Wai da long face? Here kitteh fix it
kittehs nd horses haz a speshul relationship.
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ornj wunz aer teh best.
Howdy! How has yoo been?
wai, howdee maus!
you has teh rehersul wif teh payne ful name tonite? hoep awl goes well, adn no wun gets kilt.
Tonite is preview. Teh sitzprobe wuz Sundai. No wun will gets kilt: we is doin Oklahoma, not Brigadoon…
Wud pore Jud agree wif dat?
Well… I gess not.
♫♫♫
Pore Jud is Daid
Pore Jud Fry is daid
His friends’ll weep and wail for miles around
♫♫♫
The daisies in the dell
will give out a different smell
Because Pore Jud is underneath the ground…
♫♫♫
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Poooooooore Jud
Poooooooore Jud
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He wuz so misunderstood. I fink he and EM wud get along famusslee.
butt ur doin fyne
oh kla hoh muh
oh kla hoh muh
oh kay!
Wun uv mah fayvrit movies is Twister. I luv teh scene wher they’re chasin a twister an this song is playin on teh sowndtrack. Oklahoma! OK!
Comcatulayshunz MOSweepea! Haven’t seen uin awyle, glad ur bakk! Wutchu wanting for tawp-of-heep sillybrachuns?
cawfee n biskotti? i aer awl out o biskotti, i has a
*whisks into kitchen, whipps up a batch of biscloltti, majicul fast*
Cawfee wif chikkoree, cawfee wiffowt chikkoree, an 3 flavurz biskololoti:almond, chawklit, an brown shooger! Please tew hep urslef!
does U haz a recepee that souns yummeh
Sumware rownd heer iz a recipe! Butz I doant merember ware, an most of mai cookbookz iz still pakkded awai. Sawree
Oh don worriez zf it beez OK
did Uz recently moove or iz Uz gonna move?
Mooveded a yeer ago, lol. Nawt room to unpakk awlla boxez…..
yup. bin dere, dun dat. we haz boxes nawt opened sinz 19elebentee.
i can haz cafe o lay wif teh chikkoree cawfees? Hazn’t had dat in a wiles.
*taeks wun o eech flava bisskotties*
fineprintatbottomlabelfrornjkitteh:
saef fur taupical use onlee. poisoniss if taekin internully.
Direkshunz fr usage: fr awl ages, apply liberally to affected area fur teh treetmint of long face.
and be sure to rub in gud!
Butz…if ur lawn fayce is cawzded bai eetin, say, chikkin, an teh ornj kitteh triez to get internal cawz he liekz ur chikkin breth, wut then? (speekin frum purrsnul Xpiryense)
*passes over toofbrush & dentul floss*
O lookee! Dis floss iz spechul 4 gettin owt teh ornj furrz frum mai teethzez! Fankyew O liddle green vine!
*turns label ober fr leeza-b to sea otter side o ornj kitteh labul*
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Other Uses fur dis Fien Produkt:
Angur reduckshun/manijmint
Belly laff indoosing
C…
Caterwaul praktissin
Doin teh “wermy-skwermy” thing
Ebil-anything gettin rid of
F…
Floof providing
Gud luvs givin
Harmonee indoocing
Incubayting incunablula
Jumpin ober ebberyting
Keeping grabbity down
L…
Luvvinz, unkundishunul
Meowin (2 wayk U up, 2 tell uv imptee dishiz, etc.)
Noze-tuchin ur featz
O…
Laying on chest wehn you has a sad..
Make goggies behave
O…
Ooops…don eben kno mai A B C’s enymor
Not to wurree. we use teh kitteh alfamabet sumtymes!
Purrrrrrrrrrr therrrrapee
Quik fix fur teh sads
Respite frum trialz n tribbleashuns
S…
I’z missed 2 cheezpeepz 4 a gud wyle nao– Tribble an CookiesHooman. NEbuddee noez iz tehy ok?
AI fink ai has seen Tribble jesturday or teh day be4, nawt sure. Ai has nawt seen CookiesHooman in a long tyme, sry.
Tribble wuz just here t’otter day…
*long faze*
yup. i misses teh Cookie’s Human.
i needs a to0n-up on my b0rg implantz.
*brightenz faze*
but, i can has seen tRibble; her haz been round wif a kewl new abatar, i finkso!
