Dun wanna go to skool.
Dun wanna go to skool. Othur kittehs is mean
and i nawt wantz 2 play wif dem anymoars.
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and I has a tummyake.
Triple GMTA!!!
Leeza, watch this!
Maus, teh preview wuz wunnerful! I’m shoor u dint see mii bakkstayge, but…..were I u, I’d chekk mai pokkitz befoar I went awn toonite
*Innocent look*
Why?
*watchez, waytes*
Nless iz stoopee peepz doin ting 2 dehmselbz, danjeris iz nawt teh funnee!!
GMTA! congratshumalashuns leeza-b awn top uv teh brayde.
wow! duz that meen we’re all channelin eech uther?
Not to menshun Caretroll, too….?
um yah dat wuz sp00kee, guyze.
come ons Elfi… u was thinkin it 2, rite? rite??
It might be the microchip you inserted into my brain yesterday. Maybe we’re networked together or something…
I’m really afraid that Ebil Maus can hack into our thoughts now…
Wait, wut?
Wudn’t the warm fuzzy emenashuns frum the chip halp to keep hims awai?
duzzn’t yur dongles hab a EM-proof protocol (EMPP)?
It wuz leeza’s microchip… I wuz unconshus at teh thyme, and cud not reevyou her protocols…
well, iffn yoo start pinging fings Ebil, wich will prolly gibs yoo a hedake, den yoo mite consider yurself hacked.
I know! I’ll put in a firewall!
*Get out the Zippo…*
LEEZA!! Get that spritzer ober heer STAT!!!
I’m afraid ur chip will not be compatabul wif unauthorized programz….
Wut duz that meen– like, he’s gonna splort, like?
He just can’t go self-installing stuffs nilly-willy.
Dat cud results in incompatabitlites and program oberlodes.
bitlites an oberlords? Wut the heck iz u tawkin abowt??
That lyke hoplitez an Sauron????
oberlodes not oberlords!
but… I gess the chip IS an oberlord, uv sorts…
Sew… yestiddy u putz a oberlord in Maus?
I has Locul Adnomistraitor riights to my own branye. I can install aneefing I wants!
Sowry.. we had to uninstall ur local adnomistraitor
to get the chip to function…
If u has any kwestions u can call teh
customur care hotline.
1-800-weduzzntreelycarebutwepretendstocuzitzowrjob
Ummm…if leeza-b iz Maus’s new oberlord, duz tat meen she iz responsiblblble fur eberyting Mauz, ebil Maus, & teh otter a-sordid persunelities duz?
Diz culd be a get out ov jail free card fur Ebil Maus!
I iz no oberlord!
We just had 2 stop teh twitchn and drooln…
Dat’s whut all teh oberlords sez….
I COMMAND u to stop sayin that booklion!
Lessee:-
> rsh Maus
> sudo root
> kill -9 ebil%20Maus
well, nao wii kant reboot Maus – iffn wii duz, tehn teh Ebil Maus process will restart itself…an hoo knos whut EM haz added to teh kernel!!
um…. maybe… or something like that….
Ai spoze we iz kindrid spiritz az we awl liek 2 plai heer
ooh, I’ll has a kindrid spritz!
*spritz spritz spritz*
oh wait. nebbermind.
*wipes stray spritzez orf Annipuss*
Ai sed spiritz, nawt spritz, but naow u menshun it a spritz wud b gud – it’z suddinlee got hawt in TTI!
*offerz towel* (“view” foar best laffz)
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1489606
well said my friends
Otai, ai confuzzled lawng enuf: Wai it be cawled a brayed?
too peeps make a tie
three peeps make a brayd
moar than three sumtimez iz called a macrame
wai a macrame?
aww dats my jeevez.. he nevar want to go to skool.
I no feels gud, mommee…
get ur butt to skool, u emo whiner. lol
Ai gotta tummee ake
fink Im gonna frup, too.
can’t keep a good caretroll down…
Teh aikons reveel…
caretroll IS zauberflote!
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Commentz is still phunee tho.
Ohai woodchuck! U iz discovverded mai sekret
If I’d thot tew uze a diffrent email addy wen I started this, I cud *still* be inkogneetoez….
An intuitive grasp of the obvious: you has it…
I haz alwaiz pryded maislef awn that……
Ai dunt fink Maus waz tawlking 2 U, zauberflote …
Yahhbut, see, if I takes teh heet, woodchuck will com bakk an plai, maybee?
Ok, maus, 2 getz rid of borg teknologees…just see pichur abuv
but remo..remu…takes off yur CHRG.
Tehn, wehn u splort, teh CCC kruew will leabe out teh ebil borg
teknologees wehn tehy scoops up yur branes.
Taht’s jus mai aideeuh…
***Puts teh CCC on stanbai***
stoopy WP…ai put tihs in teh udder thred..
*hed desk*
Ai useter say tihs, adn Ai wuz teh teechur.
LOLZ!!!
awwww poor bebbeh! no goez tu skuul, yu stai at hoamz, an ai snorglz yu an gibs yu gushifudz an lots ub skritchez, k?
