So der I was on mah porches
So der I was on mah porches when I see dis fireman stuck in tree
itty bitty fire brigade saves da dai again.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Arvin
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Heeroes needs lubbs tew!
Concatch(fyremenz)yewlayshunz on bein teh tawp uv an 8-way macramay, Missy! Wut drinkses and danses will u haz fur yer sillybrayshunz?
W00t w00t!! Missy!! u b at deh top uv an ate way ty!!! I b thinking a raid on deh TyBooTeek b in order!!
Eedur mah Werdpres klawk iz totulee borked or derz laik 8 uv us wut poastid in teh saym minit. Nawt shor dere’z evin a wurd fr dat kaind uv tai.
Ah wel. U apeerz tu b nawt sekkundist, Missy. Drinkndans purrrfurensiz?
Sumthun smokkin fer drinkees….and to the bootek we go…. *skips*
*Escortz deh nawtsekkund typeepz too deh ty boo teek*
*Opunz deh door and dey b walkingz in.*
mai pal Gibbo keepingz it well stocked wif deh most wundermus fingzez u can imajining.
*Ebbreewun lukking rownd in wunder at teh awsumnesses *
*uv deh Majikkle TyBooTeek.*
Himz haz deh tyz, uv corse and sew muches more.
*Handz ebbereewun a lubberlee silk ty.*
Ober here hdere bee deh bobbul hedded kittehz. Gibbo b habbing sum deeliteful kittee skarfzez. And on dis shelf he b habbing deh kitteh faised loleepopz. Lukz like dere b a fresh supple eye uv deh CHRGz (wdoi) and a gross uv deh 50z bavving capz. Heer b deh pritty Cheezland sno-globez.
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*pikz up wun and shakingz it. Watchez deh snow falling on ebbereeting.*
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Sry, I got distrakkted. Dheze b deh newest in deh jewilreez — kittee eerings, braceletz and nekklisses. Adn ifn u duzn’t see wut u b wanting owt heer in the frunt uv deh Tybooteek, dere iz awlwayz deh bak ruum. I saw sum UniKornz bak dere.
hay, can I comes too?
*luks arownd at teh merchandice*
Hay… luk here, here are sum ebil tshirts! I
thot EM sed he had to giv them to us! And, dere on SALE!
*picks up tshirt and holds it up inna mirrur*
An I wuld luv wun uv teh ICHC snow-globes. I kin shayk it an see teh cheez-peeps innit, lyke a kristal ball?
Iffen yu turn it upside-down, teh kittehs inside will shake the snow-globe for you.
Whut duz teh T-shurt say?
I wurked hard to becoem an evil minyun an awl I got wuz this lowzee T-shirt?
well, you noes if it bee frum EM itz prolly defektif & danjeruss dyed wif lead paynt; the green kulurz are radyo aktif , and prolly maed by kitten laybor in deeeploarabul gusshyfudless labor kampz runned by meen goggeez. Adn teh impak on teh enbironmint from the waist in manufakchurning…well, itz Ebil.
O, I b tinking dat wun lukz ebil on u!!!
*Pssst: u doan need enny munneez at deh ty boo teek.*
I’z all sew booteeful! Tanks sew much! *Eight wai hi fife!*
oh cween, r ur shure?
the yellowey-green & pink luks gud wif blonde hairs, ifinkso!
*whispers*
the SALE commint wuz just for dramatick effecktz.
Shhhh!
dont tell EM ai fownd his stash uv Ebil Minyun Tshurts and sold tehm to gibbo. heel problee fire me.
8 wae ty=octygon?
hmmm. eight. wunder if dere’s a liszt dere…
An octave
Big skerry creechure wif 8 tentakulz
Coins o’ pirates-peeses of eight
Da dingo eight my baybee…
E…
Eight is enuff
Figure 8
Greight balls of fire
H…
Herezaneight
Iz nawt nine
Just eight, nom later
Keight Moss
Leight at nite
M…
Maids a milking
Number, Fibronachee
Ocho
P…
Eight armsesd awn a octipuss
Fr-EIGHT- train
Gr EIGHT ness is ebreeware
H..
h eight=bad; lubz=gud
i eight teh whole fing
j..
J-8 summit fr UNICEF
K-9 minus wun
L…
L8r, dude!!
