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candygram taeks a nasstee tern…
…dis luks lyk it mae can has a Wren ching back storee.
Yu tink kitteh robin teh nest?
I fink kitteh bedder nawt warble, oar he mite fallz.
kitteh so confidnet, he not sparrow a thot fur falling.
he’z lite as a feathur ennyways.
But if he eetz that burdie, he gonna hawk it up agin NEwaiz.
We juss waytin up heer tew see wen teh collij ov cardinals sends up teh smoke!
O riolee? that fast?
Muss go nao– owl see yawll layter!
yup, i finchso.
congrats on teh top spot maisnon/sweetpea!
Now wut kinda candy u gots kitteh?
A sordid wuns?
Butterscotch?
Chunkees?
Divinitee fudj
Elegant petit fourz
Fudgy fudj with extra fudj, chonklit
G…
Gooey carmel
Hunny coams cuvverd in fuj
Itty bitty nonpariels
J…
Joo joo bees
Krackul barz
Lemming heds
Munnies rapped in gold foyle
Nacho flavur chawklit
Ordinairee chawklit
P…
Popcorn balls covered with da pink sugary stuff
Quality chocolate (ANY chocolate)
Roasted coffee beans dipped in chocolate
Snickers bars!
Taffy Pulls
u…
frUnnerwharez-shapded gummifrootz
Valyooblol chawklit, reklaymed frum LCB
Willy Wonka Speshul
X…
Xtra chawklit
Yummy chawklit
Zillions of varieties of chawklit
x-tra sweet choklit… an…
ze dentists choice choklit
*oupsie* furgotted tha y… goodfing martianmary had it in thar *hides inna corner*
Unnerware shayped gummees?
I sticks wif teh lemming heds, okthxennywai!
Leeza, y nawt? Meremember Wallace an Grommit an teh walking pants? Dats wut I had in mynde!
I du! I luvs Wallace & Grommit!
But eeting unnerware shayped candees..
duz nawt sound very appytizing.
Corse I guess neether duz lemming heds,
unless I splains dats my lolspeek
for Lemonheads.
Ahhhh, nao I seez! I nebber herd ob Lemonheads unless it wuzz a candy my kittenz liekded at the pool, awl those yrs ago.
Akshully, I fort u wuz referringing tew teh commint about “shudda gone awn that lemming hunt”
’s long as its ownley shayped lyk unnerware ‘z ok… but if it can has da flafor uf unnerware…
EEEEEW!! NAWT! Iz chawklit!
Re lemming heds… well, it sorta wuz.
Re unnderware flavr candies… has u ever
had bertie bott’s every flavr beans?
Nawt shure that unnerware wudn’t be better
than vomit….
Naow U haz dun it. Nebber met a chonklit Ai diddun lurb, until U startid tokin bowt chonklit unnerware candies. Pleh!
Aiz tew skerred tew trai doze every flavr beanz.
Nacho flavur chawklit?!?
…
Um… DO NOT WANT.
Lemmingz be uh faborite snak ub owlz!
okays, fur alla youse guise (speshullee yu widdul whippersnapperz) dat no can haz knowing o teh SNL skit (i pursonallee wuz too buzzy to see it in orijinul foarm bak den adn can hadz to katch up in layder reerunz) hear is teh ref frum wich my comet cums.
frum Saturn dae Nite, Live “landshark” skit
[Scene: A New York apartment. Someone knocks on the door.]
Woman: [not opening the door] Yes?
Voice: (mumbling) Mrs. Arlsburgerhhh?
Woman: What?
Voice: (mumbling) Mrs. Johannesburrrr?
Woman: Who is it?
Voice: [pause] Flowers.
Woman: Flowers for whom?
Voice: [long pause] Plumber, ma’am.
Woman: I don’t need a plumber. You’re that clever shark, aren’t you?
Voice: [pause] Candygram.
Woman: Candygram, my foot. You get out of here before I call the police. You’re the shark, and you know it.