Nawty-an-nyce expert
Opportunist if yew leevez bag of kibble awn cownter awl nite(speekin frum Xperience)
Pullin bag ov kibble orf cownter onto floor
Qwikklee chewin hole froo bag
Resq-in awlla fudz frum fayte werse than deth
Sharin teh fudz wif homies
T…
Teechin hoomans hao to play “fetch” with kitteh toys,
Understandin when yoo haz hadda hard day
Voycin teh angst uv teh ages at 3 in teh mornin’
W . . .
Watching over Uz when Uz ar sleeping
Xcessive shedding of deh furz on Ur black pantses
Your fren when U needs some quiet unnerstanding
Zzzzz taking naps in deh middel of deh afturnoon
hee hee hee….voycin teh angst….iz alwaiz at free in da mornin, isnt it?! Dey say we do our best pyskological work at dat angstful time!
Awlso, IME, iz ONLY teh ornj wunz that duz this!!!!!
I has a big ole floofy tabbeh that duz the
3 am MROWR sumtimes…
I fink she gets lost. Silleh tabbie.
Teh howse is only 1000 sq feets.
Ayfinks is kitteh way uv sayin an age-old trooth:
Teh nite is darkest just befoar dawn.
Eethur that, or teh lonelies has set in. Teh 3 a.m. mwrowr may be a kawl fur frendsheep an famblee.
I fink dey is tryin to fyn u, lyk a whael song.
MROWR?!
*ping*
MROWERE?!
*ping*
MROWERERR????!!
“WHAT DO YOU WANT?!”
Purrrrrrrrr…
WIN! dats it at my house!
when Weezy MRWOWRs, I has to say,
‘we’re in here Weezer..’
and she comes bak to bed.
giglol at mrowr? *ping*
sorta kitteh sonar?
wich is why yu shud nebber anser @
3 in teh a.m. cuss it jest katlibrates teh settinz to go
off ebery 3am. nawt so fun, akshullee.
Thatz whut teh eggspurts sez. Donawt answer teh 3 a.m. MWROWR – or yoo will be incurrijing eet! So whut is wun to do? Lie ther sylently, wundering if ther is a kitteh in distress sumwharz. Hmm. Teh eggspurts seems to haz kold harts, IMHO.
yesh. it be darned neer impawsibul to ignoar dat plaintif mrow.
we aer dooom’d by ower low resistanz to teh kitteh yowlz.
Yah, but if I dunnot ansur, hims jus keeps kryeng! Bettur to stawp it erlee…
takes da sunburm payne awai
u-vyah-la moischurizer
vaynkwish th3 sads…
SueBooCat – I luvved teh u-vyah-la moischurizer!
ah wil agreee.. orinjez r grate!!
I lubs orng kittehs! mai Zipper Cat is orng. himz vewwy sweet.
u speeks teh truff. teh orinj kittehs are so full ov lub.
we had teh orinj tom-kitteh who adopted us. he lived in teh garden an onlee watched frm a distans. den he started 2 peer in 2 teh howse frew teh livin room windoes. den mai mom-cat started feedin him, an … Tah-Dah!!!!
we was adopted! he stayed wif my mom an dad-cat untill he crossed teh bridge 2 go home. wat a sweetie! i still miss him.
{{{AfriCat}}}
I haz an orinj kitteh 2, herz ar bery loving and sweet
Mah hart-kitteh wuz orinj boi. Awl mah lyfe teh orinj wunz attrakted meh lyke teh magnetz! Mah noo kitteh is a gray tabbi boi, tho. He haz whyt pawz an tummeh, an a sweet disposishun. He fell in teh shower with meh 3 tymes this mornin! On teh third tyme, I started thinkin it wuz intenshunal!
Mah luv uv orinj kittehs: let me show yoo it!
Mah luv uv uther culler kittehs:
let me show yoo that too!
Mah hart is beeg. Ther is enuff luv for orinj an uthers innit.
testing..stoopid weirdpress!
Ohai. Testing? Hmm, I didn studdeh. Iz teh answer – Mozambeek?
Mt. McKinley!
Ur so gud Gremlin! Eben widout teh studdeh u gotted the rite answer!
An ur rite too, LCB! Dats da nise ting bout kitteh testz, all the answers b rite. Eberrywun getz A+.