Nys 3-way brade, leez-b, maus & annipuss!! whut wuld y’all liek fer teh dwinkin an dansin??
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(an doan fergit to go to teh Taibo Teek fer yur prezzies!)
PB2K!!!! I hazznt scene u foar awyle! Hao u doin? An alsew, they kan goez to Krissy’s Salon and Day Spa foar braidz if they wantz!
ooh – I’z gonna haz to werks awn my taupe spawt gitting – I culd yuse sum tiem at a day spa!
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{{{zauberflote}}}
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I went AWOL uninten….unintin….wifowt meening to last week. I gotted a feber, an ended up in teh horspital – wifowt mai lappytop! My ICHC withdrawal, lemme sho yoo eet!! (hmmm – maibee dat’s whi I felt so bad – I didn’t has mai RDA ov LOLCats!)
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How’s fing’s wif yoo, mai deer?
{{{PB2K}}}
plz beez careful, infekshuns after chemoz is much pleh
how beez U now?
I beez much bedder, fanks! Dis feber wuz a post-kemo pleh. An sinse *all* mai blud cownts wuz low, tehy add mitted me to teh horpsital. Made fer a bery boring an pleh weak end. But nao I’z hoam, an can plai todai wif mai frenz awn ICHC, so fings iz much much bedder!!!
(except fer the tummee ake I gits wehn I takes my Aunty By Optic – iz teh pleh fer abowt 30 minnets)
R u allowed teh yooguurt? Can maykes manee tummyaykez from teh Auntiez mush bedderer!
yah, I kin haz teh yogurt…but I kint eet until an hour affer I taeks teh Auntie. so I’z stuck wif teh pleh tummee fer anodder 30 minnets. An den, me an teh saltine crackers – nom nom nom nom!!
/lolspeek
But, if you eat alot of yogurt during other times of the day, it can help too. Works for me, anyway!
ooh – I hadnt thunk ov dat!
*adds yogurt to teh groceree list*
*setz up chaise longue inna shayde*
*konjurz up owtlet fur lappytawp*
*snaps fingerz foar YNG-in-trayning*
Heer u goez, PB2K!! In cayse u hab nebber been heer, this is teh GTS, teh GuyTrayningSpa. The YNG-i-t will bring u drinkiez, fudz, he will massazh u an moove ur chaise warevver u wantz it, an will jenrullee dew ur bidding. If he dont, jess cawl me!
At your service, PB2K. Your wish is my command…
oh mai! Fank yoo bery much, YNGIT!
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Kin I haz a cold glass ov milk? An mebbee gits a pedikur sumtiem todai?
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Oh, an let’s moob mai lounge so I kin watch teh fyremenz in training.
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Plzkthx!
*Picks up the lounge chair (with PB2K in it)*
*Carries it to the window overlooking the fyremen and YNGs in training*
There you are! I’ll be right back with your milk…
*gasps in deelite*
Ooooo, PB2K, u gitz teh hed honcho ov YNGs!!!!!! U will hab a berry gud dai, I’m shoor ov it!
WOW!!!!
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I feels liek Kween Fer A Dai!!!
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*sits bak to enjoi teh pampering an attenshun*
U noez, teh Tyboo Tiik haz sum tiaraz…….lemmee run see wutz in stawk! BRB
*staggers in with tiaras wrapped all around*
PB2K, u haz tew chooz. I brot wun ov everything–
Amethyst awn gold
Beryllium on gold
Carbon-thats-been-heeted-an-skwished-for-ellebentykabillyun-yearz
D…
Diamondz
Ebonies
Fyre Opalz
Gold gold an moar gold
Haff gold/haff silber
Innertoobz speshul: buy now and get teh nekkluss an brayslette free!
Jewelled awl over
K…
Grate shainy purrls
Holy movver-of-purrl
Iris-callered sapphires
Jems of awl deskripshuns
K…
Katz-eyez
Lemony citrine
Marblez (for them wif harblez)
Nougat (teh eddibul tiara!)
Opal, all kynez
P…
Peridot
Quartz
Roobies
S . . .
Salsify (noolee discobberded jem)
Tingalingz(ditto)
Unnerwadder joolz
W…
saffyres
tourmaleens
u-dig-em jools from teh gem mine
wite sapphy-fyres
velvet lining unner allada bootiful jooleries
X…
Vermillion Vermeil
Walrus Tusk carved (donated by live walyruz)
Xstraw Sparky dyemans
Yellow Kitteh Eye
Zebra Striped qwartz
glad u is feeling bedder Pb2K!
When duz u has ur surgeries?
Fanks, leeza! Dey finallee haz set teh transplant fer teh 19th ov August. I gits admitted to teh horspital awn teh 13th. an den I’z stuck in teh horspital for anodder 2-3 weeks. An fankfullee, it wont be akshul surgeries! I finkso, dat mai transplant will be basically a transfusion. Teh donor’s stem cells git moobed into me by IV! Sownds pretty mello – at leest I hoeps so!
