Monorail Cat Rush Hour Service Adds Extra Cars
maek sur u dont git stuk in a monorail car pileup.
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uh ohes lukkat de kyuuuuuuut x threeeeessssssuhohesssssssssssssssssssspppppppplooooooooort*
uhohs! Sweetpea’s down!
*Drags ober CCC and luks for manual*
*finds an extra dongle*
Hmmmm… wunder if this wud halp?
Scoops up sweetpea’s branes
pore dem bak in teh hedd
fastens awn CHRG(wdi) wiv ducky taep
Adds 50s baving cap fur extra saftee
Offers sweetpea sum hawt choklitt an a floofy blankit.
Der, Rest fur a bit an u will feel better
thankyou kind, annipuss.
*sippysippy*
mmmmhotchokliiiiii
*suddenlee weakens*
*50s bavingcap wif sweepeas onnit cushinz head as it fallsover*
*openz wun eye weeklee*
*gasps*
fergotted to sine the DNR… [dongle nawt rekwired] foarm
*blargh*
i aer ded.
*fallz bak drmaticklalliee*
oh noes! hao duz we ressureckt plants?
hmm…
.
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ai noes!
*watters sweetpea*
Don’t forget the fertilizer…
*Dumps a load of Petunia’s manure on Sweetpea*
*does mind meld on ebil maus*
my mind to your mind, your thoughts to my thoughts
gggggggggaaaaaaaaaaagh!
Did I leave a bad taste in your mind? Pobrecita…
**Moovz sweetpea n2 sunlite**
Sweetpea!! Tawk to uz!!!
mmmmmmmph[translation: smells like sumone ebil has bin hear]
*frum under the pile o’ manure*
hmmmmmm.☼ sunlite n wattur…
Hm… de foto seenthesis seemz to had changed ur indentitee!
*whispers*
i am teh narrator/voice of sweetpea while she is incapasitaytid.
Oh, she’s just being a dwama, er drama queen. Shee’s just mostly dead.
See, there’s a big difference between mostly dead, and all dead.
Now, mostly dead:she’s slightly alive.
All dead, well, with all dead, there’s usually only one thing that you can do.
… What’s that?
… Go through her clothes and look for loose change.
Theres prolly, er probably some Peruvian Nueva Soles there. Not worth much, but pwetty, er pretty.
but ai KILLS plants…
awl uv tehm… even the katktus.
Mii 2!! I tend 2 under watter the leefy plantz… an over watter teh caktus!!!
Un 4 chew nutlee…teh result iz teh same!!! I seez ded plantz!!
I can kill those air fern things, too.
I am haunted by a good hundred hopeful little houseplants. My family finally stopped buying them for me.
Ai fink mai plants take tehr own lives. Srsly. I feed dem, ai waters dem, ai puts dem in teh sunlite (if ai can find enny) , ai talks nicelee to dem an still dey dies awn me. Ai finkso dey is suey sidal.
oh appoh logies for teh pleh-y abatar, ai cannawt be bovvered to log into teh wierdpress an gettin teh pink martoonie abatar. Butt, is still me.
Jee … awl da grate paws-ibilliteez 4 kwoatz frum LSoH
…
I’z givvin U suthun ekspoazyoor
2 gitz U 2 thryve
I’z pincht U bak hard, liek I’z spowsta.
Ur bearlee alyv.
I’z tryd U at levvulz uv moyschur
Frum dezurt 2 mud.
I’z givvin U gro-litez n minerul supplimintz.
Wattaya wontz frum me – Blud?
(Owch — darn roaziz! Darn thoarnz!)
slurp..slurp..slurp
FEEEED MEE!!!!
kwik, thro sum olives fr teh martoonie
*lodes cat apult*
*pew pew pew*
>>>>>>>>>>>>óóóóó
Heer,ebree tiem a nyew plant cumz it lukz arownd, sighz nd klapzez ded. duznt eben wate fur da 10dur kare.
ohai MelOnyx … ai rememberz (ai finkso) that yew were looking fer a collabr.. colabrador … clolalolab… werkingtogether project on a cleenup system fer multiple splorts. Yes? Well, ai has been thinking abouts it, and this picshur seems like a dangerus wun.
