Snail Monorail Crash in…
Snail Monorail Crash in… …5 Hrs. 42 Min.
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I can’t stand teh suspense! I needs a nap.
Concatshoelaces on yer nawt sekkund, LCB! Wut wud yew lieks fur drinks? Ai will leev teh dansins to sumwun else.
Sloe gin and slow dancing?
Sloe gin coming rite up …. slowly.
Itz late @ nite adn wii’re awl aloan *step adn sway*
Wif just teh muzik on deh radeeo *step adn sway*
No wunz kumming, no wunz gonna telefone *sway adn dans*
Just mii adn u adn deh litez down low *spin adn sway*
And wii’re *step, step*
Slow dansing, swaying 2 deh muzik *step adn sway*
Slow dancing, just mii adan mai gurl *step adn sway*
Slow dancing, swaying 2 deh muzik *sway, sway*
No wun else in deh hole wide whirrld. *step, spin, kiss*
Dat were a lubberlee dans, Yer Majistee!
Dansit it Oreegon….luvvely!
Kewel; ah leiks sloe gin, an slow dansin.
News tomorrow nite!
News on teh elebentieth!
*cackles ebilly az he edits teh newsreel tu show a chicken crossing teh road*
A duk iz waytin 2 kros teh rode. A chiken kums past and sez “Dont bother; ULL neber heer teh end ob it”
thnkz sew mush, teh tea stain ahn mah werk shirt matchz mai eyez purfeklii… nuffin liek ah gud snerk tu start teh dai…….
snert !!
and, also, a welcum back to P4T. yew haz been gone for quite sum time, yes? gud to see yew again.
Dem ar sum pretty snailies. Bet they’d be guf wif a nice bordelaise sauce and a glass of crisp savvyon blanc.
Lawtz uv lemon-garlic butter wud be gud. An sum krustee french bred.
Kthxslurp!
I can has snailburger?
It might taek a while.
Oh, u wanted teh burger to b made outta snails – nawt by snails?
That’s diffrent.
A burger made outta snails that is made by snails would be rong on so many levels.
And over so much time.
u can only has a snailburger to escargo.
omg i lolled at teh monosnail.
if u wantz a snailburgr u has to giv me sum
**Seengn “Ewe cna dantz, ewe cna dantz”**
*tappity, tappity**
Oops, wach teh toot-sees, pissa snailols knot happee snailols.
“eye can’t danz, eye can’t talk, di only thing about mi is dey way dat I walk…”
whyz my pichur knot shone upz, n e bodee?
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yer doin it wrong!
Loh speed collizun…ur doin it rite…
Wow, look at teh escargot… not.
at leest nawt kwiklee.
But… wich wun a scar haz got?
first?
Mebee at a sail’s pace.
…oar eben a snail’s.
Wich walks slower, a sail ore a snail, giben neiber hab feet?
Iz dis wat dey mean by snail mail?
After teh (eventual) crash, will teh snails be shell shocked?
PTSD -Post Traumatic Snail Disoder
lolz
oh, WOOF!
SHOOP SHOOP SHOOP SHOOP.
The snails is identical.
O NOE!
Itz a snayl foto shawp!
Down’t be daft. Were wud snails get hold ob photoshop?
un-FOUR-choo-net-wee, dey be forgettin too lain up dem ante- aton-… dem feelers rite. dere jig be up!
you know how you can tell this is photoshopped, besides that they’re identical? all shells whorl in one direction or the other (clockwise or counterclockwise, can’t remember which) and these are whorling in opposite directions – they’re both turning over the top of the shell, towards the viewer. I learned that from moby dick.
Dat r cool.
Sew yu’re saying they’re whorl’s apart?
