Comments on: Oooops, I tink I needz

By: Bob the builder

Bob the builder — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 11:19:18 +0000

epic failure

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 05:07:37 +0000

ex??? eek’s abailablol fur flurting???

By: Kurt

Kurt — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 03:27:35 +0000

Thanks yoos for putin my branez bak in mah hed adn tayping on teh protic…. the proto… safety making CHRG. I shood bee moar resistunt too teh orunj kittehs sinse i used too hav won uv dem.

By: fikshunkitteh

fikshunkitteh — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 02:03:37 +0000

Chikken Hed Rubba Glove (wdoi = wif drawins onnit)

By: fikshunkitteh

fikshunkitteh — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 01:52:09 +0000

“whosin heet?” majer unnerstaytmint!!!
Ai yam sew hawt
*lix fingr adn tuches beehyn air eeyaw*
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

By: Kurt

Kurt — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 23:05:55 +0000

Floofy blankee, choklits AND Doktur Pepur? I need to splort more often! (BTW, What the heck is teh CHRG?)

By: Daphne Moss

Daphne Moss — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 21:24:40 +0000

CCC: Sensitive? Yeah…dat bad ting now? Whole werld mean. I no add.
I may agree … is not so pretteh a couch fabric, but gotta lub dem buttons…
An I too luv da thrify stores…
An de girl and her kitteh…first rate.
But dat kittdh…oooh, make fasz werk of de fabrick…
may ebben lyke to pee on ultra-absorbent ‘poly-velvet’

By: turtlol

turtlol — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 15:12:29 +0000

ohai, Salleh! donut yu nose dat ebben teh mostes uglee cowch can be
made prittier by addishun uv a kitteh? (grin)

By: cheshirekittehkat

cheshirekittehkat — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 13:32:51 +0000

By: gremlin

gremlin — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 11:51:07 +0000

Ohai, Kurt. Lemme halp yoo. Teh orinj kyooties is teh danjrus!

*BBBRrrrrrvvvvm* vakkin up teh brayns, puttem in teh hed!
*SSSSSSssssnnnap!* Snappin on teh CHRG, gud-n-tite!
*taypity taypity* duk taype!

An then teh floofy blankee, teh choklits, anna kool drink fur yoo! Lie here an think sweet thots an yoo wil be fyne soon . . .

By: gremlin

gremlin — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 11:48:12 +0000

Ohai, smom! {{smom}} I saw yor commints abowt movin, abuv. Nyce to see ya bak!

By: salleh

salleh — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 06:05:39 +0000

GGAASSPPP !!!!! ai jest notiseded taht ther ar TEW ov dose cowches….*shudder*…..noaw normully, ai duzzunt reely kare ‘bowt teh dekor ov teh pikkchure…noawt importunt, ….
.
butt ai maekz an ’sepshun in diz kase….dem ar sum UUGALLEE cowcheses…
.
but a berry dornabul kitteh tho!!…yew jest wanna stik yer han ina pikkchure an reskew day behbeh…..

By: sweetmotherofmars

sweetmotherofmars — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 04:46:52 +0000

no, I had tew chek aun MuppetWiki tew get teh plot!

Ai miirember Danny Kaye singing Inchworm… but that was as close az Ai got awn mai own.

By: teasel2

teasel2 — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 04:31:11 +0000

Thx 2+2+2–dose r da ones!

By: divakitty

divakitty — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 03:36:47 +0000

Soooper kyoot ornj kitteh will nootrlize nasty ornj sofa monsteh…if he ken jus get dere wiffout fallz. Save de kitteh so de kitteh saves wrrrld from monsteh!!!!

By: Kurt

Kurt — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 02:22:35 +0000

Oh noes. Nawt agin!

