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Teh kitteh! It levitates!
is bebbeh supah cat?
concats lcb
I ar sending YNG with martoonie just fur Uz
Itz sum kynd uv speshul levitayshun variety uv sooper-fortified milk, mayd with vitamin L – for levitayshun!
now THAT’S a supernom!
Supernom wuz zuch a cyute kittehn!
Did someone here order a martoonie?
*Sets down the drink*
*Presents the bill*
That will be $Elebenty, please, plus an 18% gratuity.
But of course, my disrobed darling.
*signs Ebil Maus’ name to teh bill, adds 200% gratuity*
Um… Sir? This is a cash-only establishment. In the local vernacular, “yoo has to has a munnee”…
sir….. hee hee hee…..
*ignores YNG, as I is not a “Sir”, I is a lady, dammit*
Pardon me, madam! Your moustache had me confused…
U know…they make hair-removal products that will take care of that….
Wait, whut? Leeza sayed she removered it and drawred on a byooty mark instead!
*runs to mirror, sees that Ebil Leeza has drawred on a full beard, mustache and unibrow*
*IN PURPLE!*
*faints*
Oh dear! I must administer first-aid!
*Picks up LCB and carries her to the NB*
*opens one eye*
It worked!
*closes eye, snickers quietly*
wait, wut?
I is not Ebil!!
When I lefted u there was onlee a byootee mark!
I fink maybe teh YNG mite has been hanging owt (GET IT?)
wif Ebil Maus.
If I was ebil I’d have a tshirt.
UR NOT WARING A T-SHIRT?
EBIL! EBIL!
Um, ifn herz nawt warein uh t-shurt, herz prolly otter goe 2 da NB
Come awn ober 2 da NB. Wii gotz sordid chokklitz der, wif cream filling! Enuf fur ebeerywunz, thx 2 Aahz!
sez teh LCB wif no unnerwares…
Ok! Guess I is ebil!
If dat meens a trip to the NB… I must
suffer the con, kon, teh results of ebilness.
But when do I gets teh T shurt?
*wanders off to teh NB, wile checking hed for dongles*
Kant gibe u da Ebil Maus T-Shirt, but hearz wun wiff kittehs an liddle baybee bottelz anw it. Put it awn. Nao. Pls.
*luks askance*
dat duzznt luk very ebil…
I am SO waring unnerwares!
When I sed before I was nakey underneath my clothes I meant unner my unnerwares, too.
We is ALL nakey unnerneath our clothes!
Except t-shirtless leeza, of course. She just be nakey.
Itz camelflauge fur ur ebilnezz.
U sownds like u don’t care LCB.
I know u gibs a shirt.
*swipes LCBs shirt*
Oooh, u startled me! I is scared shirtless!
Good thing I wared 5 shirts today.
*mpff* *snerk* *pppft*
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!11!!!1!
Win 4 leeza-b! Dat b wun uv da funneeyist kawmintz I’z red heer inna wyl!
Waol, ifn ur skeerd shurtliss, den U nawt haz enny shurtz awn ennymoar. Ifn U haz shurtz awn, ur nawt shurtliss…
Go back and check ur work: I has one shirt less that I hads before.
Yew is wize, Aahz.
5 shurtz? Jeez LCB, wer you plannin on goin in2 a blizzard oar cheetin in a gayme uf stwip pokar? btw, waring elebenty sox wunt help youz. Sox dunt cownt.
Nope, I fink if u is shirtless u has no shirt!
Well itz too hot for clothses ennyway!
I fink we shud just not ware any until Oct.
I has to go now… sowry to leeve things handing like this, but I has to be somewheres.
Cya 2morrow.. wif clotheses or wiffowt!
I agree wif Leeza, clowths are over8ed. Too hawt fur dem.
Haz a guud day Leeza! See you tomorrow!
I didded chex mai werkz.
5 shurtz – 1 shurtz = 4 shurtz
4 shurtz ≠ shurtliss
Shurtliss = 0 shurtz
I b gud at maff — n fakt I kawmpeetid n maff kawmpatishunz n beetid awlmoast evvyboddee…
Bai leeza! CU L8R
…
Bai evvyboddee els — I gotz 2 goe maisef… I leevz da maff stufz wif LCB — herz b gud at subtraktin (speshullee da borryin part)
Bwahahahahahaha!