M…
M8-finding webby site
N8l day sillybrashuns
Octopi, 8 ov em!
pEighton place
{{{gud to see ya Pwnd!}}} how r you?
Q eight- welfy country in Middul Eeast
Rain dears, eight o dem
S…
STOP sign wif 8 sydes
T…
Tr-eaght-ing cards
Ulul-eight
V-8, I cudda had a…
Seben of eight (seben of nine’s b0rg relashun)
Teh crazy eighty ates in Kill Bill
Undul8ing sweetpea tendrils
V 8 juse.
wEight wacherz
x…
Xoner8ing evidense (LCB always carries wif her)
Y not has a V-8?
Z….
z-eighta fax da report re V8
Weight-less, wih ai wuz
X-trik eight ebil minyuns
Zilli breight, teh list is dun?
Y… Yesh, sumwun furgetted Y, aifinksew…pour Y.
Y, ware IS mai brayn???
sno wite + sebben dwarves
why oh why dis bee way down here?
time slip?
an noffing can ebur b teh saem…
…let’s du teh time warp agin!
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sowwie. yrs ob training…cannut halp it.
ditto 3 years of playing Riff Raff. in my misspent youth.
eivver iz WerdPretzel, oar ai jus don’t know mai alfa-bet…
…foar now, ai’ll stik wiv teh WP exkyoos…
Oh hai, stagehanddan! U pleyed RIff Raff? Nao dat’s inturesting! Ai immedjatly thought of teh raucky horror pikshure show when ai saw teh “time slip” commint.
Ohai SHD! I wooden admit 2 plaiyin Riff Raff maisef ifn U had nawt dun sew. At leest I b n gud (?) kumpnee
Did U awlsew can haz da gowld n blak spays soot n da 3-poynt rai-gun? Skyooz me, “…uh layzur kaypubble uv immitin uh beem uv pyoor antymaddur” (”sowld ownlee at Seerz”)
ooh – gud “p” entry, sweetpea!! Manee burgers fer yoo!
I’z doin bedder – I haded a feber awn firsdai nite, an ended up in the hosprital…jes got owt a few hors ago!
But, nao I’z as gud as I can git at teh moment. I’z hoam wif teh kittehs an mai inbeshun iz goan. An….best ov awl: I kin take a shower wifowt taping up mai arm to keep mai line dri! I can jes step into the shower and git cleen….iz so wunnerful!!
Yay for healing! {{{{Pwned}}}
PB2K !!!!!!
Ai haz been followin yer updates in teh cheezfrens digest…..
Hope yer kittehs are takin teh gud care uv u.
(hadda overnite hospital stay in April….culd nawt WATE to take a shower wen ai gotted home!)
what a cutie!
the kitteh is nice, too.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
…so i gotted teh peeple catchy fing…
…and sed JOMP!
adn sew he jomped. adn datz teh end o teh storee. I can haz gussee fuds, nao?
kthnx.
Gushy fuds & hedbonks & shmoos & snorgles, tew!
Wut iz shmoo? Ai r teh stoopy.
Shmoo = kissez (unless aiz rong, wich is pawsibul).
ifinkso dis is rite. Shmoo short fur schmoochies wisch is kissus!
… an nawt knowin sumfin is NAWT teh saem az bein stoopy, Owl. Wii awl lernz stuff bai askin!
fang q, smacky an’ nightshade
nightshayde is rite!!
yoo can just say yoo is igner… ingor… yoo does nawt know sumfing. is OK.
ai don’t let mai students talk lyke taht abot themselves and don’t lyke to heer it uvver plaises either — is teh PLEH teh way wee put ourselves down so offen. DO NAWT WANT.
tessm yoo is a teechur? wut duz u teech? i am finking ob bekomink a teechur…
ohai smacky! ai am nawt preefeshunal teecher — ai teeches knitting, mostly to adult wimmens, an ai has foundz tehy are teh WURST at tihs kinda self-criticism. Sew ai mayke a poynt of nawt allowing it in mai classes.
FWIW, ai useta bee engineer, an ai wuz nawt happee. Reealyzed mosta mai career an job choises had bin kinda random, so ai tuk some sessions wiv a professional career consultant. Wuz kinda spendee — but wuz defimately best moeny ai evver spent!! ai highlee rekommend it.
