Witness against
Witness against Basement Cat will speak only on condition of anon- … ana-… nobody knoes who he is
u will haz 2 go in da witness protecshun program.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: wonphatcat
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Congratshumalashuns, gma. U haz scored twyce in a seben-fowld macrame!
Corngratz-hellashuns, gma wif teh grean shuz!!1!
Ur on tawp of teh macarame! Woohoo!
And i’z innit! Yay! Nawt sekond time!!1!
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Sry, let maiself go a liddlol bit….
*hides again in cornur undr bed*
Dat’s oteh, yu can cum owt. Hoap yu nawt hab tu menny frenz nd reltibz undur dere. kershnew!
*peekz arownd leg of bed*
No no no frenz or relatibz, i swearz! Ownlee 4 mices (otay, maybee i has a confesshun to maek… )
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*dans*
*sprinkles fairy catnip ober dustbunneh adn elebenty cheezburgers appear az if owt ob nowhere*
Doant hyde. Iz ok tu let ursef go a liddlol. Tahts wut ICHC iz 4! Conga rats ulalaishuns on ur nawt sekond macrame. Cum on owt adn dans.
Fankz Anni, datz gunna cum owt krukid. mite hab tu fikz it wif a pees ub ribun.
that you condition his anemones
STEND!!! I wantz u on mai frend list!! Y u no haz profile??
Stend bee trixy dat wai.
Tonight on Dateline…
An u disguyz himz voyse
Luks like it is BC!
Tssss… isn’t vereybuddee a witness of teh basementcat??
Mebbe Celing-Cat witnushies wud halp?
Ob mebbe is Jehuuvian-cat witnushies.. Meh nawt gud wiff relieshus gruwps.
yesh tear waz a conspearC
Sumfing wuz lawst in translashun.
We gawtz us a dubul brayd. cumawn tu tybootik fur refrchmins.
i’m in ur draypes, loohkin at-chew
geshundheit!
Iz eggsited! Thsi mai nawt sekkund trip tew teh tybootik! I can has bobblehed kitteh?
U can haz watebber ur hart dezyrez! Der iz awl kynds uv fabyoolus fings in teh tybooteek.
hear luk at dis a bobblyheaded tigger jest fer yoo
http://www.thebigcats.com/shop/images/t_16140.jpg
or tew kissin kittehs
http://www.adoptionblogs.com/media/users/fostadoptblogger/thumb_bobbleheadcats.jpg
Ohai 2w2b2s! Teh boblolhed tigger iz purrfekt! Fankuverymuchly!!
Stoopy weird-pwess. ^ sposed tew bee at teh tawp.
Oh, Hai ohahtahgoosiam!! U kin habbing wuteber u wantz!! Dere b sew mennee wundruz fingz at the ty boo teek!! Here b a kewt orinj bobblol hedded kitteh fer ya.
Yay! furr me is naat sekkond tiem too!! Dis bunneh has a happee!!
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I can has wundruz fing too??
Uv korse u kin. Wut u like ? Cheezland sno-globez? oar kitteh faised loleepopz? Oar mebbe sum jewlreez? Dere b kitteh neklissez, brayslitz, adn eeringz.
Kitty skarfz? Dere b awl kindz uv drinkz in deh lowng ober dere, adn Unikornz in deh bakk ruum. Wuteber u wanting, it b heer.
Ooooh dere’s jus too much to choos from!
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*stairs blanklee at awl teh wundruz fingz*
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I noes! I’d liek teh cheezland sno-globe, plzthx! To look at befoar i goes to sleep…
*sighs and shakes hiz hed* Wen yu can’t decide, tayk wun ob eberyfing! Teh bootiik haz plenty, it woz recently restocked.
ohai cweenie! Fanks fer teh orinj boblolhed kitteh! Berry purty. An’ bouncee!! Kin u hep meh findz a cupplah sparklie stretchy collarz fer Elton n’ Bernie? Tehy were teh gud kittehs while ai wuz inna horspital. 4 dayz by themselves an’ no messes oar accidentz. Berry gud fer babeh kittehs. Tehy deserves gnu collarz!!
Yu wuz ina horsptl? pleh. du nawt want. iz nawt a gud plais fur a sik pursun tu be.
Teh horpital wuz nawt fun. Butt tehn neether wuz teh kidney infeckshun. Iz gettin bedder butt iz berry tired. Nau taht iz hoam mebbeh ai kin git sum rests. No rests inna horspital!