Shoor hope u can hab ur laptawp then! Wii will keep u enertayned wif owr silleh trikksez!
oh, moas definitelee! I brings teh laptop wif mii – teh onlee reesun I didnt hab it wif mii dis tiem wuz dat I didnt kno I wuld be stuck in teh horspital for 5 days. I thot it wuld be a trip to teh ER.
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Hoepfullee I’z gonna be able to plai an do silleh trikkseses, too!
*marks teh date on teh calendur*
we will trai to keep u entertaned wile u is in the pleh horsespittal!
OOOOH, PB2K- MAYB WII ASK DA CHEEZEPEEPS 2
ADD DA NEW LOLPICS EBERY OUR 4U WHEN US IN DA
HORSPITTAL? 2 KEEPS U ENTER TAINED? DEN WI
CANZ CUM N ADD DA GIGLOLS N DA CHORTLEY
COMMINTS 4U MAKIN YU LAFF?
LAWL!
Teh goggie ated my homewurk. I be in big trubbel in skool. Furst grade is much harderer den kittehgarten.
lol @ kittehgarten!!!
deh goggie nawt wanna eatz da homewurks but if’n yaz rools it ups likes stick he nawt helps himself and chases it dens he chews it ups.
Bebbeh, wii will bofe stai hoem and go bak 2 bed. Wii can snorgle an sleep awl dai.
‘moarningz, rhsb
‘morning, owl! Hao r u?
ai will haz a forth ai dokter ‘pointmint l8r 2dai, 2 fine aout if ai haz glaucoma.
Hello, again, Cheezpeepz. Az menshuned abuv, ai had a fourf ai doc bizzit todai. Ai aer naow bak frum dat ‘pointmint.
Can we watch kartoons, tooo!!?!?!1
Onlee iffn wii can find teh gud kartoons, lyk wen ai wuz a bebbeh kitteh. Nao, teh wunz awn teevee r teh pleh.
ICHC’erz r…Sooperfrenz!!!
OK, but nawt unner teh bed tihs tym pleez.
oh {{{rhsb}}} lets playz in deh sunbeams instead
offers a floofy paw
Sleep inna sun? Dat wuz wun ov Josie’s favrit fings 2 do.
mah kittehs too loves them their sunbeams
Awwwww, kitteh, but yoo haz to go to skool. Jus’ ‘member: Teh meanies r ushully teh stoopies.
It’s teh clebbur meenies u has too watch owt furr.
…an’ teh phunny dawn keys. Demz hoofy-hoof-hoofs HERTZ!
Reminds me uv teh old Cheech & Chong sketch:
“I’ve got a stomach ache.”
“I’ll give you a BUTT ache if you don’t get out of bed and get to school!”
….or something like that.
‘moaning, eeckers
Morning OOBARK…..
or are you havin a “moaning” ???
…and sorry it’s taking me so long to respond.
Teh box business haz been berry bizzee lately !!
Selling a lot of spherical canvas boxes today, eh?
owlz snack on mousez, ebil oar knot.
yur nawt qwite wreddy tew tak onna dis pitickular mousie
xspexshul pwers aura inboblbed – u haff bean Bwarend
u fink sew? otai.
Yes,EM.The spherical boxes are quite a hit,thanks to your evil salesmanship.
Exxxxxxcelleeeeeent!
…and noa needz fur ‘plologeez.
Ai beez sorta moaning dis morning. Mai kitteh, Zeus, is confuzzling mii.
He watched dat wideo Confuse-An-Owl.
Seer-a-Maus-ly, kitteh waek mi upfi, let mi sleep; waek mi upfi, let mi sleep; waek mi upfi, let mi sleep…brassin-sassin-frassin KITTEH!
I lurvd dat sketch! I fink teh kid complaynd ov an eerayk.
“EERAYK MAI AI! Hao wuld u liek a butt ayk?!”
U iz rite,Patrick !!!
Dey used to play dat skit on one uv our local radio stations awl teh tyme.
***sigh***
Oh,teh days uv mai youth!
Ai’m wif yu, ETC; daze uv mai yute wif Cheech n Chong…. Ai lubs it!
CLASS! CLASS! SHADDUP!! (Sr. Maree Lolefunt, Tu funnee…and Ai didn
ebben goes tu Cat-olick skewl!)
Ai went to teh cathlik skool from 1-8 grade.
Made dat skit eben funnier!
Ai went tu teh guvmint…er, publik skool n ai had substeetoot teechurz dat wuz liek dat.
Class…Class…CLASS…CL…SHUUUUUUUTUUUUUUUUP! thank you.
Ai got tu go tu teh can, man!
Sownds like mah dad.
An myne! Alawng wit . . .
Whadda yoo kryin for? Yoo wunna hav sumthin to kry abowt?
If yor too sik to go to skool, yor too sik to hav fun!
Yah.
Too sick too doo ennyfing butt lays in teh bed.
Butt not too sick too hep in teh chores? Verrreh suspishus.
aww, babbeh kitteh, u can haz stai home tyme wiff me. I gib you lots ov hugs and kisses to mayke you haz a happee.
Awww…
That kitty is soooooo cute.
