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Ninja cat — gives to teh Veneeshun Blind (but nawt teh Veneeshun Def).
Congratshoelaces on your nawt-sekkund, nightshayde. I offer yew drinkses and danses. Wot wud yew liek?
Fur danse, aifinkso “Turning Japanese.” Fur drinkses… Midori Sour?
Ooooh – and fankz fur teh conga-rat-shoe-layshuningz!!!
*gwabs a glass*
*powrs Midori Sour foar nightshayde*
*danses awn teh top of teh bar singing “Turning Japanese” wearin a bootyful kittymono an umbrelluh*
*slurp* Mmmmm…. datz bery taystee, officecat! An yer dansin is divine!
*claps flooffee pawz fur officecat*
*bowz*
or-ee-cat-o.
Tahnks for doing dat officecat. Ai had to go to stoopie meeting at twerk. Ai haet meetingz.
So does teh kitteh in this pic, not to mention Cottleston Pie. Here’s whut we did about it:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/04/11/funny-pictures-sloe-death-by-a-boring-meeting/#comment-292242
Ohai LCB. I haz a happie now and iz laffink.
Teh Nooziland Fyre Servus wants me to aks yew way teh fyremenz i sent yew haznt cum hoem yet.
But ai shure yew donut noes nuffink bout it
Um, er, well…
Would u like me to show u a PowerPoint presentation?
Pikturs of fyremenz… plz plz plz
O darn. Teh projectifier borked.
Lemme do some shadow hand puppets…
Kin U dew uh shadoe uvva fyrmin? Uh lolcat? Uh cheezburger? Uh hat? Uh broach? Uh terrodaktul?
…
Kumz 2 fink uvvit, Ur prolly da bestist at shadoe hand puppitz kuz ur hoaldin ur handz up 2 da lyt. Ur AWLWAIZ hoaldin stufz inna lyt (2 C em beddur)…
Oooh, ai luvz teh shadoe puppitz. Kin yew do teh polisman? Teh pair-a-medix? Teh soljers?
Iz a yewkneeform tihng.
Oh,mai, ai tuk a rong turn at dat meting nd it wuz april agen. nd ai hab nawt sene C.pie sins
Corn graters nightshayde, wot wud u liek fur sillybrashuns?
congrwats nightshayde on ur nawt sekkund! what doez you want for dreenks? how bowt danses? *puts her dansin shooz awn*
Con-CAT-enayshunz awn ur nawt-sekkund nightshayde!!
Yez! Con-cat-ulol-ashuns awn ur nawt-sekind! U wantin sum orinj jooc?
Um…. no, fanks. Bery kind uv yew to offur tho!
I haz tew be in a sirtin mood fur orinj joos — nawt in dat mood rite nao. Aiz eetin a yummee salad – doan fink it wud go wif OJ.
wairs mai frowing starz?
He’s excaept
stealth kitteh is stealthy
Ohai TK! GMTA!!
Having accomplishd his purrpose stealth kitteh makes a daring excape thru ebil blinds!
Steawf kitteh…
Backlighting- Ninja kittehs only enemy.
Connightshaydulashunz, Yu ar a fast tiypur nd iz a gud wun. wut tu sillibrate?
OOOOOhhh! gawtz grene shuz? Gawtz a pichure? I gawtz sum pichurez. I didnt maik linkee yet but can bisit me @ http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-gramawgs/
silly musheen/wp/wutebur! it et mai wurdz. Yu gawt pikshurz ub grne shuz? can se main (no linkee yet) http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-gramawgs/
Ratza fratz! 2 tiemz it etez mai wurdz. Ai aks if yu hab pikshurz ub yur grne shuz nd trai tu tel yu wair yu can se mine. Hab nawt bin abul tu maik linkee yet. but yu can se mai profile if yu goze tu yur oan oar uvvur frenz.
Lukz liek it dint liek nd froo up mai wurdz. Maibe eted sum gras?
Ohai gma, Ai fink dat WP taeks its tiem iffn u put a linkie in teh messij – dey haz 2 chekk dat it izn’t sumfing bad.
LOL — ai doan fink ai haz pikshurs uv mai green shooz… but ai haz a kuppul pairz. Mai Crocs obsession – let me sho u it!
Gawt kamra?
Kitteh be killin yer blindz
Kitteh iz practissin tew be on “Ninja Warrior.”
Levelor kitteh stays krooked!
elebenty-ten kisses for daisy hoo lookd sooooo kyoot in her thinking cap yesturdee!
Tanks! Teh antenna on top helps me think more betterer.
Ninja kitteh leevs only a floating shadow, unlike teh Cheshire Cat hoo leevs behind his floating grin.
dat’s a gud wun, cratz! if onlee we had sum cheezburgers to voet wif! sigh***
Ai haz nuffing witty to contriboot to dis lol
Oh, otay. Hai.
Iz otae. lawtz ub peeplolz dont but dey duz it ennywai.:lol:nd iz gud tu se yu ar heer.
Yase. look at MAH comments. It nebbur stopped meh. Heh.
DAWN KEY!!!
O hai.
Dat’s haow Ai feel bowt it 2, soe Ai’m off 2 bed. G’nite awl!
Kitteh haz teh stehlths adn teh roxxors, bawt he doznt haz teh inveesibyules. Pur ninja kitteh. Mehbeh he youz his ninja skillz 2 escayp.
Wickid Basement Cat uv teh West getz in sum urly test-flite tiem.
…fur HalLOLween, ub coarse.
heer goez my abatar testes (tee-hee)
testes???!!!
::::::::::::crosses legs::::::::::
*Pssst* Ur nametag’s upside down.
Hoo’s naymetag?
iz knot… i standz on mah hed
;~P
OIC. Sry.
Ahem. Ur urself is upside down.
aym still cornfuzzled ’bout mai abatar fingee… betz i has to load abatar on wurdpress, 2?
Yes, yes u does.
Heh. Like ur “buddy”.
cornfuzzled? I luvs that word!
Verii kloak an daggerish
…muhj mysterioso wuz here
luks moar like teh Ninja Loch Ness Monster to mee
I thawt Dino Teh Dinosaur maiself….
Ninja Kitteh moovz
awn sylentz paws 2 duz wut
himz duz andz moov awn
Ninja Kitteh hydez
in shaddoz. Oanlee slippeeng
owtz wen no wun seez
Payshunss iz Ninja
Kitteh’z stawk andz trayd. Himz taykz
tyme, butz gets it dun!
Jack.
*applause! applause!* Berry gud pome! Gonna kopee & paist 2 email 4 frend. Fangkew!
aw itz mai kitteh~ hiz name’s toby~
Is he okay?
ahah yess…he likes to climb teh blinds
Ninja Cat wuz heer foar awhil; butt tehn hims gotted sukked iyntu teh Vehneeshun Blyndes Vortex (kynda liek teh Buhrmuhdah Tryangel);
Afture hims whirlez aroun foar awhil, hims geyts tosseded bak thru teh winnow;
(Ninja Cat duz tihs wunce a weak jes foar funses, oar wenebber hims gets rlly board)!!
super secret skills
super secret skills
omg my cat is soooooooooooooooooooo cute Ha HaHa!!!!!!!!!!!!!