Yay, tessm! Well dun! Ai iz proud of ur carear as a nitting teatcha! And noes, DO NAWT WANT tawlk badly ab00t maiself.
fankyoo upfi!
wuz nawt eezy to allow maiself to mayke change.
wun important thing counselor sed wuz, iz OK to NAWT be engineer.
??!!
ai iz much niser (cheez)peep now.
Ohai tessm!
career consultant sownds grate ackshully, sew I lukked on ur profile to see if dere was a slim chanse u lived near me.
No luk there, but I neerly SPLORTED lukking at ur pics!
U has TOO MENNY KYOOOOOT kittehs!
Who du teh kittens blong to?
ohai leeza-b! ai haz IRL fren whut has pretty “Chloe” kitteh an she hadda litter uv EIGHT BEBBEH KITTEHS! so ai went to play for an afternoon. wuz teh awesum. ai can nawt haz noo bebbeh kitteh maiself (Morgan teh Grate duz nawt want) but if ennywun needz wun… neer Salem, OR… lemme kno!
OHai, Tessm! Ai libe in Salem an as much az Ai’d lyke a babee kitteh, Iz moor interrested in Ur knitty classes! Ai habe tried to teach myself–FAIL.
Where doez U teach?
(Ai habe tree kittehz naow, plus 2 moor Ai feed, sew no moor kittehs rite nao, alas. Divakitty libes in Salem 2, an haz awlready 3 kittehs an a goggie.)
ai teeches in PDX — go to my profile and clik on my website. we can haz cheezknitmeet?
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go to my profile, clik on my website – ai teech in PDX but mebbe we can haz cheezknitmeet?
Thx! Love your site, and very informative. I bookmarked your site so I can, I hope, makes some plans to have a lesson. Looks like so much fun!
i hab tawt frienz tu knit. yes, we wimmens aer gud at pointing
owt our shortcomings and disregarding ar strenths!
ai did teh kareer kownseling aftur kollege. I don noe haow mush
it kosted mai parunts, but it got me noware, reely. i beekame a temp.
i still hab teh test results and worksheets an stuff an i luk at tehm
awn ukayshun. i finkso teechur kame up as a possubil kareer. teh one i remmembur was “florist” but i has allurgies an don’t liek flowers
so much. i got a little diskuridged b-cuz fings i wud be gud at
didn’t luk very inneresting tu me. but i noe there’s lots ob kareers
out dere dat beet my kurrint offis mannaguring job!
well… yoo haz prolly changed since kollige… when ai wuz in kollige, ai wud hav sed ai want to be engineer.
ai went to counselor when ai wuz 35 an had defimate idee whut ai wanted out of it. mebbe try a better counselor? oar tehre are lotsa buks.
and I stooded unner him and sed, ‘JUMP’!!
GMTA! buy mee a Inka Kola?
shure! I can joinz u?
*slurp*
*clinx glasses*
Cheez!
*Pullz end off teh straw cover & blows the papur at sweetpea jus fur fun*
*batz it round den attax it*
*shredshredshred*
bloweeng straw wrappurs nebur getz owld, duz it!?
ai lubs dueeng taht!
Oar skwishin da rappur daown 2 wun end, akoardeeyun-stiel, den laiyin it onna taybul, den gittin uh straw fulla dreenk n drawpin uh fyoo drawpz onnit n watchin it groe! Mai kidletz liek dat — dey finkz itz majik!
Inka Kola?
OOBARK akses toooooo menny queshuns, aifinksew
Inka Kola: peruvian soda: verrrrry sweet, yello color not noarmallee found in nachure,
reputedlee flavored wif pruvian herb; unforchunatelee the vershun abailabul in US is maed wif highfruktoescormsirup, so nawt as tasteee or nootrishus as teh reel fing.
highfruktoeskromsirup = DO NAWT WANT!
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It is teh pleh!
u no, ackshully, sweetpea..
dat sownds kinda ebil.
Yummeh!
Nawt teh corm serup. Teh pruvian sewdah!
OOBARK akses jus teh rite amownt ob kweshuns oar OOBARK wud be aksing a differnt amount ob tehm.
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i dint noe evver, but fownd tihs:
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inca_Kola
Ai wud lyk 2 volunteer 2 catch him, plz.
kthxbai.
i keepz it unner de porchy
Oh, fyremenz! WANT!!!!
fyrewimmens! WANT!!
