.

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  1. MaisNon says:

    nawt eezy akshully…pushing string is hard

    • sweetpea says:

      aw, luukat dat liddul bellee…can eben MaisNon nawt be affektid by such kyuteness?

    • cweenmj says:

      OMG–deh 8 way ty wif maus twicet ADN a commint frum LCB!!! uze guise is deh awsumest.

    • MaisNon says:

      just because your silly baby talk has rubbed off me does not mean it makes me vulnerable to the, admittedly, kyuute, er cute kitte….

      ggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!

      SPLORT!!

      • cweenmj says:

        Hhhhmmmm. Mais no has deh splort. shud wii cawl deh CCC aor just leeve her wif her braynez awl ober deh plais?

        • sweetpea says:

          *automated signallink deevize*

          TEST TEST TEST
          this is an akshual test of teh CCC reskew system. You aer advized to fixerup adn see if yew can reearraynj hers braynes so she can haz nice ness. just doan’t wait too lawng, cuz if Ebil Maus gets dere nawt sekkind, no tellin wot will…
          .
          oh noes! too laet!

      • Ebil Maus says:

        Oh No! My Ebil princess is down!
        *Brings in the Ebil Crash Cart*
        *Gets out the Ebil Bust Duster*
        *Sucks up MN’s brains*
        *Reverses the motor*
        *Puts MN’s brains back in her head*
        Now for the Ebil Chicken Head Rubber Glove (with Ebil Drawings On It)
        *SNAP!*
        What kind of beverage would you like?

        • MaisNon says:

          *opens one eye*
          *raises eyebrow skeptically*
          You’re a maus.

          • Ebil Maus says:

            Yes, my Princess. Your powers of observation are… um… remarkable…

            • sweetpea says:

              *pssst*
              dat wuz yr cue to kwote teh Prinz Kaspiyun mobie, “You peepul have no imagination” because teh ebil dooerz always say dat when the gallant mausiee skewers dem wif hiz wit and/or sword.
              .
              ’sokay, you no has time to see moviee wif all yr ebil doing aktibitees. mebbee it wood dew you good, dough.
              jest sayin…

              • Ebil Maus says:

                Oh No! I missed my cue! And on opening night…
                ♫♫♫
                Another op’nin, another show
                In Philly, Boston, or Baltimo’
                A chance for stage folks to say hello!
                Another op’nin of another show.
                ♫♫♫
                Another job that you hope will last
                Will make your future forget your past
                Antoher pain where the ulcers grow
                Another op’nin of another show.
                ♫♫♫
                Four weeks, you rehearse and rehearse
                Three weeks, and it couldn’t be worse
                One week, will it ever be right?
                Then out of the hat it’s that big first night
                ♫♫♫
                The overture is about to start
                You cross your fingers and hold your heart
                It’s curtain time and away we go -
                Another op’nin
                Just another op’nin of another show!
                ♫♫♫

            • MaisNon says:

              Well, my DLF (dear little friend), what sort of drink do you offer?

        • guitarfreak says:

          !
          Ebil….. Prinsess?!

  2. annipuss says:

    its nawt eezee

    • cweenmj says:

      Demz not heelz — demz toez!! sillee maus♥

      • Maus says:

        ♫♫♫
        Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes
        Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes
        Eyes and ears and mouth and nose,
        Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes
        ♫♫♫

        • cweenmj says:

          GAAAAHHHH!!11!!!!
          EERWERM!!!
          *runz away*

          • leeza-b says:

            *pulls owt remote control dat came wif teh ICHC chip, and hits MUTE*

            • annipuss says:

              Er, Ai fink maus needz hims voyce fur teh show

              • leeza-b says:

                I can un-mute him as soon as he stops wif teh eerwurm….

                • Ebil Maus says:

                  Let me give you a hand, Maus…
                  ♫♫♫
                  Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes
                  Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes
                  Eyes and ears and mouth and nose,
                  Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes
                  ♫♫♫

                  • leeza-b says:

                    *Poynts remote at EM and hits MUTE and UNMUTE repeetedly*

                    • Ebil Maus says:

                      ♫♫♫
                      Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes
                      Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes
                      Eyes and ears and mouth and nose,
                      Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes
                      ♫♫♫
                      BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA………

                    • Hay! *inaudible* you *inaudible* playing *inaudible* teh *inaudible* control? *inaudible* annyoing *inaudible* of *inaudible* and *inaudible* me *inaudible* crazy!

                      So *inaudible* it *inaudible* or *inaudible* have *inaudible* come *inaudible* and *inaudible* your *inaudible* until *inaudible* can’t *inaudible* without *inaudible* pliers!

