Oooops, I tink I needz
Oooops, I tink I needz te retink this….
mebbeh u can git sum halp frum thinkin kitteh.
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ornj kitteh, FAIL!
sebbenty-wai macrame! Conga ratz allz ov youse! Wii can has drinkz n’ danses n’ noms? Shmorgasboardz fer awl!!!
Ebberywun to de Tye-booteek!
i needz sum tall, plzkthnx
eye’d luv a drinkie, neez 2B rilly strawng rite naow…tnx!
You, or the drink?
teh kitteh!
hmm i tinks iz bowth!
non-gratuituous use of ironically ugly sofas, FTW !!!
One thing about stend, he’s consistent:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/07/13/bridge-cat-sez-i-providez-safe-passage-for-u-k/#comment-47488
sum ub us can oanlee fink ub wun fing ata tiem, ebbur. Maibe he wuz skairt ub sofa at 10dur aje?
I meaned that as a compliment. It’s comforting to know stend hasn’t softened his stance on sofas.
Plz to remove shoes prior to sofa standing. kthxitznotscotchguarded.
i red et aza conponlent adn reeleyesd u haff a furtogabbit meowmurray
man, has it been a year? I am OLD !!!
BTW: that sofa belongs here
http://www.lileks.com/institute/interiors/71book/4.html
stoopy wordpress is fighting me again !!! MEIN GOTT, has it ben a YEAR ???
still want those ugly sofas
Double splort
1 for cutte poyzen (mebbe only a liddle) orangy kitteh
1 for couch that made me frow up in my mouf
Soooper kyoot ornj kitteh will nootrlize nasty ornj sofa monsteh…if he ken jus get dere wiffout fallz. Save de kitteh so de kitteh saves wrrrld from monsteh!!!!
GGAASSPPP !!!!! ai jest notiseded taht ther ar TEW ov dose cowches….*shudder*…..noaw normully, ai duzzunt reely kare ‘bowt teh dekor ov teh pikkchure…noawt importunt, ….
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butt ai maekz an ’sepshun in diz kase….dem ar sum UUGALLEE cowcheses…
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but a berry dornabul kitteh tho!!…yew jest wanna stik yer han ina pikkchure an reskew day behbeh…..
ohai, Salleh! donut yu nose dat ebben teh mostes uglee cowch can be
made prittier by addishun uv a kitteh? (grin)
Kawl teh fyremens!
Fyremens stuck in a tree?
Iz too short!
Mama halp kitteh
Lyke a Bridge over troubled water…
a brij too far…
teh won ovur teh rivr kwai?
I thot it woz teh extra bridge hand, wun bridge hand tu far, dat woz delaying kitteh geting sammun cawt from teh bridge at Trubled Water cafe, adn dat kitteh wud get trubbled and spill teh water in teh glasses ober Kwai teh goggie.
Wow. Dis remin’ me ob “Great Booze Up, Edmond!” Ess-planashun. Wun ob mai fabrite bits frum Black Adder!
Oar tu far fr a brij.
Ai think trubble iz coming…
Summa dese r reely reeching.
Yu’ve nawt red the one I just posted abuv, yet, then…
weer awl jus kwaiing tew git along, lil goggie!
London Bridge is falling down…
… or …
Shut down all the garbage smashers on the detention level!
… or …
Cant yoo see taht teh tabul is too close to teh sofa? I will moves it…
…or….
I think I’d better think it owt agin!
Or…
Sofa haz lawst itz orinjness. Connekting to table. Recharge compleet in 5… 4… 3…
@@@@@@@@@!!!!!
Ironic use of ugly couch/sofa
at leest this time it matches teh kitteh, sort uv.
Gess sew, ezyr fur kitteh tew puts furs awn in lawts ob layers…
Teh cowches are vintage “Salvation Army Thrift Store”,ai finks……..
Wow…elitist much?
Sense uv hoomer at all ????
Ib yu buy junk in a junk store, adn books in a book store, wat do yu buy in a Salvation Army store?
I haz humor…not meanness, tho.
Sum can’t afford, take hand-me-downs from mom/dad — including ugly couch.
Not nice to make dem feel bads.
Sides, everyone who sez mean stuff allus says “I’m just kidding.”
hmm… sensitive about it much? I am a junk store junky and lovin it! OWN the thrift store stompin status! We are taking recycling to a whole new level… And this makes the kitties happy. Must to please the kitties…
Pleezing kittehs iz nawt just a good idea, it’s teh lore!
Ai agwee wit Daphne. Wai criticize de interior decrating? Luks laike plain ole couch to me….mai hauz berry ekleckic…ai like dat way, purrsallee, an ai don wurry about kittehs scraching it. Ai tink we shud discuss kittehs an wad dey be duin, naut eff we laike deh way peeps decorate or wear, or wadeber.
Sumubus reelee dohn kehr about furnishur, as long as iz cumfurrbul an u dohn habta wurree aboudit.
CCC: Sensitive? Yeah…dat bad ting now? Whole werld mean. I no add.
I may agree … is not so pretteh a couch fabric, but gotta lub dem buttons…
An I too luv da thrify stores…
An de girl and her kitteh…first rate.
But dat kittdh…oooh, make fasz werk of de fabrick…
may ebben lyke to pee on ultra-absorbent ‘poly-velvet’
Win
Like the old engineers sign you may have seen (hard to do in plain text)
PLAN AHEA
D
I’m reee-viewing…
the situation…
Please, sir, can i have some HAAALLLP!!
Take a key and lock her up
Dis wud nawt werk heer. She cud just prawmiss LCB mennee shinee fings 2 gets her owt.
Oh, I almost fergot!
{{{{{PB2K}}}}}
Lubs 2 yu!
Build it up with gold and silver…
Silver and gold will be stolen away…
Set a man to watch all night…
Suppose the man should fall asleep?
Give him a pipe to smoke all night…
)
(Make sure he isn’t smokin “nip”, though…
We haven’t done this in a while PB2K. How are you doing?
Here’s a prisoner I have got… (or maybe it’s a fyremenz?)
Hey Maus, it *has* been a while! I’ve missed it!
I’m doing relatively well - had an unexpected weekend holiday: spent it in the hospital because I had a pretty bad fever. They just let me go today. But I do feel much better than I did a week ago. Getting transplant stuff finalized (YAY). For everything I get scheduled, it seems like two things pop up that need attending to.