We didn’t do it!!!
We didn’t do it!!! Wud dis face lie to u?
mai face iz sew innocent nd cyoot. i cud nivver do anyfing rong.
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mawm..he is touching me again
an so is he
Yay 4 furst! *Gibs u catnips*
o fanks Ophelia Cat,
I will gib catnip to mah kittehs!
*sneaks in wib extra-strong catnip adn sprinkles it across teh entyre carpet*
suddenlee, *ebberywun* is sprawled out an rollin around an pawin teh air and chasin teh invisibul toys…
Deez 3 kittehs… wud dere names bee LCB, Mary O, and Queenmj?
*snurts an runs*
Fur a dollar, we’ll tell ya who DID do it.
Pssst. It was teh goggie. Doan tell ennywun.
*sneaks past, all innocent-looking*
noooo tell ebrywun sow us gets fishez adn awl teh hamz!!!1!
Wen we has a dollar munnees, we can go to Wendy’s an get joonerbakincheezerbur.
An iffn we did, noewun seed us
Donut look at teh mess; LOOK AT TEH CYOOT!!
dangit, SPLORRRT
Gud greef. *Atempts 2 saev jk2kitteh’s braynes adn put bak in hed*
tanks… dat heps…
Oooooooooh no! Aim nawt lettin mai hed splort agin!
Dat wuz wun ov mai faverits! Ai savd it fur me.
Haz teh jury reeched a virdikt?
It requires a unanimus verdict from all twelve jurors, but six hab splorted, y’r honor.
Yr honor?
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*blink*
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Um — it seemz teh judj an teh cattorneez fur boaf siedz haz alsew splorted. Teh bailiff azwell.
And teh plaintiff mewed . . .
N da difintz restided (waol, kittehz awlwaiz rest)
Az opposed to “teh plaintive mew” . . . which awl uv us has herd . . .
Ai tihnk teh twoo tabby kittehs is pointing teh fingur at teh oranj wun.
Tihnk we mite need to inkreas teh splortcon lert.
r tabby kittehs bad oar boaring…cuz sumwun sed ai hab a tabby, an it maed me feel liek him (mai kitty) iz ‘uh diem a duzzin’ an derefoar jus an ‘aberaj’ cat…nuffin speshul.
kthx
Tabby kittehz iz full uv luv and win and awsumness!!!! Dere mite bee lawts uv dem in teh wurld — but dat duz nawt maek enny uv dem less speshul!!! Besiedz, speshul is as speshul duz — sew if yer happitayl wif yer tabbeez, den deyz teh best kittehz in teh wurld to yew & datz awl dat rillee maddurs.
fang q, nightshade. Mai ‘tabby’ Zeus iz a reskue kitteh taht wuz a strai.
Muchlee liek mutt goggies, ai haz fownd dat menney tabbiez is kwite smart.
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Ai haz jus teh fing tew say tew pplz wud sez dum fings: Doze who mind doan maddur, and doze who maddur doan mind.
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Werkz fur WAY moar den kitteh “advice” tew.
oh…an…about dis picshur…SPLORT-SPLORT-SPLORTY-SPLORT-SPLORT…an’…KA-SPLORT!!!
Oh deerz. *Fickses owl’s hed adn gives choklits* Yoo gona bee ohkay?
NEBER! ‘ohkay’ is ‘normal’; ‘normal’ iz SKEERY!
I met a normal person once. I think.
Den we’b nebber met jd!
Aer yu saying yu aer normal? New Zeeland iz teh playze were parrots walk up treez, where wurms lib on teh roof ob caves, where 1′ and 13′ birds lay the saym size egg, where parrots eet car tires, where killer earthworms stalk the jungles. New Zealand is filled wib amazing wonders, there’s nuffing normal abowt anyone who libs there. Ownli teh exceptionally amazing get tu do that.
Yew waz sayink yew tihnked yew had met a normul persun. Ai was jist lettink yew no it waznt me – ai is not normul and donut want to ebber be normul.
Iffs u fink sumbuddy iz normal,
u juss doan kno dem well enuff yet.
well sed
Anom to taht.
*ahs adn had mis-understrudeled.*
hey kimkiwi i aint seen u in aages
Ohai noozilander – was tihnking yisturday taht ai haddnt seen yew for ages tooo. How are yew?
