complex vending machine
complex vending machine fud takez too long
dis vendin macheen nawt sew complex.
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Mai payshunt nature – let me show you it…
Congarats on ur furvest frum last comment, kimkiwi. Drinks fur u today?
Tahnks yew 3 Cattails. I can haz hot choklit wib whippee creme – is veddy cold hea twoday.
Ah, yesh, u be havin winter ther? Hot choklit cumin rite up!
We is veddy mutch habing wintur hea twoday. Iz 46 deg fairyhite outsyde – wich is teh daytyme hie.
*sips lubbly jubbly hot choklit*
Tahnks – ai haz niec wayrm feelink on teh insied now.
If fairy’s heights aer mezurd in degrees, den teh tallest fairies are flat on teh grownd.
Wun steemee hawt chokklit wif wippee kreem n koko paowdur dustin awn tawp kumminrite up
**porez hawt chokklit eein kerfull 2 nawt gitz bernded**
**KKWKWKWKWXXXXX** putz wippee kreem onnit
**siftsiftsift** dustz wif koko
Heer ya goez
**maykz wun 4 sef**
Cheez! N con-CAT-enayshunz awn nawt-sekkund!
Tanhnks Aahz.
Duz ai haev choklit mustarch now? Ai hoep so.
How are yew?
O yeh — steemee hawt chokklit mayd rite b fowmee onna tawp
I b grate — haow bowt U?
Ai iz okay. Mai best frend iz goen to Kanadia for cuppil of weeks so ai missingz her.
Teh hot choklit halps tho.
o hai, kimkiwi! dew yew come frum teh Land Down Under? here, i b sindy yoo sum 100 degree fairy-height wether frum OK—*wwoooosh, wwoooosssh, wooosh*
Ohai kitkay. Yis, ai livz in nooziland and is wintur now. Tahnk yew fore teh warm weffer.
*basks in teh sunshyne and heet*
Can sumwun bring me a limonayde? Kthx
Ah, Aahz maeks teh bery fine hot choklut drinkee. Iz rather hot heer, but taht steeming mug wif teh whippee creem and choklot dusted onnit sound gud ne way. Gotz nuff fur to share? I bring sum cheezcaek to share wif all ov u.
Ai can maek teh choklit pavolva for teh sherink wib teh cheezfrenz
Ohai, {{{{{Kim}}}}} Wen yu maikz da pabloeba wut du yu du wif awl da lefobur egyokez? Wen ai had a dawg oar a baby ai wud gib dem but hab bin a berry lawng tiem sins.
Ewe can has teh howlandays saws wiht teh egyokez! Iz berry EZ – jusstaeks 3 egyokez adn wun tabelspun ob lemmun joos adn a dash ob hawt saws – tputz inna blender adn startitup tehn SLOOOWLEE drizzul inna kwarter pown ob melted budder – iz teh NOM!
- KitKatsMom
Ai maeks teh omlits wib teh egyokez. But KitKatsMom’s idear iz gud.
Oooh, nommee nommee!! K, I maykz lawtsa steemee hawt chokklit wif wippee kreem n koko paowdur 4 evvywun 2 goez wif cheezcayk n chokklit pavlova
**droolin IRL naow**
Finkso Aahz libbed anuvvur lief az a bar10dur. gud jawb.;)
Noe, I wuz uh bar10dur 4 mai dadcat n DIS lyf (minnee, minnee munez agoe)
Anyone gotz change fur a gerbul?
onlee if u duz deh hamsterdanz!
I jess happinz 2 liek Rojur Millur 2, sew it maykz sintz…
Rojur Millur? Ooh ooh mii two!
Ewe no can rowlerskaet inna bufflo heard,
Ewe no can rowlerskaet inna bufflo heard,
Ewe no can rowlerskaet inna bufflo hear,
Butt ewe can has a happi if ewez a mined two!
- KitKatsMom
all yoo gotta doo
iz putchyer mind to-it
nuckel down buckel down
do-it-do-it-do-it!
Teemwurx! Wii haz it!
