Dun wanna go to skool.
Dun wanna go to skool. Othur kittehs is mean
and i nawt wantz 2 play wif dem anymoars.
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and I has a tummyake.
Triple GMTA!!!
Leeza, watch this!
Maus, teh preview wuz wunnerful! I’m shoor u dint see mii bakkstayge, but…..were I u, I’d chekk mai pokkitz befoar I went awn toonite
*Innocent look*
Why?
*watchez, waytes*
Nless iz stoopee peepz doin ting 2 dehmselbz, danjeris iz nawt teh funnee!!
GMTA! congratshumalashuns leeza-b awn top uv teh brayde.
wow! duz that meen we’re all channelin eech uther?
Not to menshun Caretroll, too….?
um yah dat wuz sp00kee, guyze.
come ons Elfi… u was thinkin it 2, rite? rite??
It might be the microchip you inserted into my brain yesterday. Maybe we’re networked together or something…
I’m really afraid that Ebil Maus can hack into our thoughts now…
Wait, wut?
Wudn’t the warm fuzzy emenashuns frum the chip halp to keep hims awai?
duzzn’t yur dongles hab a EM-proof protocol (EMPP)?
It wuz leeza’s microchip… I wuz unconshus at teh thyme, and cud not reevyou her protocols…
well, iffn yoo start pinging fings Ebil, wich will prolly gibs yoo a hedake, den yoo mite consider yurself hacked.
I know! I’ll put in a firewall!
*Get out the Zippo…*
LEEZA!! Get that spritzer ober heer STAT!!!
I’m afraid ur chip will not be compatabul wif unauthorized programz….
Wut duz that meen– like, he’s gonna splort, like?
He just can’t go self-installing stuffs nilly-willy.
Dat cud results in incompatabitlites and program oberlodes.
bitlites an oberlords? Wut the heck iz u tawkin abowt??
That lyke hoplitez an Sauron????
oberlodes not oberlords!
but… I gess the chip IS an oberlord, uv sorts…
Sew… yestiddy u putz a oberlord in Maus?
I has Locul Adnomistraitor riights to my own branye. I can install aneefing I wants!
Sowry.. we had to uninstall ur local adnomistraitor
to get the chip to function…
If u has any kwestions u can call teh
customur care hotline.
1-800-weduzzntreelycarebutwepretendstocuzitzowrjob
Ummm…if leeza-b iz Maus’s new oberlord, duz tat meen she iz responsiblblble fur eberyting Mauz, ebil Maus, & teh otter a-sordid persunelities duz?
Diz culd be a get out ov jail free card fur Ebil Maus!
I iz no oberlord!
We just had 2 stop teh twitchn and drooln…
Dat’s whut all teh oberlords sez….
I COMMAND u to stop sayin that booklion!
Lessee:-
> rsh Maus
> sudo root
> kill -9 ebil%20Maus
well, nao wii kant reboot Maus - iffn wii duz, tehn teh Ebil Maus process will restart itself…an hoo knos whut EM haz added to teh kernel!!
um…. maybe… or something like that….
Ai spoze we iz kindrid spiritz az we awl liek 2 plai heer
ooh, I’ll has a kindrid spritz!
*spritz spritz spritz*
oh wait. nebbermind.
*wipes stray spritzez orf Annipuss*
Ai sed spiritz, nawt spritz, but naow u menshun it a spritz wud b gud - it’z suddinlee got hawt in TTI!
*offerz towel* (”view” foar best laffz)
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1489606
well said my friends
I no feels gud, mommee…
get ur butt to skool, u emo whiner. lol
Ai gotta tummee ake
fink Im gonna frup, too.
can’t keep a good caretroll down…
Teh aikons reveel…
caretroll IS zauberflote!
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Commentz is still phunee tho.
Ohai woodchuck! U iz discovverded mai sekret
If I’d thot tew uze a diffrent email addy wen I started this, I cud *still* be inkogneetoez….
An intuitive grasp of the obvious: you has it…
I haz alwaiz pryded maislef awn that……
Ai dunt fink Maus waz tawlking 2 U, zauberflote …
Yahhbut, see, if I takes teh heet, woodchuck will com bakk an plai, maybee?
Ok, maus, 2 getz rid of borg teknologees…just see pichur abuv
but remo..remu…takes off yur CHRG.
Tehn, wehn u splort, teh CCC kruew will leabe out teh ebil borg
teknologees wehn tehy scoops up yur branes.
Taht’s jus mai aideeuh…
***Puts teh CCC on stanbai***
stoopy WP…ai put tihs in teh udder thred..
*hed desk*
awwww poor bebbeh! no goez tu skuul, yu stai at hoamz, an ai snorglz yu an gibs yu gushifudz an lots ub skritchez, k?
Nys 3-way brade, leez-b, maus & annipuss!! whut wuld y’all liek fer teh dwinkin an dansin??
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(an doan fergit to go to teh Taibo Teek fer yur prezzies!)
PB2K!!!! I hazznt scene u foar awyle! Hao u doin? An alsew, they kan goez to Krissy’s Salon and Day Spa foar braidz if they wantz!
ooh - I’z gonna haz to werks awn my taupe spawt gitting - I culd yuse sum tiem at a day spa!
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{{{zauberflote}}}
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I went AWOL uninten….unintin….wifowt meening to last week. I gotted a feber, an ended up in teh horspital - wifowt mai lappytop! My ICHC withdrawal, lemme sho yoo eet!! (hmmm - maibee dat’s whi I felt so bad - I didn’t has mai RDA ov LOLCats!)
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How’s fing’s wif yoo, mai deer?
{{{PB2K}}}
plz beez careful, infekshuns after chemoz is much pleh
how beez U now?
I beez much bedder, fanks! Dis feber wuz a post-kemo pleh. An sinse *all* mai blud cownts wuz low, tehy add mitted me to teh horpsital. Made fer a bery boring an pleh weak end. But nao I’z hoam, an can plai todai wif mai frenz awn ICHC, so fings iz much much bedder!!!
(except fer the tummee ake I gits wehn I takes my Aunty By Optic - iz teh pleh fer abowt 30 minnets)
R u allowed teh yooguurt? Can maykes manee tummyaykez from teh Auntiez mush bedderer!
yah, I kin haz teh yogurt…but I kint eet until an hour affer I taeks teh Auntie. so I’z stuck wif teh pleh tummee fer anodder 30 minnets. An den, me an teh saltine crackers - nom nom nom nom!!
/lolspeek
But, if you eat alot of yogurt during other times of the day, it can help too. Works for me, anyway!
ooh - I hadnt thunk ov dat!
*adds yogurt to teh groceree list*