My cat toy has a 1st name
My cat toy has a 1st name it’s NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM…
mai baloney’s furst name iz nom nom nom nom nom awlso.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: rockettom
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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nawt berry taystee tho
Congrats Anni for teh tawp of teh tye! Mai I offur you a cat toy and a drink?
and maybe sum nip?
Thx Missy, Ai’d liek sumfing long an cawld pls.
A popsickle?
Frozen Nanner?
Alaksan Pipeline?
O Hai, Kafleen! Hao iz mai favrit donkee doin? Ai haz nawt seed yew in a lawng tiem!
I r wurkin muchlee. an tireds, too.
*skritches teh donkee behin teh eerz & gibz hur a taystee carrot*
OOOh…fanks! *wiggulls wiff happees*
I has a noo LOL. I fink it r pretteh snurrteh. Go looky?
http://www.tinyurl.com/57wnbs
*whistling non shalantlee*
ohai, luvlee Kafleen. Didja notiss dere’s a joooshee shwimp on teh last thred?
*hoof flop*
Ize alreddy dijestin it.
*goes back to nomming peanut buster parfait*
sweetpea…
u won b findin ne neow!!
“i c whut u did ther”
kafleen!
giglol. Nurz Ratchcat frm One Lol Ober teh Kukkoo’s Nest
Indeed.
Id like to hoof dat ol….u noe.
Uh, Kafleen, Ai klikkeed on ur naem adn wint tu ur site but
cuddent find teh “add a friend” buttin. Ai hab teh same
pwoblum wif jimmba’s site. Ai wud lyke tu b ur frend.
kthxbai, martianmary (fka marymary b4 Ai nu sumwun
els hab teh name afor mii.)
U clicked on mah name….an looked furr a Add A Friend
Button?
*wobbles from the confusion*
I willz go too u an mek u mah fren.
I dood it!
DIS r mah address furr mah ICHC profile:
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-kafleen/
Teh blue linky ub mah name goes too mah wurdpress blog.
dawn keys r…pack aminalz, after lol.
Ai wuz hoapin fur sumfink alkyholik in a tall glass, akchoolee.
Long Island Iced Tees r good.
Dis r wutt I heer.
Long Island, oar, fur yew gurlz hoo liek teh tyep, Long Guy Land?
Iz hawt in TTI tudai? Mai wevvurpaje sez 80 degrease. Nais nd warm here at dat but maibe iz tu hawt dere. Did yu trai da LongIsland Tea? Iz berry nom nd wil nok yu awn yur but.
Its hawt heer in ‘teh hawt plaec’. It ar 104 dee-greez nao, sayz it cud get wors.
OMG, officekitteh, you rly duz lib in etch ee double hockey stix?
cloas, dey do say a lawt of sinnin goez awn here…
Hell, Tex-ass?
Summer haz cum 2 TTI! Haz bean neer 80 ware mai sun libs, bit kooler in Lunnon tho. ” hawt fur me - Ai doan’t liek it mush ober 72.
Luk wut ai founded unner teh stove! Ai hunteded it an stawked it and killeded it ded!! Mai hooman iz gonna be sew prowd ov meh. Ai finks ai will put it inna mai gooshyfud an mixx it up gud. Berry taystee!!
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I ar a feroshus hunter killer
but I ♥ my toi.
Hey!
Ya dood it!
Fank to yew kafleen!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Oooooh!
Did u like dat linky!? R good page, no?
I didn’t has time yet, I just played wif the ALT key so fars!
Nao dat ai hab capchurd da maus, ai will drown it n mai watr dish. Aftur clen, den I noms it…heh-heh-heh!
Hey…wherz mi avatar? It wuz der yesterday!
Ohai, divakitty! What? Iz spoosed 2 b comin 2 ur haus RITE NAO 2 halp u wiff teh washing macheen? Okay, Iz coming!
Maibe wii shud kall teh firemenz 2 fix it???!!!???
O, Ai kan halp u wid ur abatat, 2.
Yep…least 3 r 4 of dem shud do de trick!
Mah cat toy haz a sekund naym, it’z barf barf barf barf barf!
Pleazes not to remindz me, I had hairball duty at 5 AM…
Hairball duty betta dan Hairball doody.
ewwwwwwwww! hehehe
ohai KTNF! howdy doody!
o hai Leeza… how has yew been? been keeping maus in line?
I had a remote control dat wus sposed to halp but I fink teh batteriez r low.
Whut? *inaudible*mean *inaudible* hasn’t *inaudible* it *inaudible*?
How *inaudible* sposed to *inaudible* when I *inaudible* but *inaudible* other *inaudible* is *inaudible*?
*inaudible* oughta *inaudible* ur *inaudible* until *inaudible* need *inaudible* goldfish *inaudible* sitdown!
*snort*
In line… *snerk*… Yeah, right…
Dat is teh funny!
Everywun noes u duzznt stay in teh lines Maus!
All reddy fur opening nite?
Maus…
Shud i say “brake a leg”??
(i don kno, shud u?)
(note tu sef,stawp talkin tu ursef)
Teh tiem 2 start wurryin iz wen u start loozin argyooments wiv urselb.
annipuss, i think i wuz
channelin mi oldur bruthur,
who wuz alwayz a stinkur!
wut opening night are we tawking about??
Maus is gonna open Lol Capone’s vault on live T.V.!
lol capone has a vawlt?
sry bout teh dubble identiy btw
No u isn’t either sry. U is being a imp.
ai is nawt a pimp!!! hao dare yew!!!!
lol
LCB, taht wuz teh funnies
Anti-climax n hiztury ov
stoopy tv…heraldo…
imptee…wet…nuthin!!!
bak tu lil hous on de prairy
now…itz been reel…
win wuz dat, ne-way?
IT R U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