Ohai dan!
Letz go find uz sum fyrepeeplez!
**scamperz toward teh NB, luukin 4 teh fyremenz**
I don’t fink fyrewimminz hang owt at the NB on a regular basiss.
U has to has a speshul need for dem.
*gets owt a zippo and lites Dan’s pantz on fyre*
ah, the wunders of NOMEX trousers. under riding leathers ( for abrasion protection ob coarse)
drats.
wut were u riding?
a camel maybee?
HAY, can u tell us teh swkirrl storee now?
PLEEEEEASE?
*bats I-lashez*
drats. I guess I iz not batting them rite.
*considers fallse i-lashez, wif glittur on them*
careful wit dem batting of de eyes, I’m not above *enable brogue* brrringin ooonnn ta brroogh!
*semi-swoon*
I duz wut I has to to get a storee.
*bats one uv the fake i-lashez off*
sawrrryee, aye doan ‘ave ta tyme farr ta stowrrry rrreet naow (what in the…..ah *disable brogue*) gotta go and get ready for dentist appointment.
see ya’ll later.
okays.
*carfullee stores glittur i-lashez fur use ‘later’*
glittur i-lashez! WANT!
O, an if wii kant find teh fyrepeeplez, ai has teh wai 2 get tehm 2 us.
See, ai gotz dis Zippo….**starts flickin Zippo**
**flamez begin goin toward teh NB**
Oh…snap.
HALP!!! HALP! Teh Nawty Barn iz awn FYRE!!!!
Get teh fyremenz! Call 9-elebenty! Ware’z teh watur?!?!
Amateurs……
HAI! Wii mai b amateurz, but do u C enny uthurz linin up 2 be ur ebil minyonz?
Ai doan finkso.
INSOLENCE!!!!!! Turn in your Ebil Minion T-shirt, Zippo, Seltzer Bottle and Cream Pie! You are no longer an Ebil Minion!
Um, Ebil Maus? Plz to nawt be meen to rhsb or she wil hyde bak unner teh bed wit teh dust bunnehs agin.
Purrhabz yoo spoke in haste an didnawt meenit?
Fanks gremlin, but ai kan taek kare ov dis maiself.
Dear EM: NAWT GONNA DO IT! **gibs EM razberree wif hur tung**
yoo go gurl!
YAY! FTW rhsb! NAO u iz becumming RLY ebbil! Ha!
Exxxxxxcelleeeeeent! You passed the test! You are a truly worthy Ebil Minion…
habs de nawty barn burneded daon yet? i did nawt sees de fyremenz show ups. where da YNG gonna do irnin nao? he catchey cold iff’n you doan gives him sum snorgles to keeps him warms.
so remine me hau dis werks….we wear da FP unnerwear and fyremuns may opshu….otp…can choose derself to wear or not wear da clothes??? dim memmeree of long tyme ago fire sitchee-ayshun
Hay! U duzznt inclood me in that wii do u?
I iz nobuddy’s minyon! Dat I know uv.
Just cuz I luk gud in teh tshirt….
Ai dunno whut a Nawty Barn iz, but Ai can reeng teh fyre belsl an’ hopes dat teh fyremins gets here fasty!
*hohlding CHRG to hed an’ nawt lookin’ at teh fyremin in de foto*
*ringin’ bell fer…phero…shusly*
Kwik fyremins, kwik!
Da Nottee Barn (oar NB 4 short) iz da playz CheezFrinz goez win dey bin nottee sew evvywun hoo haz bin nottee kin partee n uhpreesheeyate beein nottee, awl da wyl keapin da nottiniss awai frum doze CheezFrinz hoo r nawt nottee. Datz ware da YNGz (Yung Nekkid Gyz/Gerlz) hayng owt. Koardin 2 da CheezLaydeez heer, da YN-Gyz doo da ayrnin uv da lawndree, n summa dem r awlsew cabana boiz hoo wayt awn da laydeez hand-n-fut. Dunno wat da YN-Gerlz dew dare, but I gess dey duz sumfin simmyler 4 da CheezJennlminz…
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O noez! N da meentym wyl I bin splaynin awl dat, d NB bin bernin! But lookee dare — heer cumz da noo CCC truk wif da Hy-Ryz ayreeyul! I hoapz evvywun iz traynd prawpurrlee dis tym…
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WEEEEOOOOEEEEOOOOEEEEOOOOEEEEOOOO!! *RONK ROOONNNNK*
http://www.flickr.com/photos/21876950@N00/81183382/
O! Wii kan’t let dat burn den. Tank-fully teh fyremins iz heer naow! Aishur hoap dat dey R traynd rite 2, iz got on a wite tee-shurt!
ummm…
if the NB burnz down, then we can has construction werkers to bild noo wun?
jus sayin…
Ooooohhhhh….shirtless construcion werkers….
