My cat toy has a 1st name
My cat toy has a 1st name it’s NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM…
mai baloney’s furst name iz nom nom nom nom nom awlso.
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nawt berry taystee tho
Congrats Anni for teh tawp of teh tye! Mai I offur you a cat toy and a drink?
and maybe sum nip?
Thx Missy, Ai’d liek sumfing long an cawld pls.
A popsickle?
Frozen Nanner?
Alaksan Pipeline?
LOL!
O Hai, Kafleen! Hao iz mai favrit donkee doin? Ai haz nawt seed yew in a lawng tiem!
I r wurkin muchlee. an tireds, too.
*skritches teh donkee behin teh eerz & gibz hur a taystee carrot*
OOOh…fanks! *wiggulls wiff happees*
I has a noo LOL. I fink it r pretteh snurrteh. Go looky?
http://www.tinyurl.com/57wnbs
*whistling non shalantlee*
ohai, luvlee Kafleen. Didja notiss dere’s a joooshee shwimp on teh last thred?
*hoof flop*
Ize alreddy dijestin it.
*goes back to nomming peanut buster parfait*
sweetpea…
u won b findin ne neow!!
“i c whut u did ther”
kafleen!
giglol. Nurz Ratchcat frm One Lol Ober teh Kukkoo’s Nest
Indeed.
Id like to hoof dat ol….u noe.
Uh, Kafleen, Ai klikkeed on ur naem adn wint tu ur site but
cuddent find teh “add a friend” buttin. Ai hab teh same
pwoblum wif jimmba’s site. Ai wud lyke tu b ur frend.
kthxbai, martianmary (fka marymary b4 Ai nu sumwun
els hab teh name afor mii.)
U clicked on mah name….an looked furr a Add A Friend
Button?
*wobbles from the confusion*
I willz go too u an mek u mah fren.
I dood it!
DIS r mah address furr mah ICHC profile:
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-kafleen/
Teh blue linky ub mah name goes too mah wurdpress blog.
dawn keys r…pack aminalz, after lol.
Ai wuz hoapin fur sumfink alkyholik in a tall glass, akchoolee.
Long Island Iced Tees r good.
Dis r wutt I heer.
Long Island, oar, fur yew gurlz hoo liek teh tyep, Long Guy Land?
Iz hawt in TTI tudai? Mai wevvurpaje sez 80 degrease. Nais nd warm here at dat but maibe iz tu hawt dere. Did yu trai da LongIsland Tea? Iz berry nom nd wil nok yu awn yur but.
Its hawt heer in ‘teh hawt plaec’. It ar 104 dee-greez nao, sayz it cud get wors.
OMG, officekitteh, you rly duz lib in etch ee double hockey stix?
cloas, dey do say a lawt of sinnin goez awn here…
Hell, Tex-ass?
noap. Lawls Vegas,NV.
Summer haz cum 2 TTI! Haz bean neer 80 ware mai sun libs, bit kooler in Lunnon tho. ” hawt fur me – Ai doan’t liek it mush ober 72.
Luk wut ai founded unner teh stove! Ai hunteded it an stawked it and killeded it ded!! Mai hooman iz gonna be sew prowd ov meh. Ai finks ai will put it inna mai gooshyfud an mixx it up gud. Berry taystee!!
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I ar a feroshus hunter killer
but I ♥ my toi.
Hey!
Ya dood it!
Fank to yew kafleen!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Oooooh!
Did u like dat linky!? R good page, no?
I didn’t has time yet, I just played wif the ALT key so fars!
Nao dat ai hab capchurd da maus, ai will drown it n mai watr dish. Aftur clen, den I noms it…heh-heh-heh!
Hey…wherz mi avatar? It wuz der yesterday!
Ohai, divakitty! What? Iz spoosed 2 b comin 2 ur haus RITE NAO 2 halp u wiff teh washing macheen? Okay, Iz coming!
Maibe wii shud kall teh firemenz 2 fix it???!!!???
O, Ai kan halp u wid ur abatat, 2.