Teasel, did u ever take teh LOLSAT? I’ll has to dig up teh questions.
I finded them. Here u are:
LOLSAT, Pt. 1
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/29/whad-you-meanz-i-lookz-like-patrick-stewart/#comment-134269
LOLSAT, Pt. 2
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/31/he-knowz-sumthin/#comment-136259
Dat waz hard!
Pt.1
1. c
2. elenbenbty hours
Secnd 2. b
Pt.2
1. d
2. CC does exist cuz Ai haz wun. Her name iz Cotton.
3. f an g
Does were sum good questions, LCB. Ai hope Ai passed.
I hope u passed, 2. We will send ur LOLSAT answers to teh LOLSAT Testing Serviss Center, whare they will be ignored by teh highliest edjumacated kittehs around.
U will get ur score in teh mail in about elebenty weeks.
O noes! Ai haz nawt! Iz it hard? Mus Ai studdeh? Iz der a LOLSAT book for dummies?
We wuz adoptid by 2 oranj kittehs, jus lyke dat! Dey were ossum. I miss mai oranj behbehs.
Dey R! Ai ben tryin to add a comment about my orinj kitteh, but weirdpress mus b weird cuz dat comment nebber appears tho udder onez dew. Iz a missteree.
Ah heck….
SPLORT!
I knew u were goonna say that!!! Alsew, BRAKEALEGG!!!
Fanks ZF! Tonite is preview. Teh show is goin gud.
ifn sumbouddy taykes video ov teh show, will yu post clip on yur profile payge?
*hint, hint*
Sry BL. We canna taek videeos: it wud be in violation uv our contract wif teh Roger an Hammerstein peeps, and also wif teh moosishuns yoonyun. Teh fine is about elebenty bazillion monees and sum othur bad stuffs.
I’ll post sum pics wunce I gets prints frum the fotografer. Taht will be bout 3 weeks.
I unnerstanz. Will luk forward to teh pix.
*singing*
Some day my prints will come…
Scoops up maus’s branes
pore dem bak in teh hedd
fastens awn CHRG(wdi) wiv ducky taep
Adds 50s baving cap fur extra saftee
Offers maussum hawt choklitt an a floofy blankit.
Der, Rest fur a bit an u will feel better
Didz yu sort out all teh multiple purr-sun-alitieez when yu scoopeded teh braynes back in?
Hu buf! V svaxf gru oenlarf tbggrq zvkqrq hc! UNYC!
*runs to teh d’Beaker Labs & getz the brayne descrambler.”
I hopez that this duz not create new multiple identities!
*drillz hole in Maus’s hed. Inserts nozzle. descramblez braynes.*
There! Yu shuds be okai nao.
Bu ABRM! Obbxyvba, h unm frag fhz fpenzoyrqrq oenlarf vagrj znv ubzr ng GebyyurvzHagreGurFrn!! Grul vm gbkvp grj zr! Unyc!
V jhq gel gb unyc ohg nccneragyl V vf rovy abj.
Whew! Wutevver u did wyle u wuz confessin there werked! *hugz Leeza wif see-weed-ee armz*
Caretroll! My BFF!
*removes strand uv see-weed from eyes and hugz Caretroll bak*
Awwwww, shuckz! *wipes sawltee teer frum eye*
Oh hai cheeze peeps! I can has cheezeburger!
Egad! Where are my Ebil Minions?! And my Zippo?!
Yoiks! What happened to my clothes? How embareassing!
WOOHOO!! YNG, u spozed tew be in tehNB, bareassing nawt furr awt heer!
Oar….hoo iz teh ebil purrson hoo haz debreefed u, hm?
An duz he ryde a hoarse, hmm????
*hands cheezburger to EM*
*takes clotheses off Maus and gibs to YNG*
*hides zippos in secret stashy plais*
*wisspurrz* Leeza! Wut if Maus haz tew meet wiv teh cloolesspeepz todai? U definitely habbin an ebil nao! 8)
*Suddenly, a whirlwind appears*
*Maus, Ebil Maus and YNG are sucked in*
*They spin around violently*
*The whirlwind disappears*
Ah… Everything appears to be back to normal…
Yes. And I think I need to have a word or elebenty with Leeza…
Oh good! I’m naked again. Back to the NB and my ironing…
oh if u want to fank me for teh cheezburger, think
nothing uv it.