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Well, ai has just wun werd for you. Robots. That’s right; here at d’Beaker Labs, we has been werking on a multi-splort system using RoboNanoTeknoLology. Yep. Insted of teh single operator system now useded on the CCC, we has the CCC as teh base stashun fer teh multiple brain recovery robots (BRRs). Here’s a picshur of sum BRRs in acshun:
http://www.images.icanhascheezburger.com/imagestore/2008/7/22/th_4881cef5-790e-4121-9474-15da1bb234de.jpg
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Teh plan is to deploy multiple BRRs. Each BRR is carefully programmeded to suuuuuck up braynes frum a single splort bictum. (Igor wants to do sum experiments to test this…). We’re nawt so sure what comes next. Stay tooned.
umm. Prof. d’ Beeker. I can haz hep?
i gets a 404 mesij win i cliks teh linkee.
kthnx
Mii 2, but Ai saw it on da Prof’s profile. Such a gud idea! Little “roombaz” runnin rond kleenin up splorts. But who is going 2 pat pat pat awl da braynz bak in an gibe out teh goodies?
oops. 404 = nawt good.
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but if yew click on my name and look in the picshurs there, yew shoud see it.
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as teasel2 says (btw, interesting name; how did yew cum by it?), teh next step is teh replacement of teh braynez in teh cranial cabbities. That sounds like a tsk for pipetting. There are sum automated pipette systems that cud be adapted ai finkso. Fer example, here’z a linky tew a demonstrashun:
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http://www.eppendorf.com/int/index.php?pb=32e16db3c512fb8c&action=epmotion&contentid=7
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notice teh lab coat!! notice teh glasses !!
*Prof d’B notices teh class is getting bored*
ok, ok. They also has teh music video. Srsly. No, ai am nawt making this up.
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http://www.eppendorf.com/int/hawkpopup.php?contentid=13&gclid=CNfc-vLd1JQCFQ-SHgod_mTCQQ
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next step — the ottomated dispenser of chawklit (possums), drinks, scotch, and blankets. stay tuned.
Omgroflmaobbq! 2 phunny musik videoh.
:snerk: Da hand kummin owtta da broashure iz liek da hand kummin owtta da kawmickle buk in dat owld A-Ha beedeeyow “Tayk Awn Me”
:LOL: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
i has addid teh mew sick vidyo to sweepea’s profile, cuz maro0′s profile awreddy be full o stuffnnonsense.
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♫so put doon teh pipette hunnee & git sumfin dat will set chew fweeeeeeeeeeeeeee wheeeeeeeee!
it be rilllly rillly kewl if you opens teh video in
two diffrunt windoes & hazzit plying canonikallee. okays, it wuz the kewl fer me, okays?!!!
*exits humming to self*
♫DNA, RNA, PRO TEen ceelll kulchurez, test reagentz, fasterr wurk will saev yu munnees…♫
hmmm i gotted blinkded by teh sinetist guy in teh lab coat & are doze saeftee glasses??
lessee if i gottid rite…
shudda been
nope. iwuz rite teh nawt sekkund time.
iz way kewl to has 2 oar moar o doze vidyoes going in fughetta; nawt Bach, but berry amyusink!
glad yew liked teh video. Do you noes the famous PCR music video? (polymerase chain reaction; used for measuring teh DNA)?
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wut? yew duzn’t? should ai post the linky?
yes, pls.
kthnx!
♫ so put down teh pipette hunee..
Ai’m sew impressd wid ur CCC planz! Gud wrk, Prof d’B!
Ai lubbed teh videohz. Beery weird.
‘Bout mai name: A series ob mai kittehs haz pointy plant names.
Nawt second ov da pointy plant kittehs was Bramble, den Holly, (both gone, alas) den Cotton and Teasel. Ai started wif Libby an Sarah.
Mai real name iz ordinary.
Problee TMI!
well, ok, since you askeded so many times, here it is.
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http://www.bio-rad.cnpg.com/lsca/videos/ScientistsForBetterPCR/
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never say we here at d’Beaker Labs don’t provide teh high-class entertaynments.
sry. WrdPrs has scrambled teh address. ai took off teh h h t p, but it added a w w w where there was nawt supposed to be wun.
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so, remove teh w w w frum the address and yew will be OK.
ratzenfratzen. linkee no werks.
how can dis bee????dBeaker failed to provide an anxious publik wif hi klass entertaynments.
nebber thot i’d live to see teh day eye’d say dat;
sad but twoo…sob sob…
shhhh. yew were never supposed to say that !!!
.
see extra instructions just above yer commint.
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ps … wuz wrdprs fault. rly.
HAHAHAHA
Scientistz r sew sillie! I hab it playin rite nao!
Thx, Prof d’B for bringin teh edukaishun 2 ICHC.
umm. Prof. d’Beaker? i kant geddit to werk…
that meanz itwont be on da test, rite?
here, try this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5yPkxCLads
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itz worth the wait. trust me.
