David Cop-a-Feel
David Cop-a-Feel lives up 2 nickname
inappropriate kitteh iz inappropriate.
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Prestipawgitation?
Concatenashuns on furdest-frum-lastz, LCB! Wut fur dinkies an danzez?
Storm inna D Cup?
Yay! Has founded a coktayl called “Cats’n'Roses” ~ sounding yummi ~ wanna tri, LCB? Or iz y00 on teh wagon?
Sure, I’ll try one.
Uh, hold teh thorns and pointy ends, plz.
owl retracks talons an’ holds lolcatburglar’s…yeah…dem
How bout Kahlua and cream? Looks like kitteh wants to dance cheek-to-several-inched-below-teh-cheek.
Whar dun Ai put taht Kahlua?? *mutter mutter*
Arrr! Hear it be.
*clink pouuur into nise tall glas, plenti plenti ise an loads luverly kreeem*
Hear y00 iz, LCB! Hope it haz a flava fur y00!
Liek 8th grayde danse…….
OMG KB!!!!
I’m laughing so hard here!!!!! OMG!!!!!
KB?
Owl: KB is my rescue fixxer-upper kitteh…. He’s already famous among the ICHC peeps…. KB wuz hit by a car just before I found him, I fixed him up and teh Cheezpeeps helped me with the credit-card bill when they heard about how snugglicute KB is and what an awesome cat he is!!
(KB stands for KarmicBalance, FYI…. if you click my name, you can read my blog entries about him… scroll down ’til you see a link for KarmicBalance on the right side.)
sorry foar being pooshy. r taht yew n KB in pic?
yep!! That are me!! And Wierdpretzl keeps eating my comments!! Argh!
You look beautimous, 23-ish…and marinaded.
Kitteh looks…oh…here it goes again…taek cubber, eberywun!!!
SPLORTY-SPLORT-SPLORT-KA-SPLORT-SPLORT-SPLORT…an’…uh…SPLORT!!!
O fankoo!! I’s akshulee almozz 30 (in September)… And married, and whenever I’m holding KB…. marinated too.
figgured yew were alreddy married…looks liek tew rings awn lef reeng fingur…lukky gye.
$elebenty
Mai simpathee elfinugget. Ai hab dun dis befoar. Fixin up a howse awl beautimus, jus so u can sell it. Ai hab also dun the bit ub stayen behin to do awl teh fixen, wile husbin goez to nue job.
Ai keep tellin himz dat move iz a foar lettre wurd.
Elfi, haw U hold David Klaw Purr Feel wit 2 handz, an taek teh pictchewer too?
akshulee mai roommaet tookd teh piktor
congrats on makin the front page, Elfi!!
I can tell that kitteh LUVS u!
*gets a little mistee eyed*
YAY!! Elfi & KB!!!!!
I duz a happeetayl dans 4 u!!!
.
**Dans, dans, dans,**
**glide, swoop, hop, dans, twurl**
.
W00t!! W00t!!
Ohai, Elfi! Yu an KB lookz tuu koooooool tugedder.
ohai Jon!!!!
Ebbreewun finks is so teh kewl dat u gottid to meet teh KB in purrson!
Then teh Dad an’ me, we wus tryin’ to miter som baseboards… I wuz laik… omg dis ar hard or whut?? is rokkit syinss?? WAIT!! we should call Jon! Him ar rokkit syintizzt!!
LOL
“Tonite on ‘This Old Howse’, we will show u how to sand ur floor using an ordinary everyday combustion rocket.”
ooh!! Iz dat laik… supar-powward roomba??
Yeah, like dat. And when u hits a snag, or gets something caught innit u shouldn’t have, u just calls Houston and tells them u has a prollem.
…. whut doze Houston do abowt it? Or do we juzz tellz dem “ohai, a problim, I has it… kthxbai.”
Tehse boobies r magik!
(why thank you! )
Thy kitteh iz a q-t.
yup- iz a q-t wif a q-t!
sigh……. wud be nic to be dat yung again…….
momcat
Wut a snuglee kitteh…luks jus liek Gizmo, mai mawm’s kitteh.
Oh noa, Eric! Nawt Gizmo *sob*…
{{{{{poohbear3931}}}} don cry poohbear, jus try 2 member teh happytail timez wif ur Gizmo. not so easy, i know.