YNG’s iz sew eezy………………………..to please
Wii r still in da NB frum lass knight??? r dis sum kynda orjy???
Well teh YNG lives there.
I fink he’s the onlee one in rite now.
Prolly has a lot uv cleenin up 2 do.
Hay, if u can merember lass nite…..u werent there!
Ai wuzn’t thayre…too mush comple…compet…too menny bedder-lQQking guise.
Kitteh cosmetic surgery — luk lyke a cat!
i fink da horsie will liek da maek over becauz he would become a lolcat!!1!
den…peepz wouldnt tease him bout da long face!
is it becoz u aer a little horse?
Naw. It caws him fren is bein catty.
*hed desk*
Puss in boots is heer to halp.
Sgt. Tibbs to teh reskyoo, wunz agin!
It are outta mah handz, senorita. The winds of fate have blown on mah destinee. But I will neber forget u. U is the lub of mah life.
.
As is u… And, uh, u… And, oops, u… And I… err… I doesn’t know u but I’d liek to!
…onlee poysin if taked inturnalee.
umm. i postid dis in rong plaice.
das OK–still funnee sekond tyme 2! lil tip frum Aunty SBC: Member to reuve foil wrapper b4 insershun
iz remoove…..tho i suppoz u cud reuve it too
hedbbonks gud 4 everything!
zauberflote! I wuz wundering yestiddy where yu wauz.
Ohai booklion! I haz been at the rong playce at teh rong tyme deze menny lolpics… No fun poastin if I cant stay, u noez?
Oh, iz true. Ize glad to cee yu.
Glad 2 B heer! Wunce agin, cant say lawng, sigh.
well gud to see u, eben for a short time!
u can clone urselfs, so u can be in 2 plaises at once?
I wish.
ai lubs hedbonks.
Ohai, leosmom!
Hao r teh furrballz?
cornfuzded. aim putting up new window treetments and dere uzhual perch is tempe…tampa…gone for a little whilz.
Will be all bettur when ai gets home from werk today.
Zeus no gib mi hedbonks.
Mai mahm’s kitteh usta gibs mi hedbonks on mai chin. Ai wuz teh onlee wun hur wud do taht 2.
Mai Lex kitteh want ME to gib HIM teh hedbonks! Ebrey day I comes in frum wurk an he wantz to beh pickt up an rubbd on hims hed wif mah chin. He leenz back into it. What a silleh behbeh!
Mai Sam had rikketz wehn behbee kitteh. Only bitz uv himz dat didnt hurt wehn tuched wuz hed. Eben after ober rikketz, stil prefurr hedbonks ober pettin. Always wunted to hedbonk ur fist, rilly rilly hard.
Kitteh Therapee – gud 4 wat ailz u!
Ohai rhsb– how iz u ? I fink I red u wuz ebil fur a liddle wyle? An then nawt? Thank gudness!
I tink she’z keepin sum ebil on hand to help her wif teh pleh tymez.
Yesh, taht’s rite. Ai has 2 keep sum ov teh ebil 4 wen ai has 2 deel wif teh hubbeh. Nawt taht ai’m gonna b ebil, but ai needs it 2 b tuff/strong wif him.
Ai still gots teh Ebil Maus Minion t-shirt an teh zippo, jes in case.
Don’t forget your seltzer bottle and a cream pie. An Ebil Minion is always prepared…
Yes, Master. **bows deeply**
Rhsb, I seez ur poynte. Mehbbeh wii awl needz tew hab a T-shirt, in case we needz to halp u?
Ai dunno if ur kwalified 4 teh t-shirt. U hasta ask Ebil Maus bowt taht.
Oh. I a liddle skarded ov EM. I jusss plai it sayfe an be heer 4 u wennevver u needs! Awlsew Caretroll kan halp.
Doan b skarded ov EM. Him’s reelee nyse, wunse u getta kno him. Jes a beeg ole misundastud softee, askshully. The ebilness iz jes his wai ov pertektin himself frum bein hurt. Him’z a littel sensitiv. **but doan tayle him ai tolded u taht**
*Ahem*
Loose lips sink ships, deary…
No dey doan! Eyseburgz do. Jes ask teh Titanic.