Google http://www.bio-rad.cnpq.com, that’s how I found it. The interwebz haz it rong as cnpq rather than cnpg. It was wirth teh effort to find!
oh, my. gosh. dat is so funnneeeee!
♫denaturin. anneeling…
amazing wut heatingandkoolingandheatingandkooling willdooooooo
googlol is mye fwend. less spearmint & sea if my linkee werkz:
bio-rad.cnpg.com/lsca/videos/ScientistsForBetterPCR/
♫whoose yr daaaadddeeee…
oh, teasel, how’d you get yr naem?
i can has a multi pointee ended teasel burr sumwhere’s in my pantree. is id a relatif o yrs?
oh, nebbermind. i see yr splanashun ^ up dere. fanx.
Nawt sekund tiem Ai red ur comment AI thot you sayz u had burr in ur Pantiez! Mai pantiez juz ’bout had an askceedent in dem Ai waz laffin sew hard!
Yez, Ai’m shur mai Teasel iz a relatif–she is snorgle-pruf kitteh wid awlz her pointy endz. An iffn her pointy endz are nawt so pointy after a mani, she usez her thumper feet an teef!
owchee. jest finkin about dat freudian slip gives me a pain in teh…well nebbermind…
Ai haz found soolushun to killn plants. Do not leve dem n pots! Stik em in dirt owtside n let um take tehr chansez. Dey lib oar diez. Not ur problum.
Let teh plantz run wild n freee!
Who is this ravishing beauty??!! I am smitten!!
watch owt EM, sheze underkuvver KGB… an we awl noes hao dangerus that iz.
fyuuelled by teh manoor, watturs, adn sunlite, slender greeen tendrils emerge adn creep around ebil maus unbeenownst to him…
*Ebil Maus disappears and A YNG appears in his place*
Help! I am being covered by green tendrils! My nakedness is being covered! Help!
*fig leaf appears in stragteric areeya*
No! No! YNGs are required to be naked at all times!
Need annee halp?
Maybee we cud yoos a little
Rownd Up on him, DK?
Round up! Yas!
*gets owt lasso adn practisses frowing adn retreeving wif it*
hay, ur pretty gud wif dat!
wich, uh, part are u going to try to rope furst?
Teh caff, ob corse!
sheze gunna rope teh naked part, duh!
A rowd up??
will dere b kowboiz???
wif tite jeenz??
*klimz up on deh rail fence 2 getgud vu.*
NOW ur talkin MJ!
Fyremenz r nice….but cowbois.. in dose
tite geens? *swoon*
YNG seems to be disdapeered. Ai beddur go maek shur hims, er, cumfterbl..
*wanders off to NB wissling n twirling lasso*
sabes a horssie ryde a cowbois!
Tendrils r bovvering u? AI can halp! Jest let me nom dem off u.
NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Dere, dat shuld bee bedder.
*mind meld wif EM continyous*
EM are you bein smitten by MaisNon or SweetPea, or mary0?
*commercial break*
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Kerfull bowt da meen n green wif plantz …
…
“I’z uh meen green mutha frum owtur spays, n I’z bad!!”
“(Meen! Green! Bad!)”
Liddul Shop uv Horrors FTW!
*whirrring sound*
It’s the RONCLOL blenderizerator
We are the answer to yr prayerz: We bring you Whirrled Peas.
We awlredy gabe peas a chantz. fail.
jingul contimews frum teh RONCLOL Blendericer commershul…
♫awl we yar saaaayin is giv peas a chanz…
got eerwurm? yr welcome
MaisNon, of course! Her Ebilness is captivating…
*looks askance down decidedly gallic nose*
*ahem*
“you’re a mouse”
And your devoted slave! Command me!
EEEK! A Maus!
*jumps onna chare*
Ebil Minions are NOT afraid of mice, and do NOT jump on chairs. Return your T-shirt IMMEDIATELY!!!!
yu just wanna see me nekkid…
*jumps on chare*
*jump
*jump
*j… krrrrrrack*
oh luk! kindling!
*pullz owt zippo*
MaisNon, to paraphrase Reepicheek [gallant maus in Narnia], lacks imagination.
Intuitive grasp of the obvious is her forte.
hmmm. An “ebil maus” as a slave.
*looking flummoxed*
This is certainly a new experience for me.
And what, pray tell, should I do with you, lil ebil maus?
Can you cook, Mr. EbilMaus? or will you poisson me?
