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Oooops, I tink I needz te retink this….
mebbeh u can git sum halp frum thinkin kitteh.
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ornj kitteh, FAIL!
sebbenty-wai macrame! Conga ratz allz ov youse! Wii can has drinkz n’ danses n’ noms? Shmorgasboardz fer awl!!!
Ebberywun to de Tye-booteek!
i needz sum tall, plzkthnx
eye’d luv a drinkie, neez 2B rilly strawng rite naow…tnx!
You, or the drink?
teh kitteh!
hmm i tinks iz bowth!
non-gratuituous use of ironically ugly sofas, FTW !!!
One thing about stend, he’s consistent:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/07/13/bridge-cat-sez-i-providez-safe-passage-for-u-k/#comment-47488
sum ub us can oanlee fink ub wun fing ata tiem, ebbur. Maibe he wuz skairt ub sofa at 10dur aje?
I meaned that as a compliment. It’s comforting to know stend hasn’t softened his stance on sofas.
Plz to remove shoes prior to sofa standing. kthxitznotscotchguarded.
i red et aza conponlent adn reeleyesd u haff a furtogabbit meowmurray
man, has it been a year? I am OLD !!!
BTW: that sofa belongs here
http://www.lileks.com/institute/interiors/71book/4.html
stoopy wordpress is fighting me again !!! MEIN GOTT, has it ben a YEAR ???
still want those ugly sofas
Double splort
1 for cutte poyzen (mebbe only a liddle) orangy kitteh
1 for couch that made me frow up in my mouf
Soooper kyoot ornj kitteh will nootrlize nasty ornj sofa monsteh…if he ken jus get dere wiffout fallz. Save de kitteh so de kitteh saves wrrrld from monsteh!!!!
GGAASSPPP !!!!! ai jest notiseded taht ther ar TEW ov dose cowches….*shudder*…..noaw normully, ai duzzunt reely kare ‘bowt teh dekor ov teh pikkchure…noawt importunt, ….
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butt ai maekz an ’sepshun in diz kase….dem ar sum UUGALLEE cowcheses…
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but a berry dornabul kitteh tho!!…yew jest wanna stik yer han ina pikkchure an reskew day behbeh…..
ohai, Salleh! donut yu nose dat ebben teh mostes uglee cowch can be
made prittier by addishun uv a kitteh? (grin)
Kawl teh fyremens!
Fyremens stuck in a tree?
Iz too short!
Mama halp kitteh
Lyke a Bridge over troubled water…
a brij too far…
teh won ovur teh rivr kwai?
I thot it woz teh extra bridge hand, wun bridge hand tu far, dat woz delaying kitteh geting sammun cawt from teh bridge at Trubled Water cafe, adn dat kitteh wud get trubbled and spill teh water in teh glasses ober Kwai teh goggie.
Wow. Dis remin’ me ob “Great Booze Up, Edmond!” Ess-planashun. Wun ob mai fabrite bits frum Black Adder!
Oar tu far fr a brij.
Ai think trubble iz coming…
Summa dese r reely reeching.
Yu’ve nawt red the one I just posted abuv, yet, then…
weer awl jus kwaiing tew git along, lil goggie!
London Bridge is falling down…
… or …
Shut down all the garbage smashers on the detention level!
… or …
Cant yoo see taht teh tabul is too close to teh sofa? I will moves it…
…or….
I think I’d better think it owt agin!
Or…
Sofa haz lawst itz orinjness. Connekting to table. Recharge compleet in 5… 4… 3…
@@@@@@@@@!!!!!
Ironic use of ugly couch/sofa
at leest this time it matches teh kitteh, sort uv.
Gess sew, ezyr fur kitteh tew puts furs awn in lawts ob layers…
Teh cowches are vintage “Salvation Army Thrift Store”,ai finks……..
Wow…elitist much?
Sense uv hoomer at all ????
Ib yu buy junk in a junk store, adn books in a book store, wat do yu buy in a Salvation Army store?