Teasel2 halp wif my abatar and wif washin sheeen. She’s a gud kitteh! But der wuz de disgustin evdens of rel mowses in de garaj. Oh HalP! No wunder my Mango kitteh alwys tries 2 play out dere!
Yep…least 3 r 4 of dem shud do de trick!
Mah cat toy haz a sekund naym, it’z barf barf barf barf barf!
Pleazes not to remindz me, I had hairball duty at 5 AM…
Hairball duty betta dan Hairball doody.
ewwwwwwwww! hehehe
ohai KTNF! howdy doody!
o hai Leeza… how has yew been? been keeping maus in line?
I had a remote control dat wus sposed to halp but I fink teh batteriez r low.
Whut? *inaudible*mean *inaudible* hasn’t *inaudible* it *inaudible*?
How *inaudible* sposed to *inaudible* when I *inaudible* but *inaudible* other *inaudible* is *inaudible*?
*inaudible* oughta *inaudible* ur *inaudible* until *inaudible* need *inaudible* goldfish *inaudible* sitdown!
*snort*
Ai doant getz it…stoopig bird!
In line… *snerk*… Yeah, right…
Dat is teh funny!
Everywun noes u duzznt stay in teh lines Maus!
All reddy fur opening nite?
Maus…
Shud i say “brake a leg”??
(i don kno, shud u?)
(note tu sef,stawp talkin tu ursef)
Teh tiem 2 start wurryin iz wen u start loozin argyooments wiv urselb.
annipuss, i think i wuz
channelin mi oldur bruthur,
who wuz alwayz a stinkur!
wut opening night are we tawking about??
Maus is gonna open Lol Capone’s vault on live T.V.!
lol capone has a vawlt?
sry bout teh dubble identiy btw
No u isn’t either sry. U is being a imp.
ai is nawt a pimp!!! hao dare yew!!!!
lol
LCB, taht wuz teh funnies
Anti-climax n hiztury ov
stoopy tv…heraldo…
imptee…wet…nuthin!!!
bak tu lil hous on de prairy
now…itz been reel…
win wuz dat, ne-way?
IT R U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
How u beez!
War u been!
I missded u!!!
*faints*
I has been heer… just playing on other parts of teh interwebs… sowwyy
Wow — boaf Kafleenz showz up on teh saem day on teh saem fred.
Co-inkee-dink?
…
Hmmm. Prolly.
…
Welkum bak, KTNF!!!
It’s a KAFALANCHE!
*gigglol*
*dittogigglolz*
teehee! lol LCB
Ghouda evening, luffly KafleenTehNawtFirst. Let meh interduce maiself. Ai be OOBARK. Hao yew tihs fyne ebening?
“example”
:confuzzled:
Read the next three comments.
*snurt*…jus balonee…chow hound…doze bee teh necks free commints…still :confuzzled:
r u doin dat on purpuss? Teh next three comments I see r mine
and yours where I explain about the nesting boxes.
*snurt*
Troo. Ai laffable, nawt werf being frended.
I think you saw this and thought that it was a response to you. It wasn’t.
The blocks can be confusing.
If I were responding to your comment earlier, it would have shown up underneath.
I will give you an example by writing “example” under it in a moment.
This snurt was in response to Gremlins comment way up the thread, I think.
aw dats just balonee
Ai’d ravver haz sellahmi, wif musserd on rie
it’s chow HOUND no chow KITTEH…
dis be a 5 wai brayd?
Yiss, u aer rite!
Itz fer chooin – nawt fer nommin!
doez it haz a flayvor?
It haz a flavur… but nawt sew grate akshullee.
yoo iz rite if it be n e gud it be invizibul cause kitteh nom nom nom nom
Diddunt anuther lolkitteh this week nom hiz toy and poop to regret it?
*falls on floor larrfing*
sum lolcats wil nebber learn
Yup.
Awl tu gevver nao:
Mai buhlohnee has a furst naem,
its Oh Ess See Ay Ahr
Mai buhlohnee has a secund naem….
Itz Em Ay Why Ay Ar…
itz emm ay why eee are!