Did you looz a kitteh naemed Gizmo? Sawry if you did.
Eric: KB are teh uber-snuggly! and drooly!! LOL
He’s such a lovey cat.
Eric, KB lubs neerly eberybuddy. Ai gotz tu meet himz and Elfi, an when Ai pickt heem upz, himz put hiz pawses ‘roun mai nek and hung awn tite.
awwwwww
izzit hard fer donkeys to anser cell fones wif dem hoofs?
Yase. Speshullee wen dem in jurky pleh mood.
I sended u email.
dawn keyz hab a jurky pleh mood???
ebbrywun gets teh pleh moods…………. is just easy tew hide on a puter.. duzznt has tew make talk iffn yew duzznt want
Awwwww…dat r verreh unnurstanding. ♥
ob corse………. inny werd frum Tx?
Nope. Mah muddur screwed up teh recorded call, too.
Dere wuz a messaj on owr machine: it say only “DO NOT PICK UP
TEH PHONE. GET A PEN AND”
And dat is all, cuz gess hoo pix up teh phone insted ub screening
So she couldnt hear teh
calls like we ALLWUZ DOO!!!
message and lost teh rest.
Ennehwai, dad call teh speshul numba teh recrootur gabe us and
gotted teh address.
I did a copy of a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon for Sean and colored
it in and sending it wiff mah lettur too him tooday.
Dey say Hurricane Dolly is blowin in dere.
I prufur a beef jurky nom mood, myself.
I thot teh cellfoan wuz in jerkeepleh mood. Mai cellfoan bees laik dat sumtymz.
an ai thot teh hoofs wuz inna pleh mood………. yew jus nebber can tell!!
It were teh dawn key eers taht wur pleh
Hey, u! Mah eers r deelishus, fank u berreh much.
Teh problum iz that yore kitteh needs tu be confuzed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2Je1CEPkUM
Ai lub dat vid!
*watchd*
*is konfoozd*
Yep, dat werkd juss fyn.
Hurray! jd, dat maeks u mai faborite uf teh day!
*gives cookie*
*bows and noms cookie*
*nom*Thank*nom*you*nomnonomnomnomnom*
Abra-Boobgrabra!
*snortle*
Awww! Kitteh iz chest habing a rest onna vest…
Chest t00 explain taht in TTI tehse kinda tops iz cawleded “vests”…
FTW!!! Elebrnty-million burghers, LCB!
Mee too! Com bakk heer LCB an getcher burlolz!
Ok, but no boob-grabbing!
I had one of them a few months ago. Then a few days later I getted a letter inda mail that sayed “We finded nothing rong wif ur boobs. Ktxhseeunextyear”
My BF sed, “how cool is that to get it verified in riting that u has grate boobs?”
Ugh. Gonna haz to do wun uv doze in a few munfs wen ai turns 40.
*hiedzunnertehdesk*
awww- nightshayde..
iz nawt sos bad reali….. iz almos 50 had it dun cupla timz, sorta imerestn to see boobez go box shapeded…..
momcat
cud be wors, menz has it lawt wurse.
*whew*
I still haz lawng tyme befur I’ll need a mammlolgram. My momcat sayz dey hurt. Dis scarez teh officecat.
is nawt comf…….confer……….. feelz gud,
but hurt? nawt rilly…..
I guess I has a lucky: I has teh extry-large size boobs. It was just a little uncomfortable but I could tell that it would be a little ouchier for wimmins wif the smaller size boobular areas.
And O hai, momcat! Did u guise move?
waillllll, it iz kinda hard tew get teh liddle pancakes inna squash machine
It ownlee hertz iffn u sneezez
Oar giggol. Teh nerse told funnee, maid mee giggol. Owch!
Don’t trhy dew breast MRI’s naow?