Kimkiwi! Ai wuz finking bowt u tihs mornin! Mai pooter’s down, sew Ai hafta uze wun atta libery nd Aiz nawt heer sew offen. Hope awl iz well wif u! FYI, pooter heer iz gonna kik mi owt in 2 minits, sew if Ai donut show up, taht’s y. Alsew, ohai 2 Romeow & Percy Cat!!!!!!
ohai, Catsablanca..we had a
grate tyme n dstn las week!!
eben tho da aqua wuz algae
green!! we foun a gud spot
by de brij @ ftwltn…jus had
tu dodge teh jellimonstrz.
Y rnt vacashunz relaxin???
ya jus git comfy adn ya gotta
go bak hom.
waow, iz nebber seed such a super splort!!!
hands owl a full box of choklits an extra floofy blankit
Ai wuns had a tabbie kitteh hoo had moar purrsunawlite den eney kitteh befoar oar sinse. If ai eber getz anuther kitteh, ai will awlwais tri fur anuther laik himz. Don tink dis cud eber happen.
Hi Marfa!
Yea, teh kittehs r neber teh same, eben iffs dey luk teh same. But, sumtimes habing dem luk teh same, gibs a liddle connection to teh odder kitteh, and dat iz nice.
I lub tabby cats. I hab a crabby tabby, wif teh softest coat ov enny kitteh I’ve eber touched. She duzn’t look dat soft, so iz a nice surprise.
Dat makes yew full of awesum and win 2 if yew is reskewing kittehs
oanly wun kitty…kan’t afoard moar, sadly.
Yew rekewed awl yoo cood, sew yoo still is awesumful
Haow cud ennywun fink a tabby iz nawt speshul?:roll:
{{{gma}}}
Haow cud annywun tihnk a kitteh is nawt speshul?
Ai had lubbly tabby, Monty, hew went kross teh bridj about free yers ago. Ai still misses him. Ai tells Buddy all bout wot her ‘halb-brudder’ yewsd to do.
tabby = common = ‘nawt speshul’…dat haow
Pfft.
Ai wuz told taht tabbiez wuz teh primitif ansesster ub awl domestik kittehz. Uther kittehz r wuns taht peeps bred tu mak uther cullers n such.
So — tabbiez r teh NOT gm kittehz.
I had won tabbee kitteh that kood tern invisidible in mai bakyard
WIN!
Whale, Zeus, him skeers meh sumtymes bai diskapeerin’…OMG, WAIR MAI KITTEH????
gm?
*genetically modified*
ub COARSE! stoopig owl!
NAWT stoopy – ai wuz glad u asked cuz ai didn’t know either!!
Saem heer….taut mebbe ai waz onlee un dat didnt kno.
Juz laike mozt peeps….but deez individals comprise de erts popalashun. Getta no um an deyz speshul! Wedder peeps, kttehs, or goggies
I gotz 2 tabbeez an ther bof funnee an smartz an OSSIM!
Mai Zes is *SCARY*, him’z sew SMART!
Mai Zeus is *SCARY*, him’z sew SMART!
PLEH! Ai neesz a snooze…bbl
needz, eben…PLEH!
Tabby cats are genetically the healthiest, they are above-average intelligence, and when you get right down to it, there are no real “pure-breds” – breeds are simply tabbies that people liked enough to copy. But even when a breed is established, there’s not enough genetic variation to sustain it, so they mix in other breeds and tabbies. Since a mixed-breed cat is a tabby, this means that all breeds must remain tabbies.
Ai let awl ewe awl beez teh jujjez:
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh/pics
darn…sumfin’ rong wif link…nawt bloo.
I has a sad.
Weird press haz problems wib links. I saw teh pics, though. Zeus haz wunderful face markings. Makes him look like a rock star or a warrior with face paint. Common? I think nawt! Nobody that fluffy is common!
floofy…him iz dat!
I tried to halp.
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh/pics
The face markings make me think of a rock star or a warrior with war paint. Very uncommon, in my opinion. I’d say Zeus’ coloration is fantastic, and I bet there’s an amazing personality to go with it. Back when humans and cats first worked together, this is the sort of look I would imagine cats who lived on the edges of the forest, high up on the mountains, blending in with both trees and snow. The fluff would keep it warm, as it stalked its prey.
Rock star??? Ummm…no. Warrior kitteh? Well, him wuz a stray with him’s share uv fights, wif scars on noez to pruve it, but aeownd ennywun except me, him is BERRY, BERRY shy…door opens, Zeus RUNZ an’ hydez!