Yung ones, uv corse !!!
Sew, whut 2 dew, whut 2 dew?? Saab..sabat…maek harder 4 fyremins 2 keep NB rum burneeng sew wii getz ’strukshun werkers oar lets fyremins resque naow?
Ai tink fyremin inna handz iz bedder dan strukshun werkers inna… ah…
Wayt…
Mebbe ai doan wanna go dere…oar mebbe ai DEW!!
Kin wii letz tem saev teh NB furst? Ai wuz hopeen 4 a tryp 2 teh NB, butt iz bernin.
Wat bowt sum yung FEEMAYL kunstrukshun werkerz… Nawt evvywun hoo hasta goez 2 da NB liekz lukkin at gyz, U noez…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peoXit3N1ag
ai dont fink ennywun wuz defining teh gender uv teh strukshun werkers… until naow…!
Noe, nawt spusiffiklee, but dey wuz saiyin SHURTLISS kunstrukshun werkerz sew I figgerd dey ment GYZ. Ifn dey b tawkin bowt shurtliss FEEMAYL kunsrukshun werkerz, dey had beddur haz advanst rezurvayshunz at da noo, reebilt Nottee Barn
Pleeze don bern, NB! Wot weel ai dew wifowt uuuuu??? *sawbs*
Nawty barn? Wuts dat???
Iz wear wii goes 2b nawty, sew as nawt to xpose da innoescent 2 r nawtiness.
Hero kitteh sayved teh firemens! Letz mayk heem teh star uv owr kitteh hero kallendar!
I fink dis is Supernom’s nawt sekkund cuzzin.
Purrhabz this kitteh wuld lyke to tayke over drivin teh CCC on ICHC?
Aifinkso kitteh kud be a helpurr — primaree CCC duteez *mite* be tuff wif no opposable fumz.
Mebbe teh kitteh culd dryve teh CCC and this fireman culd administer medikal halp to teh woonded . . .
*nod* *nod* Gud ansur, Gremlin!
ryte….don rly need possumable fumbs to dribe…Toonces did it awl da tyme
yeah, and usually ended it tears………ish.
requiring help from the fyrepeeps……….hey, izzer an ebil-plan in action here?
Fyremenz!!!1!
Swoon… THUD
*holds owt smellin salts*
Dimund kitteh! Waykup! Waykup!
DK? DK???
She’s reelee owt!
Call teh firemenz!
(I’m shure that’s wut she’s wayting for, Ifinkso)
fink she be pratendin? less pratend wif her
***sprawlz out in “ded kitteh” poze on back wif pawz all flung about***
***peeks wif one eye*** ***stage wisper*** dey be comin yet?
okays!
*lays down and tries to luk limp and halpless*
*reeches down an tikkles leeza-b wit a fether*
hay! nawt fare!
*uses power uv grabbity to take fether, and tickuls SueBoo wif it*
Win
Fank-u gremlin!
Um, ai finkso ai needs sum medical tenshun? Annee paramedics owt dere?
awlwayz seemz to be sum paramedicks dat cums wif da fyremuns…nebber know when you mite be needin rebibing frum paramedick
oh bois! ober heer! can youze check my hartbeet…here place your manlee handz over mai sternum….can you feel it beatin and beatin? Oh i see yore fumb is in mai interboobular groobe…you must be checkin me for diaphoresis!
Uh o’s! LCB, yew mite wanna prepair teh nawty barn?
Already set up and with emergency provisions.
Mabye for fireman-induced swooning we could take teh CHRG remedy to teh next level: a fireman’s boot on ducktaped over teh hed?
Purrhaps teh fyremenz helmut wud be beddur, aifinkso.