I haz humor…not meanness, tho.
Sum can’t afford, take hand-me-downs from mom/dad — including ugly couch.
Not nice to make dem feel bads.
Sides, everyone who sez mean stuff allus says “I’m just kidding.”
hmm… sensitive about it much? I am a junk store junky and lovin it! OWN the thrift store stompin status! We are taking recycling to a whole new level… And this makes the kitties happy. Must to please the kitties…
Pleezing kittehs iz nawt just a good idea, it’s teh lore!
Ai agwee wit Daphne. Wai criticize de interior decrating? Luks laike plain ole couch to me….mai hauz berry ekleckic…ai like dat way, purrsallee, an ai don wurry about kittehs scraching it. Ai tink we shud discuss kittehs an wad dey be duin, naut eff we laike deh way peeps decorate or wear, or wadeber.
Sumubus reelee dohn kehr about furnishur, as long as iz cumfurrbul an u dohn habta wurree aboudit.
CCC: Sensitive? Yeah…dat bad ting now? Whole werld mean. I no add.
I may agree … is not so pretteh a couch fabric, but gotta lub dem buttons…
An I too luv da thrify stores…
An de girl and her kitteh…first rate.
But dat kittdh…oooh, make fasz werk of de fabrick…
may ebben lyke to pee on ultra-absorbent ‘poly-velvet’
Win
Like the old engineers sign you may have seen (hard to do in plain text)
PLAN AHEA
D
I’m reee-viewing…
the situation…
Please, sir, can i have some HAAALLLP!!
Take a key and lock her up
Dis wud nawt werk heer. She cud just prawmiss LCB mennee shinee fings 2 gets her owt.
Oh, I almost fergot!
{{{{{PB2K}}}}}
Lubs 2 yu!
Build it up with gold and silver…
Silver and gold will be stolen away…
Set a man to watch all night…
Suppose the man should fall asleep?
Give him a pipe to smoke all night…
)
(Make sure he isn’t smokin “nip”, though…
We haven’t done this in a while PB2K. How are you doing?
Here’s a prisoner I have got… (or maybe it’s a fyremenz?)
Hey Maus, it *has* been a while! I’ve missed it!
I’m doing relatively well – had an unexpected weekend holiday: spent it in the hospital because I had a pretty bad fever. They just let me go today. But I do feel much better than I did a week ago. Getting transplant stuff finalized (YAY). For everything I get scheduled, it seems like two things pop up that need attending to.
How’s the show? (or did I miss teh whole thing while in my fabulous “hotel” room?)
The show is going well. We had preview last night, and we open tomorrow. We perform in an open-air theatre, and it’s been hot in these parts lately. That part is a bit pleh…
Pore Jud is Daid a candle lights his haid.
He’s lookin’ oh so purty and so nice
He looks like he’s asleep,
It’s a shame that he won’t keep
But it’s summer and we’re running out of ice.
Oh ugh! To perform in teh heet – DO NAWT WANT! Mebbee teh companee shuld fink abowt doing “Oh, Calcutta!” next summer. Wuld be cooler!
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an nao, I haz an eer wurm….but iz okee – I’z lissening to Hugh Jackman & Shuler Hensey singing in mai hed!
WEATHER BULLETIN! We is havin a major gully washer in Tenny Tiny DelaWhere rite nao! 4 inches ov rain in ’bout an hour!
I finks its rainin cats ‘n’ dogs, cuz I just stepped inna poodle
Hehe, wen ai wuz kidlet, ai reely thot lidl patchez ub watters in teh street wuz cawld “poodles” :blush:
ooop, i mint
I is back. We hadda powur owtige. DO NOT WANT!
baaahd shtorm?
http://www.accuweather.com/radar-state.asp?partner=accuweather&traveler=0&zipChg=1&site=VA_&type=SIR&anim=1&level=state&large=0
Wal, pardner… brake a leg!
Wish I cud come see it, dis wuz my high skool musikal,
I did my senor year. Memmmmmrrriez…..