He’s nawt scared, he’s guarding teh dark.
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Great line!
Or protecking deh duzt bunnees.
chiks dig scars!
…an ai can pruv it! mai Morgan kitteh got inna fite wuns yeerz ago, an had a liddul notch taken owt uv hiz rite eer. at furst ai wuz upset, but now ai lubs it.
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as foar tabby = commun = nawt speshul, taht is teh stoopy.
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yur kitteh jus LUKS kewl, sew ai am shure hee IZ kewl. an whyle hee hazza “M” onna hed, wich ai thinks meens “tabby”, teh rest uv him duz nawt luk lyke a *ahem* so-called “commun” tabby, ennyway. floofy and snorgly, yesh!!
Profet Mohammed lubbed kittehs….an dis M is taut by sum Moslems tobe deh mark ub de profet and speshul! Eff dey hab five stribes on forehead, dats where deh profet petted dem.
scars? ai got plenty…but no femowl.
(hey, yoo brot it up)
Mai tu boiz, tu!
Ai taut Tabbee refurred to a culler laike orange n black n braun. Doesn’t it? Are mai tu whitewiddarkgray markings tabbies? Dey no speshul breed….juz wunnerful reglar kittehs.
ai alwuz thot ornj/blak/borwn spots wuz calico, an enny kitteh wiv an “m” onna forhed wuz a tabbeh, no matter whut culler.
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Ai taut calico waz white wid orange n blak ur braun. Wadda about doz dat are mozzlee black wid orange trim?
Tortleshell TORTLESHELL tortleshell! Torticular. Tortellini. Torti!
Oh…..deyz cahled Tortoiseshell…….
umm, kittehs is orijinally dezzert critturs. The first wurking with hoomins was with teh ejypshuns. Ok, no more lolspeak in this post it’s slowing me down. The Egyptians would stockpile stores of food, which would attract rats, which in turn would attract cats. Thus that makes kitties extra awesome because they helped bring about some of the earliest civilizations.
‘In ancient Egypt, cats were worshiped as gods. The cats have not forgotten this.’
Also, in modern day Kurtopia, they are still worshipped as such.
Wii niid tu bring bak thoaz dayz. Awl ovur teh wurruld.
Mine insisted der lazt naem iz ackshale Bast….but ai tink dey got dat frum deh Discubree or Histree channel
ROFLOL-
ne1 elz reedin Kurts wurds, stumple wen teh wurds chaynjded adn beggin transi..tri.. makin itz lolspeak in yer hed?
NPR story
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=11515085
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Ob corse, teh first cities adn large farms for grain were in Sumeria, nawt Egypt, but it iz sew clowse that it wud be hard tew be shure which ob them domestikated cats first.
Kittehs is domista.. domust…tamed? Cooda fewled me.
iz k, whee cn klik ahn yur name adn
go ober tu yur piks e z enuff…
zeus iz a byootifull cat, loox happi
adn lyk strawng tuff guykat.
Watsda deffinishun ub tabbee anewai?
Nau i seez deffinishun….meens a reglur kitteh….nuttin fancee-shmancee….a fur-reel kitteh!
Or deh braun tigger kitteh laike in picher? Dey awwayz seem berry brite an alert tu me, and berry prettee. Dems grate kittehs! an no one hu noes deh kittehs shud sae diffurent.
Note deh M/s on dees kittehs – dat meens dey speshul.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tabby_cat
,,,an’ mai Zeus iz a Velcro kitteh. Whereber ai am, him wawnts to beh. Dat week ai recently spent awai from hims recently? Him slept (at apprp…at ryte hour…between my nest sheet an quilty. Him iz bery CYOOT when him hydes tehre. Him has ‘attachment ishooz’ an ’sepaeashun anziety,’ ai fink so.
Haukay, gotit.
Stripey cats=tabby, speshallee deh grayish braun unes wich are de orijunal KITTEH!
Black and orange, wid mebbe wite markings=tortoiseshell
Mozelee white wid orange n black = calico
In hossies, grullo, a gray-brown culor, aka mouse-brown, wit speshul markings, iz considered deh orichinal cullor. Awlso deh buckskin wid de speshul markings. Called “dun factor”. Diz is highlee prized amung some horse peepswhu consider deez hossies deh sturdiest, brightest, n beztezt hossies. Mebbe same applicabul tu tabby kittehs.
yeh, aill go wif taht.
