Comments on: David Cop-a-Feel

By: Marissa

Marissa — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 19:55:56 +0000

That’s a clever caption.

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 00:51:58 +0000

pr = or…PLEH!

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 00:48:11 +0000

…pr spaec bra, gibben teh wai tihs lol is going!

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 00:43:59 +0000

dam! fergotted teh spaec bar!

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 00:42:14 +0000

Boobies izn’t preverted.Dat’z awl ai’ll sai on dat!

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 00:40:56 +0000

No, ai gesses ai lib aboot 2000 ,ilols frum teh OK state corral.

By: elfinugget

elfinugget — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 21:01:53 +0000

ohai Owl!! Yu livz neer teh Oklahoma? U can vizzits teh KB!!

Or, if u livz neer teh Tennussee, u can vizzits him soon, when I get der…

By: elfinugget

elfinugget — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 20:56:29 +0000

Dat ar varee ketchee sawng!

Hogarf an’ me, we pikshur a um… a bosom awl goin’ round and round on teh 45rpm rekkord….

LOL

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 13:03:40 +0000

Nawt awl maylz leiks teh anorexic stik insekt womenz U noze. An Ah’m wun ob teh otterz.

By: Karma72

Karma72 — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 05:29:14 +0000

I’z happee dat KB be doin’ well. An wot a purrverted li’l kyootee he is, 2!

By: MarthaV

MarthaV — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 00:06:28 +0000

Oar giggol. Teh nerse told funnee, maid mee giggol. Owch!

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 23:54:38 +0000

Ai muss borrow KB foar snorgle, hedbutts, snorgles, an shmoooooo!!!!

SPLORT!!!

By: MarthaV

MarthaV — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 23:45:44 +0000

Mai simpathee elfinugget. Ai hab dun dis befoar. Fixin up a howse awl beautimus, jus so u can sell it. Ai hab also dun the bit ub stayen behin to do awl teh fixen, wile husbin goez to nue job.

Ai keep tellin himz dat move iz a foar lettre wurd.

By: elfinugget

elfinugget — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 23:20:09 +0000

*snorkd some icetee owt mai noze*

By: gremlin

gremlin — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 17:33:25 +0000

Elfi, yor KB is ment fur grayt things, I noes it. I kan tell by whut yoo sed abowt heem.

As teh saying goes, whoever saves one life saves the world entire.

Teh whurld needs moar happeh-tayls lyke this wun. An I noes ther is moar uv it to tell, just not ritten yet. Mebbe yoo shuld tayk pikshors an write a buk? Justathot.

*rayses a paw and saloots elfi an teh cheez-peeps*

By: tidmum

tidmum — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 16:39:02 +0000

It are soooooooo cyuuuuute….I can neerly has a splort……..

By: cheshirekittehkat

cheshirekittehkat — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 16:37:43 +0000

KB bees a beautimus boi; hims knoes him haz hims foarebber hoem!!!
Kittehs awlsoe knoes verree wel wen yuu haz teh luuve foar tehm!!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 16:34:39 +0000

I thot teh whirled’s largest nocturnal primate was my next-door naybor!

By: elfinugget

elfinugget — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 16:33:24 +0000

AHA!!! The mystery has been solved!! That thing is a baby Aye-Aye, a kind of lemur!

It is not a marsupial at all, but is in fact the world’s largest nocturnal primate.

By: Cygnia

Cygnia — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 16:22:32 +0000

Awww…such a lil purrvert.

By: tidmum

tidmum — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 15:44:37 +0000

{{{{Elfi an Teh Wonnerful KB}}}}}}}
Yoo is Full ob WIN an OSSIM!!!!!!!!!
*sniffle…sniffle* I can has teh Happy teerz nowin taht moar preshuss kittehs be saved an will hab forever homes.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

By: elfinugget

elfinugget — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 15:44:26 +0000

Awww!! Fankoo Paws4thot!