Yoo cud come. It’s only ’bout a 12 hour drive
wii r in yur oddiance hecklin n jecklin
“It’z grate 2 b heklin agin!”
“It’z grate 2 b dewin ENNYFING agin!”
*AAAAH HAHAHAHAHA!!1!*
Now, would we have to bring our own rotting fruits and veg to trhow, or will it be provided?
youtube.com/watch?v=8017HK1GIX0
byop (3.14159)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8017HK1GIX0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RUth7EX-eo&feature=related
tks Aahz!
Ai n00 wut et wuz frum, but iz awlwayz nyce to see teh reel bit.
Tihs iz mai favoright muppet production, tu.
“leave teh comidee tew teh bears, Ebineezr”
(uh oh, Nao I has a Madness earwurm “I am Michael Caine”)
my naem – is Michael Caine
ai thot ai wuz onlee wun who knoes taht album…!!
bin lawng time tho.
Vry lawng thyme!
(n00 tehre wuz a riizon Ai liektid yew, tessm!)
Awl Ai wuntid wuz a wurd, a photagraf tew keyp (@ hoem)
Ohai SMoM!! Haow U b?
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I luvz dat vershun uv “Uh Christmuss Kerril” sekkund ownlee 2 “Scrooge”. Mai fayvrit lynz inna hoal moovee r doze bowt leevin da kawmidee 2 da barez n bowt heklin. Ebber sintz “Da Muppit Shoa” wuz cansulld, da kerikturz uv Statler n Waldorf hadz nawt bin seen till “Muppit Christmuss Kerril” Dat’z wat maykz doze lynz sew funnee!
ohai Aahz! Ai am neeeeeerlee finiched m00bing. Iz nawt sew fun axshully.
Ai mizzed Statler n Waldorf tew, but Ai lurve teh hole m00bie.
While m00bing tehre wuz neerlee a shelf collapsing inseedent prompting teh Heir tew riisite teh hole Sam Eagle/yung screwge “been meaning tew haev taht fixed”/”yes headmaster” bit.
Wii haev odd famblee. Iz okae. Maeks ichc ebben moar liek hoem.
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I gotted da nawt-sekkund seezun uv “Da Muppit Shoa” 4 da kidletz n me 4 Christmuss — naow deyz hukt onnit 2! Mai owldist haz seen “Muppit Christmuss Kerril” but himz nawt unnerstanz da “heklin” lynz til himz seen da orijinul shoaz!
Am shure wii wud tew! Mite driev ebberywun rounduz nutty….
Ai had tew buy taht wun tew… habbenawt bot teh sekkund seazon yet. Maybe foar teh hollydaez.
Iz awlwayz gud tew giev teh fraem ob refrince foar kidlets!
Nawt nuff Hensonesque stuff awn nao. (IMHO)
nawt nuff iz sew tru… Swine Lake wuz wun ob mai fabritz….. Du yu rememburz old-old Henson skit wif teh “glo-wurm” ?
no, I had tew chek aun MuppetWiki tew get teh plot!
Ai miirember Danny Kaye singing Inchworm… but that was as close az Ai got awn mai own.
now, whoo wud do a thing lyke taht???
^^ taht wuz ment to be unner the “Silver and gold will be stolen away…”
ohai, tessm! It iz unner teh “Silver and gold will be stolen away…” line, but den Maus & I have put stuff unner teh other comment unner “Silver and gold will be stolen away”… kinda cunfuzzling, sumtiems.
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Oh – an I fink I’z making manee LCB frenlee commits today. Ohai LCB! Just gibbin ya ideers!
ai jus googled yur song… ai had no idea it wuz taht long! teh edumacashun ai get heer…
an whut’s the prisoner dun to yoo?
(anuvver LCB ref coming up aifinkso!)
Stole mai watch an broke mai chain!