SPLORT!!!!!!1

By: 3 Cattails

3 Cattails — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 01:45:04 +0000

Ohai Roflmeow. R u new heer? Wellcum tu a berry nise plaec tu plai an hav gud time. Peeps r berry friendlee heer.
R u askin how long b4 ur lol shows up onna votin paige oar on teh Upcomming paige? ICHC must get elebenty zillun lols ebery dai sew u may nebber see ur lol on teh nu votin system.
An I read thet teh upcomming paiges r teh top 5 persent of teh lols voted on.
.
It be berry hardz 2 getz a lol onna frunt paige. Wee sillybrate if u getz a lol onna frunt paige.
Maek an account an maek sum frends 2 share ur funnee lols wit. Klik onna blu naems tu maek frends. Moar cheezpeeps wil prolly add tu mi advise. Pleezed 2 mechew.

By: smammie

smammie — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 01:22:53 +0000

nawt nuff iz sew tru… Swine Lake wuz wun ob mai fabritz….. Du yu rememburz old-old Henson skit wif teh “glo-wurm” ?

By: sweetmotherofmars

sweetmotherofmars — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 01:15:20 +0000

Am shure wii wud tew! Mite driev ebberywun rounduz nutty….

Ai had tew buy taht wun tew… habbenawt bot teh sekkund seazon yet. Maybe foar teh hollydaez.

Iz awlwayz gud tew giev teh fraem ob refrince foar kidlets!
Nawt nuff Hensonesque stuff awn nao. (IMHO)

By: smackymcgee

smackymcgee — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 01:14:31 +0000

Hoo-ray, jd!! I posted dis awn mai blog (wif kredit tu yu ob koarse!) Lemme no
if dats nawt ok wif u!
.
It’s heer: tinyurl.com/6lry7c (no www)

By: smackymcgee

smackymcgee — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 00:57:49 +0000

Wow. Dis remin’ me ob “Great Booze Up, Edmond!” Ess-planashun. Wun ob mai fabrite bits frum Black Adder!

By: 3 Cattails

3 Cattails — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 00:50:15 +0000

Ai iz seeriouslee addicted 2 ICHC, tu. But thiz kitteh izn’t. I don fink so.
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1348922

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 00:36:15 +0000

Sumubus reelee dohn kehr about furnishur, as long as iz cumfurrbul an u dohn habta wurree aboudit.

By: Aahz

Aahz — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 00:35:31 +0000

LOL bowt da shewf inseedint!! Mai noo XYL keapz tellin me I b crayzee — I tellz her “Yesh! I b crayzee — keapz me frum gowin insayn!!” I bet U n I wood gitz uhlawng whale n purr-sun…
…
I gotted da nawt-sekkund seezun uv “Da Muppit Shoa” 4 da kidletz n me 4 Christmuss — naow deyz hukt onnit 2! Mai owldist haz seen “Muppit Christmuss Kerril” but himz nawt unnerstanz da “heklin” lynz til himz seen da orijinul shoaz!

By: sweetmotherofmars

sweetmotherofmars — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 00:26:00 +0000

ohai Aahz! Ai am neeeeeerlee finiched m00bing. Iz nawt sew fun axshully.

Ai mizzed Statler n Waldorf tew, but Ai lurve teh hole m00bie.

While m00bing tehre wuz neerlee a shelf collapsing inseedent prompting teh Heir tew riisite teh hole Sam Eagle/yung screwge “been meaning tew haev taht fixed”/”yes headmaster” bit.

Wii haev odd famblee. Iz okae. Maeks ichc ebben moar liek hoem.

By: sweetmotherofmars

sweetmotherofmars — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 00:16:16 +0000

*exsoskellytunclick*

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 00:16:05 +0000

Kitteh naut fahl far….juz a biddy liddel bounce an bak to plai. Mebbe naut trai diz agin.

Benny uzed ta du akrobatic exhibition so he cud lay on my blue velour cowboy hat in de clozet. Involved going on top of closet, balancing on swinging door, turning and getting into closet. Doznt du anee mohr. Ai wunner what happun?

By: sweetmotherofmars

sweetmotherofmars — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 00:11:37 +0000

poor guyz, teh fyre sinjd awl tehre hairzov

luklee tehy had helmittz

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 00:11:05 +0000

Ai can haz helpin hand?

