Pool Shark…?
Pool Shark…?
watch awt 4 furballs in da corner pokkit 2.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: PiraticalPanda
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Oddball in the corner pocket
Luks moar lyk kommuntatur-kitteh. On teh spawt
Konga-ratz for nawt sekkund bai teh wey.l
excellent commint, Mr. dill!
Here, a cuppa Blue Mountain for you in congratz!
Ooo… Having Tanzanian Peaberry now, but will throw out for Blue Mountain
Great! Cream and sugar, or do you like it in a purer state?
And some fresh-baked scones (I once worked in an artisan bakery, so my scones are pretty good.)
black
Here you go.
So, running a caption contest must give you good training in the funny comments dept.
Gud moning booklion! And teh 12 dansing Conga Ratz ar coming out even as ai speek to dans fur yoo, rodney. Excellent commint fur teh tawp spawt!
But ai wuz drawn heer bai teh wafting parfum ov the fresh cawfee – an the scent ov the fresh baked scones! May ai joyne yoo?? Ai hav awnlee a fyoo minits, but ai did want to say “hello.”
Yu gotz BLOO MAWNTIN??? Wanna adopt wan woomun an nain kattenz?
REEEELLY strynje fing iz: mai ‘dreem befoar wayking up’ wuz sumfin abaot mii pleh-ing poo;! psychotic! :O
Wyle ai’m addit, ware be teh collekshun uv ICHC smiliez, pls?
kthxbai
Here, oobark:
http://www.codex.wordpress.org/Using_Smilies
linky dint werk foar meh
Why, dat brassur!!!!
I will go check owt teh prob.
BRB.
OK…. tI emailed it.
e-meow’ed it?
e-meow’ed berzhun werked
straynje, eefen
Mebbe pool-dolffyn will halp kitteh agunst shaex.
yesh maibees Flipper willsaves hym
Pool Shark?… No no, mebbe, Plumber…. candygram…..
Meeter reeder…
hmm… it cud be
armodillah
basementcat
cookehmonsta
doggeh
e…
egul
fluffy aka zuul
gingurbred man
honky tonk cat
itty bitty kitty komitty
jorje
k…
Killertomatoes
Lawng legged spyderz
Mummy, Teh
N. . .
Naturl fluk tu a shuns n pul woter flo
Octrpuss
Pilut fishes
Quayl’s quilt (yesh, Ai tot teh elolmentri skul)
RAWRRRRRRRRR
Sharx!
Twubble inna wawter!
U…
Upside-down catfish (rly!)
Vagrent fishys
Wet fishys
X-tra wet fishys
Yeller fishys
ZOMG its a fish
*wet* fishies??? hooda thunkit???
Cute!
Berry kyoot in d-d… Kyootness-oberlawd reechin krittekal-mas
dis kitteh iz ower flowing wiff KYOOTNESS!! eberyone iz requested 2 wear dier CHRGs or else dey’ll SPLORT!
Ai hav mine awn! Ai lerned long ago nawt to come heer without mai CHRG(wdoi) securelee in playce!
i’m glad dier r much less victims uf SPLORT nowadayz!
Oh noes, iz dem sharks wif lazer beems
Austin powers ref!
first sharkz naow lazer beamz!! wat next!! da poor itteh bitteh kitteh
next is basementcat popping up to teech ittehbittehkitteh de ebil wais and maek em his minyuns!
oh noez!! not basement cat!! we must contact ceiling cat 2 halp da poor itteh bitteh kitteh!!ASAP!!
Wuz I not s’poseta eet the bloo skware thingys? Chawk?
…Oh.
Noo ballz plz!
*bonk* me no lyke pool no morr
Owch
Kwik! Fetz meh teh shark repellunt Cat Spray!
kk, but dis time Iz not doing dat silly arco….akr….akw….silly ladder ting, k? sides, is not liek dat shark is gonna ’splode or anyting, right?…..right?
*frm behaind sofah*
Ub corse nawt.
OH Noes! They be tryin’ to steal my pokkit
kitteh in teh kornur pokkit fur teh win
dA dum, da dum, da dum
BOO!
HE HE sry i coodent risist
Pokkit kitteh will gibs U pointers to improve Ur game
and pointeh ends if tries to dislodge herz from the pokkits.
She ar so cute, I feel a splort coming on.
Gud mornin two_kittehs. Heer izz xtra CHRG wdoi juss in cayze.
Eye superized dat no care troll bin sayin “Ohh kitteh cood get hurted bye da bawlz. Doan dew diss wit ur kitteh.”