Ai lyk to eet it ebberee dai
An if yu arsk me wy, ai’ll sia….
Coz Ocsar Meyer haz away…..
Wiff Bee A Lonee Neee……Bee A Lon Oh.. …Processed meats!
**snert**
Wiv Bee Oh, Ell Oh, Gee Enn Ay!
…wif See Ay Tee Enn Eye Pee Toy
Mai kitteh’s faverit toy iz da rmot control 4 mai ar condishiner.
Mah name wood bee hissy, too.
Otter dai Ai getz home n da a cee iz on onli itz about sebenty degreas outsied. Dat’s 21 on da Inglerland skail. Noaw Ai hied it frum da kitteh.
not funny at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duz u noe teh ref?
Ai doan’t noe ennee ref (cept mai layt unkul-by-marrij hoo wuz a sokker ref)
Ai jus `membered dat mai neece iz alsow a kwalifyed sokker ref
Eben if she noed teh ref, she mite not no wut ‘nom’ meens.
Still. U gots to call a troll a troll, rite?
Takde teh *inaudible* troll and *inaudible* them until *inaudible* and then *inaudible* some moar. *inaudible* teach’m *inaudible* be such *inaudible* trolling *inaudible*!
Leeza – kud yew plz get dat remoat fixed? It still seemz tew be affektin jus LCB… tho ai haz nawt seed ennyfing frum Maus oar Ebil Maus in teh last fyoo minnits (so mebbe itz werkin after awl & LCB is jus on teh edj of teh werkingness oar sumfing).
well sheesh, I thot I had left it on STOP!
*takes owt battriez*
Hows that?
*collapses inna heap*
R u ok??
say sumthin LCB!!
* *
*wonders if she shud put teh battriez back in*
Aer u cawlin me a troll, leeza-b? Ai fort u woz wun uv mai frenz.
no, I wuz talkin bout the original commint dat started this thred.
Dat’s otay den!
Dere iz a plais ina whirld fur trollz. Cud be cawld muxh wurs fing, ai finkso.
*Throws yellow card*
wutt r dis yellow card?
izzit like a yellow flag? i.e.:
“Flag on teh play!”
As they say in futbawl – “Therz lawndree on teh feeld!”
yellow card, warning for being a wanker
red card, announcement “you’re a wanker and get off the field”
.
I think annyway
Teh yello card iz a warnin dat teh player has done sumfin ill eagle – he iz “shown teh yello card” iffn he maeks 3 fowls he iz “shown teh red card” an is sent off teh field an can’t plai ennee moar in dat gaem.
Yellow Card – A formal “caution” for any of the following: “unsporting behavior” , dissent by word or actions, persistently breaking the rules, delaying the restart of play, defenders failing to stay the proper distance away from the kicker on a corner kick, free kick or throw-in, entering or re-entering the field without the referee’s permission, deliberately leaving the field without the referees permission.
*throws yellow card agin, skips away*
It r offishull. Ref say dis LOL r funneh.
Cumplaynts bee fyootile.
I bleev that entitles u to a penalty kick.
Hoof on, Kafleen!
ooh, i fot i wur gunna get kickded. I looked arown nurrbusslee.
*runns off too hoof Nurse Rat-shed.*
Speeking uv Nerse Rat-Head, did yew read teh recent nooze about teh hospitlol in Or-ee-gone, where ‘Wun Flu Ober teh Coo-Coo’s Nest’ wuz maed? It aer beeing cloesed.
I werks jes a few blocks from de old Orygun st hospitlol and yep, it be goin to close B4 it falz down.
yup
Teh orijnal – tho we is singinginging it abuv…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmPRHJd3uHI&feature=related
Ai fink Ai prefurred ur bershun….
Wai naud kum up wid ur own capshun eff naut laike diz one, and poztit heer.
This is whut mah tabby boi duz wif himz fayvrit toys – carries them arownd teh hows in himz teefs. His currint fayvrit is teh floofy maus wit teh jangly/rattly sownd insyde.
