walrus imitayshun
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walrus imitayshun Iz doin it
purrhaps kitteh can halp 2 find da bukkit.
picture: lioncat. lol caption: wally
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I also haz no bukkit
Bukkit b gawn 4 awl anneemuls.
concatumalayshuns awn beein nawt sekund
any drinkses oa danses u speciully lyk?
Plakky bukkits r 99 cents at soopermarrkat. Letz awl sendz da lolruses sum bukkits.
Butt weers bukkit-immitashun?
Yes, y was manual for lolrus-immitayshun saying: step 1, find a bloo bukkit??
Amazon haz steeled awl teh bukkits
Nastee Amazon.. Awl shud boi-kot it n goe 4 Nyl insted.
nawt 2 gud akchoolee
dis maid mee yawn
1 gud yawn deserbs anodder.
♬
Daddy sang bass,
Mama sang tenor.
♬
Ai LUBS dat sawng!
Mi an liddel brudder
Joyned rite in tehre
Singin seems 2 halp a trubbled soooowwwwlllll!
Plees to insert fishee inside teh open mowth. Kthnxbai.
Win!
Conga ratzulashuns Rodney an WiljamiDzay on yer clebber nawt sekunds !!1!!
Drinkies en dansen ub yer choyse?
Er, `scyooz me, mai Ai haz drinkses an danses 2?
Wut wood yew liek fur drinks an dance todai ?
It haz suddinlee got warmer heer, soe sum lemmingayd wud b gud, thx an noe dansis aifinkso!
If teh lemmings need aide, we shud halp em!
Oh en Ms. Annipuss iz alsew in teh braid sew eben moar conga ratz !!
Thx. Ai wuz a bit preemachoor wiv mai cumplaynin!
Sum timez mi browser nawt gib mii awl da info et saem time ??!!
kinda owld systemz here. Wuld yew liek a bucket uf hawt fresh coffee? En maybi sum breakfess uf fresh melon en cinnamon towst?
Iz veri erly where aih iz . . . so mass amownts uf coffee seemz liek itz jus necessaree rite noa. Aim alsew gonna go dancing en da showerz furr a few minetz, BRB.
Iz 11.30 heer in TTI, soe gettin neer lunsh tiem.
Lunch b had, nao iz tym 4 a koppel aors ob wurk n ten bak 2 hoem
(Unforshunetlee intar-webs iz daon n kan onlee braus ichc at of-fish.
)
besides bukit, i haz need for moar tusks. and snowz. mebbe sone waterz.
i iz nawt committed to autentic imitationz.
i keep dai job.
but i fink da bukkit iz da highest prioritity fur da lolrus…wiff out da bukkit da lolrus would be a plain lolrus…
buckets now bleeved to be in control of mighty AmazonDotCom. Tehy supportz teh whole innerwebs. Lolrus must purrse … persev…. pruserve … nawt quit tryin to find teh bukkit.
Jus rus?
but wiff out dat tusks, da kitteh is just a plain kitteh.
Wiff a yawnz.
“Ok, animlols, What is the circumference of a circle divided by the diameter?”
(pause)
“Correct Mr. LoLrus.”
is it…. PI????
I can haz PI? Nawt soe gud as Cheezburgr butt wil do 4 nao
Lolrus face looks like PI
Duz he need whippy creem wif dat?
ai miss mai bukkit
lolrus imitation…ur doin it rite!!1!
aiz not lolrus!! i is teh mgm lion!!!!
RAWR!!!!!!!
I iz lyon heer mez rawr!
manz! iz almos 4amz hear! bein ketchn up on da homeywurk awl nite…… 3 hole weaks ub online claz n no immernets haz been berry, berry drainin….
mostly drainin kar ub da gas findin liberaries dat r open n immernet cafez…..
life busz butz I fink I bak naow!
we findz gascat a neu plac ta live when himz goez back to Colomorado nex month……
iz gonna miss mai babi boi kitteh……. sigh da trialz ub da momcathood…..
momcat
ohai … welcum back.
oh Mr. Pd’B…Y duz dis pixchur maek mii wanna praktiss mai snoball tekneek? Gud fing fur mii dat Aim lebbin fur werk… cud getz maiselb in beeg trubbul… Igor haz prolly bilt a sno canon bai noa.
shhhhh!! gibing ideas to Igor; do nawt want.
*pooomph*
*high pitched whistling sound*
incoming!!