Elfi’s gets hers cat-scanned allda time, apparently!
they do…. they just don’t do it very often, and most insurance companies won’t pay for an MRI when a mammogram will do just fine…
Personally I don’t like the idea of concentrated high-speed mutagenic radiation being aimed at tissue that’s prone to cancer anyway….. nothx….
eben wif shakey results, still beddar dan b-cancer!! tew many womens died dat way………… yung wuns tew
trhy? PLEH! tehy
Lukii mii!! Getz 2 haz teh mammalgramz twys a yeer naow, nex munf, in fax. Mai playse can haz teh nu masheens taht hurts mush less. Nebber fun, but corm sidder teh alter natives. Ai can haz teh ultramasownz, tu, but dey tikklz. Mai boobages, let me show tehm tu ebberybuddy.
KB!!!!!!
OMG KB!!!!!!
KB is even moar famouser!
Is that u and ur… u?
Yes, dat ar me (an’ mai boobyz)
KB likes to slip “casual paw” in my shirt. LOL
He likes to drool on them too…
This caption is SO HIM!!!! *HUGS LOWDEGGER*
OMG this TOTALLY made my whole week!!!
(I’ve not been on lately because my dad is visiting me, helping me finish the flooring in the house and such… dad got to meet KB, and so did Kittehless Jon (from ICHC!!) and KittehlessJon’s Cathy (who has kittehs)….. )
Yes, dat ar me!! (wtf weirdpretzl, dat ar 3rd kommint dat u nommd!!)
Yay, and mai boobeez, which KB luffz… when we’s in the car sometimes he does paw-paws on them while I’m driving… and when we go to the petfood store (Southern Agriculture) he likes all the ladies there and tries to sneak a grab when they pick him up.
(omg I luffz mai KB-kitteh!!)
He and the girls are boarding right now… he’s such a charmer! everyone loves him!
Ohai elfingnugget, your miracle kitteh is a very purty cuddle buddy
himz lookz all comfy snuggled up against Uz
Now both Uz and himz is whirled famoos
I ar doing a happeh danse fur Uz
Him ar sutch a gud luvvie boi. I so prowd ov him.
Him an’ teh gurlz weighd in at teh vet teh othr dae, him wuz 9.8 powndz. Mai gurlz wuz 10.5 and 10.8 pownds. KB ar short an’ stokky an’ such luv.
Mai Zeus kitteh (awlsew a reskoo kitteh) orijinLOLly wayed 10.1 oar sew pownds; tehn 12; tehn 14ten 16.7 pounds…has bin awn a diet since tehn.
Ohai Owl… has you tryd teh Wellness fuud? It iz gud foar kitiz bein’ teh propurr waitz. I feedz mai kittehz dis, dey nont ovreet or nuffin… KB wuz teh skinnee when I fownd him – weighd 8 pounds WIF hiz tayl (which got cuttid off)….. den him kom hoam, gayned 2 powndz in a momf…. vet zed ZOMGZ taek fuud awae frum kiti, him obbureet, him nevar knoez to stop eetin….him git all bigfatpudgytank kitty, bees teh diabeetus.
I sed, well, if him git to 11 powndz, den we do dat.
KB nevar been ovr 10.25 pownds. NEVR. haz as mush as him wants, whenever him wants… ov wellness cannd fuud…. is happicat, varee helthy.
if u nont knowz whar teh Wellness iz, u goze to der websyt an’ lukz up teh store whar dey sellz it. Is a liddl moar axpensiv den othr kitifuud but iz o-so-gud an’ it redoosis kitteh sheddingz and stuff too.
maek happi kitti and ownrs. 
U can also ask Cbessada, she givd her kiti teh wellness fuud (when KB tole her hao happi him wuz an hao him guushifuud wuz so teh yum…) an’ her kiti bees happi nao too!!
Hazel wuz about 8 powns free yeers ago-yesstidy she wuz neerly about 12 an haff
She awn teh lite diet an I know sum wate is gorn,but I keep her awn it always Ifinkso.
Lady V-E-T sed she wuz cowch potayto,but nawt too bad acuz she big frame kitteh.
dewclah duz do de sneeky danz!
boob sew bootiful, him wiping tear from him’s eye
*giggles* awwww.
I dint fink dey wuz DAT awsum, but maebee dey iz…..
fank yoo…wuz wurried ai offended yew.
o jeez no I nawt offendid by sumwun saein’ mai boobeez is byutiful.
Dat ar gud komplimunt. 
Iz nawt jst UR boobz; UR fayce nad sholdur R byutiful 2.
Awww!! Fankoo Paws4thot!