*swimz orf tew speek wiv Tytanik*
♫♫♫
There is gud there is gud there is untapped gud!
Deep down inside him there is gud!!
♫♫♫
Gee Ossifer Krupke….
der is gud
der is gud
der is gud gud gud
deep down inside him der be gud!
West Said Stawry ref FTW!!!!
ANOM!
dey haz a lub
Is mah borsie U no can haz
I meant horsie
really? iz dat ur horsie fur real??
I no haz horsie
dis ar mah alturnative capshonz for the pictoor
dis iz what I imagine the kitteh is tinking
Ai kinda like “borsie.”
or it could be “lolsie”
but catie is cutie
oh noes dis shud has been under Kafleen’s comment
stoopee wierdpress
2008 Bad Cats Calendar
July 21
Bad Cat Diet Tips
Cat Name: Zippy Nostril
Diet Secret: Willpower. Beside being very careful about what I put in my mouth, I always leave something in my dish-the fatty part of a sardine, the Maus’s teeth and, if he displeases me, my owner’s finger.
Favorite Pig-Out: Spam jubilee on an English muffin
Wish ai cood faybrit dis wun.
ai curses ICHC honchoes fur nawt lyking Mac yewzers.
mee two. I loves mah Mac.
ai has a funnies!
ICHC dusent liek Mac users????///???/??
impossiblol for meh to Favorite a LOL such as dis ‘long face’ LOL because:
Are you using FF3 or Safari? If you are, the favorites button doesn’t show up in those browsers, but we’re working on fixing it!
kthxbai
Tofuburger
On Fri, Jul 18, 2008 at 8:44 AM, you wrote:
I wish there was an easy way to add Favorites to my account. For example, I’d love to add Owlcat as a Favorite, but I see no Favorite or Add As Favorite button beside the picture. (This is just one example. The same problem exists with other pictures, as well.)
Please advise.
Thank you.
in teh meentime yoo kan save to yor own pyooter. i duz this an haz folder ob favrit lolz for my skreensavr slidesho!
Vulkan mind meld. Yor doin it . . . straynge!
On tonite’s episode uv Teh Horse Whisperer . . .
Teh Horse Meowerer!
Kitteh turns to kamra an sez:
Horsie is thinkin, “I can haz cheezburger?” He hazza hongry, yep, he do.
*kamra man luks skeptikal*
Reely! Thatz whut he sed! And uh . . ifn yoo culd nab us a few, mah hooved buddee an I will split them. Burgers, wit cheez, kthxbai!
Da Horse Wis-PURR-er
***purrrrrrrrrrrr***
aww, so cutes!!!
‘morning, lolcatburglar. Haow yew bee?
O hai! I is ok. There is a man — not a YNG, sadly — putting up new wallpapers outside of my office so I’m hearing *splotch* *scrapescrapescrape* over and over and over. He’ll be in my office soon, so it will be time for me to take a brake. My office mate has already fled the scene due to fumes from teh wallpaper pastes.
Teh wallpapers man does has a bukket. Is orange, not bloo, so I donut think I needs to alert teh lolrus.
How u is?
Ther is manz owtsyde mah offix window on a window kleenin apparatus. Strayngelee enuff, they is maykin weerd noysis too. Is weerd to wurk with window washy menz owtsides. I keeps feelin lyke gettin up, an goin to teh winder, an . . . .
Asking them to dance.
Being seductive.
Caressing teh glass.
D…
Dansing for thayr viewing plezure
Eating yummy fuds to teeze them
Fixing the garter holding up my stokking
G….
Goofy face making.
Hula dancing.
Imitating them.
Jiggling… teh windowshade.
Karate moves.
Likking teh glass.
M…
Meowing lowdly!
Nasty dantzing, doin it!
Openin teh tawp button on mah blowse,
Performing majik trikx
Quitting mah day job an joynin them
Rethinking mah sumtiems genral proodish naychur
S . . . .
Showing ur flow chart.
Tapping on glass in Morse code.
Undulating.
Vanishing in plain sight.
Warbling a cheerful tune.
X-ing up teh glass wif ur diamond ring.
Yardstick pole-vaulting over teh credenza.
Zinging window-warshers wif ur wit.
wallpapers man re-painted bloo bukkit ornje? clebber!