♫ trailers for sale or rent
room tew let 50 cents
no room no food no pets…………
wait, wut teh FFFF?
oops. ai new sumfin din’t luk rite
Trailers for sale or rent
Rooms to let, fifty cents
No phone, no pool, no pets
I ain’t got no cigarettes
Ah, but two hours of pushin’ broom
Buys an eight by twelve four-bit room
I’m a man of means by no means
King of the road
*humms* jk jus gotted meh an earworm… i can has utubelinq?
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug,
makes yoo wanna sing
Hai-dee hoe…
U can has noo eerwurm!
10q sew much…
nao i has 2 of’em… on 4 ebbery eer ^^
Yoo asked fur it, yoo got it! YooToob:
Roger Miller and Johnny Cash sing a few songs, inklooding King of the Road
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZFDDUiM36c&feature=related
Josh Turner and Randy Travis sing King of the Road:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loiH-e9Xm04&feature=related
And stumbled akross this wun; Elvis sings Johnny Cash:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CAudY_pAjw&feature=related
Enjoy!
ohai KKM, sry to hear teh job is pleh!! hope fings are teh beddar
naow u beez mice!
momcat
Wai duz gurbul nedez a munnee?
fur de jookbocks, fur de danz!
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Elebenty cheezburgerz 4 teh ger-bilol jokes, gma, jk2k, and 3Cattailzs!!!
I’ll trayd yu teh gerbil four three blind mice adn a carbing knife (limitid usage).
Butit onlee costs one coin
Wadda PLEH comment! Much prefur deh ones abuv
u iz 2 hard awn ursef
won monee? gerbulz iz cheep
Gurbilz iz nawt cheep! Baybee ducks iz cheep. Gerbilz goe wuuf.
Gurbilz iz cheep! Ai saw da sighn at werk wun dai at Christmaus dat said jus call 4 free gurbilz. I said 2 mai frend *O goodee, presentz 4 da kittehs!*
Seh said eeeeew an didnawt want 2b mai frend anymoar.
Oh. Cheep. Ai get it nao. Ai haz da dumb tonite. Maib Ai do bedder after Ai eats.
i get it… uah fwend dussend lyk kittes so much as u do…
hmmm, wii gotz teh liddel miceyz in teh freezer hear. Butt pore kittehz knot gits N-E; iz frozen deeners 4 teh pritty pet snakey.
Mai kittehs had pet gurbils…dey wach an inderack. Speshlee Bart. Gurbils lern tu ignare. But nau ai hab hamsser. She ignore Barty tu. Gurbies ur hammies r pets fur mai pets.
nope… I hadz deem when I wuz teenkitteh….. gerbil go CHOMP on fingi!
I hadz da specil BLAC gerbilz……
momcat
Did ya hab inchessing smehl on fingi, laike peenut budder? Moselee dey juz chomp wen curreus.
Iz awl in teh prezuntashun adn teh posture. Naw. Stand up strayt, dat’s guud. Put this towel ober yur left arm, adn a silber playt in the hand. Good. Good. Awlmowst there. Sum tawlk powda tu whiten yur fayc, cowm yur hair lyke Lurch. Purrfect. Naw, in a deep, slow voys, say: “But…. It…. Ownli…. Costs…. Wun…. Coin…..”
Ai furgetz, iz it 4 gerbuls eekwils 1 ginny pig?
Iz gud comment. Alwez hard 2 fink under pressur.
Tanks awl! Nau ai feehl beder. Speshally deh advice on prezentashun.
Yesh, JD has eggsillant advice. Win!
Ai iz glad jd is mai fwend.
Standz up straite, combzes haer, taeks on werld.
Iz da champiunshyp finulz. Teem Normal versus Teem Lolcat. Adn teh gaym iz ohn! Teem Lolcat, wib theyr combed hair adn purronalities tayk an early leed. Normals downt du so well, dey’re all ober teh playce, confuzzled by lolspeek and kitteh tactics, demonstrated so ably by kimkiwi. cweenmj adn Aahz carri teh gaym forward and get teh cheezburger in teh goal! Kafleen iz cobbering teh flank adn noms teh opponent’s cheezburger as it passes by. Can this gaym get any moar exciting? Currently, Teem Normal aer on zero points adn Teem Lolcat aer on elebenty seben, at teh half-time mark.Wayt, there iz a substitution. Teem Lolcat iz tayking Ebil Maus off teh field (adn sending him to Teem Normal’s drining water supply) adn aer bringing on jd.