I agreez, beebeh kitteh face so sad it gibs ME a sad. Just want to pickz him up and snorgle and snuggle.
Poor kitteh. U just has tu lurn tu plai nyc wif teh ovver kittehs. Unless teh ovver kittehs wanna fyt, den u has tu kik teh ovver kittehs butt.
Rite!!! (LOL)
Ohai, Patrick! I wuz just wunderin whar yoo wuz teh uther day.
This is a lyne frum a movie, iznit? I keep hearin a voyce sayin this lyne, but I kant fur teh lyfe-uv-meh member whut movie it wuz frum! Ack! Halp!
[lolspeak off]
It’s from the Disney movie “Mulan” with Eddie Murphy as Mushu the dragon. He wakes Mulan up in her tent after she has gotten into the Imperial Army, and while he’s stuffing food down her throat and getting her ready for training, to “play nice with the other kids, unless, of course, one of the other kids wanna fight, then you have to kick the other kid’s butt.”
I LOVE that movie! Thanks fur remindin meh! I went throo a phaze wher I watched it almost every week. Love the part wher teh krikket becoems a “typewriter” an types up a note.
Fanx! -Grem
Bebbeh kitteh bedder kairfull whut he saiz, momma mite wanna taek tempurratyur. DO NOT WANT! Muchly worstez dan surprize butt secks!
Wall, yah. Doo I notz hab too armpits????
Wall, kitteh haz armpits, whoeber kitteh sumtymes 2 wriggley skwirmy 2 maek dat wurkable. Sumtymez iffn yoo gotz 2 b shur of tempurratyur, yoo gotsta dew it teh hard wai. Sowwy, kitteh bebbeh.
Naow dey has fermomemeters dat goes in teh eers. Mush neeter an less pleh fur teh kittehs.
Nurse Cat Reeks Revenj:
http://www.images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/7/24/nowitakeyour128614014378995616.jpg
Poo.
*sulks*
It r mah latust lol.
Dawn keys hab armz???
Ohai frenz!
Ai can has teh caliko kitteh a few posts down? Hur iz sew purty!
Aw man, ai jes got tolded ai gotta do a drug test. Izza randum fing. (Ai hoep ai can wii on demand.
)
An wash ur hanz after
An P.S.—- if u wiiz unner teh bed, u haz tew cleen it upz!
Okai, ai finalee prodused a sampel, but ai dunno if it wuz enuf. **crosses paws**
Ai’m leevin werk 4 teh dai, 2 run sum erranz. Has a gud dai, frenz! Ai will see u 2morrow! {{{Hugs 2 awl mai cheezfrenz}}}
Kthxbai!
happy cat lookz miserable and… not happy
I noez. Is UNhappy Cat. Wich gibs meh an unhappeh.
Happy Cat shud allwuz beh Happy.
I gotted a B pluf in paw-paintin… Den Fifi McWhiskers bited me an took mah catnip toy. Wuz all ober after that.
Dat r so cute, D.R.
‘moanin’, hoofy-hoof-hoof.
Stop dat moanin.
It r gud day too bee alibe.
Git on mah eer an we will doo Zippetty Doo Dah Danz.
‘moanin’, hoofy-hoof-hoof. butt….yu kno lieks wen ai’z awn yore ere.
No bitin, noaw.
*Donkeh beegins too dants wiff golden shoosees*
Zippetee Doo DAH! Zippetee A! Mah o Mah wutt a Wunndurrfull Day!
Plentee ub sunshine hedded owr way! Zippettee Doo DAH! Zippetee A!
Missur Owlees on mah showldur!
It’s the truth! It’s actual!
Ebbreefing is sat-is-factual!
*throws confettehs an candies as donkeh dances down teh thred throwin
kisses at ALL teh cheezcommenters!*
/i kin doo dis cuz i has day off.
*schmoos kafleen bak*
Yay fur teh days off!
*Seez dansing dawn kee wif owl on sholder*
W00t, w00t! Kafleen!!! u lukz awsum!!!!
Lubs dose shinee hoofsez sparkling in deh morning sunshine!
*gives deh Dawn Kee adn deh Owl eech a big Schmoo*
oooooo. kandee! fank yew! ♥
ohai mj!
can u tells me how to make the ‘hart’?
Press down the ALT key and hold den press number 3. ♥ Needs
too be teh 3 on the keypad and not above, though, at least on mine.
Here are an ALT key coding linkee!
http://www.tedmontgomery.com/tutorial/ALTchrc.html
☼
Oooh, sunshine!
Before I r in teh sun: ☺
After I r in teh sun: ☻
ANNNNND….
if u wants too see teh littul faceees biggur, just
hold down ur Ctrl button and scroll teh wheel on
teh top ub ur mouse, if u hab wun. Makes
fings biggur.
eeps!
♥♣☻☺♦♣♥♠○◘•
I didz that by assident teh other day, now I noes how I did it!
Testin: 14
nebber mine…nawt werkin fur me…
*orlso seez dansing dawnkee wib owl on sholder*
*checks strenf of priskripshun drugs*
Mmm, splains a lot.