Rattly maus procedures:
1) Lik teh rattly maus luvvingly
2) Play wit teh rattly maus, vishuslee
3) a) Lose teh rattly maus unner sumfing, or
b) Rip teh fuzz awf teh rattly maus
4) Lukkit fur-peep mum wit broken hart – But mummeh, whut HAPPIND to mah rattly maus? I needs a noo wun, we goes shawpin, OK?
Srsly, we haz lost or destroyd at leest 4 rattly mauses in teh past week!
Hims be hassin a bizzee week!
Yes, he’s 16 weeks old, as uv yestuday. He’s verreh aktive! Aym nawt gittin much dun arownd teh haus, wit mah liddel halper follerin meh everrywharz. But hoo kayrs!? They is onlee liddel wunz!
gremlin, Whut a plezant pest!!
(note tu sef, buy stok n rattly mausz)
Ebery kitteh I’ve ever had doez teh same thing wif fuzzy maus’s.
Nawt sekkund, it eets teh plastic noez.
Reel sekkund, den it eets teh plastic i’z.
Aftur sekkund, it eats teh fuzzy earz an tail
Fowrf, it shreds oapen teh bodee so I can get it anufer maus.
Teh tailz iz teh nawt sekkund fing to go in mai hows.
Yup! I nebber noted egsack sekwence ub ebents, bud deh end rezult….shredded maus wid nuttin leff much. Gotta get new one
yez, mi Chessie iz a reel teneajr, juz ovr a yr owld naow
Awww…a yung fella! Cum to tink ub it, mai bois, wen kittehs, wud tear skin off certain mice-toys untihl ai had to trow dem away. Dey were ledder an fuzzy combined, an in colors, an rattled
Bennamin offen taeks deh red sok with nip and cotton and carries it aroud at nite, singing. AI lub hiz voice!
I has teh same, sept:
3 a. Lose teh toi under teh bedrum closet door
3 b. Sit in front uv the closet door and whine piteeusle until I opens the door for dem to retreeve teh toy
4. Rinse and repeet
We haz had that happin too. But sumtiems teh toy cannawt be fownd. We wil be lukkin into buyin teh floofy/rattly mauses in bulk, I feers. I shud buy stok in a kitteh toi kumpnee. Hmm, I wunder if they needs testers fur noo produkt idears. Therzathot. A kareer fur wun so yung . . .
Ai had to unbendify a hangur (NO WIER HANGURZ!!!) to yooz as a hook to get teh mousies owt frum unner teh couch & teh stoev & teh china kabinet. Ai finkz ai needz to go on anudder mousie fishin expedishun soon — ai kin usually get 10-15 mousies bak intew sirkewlayshun dat way.
Liam inherited about 8-10 life-like-looking mouses from Jethro. He would carry them around with him and move them from teh libbing room to teh bafftub and back again. He’d also jump up onda couch wif one and drop it in my lap to throw for him. So cute!
But then teh mouses started disappearing. I looked under the couch, under teh bed, in my shoes, all kindsa places. Nuffin. I broke out teh reserve supply. They too disappeared. I have a new bag ready to start doling out, but I wish I knew what became of all teh others. My place isn’t that big.
Mabye he has them hided somewhare and when I’m away he brings them out and interrogates them.
LCB, it loox lyk hez lurnd alot frum u!!
(r thay shiney n ne way?)
No, but they is furry like real mouses. Furry is teh kitteh shiny.
Having said that, this morning I couldn’t find one of teh 2 rings I always wares. I usedta leave them by teh baffroom sink, but u-knoes-whom would play wif them, so I putted them onda top of teh tollet tank, hided behind something. Guess he finded one of them. I hope it’s not wif teh mouses. It was my gramamama’s ring. My left hand feels nakey today. And not in a good way.
oh noes!! i hope u finz it!!!
(keep de lid ahn de chambur pot)
I always keep teh lid closed. ‘cepting when in use, of course. Because my kittehs can’t swim.
Ohai {{{{{LCB}}}}}} ai put sine awn gest toylit tawp tu cloze it so Kinsey wont fawl in wen she traiz tu drink.