Voice: Wait. I-I’m only a dolphin, ma’am.
Woman: A dolphin? Well…okay. [opens door]
[Huge latex and foam-rubber shark head lunges through open door, chomps down on woman's head, and drags her out of the apartment, all while the Jaws attack music is playing.]
The “Land Shark attack” scenes are intermixed with other scenes directly spoofing Jaws, featuring Dan Aykroyd as Sheriff Brody and the aforementioned John Belushi playing Matt Hooper.
hoap tis werks, plez yoo hafta tailerate a advertise B4 teh skech
http://www.spike.com/video/2802070
fankoo fur esplainin fur us liluns!!
yr well come. mebbee i can needz splanashun an otter time fr stuffs yu no, adn i duznt. i finkso, yes?
yus yus yus! jus ask iffun yew not sure! ai sumtymes nawt pikkup if peeps dunno sumtin
LOL! I likes dat! Thanks for da laff Maisnon. I needed it.
I have a condition where I get lots of headaches.
On a serious note…I need hugs from you all:-( I’vw been feeling kind of down lately
So…..could you send hugs to me please?
Thanks.
Luv,
Katzi (aka Kathy)
Owchies! Hopez tehy iz nawt the dredded MY GRAMES!!! No wunderz u can haz a downfeline. Am sew sry, adn beez holdin u (adn ur hed) up 2 teh lite. {{{{{{katzi}}}}}
oh sowries Katzi.
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I sends Dr. Tinycat to luk in on u.
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Hedakes be teh PLEH. Feel bedderer, Katzi.
DK
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Headakes is teh wurst. Pleh. Hoeps yoo feels betterer soon!
{{{{{katzi}}}}} hope yoo iz feelin bettur by now.
Thankees my furrends.Yore awl brtti speshul. I’ll be OK.
Mai kittehs know when I not feline well.So dey snuggul wiff me
Luff,
Katzi/Kathy
I just waytes heer wif my mouf open, dat will werk.
u meen burdie won’t fly into my mouf?
drats. I shudda gone on dat lemming hunt.
Kitteh be studien foreign languages?
Ohai Lucy! We haz nawt met, I fink, I’m zauberflote, pleeztameetcha!
Ohai Zauberflote,
pleeztameetchatoo! Dem eberyflabor beans scares me too. When I first readed about dem I started to hab awfdul flashes of sum new horrible flabor. I fink I sticks to da choklate an maybe da gummy bears.
Hopes to be seein you again, zauberflote
Ai iz a burdie, rly..
Conga rats 2 MaisNon, leeza-b and annipuss awn teh 3-way brayde! Ai’m shure u gets sumfink 4 dat, ai jest dunt noes wot. Silly brashuns purr haps? Wot wuldz u laik 4 drinksies and danses? *gets dancing shoes awn*
Thx upfi, Ai fink we gets 2 bisit teh tybooteek ware der iz awl sorts uv fabyoolus fings and drinkses an noms.
Trip tu Ty Booteek. Ai’m shur dem tree can find sumfin nyce der…..
Hao bowt dis song?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bB2RPWZ6qKc
I wuz jest finking of dat! lub dat song…
Rokkin Robin, klassik vershun (pre Mikal Jaksun)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCy63R2KKFU
see how you likes an older vershun…
Ok now, THIS wun taykes me bakk!
y’know…iz weerd: heering taht mai bro-in-law’s nephew iz in kollage naow, wen ai’ve noan teh kid sins him wuz knee high, maeks mi feelz OLD…butt lissenin’ tew sawngs awn low-cal class-ick rawk stashun jus taeks me bak, maeks mi feel GUD!
Mii tu! Iz won ov mai faborits adn iz nyce tu see MJ wif his fais in plais.
Kitteh gud fur environment. “Liminates hole farmin, cannin, trukkin, retail industry by eetin lokally!
Camouflage..I haz it!
Wat u meen tihs wuzznt bilt 4 mi?