                      • leeza-b says:

                        huh?
                        How izzit dis wurks on LCB?
                        *hits rewind*

                        “Hay! *inaudible* you *inaudible* playing *inaudible* teh *inaudible* control? *inaudible* annyoing *inaudible* of *inaudible* and *inaudible* me *inaudible* crazy!
                        So *inaudible* it *inaudible* or *inaudible* have *inaudible* come *inaudible* and *inaudible* your *inaudible* until *inaudible* can’t *inaudible* without *inaudible* pliers!”

                        O dis is why it’s nawt werkind on teh EM.
                        *hits STOP*
                        *then hits EM wif teh remote*

                        • Ebil Maus says:

                          ♫♫♫
                          Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes
                          Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes
                          Eyes and ears and mouth and nose,
                          Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes
                          ♫♫♫

                        • leeza-b says:

                          Don’t make me call owt teh skwirrlz.

                        • Ebil Maus says:

                          Squirrels? Hahahahahaha!
                          Oh no! You made me laugh!
                          *Disappears in a foul-smelling cloud of greenish-yellow smoke*

          • sweetpea says:

            ♫lukkin forward to happeeyer times ooooon Bloooo Bayooooo♫

            • cweenmj says:

              GAAAAHH!!! Nuzzer eerwurm!!
              *Runz uzzer way!!!!*

              • Ebil Maus says:

                And another…
                ♫♫♫
                High on a hill was a lonely goatherd
                Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
                Loud was the voice of the lonely goatherd
                Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
                ♫♫♫
                Folks in a town that was quite remote heard
                Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
                Lusty and clear from the goatherd’s throat heard
                Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
                ♫♫♫

        • Anukki says:

          youtube.com/watch?v=jAIcEk-SjF8

          happi wurmz!

    • Does peeps in teh Norf Carolina command their dogs to tarheel?

  3. leeza-b says:

    but furst I has to teech him to tye his shooz.
    so he don’t trips.

  4. PwnedBy2Kittehs says:

    Iffn I kin git him to follow mii, I mite gibs himz a treet. Maybe.

  5. leosmom says:

    if ai tie dis to someting, will he twip and fall?

  6. Maus says:

    Curse my lack of opposable thumbs!

  7. mary says:

    tayke me to cheezburger stor.

  8. Jimmba says:

    ai can has tugg-o-war? plz?

  9. martianmary says:

    Hao taht liddlol kitteh gonna git taht leesh rownd hiz nek?

    • mom21kitteh says:

      Ooooo…dat’s ez wun. Jus’ yooz deh pointy endz an’ climb up teh hoomin. Sumtymes dat maeks teh hoomin awl skwirmy, it’s twoo, but can git 2 teh topz dat wai!

  10. two_kittehs says:

    OMG My lol made it to the front for the not second time
    I has a happeh!

  11. N finallee got her to kolor koordinate wif teh leesh.

  12. warrior rabbit says:

    reeeelingk in da fishee

  13. KimW says:

    Ohhhh nooooes…
    doze spotses….dem stripeses…the tiny tail
    SPLORT
    I iz ded of cyooteness xposure

    • gremlin says:

      Oh noes, KimW – yoo is lyin heer awl splorted! I kawlz over teh CCC, which is driven by a kitteh, with a fireman to halp with teh splorted.

      *screeEEEEE!* Teh CCC arrives wit a sqweel uv braykes!
      We vaks up teh brayns *vak vak vak*
      BAKC yoo go into teh hed, brayns! *splatter!, splirk!*
      Ah, we’re doing well! Nao teh noo CHRG – *SPRRrrrik!* An fassen it tite!
      Tayp to finish it up, teh hevvy-doody-kind. *taypity taypity*

      I uses teh speshul taype wit kitteh pikshors onnit! Teh fireman halps owt by fanning KimW wit a palm frond.

      Floofy blankie? Choklits? Yooll be beddur soon! Just rest. I leeves teh fyreman to keep fannin yoo till yoo is fully rekubbered.