Take the key and lock him up…
)
(Or her, in the case of LCB
Yeh … yestiddee LCB tukded da pokkitwatch frum da wite rabbit. I wunder ifn herz borked da chayn…
O hai urself! Wow, this is teh effishunt for me! I can beez in boring work meetings but still participate in ICHC in absench… absinthe… obstrep… wifout actually being here!
Did anyone mench that this picture was lolled previously, bout a year ago?
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/07/13/bridge-cat-sez-i-providez-safe-passage-for-u-k/#comments
no, so mebbe u shud menshun it.
Nope. Don’t wanna. U can’t make me. STN.
LCB……ai has to apologize….ai “liberated” mai gud Braun hand mixer frum ex-hubbies howse teh udder day,but forgotted to “liberate” hiz blue Tfal cookware fer u.
Mebbe next trip….
Oh, ok, fine.
*Hides blue T-Fal cookware from Eeck’s ex’s house behind back*
**snerk**
Shudda known u’d beet me to it !
ex??? eek’s abailablol fur flurting???
London Kitteh
fails to Mind teh Gap
Halp. Ai iz stukk
itz okay kitteh, just use ur front pointy bitz to claw ur way upz. Uze teh hooman to clyme ifn dey dun’t help u.
ur doin it RONG!
in udder werds, u is SPOSED to be halping me over dere, stead uv taking my pikshure and smirkin at me!
I r a bridge!
Naw, I R Baboon, U Iz Bridge-Kitteh.
Ai ams stretcheded tew teh max!
Ai needz go-go-gajet arrrms.
Sicks wai tye, omg
seben !!1! pluz 4 inna :01 next minit
ai kannawt belieeb i has been awn heer sins teh last pikshur was posted! is dere a Cheezburgerz Anonymous meeting somewhere? My cheezburger has become unmanageable!
Addiktib, izn’t it!
Is nawt addiktib. I can qwit aneethyme…
*Stops using ICHC*
*Twitch*
*Twitch*
*Face Tic*
*Leg Spasm*
*Droooool*
Heer Maus, let me get that fur u.
*spits on kleenex and wipes Maus’s fayce off*
Maus! Yoo haz no fayce!!! EEEEEEEEK!
Sumbudde cawl me ??????
Eeekc, cawlin Eeeck…???
Ai iz seeriouslee addicted 2 ICHC, tu. But thiz kitteh izn’t. I don fink so.
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1348922
*Twitch*
*Twitch*
*Body Spasm*
o deer! he has to stop this soon or he’ll shake his teefs loose.
*grabs Maus by teh whiskurs*
Snap owt of it!
*Face Fault*
*Droooool*
*puts bib on Maus to catch teh drool*
Gremlin, i is stumpified.
Wut shud we try next??
If you would take a look at the cause, you may be able to come up with a cure…
*plugs maus into hi-speed internet connection to ICHC*
*inserts dongle to add to the hiteck fasty downlode of ICHC stuffs*
Huh?!… Wha… What happened?! I feel so strange…
Dontchu worry abowt it. Just hold still.
I finded sumthing that will keep it frum happining agin.
*makes small insishun neer Maus’s hart, and insterts
ICHC microchip which immediattly begins givvin off
pulsez of happy energies and warmths*
How du u feel now??
Beddur. Duz I hasta builds an Iron Maus soot nao?
*mayks incision in Maus’ hedd adn inserts a microchip wib a built-in web browser dat can only go to ICHC and CuteOberlowd, and a wireless modem. Maus iz nau permanently connected tu ICHC.*
no, we has better tecknologees than irn man.
altho I wudn’t rekommend skipping enny uv ur
scheduled maintenenses.
u mite need re-cowlibratin in a day or 2….
We hab teh technowleji, we can rebild Maus, teh six millyun cheezburger cheezfrend! I sujjest fireproof underwear, bionic eer hair adn a metal toof filling tuned tu teh weather channel.
*snerk*
Whut ’bout teh knows hares?
Iffen the hare knows, den it shud be giben bionic speech sew it can tell yew.