Oar maybe jus teh fyremans? Jus sayin…
yew can dew dat … ai’s nawt shoor ai cud handul teh smell ob sweatee feets.
dis cud b kaws 4 a differnt kine ob swooning.
YaYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! LCB gots teh Win frunt payge Picushure Commint
: grin:
Con flagra ulations LCB
Hands her teh keys to teh Fyremans lokker rume
“Keys”?
Ai fink dat meens “teh way in datz leest lieklee tew get LCB intew leegul trubbul.”
whut r tehse “keys” yoo speek uv?
oh man! does that meen u won’t be uzing owr peek hole n-e-moar?
I thot it wus yor nayme I reedid wen I favritted it orf yor profyle
Thall lern me fer *ahem* appropriaytin fings wivowt lukkin cloaser
Haz teh Keys ennyway – I are feeline genneruss
U reely tink she NEEDS keys? to get into dere.
awl shee needs is a cleer run at teh door!
Oooh! Shiny!
Jingly too!
…adn sed JOMP!
Wao Mary O – u fast, n gud!!
aw, yr too nice. dis akshullee sposed to bee post it up dere!
Roel rivursul: I duz it.
Yoo reeded mai mined!
in Soviet Russha,
kitteh saves fyreman!
GMTA, leeza! Luk a cuppula commintz down.
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Hero Kitteh … is a hero!
Frenz, ai wuz runnin erranz awn Caturdai wen ai driveded bai teh fyremenz trainin playse. Tehy wuz owtside trainin and ai hollered FYREMENZ reel lowd.
Izza gud fing ai had mai windoz rolled up at teh tyem!
UH, rHSB, (whispers) u hab fyremens trainin playse neer u? so-o-o-o- way in2 da future from here, when all da lolyer pleh stuff is awl done and you is happitails agin, u can shop at da fyremens playce ? mayb pick u owt one a ur bery own?
Mebbe ai can find a listin ov teh fyremenz 2 luuk at.
It b jes lyk reedin teh menu….frum a berry gud rest…rast….fud playse.
rhsb: when u reddy fur da fyremens shoppin, i’ll goez wid u- just for da keepin u comp nee a cors, sew u nawt b lonelee while makin ur sell ek shun-
note; i haz manny yrs expeereeance- iz old, but NAWT DED, yet
Ai lyk teh wai yew fink, SM!
ai can haz halp yoo to pik owt wun taht luks gud wiv yore coloring an figure?
ya nebber kan tell, some fellows like a woman of experience. *wink wink, nudge*
someone who know what they want, how they want it and where. boo-ya
Adn aint afeerd ob tellin yew
*rok on fist inna ayer*
Sew dan……Hao ’speriensed r wii talkin?
Ai gots sum ’speriense, doan kno if iz enuf, tho.
“menu….frum a berry gud rest…rast….fud playse.”
an no calories!
In Soviet Russia, kittehz saevz fyremenz!
sowry nightshayde, I didn’t see dis befoar I saw urs.
u iz teh fasty thinker!
*taekz leeza’s pawz in herz & duz a happitayl dans*
ah juss lurves dis pic! wut a pare ov cuties!
Ai agwee. Doan kno whitch wun ai lyk bettur.
Roel rivursul kitteh reskues fierman an’ taeks him tew da NB fur teh Cheezgurlz.
Kitteh sez: “Ackshully, teh fyreman wuz askeered ov teh hites, sew ai pretendid 2 get stuk inna tree. Teh fyreman HAD 2 obber come hiz feer 2 save mi. Sew, ai halped him.”
Film at elebenty?
OMG!!1!
KITTEH HAZ A PORSHE!!1!
i wish kitteh could lend meh one
An the tree wuz on fyur, too…an – an – theyr wus eleventy kitteh-bebes in teh tree an I saved them tu – in a litninganthundrstrom – an a volkano wuz goin off an a tidul waive an – um, a urthkwake an – did I menshun it was a giunt redwood tree? so now can I has teh roastbeest that teh fyremans wuz havin for suppur? pliz?
u left owt teh oil spills an tornayboes
And so it came to pass, on this day in AD 2008 on Teh Cheez, that eight hundred thousand eleventy headsplorts were counted, worldwide.
yeh, an teh cat’s cute too
we also needz eight hundred CHRGs fur da protection uf da cheez peepz…
doan fergit teh eleventy…
Heer I maded sum CHRG(wdoi) they has liddle dalmatians awn dem acuz dey is teh offishall Fyremans mascot.