Sorry MaisNon et al. Ebil Maus and I have to get ready for rehearsal. TTFN!
I bet he cud have make a luvvlee
fisshy-swahs too.
bweak a leg!
oh he duz… we had it at teh last ebil minion werk party.
Aibe smitten bai seberal ICHC wimmin, too…trooly EBIL haow it messes wif teh hed an’ heartstrings…’snawt fare!
Sumbuddy gibe her sordid chokklitez!
O, I canz.
**gibes sweetpea sordid chokklitez**
Der’s moar in da NB iffin wii neds dem!
Hey SweetPea! Hello in there. Hey! What’s so important? What you got here that’s worth living for?
*weaklee*
mebee if sumwun reminded me…started a liszt…
Ooohhhhh Liszt!!!!
otay
Fings werf livvin for:
Alkollik beverij frum teh CCC
Bebbeh Kittehs
Cheezfrenz
D…
De byootee uv teh whirled
Eaguls soaring in teh skiez
Fronsch toast
Glorius summer mornings
Hebbenlee musiks
Ice creem!
J…
gigglols
happeecat
isekreem!
Grace
Happy thoughts
Impressive oshun waves crashing on beach
J…
Joi
Kittehs
Lubs
Moar lubs
N…
Jungle catz
krinklee kittee toyz
Laffter
Muzik
Nomz
O……
Nawty barn
Ovver peepl
Qween caeks
R..
Rollacoastaz
Sweetpea’s poastings
Tribble’s jokez
Upfi’s cat err pillar
V…
Violets
Wrenz
Xtra cheez on a cheezburger
Y….
Yello sunshine
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz awn a cumfy bed wiv a kitteh bai yor side
YNG to do teh irnin
Zebras (ai likes zebras)
YNGs
Zest fur lief
An dont furget “twoo luvvvvvvv.”
(But maybeh he sed “to blaythe” insted!)
Kwik! Humperdink is gitting marreed in little less than half an howr. We needz a meerakul.
(Don’t rush me, sonny. Yoo rush a meerakul man, yoo git rotten meerakuls!)
Da chokklit maykz it goe daown eezeeyur… Wayt 15 minitz, n doan goe swimmin 4 un ower…
Wat? No P? I doan c it.
Purrrrrrz
Da P iz inna liddur boks sumwarez…
Dat splainz it!
Yesh. Iz fuhn, 2! Ai lubes teh vyue frum teh weendows.
Blarrrgggghhhh!
I is ded frum teh cyoot!
Two in one day. Must be sum kinda recurd fer me…
oh gud at least U can talk
I will send Dr Tiny Cat soon
here has some choclits
till herz arrivez
do u have enny ov those sordid choklits???
what is dose?
choclits with YNG’s pic on it?
Aahz waz handended dem owt yesterday–possumz an octupoosies doin…interrestun tings. Dey ebben haz sordid fillinz!
YUMMEH!
I don’t fink dere iz nekked peepul awn choclit. lol
I haz plintee uv sordid chokklitz, but givin da kyotniss uv dis pitcher, I beddur sayvem 4 awl da fyoocher splort viktumz…
Scoops up maus’s branes agane
pore dem bak in teh hedd
fastens awn CHRG(wdi) wiv ekstra strawng ducky taep
Adds 50s baving cap fur extra saftee
Offers maus sum hawt choklitt an a floofy blankit.
Der, Rest fur a bit an u will feel better
Monorayl CCC kumz kwyitlee up bai Maus…
**sweepee sweepee sweepee brayns inna pyl**
**skoopee skoopee skoopee bak inna hed**
**patteepatpat 2 smoovem owt agin**
**dukkeetap 2 put evvyfing bak 2gevvur agin**
**putz bavvin kap awn Maus’z hed**
**snapz CHRG(w/trayn injunz onnit) obber cap**
**rapz Maus n softee fwoofee bwankee (bloo dis tym sintz himz dint liek da peenk wun b4)**
Dere U goez Maus — gud az noo! Rest inna comfee chayr in da Splort Lownj, dreenk sum steemee hawt chokklit wif wippee kreem n nom awn sum chokklit possumz wif kreemee fillinz 2 gitz ur strengf bak, n U b beddur n noe tym
Goin Mai way ??
even iffn theyre nawt, ime still gettin on.
onli ifnz u iz franki sinatra……..
momcat
Nao DIS rush own ai cud taek!
PUBLIK SIRBISS ANOWNCMINT
WARNING! Xtreem splortaj danjur! Maek shur ur CHRG iz awn adn titelee sekured!
