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Kitteh haz awl teh bestest gaymz
An knoes eben moar
conga ratz WiljamiDzay fur nawt sekund!!1!
i wonder where annipuss iz nowadayz…hmmm…cauz she waz alwayz nawt sekund before!
Ai wuz shoppin! Ai haz dis straynj habit uv nommin fud, an dat meenz Ai haz 2 goe 2 teh shops 2 bye fings!
Is in-portent tu bai fud-staf an staf-staf 2. Meh goes tu shops 2 aftur wurk. Mebbe do sum cukin tudai. (Habs nawt had lunsh, jus kophie n konfe.. kondy.. sweetsie-bayks
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u must has shopping uaself? u no can has yng? poor annipuss… i feels wif u… {{{annipuss}}}
*sighs* Yiss, Ai libs awl alown an haz 2 do mai own irnin, an ebbryfing 4 maiselb.
das bad… me thinqs ebbery1 as nyce as u shud habs a bery own yng… at leest fur da irnin an 2 kareh da shoppin bags 4 u…
I noze teh feelin; I part kurez it heer, an bai nawt ironin.
itz not strange, most uf da peepz (including me) liek 2 nom food!
Buh da kitteh games iz dangerous an’ haz poynte endz…
an doan we awl lyk da kitteh’s sm styl gamze? *cough*
Pees ob string an scrood up sweetee rappers juss as much fun an lots less munnies!
Dats ryte
An mebbe kitteh kan obsoe teetsh 2 plai wiff burdies 
that wigglee strap on teh Wiimote has sum possibilitease, tho…
Lets nawt talk bout teh kitteh nomming teh wii strap kthx?
oh, noes, did sum kittehs doo that to yurs?
Mai kittehs an Ai went tew hab plaidayte wif mai fwiend an her kitteh. Mai kitten iz nawt sew smrt, an decided dat teh wii strap luked very nomable.
kitteh plaidate?
Duz it reely werk?
Wif my girlz it wud be more like a hiss-fest.
You’re Wii had Cat-ass-traffic failure.
*snerk*
Win!!!1!!elebenty!!
Kitteh will do teh Wii-Yoga, but refyooses to do Downwurd Dog. (I is doing teh Cat Yoga tooday, too!)
kitteh should play ‘Purr Pals’ on wii! she’ll liek it!
sowwy kitteh went to shops to bai gamez wif mousies, be bak soon…
kitteh could play rata…rato…
ahh neva mind..
Wow, Wii nau wif cat-controllr.
no feedz on cellz, only on cheezburgerz!
Haz u herd? der’s new wii game.
Iz called “fed teh kitteh.” iz lotsa fun!!1!
Hmmm…Ai plai dat game a lot. Kittehs must be fed awl teh tiem.
itz fun but if u fail 2 feed kitteh in tiem, ur howsie iz doomed!
n can beez vewwy dis, disrup, makez you wayke up all howrs of da nyte!
There is no Wii in team,
but there is meat…
how ’bout a nice juicy cheezburger?
Sweet liddel kitteh can gibs lub – wii no can do dat. liddel kitteh very cyute.
You has a wii bit of a problem….I aint gitin off this ting til you plai wit me and giv meh cheezburger.
here haz a nom-i-lishous cheezburger wiff xtra cheezy goodness!
naow can i playz?
hey all, I have news from ScotchandmoreScotch!! Alive and well (less one large intestine), and happily cruising on dilaudid.
Hooray! Yay for SamS! We sends hugz and well wishes. {{SamS}} Thx fur teh updayte, elfi!
now tahts gweat newz! hopefulleh sams can has be back soon? {{{SamS}}}
Glad 2 heer it, elfinugget! Say hello frum teh littlul caterpillar, pleaz.
Very good news. {{{{{SamS}}}}}
Yay! Dat’s bery bery gud noos! Whut a gud start to mai dai!!
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{{{{{SamS}}}}}
SamS had a spaer larg intestien i never seen dat befor n’ i’m doctor
{{{{{{SamS}}}}}}
Ossum nooz, elfinugget! Best wishes to SamS frum teh Zeus kitteh an’ himz feather-butt slayve!