Ohai, Eeck. I wuz just sayin eek in teh moar general yoosage.
We haz a fayce-off sitchywayshun heer! Kawl 911!
Duz we haz a DOKTOR in teh haus?
o noes! his fayce iz there!
It just LUKKED like I wiped it awl off, it was the makeup from
the dress rehersal last nite.
See?
*holds up kleenex wif makeup onnit*
maus wares dresses at nite?
not in a professhunal wai.
i fink itz just a hobby.
Dresses n makeup n cowboi buutzes, ohmai! Ai tink ai see a sekwil tew…
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Broke bak Mowntin
I am an admitted thespian…
admitted or committed?
nawt taht tehre’s ennyfing rong wiv taht…
yesh, an I mus be oldz, too, ’cause I can’t help but tink “teh furst wun wuz funnyer!”
Ooooh yea, wai tew mushes!!!
*twich twich, tik tik*
Donut fink of it as a prollem, but as a gift!
No meetings nessesse…..nesaserr….nisiser… needed!
Step 1: We admitted we wur powerless ober cute, dat owr libes had become managed by kittehs
Step 2: We came to belieb dat a cuteness greater than owrselbs cud restore us tew kitteh worship
Step 3: We became willing to turn owr libes and owr tuna ober to teh care ob kittehs
Step 4: Made a fearless and morsal inventory ob our refrigerator
Step 5: Admitted to kitteh, ourselbs adn teh cat owtside the exact nature ob our fish supplies
Step 6: Were entirely ready to hab awl abailable kittehs remoob deez nommables of character
Step 7: Humbly asked kitteh to remoob all ober nommables ob interest to kittehs
Step 8: Made a list of all kittehs we had nawt fed and became willing to feed them all
Step 9: Made direkt fuud deliberies whereber possible, except when tu do so wud depribe eben cuter cats ob fuud
Step 10: Continued to buy kitteh nommables and when stocked, promptly feed kittehs
Step 11: Sought, through skritches and belly-rubs, tu improob our conscious contact wib kittehs, snurgling ownli for kittehs will for us adn teh noms to carry that out
Step 12: Habing had a cheezburger awakening az a result ob theez steps, we tried to carry this message to non-cat-enslabed hoomans adn tu practice theez principles in awl our affairs.
FTW! elebenty billyon royales wiv cheez fur yoo jd!
Pulp Fiction FTW!
Thank yew! It always feels wunerful wen sumwun lykes my sillies.
nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom!
*hmmm. Forgot to tayk wrapper off that one. Oh well.* nomnomnomnom!
Iz ohcay… jist moar fiburr.
jd, u bin spyin’ on meh? ai ‘dopted a noo kitteh ’bout free monf ago, ‘dorabibble liddle gray kitteh wit de fayntest of tigger stripeys an’ tree grey hayrs on chest. But ai pawmis ai did dese twelbe steps furst!
Oooooohh! New kittehs aer so adorable! Wun I babysat thought it waz a kangeroo and bownced around teh room awl day and awl night. Du yu hab piktures ob your kitteh?
Ai hab sum in mai fone, but ai haben’t uplohded dem yet. Mebbe Ai can fine da kord 2 uplohd dem 2nite aftar Ai getz hoam frum werk. Her naem iz Lula an’ she tumbles wen we gibs her scritches.
Elebenty-seben burgerz fur jd!!!!! Well dun!!! Ai has copyed n’ paysted teh 12 stepz tew mai ‘Neber deleet’ file.
CC…
Grantz meh teh cerenitty to akksept teh tings ai cannut nom
Teh kurrageh tew nom teh tings ai can
Adn teh wizdum to noes teh diffrentz
adn if Ai cannot nom
CC grant me the strenghts
to at leasts burri the bodyz…
…uv doze I hadz 2 keel cuz deyz hakt me awf.
Wow! The Nomenity Prer! Dat is wunnerful! FTW!
dis be on deh wawhl necks to deh desc naow…
Hoo-ray, jd!! I posted dis awn mai blog (wif kredit tu yu ob koarse!) Lemme no
if dats nawt ok wif u!
