Comments on: complex vending machine

By: Hurshur

Hurshur — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 19:30:42 +0000

Cat Rap’n

By: Raw SteeL

Raw SteeL — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 07:46:49 +0000

I belive I’ve seen that thing on Animal Planet or Discovery. It’s some kind of “house” for your pet that you can wear and take your hamster out for a night in the city. Dunno where you can buy it though.

By: kimkiwi

kimkiwi — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 20:58:00 +0000

Nad jd maeks a soopurb run at Team Normal, fendz off teh oposishun on all teh sydes. It lookies liek jd gonna go orl teh way, pholks. Jd spins, and shootz, and skores.

Team Normal callz for a tiem out and taeks big drinkzes of teh water. Oh noes, tehy haev all fallen onto teh pitch, holdink tehir tumtums and groaning a lot.

By: kimkiwi

kimkiwi — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 20:54:55 +0000

Ohai kitkay. Yis, ai livz in nooziland and is wintur now. Tahnk yew fore teh warm weffer.

*basks in teh sunshyne and heet*

Can sumwun bring me a limonayde? Kthx

By: kafleen

kafleen — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 15:12:18 +0000

*suspishuslee*
Wutt wur dat sown?

By: kafleen

kafleen — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 15:10:40 +0000

Attempting to obtain free product could result in injury or death.

Furr sum weerd reesun dat allwus made meh snurt. Must hab been teh bad
pikshur ub teh alarmed stickman dat did it.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 15:08:49 +0000

Dat rings a bell.

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 14:47:49 +0000

Hau bout mixed-berry-mush?

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 13:26:07 +0000

Did ya hab inchessing smehl on fingi, laike peenut budder? Moselee dey juz chomp wen curreus.

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 13:25:20 +0000

Mai kittehs had pet gurbils…dey wach an inderack. Speshlee Bart. Gurbils lern tu ignare. But nau ai hab hamsser. She ignore Barty tu. Gurbies ur hammies r pets fur mai pets.

By: gremlin

gremlin — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 12:53:31 +0000

Yoo asked fur it, yoo got it! YooToob:

Roger Miller and Johnny Cash sing a few songs, inklooding King of the Road
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZFDDUiM36c&feature=related

Josh Turner and Randy Travis sing King of the Road:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loiH-e9Xm04&feature=related

And stumbled akross this wun; Elvis sings Johnny Cash:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CAudY_pAjw&feature=related

Enjoy!

By: Hashim

Hashim — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 10:07:36 +0000

bye bye!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 09:09:28 +0000

Wel, deer fren, it b 2 am heer, so i best b getting in2 deh bed.
gotta get mai buutee sleepz.
Schmooz 2 yooz. ♥

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 09:04:17 +0000

U speek it like a native!! it b sew much deh funz. u gitz to mix it up and making noo werdz awl deh tymez.
.
I red wunst dat the reezun wii had 2 rite deh “standard English” and not spelling fonetiklee wu zbecuz dere b sew mennee difrent aksentz and dialects dat it wud bekum kunfuzzing adn peepz wud not understanding eech udderz. But wii r proof dat taht not b truu.

By: siobhan

siobhan — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 08:58:21 +0000

1 can watch 2menee ub dems? y knowbuddy tolded meh erlyur?

By: Hashim

Hashim — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 08:57:03 +0000

yupz, datz true…. lolspeak itself iz a whole different language wiff sooo many new wordz!
2 tell u da truth i liek lolspeak betta dan english!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 08:52:58 +0000

Truu. But I still like to lerning thingz. Dat b y i like ICHC — dere b sew mennee different peepz frum awl ober deh whirrld heer. wii awlwayz b teeching eech udder sumfingz.

By: Hashim

Hashim — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 08:49:35 +0000

ok…. well ur free uf school, no more studiez!!!1!!1!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 08:46:06 +0000

Berry strange, indeed. I tuk frensh in skool, but dat wuz mennee yeerz ago. I kant remember wut mai gradez were. I b deh ooooold ladee.

By: siobhan

siobhan — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 08:43:52 +0000

10q sew much…
nao i has 2 of’em… on 4 ebbery eer ^^

By: Hashim

Hashim — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 08:40:58 +0000

well english iz our second language and urdu(a language) iz our native language, surprizingly, i understand english way better dan i understand Urdu, fur instance if i get a ‘A’ grade in english i’ll get a ‘B-’ in Urdu…
itz strange, no??

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 08:34:45 +0000

oh. mai cultural understandingz b limitid.
Duz english b ur sekkund langwidge??
Duzn’t dat make deh lolspeek eben harder 2 understanding?

By: Hashim

Hashim — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 08:29:07 +0000

nopez… well…uhmmm…da place where i livez, Pakistan iz short uf electricity akshullee so in 24 hourz a day, 6 hourz r wiff out electricity *sigh*

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 08:26:38 +0000

I hates it wen deh lektricity goes owt. Did u has a storm dat nokked deh power owt?