I fink dat ar my best angl… I is a large soffffft skwishy kinna gurl, but KB luffz meh anywaez.
Juz moar to droolz on. 
Nawt awl maylz leiks teh anorexic stik insekt womenz U noze. An Ah’m wun ob teh otterz.
Datz funnee — ai almoas spitted owt a bite uv salad wen reeding dat capshun. Almoas.
wut ai sed…oar teh wers wif teh picshur?
wers s/b werds
Teh picshur, akshullee.
fawt sew. ai not clebber oar phunny
*comforts owl*
…
Itz nawt dat, owl. Ai jus fownd teh pikshur remarkablee funnee.
00bark, Ai beleebs y00 iz clebber AN phunny. Jus needz mawr tiem in t3h Nawteh Barn…
ufinkso? Ai doen’t wawnt to offend ennywun heer.
*izznt offendz0rd*
…and pikshur bai aor oan elfinugget!!!
O mai! I dint see that! YAY Elfi!!!!!!!!
*laughing so hard* oh my goodness…. I put up a comment but weirdpretzel nommed it, so here goes again:
I have been working hard on my house with my dad (He’s visiting from Florida) and I haven’t been on much. I signed on to just check pix and lolz before dinner while Dad’s doing some work stuff from his laptop…. and I clicked on ICHC last (saving the best!) and OMG THERE’S KB!!!!! and it’s DAMN FUNNY!!!!
I’m so utterly tickled that my own KarmicBalance kitteh is ICHC front-page material!!
KarmicBalance…KB…*NAOW* I remember! ::::::stoopy aowl:::::::
KB iz…an’ sew iz yew.
ai ‘broak teh stoari’ awn dis lol?
LOL when nooz breakz… we fix it.
Diz Iz An Impawternt Annowncement! Awl wu hab been expowzed tu dis lol must report tew teh Nawty Barn immediately for treetment! Repeat, awl wu hab been expowzed tu dis lol must report tew teh Nawty Barn immediately for treetment!
Awm mai wai!! Wii’ll see if teh YNG managed tew stai nekkid! (He had Maus’s clothez erlyer todai…)
An Ai misseded it! Butt kan goez t0 beddybyes happy noa at teh thawts… Kthxbai.
Duz dat meen we had a YNM (Yung Nekkid Maus)????
Ownli ib there aer yung nekkid wimmin.
ANOM!
Awr shuld it can it be teh UN-Nawty Barn?
?
Well, iz y00 nawty, goes to NB. For currecshunal porpoises, shurly shuld be can it be UnNawty Barn??? Fur t0 maek y00 un-nawty…
Yez, butt witch won iz moar fun?
No no no — yew goes to teh NB to sillybrate yer nawteeness & to keep teh nawteeness awai frum doze dat mite nawt appreesheeate it kwite sew much. Dere is nuffin rong wif bein nawtee wen yer wif udder pplz dat are nawtee.
Dipends on teh correkshun teh cheezfrend haz in mind.
Well, yes — but if teh “correkshun” is, by naychur nawtee (and enjoyd bai ebbreewun involved), den ai standz bai mai descripshun.
Yu hav durty mind
Nah, KB does this all the time.
He really does pat my boobies.
(OMG!!! someone captioned a pic of me and KB!!!)
LOL!!
patty-boob, patty-boob, baker’sm…wate, dat naught haow it goez…
still, elfinugget, yoo’s beautimous.
*I blushiz a lawt*
U iz varee komplimenturry. 
Aw, Elfi — he’s byooteemus!!! Yew haz kleerlee dun a fabyooluss job maykin him awl beddur.
WOOOOOT, Elfi, grate pixr!! O/T Whut I taht aminol/creecher on ur linkee? Wingless bat? Drunken Munkee? Mane jee high ee nuh?
LOL — funnee but skaree pikshur, dat.
That was teh technician at my mammlolgram.
Nao ai will haz tew get eeben farthur unner teh bed.
*cower*
Jes’ kidding.
It was of course teh clerk in accounts payable.
Oh. Phew. Datz ok den.
…
Tiem fur meh to leev teh werk! Ebbreewun haz a lubberlee nite!!!
…
PS: LCB — how are you & Liam & Esme doing?