Happy caturday ebberybodee.
{{{{{Dawnkey}}}}}
Fank you, I needed dat!
T’anks.
An thatz when teh fite broke owt!
Wel, kitteh, mebbee teh uvver kittehs woan bees soe meen wen tehms geyts tuu knoes yuu!
Becuz yuu iys suches a beeutifuul bebbeh, tehy mite plaiy wif yuu moar wen tehms seas jes haow nieyce adn kyuoote yuu ar!! Tehn yuu kan plaiy bebbeh kitteh gaimes, haz teh funses iyn teh skoolyaurd, adn hazza a guud tiem, awl befoar yuu goez hoem!!
den gits hoem-skooled bebeh kitteh!!!
Ai haz a sad. Ai donwanna be needy buts ews only won what uderstan.
Mai kitteh didn’t comes homes laz nite afer big storm.
Nau i worries an gets leaky faced and cant do mai wurk cause hes not here to scritch wile ai wates for compiles.
Peas to ceeling cat he come home safe and sound. Ai do anyfing !!
fanks fur ledding meh share.
oh noez! plz keep us updayts ok? KOM HOM LIL KITTEH!
{{{midnightsdeer}}}} Hope yur kitteh gets home soon and safe!
Hope yur kitteh comes home safe & sound. Mine wuz out all night once. I wuz so worried. When morning came, I went out wif dish of cruchy food, walked around neighborhhod shaking it and calling him. He meowed to me, & we followed eeach otter’s voyces till we meeted eech other. He wuz exhausted & glad to be carried home. He wuz so prowd of his big advenchure.
(((((((((((((Midnightsdeer))))))))))))))))) I pray ur kitteh comz hoam sayfe an sownd berry berry soon. Plz keep us poasted? I can hazd missin kittehz B4 too– berry leaky-fayce, metoo.
onoes, midnightsdeer! ai sowwy tu heer yur kitteh nawt hoam. ai hoapz himz saef an kums bak suun. kan yu poast himz picksher wif yur emayl awr fone numbr in yur lokel cherch, grosery stoar, bus stop, etc? mebbeh kitteh got lawst an sumwun finded him an kin kawl yew.
{{{{{{{{{midnightsdeer}}}}}}}}}}
oh noes. I wud has a big worry and a sad too!
But kittehs are teh very resourcefull, maybee he just found a gud
place to hide and iz a littul scared to come owt just yet.
*crosses fingurs for midnightsdeer & kitteh*
yep, wut leeza-b sed. ai knowed wun lidl salsa-kitteh, she wuz gawn fur 4-5 daze inna ded ub winter, an ebberywun thot she wuz ded cuz it teh temperachur wuz minus elebenty fur menny daze. An she kaem bak!!! Jus liek nuffink happend! we fink she wuz hydin inna nayburz garaj, an we aksed an aksed, but salsa nawt telled us nuffink.
my first kitteh Dingo wuz gone for a few days, fownd owt someone in my apt complex thot he was a stray kitteh and had took him in.
I wuz a bit put owt when they axed if I wanted him.
Dey sed he’d been sleepin on dere bed everry nite.
I sed, he wud have come HOME if u hadn’t been keepin him inside wif u!
wuns mai Mia skaredy-kitteh went owtsyde an hid awl nite unner a bush – she onlee came owt when she wuz reddy!
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Teh open can uv tuna mebbe can halps?
Wif sew mini peepz sendin gud thots ur wai, shirley ur kitteh comez hoam NE taim naow, all “Y U wuz wurriid” like. Pls 2 b lettin us noez fer shoer. {{{{{{midnightsdeer}}}}}} and {{{{{{{{kitteh}}}}}}}
Fank u awe fur da gud fawts. Ai luf mah Midnight bery mush. Es gud to noes dat he mit naut gone to brig. Ai bery scared fur him. Ai cry nauw.
So ai gonna put aut flyers- da bery gud idea fanks Moe!
Middienight also haf HomeAgain chip, ai call dem, dey call vets/sheltors, dey naut fin him doe, dat naut a gud fing.
About him:
He waz wild kitteh afore he come lif wif meh. He come sit on mah stoop an sing kitteh songs to late night. (Dat how he got hiz nam.) He waz bery ascared to come in hause an run way on littlest ting. but he baby kitteh so we buys him fud. but when ai givs him gushifud, big kittehs come an nom hiz fud. So ai sit out on stoop eberynight for 2 monfs in winter tu mak sur he gits enouf. Firs i sing songs and tell him bout mah day, den he let meh pets him on hiz hed. Den he letz me brush hiz hair and final he letz me pick him up and git warm near mah coats. Den March i brin him in hause.
Hear hiz picsure:http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1616857
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Fank u agan hau sweet you are tu meh. {{{{Cheezfriens}}}}
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(Ai poss this afore, naut exakly, but dey naut sho- naut shore y.)
midnightsdeer – I is sayin prayrs fur teh sayf return uv yor kitteh. Verry kyoot pikshor! Do nawt giv up hoep til ther is gud reesun to do so. Kitteh culd be close by – did yoo walk throo teh nayburhud kawlin himz naym an lissnin fur teh kwiet Mrowr? We ar heer fur yoo – gud luk!