Nad jd maeks a soopurb run at Team Normal, fendz off teh oposishun on all teh sydes. It lookies liek jd gonna go orl teh way, pholks. Jd spins, and shootz, and skores.
Team Normal callz for a tiem out and taeks big drinkzes of teh water. Oh noes, tehy haev all fallen onto teh pitch, holdink tehir tumtums and groaning a lot.
amandakat staggers inta room after dancing over on other site.she asks “any dip wit dose gerbils”?
Certinlee! Ai prefur teh garleek n sour creem dip wif gerbulz. But fur teh hammies ai go wif teh low fat yogurt.
Hau bout ham an cheester? Or cheez an hamster?
Ham stir fry?
Luv it!
Love ur LOLs too, BTW
Oh 10 Q berry mush.
ooh, berry-mush! soundz lyke a grate dip! ’speshuloly 10 Quartz of it!
Duz u b wanting deh bloo berry mush oar deh straw berry mush oar deh goose berry mush oar deh razz berry mush???
Hau bout mixed-berry-mush?
Wantz bloo cheez oar umyum dip wif da gurbulz? Nawt clam!
uhoh! wun fing wurked but nawt da uvvur. Ai goze bak nd getz mai Arly kitteh abatar. brb
blu cheez cumin up jus fur u, gmawairzgreneshuz. Duz u want i gerbul oar 2?
Wunz enuf fur naow. awlmoast din tiem heer nd ai stil dint go du mai bil paiz. Getz a leddur frum wardur cumpnee. “pay yur bil” oar we turn of yur wardur. oopz! tu bizy plaing heer. Se yu aawl tumoro.
Bai gma — reelee dint ebben gitz 2 sai “ohai” n naow itz tym 2 sai “obai”
CU L8R
watchez owt fur da lawng hare gerbulz……. da fur iz da pleh….. stickz in da teeef….
momcat
I lubz deh Grene Shooz!!
Ohai, wuz traing tu get nyew “l. —-m. M..–” pursun but dint letting me nd awlmost cundit get sined bak in nd den dey du da shu and nawt chanj it bak tu kitteh. Ai hab sum moar shuz awn mai paje. hole wardrobe ub shuz. Fink ai wil wate til Janet cumz bak tu du, if ai can eben du it. we wil be neding awl owr roiltees .
ai likes yew pix………. speshully wif yer nooo hubbe
Ratz a fratz ! Iz nawt wurking! maibe tumoro it mememburz?
Ai luv this set up fur teh gerbulz. Mi kidlet had this an teh gerbulz wud haf us rofl. An teh kittehs luved it 2. Ebery allow ants day he wud buy moar tubes fur teh gerbulz till they cud run all ober teh hous inna tubes.
green shoos on gerbils??sounds kinda indigestable???
No, grene shuz awn me wile ai etez da gurbulz nd bloocheez.
and berry noisy
ohhhhh
^.^
tigerclaww wil taek kaer ub dat
In Soviet Russia, vending machine eats u!
Luks like a gumblol masheen. ooh! Iz seen dis masheen in … strawbelly sumfing… wuz a clok wid poolbawls goyng all oberz it. Wuz 222 phun to wach. entra…endanc…cudnt tayk mai Iz offit.
Dis kitteh shud eatz at Burger Kitteh, Cat in teh Box, or CatDonald’s if he wantz his fud fast.
or a mousie iz da simplest fast food
Oh Hai, Hashim!! It b morning 4 u noaw? it b 10:30 at nite heer.
oh noes!!!1! Iz sumwer inna mizzle, iz 8:50am hear adn fur-got too slip! adn want nom nom nao…. jumps and graps a maus nom nom nom nom nom… nom nom nom nom
o hai cweenmj!!!
how r u nowadayz??
right naow, it be 2:00 pm fur me, meanin almost lunch tiem!