Western Union version: all is good. Thx and nitey-nite!
AHA!!! The mystery has been solved!! That thing is a baby Aye-Aye, a kind of lemur!
It is not a marsupial at all, but is in fact the world’s largest nocturnal primate.
I thot teh whirled’s largest nocturnal primate was my next-door naybor!
*snorkd some icetee owt mai noze*
It are soooooooo cyuuuuute….I can neerly has a splort……..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adYbFQFXG0U
I tink wordsquish eeted this… Bestest happy tears vid evah…
Dat iz an amazing video, adn rekwires dat owr unnerstanding ob teh big cats be chaynged.
*snufflz* zomgz!!
*big kitteh snorglz*
u reely shud post a “red-eye” warnin wiv dis vid. peeps in teh office will ax “y u cryin?”
thx anyhoo, itz a beeyootiful story!!!
*sniffle* Beautimus klip!
I wuz wun hoo kryde abowt Elsa teh Lioness in teh Serengeti.
Elfi, congrats on makin teh frunt page uf ICHC wit yor luvlee kitteh! Is a wunnerful storeh hao teh cheez-peeps halped fund himz rekubery. Peepuls has such gud in them. Teh luv yoo givs sumtiems (not alwayz, mebbe) coems bak to yoo in kind, tymes elebenty!
Dis kiti, him ar a reel gud kiti. I so glad dat fingz awl werkd owt the way they did. I really do want to get KB to be a therapy animal, maybe I can take him to nursing homes or something… he’s a good boy and very loving….
KB’s bill is totally paid, and thanks to teh CheezFrenz, KB had some munnies leftover in his paypal account….
so when I got adopted by a stray queen kitty who was VERY pregnant… I took her in and helped deliver her kittens (there are some pix on my ICHC profile)… I then arranged to take her to a kitty rescue/sanctuary who would get the kitnz and mama adopted out once the kitnz are old enough to leave mama….. KB paid her donation from hims account!! My roommate and I each put in some money for the kittens, too, so we’re donating $225 instead of the $100 that was requested for the cat and kittens.
this makes sure all the kittens are spayed/neutered, the mama is spayed (and her bad tooth is pulled)…. and I delivered a case of gooshyfood and some kittytoys, too. 
Anyway, yeah…. Cheezfrenz helped save evin MOAR kittehz!!
YAY!!
–Elfi
{{{{Elfi an Teh Wonnerful KB}}}}}}}
Yoo is Full ob WIN an OSSIM!!!!!!!!!
*sniffle…sniffle* I can has teh Happy teerz nowin taht moar preshuss kittehs be saved an will hab forever homes.
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Elfi, yor KB is ment fur grayt things, I noes it. I kan tell by whut yoo sed abowt heem.
As teh saying goes, whoever saves one life saves the world entire.
Teh whurld needs moar happeh-tayls lyke this wun. An I noes ther is moar uv it to tell, just not ritten yet. Mebbe yoo shuld tayk pikshors an write a buk? Justathot.
*rayses a paw and saloots elfi an teh cheez-peeps*
i can has cleavageburger?
Ai can has leethal cleavageburger?
KB cleaves unto Elfi’s cleavage.
awlso known as “InterBoobular Groove”
Word “cleavage” is translated from old french word meaning “valley between the Magic Mountains”.
(Well, it sounded good, anyway!)
lol! Nawt kwyt… but kloss anuff foar teh govvimint werk, k?
Tomorrow nyt awn teh elebenty-clawk nooz: elfinugget and her beautimous boobies, wif cawmentary bai KB hisself!
That’s like the old myth that the name of the two round mountains, the “Grand Tetons,” is French for “big t*ts”
(The Interweb sez “Teton” is actually an Indian people)
Well, there iz a mountain in England called Mam Tor where teh root ob teh wurd iz exactly that.
Applawz
Strypee Boi Kitteh
awllwayz habz t3h uppah paw
wiff himz Prittee Wun
Maydz himz choyss a lawwwng
tymes ago andz willz stikkz wiff
itz eeben lawwwngurr
Prittee Wun neededz
a frenz andz fowndz wun wiff dis
4ebburr Kitteh!
Jack.
Ai lubz yew, Jack.