We have bad storm here las night, and Midnight likes to hunt in drain field. Ai trysta git hims to stop but he naugt understan. Ai scared he take flume ride to bridge.
Ai walk and call at 4am with flashlight, den i go in big storm field he like to hunt in at 6am ai git in wader up ta my butts and i calls and calls. An ai is in swamp i naut sees him, firs i fink dat is gud ting, den i fink he mit be under wader. den i cry gan.
He bery ascared of lawnmowers, so it naut gud he naut come hom when dey be mowin on tursday when he usualee stays wif me curled in his kitteh-circle.
Ai lets you noes what happens. Hims tuff kitteh bu ai still ascared fur hims.
Fank you for prayers and addvicse
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Weez be praiying tuu CC foar yuu adn yuur kitteh!!!!
Wen yur owt lookin fur Midnight, trai singin teh songs you sang wen him wuz teh bebe. Wen mai Willy went AWOL, he staid unner teh deck an wuddin comesout fur callin or rattlin crunchyfuds or usin teh canopner on tunacans. I cud see big, scaert eyes back in teh dark kornur, an no wae he’s movin. But wen mai boi an I sang Teh Willy Song, wich he knew wuz speshul fur him, he creept out sayin “moww? moww?” an crawlt in mai lap an bonk, bonk, bonk mai chin. I hope Midnight memmers hims songs an comes to U! Bes twishes fur gittin him hoem!
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No no, u go tu skools and haf a briet smiyl en sai “I m prowd to b a kitteh an u cant bring me dewn.” I betz thoz kittehz wan to b ur frenz, aktulley
Well, itz finally happnd. i luv kittehs . but i don want a kitteh in SaudiRabia. guess wat? i gotz 1!!! oar mebbe she gotz me!!!
*lolspeak off* Two days ago I was coming home after work at about 9:30 P.M. Just next to the street door of my apartment building there was something lying against the wall. A small feral kitten.
The tiny thing lifted it’s head to look at me, but was so weak from starvation that the little head just flopped down again. – Instant heartbreak – So what else could I do. This tiny orphan was starving right outside my door.
Two days later, I have a very lively kitten (girl I think) romping around my living room, guzzling gushifood, demanding attention (meeew, meeew, etc.) using her pointy ends on me when I don’t pay her enough attention and generally being all that a kitten can be.*lolspeak on*
yay!!!! i can has a bebbeh kitteh!!!!
Hooray, AfriCat! *happy hed-butz* Yay for yoo! We haz happytayl togethur!
aiz so very happytail for you and yor new bebbeh!!!! What’s hur name gonna be?
fank u berry mush gremlin an leosmom, hed-butz, an purrrs 2 eberybuddy.
i don know wat 2 call her yet. letz u know ’soon az we know.
Wehn she? noze her nayme, she tellz U.
Concatchulayshuns, AfriCat. So happy for yu & yur new bebe.
CC noo taht yoo *needz* a kitteh, sew wun wuz provided!! in sucha way taht yoo cud NAWT say no. Schmoos and hedbonks to yoo fur bein teh bebbeh kitteh reskewer!!
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ai had Morgan fur a week befor ai knoo whut hiz nayme wuz.
Soe wunnerfull bowt yuur neu kitteh!!!!
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oooh AfriCat!!! Lukkee kitteh!! Lukkee u!!!1!
*caper caper prans caper*
*twurl prans twurl twurl caper*
Has u naimed her yet?
N wut duz her looking liek?
yas, u can has pickshures???
so happy fur u Africat!!
ohai leeza!! R U keeping owt ob trubbel?
I iz trying but it seems to find me sumtimes.
How is things in VLC?
Ai canot cumplane! (Waol, ai cud, but tehn ai wud being a winey emo kitteh.)
Mai “strai” tuksee boi just came in fur a bite, adn mai big boikitteh Teddy is awn mai deks, gentlee reeching owt hims paw to tuch mai fais n gibbing mii hedbonks.
Az teh dawn key sez, it R gud to being alibe.
iz dat ur strai u thut someone had ‘dopted?
I has a strai gurl inna carrier in my howse rite now, recobbering from gettin teh nootered. I had my furst ‘pointments to get teh strai cats fixed this week. I took 2 in but onlee the gurl got to come back wif me. They sed the boi was + for FeLV so dey euthanised hims. I was a littul sad bout dat. Even tho I knows its for teh best.
2 more appts next Wed! It’s goin to take sebberal vissits to get tehm all done.
um, I shudda put ’spayed’ where I put ‘nootered’…
Dat’s teh wun!
“All”? Hao manee duz u habbing?!? Wher dey cumming frum?
Ai alwais craiing when a annimal getz put down, eben tho itz fur teh bestest….
well dey coming owt uv the woodwerk lately…
I now has been feeding 6 adults, I finks, and 2 bebbeh kittehs.
I had it stable for a long time, til someone ‘dopted my black boi, and teh balances was changed.
