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Monorail Cat Rush Hour Service Adds Extra Cars

maek sur u dont git stuk in a monorail car pileup.

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  1. sweetpea says:

    teh best wae to saev on fyuul costs

  2. Maus says:

    Blarrrgggghhhh!
    I is ded frum teh cyoot!

    • Maus says:

      Two in one day. Must be sum kinda recurd fer me…

      • two_kittehs says:

        oh gud at least U can talk
        I will send Dr Tiny Cat soon
        here has some choclits
        till herz arrivez

      • annipuss says:

        Scoops up maus’s branes agane
        pore dem bak in teh hedd
        fastens awn CHRG(wdi) wiv ekstra strawng ducky taep
        Adds 50s baving cap fur extra saftee
        Offers maus sum hawt choklitt an a floofy blankit.
        Der, Rest fur a bit an u will feel better

      • Aahz says:

        Monorayl CCC kumz kwyitlee up bai Maus…
        **sweepee sweepee sweepee brayns inna pyl**
        **skoopee skoopee skoopee bak inna hed**
        **patteepatpat 2 smoovem owt agin**
        **dukkeetap 2 put evvyfing bak 2gevvur agin**
        **putz bavvin kap awn Maus’z hed**
        **snapz CHRG(w/trayn injunz onnit) obber cap**
        **rapz Maus n softee fwoofee bwankee (bloo dis tym sintz himz dint liek da peenk wun b4)**
        Dere U goez Maus — gud az noo! Rest inna comfee chayr in da Splort Lownj, dreenk sum steemee hawt chokklit wif wippee kreem n nom awn sum chokklit possumz wif kreemee fillinz 2 gitz ur strengf bak, n U b beddur n noe tym

  3. Nao DIS rush own ai cud taek!

  4. annipuss says:

    Der will b anuvver wun along soon

  5. two_kittehs says:

    itteh bitteh kitteh committee takes its meeting outdoors

  6. sarahdh says:

    Extra rums added so no full during peek ours!

  7. leeza-b says:

    cuz dey is sew bizzy… fixing SPLORTS!!!!!

  8. ChessieCat65 says:

    they’d best watch the kar in the middl, might de-rail… ;)

  9. SarahD says:

    I dunno, dey do nawt luk lyk dey be in mush of a rush to meh!

  10. JAJEH says:

    Wad soff, floofee cars!

  11. jmuhj says:

    Get awn booooard!!!

  12. martianmary says:

    Hai cheezpeeps. Ai haz nawt bin heer fur awile becuz ov a miksup wif mai user name adn mai profile. I had bin uzing teh naem “marymary” heer on teh commints wiffout no-ing dat sumwon els alriddy uzed dat naem on dare profile. Sew nao Ai m martianmary, adn I haz mai oan profile. I iz srry tu teh reel marymary hoo wuz uzing teh naem beefour mii adn has lotsa gud pikchurs adn lotsa gud frenz on hur profile. Can wii bee frenz?

  13. johnson442 says:

    Hmmm….Smaller, lighter, faster…The Transportation Industry might be on to something big, here!

    • kitsunerina says:

      but awlso verree suseptibull to teh sownd uv a canopenr.

      • Martoonie says:

        Werl, in TTI teh Transportayshun Industry is bery suseptibull to teh sownd uv a leef awn teh line in teh ottum (SHOK!!! LEEVES FALL AWF TEH TREES!!!! HOO NOO!!!! TRAINS BROT TO A STANDSTILL!!!!), so prolly an improovmint.

        • officecat says:

          dats how teh monorail wurks. aht every stayshun dey haz canopenrs to entyce teh kitteh to go tew. Dey stop tew let peeplz in and owt, along wif refewel teh kittehz wif gushy food.

          • gascat says:

            den dey probly haz two change kittehz- mai kitteh haz a habit ub curlzin up fur a nap after him getz himz gushifud……
            u pose a monorail runnin on da gushi fud wud be cheaper den da trane weiz hab heer?
            -herd sumfin immerestin yesterdai….. dey hadz buzes runin on biodiesel round heer, deh is discontinuin dem ’cause da biodiesel mor ‘spensize n da buzes kept brakn daon……
            bak to da drawn board…..

            momcat

  14. beepl says:

    The ekspress line to Kyoot City

    • gascat says:

      kin I hab sum spresso on da spress trane?

      momcat

      • gascat says:

        fank u!
        I iz gona tri n beez round moar…. lol’s iz relaxin n I needs relaxin at da moment!- moar or less eberfing dat can go wrung wif a moov, haz gone wrung! snail mail tellz me I no lefted forwardn address sos I mus no longer exsit…… wunder whut late billz gona showz up naow!
        Gotta findz neu joob two……
        seez u soon!

        momcat

  15. nightshayde says:

    Ai had a leezhurlee moarnin, went to swim laps, den got to werk…. and saw dis pikchur befoar ai kud find mai CHRG (wdoi) oar a 50s style bavving cap oar a bicycle helmut oar ennyfing vaig-lee resembling a splort-prevention device.
    ….
    HALP!!!

    *KA – SSSSSSSPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOORRRRRTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!1!!*

    • Opheliacat says:

      Oh noez. Ai’ll halp. *Scups nightshayde’s braynes bak in her hed, dukt taeps it chut, adn tytens teh CHRG* U wantin choklits? Ai haz choklits 4 u. An a fuzzi bloo blanky. *Gibes dem 2 nightshayde*

      • nightshayde says:

        Fanks, Opheliacat. Ai still feelz berry week, but teh choklitz is halping.
        *snugguls down into teh fuzzi bloo blanky & nibbuls on choklit*
        Ai jus hoap ai doan haz to yooze mai braynes tewdai.

  16. KA-SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORT-SPLORT-SPLORT-SPLORT!!!!!!!!!!

  17. 6uoq.jp says:

    I has kweshuns…

    Can I has mai abatarr?

    How long to make mai commentz showz up?

    Ai’m cornfuzzled

    and I has sad

  18. 6uoq.jp says:

    Oooooh commentz showd up rite way, but where’z my abatar?

    Maybe basement kitteh moderated mai commentz last nite cuzn I gnew?

  19. zippercat says:

    ai iz heer. ai haz my CHRG and 50s baving cap on. i haz on shaydz. i haz on blyndfold twoo. noa i cannt see whur i gooing ::C R A S H:: oh – noes – didz i knock monorail kittehs offa da trak???

  20. Eric says:

    Verry effishunt Kitteh Rale at yoar servis!1!!

  21. Hashim says:

    efficient and kyoot!!1! dat remindz me i dont haz mah CHRG on! oh noes!! *CRACK*
    *SPLORT!!*
    *Dramatically fallz 2 da grownd wiff mah braynz popping out*
    i cant movez….H-halp!

  22. Charly says:

    Typical. Wait for ages, then 3 arrive at once.

  23. Ai fink teh peeps iyn Washingmachine, DC, wuud ravver taike tihs monorail tahn teh Mehtroh!!!! Tihs wun duzn’t caust enney munnees, haz bilt-iyn enturtaiynment, adn haurdlee ebber brakes daown!!!!! :wink:

  24. guitarfreak says:

    Oooo! teh kittehs luks lyke mah kitteh, Cupcayk!

  25. Ritalinlover says:

    Monorail lolz always funneh


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