* Hands owt CHRG’s(wdoi) as fast as she can……..*
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1564416
yer lol is teh win!! did yew get teh wun ai send yew by teh emeow? ai nebber noes if ai iz goin tew see you ober der onna udder syde ob teh pond…..
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1604382
Yes I did Jamamakitty , Fankyoo . I LoL-ed
Srsly- she had dat grumpy look awn her fayce an I cuddent hep mahsef-I laffed at her .oopsie 
I sented a reply to say fankyoos, I duzzent noe if yoo seed it yet.
I lurve teh LoL
Frenz, teh NB iz awn FYRE! Plz 2 luk at mai post up dere
during fire
http://www.dfbcalendar.com/cover2008.jpg
after fire
http://www.firefighterscalendar.org/photos2003/april_large.jpg
wild fire
http://www.vegfirerescue.com/i/taz1_junior.jpg
Hubba Hubba fur nawt sekond adn sekond :drool:
**rhsb drool awl ober hurself***
Oh mai….
Oh mai CC!!!
*tidmum an rhsb be wadin in a puddle ob drool*……..
mebbe awl teh drool will put owt teh fyre an saves teh NB!
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but we still can haz teh strukshun werkers to fix up whut wuz damaged?
Yayyyyyyyyy!!!!!
drool drool drool 
okie eberyone iz goin 2 sleep bye!!!!1!!
ohai gais!!!1 imma back hoam hear inna hahhoostin! berry glad to seez ebberyone…had a grate bacashun, dun hazza tyme tew play, mabee later, jus wunted tew stop bye n sae ohai n fank ebersomush for teh party onna mai birfday!!!!!11!1 i luurrkded at ti on teh 15th, butdinna play cuz no tymme but maded me sew happitail tew no teh good lolfrenz lurves me!!11!
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Welkum bak…we wuz missin u !!!
Hope teh vacashun wuz gud !!
U r teh bestest FC!! Tanks u sooo much fur da LOL ob teh kiiteh who haz teh dumb today! Dis commint shud b wiff mai rekwest Ai finkso but it is long lost nao. Thx again!
=-o I fink I noes teh hoomin! Him wuz in mai skool meny yeres ago.
De kitteh sayveded the fyremin, an’ a KYOOT fyreman 2! I feelz a SPLORT komin’ awn!
Shh, nao, luk away! luk away!
*puts CHRG on mom21kitteh, kwik-lyke!*
*throws duk tayp over mom21kitteh’s CHRG*
*lukkin’ awai an’ runnin’ bak to top where Nawty Barn iz awn fyre, holdin’ CHRG 2 hed*
Lubs teh grey tuxie kitteh. Great face expressionz.
“Oooooo—wut’s dat? Luk ober dere !!”
“Ooooo,wate….wut’s DAT ?? Nao luk ober here !!”
loves it
i wantz to nom them bof.
Kittehs alwaiz briev, coreijus petz; never saw goggies saving fiermen from tree…
Wel, yuu kan teyll taht teh fyreman rlly ‘dores teh kitteh;
hims taikes kitteh hoem at nite tuu hims foarebber hoem!!
Kitteh seams soe prowd tuu bees wif teh fyreman; kitteh bees reeplaisemehnt
foar fyre-howse dahlmayshun goggie, hoo retyred layst weak; fyremens gibbed goggie a ppreesheeashun dynner adn awlsoe a goald wautch foar hims serbiss;
Kitteh haz iynherytid teh goggie’s kushioned baskitt at teh fyre-howse; hims sleaps tehre innit awn duuteey wif teh fyremens duryng teh daiy-shyfte;
Kitteh’s nexxt challinge bees tuu learnes haow tuu slyde daown teh fyre-poale!!
Wunss agin, braiv an heroik cat tu teh reskew.
*Hero cat is heroic*
I ar winnen de Medal of Importantness
From de mayer of sity
Medal of Importantness, FTW!!
‘cept… dose wurnt porches – dose wur Chevrolets!!!
Hey, that cat in the picture… I have the same kind of cat. I adopted her. Can someone please tell me what is the breed (if it is specific)? I’ve been asking around and nobody seems to be able to tell me. Would appreciate it very much. Thanks.