Wut yu bin up tu? Yu bin a berry gud gurl, staing owt ub trubul laitlee. Ar yu plawting sumfing rele big?
(shhh! It’s a secret!)
I hoaps u find ur ring LCB!
I’d check ur sofa, I kno wen I mov my furnichur iz when I findz moast mai loast stuffs. And muniez!
Ai *highly* suggestz keepin yer ringz on a carabiner wen teh ringz iz nawt on yer fingerz. A gud siez carabiner wud be moar difficult (tho nawt impawsibul) fer teh kittehz tew misplays.
How bout I put teh kitteh on a carabiner at night? No?
If he still steels my rings would that make him a pirate of teh carabiner?
Aaahhrr, kittee! Avast, yee skurvee katz!
PAIN!!!! Dat hurt!!!!
LOL!!!!
Does u need some ARRrrrr and ARRrrrr?
Yess….dat wud be naice…..
yoo setter up 4 that carbbeaner joke jest tew purrfactly nightshayde
…
An nawt eben on porpoise! (insert dolphin joke here)
Gud buy an fangQ fur teh fishis
I sware! That was entirely *glances at script* unscripted!
um. r u shure he izn’t eeting them?
Teh little fur mausies wif the tayles are a favrit of my kittehs. But teh tayles don’t last too long.
The only hidey place I have found things is behind teh pillow on teh couch.
But that’s after teh tayles get eeted.
Ai iz glad dat u had a kitteh hoo maed u frow fings fur him 2 retreeb. Mai growed up kidlet had a kitteh hoo did dat wen Ai bisited an wen Ai towld sumwun, dey dint bleeb me.
Mai Skimbul yoosta do dat until mai Momkat & her kittehz moobed in. Nao himz duz nawt play “fetch” ennymoar. Ai furgotted abowt dat — but nao ai haz a small sad (bery small).
I think they stawp playing fetch owt of prrrrotest. Turbo used to fetch befoar we gotz him nooterd. After dat he never fetchd, he just sits around, sunbafing. He also gained elebenty billion pownds…so nao when I call foar him I drop teh R in hiz name. Turbo- nawt so much, too much floof bowncing around.
Mai son’s kitteh disided dat he wuz 2 growed up 2 plai dat gaem. Ai haz a pic uv him bringin himz toi fur me 2 frow. Mus fined it an lup it in mai profyl.
Mebbe herz lynz ‘em awl up awn da mattin n teechiz dem mew-zik, crowshayin n tattin.
…
Mai Mithril liekz 2 nom da taylz (n jess da taylz) uv doze katnip mowseez dat r maydid wif reel lethur taylz. Mebbe Liam fyndid owt dat da toi mowseez can haz uh flayvur
Its de kitteh’s devious plan to akyumoolat all de mausis in de world. But akshully, try under de refig…frigger…ator! Ai bot noo one and we foun obber 2 dozn fuzzi mauses (plus hoomilatin numbr of dusbunnehs).
ai tawt ai wuz da onliest won woo had to do that. Mai Schatzie uzooly leaves me hur favoritest toy in mai bed when ai takes a shower in da morning. Sometimes she tucks it under da cover and ai feel like pincess and da pea when ai takes a nap.
First time I changed my sheets after I got Liam I shook a pillyo outta da pillyocase and out wif it came a mouse!
I laffed and laffed.
Is dat wer ur ring is?
I’ll hasta go see.
Meanwhile, someone check all teh pawn shops, plz? kthxiwouldn’tputitpasthim
Mebbe ring is where lolrus’s bloo bukkit iz?
sorree
What’s the problem?
Seriously.
nightshayde, yur Ref tu joan crawford
did nawt go unnotissd. lol. Taht mooby
haz bin berreed sumwarez adn i hopez
it nebur cumz bak.. faye did a gud job
tho bein ebil….
Ai used a curtain rod….kitehs wud sit oncouch an wach whyle ai fished out toys.
gremlin,
oh, funni, i dint c ur note heer win
i commintd abuv…gmta.