NB now a sore…a soror…a plaec full ub nakey gurlz???
wOOt!
♪♪♪
“Jump not to conclusions, let me have my say.
I assumed she was a man, she talked that way.
Bearded girls don’t get proposed to every day.
Qui tollis peccata-ra-ra-boom-de-ay.
Lord, have mercy on my so-o-o-o-lo”
♪♪♪
Thus does cruel, unfeeling fate
Make a joke of our estate;
At least I’m glad it’s not too late!
God sees ev’rything we du-u-u-u-et”
FTW Aahz! Saw dis at werk an snerted big-time! Go P.D.Q.!!!
Thx! I get to keep him, rite?
only if he wanz, U haz to aks himz
Oooooooh! So nao for beein nawt-sekund u nawt ownlee get drinx and dansees, but a YNK too?!
*plans to try eben harderder*
*pondurrs*
Iz a YNG in handcuffs *rillee* N? Oar wud himz jus be a YHG?
*wandurrzawai mumblin tew hurrself*
Con-CAT-enayshunz LCB 4 ur beeyin awn tawp uvva 7-wai makrumay!! N haow U wontz 2 sillybrayt dis wunnermuss feet?
Er, well, as u may or may not knoes, I sometimes — ok always — has problems wif heights. So mabye we could sillybrate by getting me down from teh top?
Shall I sends a fireman to reskoo Uz?
Sends Supernom. He duz gud jawb. Gud kitteh.
Oh, I don’t think it would be right to send a fireman.
Send a dozen.
An maek shur they’re awl mussl-y and well oyld…you kno, liek teh onez frum teh callundar.
Teh callender? Well-oiled?
*swoons*
*THUD*
mai thots exactly LCB
O halp! Ai tink Iz smeelz smoke!!1!! Hab a fyre at mii hous! Plz send dem fyremenz! Rite naou!
mmm, If a few weloild fyrmenz got tugethur
n ebry city adn made a callundur adn sold em
fur $10 eech…..
All ther munney problumz b ovr
Bet ellebenty peepz wud want
Could throw in a free BP check coupon..
Dancin fyremenz
E….
Cunveenyintlee enuff, da CCC skwad jess gotted uh noo truk wif Hy-Ryz ayreeyul 4 reechin kittehz n treez n LCB awn bukshelvz n stufz liek dat. O luk — heer dey kumz naow…
WEEEEOOOOEEEEOOOOEEEEOOOOEEEEOOOO **RONK ROOOOONK**
**stawpz neer 7-wai makramay fred**
**Hy-Ryz ayreeyul goez up 2 ware LCB iz shivverin wif feer**
Noenoenoe!! Doan tuch dat lebber!!1!
***SPWISSSHHHHHHH***
O .. furr-gotted 2 tayl U — awlsew haz big waddur nozzel at tawp uv ayreeyul…
**CCC croo gitz da naow-soekded LCB frum daynjeruss plays**
**ayreeyul wif LCB n croo gitz bak daown 2 grownd**
Heer LCB — U can haz hunnert-doller towl wif CCC logo n da coarnur
kthxsputter
Hhhmmmmm. Nawt-sekkund = Naow-soekded
Berry interesting.
*wanderz off 2 ponder desire for nawt-sekkund**
Twaz un aksudint — wun uv da CCC croo dint shoaz up 4 himz traynin awn da noo truk… himz ternded awn da big waddur nozzel nawt noein wat himz wuz dewin…
We gotted herz daown, tho… N givded herz wun uv da noo softee fwoofee CCC towlz wif da kewl logo inna coarnur 2 drai awf wif.
…
LCB — haow bowt sum steemee hawt chokklit wif uh liddul Kulewuh innit? Hep U warm up n drai awf…
How bout some Kahloooa wif a little hawt chocklit innit instead?
Hold teh hot chocklit.