Slippery quick!
lickety-split!
oh wayte, that’s sumfing differunt…
out heer in OR, tehre bee sew menny snayls an slugz! apparuntlee tehy useta tayk teh fiff grayders out to teh koast for “feeld camp”, an they wud get a chanse too LICK a BANANA SLUG. ai guess teh nanner slugz haz sum kinda poyson on tehir skins whut maykes yur lips go num. but has yoo ever seena nanner slug? tehy can be literallee as big as a nanner. PLEH! PLEH! PLEH! DO NAWT WANT!!!
otay…plz tew noaw cyoo teh twilite zione moosik…..ai waz jest tawlkin abowt banannannana slugz tew cSamll obber awn teh cheezfrenz groop …..an how offen dew bananabanannnann slugz com up in conbersashun NEway ?????
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wen ai libbeed up ina Sonoama valley, a LAWNG tyme ago, ina liddle howse bilded by miggetz wiff a sense of hoomur, an no rulurs, oar plum bobz, oar t-skwares oar nuffin !!! der waz a big hole unner mi kitccen sink….an teh bannananana slugz wood crawlz up an den dey wood crawlz awntew mi kitccen flor !!! an den ai wood stepz awn dem in mi bare feetz at nite …..pleh pleh pleh pleh ……..ikky ikky ikky slimey ikky……an sew ov corse teh onli fing ai cood dew waz tew sit rite dwon an sand-papur mi feetz !!!…….eeeewwwwwwww…….
affer a few nites ov diz, ai bildeded a WALL OV SALT ……. Mwahahahahah ! den letz dem tries tew crawlz awn mi flor agin will dey.,,,,ai dont fink sew !!!!
corse diz ment ai cood nebber, ebber luk unner mi kitccen sink agin …..anodder eeeewwwwwwww…….
Can I just say that “Midgets With a Sense of Humor” would be an excellent name for a rock band?
I can?
Ok, here goes: “Midgets With a Sense of Humor” would be an excellent name for a rock band.
hey dat nowt bad…..but how abowt ……..wate for it …….
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WALL OV SALT !!!!!!
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noaw datz a guud naem fer a band ….hee hee…..
*goes to start a thrash metal band called “Burger adn teh Lolrus Bukkits”*
*shudder*
~~~~~~~~ <- bananer slugs onna kitchen floor
__________ <- Wall uv Sawlt FTW!!
ai think ai wud hav had too muve….
Announcing teh relees uv “Wall uv Sawlt”!!
teh nawt-sekkund album by teh Midgetz wiv a Sense uv Humor!!
an featuring teh hit single, Sandpapering mai Feetz!!
*gasp*
Oh, teh snail-anity!
There waz broken shells and slime eberyware.
As Ceiling Cat is my witness, I thot snails could fly!
WKRP ref FTW!
oh ahi Romeow !!!
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ai hav herd sumwher dat it waz yer birffdaze nowt tew lowng ago……may ai be teh nowt last tew wishes dat yew hadda berry nise day, an dat yew hav miny moar nise dayz tew com ……
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mi unexkuseded tardinessess…..aparuntli a bad falt ov mien….srlsy…..
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but ai stil hopes hew haddda niseest day !!
*snurt*
Boring schull lessyon….yur doing it boring….
fiftee nynth street brij, heer we comes!
sloe daown, u moov 2 fayst
u gotz 2 mayk teh moarnin lasst
juss slime-in down teh cobble stone,
Lukin fur fud and
feelin slimy…
Slimon and Garfuklol ref, FTW!
fuNklol. Garfunklol.
dat war gud, lcb!
Waiy grooby, gaizes! Yooz got a grooby ting goin?
Saimon adn Garfunklol fur teh win!
shawn cannary sez “I garfunkloled ur mother!”
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p.s. cheezpeeps. I got a busy day tomorrow picken up moma SAMS and gettin prepped for teh sir-jerry. either me or husbear will drop elfi a note weds to let u all no i is ok!
luvs u all.
OK, gud luk to yoo, SAMS!! We is awl thinkin uv ya! {{SAMS}}
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So, genetic engineering being ‘in’ these days, what would you get if you crossed a snail with a sloth?
owl! gess whut i sawd tonite when i wents for a wok? a owl! it wuz HEWJ an flew obur mah hed an on to a litepost. i hazzent eber seen a owl dat larj in teh wyld befoar. thotted u mite like to no.