*bloooosh!*
ruh-roh.
hay! Wach it wif that thing!
*dustses off snowball remnantz and starts to bild a snow fort*
hmmm. it appears Igor has bilt hims sno-cannon aowt of surplus bowling ball return mekkynisms. better to makes the wallz uf teh snow fort pretty thick.
.
*scratches head*
and, where did all this snow come from, anyway? its hawt here.
I think it came frum heavvin!
Caus itz hot as hell heer….
*adds transparent alumiminimimum to teh fort walls*
*Igor measures angles*
*calculates distance to unfinished roof of leeza-b’s snow fort*
*adjusts elevation of snow-cannon upwards*
poooommmph!!
*moment of silence*
*that high pitched whistling sound again*
*declining in pitch*
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.
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AND we’ll be rights back, aftur tihs wurd frum our sponzors …
ai gotz splortz aik frum lazt nyte. sommone putz cyute kittehs on mai pillo… dis sillee pic – but duz do walruz gooder den mee.
*whispers* ifn u gib me elebenty cheezburgrs i will tell u whoo putz teh cyute kittehs on ur pillow.
*whispers back* ai will gib u elebenty n wun cheezburgrs iffn u tellz mee
*whispers* it…was…,…lcb!!!!! don tell her i tol u. she mite do sumfing horriblol 2 me!!!!
ai haz be vewwy carefull cuz lcb libs nawt too far frum me acc- accor- by
reeding hur prowfile!
lolrus kitteh
has lost his bukkit
plz 2 help find
Noo chairitty! Sendz lolruses awl ur bukkits. If wii puts munny in bukkits az well, lolruses not needz munny. So, haow bouts wii fill bukkits with munny, sendz bukkits to favrit chairitty, ax dem to emtee bukkits n forwards bukkits to lolruses.
kthxbai
how bout wii give bukkits foar charity wif mini bukkits inside dem
well, she sed wuz walrus imitayshun, not LOLrus. kthnx.
I ar praktising for mah audition for the opra
secret kitteh imitating lolrus squad trainin
Riiiii-colaaaa!!!!!
Didz ennyboddee elze clik on the cat/walrus pictchur and getz scareded laik ai didz??? oooh, ai allmowst didz reeverse splortz (iz der such a ting?)!
a fine walrus imitation that is!
Tihs kitteh haz bin wautchyng JCH4K wen she waurms up foar her happee birfdaiy singiyng;
kitteh finks her kan duu jes as wel…….
♪♫♪♪♫♫♪♪♫Mi mi mi mi mi mi mi mi; La la la la la la la; ♪♫♪♪♫♫♪♪♫
O Sole Mio, ♪♫♪♪♫♫♪♪♫ la la la la la la la ♪♫♪♪♫♪♫♪♪♫ Mi mi mi mi mi mi mi ♪♫♪♪♫♫♪♪♫
♪♫♪♪♫♫♪♪♫ la la ♪♫♪♪♫♫♪♪♫ mi mi ♪♫♪♪♫♫♪♪♫ la la ♪♫♪♪♫♫♪♪♫ mi mi ♪♫♪♪♫♫♪♪♫
(Mehtrohpaulytin Oupurah, heer weez cumes, reddy oar nawt!!!!!!!)
…gittin FANGY wiv it
*LOL* too funny!
oisterzez prbly shuddnt go fer walk wif teh kittehs oar teh lolrusses.
BUT THE WALRUS WAS PAUL! ;0; IT WAS PAULRUS.
bwahahaha, teh ebil burfday fairy haz kidnappded teh burfday fairy an maded ebreewun wayt ALL DAY LONG for teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, lurkurs an speshully teh trolz (yay trolz)
hoo haz tehms burfdays today to get tehms HAPPEE BURFDAY greetings!! an heer iz ebil fettiz for yoo!
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…oh, an burfday fairy sez teh homade chonklit caek iz on teh cownter, it’s got nuffin ebil in it at all…
Yur doin it toothless!!1! Maebe a littl sumthin extra in yoar bukkit foar such gud entertanements.
this is a very hillarious picture. By the way I have a pet cat named Candy and she once skratched a chairs spine. She looked like she was doing some weird form of break dancing while she was skratching it. It was so funny.
LOLZ24. TAT WAZ FUNNEH I PUTZ IT INZ FAVORITEZ.
U r so funnehz tat i putz tis in me favoritez listhing
Imma chargin mah lazer!!!!!!!
omg dat is sooo lol