***porez LCB uh steeme hawt cuppa Kulewuh***
***howldz it up neer mowf n wis-purrz “hawt chokklit”***
***hanz 2 LCB***
Heer ya goez
***pores hawt chokklit wif wippee kreem 4 sef***
***howld da kulewuh 4 naow cuz I steel at werkz***
Cheez!!
::::::::::::::flies up to top::::::::::
Hop awn mai bak, puut dafety belt awn, an wii flai away, ‘K?
I really wonder what is in that Bottle…
No takes away my botlol!
Somebody needs to give that cat a bust in the mouth…
*Snerk*
Don’t be such a boob.
What are you gonna do? Break me on The Rack?
Iz K, LCB — Maus iz keapin abreast uv da sitcheeayshun
and will fall into ur trap any minnit now.
Yes. The Twins (EM and I) have it well in hand…
On sekkond thought, we’d better just nip this in teh bud.
R da 2 uv U gunna start uh (*ahem*) SUPPORT groop?
A boob in teh hand is werth…. ?
…
*hedz tew teh Nawty Barn*
…2 n da bra?
…
**Goez bak 2 NB agin**
*snert*
guud 1 nightshayde an Aahz!
Teemwerkz — we haz it!
w00t! Ai lieks teh teemwerkz.
…
Muchlee beddur dan teh real werkz.
I herded dat…
boobs? *perk*
Ask and ye shall reeceeve.
http://www.tinyurl.com/6gdtao
Hoomin under-cubber ajint in lolrus bloo bukkit scandal?
hang in there, bebbeh!!1!
:splort
We haz a kitteh down! A kitteh down! CCC!!! Wherz teh CCC!?
Puff pant heer it cumz
Scoops up two_kittehs branes
pore dem bak in teh hedd
fastens awn CHRG(wdi) wiv ducky taep
Adds 50s baving cap fur extra saftee
Offers two_kittehs sum hawt choklitt an a floofy blankit.
Der, Rest fur a bit an u will feel better
o anni fanks so much!
Is berry hot and muggee in Washing Machine DC
so I can I has cold coffee wid choclits instead?
Iz cool in TTI – Ai fergottid dat u mae be 2 hawt fur hawt drinkses!
oh den I is comin dere rite nowz
“iz cool in TTI” haz redundant wurds. Deez wurds may, howeber, claym unemployment.
Teh 4cast fur latur dis weak is fur low 80s
Low 80s? Yu meen…. Jimmy Saville iz bak on Top ob teh Pops?
iced mochacchino for two_kittehs, sooper-dooper-large sighs, onnitz wai…wif FREE re-fillz!
**WARNING! WARNING! DANGER WILL ROBINSON! CUTENESS APPROACHING!**
…
Da CCC iz gunna b bisse wif dis wun 2dai…
**skreeches up nekst 2 TK wif CCC**
**sweepee sweepee sweepee braynz inna pul**
**skoopee skoopee skoopee braynz bak inna hed**
**pattepatpat braynz awl smoov agin**
**dukketayp dukketayp 2 howld evvyfing n plays**
**putz 50z bavvin kap obber hed**
**snapz CHRG(w/doi) awn TK’z hed**
**rapz TK n softee fwoofee bwankee wif pitcherz uv liddul bebbeh bottlolz awn it**
Dere TK — U gunna B jess fyn
**handz TK steemee hawt chokklit wif wippee kreem n koko paowdur onnit**
**setz trai uv sordid chokklitz shaypd liek possumz n oktupoosiz, awl filld wif yummee kreemee fillinz**
Heer TK — nom n dreenk awl U neadz 2 git ur strengf bak
fanks Aahz I lubs the blankee
Ur wellkumz, TK — U rest eezee inna comfee chayr n da Splort Lownj — U b beddur n noe tym
Sordid chokklitz!!1!! What r dose possumz doing?!?
An da oktupoosiz–Ai bet dey kan b berry sordid wiff awl dem legz (armz?)
:snerk: wun uv da prawblimz uv Lolspeek — miss-spaylt werdz n Lolspeek sumtymz b reel werdz wif diffrint meeninz n reel speek
…
sordid — lawtsa diffrint kyndza sumfin, liek chokklitz
Sordid chokklitz moar….. intersting….. dan assorted wuns….