…
In a nawt creepee way. Yew awlwaiz maeks meh smile, eben wen ai iz nawt particularly happitayl (in a fine mood today, btw…).
Jack, thank you so much!! *hugglz*
Ai fink ai needz to aplpligyze to yew, elfi.
Ai go tew tiem-aout corner naow.
aploligyze, eefen…PLEH!
wy yu needz to pollergyz? U no sed nuffin rong… rite?
Or I mist it.
*hugglz*
‘K *hugglz*
*went thru whole line of komments… still not findin’ nuthin’ to be crankee abowt….* Nope, no pollergeez needid.
‘K *snorglez KB an’ gibz elfinugget elebenty cheezburgers foar being mai fren*
prolly no need to ‘pologize, maybee trip to Nawty Barn, doan wurry as dere be menny peeps dere.
okay ebreebuddy cubber your aiezes. new abatar thingee testes 4 the elebentieth tymz…
jus inee case anybuddy innersted, snailz still habn’t crasheded… ijus chexd
*holdz breff*
abra cat dabra!!!
werdpretzel not mah fren ;(
I takee it bak werdpretzel. i likee you nao
(disclaimer – if anybuddy has offended by abatar, i makee it go byby)
werdpretzel dint leik teh (.) in my udder handle… ooooh dat look like booby, droopee, but booby
introdooseeeeeeeeng: j36uoq
i has tired
U haz teh “Buddy Christ” frawm “Dogma” az UR abitur; kewel!!
{{{{{{{paws4thot}}}}}}}}
Yayyyyyy!! Welkum bak
We has missed yoo an we is awl Happitayl yoo has returned to us
The CCC is stashed wiv teh 9 varieties ob fallin down wadder an I wud lyke to offer yoo a drink ob your choice ….
*hands p4t a krystal glass with a good drop of malt whiskey inside*
*Cheez*
silly pink doily thingee
;(
Aye see an abatar…looks lyke a womin.?
womin wif moose-stash… and a, dare i say… tobacco smoking appparatus?
O, dat’s a woman, is it?
Looks strangelee familliurr.
Luk laik JC tew me…….. remindz me ov a holy card ai had wunc
it are buddy-christ frum Dogma!!
I fink Eflie is rite. I think ets buddy-christ.
Lolcaticism, WOW!
Nyce 1 LCB
*snert*
yesh ai jus googloled it……….is based on teh holy pix ob JC
Yase, it r. I noes dat pickshur well.
I noo dat pic butt diddun noe teh name.
I wur juss beein half lidded eyessy wen I sed “looks familiar.”
sowwy foar urlier, elfinugget
Yooz gots me. I seemz to reknize da face, but not 2 shoor ’bout that device in his hand. ayl yoos teh googlez and report back l8r. kthxbye.
luk liek a kafleen dawn key? ::::::::::flies away::::::::
JC wiff a bong look like a donkey?
ooooooohhhh!!!! Ai jus cheeted an uzed magnifrying glass…see it naow. Fang kew.
Actually, look more like JC wiff a beeker.
::::::::::::::perches on dawn key ear and shuts beak::::::::
OWTCH!
Ai sowwy! Ai twted to land soffly awn sof dawn key ear!
Teh landin wur soff. It wur dat beeky closin dat dood it.
Mah eerdrum juss fluttered as I posted dat.
Weerd.
oh, hoofy-hoof-hoof, hoofy-hoof!
Noes! Ai noes nom awn yore ear!…nibblol awn earlobe, mebbe, but NEBBER nom!
BONG!
No, ur reading it upside down.
hookah pipe?
Geshundheit.
oobark – dat not hookah pipee
hookah pipee hab toobz an guyz in funny hats sittin in circle.
not hookah pipe
oh, and what lolcatburgler said.
otay
OOBARK nawt teh bra-test bulb
Day habbing bulbz dat test braz???
Where u finding dem??
Adn Y????????????????????????
DING?
word games… i likee!
i has happy now
Haow menny lettLOLers & haow menny werds?
2 menny 4 me 2 counts. Mrs j36uoq has rekwested my presents in the sleepy-bye place.
I has tired.
Looks like somebuddy has his forever home, complete with cosy cushions.
Indeed, I do!!!