Oh mai gudness! Tabbi catsez are sum of de best n mose wunerful of all de kittehs! I noze dis cuz my Kirby sez so. He is a giant stripey tabbi boy from de hoomain sitey. He tells me ober and over how wunerful is de stripeys. And boy tabbis without der [partz] gets big n round n placid. Well, dats what he sez wen he iznt sayin Mor Kittehfud Pleze!”
oh, and don’t goes in bedrooms. dat was not us eever.
…oh, an dat baskit uv kleen lawndry? saem fing…nawt us
also the shredded furnishoors
AMENZ!
…and da cereals box somebuddy frowed on da floor. and da cereals somebuddy playd wif and rolled all ober. Basikaly, we tink dere was a burgaler or vandal of sum sorts… maybe dat goggie nextdoor and his bad goggie frenz.
Ai iz ownly bebbeh and wehn ai was teh liddle girlkitteh and ai getted into trubble, ai wud blayme ai invisbul brudder, idunno.
Even gud goggies go bad sumtimes. Jus today, my very gud goggie (his pichure is avatar) went bad 4 awhile. He found de leftober kitteh fud and greenie treats dat Ai wuz feeding to mai naybor kittehs. Ate ebery wun! Dint polojiz, jes wagd tail.
He presheeated deh speshul tastee snack.
LOLZ!!!11!!! hookycat & owl ownedbya rescuekitteh…
huh?
oh…aye sa naow…nebber mynd
sa = see…PLEH!
O Mai. Lukkit teh liddul wun on teh rite, jus *jentlee* likkin teh eer uv teh orinj wun.
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*panic*
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Sumwun call teh CCC — ai feelz a ……
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*SPLORT SPLORT SPLORT*
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thud
Oh grate. Needz teh CCC fur nightshayde!!
*weeklee raizez hed*
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Ai wuz soooo prowd uv maiself fur nawt splortin on teh last pikchur. *sigh*
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*swoon*
Noooezz!! Wee cain saves yoo! *Scups up nightshayde’s braynes and putz tem bak in teh hed* Dangz, ai needs dukt taep! *Howlds nightshayde’s hed closd*
**Hanz Opheliacat BEEG role bryt peenk duktape**
*grabs a duck and pulls tayp out ob its wing. (This is called winging it.) He hands Opheliacat lots and lots of duck tape.*
Oh, tank yoo, jd! *Tayps nightshayde’s hed back togever adn gets fuzzi blankit adn choklits* Sit daon adn yoo’ll fel bedder sun.
LOL!
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Fanks, boaf Opheliacat & jd!!! Noe wunner aiz bin werkin slowlee — may braynez haz bin scaddurd fur a wile. Hoapfullee mah brayne will start werkin agin after ai rests a bit.
sew duz diz meen…ifn yew needz teh ducky taep, yew iz quacked up ??????. oar iz yew nowt awl yew iz quacked up tew be ??? *wandurz awf* sumhow ai confusled my ownselv……..
Doze punz aer wurth a drink. Waddle yu hab, egg-sactly?
Ohai, Salleh, bin missin uu.
We iz PRETTEH kitteh komittee, wud we lye teh yew?!!?
he he, ai shur deze bebbehz be totally gilty. But dey gonna get awai wif it, cuz dey sew darn kyewt!
Teh tabbee kittehs are the giltee partees. The orunj kitteh is ther lolyer
we iz cute and we iz trubble
but U willz lub us
becos wez is snorgulishuz
Amen.
Tawtallee.
More ’splosions than a bag o’ Roman candles.
Were teh CCC wen u needz tem?
B carefulz kittehs! yer oranj fren iz poysin!
Ifn oranj 1 is poysin, iz guna need doktr, cuz liddlwun sew cewt, wants to nomnomnom teh kitteh alzup.
No dems not! See! Dems grey oneses ams touchin hims an ebryfing an deys not ded!
Less ob course dats teh rare Tangertabbi. Dey jus looks ornj.
no, no! iz teh ornj MOUSIES r poyson!
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ornj kitteh is just CONTAGIOUS…
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/05/01/funny-pictures-holy-crap-orange-is-contajus/
Liddill Kitteh hydez
t3h mess unnurr t3h Beeg Lawnng
Chayr. Den turnz awn ‘Kewt’
Liddill Ornjj Kitteh
habz t3h furst jennurrayshun
floof. Makksimumm Kewt!
