Wait just a minute.
Wait just a minute. If iz not you and iz not me, who am I licking??
iz probablee third wheel kitteh.
picture: Meriden Humane Society. lol caption:
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Cheezburger Network Blog
Tung check!
Wii can has octopussy macrame!! Wut u wants fer teh drinkses an dans LCB?
Whatevers u has handy. And make it to-go, plz? I hasta go to teh groshury store. Catch u guise a little later!
Haowz yu tieming awn dat groshree run? Iz tu lait fur fyrmenz tu be shawping fur dere lunch.
bai LCB!
Bring meh back somefing shiney frum teh stoar!
*snerk*
i can has come?
HEY EBBURBUDDY!
I has cawted teh lolllllllllolololol !!
Come an help meh gib him an attitude ajussmunt on teh thred beefore dis wun!
Aer u goin to hoof him wiv ur shinee shooz?
No! No! Wee is gunna smuvvur him wiff Cheezlubb till hee is obburcum!!
Halp! Hees gunna git awai!
*wif odd vois*
Hello, somone order a XL attitude ajussmunt wif xtra cheez hear?
gud werk, kafleen!!
im in! cheez whiz or shredded cheez? mebbe peppr jack?
ai needz halp! haow kin ai faybrits pitchoors awn teh frunt payge? do not see faybrits button!
Der iz teh “add to favorites” button above teh picture wen Ai lukk, u haz 2 b logged in to faybrit teh lol.
I haz herd dat deh Macz b habbing deh no favorite button problem. Deh Grate Cheezmiesterz b werking on it. mebbe try recapshun, and u kin favorite frum dere??? Just a guess.
Ohai,Cween!!
Empress uv cheezfrens and awl arownd beloved ruler!!
Ai finalee boughted teh Leinenkugels Berry Weiss.
It be berry,berry gud !!
glad u like. I also like deh dark wun…. i fergit wut dey kawling it.
Dey no haz Leineez in Orygone.
*britenz* but i not b much uv deh beer drinker enneeway.
*wanderz bak frum deh lieneez page*
http://www.leinie.com/home.htm
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Well, duh, deh dark beer b kawlled Creamy Dark.
it b berree smooth and rich.
Ai will try dat one next !!
Thx, cweenmj! Ai haz a Mac and ur rite, dis does werk!!!!
(U jus has to enter the caption agin)
Divakitty haz a Mac, @, but she can download faberites. Wassupwiddat?
mebbe depends on deh browser.
Dey haz a flavr
teh flavr iz orinj
buttt orinj is poyzin!!
Yu see the white shaype on teh kitteh’s head? Teh wun shayped like a bottul? That iz where teh kitteh keeps teh antidowt tu orinj poison.
Dat r verreh clebbur.
stay awai frum butt , then!
*snurt*
yew sed dere wuzznt any nip in dose toyz!!!!
Whoever it iz, teh flavur nawt sew bad…
Wait , wair did he cum frum?
Aaaaargh! It’z poisun!
Romeo kitteh liks teh orinj kitteh just as Juliet kitteh waeks up! How trajic!
LOL!!!@@@@@
HAY! Spoiler that!
ooh, a spoiler? To redoose my lift? Now I can be in Kittehs:2 fast 2 furry-us!
Oar “Kalikoe Drift”
Dam orinj kitteh…Alwais stikin himz butt into owr bizness!!
*snurt!*
mohr lik sneekin himz butt….
Tihs furpile iz nawt ginger flavr
Himz nawt poyzin!
“U hads me at ‘allogrooming’.”
U meenz “all u groomin”?
*professor voice* Allogrooming is the habit some animals have of grooming each other.
U meenz “all u crewmen?’
**Caution; approaching large logic leap**
Iz we havin a goup groomin by fyrecrewmen?
Yay!!
Datz zaklee wut she sed……
BRING IN TEH FYREMENZ!!!!! *HOORAY!*
fyrehotties???? whare??? ai hasta put awn mai makeups!
an get outta dese swehtpawnts!
I hoap dey is awl mucl-ee, no want flabee fyremenz!
BGEE dun did a “large logic leap”
sew Ai jumpt awnna fyrwagun!
Ai jus gotz da neu glubs n hat…Ai hoep
dey lieks me…Duz dey maek meh luk fat??
no, u lewk fine in dem. u iz fyreman now? uh oh…bettr run foar it, teh galz arownd heer will luff u to deth if u are not caerful.
Oh, fank U sew muhc deer!
OOoooooo, Ai nawt teh fyrmanz, Ooo mai, no!
As dey drievd bai, Ai jumpt awnna wagun soz Ai
cud B clossur 2 dem…..HAWT, HAWT, HAWT BAWDIES!!!!!!!!!!
Eberywun can ues moer lub!!
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BTW…………. OFFICECAT IS HABIN A BIRFDAI AWN JULY 27TH………………
HAEV A BERY HAPI WUN!!!!!!!!!!! YES, AI HOEPSO!
