Pool Shark…?

Pool Shark…?
watch awt 4 furballs in da corner pokkit 2.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: PiraticalPanda
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Pool Shark…?
watch awt 4 furballs in da corner pokkit 2.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: PiraticalPanda
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Oddball in the corner pocket
Luks moar lyk kommuntatur-kitteh. On teh spawt
Konga-ratz for nawt sekkund bai teh wey.l
excellent commint, Mr. dill!
Here, a cuppa Blue Mountain for you in congratz!
Ooo… Having Tanzanian Peaberry now, but will throw out for Blue Mountain
Great! Cream and sugar, or do you like it in a purer state?
And some fresh-baked scones (I once worked in an artisan bakery, so my scones are pretty good.)
black
Here you go.
So, running a caption contest must give you good training in the funny comments dept.
Gud moning booklion! And teh 12 dansing Conga Ratz ar coming out even as ai speek to dans fur yoo, rodney. Excellent commint fur teh tawp spawt!
But ai wuz drawn heer bai teh wafting parfum ov the fresh cawfee - an the scent ov the fresh baked scones! May ai joyne yoo?? Ai hav awnlee a fyoo minits, but ai did want to say “hello.”
Yu gotz BLOO MAWNTIN??? Wanna adopt wan woomun an nain kattenz?
REEEELLY strynje fing iz: mai ‘dreem befoar wayking up’ wuz sumfin abaot mii pleh-ing poo;! psychotic! :O
Wyle ai’m addit, ware be teh collekshun uv ICHC smiliez, pls?
kthxbai
Here, oobark:
http://www.codex.wordpress.org/Using_Smilies
linky dint werk foar meh
Why, dat brassur!!!!
I will go check owt teh prob.
BRB.
OK…. tI emailed it.
e-meow’ed it?
e-meow’ed berzhun werked
straynje, eefen
Mebbe pool-dolffyn will halp kitteh agunst shaex.
yesh maibees Flipper willsaves hym
Pool Shark?… No no, mebbe, Plumber…. candygram…..
Meeter reeder…
hmm… it cud be
armodillah
basementcat
cookehmonsta
doggeh
e…
egul
fluffy aka zuul
gingurbred man
honky tonk cat
itty bitty kitty komitty
jorje
k…
Killertomatoes
Lawng legged spyderz
Mummy, Teh
N. . .
Naturl fluk tu a shuns n pul woter flo
Octrpuss
Pilut fishes
Quayl’s quilt (yesh, Ai tot teh elolmentri skul)
RAWRRRRRRRRR
Sharx!
Twubble inna wawter!
U…
Upside-down catfish (rly!)
Vagrent fishys
Wet fishys
X-tra wet fishys
Yeller fishys
ZOMG its a fish
*wet* fishies??? hooda thunkit???
Cute!
Berry kyoot in d-d… Kyootness-oberlawd reechin krittekal-mas
dis kitteh iz ower flowing wiff KYOOTNESS!! eberyone iz requested 2 wear dier CHRGs or else dey’ll SPLORT!
Ai hav mine awn! Ai lerned long ago nawt to come heer without mai CHRG(wdoi) securelee in playce!
i’m glad dier r much less victims uf SPLORT nowadayz!
Oh noes, iz dem sharks wif lazer beems
Austin powers ref!
first sharkz naow lazer beamz!! wat next!! da poor itteh bitteh kitteh
next is basementcat popping up to teech ittehbittehkitteh de ebil wais and maek em his minyuns!
oh noez!! not basement cat!! we must contact ceiling cat 2 halp da poor itteh bitteh kitteh!!ASAP!!
Wuz I not s’poseta eet the bloo skware thingys? Chawk?
…Oh.
Noo ballz plz!
*bonk* me no lyke pool no morr
Owch
Kwik! Fetz meh teh shark repellunt Cat Spray!
kk, but dis time Iz not doing dat silly arco….akr….akw….silly ladder ting, k? sides, is not liek dat shark is gonna ’splode or anyting, right?…..right?
*frm behaind sofah*
Ub corse nawt.
OH Noes! They be tryin’ to steal my pokkit
kitteh in teh kornur pokkit fur teh win
dA dum, da dum, da dum
BOO!
HE HE sry i coodent risist
Pokkit kitteh will gibs U pointers to improve Ur game
and pointeh ends if tries to dislodge herz from the pokkits.
She ar so cute, I feel a splort coming on.
Gud mornin two_kittehs. Heer izz xtra CHRG wdoi juss in cayze.
Eye superized dat no care troll bin sayin “Ohh kitteh cood get hurted bye da bawlz. Doan dew diss wit ur kitteh.”
O hai Tribble gud to be seeing Uz dis mornin
and fanks for the CHRG, I haz putted it on
we been missing Uz on ICHC
o hai!! {{{{two_kitteh}}}}
pwease haz a CHRG 2 prevent da SPLORT and haz sum moar choklitt and marshmallowz and a cumfy blanky jus 2 taek dat SPLORTY feeling away!
I did does that, fanks Hashim
u ahz many funny lolz two_kittehz! and naow we r friendz..
o fanks I glad Uz lyked mah lolz, mah nu cheezfren
Ur kittehs is very purty
deyz luks lyke liddel tigers
I had a Pakistani housemate when I were in grad school
herz were from Karachi
ya da golden one iz a tabby kitteh!! i call himz Simba! i iz frum lahore…iz a little far frum karachi
Simba is a very bootiful boi
iz deh lion of punjab?
ya he looks liek a lion but haz da brain uf a burdee…in simple wordz…hez dumb…dumb but kyoot!
da black and white kitteh iz hiz sister! da poor guy(simba) getz beatun up by her…*sigh*