Strypee Tukkz Kittehz
beez awwwll bloo ieed innosenss
hoapeeng 4 t3h besst
Jack.
*klappin foofee pawz fur Jack … yet agin*
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Ai always enjoy ‘n look 4ward to yer poems Mr. Jack! They r de bestest!!
>stans on back pawz and hits floofy paws togedder wuns agin for awesumm jack deth haikoos<
an an aside – pinky nozie danse! dans dans dans snorgles skwinkee nozie…
The kitty on the right thinks the orange one has a flavor. I wonder if it’s orangesicle
*splort!* SPLORT!* *SPLORRRTTT!1!
O. Aye added sumtin’ wot looked liek makro nd it gott deeleeted.
Ment ta say dat Ai has urj ta runn ta shell-terr und uhdopt sum moar kitteh-bebes…nud rezident kat heer wil kill moi iffn ai do dat liddl ting.
*Flyz in wif deh majickle de-splortifyer*
*It b battree operated.*
*Turnz it on adn deh exhoicat braynez iz sukked up, kleened adn returnded 2*
*deh kraniul kabitee.*
*A CHRG (wdoi) iz installed 2 protekting frum fucheer splortz*
*Exhoicat is rappt in floofee blankee, a kumferting bevridge iz put in wun hand*
*Adn a nummy chokklit possum in tuther hand.*
♥ Schmooz 2 yooz! ♥
*flyz owt agin*
O, hai…nd fangkew evver sew fur de goodeez! Nomnomnom. Ai feel bedder nao. (Ai stil crav moar kitteh bebes…but Mz. Tazzy sed “Do! Nawt! Wanttt! *hissy-spitt!*” Shee rulz.)
this is cute! i luvz it!
Racial equality cats:
Ur doin it rite!
You can’t trust oranj kittehs.
Yew kin trust dem tew be sweet and luving & funneh. Well – moast uv dem ennywaiz. Ai luvz teh orinj tabbys!
YESSS! Orinj tabbys are teh bestest. Wee hav had minnie orinj boyz ovur de yearz…de last wun waz namd “Lyle.” Ai wantd him to bee abl 2 sai hiz own naim…adn hee DID!
Trhee nawty little kitteh bois
Thundrin room to room
Sent teh pyle ov dishes
Crashin to itz doom
Tehy played Jungle in teh hausplants
An choppt teh forest daown
Scatterd soil all oer teh carpet
When nowun wuz arown
Tehy chased teh sunbeems cross teh floor
An wen breezes moovd teh kurtin
Six lil feets brot tehm drapries off
An dragged em unner teh sofa skirtin
Tehy climed teh mowntins of Couchland
Pushed pillos into teh gorge belown
Tehn found owt juss how fur
Shreddid newsprint cud be throwen
Tehy stopped for a snak of crunchyfud
An played hockey wif teh bits
Got distraktid by a wasp or fly
An took off aftur itz
LOOK AT ALL TEH KYOOTNISS HERE
Tryan ignor the mess
Tehy wuz havin SO much fun
An you, wif Trhee Kittehs, are blest.
Woohoo!!!! Dat wuz wunnermus, Jenniffuurr!!!!
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Dubbul lebentee cheezeburgerz fur Jenniffuurr!!!!!!!
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FTW! Yor cheezburgrs ob honor:
Wunnerful! Ai tinks this is so purrrfect and kyoot 2!! U red mai mind!
Woohoo!!!!!
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Ohai, Jennifurr:
Ekksellent poem
adz immajjinayshun 2
deelytefull pikkshur!
Wunndurrfull yoos ubz
bakkstoaree 2 maykz Kittehz
eeben moar impish
Wut I cawllz ‘t3h Beeg Lawnng
Chayr’ U cawllz ‘Couchland’. Soopurb
yoos ubz ‘Kitteh~speek’!
Jack.
Wunnerfull poem! Ai wanna keep a copee.
Thx fur all teh burgurs! I shall shaer tehm wif mai kitteh bois, mai little inspa…enspir…wer I git mai ideeas. *curtsie* Seems teh Mews/Muse wuz upon me tonyte! Glad u like!
sowndz liek yer tawlkin bout dese guise….
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=4rrBnapHpG4
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dat’z dese behbehz in triplicat !!! tripul tripul…yikes….