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*waves her paws*
Dis is nawt teh burfday u seek. Moov alowng.
*Wif mowf hangin opun*
But, butt, but…ur profiel sez it onna 27th….
Du mai eyez deceev meh??
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Ur jus joekin ‘roun, huh?
I noe wantz to tink abowt gettin owlder.
Me eever, cuz mien is cumin up awn Aug 5th.
AAaaaarrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
Ai still 21 ish inmai hed
Hoep U haev a gr8 dai!!!!!
Not owlder……
“more experienced” !!
Das Rite!!!
growing owlder not so bad. So wut if u gitz more gray hairz. Oar puz on a few powndz. Or if deh teef falling owt. or if u gitz more aykz n paynz or yer k’lesterol iz too hi. just like ur blood preshur. …. Did i cheer u up yet?
We dontz get older on ICHC.. or fatter…and fud haz no kaloreez, and can haz martooniez fur breakfast and not get drunk, so may as well enjoi yur birfdai!!
“Group” groomin
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Allocrewmengroomin
Yah! we gawtz us a 8 waiz macrame. We z ort tu tybootik. Wut yu awl wantz? Ai wantz tu get naiz grene tarara (wif boom de a)
DAt’z ORF tu tybootik nawt ort. Tu kwote ” just warshed hanz nd cant du a fing wif dem”
Ai noe teh feelin – an Ai yoost 2 werk az a tipist – nebber had ennee traynin fur it tho.
*SNERK*
Ai fink dat Ai needz a neu pear uv luberlee glubs. Liek teh wuns cweenmj has!
yes, aifinkso. Dat wud be niec!
Iz dey majik tipin glubs? Sumtiems it lukks az iffn Ai haz bean tipin warin boxin glubs.
LOL@@@@@@
YES, ANNI, DEY HAZ 2 B TEH MAJIK GLUBS, OR AI WUD TIEP LIEK MAI
HOOMIN…ENI KANT UNNERSTAN HIMS SPELIN.
i takes a likkin an keeps on tikkin…
LOL
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Ohai cheezfrenz!! I has news from SamS!!
“Doctors think I can go home monday if I heal fast. Husbear and momasams and moma husbear is going to see momamia tomorrow. They has been very good about not hovering and letting me get mai rest”
YAY!!
Good news!
Dat iz gud nyooz. Hoep SAMS iz soon bakk heer playin wiv us!
hurray. tahts grate!
yay!! danzes fur awl!
AWK! Middl kitteh is 2 teimin’ teh tabbeh kitteh an teh orinj kitteh! Romeo kitteh heddin’ fur trubble now!
Ornge ones iz poison!!!
Wel, kittehs awl bees bff, awl 3 ov thems;
Ai fink teh orinj kitteh probly taystes liek maurmalayde; kitteh likkin hims approoves!!
*gets a huuuuge bowl, fills it wib shrimp, giant shrimp, prawns adn king prawns, adn sum carrots. Waytes tu see iffen Kafleen iz still arownd*
Hay, jd,
Awai up neer teh tawp, kafleen lef dis msg….
“HEY EBBURBUDDY!
I has cawted teh lolllllllllolololol !!
Come an help meh gib him an attitude ajussmunt on teh thred beefore dis wun!”
Ai wil lub 2 hab 1 shrimp kplz fanku…
Ai haz a pichur uv tea 2 shaer.
No to worries. I’ll, um, take teh shrimps to her.
*yoink*
Hey, u! U in cahoots wiff dat lllolll? Wuz u traiyin too distrak meh frum teh innurvenshun?!
kafleen, eat carrots he gotz for u. he wants to talk to u, k?
is shrimps fresh or nt? i needs onlee good shrimps for diet.
I have had weekends where things were similarly difficult to distinguish as they are for kitteh…good times…heh
TMI, Crapture!!! TMI!!!
someone had to go there with that one
Adn if enneewun wood, it wood b u.
“hoo’z awn nawt sekkund’
Kitteh iz cawnfewzd. Duz nawt
knoez ifz herz likking
‘Yesturrday’ oarz ‘I
Doant’z Gibz a Dawrn!’ Kitteh. Datz
prawblumm ubz Kitteh
Mawsh Pitt. Witch iz jusst
groanz upz vurrzun ubz grayt beeg
silkee ‘Kitteh Pyle’
Jack.
Aw Jack! “Kitteh Pyle!” Ai just luvs “Kitteh Pyles!”
WHO WAS PHONE
Allllll….RITEE den!
mistery lick:
want…or…do not want??!?1?
Depends.
Yoo wear Depends?
Why, thank you.
Now, likking Depends is defnitly a “do not want” !!1!
Ai lubs dis lol, am usin the fyrefawx 3 and can’t add 2 mah faberits. Iz teh Big Cheez werkin on dat awlso?
yesh
…an whu amung uss duz knot noe taht fiilin? (EMBARRUSSD)
She changed me, man. . .
I even tast different.