O hai Tribble gud to be seeing Uz dis mornin
and fanks for the CHRG, I haz putted it on
we been missing Uz on ICHC
o hai!! {{{{two_kitteh}}}}
pwease haz a CHRG 2 prevent da SPLORT and haz sum moar choklitt and marshmallowz and a cumfy blanky jus 2 taek dat SPLORTY feeling away!
I did does that, fanks Hashim
u ahz many funny lolz two_kittehz! and naow we r friendz..
o fanks I glad Uz lyked mah lolz, mah nu cheezfren
Ur kittehs is very purty
deyz luks lyke liddel tigers
I had a Pakistani housemate when I were in grad school
herz were from Karachi
ya da golden one iz a tabby kitteh!! i call himz Simba! i iz frum lahore…iz a little far frum karachi
Simba is a very bootiful boi
iz deh lion of punjab?
ya he looks liek a lion but haz da brain uf a burdee…in simple wordz…hez dumb…dumb but kyoot!
da black and white kitteh iz hiz sister! da poor guy(simba) getz beatun up by her…*sigh*
mah oranj kitteh also geds beaten ups by mai odder kitteh
on regular basis
I fink oranj kittehs is sweet and peaceful, sometimes dey beez 2
nice for der own goods
yup u got dat rite…dey’re liek pigeonz…wen dey r attacked dey close dier eyez and taek da beating…dont retaliate… by da way do u hab pics uf ur orinj kitteh??
just askin…
yes unner mah profile in deh pictoors categoree
oranj kitteh’s pictures are in mah profyle under pictures
itz kyoot!! much liek mine kitteh! my kitteh iz a bit thin… urz iz healthy!!1!
herz eats too much, also herz lots of floof, we call
herz fur factoree
she eats the odder kitteh’s food too.
iz so kyoot!! as u said, itz bery fluffy and such a nice naem…wish mah kitteh waz fluffy too…akshullay da variety uf catfood iz limited in Pakistan and da vets are also bery less in number… itz hard 2 care fur ur kitteh here but we r pulling through…
Akshoolly her “real name” is Inji
fur factoree becoz she seems to produce
an infinite supply of its
Uz is doing a great job wid Ur kittehs
they looks sleek and healthy!
I gibes mah kittehs raw fishies, chicken and beef
sometimes they loves it.
kittehs get bored easily wiff food liek if constantly foar one week u give dem catfood, dey’ll get bored and stop eating, den u givez dem meat. itz liek dis…dey’re so choosy bout dier food! mah kitteh simba doesnt eat raw food, hez afraid uf it… he eatz boiled or meat wiff gravy or chicken stock.. he also luvz mayonesse and icecream!
teh gofer kikked me owtta teh goff corse. Dis wuz mah sekkund choyse.
Korner Pokkit Kitteh waits for lolrus to halp wif sharks.
With a promise to help lolrus find his bukkit?
ZMG! Shark?! Qwik, get inna boat!
noez kitteh!! dont be believing da hooman! he be jus’ scaring u!!
Pool games? KEWL!!
MARCO……
POLO…
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OK, Mr. Benny…
They kalld heem “Fast Kitteh Felson.” He wuz a winner. He wuz a loser. He wuz a hussler uv gooshyfuds.
Fur once, itz a gud ting kitteh doesn’t have anee thumbs to get broken.
MAKE ME UR BUDDY PLZ I AM SKIDODO142
A long long time ago, we usta plai kitteh pool. Evrybuddy wood put a quarter by a pokkit & then kitteh wood be sent (put) into pool table. Wherever kitteh came up, that pokkit was the winner! Only little kittehs wood work tho. Was funneh and kitteh didn’t mind…
musta been trained kittehz… neva played dat game…must be fun!
Kitteh givs new meenin to teh term ’skrach’
We gonna need a smaller bote
an now itz time for teh burfday fairy to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, lurkurs an eben trolz hoo haz teihr burfdays today!! heer iz homade caek an i skreem an fetti for ebreewun!!
!!
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Hustler Kitteh bees luukeiyng foar kompahtishun; wil plaiy foar cheezburgers!!!
Prize bees elebentey cbrgrs; winnure taikes awl!!!! Tehms bees hi stakes!!!!
(Kitteh awlwaiys winnes; nawt becuz him iys suches a guud plaiyer;
butt becuz teh hyuoomin plaiyer alwaise splortes, adn luuses bye deefawlt!!!)