I fink dat ar my best angl… I is a large soffffft skwishy kinna gurl, but KB luffz meh anywaez. Juz moar to droolz on.

By: elfinugget

elfinugget — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 15:38:11 +0000

Dis kiti, him ar a reel gud kiti. I so glad dat fingz awl werkd owt the way they did. I really do want to get KB to be a therapy animal, maybe I can take him to nursing homes or something… he’s a good boy and very loving….

KB’s bill is totally paid, and thanks to teh CheezFrenz, KB had some munnies leftover in his paypal account….

so when I got adopted by a stray queen kitty who was VERY pregnant… I took her in and helped deliver her kittens (there are some pix on my ICHC profile)… I then arranged to take her to a kitty rescue/sanctuary who would get the kitnz and mama adopted out once the kitnz are old enough to leave mama….. KB paid her donation from hims account!! My roommate and I each put in some money for the kittens, too, so we’re donating $225 instead of the $100 that was requested for the cat and kittens. this makes sure all the kittens are spayed/neutered, the mama is spayed (and her bad tooth is pulled)…. and I delivered a case of gooshyfood and some kittytoys, too.

Anyway, yeah…. Cheezfrenz helped save evin MOAR kittehz!! YAY!!

–Elfi

By: kafleen

kafleen — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 15:36:38 +0000

Hey, u! Mah eers r deelishus, fank u berreh much.

By: eubie

eubie — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 15:36:22 +0000

Lukii mii!! Getz 2 haz teh mammalgramz twys a yeer naow, nex munf, in fax. Mai playse can haz teh nu masheens taht hurts mush less. Nebber fun, but corm sidder teh alter natives. Ai can haz teh ultramasownz, tu, but dey tikklz. Mai boobages, let me show tehm tu ebberybuddy.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 15:35:35 +0000

Nope. Mah muddur screwed up teh recorded call, too.

Dere wuz a messaj on owr machine: it say only “DO NOT PICK UP
TEH PHONE. GET A PEN AND”

And dat is all, cuz gess hoo pix up teh phone insted ub screening
calls like we ALLWUZ DOO!!! So she couldnt hear teh
message and lost teh rest.

Ennehwai, dad call teh speshul numba teh recrootur gabe us and
gotted teh address.

I did a copy of a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon for Sean and colored
it in and sending it wiff mah lettur too him tooday.

Dey say Hurricane Dolly is blowin in dere.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 15:28:34 +0000

Iz nawt jst UR boobz; UR fayce nad sholdur R byutiful 2.

By: tidmum

tidmum — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 15:19:54 +0000

Hazel wuz about 8 powns free yeers ago-yesstidy she wuz neerly about 12 an haff
She awn teh lite diet an I know sum wate is gorn,but I keep her awn it always Ifinkso.
Lady V-E-T sed she wuz cowch potayto,but nawt too bad acuz she big frame kitteh.

By: elfinugget

elfinugget — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 15:17:34 +0000

*I blushiz a lawt* U iz varee komplimenturry.

By: elfinugget

elfinugget — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 15:16:11 +0000

o jeez no I nawt offendid by sumwun saein’ mai boobeez is byutiful. Dat ar gud komplimunt.

By: elfinugget

elfinugget — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 15:15:30 +0000

Ohai Owl… has you tryd teh Wellness fuud? It iz gud foar kitiz bein’ teh propurr waitz. I feedz mai kittehz dis, dey nont ovreet or nuffin… KB wuz teh skinnee when I fownd him – weighd 8 pounds WIF hiz tayl (which got cuttid off)….. den him kom hoam, gayned 2 powndz in a momf…. vet zed ZOMGZ taek fuud awae frum kiti, him obbureet, him nevar knoez to stop eetin….him git all bigfatpudgytank kitty, bees teh diabeetus.

I sed, well, if him git to 11 powndz, den we do dat.