Ai gibbed up baing dem. dey wur evis– gutted rite awai nd rest disapere sune. Ai go tu shepeskin cloths place nd getz scrapz nd sumtiemz dey getz et tu. but prais wuz rite.$0.00
wut a grate idea, gmwgs!
(hey u gotz ur “z” bak n yur nam)
Wish ai hed sheepskin plaece neer me….Mai kittehs favorites r ole sock stuffed wit cotton an nip, or a washcloff folded up an sewed up wit nip
kiip ur hanz off mai toi! myne myne myne!
Mai toi…let me show yoo it!
Mai kitteh’s toi naem be KICK KICK KICK KICK
does dis kitteh live inna model hoam?? whose kittchen floors aura that kleen??
Lukz liek sumbunnee caim nd clened mai flor but gib me brown cabinet liek ai hab b4. Ai kepe wishing sumbunnee wud clene up arownd heer but it nevvur semez tu hapun. Obveeuslee nawt me.
Dis not orignul. Dere be kitteh few weeks bak, say same ting ’bout his bolona.
Nuffin in tihs wurld iz orijinul ennymoar, izzit?
Speshullee mee.
oh, aye dis-uh-gree. Dere be ownlee wun dawn key, an’ wii hab her!
Failcat. Sorry, not funny. At all.
GOTCHA!!!!!!!!
*wraps up in rolled up sawftee blanket!!*
Haha!!
MUHAHAHAHAH!!!!
I has teh lolllllllllolololol!!!
Him will gripe an complain butt we has him!!
Bring choklit!
Bring martoonies!
Bring schnorgulls an schmoos!
I hass teh growtchurr! We will smuvvur him wiff cheezlubbs till he gets an attitude ajussmunt!!
Halp meh, cheezfrens!
*cuddle cuddle cuddle* *schmooz*
*pulls owt bucke ub cookie dough*
*pulls kitteh owt ub pocket!*
Look, I has an adorubbull kitteh! How can u resist DIS kitteh?
http://www.onlyatest.org/jdjArchives/Cute-09.jpg
More cuteness!
http://www.tinyurl.com/62eb27
HALLLLLP! He’s getting away!!!
Noooes! I camed from teh odder fred to halp u!
*sits on lolllllllllolololol*
*sneekz up on lolllllllllolololol wyle him iz beeing *
*helding down adn tikkulz him wif a fevver on deh*
*bare feetz.*
*giglolz adn runz away.*
YAY! Reeinforcemunts!
Kitteh cross-breedin’ wif bunnehs??? NAWTY dawn key!
Ai clicky dere an get
http://www.onlyatest.org/jdjArchives/Cute-09.jpg
Forbidden
FAIL!
Link wurks furr me. Wutt browser u use?
Sa-fail-me
mebbeh dat wai? I has teh firey fox.
git-im~!
OK, Kafleen; Ai wil hugg hims adn skweeze hims adn caull hims Jeorge!!!
Tehn weez wil ply hims wif snakkx, gibb hims lawtsa luuve adn elebentey cheezburgers!!!!
Afture taht weez wil luuveingleey lystin tuu awl hims crabbey moahnyng adn whynyng; adn wen hims sez weez ar stoopee, weez wil jes smyolol adn nod sageleey, adn saiy: ” Yez, yez, yez”…….
WOOHOO!
*donkey hops up an down!*
Yess! Taht’s wad we’ll do wif Jeorge aka lolllllllllolololol!
.
Eben if we miss teh fyremenz becuz of it!
.
… right??
Jeorge…iz gud. En mai pointii liddle hed Aye bin cawlin hymn “Phred” cawz hymnz juss nawt az jollii az hiz maen shud bii. Haz tu gotch hymn again adn hab ebberywun du apile ob hugz ahn hymn, yup, Aye finkso.
we cawlz him Jeorge like frum ‘Uf myce an (fyre)menz’
Yes, I agree, we shud give him a huggle pyle next tyme.
jeorge duzzint hav a profile…wuz
gonna werk frum teh insyde…
speakin ov FYRmenz…pleez tu go
c teh preveeus lol…itz vary hawt
ober dare…
Dawn-keez hop?