K, bai *hedz tew teh Nawty Barn 2 bz …..nawty*
Jus lubbing awl teh sordid chokklitz ~ Nom!
i sekkunds dat.
sordid chocklits sownd… temptingly delishus!
I finkz I myta startid sumfin noo rownd heer…
…
Sordid chokklitz wif kreemee fillinz 4 evvyboddee!!1!
Thx muchly, Aahz!
Duz kreemee fillin hab a flava? Oar iz it kan it be sordid flavas??
*Snortle*
*Runs back to NB laughing hysterically at own pun*
O yeh, da kreemee fillinz r stufz liek carmulz, mintz, frootz, n fingz liek dat… Nommabul flavaz, awl uvvem!
dat’z a problim? Ai sea it az anuvver sorce of LOLs.
Tell me octopus I begs
Is those things arms or is they legs?
I tell you what O octopus
If I were you I’d call me us
*snortle*
Kyoot rime; annipuss mus bee bery bery cleber t00 knoa awl tehse poamsies.
[frum da NB annipuss heerz lafterz an thx fur her poem]
Ai haz a colicshun uv bukks wiv sillee rimez an sum uv dem iz stukk in mai brane!
Iz taht liek ear rimes?
iffin dey gotz cawt… dey wuzzint teh possumz, trust mii ahn dat. *scurriez orf tu snerk halplesslii *
Ai haz lotsa drinkses
Oh halp! I haz kitten breth!
hungri babbieh!
Must…. haz….. milkses!
It takes a bigger werd to describe teh kitteh than teh kitteh is!
Den let’s thynk ob sum wurds!
Advencherus
Bravado
Courageous
Daring-do
Energetic
F….
Friskee
Go-getter
Herowic
I..
Intrepid
Joyfull
Kallkulatin
Limpid
Magnaminus
N…
*List Completion Alert*
Nubile
Obstinate
Powerful
Quick
Racer
Speedy
Tenacious
Unstoppable
Voracious
Wild
Xtreme
Yam-eater
Zappy
Incredible
Joyous
Klever
Litening-fast
M…
Mazing
Neverlandish
Overwhelming
Persistent
Quiet
Royal
Stealthy
Trampolining
Unimaginable
Vorpal
Wacky
Xylophone-playing
Yrch-stomping
Zooming
Invisbl stepladdr, i needs it
Dis kitteh may has a drinkin’ problim.
Kitteh haz drink an can drink it. Wassa problem?
Me’s wondring what will happun when u try eeting a cheezburger near dis kitteh..!?
Grabity. Bwahahahaha!
nomnombommilk… nomnommilk… nomnomnommilk… floor is gone! nomnommilk… hey, i’z not reeelly needing floor… nomnommilk… nomnomnom
Awwww…. Dis remindz me uv wen ai had to bottul-feed mai Danny babee hoo we fownd abandunned at abaot too weaks. Hez 16 pownds nao!
mai two were boddel fed also – they’re over 20 lbs each!!
Suckshun kitteh suckshuns.
An did yoo see teh kyoot liddel whiskurs on heem’s snowt? An teh rownd milk-filld belleh? An teh liddel pawz/clawz reechin owt to hold teh bottlol . . .
Kerrfull, gremlin — ur gittin awfullee cloas 2 splortin — tytin ur CHRG n luk awai reel kwiklee-liek…
Fangz, Aahz! *titens CHRG, luks away, thinkz abowt takx returns*
Like this?
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1157141
Adn teh hind feetsies, adn teh sturdee liddle kitteh tayle!!!
Tihs iz teh kyootest tummeh eber!
Does no one see the hand holding the kitten? The cat’s not levitating.
Shhhhh! Or they’ll awl want wun.
Awwww, taht’s sew cyute!! Kitteh wif botlol!!