U noes where they comes from… little kittehs come from big kittehs…
I red dat “6 adults, 1 fink, and 2 bebbeh kittehs.” My confoozled brayne, let me show you it.
leeza-b aura yoo a “trap & release” werker? 4 teh feral kittehs?
I don’t know if u’d call me a ‘werker’, but yes, I is doin the trap, fix & releese wif teh kittehs I has been feeding.
bwavo fur yoo taht is teh moust ONerable & lubbing ting wii candoo 4 halpin tew kweep teh strai fural popadulation xploshunz unda control. der aura pharm kittehs next tew mai werk taht i haff helped wiff. i pray CC pours abunnydances inta yoor pocket tew help wit fundz!!1!
dat r so nice an’ generous AfriCat!!1!!
Hooray fur rescuing da kitteh!!
P.S wat haz u named ur kitteh??
Yah fur Africat! Soundz liek kitteh haz yuu!
yay AfriCat!
didz yew knoe dat midl eest wer teh nawt-sekund playse wer kittehz adopted peeps:
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http://www.nytimes.com/2007/06/29/science/29cat.html?ex=1340856000&en=f13202ca27cfd8e5&ei=5124&partner=permalink&exprod=permalink
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http://www.sciencemag.org/cgi/content/abstract/1139518
das berry inneresting moe!!! an fang u berry mush 2 alla peeps an kittehs fur teh gud wishes. she is still berry thin, jes skin an bonez, reely. but dat soon change i fink. she has teh enormus eers an teh beeg green eyes. she’s mostly white with sum ginger an black markins. iz a prowd daddeh!!!
{{{{{{AfiCat & bebeh Kitteh}}}}}} congreatshowplaces AfriCat she sowndz jest bootiful adn she musht B vry, vry shmart tew find a hoomin wren she needid 1. Pleez posta lotsa pix 4 uz cheezes tew sea kthx
Hmmm, sownds liek a calliko! Bedder watch owt taht rhsb duzzn’t see her!
Moarnin CheezFrinz. I sorree 2 innerup dis fun fred n kyoot LOL, but I haz uh hyooj sad. Mai momcat’z owldur sistur jess krawst da brij uh liddul wyl agoe.
Herz hadded merjinsee serjuree yestiddee, but fingz musta bin 2 bad 2 gitz fiksded. 
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4 doze CheezFrinz hoo praiz 2 da hoomin God, plz dew sew 4 mai famblee as we awl goez throo dis tym, n 4 trabblin sayftee win we goez 2 da fyoonrul (dunno win dat b yet). N 4 doze hoo doan, at leest prai 2 CeilingCat 4 da saym…
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I’z gunna miss herz sumfin feers…
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N naow, bak 2 owr regyoolurlee skedyoold LOL…
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Fankz leosmom {{{leosmom}}}
(*wis-purrz*) *I b uh him*
(*wis-purrs and blushes*) aiz sowwy. ai shood look tings like that up in profiles before ai assume.
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Fankz leeza {{{leeza-b}}}
we shall pray fur ur loss {{{{{{Aahz}}}}}}
we iz really sowwy…
Fankz 4 ur prairz Hashim {{{Hashim}}}
sayf travels Aahz, prayers and gud thoughts fur yuu and yur fambly…
Fankz 4 ur prairz n thotz luvscatsVA {{{luvscatsVA}}}
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take all calmfortress inna yur Faith
Fank U 4 dat 2W2B2S — mai fambleez Faith b strawng, n iz big hep n tymz liek dis {{{2wh2blk2stripey}}}
{{{{{aahz}}}}} so sowwy aahz!!!! finkin ob u an ur familee. u will b in mai prayers.
Fankz 4 ur prairz AfriCat {{{AfriCat}}}
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I so sorry 4 ur loss, Aahz. Dere r no werdz in English or lolspeek taht due justice 2 how wii feelz @ tymez like dese. Just member dat wii awl wawkz wif u threw deh hard daze.
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Schmooz 2 yooz.
Fankz muchlee cweenmj! Deyz nuffin dat kin ridoos uh hevvee lode liek havvin grate peepz wif U 2 shayr da lode. N noein dat mai CheezFrinz r wif me (n spirit ifn nawt n purr-sun) shure maykz da lode lytur. Awl U gyz n galz r grate! {{{cweenmj}}}
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Fankz booklion {{{booklion}}}
My thoughts and prayers are with you and your family.
Fankz 4 ur prairz n thotz frum kraws da pond annipuss {{{annipuss}}}
ohai aahz, drive bai commint………. before ai leeves werk
ai finkso we mite need to hab a race wun ob dese dais…….. ttyl
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1609283
btw, jus read up teh fred an ai am sew sry bout yer families’ loss……. ai gess maibe ai’s glad to hab thrown in a liddel humor before ai read teh sad nooos.
iz obveeus dat yew lubbed her muchly and herz knew dat…… be at peace wif dat knowledge….. an yew will see herz agin sumdai. ai will talk to yew later
wun more note for teh wizzird ob aaahz
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1528620
Fankz jamamakitty — yesh, I luvvded herz muchlee. Mai famblee haz awlwaiz bin berree kloas. Mai momcat’z momcat (granmawcat) krawst da brij bak n 1982, n da auntee hoo krawst 2dai wuz neerlee liek herz – ebben cukt liek herz. Nommin herz hoam-mayd biskitz n pare prizzervz awlwaiz mayded me finkz uv granmawcat. Momcat can haz wun moar jar uv pare prizzervz frum mai auntee dat herz gunna givz 2 me — I betz deyz gunna b da mostist speshull, bestist-taystin batch.
