So der I was on mah porches
So der I was on mah porches when I see dis fireman stuck in tree
itty bitty fire brigade saves da dai again.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Arvin
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Heeroes needs lubbs tew!
Concatch(fyremenz)yewlayshunz on bein teh tawp uv an 8-way macramay, Missy! Wut drinkses and danses will u haz fur yer sillybrayshunz?
W00t w00t!! Missy!! u b at deh top uv an ate way ty!!! I b thinking a raid on deh TyBooTeek b in order!!
Eedur mah Werdpres klawk iz totulee borked or derz laik 8 uv us wut poastid in teh saym minit. Nawt shor dere’z evin a wurd fr dat kaind uv tai.
Ah wel. U apeerz tu b nawt sekkundist, Missy. Drinkndans purrrfurensiz?
Sumthun smokkin fer drinkees….and to the bootek we go…. *skips*
*Escortz deh nawtsekkund typeepz too deh ty boo teek*
*Opunz deh door and dey b walkingz in.*
mai pal Gibbo keepingz it well stocked wif deh most wundermus fingzez u can imajining.
*Ebbreewun lukking rownd in wunder at teh awsumnesses *
*uv deh Majikkle TyBooTeek.*
Himz haz deh tyz, uv corse and sew muches more.
*Handz ebbereewun a lubberlee silk ty.*
Ober here hdere bee deh bobbul hedded kittehz. Gibbo b habbing sum deeliteful kittee skarfzez. And on dis shelf he b habbing deh kitteh faised loleepopz. Lukz like dere b a fresh supple eye uv deh CHRGz (wdoi) and a gross uv deh 50z bavving capz. Heer b deh pritty Cheezland sno-globez.
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*pikz up wun and shakingz it. Watchez deh snow falling on ebbereeting.*
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Sry, I got distrakkted. Dheze b deh newest in deh jewilreez — kittee eerings, braceletz and nekklisses. Adn ifn u duzn’t see wut u b wanting owt heer in the frunt uv deh Tybooteek, dere iz awlwayz deh bak ruum. I saw sum UniKornz bak dere.
hay, can I comes too?
*luks arownd at teh merchandice*
Hay… luk here, here are sum ebil tshirts! I
thot EM sed he had to giv them to us! And, dere on SALE!
*picks up tshirt and holds it up inna mirrur*
An I wuld luv wun uv teh ICHC snow-globes. I kin shayk it an see teh cheez-peeps innit, lyke a kristal ball?
Iffen yu turn it upside-down, teh kittehs inside will shake the snow-globe for you.
Whut duz teh T-shurt say?
I wurked hard to becoem an evil minyun an awl I got wuz this lowzee T-shirt?
well, you noes if it bee frum EM itz prolly defektif & danjeruss dyed wif lead paynt; the green kulurz are radyo aktif , and prolly maed by kitten laybor in deeeploarabul gusshyfudless labor kampz runned by meen goggeez. Adn teh impak on teh enbironmint from the waist in manufakchurning…well, itz Ebil.
O, I b tinking dat wun lukz ebil on u!!!
*Pssst: u doan need enny munneez at deh ty boo teek.*
I’z all sew booteeful! Tanks sew much! *Eight wai hi fife!*
oh cween, r ur shure?
the yellowey-green & pink luks gud wif blonde hairs, ifinkso!
*whispers*
the SALE commint wuz just for dramatick effecktz.
8 wae ty=octygon?
hmmm. eight. wunder if dere’s a liszt dere…
An octave
Big skerry creechure wif 8 tentakulz
Coins o’ pirates-peeses of eight
Da dingo eight my baybee…
E…
Eight is enuff
Figure 8
Greight balls of fire
H…
Herezaneight
Iz nawt nine
Just eight, nom later
Keight Moss
Leight at nite
M…
Maids a milking
Number, Fibronachee
Ocho
P…
Eight armsesd awn a octipuss
Fr-EIGHT- train
Gr EIGHT ness is ebreeware
H..
h eight=bad; lubz=gud
i eight teh whole fing
j..
J-8 summit fr UNICEF
K-9 minus wun
L…
L8r, dude!!