Fireman looks like Prince William to me…anyone?
yes! yes! iz looks jus liek him! i wunder if it is hims.
Iz dis Prins Willyim? Shur look lik him.
i loves da oppisitness
Teh kitteh iz so cute!!! Just wanna hugz ‘em near teh death! Looks like one of Peanuts 45 ur so littehs of kittins…
Mai cuzzinz son rezemblz Prince Harry.
No royaltee in mai famlee, tho. Wii iz jes commun pezantz.
Sum ov mai famlee duz has Ingerlish rootz.
hey dont call ur selvez peasants!!
ebery one who iz on cheezland iz speshul an’ royal to us!!
I gots teh gray roots.
Mi 2, LCB, but wii nawt gonna talk ‘bowt dat nao, r wii?
LCB – doo u wantz mai grey rootz too? u can haz mine!
i has gray sprinkles. kan we nawt talk ‘bowt taht too?
Mi free.
Of course not. We’ll edit this out before teh lolcast.
No thanks. I has plenty. Mabye u can donate urs to teh bald peeps? It may be gray, but itz a hair.
Ok, guise. We needs to get organizized. Let’s make a list of all teh stuff abut us we donut wanna talk about:
Adverse hair color
Bad breff
Crooky teef
Diets gone FAIL
E…
ai taught sprinlez wuz fur iyce creem! butt, iffn it izzn’t, then we nawt talk about taht too!!!
Ai started gettin teh gray hairs as a teenager….
Premature Gray running in famblees….let me show u myne !!!
Has been colorin teh hair forebber….ai haz vowed to let it go completely gray wen ai am 50.
Evil tendencies…..
Fat-underarm…….
Gray hair….
H….
Ebilness (whether or not)
Feetz smellin
Ginormous cheezburger addickshuns
Early grey hairz
Feetz dat stinkee
Grabbity on da boddee (when fings start too saggee)
H…
Hairy eers(fer teh guys)……
Idiot famblee members….
Jiggly thighs….
K….
Hair in weird playces
IRS audits
Jerky co-wurkers
Kill-Krazy Kittehs
L…
ai can’t eben color mai hairz ennymore – it refuzez to chaynge! its must lyke beeing grey.
Loser ex-spouses…..
Money problems….
Not-so-nice neighbors….
Over-bearing parents….
P…..
**sigh**
Yesh…it seems lyke teh color nawt last as lawng aneemore….
Teh gray iz fighting bak !!
I hadda new one at wurk, evidently my grey/silver/white (it’s all in there) has advanced that my naturally dark brown (with other mixed in, naturally) was mistaken for blonde. I was described as the tall blonde one with the beard (it’s more of a ridiculus chin-wig really). When I was asked about the misplaced item and who had it last, I had no idea. Imagine my suprise when it turned out to be me.
Ai cat mo flaj, sew teh gray wuns nawt sew obbyus
Mebbe it wuz yer Ebil Twin ????
Qwurky digestshun ishyoos (nawt me, ah koarse!)
Rotten howsekeeping skills
Stoopyness
T…
Pleh days after days
Quiet response to request for help
Racing heartbeat ( for no good reason)
Silley idiots in cages (cars) to strike terror into motorcycle riders
T…
Korns on feet
Lines all ober face…
many new lub handles…
N…
Purrception defekts…(ai furgot P!)
u nawt want theez gray sprinkles in ur icye kreem! blech!
Tri-in n faylin tew merembers
Unner chin eggstra chins
Vizibul bak flab
W…
no nek luk
ober teh belt dunlap dizeez
poor ai-site
Q…
Nuu lines all ober face
Ole peeplez paynes
Ridikulus-lookin shus 2 B comfrbull
Saggybaggy uppr armses
T…..
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Qwarts ob spakel fur lines inna fayce
Wokkin awl shuflee lyk
X-tra fayshul hayers
Yella teef
Zapped NRgeez
Wandering eyes….
Xtra wayte……
Yellow teefs….
Zig-zag veins.
Wobbly bits taht dint usta wobble
X-tra lawn tyme taken tu finush dis list
Yelloe teefeys
Zocial angzieteez
mai hairdresser calls ‘em platinum highlights.
aifinsko she iz full ov win!
royale wiv cheez!