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Yeh, we iz gunna meet agin awd da uvver syd uv da brij. Mebbe herz will haz sum moar prizzervz bai den
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Mai grate luvz 4 mai famblee — lemme shoa U it
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So sorry {{{{{{Aahz an fambly}}}}}}
B safe on your travels and remember that our prayers are with you.
Fankz 4 ur prairz teasel2. We will dew owr bestist 2 stai sayf, n ur gud weeshiz will reelee hep. {{{teasel2}}}
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I’m so sorry.
{{{{{aahz}}}} an {{{{{{himz famlee}}}}}} Pls 2 noes taht wii goez wif u wear ebbers u goez, adn noes taht wii lurvs u.
Fankz eubie. I kin tayl frum awl da wunnermuss kawmintz dat dere b much lurvz frum awl mai CheezFrinz heer. U awl r da bestistest {{{eubie}}}
Fankz MelONyx {{{MelONyx}}}
{{Aahz an mum an fambly}} Gentil hed butz an nose-bumps to yoo.
Fankz gremlin *purrr* *hedbonk* {{{gremlin}}}
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Fankz Cassidy {{{Cassidy}}}
I has a srry.
I maded piccy furr u. http://www.tinyurl.com/6xnhaz
Fankz 4 da luvverlee pitcher kafleen — U r such uh sweet dawn-key {{{kafleen}}}
Sorry to hear about your loss. Wishing the best for you and your family; holding your aunt in the light.
Fankz Phillipe 4 ur gud weeshiz n thotz 4 mai auntee {{{Phillipe}}}
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Fankz OOBARK {{{owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh}}}
(((((Aahz an fambly))))))I SO sorree!:( I’ll be payin for you awl.(((BIG HUGGLES frum Katzi an hedbonks frum kitties Petie Jebbie an Spencer)
Fankz 4 ur prairz Katzi (n ur hedbonkz P, J, n S) {{{Katzi}}} **hedbonkz 2 Petie Jebbie n Spencer**
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Ai wil remember yuu, deer Aahz adn yuur luuved wuns iyn mai prayures….
Fankz 4 ur prairz CKK {{{cheshirekittehkat}}}
{{{{{Aahz}}}}}}}}}} Aye wud gibz u ah pun tu maek u laff juss a liddle adn taek sum ob teh sad awai, but Aye haz a sad fur yu tu. U bii saef. Hugz yu & fambly frum awl ob cheezland.
Fankz 4 da gud thotz n weeshiz smammie. I doan hasta 2 laff 2 tayk summa da sad awai — awl deze grate luvvin kawmintz haz givvin me uh reelee nys warm fuzzee noein dat awl U grate CheezFrinz kerr enuff 2 fink bowt n prai 4 me n mai famblee. Dat bai itsef haz taykin summa da sad awai
(it breengz uh teer 2 mai ay, but nawt frum da sad) {{{smammie}}}
dis caption gibs me a sad cause ai was one ob doz kidlets dat was pickded on in skool. but things iz muchly beddur nao – ai haz lots a frenz who lubs me.
We all luv u.
Me too. I simpafize.
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Cheezfrenz r wunnerful!
*Sniffle* I wanna be home-schooled.
Hai. O/t agayn 2 sez a big THX 2 awl cheezfrendz who komments awn mai frend’z blog. He haz wun thouzand an firtee komments in jst fowr daiz!!
Aww, poor kitteh …
Kitteh haz a grumpy.
Him look like him hab a tiny glisseny teer.
O, noez!11 It r teerin up mah hart!
Hab cookees, kitteh! N cheezburgurs! N cattnip! N nommee toys!
N schnorgulls an schmmoos!!
Doan wurreh, kitteh! U not has too go dere no more! I teeches u goggie tawnting
trixs heer at home, k?
…an’ hoofy-hoof-hoof hoofy-hoofin’?
Anerabuhl kittoon sez “MEH!”
awww poor thing. i know how you feel!
Me too. I wuz teezed LOTS in skool! But lil kitteh…you GOTTA go ta skool an lern!Dey’ll like you…I PURROMISE!*snuggul*
…an’ if dey doan’, we sens the dawn key an’ hers army uv Cheezfrenz to support yew!
Kittehn, u telz Ms. Purrin, she hepz littel kittiz win day gitz sad. She hepz u maak good frinz!
tell teh teechr, dey r nise ppl
Awwwwws!
iz no how dat feelz.(=
i don wanna go edir
luk for my pics pleez
I love lolcats ^_^