END OB PUBLIK SERBISS ANNOWNCMINT
OWR. Rush owr.
Whare u rushing 2??
For dat matter where has u been DK?
*hedbonks*
*hedbonks to leeza*
A twerk. Ebil, ebil werk.
*rushes off to printer adn tehn to snak bar to get root beer flotes fur ebreebuddee to sillybrate teh 8-wai macramay*
root beer flotes! mai favrit!
*playz teh flote*
*liks teh flote* Mmmm, root beer….
mmmm…. beer….
No-noes, leeza – ROOT beer. No beer fur u a twerk. Later, inna NB, otay?
*POWT*
Well ok.
It’ll taste bedder wif the YNG bringing it ennyways…
Ai can has rosé wine, pleaz? *hick*
Rush owr? kool! I likz Rush! Kin we hab an REM owr next?
momcat
Der will b anuvver wun along soon
itteh bitteh kitteh committee takes its meeting outdoors
akshully dey is tayking a break from the dull meetings
oh DATS why dey luks so sleepy!
dey muss uv bin in sum of deh meetins i haf 2 go2
Extra rums added so no full during peek ours!
Aktually,iffin dere wuz xtra RUM on board,cars wuld be BERREE ful !!!
iz dat ware awl teh rums gon?
EECK! AI hasn’t scene u in ayges! How r u? {{{eeckthecat}}}
cuz dey is sew bizzy… fixing SPLORTS!!!!!
they’d best watch the kar in the middl, might de-rail…
mite?
trai will wif just a liddle presshure…
will?
iz haf-derailed aready!
I dunno, dey do nawt luk lyk dey be in mush of a rush to meh!
Wad soff, floofee cars!
“Sleep like a kitten in air-conditioned comfort”
Fine print reeds:
“monorale operaters nawt responsibul iffn yu miss yer stawp. kthxbai.”
Just like Chessie cat.
Yeh … heerz sumfin 4 ur reedin n vyoowin plezyoor:
http://www.cohs.org/history/chessie.htm
…
CAWSHUN: Bebbeh Chessie kitteh iz splortalishuss — tytin ur CHRG b4 vyoowin!
dat’s my babbieh!
I think I already have that site bookmarked…
It’s what I getz for growin’ up round trainz… 
chessie! rit? mai dadcat hadz a chessiecar in hiz trane set……
momcat
Get awn booooard!!!
But…but…ai know haz tikit!
Tikit? Dey tayke u 4 a ride, 4 shure!
iz gota tickt two ride…… but i noz care…
momcat
♫ahhhhhh, sheez gotta tikkit to ride…an she dont caaaaare…
…my babee no care…
beatlols, yay!
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good to seeya gascat/momcat
Beatlols rawk!!
Hai cheezpeeps. Ai haz nawt bin heer fur awile becuz ov a miksup wif mai user name adn mai profile. I had bin uzing teh naem “marymary” heer on teh commints wiffout no-ing dat sumwon els alriddy uzed dat naem on dare profile. Sew nao Ai m martianmary, adn I haz mai oan profile. I iz srry tu teh reel marymary hoo wuz uzing teh naem beefour mii adn has lotsa gud pikchurs adn lotsa gud frenz on hur profile. Can wii bee frenz?
Hmmm….Smaller, lighter, faster…The Transportation Industry might be on to something big, here!
but awlso verree suseptibull to teh sownd uv a canopenr.
Werl, in TTI teh Transportayshun Industry is bery suseptibull to teh sownd uv a leef awn teh line in teh ottum (SHOK!!! LEEVES FALL AWF TEH TREES!!!! HOO NOO!!!! TRAINS BROT TO A STANDSTILL!!!!), so prolly an improovmint.
dats how teh monorail wurks. aht every stayshun dey haz canopenrs to entyce teh kitteh to go tew. Dey stop tew let peeplz in and owt, along wif refewel teh kittehz wif gushy food.
den dey probly haz two change kittehz- mai kitteh haz a habit ub curlzin up fur a nap after him getz himz gushifud……
u pose a monorail runnin on da gushi fud wud be cheaper den da trane weiz hab heer?
-herd sumfin immerestin yesterdai….. dey hadz buzes runin on biodiesel round heer, deh is discontinuin dem ’cause da biodiesel mor ‘spensize n da buzes kept brakn daon……
bak to da drawn board…..
momcat
The ekspress line to Kyoot City
kin I hab sum spresso on da spress trane?
momcat
fank u!