Exzellent poem!! Eelebenty tre dlux cheezburgerz 4 u!
reeding powem, luking at pikshure…..SPLORT!!!!!
(Btw, can I put a translated version of your poem on my myspace page?)
ownly dubble?
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AWW!
SPLORFFFTHHH!!!
*Flyz down deh fred wif deh majickle de-splortifyer*
*Turnz it on adn KKCz braynez iz sukked up, kleened adn returnded 2*
*deh kraniul kabitee.*
*A CHRG (wdoi) iz installed 2 protekting frum fucheer splortz*
*KKC is rappt in floofee blankee, a kumferting bevridge iz put in wun hand*
*Adn a nummy chokklit possum in tuther hand.*
Wheeeeeee!!! dis b funz!!!
*flyz owt agin*
‘da phlyin’ cween’ ???
Awl three kittehs luk suspishus to me, akshuly—speshully teh funnee faec one in teh middl.
iz a red heded step kitteh !!!!!
R u gonna beleef us, or ur lyin eyes?
but dose r such kyoot kittehz!! dey wouldnt lie…. or would dey?….
Yoo kant hyde yor lion eys!
Must go too bed naow… beefor ai splortz… Must go too bed naow…
::tightens CHRG:: ::adjustz shaydz::
*whispers*
We’ve secretly replaced zippercat’s regular pillowcase wif one that has a picture of these kittehs onnit. Will (s)he notice teh diffrence? Let’s watch…
*ppsstt LCB……* NEfing yet ???? nope? nuffin ?? howlongal we watches til ???
Hmmm… woak up dis mornin wiff a hedaik. Shaydz fell awf and – and – ow, noez,
wher iz mai CHRG??? Oh noez, cyute kittehs on mai pillo!!! :: S P L O R T ::
:: S P L O R T ::
Oh noes, zippercat! Yoo needs medikkle tenshun.
*BBBBRrrrrrrVVVVVVvvrrrrrrooom* Teh brayn-vak!
*SPRrrrrroing!* Teh brayns go sayling bak into teh hed!
*CHRGggggggggg* Teh titening uv teh noo CHRG!
*taypity taypity tappity tappity* Teh tayping uv teh hed, wit a liddel tap dantzing thrown in.
Blankee? Choklits? Cold drinkieess? Halp yorself! *wayvs paw toward fully stokked CCC*
tank u. ai feelz beddur nao. blankee, choklits and cold drinieess be good.
niice tap danzing tooo. Feelz gud to haz brayns bak in mai hed!
mai haed spolded wit da cyute – and da sad cuz we hadz 2 tabbeh kittehs and one jest kikked da bukkit und iz gornnnn
{{{{{{craic}}}}}} I soo sorry.
haz u herd bowt deh Princess Mu Medow? Janet splained it 2 mii like dis:
“Over by the Hed Splort Recovery Ward, there is an outdoor cafe where yoo can get awl kinds of refreshing beverajes, tastee treets and PARFAITS!
Adn mai deer SandeeCat is washing ur kitteez fais to welkum her to deh Medow.
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“It luks out awn the Princess Mu Meadow. Teh meadow is filled wif flowers and lots ov soft grassy spots. Teh sun is always shining (not too hot), the sky is deep bloo wif floofy whyte clouds, and gentle breezes ar wafting teh flower perfume ebreeware.
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“An – the meadow is majik. It is here that we come with ar kittehs and other furree frenz that we now carry only in ar harts. We opens up ar harts – they jumps out – an we can frolic an play wif them to ar hart’s content. Wehn we ar all tyred out, they jumps bak in an yoo can go bak to the cafe, enjoy a treet wif yur frenz an bask in the memree ov the happy frolic.
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“An, of course, you can come heer any time yoo wants to. ”
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I will wawkz wif u 2 deh medow and wii ken play wif ower hart kittehz…. I hab mennee uv dem. Winkee adn Sandee adn Milton adn Muffin, adn Bootz adn Ullyses and uzzerz. Dey are awl dere playing. It b so nice to seeing dem az dey were in dere prime. Luk – Winkee iz up in deh tree watching awl deh uzzerz.
{{{craic, tookatze, gremlin, cweenmj}}}
(pleez b assured, no
taht iz sutch a bootiful imij..mi i’s r leekin tu wif
happi memreez..aisle cher a shampane brunch
wif yall ahn de patio…loox, therz {Percy}majicorinj,
adn {Miranda}blaktuxie, adn {ThomasJefferson}
peachtabby, {Minu}bloopntsimeez, {Pitty}tortie,
adn {Salem}blak. Ther playin so nise tugettur.