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It’s heer: tinyurl.com/6lry7c (no www)
halp teh poor oranj kitteh, hoomin!
Yesh, and den feel da prosh belleh of da kitteh as reward…
Dat’s oughta da park kyoot right der…
Conga ratshoe laces:
jk2kitteh, missy, teasle2, calvin13, siobahn, maus adn annipuss! Hippo Hippo Hoo Rai!! Wut be teh drinkses adn danses fur multippel sillybrashun??
Kan wii hab fyremenz serbe da drinkses? Den dey kan get awl oily an dans fur us?
It b up 2 jk2kittah, corse, fur reely bein nawt sekkond. I jus gotted 2 xcited bout eben bein in a tye!
I agree! Well oil-d fyremenz to serb dreenks, prz!
Duz u meen well oyld in teh sens uv “had 2 much uv teh elektrik soop” oar smeerd awl ober wiv bebbeh oyl?
Teh babbeh oyl wun! An Ai iz willin 2 halp dem git awl oylly in der hard-2-reach spotz!
Kin Ai halp 2 pls?
Ub corse! Plentee ob fyermenz 2 go round!
Mmmm… rotating firemans… *drools*
dis won’s myne! u no touch! *hiss*
whosin heet?
http://www.cuisine.co.nz/contentImages/toystools/firemen800.jpg
poor guyz, teh fyre sinjd awl tehre hairzov
luklee tehy had helmittz
Thx 2+2+2–dose r da ones!
“whosin heet?” majer unnerstaytmint!!!
Ai yam sew hawt
*lix fingr adn tuches beehyn air eeyaw*
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
“elektrik soop” snerk!
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we can haz bofe?
iz ok wid meee!
Hmmmm…mebbe ifin ai duz teh butt wiggol,ai will gains enuff momentum to propel me to teh cowch !
I wants 2 tikkel de kitteh belleh adn rubs de widdel fays adn play catchatayl! Such a kyoot bebbeh! I can nawt has. *sniff*
Ai noes! Dat plump lil belleh, dat stubbee lil tayle!
Get mii teh snorgle snokrle!!!
And down she goes!
How longz for to take pic to showz up on da page?
Ohai Roflmeow. R u new heer? Wellcum tu a berry nise plaec tu plai an hav gud time. Peeps r berry friendlee heer.
R u askin how long b4 ur lol shows up onna votin paige oar on teh Upcomming paige? ICHC must get elebenty zillun lols ebery dai sew u may nebber see ur lol on teh nu votin system.
An I read thet teh upcomming paiges r teh top 5 persent of teh lols voted on.
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It be berry hardz 2 getz a lol onna frunt paige. Wee sillybrate if u getz a lol onna frunt paige.
Maek an account an maek sum frends 2 share ur funnee lols wit. Klik onna blu naems tu maek frends. Moar cheezpeeps wil prolly add tu mi advise. Pleezed 2 mechew.
*whispurrs* I would like to think that a Mac user would be more considerate of a kitteh in peril such as this little kyoot bebbeh is!
Cowch push-ups . . . mah noo exercyse program, let me show yoo it!
*wun too, wun too! puff puff*
den wee do teh yoga –
plank pozyshun!
STUCK!
Kuld u pleez tu tern awf teh grabbitee, az I fink it iz beeyin en awbstukul tu mah x-treemlee gud an wel fot owt plan? Kthxbai.
Doan woree kitteh. U r a kitteh! u wil fallz on ur sof, sof tummee an be fein!
Kitteh izn’t wurreed by dat. Kitteh iz wurreed hooman won’t be abul to uze laptop wibout kitteh’s help on teh keebord.
Kitteh is wurreed that hooman is lukkin at ICHC an kitteh is missin teh gud stuffs!
Ai tink dis b purrfect tyme to snorgle kitteh’s belleh! Da kitteh iz defin…difinsl… kant stawp meh!