*hoofs on hips*
Dawn Keys doo all kines ub stuffs.
I kin bonk peepuls on teh hed wiff mah majikul cane.
I kin hoof dem too teh moon.
I kin bounts like Tiggur.
I kin nom shrimps in teh blink ub an eye.
I kin make majikul fings appear an dissapeer.
)
I kin fly. I has wings!
An I has a big red bow an tappy shoos and golden shoos too. An a
chiken soot. (butt i kwit appeerin in dat wen i stopped drinkeeng.
I kin uncundisshunallee lub ebbur singull entity in teh universe an hab sum lub leff obbur in case
ennehbuddeh got leffted owt. (dat dussunt meen dat i mite not gib dem
a deeserbed hoofin. Butts still lubs dem.)
Enneh qweschuns?
Can u hoot?
Why, u brassur! *shakes hoof*
silunts.
*hangs hed*
wisspurrs…no.
Butt I has a slinky!
*pulls owt cullurfull slinky and tries too distract owl wiff it*
bray-tell, whut kinda slinky?
Teh plasstic rainbow cullurred wun.
(dey r harder too tear up dan teh mettul wuns. Membur howz
wee sprung dem as kids? I wud allus trai too fix, too no avail.)
Ai red taht as ‘Butt ai has a stinky!’
’s OK. Yew has so mush moer win tahn aye, lack uv hoot means nuffin.
Butt…………u can hoot.
*looks admiringly at owl*
hoot, shmoot. Bawtum lien is: Gurls es…and mite be going teh blined wif glaucoma.’ Sew…PLEH!
Dat shooda sed: Gurlz doan maek passez at owlz hoo ware glassiz…an’ hoo *mite be* gewing blined.
oh owl. I has a worry about u.
U seems kinda down on urself alot.
And wif big sad sumtimes 2.
Hope u can werk thru ur trubbles and
find sumthing to make u smile.
{{{{{{{{Owl}}}}}}}}}
Owl, go 2 deh peliken fred .. May I present
adn see wut peepz roting 2 u dhere.
Schmoo. {owl}
When I wokeded up early dis AM, I thought ob you Owl {{Owl}} an had da worries 2. Maibee talkin to sumwun (besides all your cheezfrendz) would help you. I used to have da sads awl da tyme an waz bery hard on myself, but hapl…I gotted it, an feel much, much bedder nao. Sry iffin I haz ober-stepped the bounds, but I want u to know dat tings can get bedder!
I meant Halp. I doan noes what hapl is, but maibeee dat werk, too!
ai knowed wut yew ment…and fank yew.
him?
Dis r annuddur good example. See how urs is beelow mine butt not be
in response to mine?
Ai r habin’ a bad day/night/lief. Goodnyte, cheezpeeoz…an’ hoofy-hoof-hoof, you brassur.
Ohai dayr, kafleen:
lolzalotz shoodz knoez
bettah tahn 2 breeng snawrkee
joovenile wit 2
dissruptz t3h cheezfrenz.
Payj Docturr Tynee Cat andz
den seez wut happenz
Ifz datz doant’z wurk,
getz t3h liddill ornjj Kitteh
pik from yesturrday
Jack.
Dr Tinycat can gives lolololol de “attitoode adjustmint” shot! ifinkso..
Rite! He juz nieds a lotta lub an tenshun….den he feehl ahl bedder.
Schmoo lollllolol {{{{{{{{[[{{{{{{lolllolllol)))))
AI dunno hau spehl naeme rite. Haubout we cahl him Lollipop instead?
*falls too teh floor larffin*
We lubz u eben iffn u doant lub us M
anom
R it juss meh, oar duz it look liek kitteh r cho king teh rubber cheeken?
yes it be chokin. it be eatin teh rubbr mcnuggt
Ahh sweet, one of my pictures finaly got on front page ^_^
feel free to LoL some more:
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-kcgeek/
y is ebrybuddee talkin bouts other things? u shud b makin lols!
yes i no im a hipokrit but i has no kamera
Ai Iz Dying From Lafter!!!! LoLOLOLOL!!!