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 00:09:27 +0000

Ai agwee wit Daphne. Wai criticize de interior decrating? Luks laike plain ole couch to me….mai hauz berry ekleckic…ai like dat way, purrsallee, an ai don wurry about kittehs scraching it. Ai tink we shud discuss kittehs an wad dey be duin, naut eff we laike deh way peeps decorate or wear, or wadeber.

By: tookatze

tookatze — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 23:53:41 +0000

Please, sir, can i have some HAAALLLP!!

By: sweetmotherofmars

sweetmotherofmars — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 23:49:34 +0000

Iz ohcay… jist moar fiburr.

By: Aahz

Aahz — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 23:48:56 +0000

Ohai SMoM!! Haow U b?
…
I luvz dat vershun uv “Uh Christmuss Kerril” sekkund ownlee 2 “Scrooge”. Mai fayvrit lynz inna hoal moovee r doze bowt leevin da kawmidee 2 da barez n bowt heklin. Ebber sintz “Da Muppit Shoa” wuz cansulld, da kerikturz uv Statler n Waldorf hadz nawt bin seen till “Muppit Christmuss Kerril” Dat’z wat maykz doze lynz sew funnee!

By: sweetmotherofmars

sweetmotherofmars — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 23:37:03 +0000

Vry lawng thyme!

(n00 tehre wuz a riizon Ai liektid yew, tessm!)

Awl Ai wuntid wuz a wurd, a photagraf tew keyp (@ hoem)

By: KimW

KimW — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 23:26:34 +0000

Double splort
1 for cutte poyzen (mebbe only a liddle) orangy kitteh

1 for couch that made me frow up in my mouf

By: jd

jd — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 23:24:32 +0000

Pleezing kittehs iz nawt just a good idea, it’s teh lore!

By: luvsthekittehs

luvsthekittehs — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 23:15:56 +0000

i luv kittehs so much the are so luvable

By: luvsthekittehs

luvsthekittehs — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 23:12:40 +0000

i luv the pic its so dang CUTE

By: D.R.

D.R. — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 23:10:47 +0000

Step 1: Pick up kitteh.

Step 2: Snorgle.

Problem solved!

By: tessm

tessm — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 23:09:00 +0000

my naem – is Michael Caine
ai thot ai wuz onlee wun who knoes taht album…!!
bin lawng time tho.

By: elena

elena — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 23:04:21 +0000

sooooooooooo cute

By: D.R.

D.R. — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 22:45:27 +0000

Win

By: D.R.

D.R. — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 22:43:21 +0000

I wish I wuz

By: king-of-cheezburgah

king-of-cheezburgah — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 22:15:15 +0000

hai dat seem quite simlah to mai lyf… am i kitteh?

By: CCC

CCC — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 22:14:05 +0000

hmm… sensitive about it much? I am a junk store junky and lovin it! OWN the thrift store stompin status! We are taking recycling to a whole new level… And this makes the kitties happy. Must to please the kitties…

By: sweetmotherofmars

sweetmotherofmars — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 22:09:42 +0000

tks Aahz!
Ai n00 wut et wuz frum, but iz awlwayz nyce to see teh reel bit.
Tihs iz mai favoright muppet production, tu.
“leave teh comidee tew teh bears, Ebineezr”

(uh oh, Nao I has a Madness earwurm “I am Michael Caine”)

By: bluwaddles

bluwaddles — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 22:07:16 +0000

aww poor kitteh!!! I save you! Do not scratch meh, I hit back. ai lovs ALL kittehs! Except some ugleh persian kittehs.

By: zippercat

zippercat — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 22:04:15 +0000

dis cyute liddel kitteh, ai will sabe himz!!! ai lubs orng kittehs!!! ai can haz snorgle wiff kitteh’s pretteh belleh, pleez?

By: jd

jd — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 22:04:14 +0000

Iffen the hare knows, den it shud be giben bionic speech sew it can tell yew.

By: D.R.

D.R. — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 22:01:16 +0000

Yes the is!