Miranda, Minu adn Pity r relaxin n a sof spot wif
Nancy adn Sandee. Percy adn Ullyses r chasin
Milton, Muffin adn Winkee. ooo, neow itz viceversa…
Percy iz trottin dis way wif a………hmm, a trofee.
He wuz teh mighty huntr!!
reel trofeez r hrt n de PrincessMuMeadow, dey r teh
newist holograffic imijs wif teh texktur tu makem feel
so reel fur teh kittehs)
Letz hav sum cheezcak neow wif r shampane n
strahbareez…
Oh, Percycat! U cud habbin a Minu? Duz he noes mai Minu in teh medo? Mai Minu wuz besses frin to a meezer.
ohai, eubie,
oh, day dew day dew! Minu wuz a hanmedown
kitteh frum mi sis win she wentz tu collij adn i wuz
n hiskool…amillyun yrs ago…she wuz so crosseyd
shd walk n tu tingz sumtymez an hur skybloo
eyz wer vary light sensitiv sew seh wuz squinty
alot…n teh bright desert sunlite. she wuz de bes
momma tew.
*lifts glas uv shampane* Yes, I will happily drink a glas wit yoo and nom on a stahbaree.
To owr faythful departed. . . . *clink uv glas*
*clinkx gremlinz glas* *tinnnnng*
Tu owr faythful departd.
Tat’s lobly. Ai hopz mai Joy an Maili adn Hobbes adn Calvin an Mango an awl ob tem be playin in teh medow, bein hapee in teh medow. Adn Tishi, tho she wuzznt a bery plaiful kitteh. An Addy. Der r a lawt uv dem, moastlee 1s we lebt wif teh pound wen we moobed heer abowt 10 1/2 yeers ago an cudnt breeng tem.
Not ashamed to admit that I had to fight back a few tears while reading this. Thinking of my little babies I’ve lost over the years. Luckily though most of the kitteh’s I’ve lost is not because they passed on, but for other reasons, but even if they live elsewhere, they still live in my heart too. They are Greystoke a super friendly greay and white, who passed many years ago, Greymalkin solid tabby, super sweet but not too bright and Boo!! tabby with white feets who was the bestest bird hunter ever (She’ll enjoy the holographic birdies) who I lost cause my ex wife gave them away (I miss the kittehs more) And Gizmo who my ex wife still has. But to cheer me up I have Celine, who is a grey and white long hair that weighs next to nothing and is pure sweetness, and her big brother Pandora (Who I thought was a girl when I named him) who is just as sweet as little sister and likes showing his luviness by nipping me on the nose and washing my face.
hai Kurt,
Im glad u hav teh kittehs Celine adn
Pan—-. Tehy soun luvlee. Miranda
wuz lite az a fethur lyk taht adn lykd tu
ryd ahn mi shouldur aroun teh house.
(*{{craic}}*)
i breeng my liddle Nancy, too. She just joyn mai K.C. adn mai bestest budd Mowgli. Dey luv to play.
Tankoo, Cweenmj, fur telling. Mayd mai iyz leak.
{{tookatze}} Sawree bowt yor sad. Yor kittehs will nawt be lonely in teh meddow with owr beluvved furreh kittehs ther to keep them cumpnee an play with them. The meddow is a beautimus playc, an awl teh kittehs ar happeh ther. *holds paw up, opens curtain to meddow* See hao luvlee? An lissen. Teh lowd PURRRRRRRRrrrrrr . . . They is happeh agin!
Threey Kitteh Mowserteers! Wutta teem thems ar!!!
Awl ov tehm cuud bees az badd az tehmw wunts; noebuddee wuud ebber beleeve iyt!
Rite naow thems luuks liek tehy bees pleedyng tehir cayse tuu Mommeh Kitteh;
Her iys puttyng thems thru teh iynterrohgayshun prohciss:
“Ware dyd yuu goez; wutt dyd yuu duu; wye dyd yuu tie up teh goggie and runnawaiy rlly fass; wutt heppined tuu teh flaower gahrdin—sumebuddee dugg iyt up; wye habb yuu bin nawteey awl daiy laung?????!!!!!”
I LUVE Da Wittle orange kittah he iz so kute!!!!!
The kitten on the right is licking his ear.