Comments on: MOM!

By: LavaKitteh

LavaKitteh — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 12:59:02 +0000

Zomg thiz iz cute! I want ur kat plz! Can I haz both??

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 18:37:29 +0000

Haukai! Ai du happetayl danz by selb.

Happytayl tu leff….stomp..stomp….slide
Happytayl tu rite…..stomp…stomp…stomp…slide
Frunt tu, wiggul tayl, bak tu, wiggle tayl.
Frunt wigglul tayl n turn around.

Repeat

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 15:02:37 +0000

Ai hope so! Nau ai haz big sad about yer kitteh. Hoep it waz planned fur him fur hiz spirit’s development, fur sume reazun diz hadda happen. Stihl, berry sad. Diz is one reeson ai haet tu taek mai guyz tu vets, even in carrier, even though tey nau microchipped. It wud be so traumatic fur ahl tree uf us eff dey got lozt, even eff ai got dem bak rite away.

Ah sweet an prettee kitteh like yerz – quite prollee he juz appeer at sumeone’s door an dey sed, “Oh, hello der….come on in!”

By: Hashim

Hashim — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 14:44:46 +0000

ya i hopez so too! infact, twice i saw a kitteh dat looked da same az himz, da same colour size eberyfin! i used 2 say dat he left us and joined hollywood!

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 14:41:56 +0000

Hau bout peeps? Ai hed sepurrashun anxiety tu wen mai kittehs in hoppital

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 14:40:02 +0000

Dat’s berry sad! How awful!!!!

Hoep he found hiz way tu someone else and libbed happilee ever after.

By: Hashim

Hashim — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 03:59:07 +0000

all dis conversation bout da kittehz maekz meh remember one uf mah bery gud kitteh…. he waz ginger in colour and waz bery attached 2 meh…. once we took himz 2 da vet fur da early booster vacanation and liek wen we outside da vets clinic (it waz bout 20 feet away) sum bery bad mannered rough guyz showed up an’ acted az if dey had neva seen a kitteh dey gathered round and strted 2 laugh at us fur bringing a kitteh …. mah kitteh got scared an’ scratched meh and ran away… i still remember dat day…we used 2 go 2 dat place day and night 2 search fur himzx but we couldnt find him ;( *sigh*…

By: nismo

nismo — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 03:37:05 +0000

If I had a daughter in the future, I’d learn all the hip young lingo and be one of those self-proclaimed “cool” dads that do nothing but be embarrassing.

By: VIRZAN TILLWEED

VIRZAN TILLWEED — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 02:34:12 +0000

After a shower, Mah little boy kitteh would hop in and slurp up all the
water, sure helped out with the utility bill.

By: eubie

eubie — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 02:11:09 +0000

Awl deh peepz b kind adn genrus IRL, too.

By: Aahz

Aahz — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 01:47:52 +0000

“OW!! O naow I’z dunnit — I’z kut da Dikinz owtta mai feengur!”
“Sayv da Livur!”

By: tookatze

tookatze — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 00:38:38 +0000

Unleeshing teh wyld thin
Vyolatin teh tummy tooba
Wettin teh wee wun
Xaminin teh goods
Yoosin teh other brayn
Zoomin in on paradise…

sry. lookd so un.. not dun there.

By: Eric

Eric — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 00:05:36 +0000

A mawm is a mawm is a mawn, beez it kitteh, hooman, doggeh, wutevr…

But it’s still embearussin anywaiz…

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 21:58:07 +0000

MOM!!! Dis is gonna wind up on teh intarwebz!!!!

By: nightshayde

nightshayde — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 21:56:46 +0000

Becuz dey can? An becuz dey noez it maeks teh hyoomins twitch.

By: officecat

officecat — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 21:29:17 +0000

Wen I wurkd in teh animal hawspital I saw dat pretty freqwently. Cats seemz to hab teh wurst sepurration anxiety. Goggies, nawt so much, dey mite be sad for a bitz until dey see gushie food, den dey forget all abowt deir hoomanz.

By: upfi

upfi — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 20:54:26 +0000

Qualifyin 4 teh NB
Reshurrecktin teh willie (sry)
Salivatin teh praivit parts
Tintillatin teh harbls
U…

By: Katzi

Katzi — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 20:52:02 +0000

MOM!Kwit it!Whut if my frends see?? Dey gonna laff at me!

By: cloudy

cloudy — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 20:30:55 +0000

Abysinninniniannnnssssz! So kyootz and wit nommable earz.

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 19:48:11 +0000

Ben uzzedta keep me cumpnee wen ai waz on deh poht….but den he figgeroud out wad ai waz duin, affer much sniffin, an dat didnt gibe wid his sense ub decorum, so nau ai awl lonelee. Mihz his cumpnee!

By: lizzie

lizzie — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 19:44:06 +0000

mah kitteh lubs to be in da showr wit meh. she lubs watr in jenurl. wen ah spillz watr on teh floorz, she mopz up wit her hed.

By: D.R.

D.R. — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 19:42:37 +0000

Kissee kissee… nao u reddy fer skool piksher, young man!

By: AfriCat

AfriCat — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 19:38:23 +0000

Ohai kracker43, wellcom 2 cheezland. heres elebenty cheezburgers 2 sillibrate ur arribal!!!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 19:32:39 +0000

In Soviet Russia, dead people see YOU!