I has sended a reply tex-messij to teh SamS:
“Elfnow here!! ICHC cheez-frenz say ohai an yay git bettr soonz an awl dat. How is ur huzbear holdin’ up wif ur momzilla? Duz he wanna goze bak to werk nao?”
next message to her:
“Teh Cheez-frenz says dey happi foar sush gud nooz dis moarnin’. Yu stayz restin an’ text me if u feelz laik it.
we missiz yu!!”
{{{{{{{{{{SAMS}}}}}}}}}}
Get well, soon, y’hear?
Mai fatborit sentiment!
Inklood mii in on teh guid wishez!
Bestest wishis frum mee 2 {{{{{{{SAMS}}}}}}}
Dat IZ gud gnus! Fank yu fur keepin uz updayted….
{{{SamS}}}
get bedder ril suun!
Pleez tuu teyl SamS taht weez bee finking bowt her, adn hoep her geyts wel veree sune:
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ SAMS }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Headbonks adn snorgels to SAM, adn sew frilled wif teh gud noos. {{{{{{{{SAMS}}}}}}}} Nao, onword 2 a quik recuv ree.
Dat is gud newz. {{{{SamS}}}}
(veree gentil hugz, doh. Iz tender all obbur aftir sergery liek dat)
Thks elfi fur de updaets.
You no can haz Wii unless U first feeds mii
here haz a cheezburger.
If the kitteh had opposible thumbs, you could do both!
Plai wif kittii insted uv Wii? Absolutelii!!
Yesh cuz kitteh mayks u lol
kitteh is soo kyoot i play wiv kitteh instead uf wii anyday
my kitteh too old to play he juss sit on cowch until i feeds him.
if i sits on couch you feeds me tu?
nawt tu worries i sits awn couche and it makes me falllz slleeepyszzzz
Balens bord
iz unbalensed.
Eye plai’s teh bocksing gaym wif wun uv mai nefoos a cuppla weeks ago. ZOMG!, dat’s a *serimouse* aerobix were-kout!
ohai Owl, um, btw ur linkee nawt teh werkin…
Ur link shud nawt has teh www in der, den shud has a / at teh end of ur naem….
I keep klikkin’ it den finkin’ DANG I shud tellz him dat … den ai fergitz to tellz yu.
witch linkee?
Ai jus clickee’d maisef (hush up, catnip gallery!), an’ mai bloo linkee werked fien. Plz to advize, nugget o’ elf.
kthx
I has POUTS!! whenebber I klix ur bloo linkee I git “onoez!” and it ar a konfoozd ICHC site. It has teh extra www in it…. I don’t unnerstanz whai it werk foar yu!
U has teh h t t p:// www * mine * icanhascheezburger * com / etc…
and it nawt want teh www in it foar meh.
Ai jus clickied an it gibed me: http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh
Trai dis:
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh/
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh/
Try dat.
kitteh no care foar wii he cares bout fud.Looks liek kitteh not liek games
Do not want Wii fitz. Want Sooper Mario Galacksey. Mario luks nomable!
(Mai bebeh kitteh tinks so, n ewai, she sitz awn toppa da ennertay…nmunt sinter an’ trais 2 katchem allatyme!)
Kmon out. Ah teech U to plai “katch teh burdy”! PLZKTHX
Ai singz foar Cheezpeeps:
Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii may neber pass dis waaai agen!!! Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii may neber pass dis waaai agen!!!
but i’ve already got a mii to play with, kitty.
Kitteh wil lett yuu plai wif teh wii, oanley iyf yuu plai wif her furst, foar a veree laung tiem;
Her finks her iys teh Gaytekeeper, adn her probly iys!!!
Ai gotz a Wii phit last wiik an my kittehs lyk too set awn teh bord too! An wen ai’m wurken owt tehy weev threw mah legz an go plorp tween mai feetz.
Teh bestus hyomanz playz wiv ther kittoonz.
Amen.
Analog kitteh
In a dijitul werld
aww! good kittah!!
Kitteh is right. Kitteh much more fun than stupid Wii. Wii no can love. Kitteh can show you much love.
Anom tew dat!
Hehehehe nice lolcat:P
dat kitteh is wiierly cute!!!