U kame bak, Hashim! I thot u wuz gone fer gud.
I b doing gud. wii took a bote adn wentinged owt on deh lake 2day.
It wuz berry nice wif a kool breez.
sry i waznt able 2 reply 2 u quickly… mah electricity went off
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i haz only gone 2 a boat once in mah lief an’ it waz bery fun indeed, u musta enjoyed it!
I hates it wen deh lektricity goes owt.
Did u has a storm dat nokked deh power owt?
nopez… well…uhmmm…da place where i livez, Pakistan iz short uf electricity akshullee so in 24 hourz a day, 6 hourz r wiff out electricity *sigh*
oh. mai cultural understandingz b limitid.
Duz english b ur sekkund langwidge??
Duzn’t dat make deh lolspeek eben harder 2 understanding?
well english iz our second language and urdu(a language) iz our native language, surprizingly, i understand english way better dan i understand Urdu, fur instance if i get a ‘A’ grade in english i’ll get a ‘B-’ in Urdu…
itz strange, no??
Berry strange, indeed. I tuk frensh in skool, but dat wuz mennee yeerz ago. I kant remember wut mai gradez were. I b deh ooooold ladee.
ok…. well ur free uf school, no more studiez!!!1!!1!
Truu. But I still like to lerning thingz. Dat b y i like ICHC — dere b sew mennee different peepz frum awl ober deh whirrld heer. wii awlwayz b teeching eech udder sumfingz.
yupz, datz true…. lolspeak itself iz a whole different language wiff sooo many new wordz!
2 tell u da truth i liek lolspeak betta dan english!
U speek it like a native!! it b sew much deh funz. u gitz to mix it up and making noo werdz awl deh tymez.
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I red wunst dat the reezun wii had 2 rite deh “standard English” and not spelling fonetiklee wu zbecuz dere b sew mennee difrent aksentz and dialects dat it wud bekum kunfuzzing adn peepz wud not understanding eech udderz. But wii r proof dat taht not b truu.
Wel, deer fren, it b 2 am heer, so i best b getting in2 deh bed.
gotta get mai buutee sleepz.
Schmooz 2 yooz. ♥
bye bye!
… luvz dem liddli mousiezs
dem mousiezs whutz I lub to eat
bitez de liddle hedz off
nibblez on deh tini feet!
sheesh! I member dat frum million yers ago!
momcat
Kliban ref, w00t, w00t!
Did Wendy (of Wendy’s) eber hab a kitteh?
Dat rings a bell.
… but ACME promise me to catch lots of mouses
u ben watching 2menee Road Runner cartoonz again.
1 can watch 2menee ub dems? y knowbuddy tolded meh erlyur?
Meh needz folkx hoo can draw stick kittehs doin kitteh thingz
Rube Goldberg cat demonstrates his new hamster machine.
shake it!
nevr shakes masheens. can falls and skwishes kittehs. i would have many sads.
;(
Attempting to obtain free product could result in injury or death.
Furr sum weerd reesun dat allwus made meh snurt. Must hab been teh bad
pikshur ub teh alarmed stickman dat did it.
i wuz jus gonn sai “where poot kwartrs indis mashine to getz fuud?
iz prolly layte, not lahtay, hehe?
Lahtay?? y yess I’l take wun. Fankz.
lllllaaaaahhhhtay!
kweemy
wif cherry?
oooooo. yummy.
try somma dis
*sssshhhhhh!!!*
jes kiddin!
*suspishuslee*
Wutt wur dat sown?
Furgedit. I’z off 2 bai cheezburger.
yoo bai cheezburgerz?! why dun prey two Ceelin Cat him gives yoo manee! foar freeeeeh!
I belive I’ve seen that thing on Animal Planet or Discovery. It’s some kind of “house” for your pet that you can wear and take your hamster out for a night in the city. Dunno where you can buy it though.