M…
M8-finding webby site
N8l day sillybrashuns
Octopi, 8 ov em!
pEighton place
{{{gud to see ya Pwnd!}}} how r you?
Q eight- welfy country in Middul Eeast
Rain dears, eight o dem
S…
STOP sign wif 8 sydes
T…
Tr-eaght-ing cards
Ulul-eight
V-8, I cudda had a…
Seben of eight (seben of nine’s b0rg relashun)
Teh crazy eighty ates in Kill Bill
Undul8ing sweetpea tendrils
V 8 juse.
wEight wacherz
x…
Xoner8ing evidense (LCB always carries wif her)
Y not has a V-8?
Z….
z-eighta fax da report re V8
Weight-less, wih ai wuz
X-trik eight ebil minyuns
Zilli breight, teh list is dun?
Y… Yesh, sumwun furgetted Y, aifinksew…pour Y.
Y, ware IS mai brayn???
sno wite + sebben dwarves
why oh why dis bee way down here?
time slip?
an noffing can ebur b teh saem…
…let’s du teh time warp agin!
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sowwie. yrs ob training…cannut halp it.
ditto 3 years of playing Riff Raff. in my misspent youth.
eivver iz WerdPretzel, oar ai jus don’t know mai alfa-bet…
…foar now, ai’ll stik wiv teh WP exkyoos…
ooh - gud “p” entry, sweetpea!! Manee burgers fer yoo!
I’z doin bedder - I haded a feber awn firsdai nite, an ended up in the hosprital…jes got owt a few hors ago!
But, nao I’z as gud as I can git at teh moment. I’z hoam wif teh kittehs an mai inbeshun iz goan. An….best ov awl: I kin take a shower wifowt taping up mai arm to keep mai line dri! I can jes step into the shower and git cleen….iz so wunnerful!!
Yay for healing! {{{{Pwned}}}
PB2K !!!!!!
Ai haz been followin yer updates in teh cheezfrens digest…..
Hope yer kittehs are takin teh gud care uv u.
(hadda overnite hospital stay in April….culd nawt WATE to take a shower wen ai gotted home!)
…so i gotted teh peeple catchy fing…
…and sed JOMP!
adn sew he jomped. adn datz teh end o teh storee. I can haz gussee fuds, nao?
kthnx.
Gushy fuds & hedbonks & shmoos & snorgles, tew!
Wut iz shmoo? Ai r teh stoopy.
Shmoo = kissez (unless aiz rong, wich is pawsibul).
ifinkso dis is rite. Shmoo short fur schmoochies wisch is kissus!
… an nawt knowin sumfin is NAWT teh saem az bein stoopy, Owl. Wii awl lernz stuff bai askin!
fang q, smacky an’ nightshade
nightshayde is rite!!
yoo can just say yoo is igner… ingor… yoo does nawt know sumfing. is OK.
ai don’t let mai students talk lyke taht abot themselves and don’t lyke to heer it uvver plaises either — is teh PLEH teh way wee put ourselves down so offen. DO NAWT WANT.
tessm yoo is a teechur? wut duz u teech? i am finking ob bekomink a teechur…
ohai smacky! ai am nawt preefeshunal teecher — ai teeches knitting, mostly to adult wimmens, an ai has foundz tehy are teh WURST at tihs kinda self-criticism. Sew ai mayke a poynt of nawt allowing it in mai classes.
FWIW, ai useta bee engineer, an ai wuz nawt happee. Reealyzed mosta mai career an job choises had bin kinda random, so ai tuk some sessions wiv a professional career consultant. Wuz kinda spendee — but wuz defimately best moeny ai evver spent!! ai highlee rekommend it.
and I stooded unner him and sed, ‘JUMP’!!
GMTA! buy mee a Inka Kola?
shure! I can joinz u?
*slurp*
*clinx glasses*
Cheez!
*Pullz end off teh straw cover & blows the papur at sweetpea jus fur fun*
*batz it round den attax it*
*shredshredshred*
bloweeng straw wrappurs nebur getz owld, duz it!?
ai lubs dueeng taht!