*SPLORT!*
Oh, gud greef…
Towldja dat da CCC iz gunna b bizzee…
**skreeches up nekst 2 Opheliacat wif CCC**
**sweepee sweepee sweepee braynz inna pul**
**skoopee skoopee skoopee braynz bak inna hed**
**pattepatpat braynz awl smoov agin**
**dukketayp dukketayp 2 howld evvyfing n plays**
**putz 50z bavvin kap obber hed**
**snapz CHRG(w/doi) awn Opheliacat’z hed**
**rapz Opheliacat n softee fwoofee bwankee wif pitcherz uv liddul bebbeh bottlolz awn it (deez seam 2 b poppuler 2dai**
Dere naow Opheliacat … U tayk uh rest inna eezee chayr n da Splort Lownj
Heer — haz sum possum n oktupoos-shaypted chokklitz n sum steemee hawt chokklit wif wippee kreem awn tawp (4 ur vyteeminz, doncha noez)
Fank yoo, Aahz. Ai’z feelin bedder nao. Teh choklit iz gud 2. Tanks you.
duzznt wook vewy comfuble
*snerk* Dat sowndz liek Roodawlf da Rayndear win himz dad cuvverd up himz noaz
LOL! I remember seeing this one on CuteOverload… the kitty was being held like this because she’d clawed the previous person pretty badly while eating. Love the caption.
Man, it took me a while to dig this up, but — bingo!
http://www.tinyurl.com/6zaf34
“I MUST HAVE EET!”
Skweeeeeeeeeee……….
Now that’s a kewt li’l belleh!
dat is just mean…kitteh is HUNGREE…let him eet
om nom n…oh wait…
glub glub glub glub
i not addiktd to tihs bottul, i cans kwit any time!…
…glub glub glub glub
…an yu jus kant wayt tu bii King.
so do i
SO CUTE!!!
can evreyone come look at my kitty too? He was taken away from me when I had to go away for two months, adn I miss him so much!!! help goose come back!!
we r gettin us a quarter horsie!!!
Y 4 U nawt gittin uh whole horsie? Mebbe da stoar haddem 4 75% awf…
hah!!
Is u getting heds, or tayles?
uh oh… *SPLORT*……….
Heer we goez agin… ♪♪♪Anuvver wun splortz da brayn♪♪♪
**skreeches up nekst 2 sara wif CCC**
**sweepee sweepee sweepee braynz inna pul**
**skoopee skoopee skoopee braynz bak inna hed**
**pattepatpat braynz awl smoov agin**
**dukketayp dukketayp 2 howld evvyfing n plays**
**putz 50z bavvin kap obber hed**
**snapz CHRG(w/doi) awn sara’z hed**
**rapz sara n softee fwoofee bwankee wif pitcherz uv liddul bebbeh bottlolz awn it**
U gunna b jess fyn, sara — Jess rilaks inna comfee chayr inna Splort Lownj … Haz sum chokklit possumz n oktupoosiz wif kreemee fillinz n uh steemee hawt chokklit wif wippee kreem onnit, n U b K n noe tym atoll
shhh keeps this low profile but Hot Dog!
total stealth infiltration has been achieved – a cunningly disguised
spy is being boldly featured on the front page the goggie pix site.
Skweeeze bawtull millk beez
besstest 4 liddill behbee
calliko 2 grows
Prittee Wun watchez
as liddill calliko nom,
nom, nomz hungrillee
Liddill caliko’z
pudjee belleh gets reddee
4 lawtza rubbinz
Jack.
Jeenyus. Purr…
kitteh pushups make kitteh muscles
Nevr giv up kitteh, you haf 2 beleev!!
*KA-SPLORT*!!!
Oh noes, Owl! Yoo is lyin heer awl splorted!
Lemme halp yoo. Teh CCC is rite heer!
*scoopity scoopity* Ther, we gotz teh brayns!
*plop!* Back they go in teh hed!
*screeee-ker-scrrrrripppp!* A brand noo CHRG, just for yoo, wit drawings uv kittehs an bottlols onnit.
*taypity taypity taypity* Exgtree duk taype!
*floof floof floof* Floofy blankee, wit pikshors uv kittehs an bottlols onnit. (To match teh CHRG!)
*holds owt orinj paw full uv choklits* An sum choklits to halp restor teh brayns to full funkshunality!
Awl beddur nao? Just sit ther an relax fur a minnit an yoo shuld be OK!
Dee term in ayshun?
i has hungrys!!!
awww… this is so cute!
kitteh thinks it can stay ther all day. :p