Liddill Ornjj Kitteh’z
reech shoodz ekkseed hurz graspz, butz
meebee nawt dis tyme
Liddill Ornjj Kitteh
beez stukk. Hurz cood tryz 2 jumpz
oarz fawll daownz andz fayl
Mebbee Prittee Wun
willz cumz 2 Kitteh’z reskew
andz skoop Kitteh upz?
Liddill Ornjj Kitteh
will gibz it a shawt andz screemz
hurz liddill hed awff
Jack.
Yay Jack!
*clapitty clappy*
That is so cute. I have the same cat
tis better to have lubbed a short kitteh
than never to have lubbed a tall.
*heddesk*
*fasepaw*
*exsoskellytunclick*
Ohai, smom! {{smom}} I saw yor commints abowt movin, abuv. Nyce to see ya bak!
cool ‘puter, at least
…an’ mice booblolz on hoomin,tew
spaec bar dint werk…PLEH!
Kuld u pleez tu tern awf teh grabbitee
Itty bitty kittey kommittee sez, why u hab a mac, but dis french provincial couch in a color that hurts kitteh’s eyez?
pritty womin, she be purrniture-challenged, aifinkso
The is very funny!
Yes the is!
Kitteh bees stuk!! Needez halp!!!
Hyuoomin gunna hafta puttez daown taht pyooter adn reech oaver adn grabbez teh bebbeh;
Iyf her duz nawt doe tihs, kitteh wil fawl daown, purrhapps geyt a boo-boo, adn bees rlly upsetted foar teh reyst ov teh daiy;
(Her wil rlly geyt ebben, wen her denies teh hyuoomin enny snorgles, shmoos, hedbonks, adn purr-purr-purr!!!!!
Step 1: Pick up kitteh.
Step 2: Snorgle.
Problem solved!
Kitteh naut fahl far….juz a biddy liddel bounce an bak to plai. Mebbe naut trai diz agin.
Benny uzed ta du akrobatic exhibition so he cud lay on my blue velour cowboy hat in de clozet. Involved going on top of closet, balancing on swinging door, turning and getting into closet. Doznt du anee mohr. Ai wunner what happun?
Fitness kitteh
Doin’ isometrik pushupz
Looks like kitty is on the the Ninja Warrior show attempting the challenge in stage2
No one ever finishes that thing…
jean-claude van damme kitteh – ur doin it wrong
kitteh needz tew chairz anna zen masta wiffa rope, rite?
dis cyute liddel kitteh, ai will sabe himz!!! ai lubs orng kittehs!!! ai can haz snorgle wiff kitteh’s pretteh belleh, pleez?
aww poor kitteh!!! I save you! Do not scratch meh, I hit back. ai lovs ALL kittehs! Except some ugleh persian kittehs.
hai dat seem quite simlah to mai lyf… am i kitteh?
I wish I wuz
sooooooooooo cute
i luv the pic its so dang CUTE
i luv kittehs so much the are so luvable
Ai can haz helpin hand?
Oh noes. Nawt agin!
SPLORT!!!!!!1
Ohai, Kurt. Lemme halp yoo. Teh orinj kyooties is teh danjrus!
*BBBRrrrrrvvvvm* vakkin up teh brayns, puttem in teh hed!
*SSSSSSssssnnnap!* Snappin on teh CHRG, gud-n-tite!
*taypity taypity* duk taype!
An then teh floofy blankee, teh choklits, anna kool drink fur yoo! Lie here an think sweet thots an yoo wil be fyne soon . . .
Floofy blankee, choklits AND Doktur Pepur? I need to splort more often! (BTW, What the heck is teh CHRG?)
Chikken Hed Rubba Glove (wdoi = wif drawins onnit)
Thanks yoos for putin my branez bak in mah hed adn tayping on teh protic…. the proto… safety making CHRG. I shood bee moar resistunt too teh orunj kittehs sinse i used too hav won uv dem.
epic failure