I iz gona tri n beez round moar…. lol’s iz relaxin n I needs relaxin at da moment!- moar or less eberfing dat can go wrung wif a moov, haz gone wrung! snail mail tellz me I no lefted forwardn address sos I mus no longer exsit…… wunder whut late billz gona showz up naow!
Gotta findz neu joob two……
seez u soon!
momcat
Ai had a leezhurlee moarnin, went to swim laps, den got to werk…. and saw dis pikchur befoar ai kud find mai CHRG (wdoi) oar a 50s style bavving cap oar a bicycle helmut oar ennyfing vaig-lee resembling a splort-prevention device.
….
HALP!!!
…
*KA – SSSSSSSPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOORRRRRTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!1!!*
Oh noez. Ai’ll halp. *Scups nightshayde’s braynes bak in her hed, dukt taeps it chut, adn tytens teh CHRG* U wantin choklits? Ai haz choklits 4 u. An a fuzzi bloo blanky. *Gibes dem 2 nightshayde*
Fanks, Opheliacat. Ai still feelz berry week, but teh choklitz is halping.
*snugguls down into teh fuzzi bloo blanky & nibbuls on choklit*
Ai jus hoap ai doan haz to yooze mai braynes tewdai.
KA-SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORT-SPLORT-SPLORT-SPLORT!!!!!!!!!!
Dit iz getting serijuslee out of hand. Dear mee.
k, oobark, stay calm. Ai triez 2 bee calm, too.
HALP! Where iz dat CCC agin… dere it iz. K. *readz manjual*
Gavver up teh brainz. k.
Put dem back in oobark’s cranjul cabbity. k. *pat gently*
Put CHRG (wdoi) ovver hed. *twang*
Wrappity wrap ducky tayp around it. *will 10 rounds do???*
Wrap floofy blanket round owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh (wif byootimus kitteh fayces awn it)
K, here iz ur hawt drink. Here’s sum shoogar 2 put in it. And, oh, here iz sum Lindt chocklit truffels. Hoap u laikez dem.
Nao sit quitely 4 a whyle, k?
*gently pats oobark awn teh bakc*
Um, oobark? U needs NE help wiv dose Lindt choklit truffels, just let me kno. Ai is ur woman for dat. Wiv no fort for mai persnl safetee, ai will eet enny u needs sabin from.
no help kneaded, but will shaer
Mmmm… Lindt balz is nom-y
**wipes up teh droolz**
Mmmm… Speshullee da wite chokklit wunz………
…
Gotz summa doze at da hows IRL, 2…
Ai go lai daon fore ‘nuvver nap, aifinkso…bbl
Ooooohhh, mah hed!
Oh! Ai forgotz moast important fink. *hugs owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh*
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Ai fink u needs dat nao. Frum une “ai has a said” purr son to anuvva.
fang kew, upfi. {{{{{{ upfi }}}}} ai bbl
I has kweshuns…
Can I has mai abatarr?
How long to make mai commentz showz up?
Ai’m cornfuzzled
and I has sad
Oooooh commentz showd up rite way, but where’z my abatar?
Maybe basement kitteh moderated mai commentz last nite cuzn I gnew?
yew needz a wordpress accownt to be logged in to haves an abatar. Maek sure you is logged in dere before you comez here and it shud work.
fanks officekwat!
i goez n playez aat teh wurdpress for a whilez
wif any lucks, ayl bbl
I has happy now
UR AVATAR IS TEH WIN!
TTTAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCOOOOOOOSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!
Ai iz bak.
Sew iz ai. Hai.
ai iz heer. ai haz my CHRG and 50s baving cap on. i haz on shaydz. i haz on blyndfold twoo. noa i cannt see whur i gooing ::C R A S H:: oh – noes – didz i knock monorail kittehs offa da trak???
Verry effishunt Kitteh Rale at yoar servis!1!!
efficient and kyoot!!1! dat remindz me i dont haz mah CHRG on! oh noes!! *CRACK*
*SPLORT!!*
*Dramatically fallz 2 da grownd wiff mah braynz popping out*
i cant movez….H-halp!
Typical. Wait for ages, then 3 arrive at once.
Ai fink teh peeps iyn Washingmachine, DC, wuud ravver taike tihs monorail tahn teh Mehtroh!!!! Tihs wun duzn’t caust enney munnees, haz bilt-iyn enturtaiynment, adn haurdlee ebber brakes daown!!!!!
Oooo! teh kittehs luks lyke mah kitteh, Cupcayk!
Monorail lolz always funneh