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 19:32:07 +0000

yup!
When I is home, dere is alwais one or t’otter kitteh wherebber I am.
Even when I goes to teh baffroom.
Hm. I has an alarming lack uv privacy, now dat I think abowt it!

By: Charlene

Charlene — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 19:31:14 +0000

MOOOOMMM! Julia Child’s watchin an everyting!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 19:27:56 +0000

Oh Hai kracker43!! Welkum 2 Cheezland!! Dis b a most wundermus plais 2 playing. Deh onlyest rule is 2 playing nice. Dere b a wiki @ teh top uv deh pae 2 hepping u wif deh langwidge.
U ken eeting awl deh fudz kuz dey b habbing no kalreez. Dere b no alkeehol in deh drinkz. Ebbreewun is deh bestest singerz adn danserz.
Awl deh peepz b kind adn genrus, too.
Heer, hab a CHRG 2 protekting u frum deh splortz.
Adn a chokklit martoonee.
Cheez!!!!

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 19:27:45 +0000

Lez hab happetayl danz fur nookumer! Kai?

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 19:26:35 +0000

Hai!!!! Welkum!!!!

By: AfriCat

AfriCat — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 19:26:06 +0000

{{{rhsb}}} don be embarrarasd, we still lub u!!!!

By: kitsunerina

kitsunerina — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 19:16:27 +0000

an nawt just bekuz theyre konvinst taht theres a portal to katmandu in teh baffroom.

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 19:13:03 +0000

Seems ta me dat kittehs sumetiems hab a undeserved repatashun fur being unaffecshunate. Dey waite fur purrson tu maek furst obertures. Wen dey know u du caer aboudem, dey can be deh moze affecshunate ammals in deh whirld. Goggies, affeckshun iz moer automatic – dey mohr emoshullee needy and dependant. Kittehs ken du by dem selbes, emoshullee, ef dey hab tu, bud dey much happeer ef dey hab sumeone tu reelee, rellee lub dem and will spehnd taime wid dem. Den, depenning on kitteh, u be seen off at door in mornin and welkumed home at nite. Dey fallow u aroun deh hause frum roum tu roum cuz dey wanna be wif u ahl deh tiem.

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 18:49:29 +0000

Bennee an ai alweez haab a joyous reunion wen ai be awai fur sum dayz. Barty-mew iz awlso glad tu see me.

Recentlee, Bennee spend a few daiz atta vets tu hab his teef taken care ub. Wen ai ged him hoem, he rub against his tunnel, den luks at me laike, “are we stihl de saem?” I pik him up, an he releebed, we stihl deh saem, den we cuddle an cuddle, an den ai get on bed wid him an we cuddle fur 2 hours straite, wid juz a breef baffroom brake.

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 18:48:41 +0000

Polishin teh familee jools
Q….

By: kracker43

kracker43 — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 18:38:42 +0000

o hai im nu here hewwo

By: rhsb

rhsb — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 18:37:38 +0000

Mai Josie did taht 2 mi. If ai left hur 4 enny tiem, hur wud powt and get inna bad mood. Wehn ai cameded hoem, hur wuz all lyk, “Oh mahm u caem bak! Ai missed u sew mush!”

By: Opheliacat

Opheliacat — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 18:30:37 +0000

Momcats adn momhoomins allwais fynd wais 2 imbaras teh kiddoes. Iz teh law uv lyf.
Ai, haoevar, haz founded owt hao 2 imbaras mai mom. We kan imbaras eech udder.

By: kitsunerina

kitsunerina — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 18:27:21 +0000

whai ells whud she own a room in the NB?

By: MelONyx

MelONyx — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 18:25:37 +0000

Duzzit gets mii outta da spitbaff?

By: Aahz

Aahz — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 18:25:27 +0000

Ohai! Um, noe I wuznt dewin ennyfing inkrimminaytin…
P…

By: MelONyx

MelONyx — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 18:22:03 +0000

Rebenj fur wut dey gotted awn us as de bebbehs.
“Helfy germs.”

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 18:13:07 +0000

Nawty Barn nawt far away
O…

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 18:09:34 +0000

U liekz yur durty mine?

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 18:06:24 +0000

NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM
SNORGLE-SNORGLE-SNORGLE-SNORGLE-SNORGLE

ohai, jamama-teh-ossum-kitty

NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM
SNORGLE-SNORGLE-SNORGLE-SNORGLE-SNORGLE

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 18:06:09 +0000

Kleening the kaboose
Laminating teh nameplate
Monkee-ing wif hiz biznes

By: critter9

critter9 — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 18:04:14 +0000

I luv it!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 17:58:57 +0000

My road-hugging traction, let me show u it.

By: Aahz

Aahz — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 17:52:08 +0000

O, n da steel belt iz berree slimmin, 2…
Fashun n funkshun awl n wun…

By: Qasim

Qasim — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 17:46:38 +0000

reminds meh of mah other two kittehs other than simba mah orange tabby

By: Aahz

Aahz — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 17:46:06 +0000

***rassen frassen stoopee WerdPoopz!!1!*** Y kaynt it putz kawmintz ware dey blongz? Dis wuz spowsta goe unner leeza-b’z kawmint…