MOM!
MOM! pepul will see!
wut? i wuz tryin 2 git dat smudge off.
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ewww! DO NOT LIEK!
Publick Displaez of Afflekshun… do nawt want!
but momcat loves you!
Momcats adn momhoomins allwais fynd wais 2 imbaras teh kiddoes. Iz teh law uv lyf.
Ai, haoevar, haz founded owt hao 2 imbaras mai mom. We kan imbaras eech udder.
If I had a daughter in the future, I’d learn all the hip young lingo and be one of those self-proclaimed “cool” dads that do nothing but be embarrassing.
Y duz she do dat in public!
moms iz liek dat!
wair is yer hankie?
tung works bedder den hankie
Yeh, tung iz bettur dan almows ennyting!
Mai kitteh usta lik teh baf-tub aftur ai gotted outta showur. Ai figgured teh tung wuz better dan teh skrubbin bubblols! Sew, ai tolded hur, “Kleen teh tub, sew mommeh doan hafta.”
My kitteh uzed to try to lick my feets dry after shower. Too tickly.
Ooh, booklion! Au kudn’t stand taht! Mai feetsies wai 2 tiklish.
When I wuz in shower, he walked around edge ov tub, and batted at me fru teh shower curtain. He lubbed shoower games.
When ebber ai wuz inna baf, Josie wud leen ober teh edj ov teh tub an dip hur pawz inna watur. Dunno whai, but hur alsew do dat 2 teh watur dish.
Mebbe hur wuz warshin hur hanz nawt seckund?
mah yogeh kitteh does dis 2
he also will put his paw in glass or vase or
any thing which has water in it and den
proceed to tip it over
my kitteh does that tew! its soo kyoot!
mah kitteh lubs to be in da showr wit meh. she lubs watr in jenurl. wen ah spillz watr on teh floorz, she mopz up wit her hed.
After a shower, Mah little boy kitteh would hop in and slurp up all the
water, sure helped out with the utility bill.
Wun dai, nawt long ago, ai eeted fudz wif mai parints an dere frenz. Wen wii left the fud-plays, ai saw sum sawse on mai mahm’s fayse. Ai tolded hur 2 hold still, grabbed a tisshew outta mai purse, an deklared, “Ai been waitin 40 yeers 2 do tihs!” an gibbed hur a spit-baf!
Eberywun
i mayk kittehson lik hiselfs own finger then guide hiz wet finger to hiz face which seems mush more sanditary 94 me anneway)
LOL! Ai does dis 2 mai mom 2! Rebenj! Seh kant c well enuf to do
it 2 mii anymoar, thx CC.
Seh is 93!
I luv it!
Ai ushually dunt haz tisshue- Ai liks mai finger an rubs spot off mai kidlets fayse- why dey not be ‘preshiatin dis??
Rebenj fur wut dey gotted awn us as de bebbehs.
“Helfy germs.”
NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM
SNORGLE-SNORGLE-SNORGLE-SNORGLE-SNORGLE
ohai, jamama-teh-ossum-kitty
NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM
SNORGLE-SNORGLE-SNORGLE-SNORGLE-SNORGLE
Mai child has a flavur…
is it sweet or salty?
ask teh pumers
Maus, haz yu seen teh Mouse Organ?
http://www.atomicshrimp.com/st/content/mouse_organ
datz sum kyute- i ’spekt itz sposed to has sound?
i has otter sounds werkin on the compyuter, but not teh mauses.
nebbermind. i see i has to left clik on teh mauses, not jest roll teh cursor ober it.
Oh, too bad, eech maus playz a different note, wif a little reverb. Yu can plays tunes in a minor key.
Maus organ so funny! Kitteh heah likz lotz.
Dat is rilly kyuut!
akshullee, you can has tunes in a coupla major keys, a coupl o’ minor keys in a varius foarms, a few a la modes and you can haz an eezy pentatonic on jest teh blak mauses) az lawng az yr toon no can haz wyde ranje (or you duzn’t mind jumpin oktifs)
who knew mauses had such vibra toes…
Maus Organ? Dat sowndz dirtee.
furchnatly, after teh spit baff, nun ov us haz teh dirty mindz, so we duzznt notiss.
hay, keep that spit awai frum me!
U liekz yur durty mine?
whai ells whud she own a room in the NB?
{{{rhsb}}} don be embarrarasd, we still lub u!!!!
mommeh uz is embarrassing meh
I ar big kitteh nowz
I no longer in deh kittehgarten
mah frenz will laff at me
If ur frenz jump offa bridj, wud u do it 2?
Mebbe, cuz we lands on owr feets.
Duzzit gets mii outta da spitbaff?
and deh bulliez will be pullin mah tayl
and making me cryz
an call me mama’s boi
Ah, ai ‘member teh dayz ov teh spit-bafs….
dis piktur maks me go awwwwww!
Grate pic of byootifool kittehs - moms alwaz bez moms.
Kitteh will has to spend teh rest of teh day pikking off KOOTIES!
EWWW! kooties!
Wudnt it be “Kyooties” in dis caes?
Ohai Daisy. Ur kitteh Daisy iz purty.
Gee, tanks! ::blushes::
lolz
Baff…ur doin it in public!
hao suen tehy furget taht tehy uoosta knead uz *sigh*
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/02/11/funny-pictures-mom-moooooommm