“No rests inna horspital!” Aynt taht deh truuf!! Dey awlwayz waking u up 2 chek deh pulse. oar taking deh blud preshurz. oar gibbing u deh pillz. PLEH!!
Glad u b home agin.
♥ Adn deh kittehz deserbing eggstra gushifudz and snorglulz fer beeing deh gud kitty-babeez. ♥
Heerz a linnk 2 sum prittee collerz
http://www.fantasycollars.com/page2.htm
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deh home page uv deh store b heer
http://www.fantasycollars.com/
Wut’ll yu awl be habbing? Ai finkz a tawl icee cawfee wif rasperry flabur surup init. Dans arown da bombfyre? leik Haloween?
Ai will habz chokklit-marshmellow icee creme onna stik wit liddle chokklit sprinklez onnit. Anna homemaek Catluah n’ creme fer a chaser. Iz five o’clock hear onna High Planes!
Yu maikz da catluah? nom! Da rele stuf maikz me sneze. nd sun iz obur da yardarm so nobunny gunna sai sumfing abowt wut yu habbing.;)
Yes, ai maeks mai own. Iz berry berry gud. Izza big resippy, maeks almowst a gallun ob hooch. Taeks meh awl yeer tew drinkz it. *pours a liddle shot fer gma* Awl natchrool ingre…ingriiid…ingreed…stuffs innit. Mebbeh u wonts be sneezin.
Fankz, iz dulishus. iz saim az da icy cawffee but moar so. nd ai oanlee snezed wuns wen dustbun caim owt
Ohai, i can has teh icee cawfee too? Sounds delishoos… here’s ownlee half past midnait..
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Hay, wy’s noone dansdansing arown teh bombfire??
*puts left foot in and shakes it all about*
Iz dansdansdanz arown teh bombfire–u jus kant tell cuz Iz wearin a halloweeny costumb. Tinks der r uuders, 2–maib wearin inbisible clowks or sumtin.
maibe we getz tu bommed?
Wair iz da bed yu be undur? sum peepuls shur dont telling muxh awn dere profylz.
Nd just in kase, ai du hab profyl but stil hab nawt gawt the bloo link dun. Haz da prolum wif da surbur bin fikzed? Dint want tu mes wif dat mes.
Teh bed i be undr is sleeping in TTH - an eeben teenee tinier cow’n'tree near TTI
… maybee taht eggsplanes my excent in lolspeek…?
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May i assk u were ur bed is sleeping?
Ahaa ai awlreddee findz out!
Bery nicee to has u as a frend nao
*Poorz gma a nise icee kawfee. Addz a sploootch uv razzberree sirup.*
*Poorz wun fer maisef, tew.*
Heer ya go!
*klinkee glasses*
Cheez!!
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Think I’ll pass on dansin rownd deh bombfyre. Spent deh day owt fishing. Such hard werk, ya noe. i’ll just sit heer adn feed deh fyre.
Oh, fankz mj, dint noze ai wuz getting surbed. *slurppp!* Haow iz leggee? feling beddur, ai haop>
Leg b awl bedder now. I haz deh Airdesk — it b awsum! Wish I’d had it a long tyme ago.
umaizing hwoa we getz alawn wifowt sumfing we dont noze abowt. muxh beddur dan a heddesk tu ai bet.
o jess. much bedder dan heddesk. :snerk:
Kongratchewlayshunz on your nawt sekkond! Iz happy 2 join 2 ina icee cawffee, but w/o the flabur init. Ai knead teh icee cawffee soz Ai kan kewl down frum oyl-ing the fyerzmenz. MaiB Ai shuld cher wiff dem…
Kthxbai
Haow menny babeez it tuk tu maik enuf oyl fur da shinee fyrmenz?
Ai fink teasel2 uzed kokonut oyl, nawt bebbeh oyl.
Weel, GS cookies are made from reel girl scouts, so Ai geuss it is possible that the same holds true for da babee oyl….wich iz why mm is close–but Ai used mink oyl.
*neber haz gawt a strayt answer from teh local whole foods az tu what iz in squirrelly bread*
oooh!!! i hope teh Maus twins no heer u tawk abowt “bombfyre”
2 quote CweenMJ - oh teh hewjmannatee!!!!
U shoor dat iznt BC behine teh kertin playin a triksie on us?