Ai iz teh pleh…saem az awlwaze.
Sry u is teh pleh. That’s not a good way to normal.
Teh wallpapers man has mah door covered up wif a piecea wallpapers rite now. I would run through it like a footsball player eggsept he is on his ladder on teh other side and there is no camra crew here to film teh hilarity that would ensue.
Iz him a YNG for yew to dew awl sorts uv NB stuffs wif?
Well, he’s a G. That’s about it. Seems like a nice enough fella, but he looks like George Carlin’s much older brother.
OMG! He just walked in my office, closed teh door and whipped out his…
… measuring tape.
Iz taht wut he called it…oar is taht wut *yew* cawl it?
THAT WHUT IT WUZ!
and did u meashure up?
Well, I’m practically perfect in every way, but that’s beside teh point.
Teh only questionable behavior was that teh wallpapers got plastered.
Jee, n ur berree modest, 2…
Mee too!! Me too!! I haz a modist!!! Butt, look at mai profile!!! I puttid pics on it awl bai maiself!! Wifowt eben a toot orial!!! See mai kitteh an goggie!!
I eben maid a lol wif one of teh pics!! I can haz tekkie status!?!
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*dans dans dans* Yaaay!!! *Frows cweenfettiz!!!*
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*Measures Aahz*
Mmm-hmmm. Just as I suspected: “‘Extremely stubborn and suspicious”
dose are sum kyooties!
*hands idansdansdans honorrarry Geek Hat (wpoi)*
Speshully teh tuxie.
Aahz, dat sownds like my dad.
Iz u a Capricorm?
Yay 4 idansdansdans! Ur kitteh looks bigger’n ur doggie!
Whare u libs in teh Ohio?
Fanks, leeza-b!! A mawnster haz bin creatid, I finkso…
* dons honorrarry geek hat an prepairs laaaawng speech*
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leeza reeches owt to take bak geek hat…. OK forget teh speech…
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Dere is nuffin safe from mai camra NE moar!! * Smile!* * FLASH*
I libs neer Cleveland… an kitteh IZ bigger tahn goggie.. She is 14 pownds. Mai kitteh boi is 16 pownds!!!
LCB iz channuling Mary Poppinz???????
Wut next??
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I b thinking deh hole whirrld b standing on itz eer.
I spended most of my formative years in Shaker Heights.
Remember the Somerset Inn???
Remember? Did it run away?
But yeah, I rember. Useda go swimming at Thornton and have lunch at Sands’ and I worked at teh Ohio Savings on Farnsleigh.
Yes, they let me work inna bank. STN.
Nope,i doan finkso.. wuz just remaid into assistid livings.. I wuz on the opening project..
U live in DC, no??
I’m goin past tehre next week… I’ll wave at U!!!
I luvs teh Sands!!! Bestis liddel Deli in the whole whirrld!! I roted all the preopening ads an broshures while sittin in a boof tehre… Speeking ov whirrld… It reelee iz a small one…
I usedta be askeered of that big intersection there, where Warrensville Ctr. Rd., Van Aken, Chagrin and JCH4K Boulevard all come toghether. But then I moved to DC and after all teh traffic circles and stoopy drivers, I has no problem when I goes to visit my folkses.
Don’t go too far past DC, u’ll hit teh ocean!
OOooohh… I wud luv 2 hit teh ocean.. wif mai whole self.. Jump in teh wadder an flote arownd wif teh fishes!! Maibe we cud get togevver teh next time U R heer!!
I no wut U mean abowt DC traffic… I gets held up in it ebry time I go past DC.. At least tehres SOMETHING in tihs whirrld U can cownt on!!!
Anyhoo, ai needz to go lye down…achey hed, an’ ai fink ai’m whining *agen*, witch teh ICHC gang duzzn’t need to heer…bbl
C u later! Feel betterer!
mebbe apply kitteh topikallee?
fr purrskriptshun strnenf see your doctor tinycat if ornjkitteh is rite for you!
side effekz inklood:
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Affabul personalitee disorderz
Bettur outluk on lyfe
Cat hairz allobereveryfing
Disorientashun- suddenly find everyfing revolvz round kitteh
E…
Everything has cathairalloverit
Furball landmines in ur home
Gushifud taking up all ur shelfspace
H…
Hayr uv kawntrastin kullerz awn ur cloathin
Impawsibul-2-ignoar kitteh fays n u fays evvy moarnin
J…
Hair from cat allovereverything
Immense pleasure from kitteh snorgling
Jingly mouses all over house, mostly under teh sofa
K…
Hairballs regurgititus
Inconsekwenchul messes which never subside wif time
Jerrymandering of kitteh’z territoree to inkluud ebberwhere
K…
oops. i noed i shudda refweshed.