Liek dis sawng sayz.. “Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow”.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XniTypXFje4
Kinda catchee *taps foot*
Liek dis sawng sayz.. “Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow”.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XniTypXFje4
Kinda catchee *taps foot*
Dat ar varee ketchee sawng!
Hogarf an’ me, we pikshur a um… a bosom awl goin’ round and round on teh 45rpm rekkord….
LOL
o hai mai huzzbin!!
yay!!
it ar nawt offin dat mai huzzbin seein’ piktorz ov hims wyff bein’ felt-up on teh intarwebz.
Niec to meet yoo, Hogarf. Yoo berry lucky to hab elfinugget az uh wief! She’s a graet purrsin!
lucky cat
Cute kittehs can get away with just about anything!
LOL An’ der ownurz kan, too, when kitteh iz kyoot anuf.
I took him to Lowe’s with me the other day… KB walks on a leash… he didn’t like Lowe’s much, but hung in there in the cart until I’d got what I needed. (there was simply NO WAY I would have left him in the car- it’s a zillion degrees here!!) I figured if Lowe’s had a problem with it (if the even noticed), I had a great idea for what to say….
Well nobody really noticed until I got to the checkout and the girl was like “oh we don’t usually see animals in here!!” … (uh, well, sign on the door says “Service Animals only”)… so I said, “He’s training to be a therapy animal”. This is partly true, actually. The cashier said, “can I pet him? I’ll come around the counter here….” and I was trying to play up the whole therapy-animal training thing… I said, “No, stay there, he SHOULD come to you… KB? You want to get skritches?” I looked at her and said, “well SHOULD, he is still training of course…..” Well I’ll be damned if that cat didn’t hop RIGHT out of the cart, stroll around the counter and rub against her legs. What a fantastic beast he is. I can’t believe it. (made everyone LOL heartily at home too!!)
I ar so jellus! I wish I had a leesh’d luvvy kitteh!
I agree, if peepl can bring tinee littl yap yap gogs into teh stoar in dere purrses, u should be able tew brings in ur well manner’d kitteh.
LOL KB is very well-mannered.
just ask Kittehless Jon!! 
OK happy ICHC cheezfrenz !! I gots to go sleepz0r nao… gotta taek teh roommaet to werk tomorrow, den vizzit mai Kittehz at teh boarding… den go taek teh Dadz0r to teh airplaen.
Him leefin’ tomorro foar hoam-in-floryda. I will has a gyint miss-him.
Goodnitez ebbreewun!!
Nitee nite Elfi, you can haz guud nite.
Sweet dreemz!
Sleep well, elfinugger & KB!
u gotz dat rite… da hoomanz r scared dat if dey dont listen 2 dem… da kittehz would maek such a kyoot face dat da hooman would SPLORT!
I kissed the real David-Cop-a-feel on da cheek
you gotz lucky, little missy
Oh kitteh so kwoot playin with booby
hay guyz chek dis 1 owt http://www.reallivetalkingcat.com
Fascinating video. Cats are smart, but not too convinced they have vocal chords for human speech. Besides, cat speech must be superior, cats invented it! However, I’d love to know what the cat thinks they are saying, which may be very different from what the humans think.
hee hee! she sounds liek mai kitteh! ^. .^
da kitteh haz lotz uv happeez! kitteh noes whar too be too getz happeez.
Awww…such a lil purrvert.
KB bees a beautimus boi; hims knoes him haz hims foarebber hoem!!!
Kittehs awlsoe knoes verree wel wen yuu haz teh luuve foar tehm!!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Ai muss borrow KB foar snorgle, hedbutts, snorgles, an shmoooooo!!!!
SPLORT!!!
ohai Owl!! Yu livz neer teh Oklahoma? U can vizzits teh KB!!
Or, if u livz neer teh Tennussee, u can vizzits him soon, when I get der…
No, ai gesses ai lib aboot 2000 ,ilols frum teh OK state corral.
I’z happee dat KB be doin’ well.
An wot a purrverted li’l kyootee he is, 2!
Boobies izn’t preverted.Dat’z awl ai’ll sai on dat!
dam! fergotted teh spaec bar!
…pr spaec bra, gibben teh wai tihs lol is going!
pr = or…PLEH!
That’s a clever caption.