      • KimW says:

        Whew Gremslin
        Dat waz close…only it is hot in here. Can firemans be taking off his shirt. Yes mush better-only iz still a liddle warm in here…
        Sanks

  14. cweenmj says:

    Wii intrupt dis fred for an anounsmint.
    .
    Cheezpeepz!! Lurkerz!! Komminterz!! LOL-makirz!!
    did u b noeing dat u can haz a fren? Doan wate!! Sine up noaw!
    B deh nawt-sekkund on yer blok 2 haz Cween mj az ur berry own fren.
    .
    just go 2 http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-cweenmj
    adn klikking on “Add As Friend” Threw deh majikz uv deh intertuubz, I will receeving an e-mayo telling mii uv ur burning desire 2 beeing mai fren. Wen I get deh e-mayo, i will confirm teh rekwest adn u will beeing on mai fren list. Itz dat eezzee.
    .
    If u duznt awlreddy b registered, it b eezee 2 due. Just klikking on deh Register buttin on deh brown bar @ deh top uv deh page. I speshlee like deh profilez dat saying a littul bit bowt u, but U duzn’t hav to giv owt ennee informashunz at awl.
    .
    I b noeing dat dere b tousandz uv u lurkerz owt dere!!
    I b wanting awl uv u az mai frenz.
    .
    Fer awl uv u hoo am beeing mai frenz, i duz a liddul song:
    ♪♫
    Thank u fer beein a fren
    Trabbeld down deh road adn bak agin
    Ur hart iz trooo, ur a pal an a konfidant
    ♪♫
    I’m not ashamed 2 say
    I hope it awlways will stay dis way
    Mai hat iz off, won’t u stand up adn take a bow
    ♪♫
    Adn if u trew a partee,
    Invited ebbreewun u nooooooo
    U wood see, deh biggest gif wood b frum mii
    Adn deh kard attacht wood say,
    Thank u 4 bein a fren.
    .
    Wii noaw return u 2 ur reglar lolz.

  15. Kitteh halps hoomin by pulling loose thred from pants.

    10 seconds later: Nakey-from-teh-waist-down hoomin.

  16. guitarfreak says:

    UR SHOES UNTIED

  17. JAJEH says:

    C’mon hyoomin, c’mon hyoomin…ai taekz u ware we gotta go…tu cheezburger place. Cmon, heel! Daz gudd.

  18. *KA-SPLOOOOOOOOOOORT-SPLORT-SPLORT-SPLORTY-SPLORT…and…SPLORT*

    • D.R. says:

      Can somwon call de CCC? Stat… ;)

      • annipuss says:

        Heer Ai cum draggin teh CCC
        Scoop up oobark’s branes
        pore dem bakk in himz hedd
        fastin on CHRG wiv ducky taep
        An snap on a 50s bavin cap fur ekstra pertekshun.
        Heer oobark, haz a hawt chokklit an sum chokklit possums an rap dis floofy blankit rownd. rest awhile den u will feel better.

  19. D.R. says:

    Boy, deze humins is not so eesy to walk as I thot. Dey spilled dere kibbel all over the flore, too… An I don’ fink it got all itz shots, eever…

  20. eubie says:

    Hoomin seems 2 haz “stay” daown prittee gud.

  21. nismo says:

    All these years, we’ve been taking kittehs home. Today, kitteh takes YOU home.

  22. Tihs kitteh duz prittee guud wifaowt ‘pposable fumbs;
    Her luuks liek a fyremen rowlyng up a fyre hoase;

    (Taht’s iyt!!! Nexxt weez gunna habb fyremens kittehs [oar fyre-kittehs???] ) :lol:

  23. greasycat says:

    Little bitty stripey kittey seemz to have the hang ob werkin teh rope witout opbosible thumbs.

  24. shoopithdawhoopith says:

    dad so cute!!! :-)

  25. Hashim says:

    kitteh needz 2 call hiz/her friendz 2 halp wiff da hooman… hez 2 heavy 2 move alone… or a scratch or two would do da trick ;)

  26. mom21kitteh says:

    In Soviet Russia, kitteh trayns yoo!

    • two_kittehs says:

      not just in Soviet Russia, mah kittehs has me trayned to get
      anything dey needs on command

      • JAJEH says:

        Mai boiz hab invested a lotta tieme and effort intu mai training, an ai tink dey r preddy sadisfied wit resultz.

  27. catalogical humor says:

    Teh problum wif humins is they no respond to voice comandz.
    I sed “miao mew meow” and humin duz nothin.
    So I have to yank teh leash reel hard instead.

  28. zippercat says:

    berry sweet liddul kitteh – somewun pleze to halp me nawt splort, pleze? dat bebbeh kitteh is so cyute. no care about fyremenz ryte naow – ai wantz cyute bebbeh kitteh. liddul kitteh canz tie rope around mee an mayke me tayke himz home!

  29. spicysweet1700 says:

    Next World Demenation!!!!!

  30. spicysweet1700 says:

    Awesome!

  31. macarena says:

    lol that’s reallly cute

  32. Zieda12 says:

    Yo r rite! IZ hard to do!

  33. nv1962 says:

    iz LEESH

    sheesh


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