Kitteh hair everywhere
Lub-dub of a happy hart
Mouse carcasses in ur shoos
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Nom-able kitteh feetz an’ earz
Offurz uv affeckshun
Purrz uv happytailness
Quick tew bee yore fren wen yore not happytail
Reddy to hop inna chare at chore desk jus tew be wif yew
Silly (awn occashun) tew maek yew laf
Taeks teh sad away (moast ub teh tyme)
Useful as scapegoat (Teh cat didded it…srsly!)
Very forgibbing (until he plots agenst yew agen)
Whiskers!
X-actly wut DrTinyCat purrscribes fur teh sad
Your fren, nose matter wut
Zany-crazy nutball (sumtiems)
Wow! A hole half a list all at oncet!
Bravo! *clappity clappity*
fang cue, lcb. eye iz teh jellus uv Jack, an if eye haz a momint uv insayne creatibity, eye go wif it.
da kitteh iz sooo kind an’ kyoot!!
seemz as if it were fake….
Maurmahlayde kitteh adn hoarsie ar BFF;
Kitteh alwaise cheieres up hoarsie; tehn hoarsie gibbs kitteh a ryde roun teh korral;
Tehms sleap inna baurn tuugevver; adn eetez awl tehre meels wif eech uvver!!!
Peeps shud bees az luuveiyng amaung tehreseylfes!!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Haz ennywun heer faboritid dis picshur? Ai’ll add yoo az afren if yoo did sew eye can add dis pic az a Faborite.
kthx
i putted it on mai favritz.
Thx, cweenmj! Ai kant get faboritez ebber, soz Ai gotz it frum U.
If anee ov mii cheezfrends findz “I cannot brain today…I has the dumb” wuld you faborite if fur mii? I lubbs dat wun!
I iz so fruztraited wid pikchure situation today…Ai kant get pikture on mai profile either an one comment Aiz been making ober an ober nebber appears.
? oobark? U kin nawt fabrit pic frum dis page? I haz fabrited it, I finkso we r alreddi frenz, tho.
Fang queue, MelOnyx! Dis pic now awn mai Faborites! I am moar happytail tahn befoar.
cweenmj, yew nose ai hab yew awn mai Frenz list, tew, sew, fang kew, a swell.
updaet: ICHC no liek Opera on Mac, eever…ICHC honcho BRASSEURS!
I can has a break frum no-can-faborite, pls? ‘parently knot.
*comz awt ov lurky whole n schakez teh long flooffy orinj furz awl over everbodies ‘n grins* Yesh!! if ah do saes so maisef, orinj ones are teh best!
Yay! A delurkification!
Orinj u glad u sed that?
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Wub iz a meny-splennerd fing.
Dis kitteh iz name “Head-On” Apply direckly to da 4-head!
WIN!!!! @@@@@
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LOL dats funny!! im new to this i love the website but i just got my account today so i have questions how do you add your lolz to the website leave another comment on this picture to help me any help would be apriceated THNXS
yoo can upload picshurs an make lolz on yor own profile, can also submit tehm but chances are very very small taht it eber gets picked for the frunt page, hasta get picked for votin page furst. but yor lolz on yor akkownt can be seen by yor frenz an ovvers. i fink lolcatburglar haz mannee instrukshuns on her akkownt about how to make your name turn to a bloo link an all taht stuff.
thnx lunarmommy i was wondering so just wanted to say thnx
I iz sow happee dat dis one made da front page!!1!! Yay!! Ta to uz all for votez.
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O, wow. O, wow. Unkondishunal lurve nd abbsalute trust…teh Ulltimut Hedbonk! (If hrss moove, kitteh fal down go boom.)
I know the guy who took this picture.. that’s kind of absurd. It was taken in Sweden and you can by it as a poster there