KB nevar been ovr 10.25 pownds. NEVR. haz as mush as him wants, whenever him wants… ov wellness cannd fuud…. is happicat, varee helthy.

if u nont knowz whar teh Wellness iz, u goze to der websyt an’ lukz up teh store whar dey sellz it. Is a liddl moar axpensiv den othr kitifuud but iz o-so-gud an’ it redoosis kitteh sheddingz and stuff too. maek happi kitti and ownrs.

U can also ask Cbessada, she givd her kiti teh wellness fuud (when KB tole her hao happi him wuz an hao him guushifuud wuz so teh yum…) an’ her kiti bees happi nao too!!

By: gremlin

gremlin — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 14:42:59 +0000

*sniffle* Beautimus klip!

I wuz wun hoo kryde abowt Elsa teh Lioness in teh Serengeti.

Elfi, congrats on makin teh frunt page uf ICHC wit yor luvlee kitteh! Is a wunnerful storeh hao teh cheez-peeps halped fund himz rekubery. Peepuls has such gud in them. Teh luv yoo givs sumtiems (not alwayz, mebbe) coems bak to yoo in kind, tymes elebenty!

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 12:53:49 +0000

congrats on makin the front page, Elfi!!
I can tell that kitteh LUVS u!
*gets a little mistee eyed*

By: elfinugget

elfinugget — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 12:37:04 +0000

akshulee mai roommaet tookd teh piktor

By: tidmum

tidmum — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 11:22:34 +0000

{{{{{{{paws4thot}}}}}}}}
Yayyyyyy!! Welkum bak
We has missed yoo an we is awl Happitayl yoo has returned to us
The CCC is stashed wiv teh 9 varieties ob fallin down wadder an I wud lyke to offer yoo a drink ob your choice ….
*hands p4t a krystal glass with a good drop of malt whiskey inside*
*Cheez*

By: zippercat

zippercat — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 10:49:24 +0000

da kitteh haz lotz uv happeez! kitteh noes whar too be too getz happeez.

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 10:10:32 +0000

prolly no need to ‘pologize, maybee trip to Nawty Barn, doan wurry as dere be menny peeps dere.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 10:07:28 +0000

U haz teh “Buddy Christ” frawm “Dogma” az UR abitur; kewel!!

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 10:05:44 +0000

Applawz

By: annipuss

annipuss — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 09:39:02 +0000

It ownlee hertz iffn u sneezez

By: jd

jd — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 09:21:50 +0000

Fascinating video. Cats are smart, but not too convinced they have vocal chords for human speech. Besides, cat speech must be superior, cats invented it! However, I’d love to know what the cat thinks they are saying, which may be very different from what the humans think.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 09:08:23 +0000

Elfi, haw U hold David Klaw Purr Feel wit 2 handz, an taek teh pictchewer too?

By: AfriCat

AfriCat — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 09:00:29 +0000

u reely shud post a “red-eye” warnin wiv dis vid. peeps in teh office will ax “y u cryin?”
thx anyhoo, itz a beeyootiful story!!!

By: jd

jd — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 07:36:32 +0000

Well, there iz a mountain in England called Mam Tor where teh root ob teh wurd iz exactly that.

By: jd

jd — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 07:28:47 +0000

I prufur a beef jurky nom mood, myself.

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 06:06:16 +0000

That’s like the old myth that the name of the two round mountains, the “Grand Tetons,” is French for “big t*ts”

(The Interweb sez “Teton” is actually an Indian people)

By: :D

:D — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 05:09:11 +0000

you gotz lucky, little missy

By: jd

jd — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 05:05:58 +0000

*bows and noms cookie*
*nom*Thank*nom*you*nomnonomnomnomnom*

By: sara

sara — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 04:57:24 +0000

hee hee! she sounds liek mai kitteh! ^. .^

By: Eric

Eric — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 04:57:21 +0000

Did you looz a kitteh naemed Gizmo? Sawry if you did.