By: Hashim

Hashim — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 08:20:40 +0000

sry i waznt able 2 reply 2 u quickly… mah electricity went off .
i haz only gone 2 a boat once in mah lief an’ it waz bery fun indeed, u musta enjoyed it!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 08:15:54 +0000

U kame bak, Hashim! I thot u wuz gone fer gud.
I b doing gud. wii took a bote adn wentinged owt on deh lake 2day.
It wuz berry nice wif a kool breez.

By: Hashim

Hashim — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 08:07:06 +0000

o hai cweenmj!!!
how r u nowadayz??
right naow, it be 2:00 pm fur me, meanin almost lunch tiem!

By: superkitteh

superkitteh — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 07:52:16 +0000

oh noes!!!1! Iz sumwer inna mizzle, iz 8:50am hear adn fur-got too slip! adn want nom nom nao…. jumps and graps a maus nom nom nom nom nom… nom nom nom nom

By: superkitteh

superkitteh — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 07:43:35 +0000

yoo bai cheezburgerz?! why dun prey two Ceelin Cat him gives yoo manee! foar freeeeeh!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 07:21:32 +0000

Duz u b wanting deh bloo berry mush oar deh straw berry mush oar deh goose berry mush oar deh razz berry mush???

By: kitkay

kitkay — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 07:21:17 +0000

o hai, kimkiwi! dew yew come frum teh Land Down Under? here, i b sindy yoo sum 100 degree fairy-height wether frum OK—*wwoooosh, wwoooosssh, wooosh*

By: kitkay

kitkay — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 07:12:28 +0000

ooh, berry-mush! soundz lyke a grate dip! 'speshuloly 10 Quartz of it!

By: kitkay

kitkay — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 07:07:57 +0000

Kliban ref, w00t, w00t!

By: kitkay

kitkay — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 07:01:54 +0000

hmmm, wii gotz teh liddel miceyz in teh freezer hear. Butt pore kittehz knot gits N-E; iz frozen deeners 4 teh pritty pet snakey.

By: kitkay

kitkay — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 06:52:32 +0000

Elebenty cheezburgerz 4 teh ger-bilol jokes, gma, jk2k, and 3Cattailzs!!!

By: jd

jd — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 06:52:21 +0000

Iz da champiunshyp finulz. Teem Normal versus Teem Lolcat. Adn teh gaym iz ohn! Teem Lolcat, wib theyr combed hair adn purronalities tayk an early leed. Normals downt du so well, dey’re all ober teh playce, confuzzled by lolspeek and kitteh tactics, demonstrated so ably by kimkiwi. cweenmj adn Aahz carri teh gaym forward and get teh cheezburger in teh goal! Kafleen iz cobbering teh flank adn noms teh opponent’s cheezburger as it passes by. Can this gaym get any moar exciting? Currently, Teem Normal aer on zero points adn Teem Lolcat aer on elebenty seben, at teh half-time mark.Wayt, there iz a substitution. Teem Lolcat iz tayking Ebil Maus off teh field (adn sending him to Teem Normal’s drining water supply) adn aer bringing on jd.

By: kitkay

kitkay — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 06:47:50 +0000

Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug,
makes yoo wanna sing
Hai-dee hoe…

U can has noo eerwurm!

By: jd

jd — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 06:43:55 +0000

If fairy’s heights aer mezurd in degrees, den teh tallest fairies are flat on teh grownd.

By: gascat

gascat — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 05:50:35 +0000

… luvz dem liddli mousiezs
dem mousiezs whutz I lub to eat
bitez de liddle hedz off
nibblez on deh tini feet!

sheesh! I member dat frum million yers ago!

momcat

By: gascat

gascat — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 05:45:23 +0000

watchez owt fur da lawng hare gerbulz……. da fur iz da pleh….. stickz in da teeef….

momcat

By: siobhan

siobhan — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 05:41:45 +0000

i get it… uah fwend dussend lyk kittes so much as u do…

By: gascat

gascat — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 05:40:51 +0000

nope… I hadz deem when I wuz teenkitteh….. gerbil go CHOMP on fingi!
I hadz da specil BLAC gerbilz……

momcat

By: siobhan

siobhan — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 05:40:05 +0000

*humms* jk jus gotted meh an earworm… i can has utubelinq?

By: gascat

gascat — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 05:38:19 +0000

naow u beez mice!

momcat

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 05:33:26 +0000

Oh Hai, Hashim!! It b morning 4 u noaw? it b 10:30 at nite heer.

By: Karma72

Karma72 — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 05:31:43 +0000

Furgedit. I’z off 2 bai cheezburger.

By: Hashim

Hashim — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 05:28:06 +0000

or a mousie iz da simplest fast food

By: teasel2

teasel2 — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 04:50:56 +0000

Oh. Cheep. Ai get it nao. Ai haz da dumb tonite. Maib Ai do bedder after Ai eats.

By: teasel2

teasel2 — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 04:15:29 +0000

Gurbilz iz cheep! Ai saw da sighn at werk wun dai at Christmaus dat said jus call 4 free gurbilz. I said 2 mai frend *O goodee, presentz 4 da kittehs!*
Seh said eeeeew an didnawt want 2b mai frend anymoar.

By: j36uoq

j36uoq — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 04:07:45 +0000

try somma dis

*sssshhhhhh!!!*

jes kiddin!