Wow! A big owl! Itz so cool to see teh elusive wildlife that shares our neighborhoods even in teh city. I saw a cupple of hawks teh udder morning when I wuz walkin my loaner dog. Heard em first, makin that eaglol whistley sound. Den they juss sat on a branch togethr lukin down at us. I felt lukky to see them.
I sawr a hawk outta my office window a few months ago. It was perched on teh balcony railing of teh apartment building next door, looking down at my office’s outdoor play area for teh on-site day care. No kids was outside at teh time, and eventually teh hawk flied away, still hongry.
deez guys hooongry tew
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1575883
LULZ
Sownds pritteh neet, cratz!
As Thoreau sed, Heaven is beneath our feet as well as over our heads!
Purrhabz teh onlee wuns uv us hoo duzzint notiss is those hoo izznt lukkin hard enuff . . . Cheerz to yoo for trooly seeing it.
Yoo whut??? …an’ yoo din’t CAWL MI???
Describe mai relatib, an ai MITE bee ablol to tell yew what wun it was.
Oh Hai Owl!! Wii haz a Great Horned Owl dat stopz bai neerlee ebbery nite. Him sitz in deh tree topz 4 a wile, den flize off sumwear elzez.
Sorreh, I forgots mah fone! I startid to taeks a piksher, but den I reeliz, I onlee has mah keez.
Den he wer gon reel fast. Neckst tym, I taeks mah camruh.
Um… Well, he wer littlol less dan 2 foots tall, hads kinduh light browny markengs unner his wings lyk a hawk, whyt faes, beeg roundy eyez… I is in Florida. Dis halp u?
snath? sloail? Slimee tree-hanger? Snail wit clawz? Furree snails?
Hoo noz. Wud take wai two long two crossum.
Slo Ail sownds lyke sum ob teh beers around here.
dat wood bee an ossum naem foar da creeture!
awesome slow-tography, btw
Whut’s a nice gastropod like u doing on a site like this?
uh whut?
fut in tummy, knot in mouf.
Teh onliest thing that got me through biology class was that I knowed some Latin and Greek.
Barbarian is Greek for “he whu slurps tea wen cutting hair”
ah…fang kew
Aneeeyone notiz, most picshurs in frontz peig has NO LOLCAT SPEAK? I has a sad.
Aiz shoor itz a co-inkee-dink. Dey had sum gud wunz todai tho, eben if dey were nawt in lolspeak.
hmmm… u gotz a point dier… but wat eva it iz da lol iz funny!
Den vowte four moar ob my pics, dey’re awlmowst all in lolspeak adn I need the extra cheezburgers four my kitteh.
Witch wun r urs? Ur name not blu. Haou can ai find ur profile?
Hai…Hmm…I has nuthin to say hear. I is jus board.
ohai, ms. evilcat.
Board, eh? we wooden want dat to hapin…
you new?
ai alsew board…an’ tarred…tarred b’cuz ai’m OLD!
tarred an fetthurrd?
iz bored 2..*sigh*
Bwahahahaha! Bored, are ye? I can fix dat. Jus’ drynk thiz potion wib orinj smowk coming from teh top adn thyngs’ll get moar… intur-string…!
but isnt orinj poison?! u tryin 2 keeel me!! oh noez!!
Well, der’s alwais teh potion wib teh green adn bluw smowk coming from teh top.
den wats dat?? iz it tasty an’ nommable??
dat’s a babbeh snail, lernin to crawl to himz mommeh.
No Need for Speed.
That’s grate!
Eben tho its fotoshapped, teh monosnails hab much awesum.
Eez it “Ebil pleh Fotoshoop”
oar eez it autistic lolsense?
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Ai mae kont know art, but ai know whut ai lol!
Quick! Get teh jaws of still life!
@@@@@@@@@@!!!!! Perfekt!
“Ha… Dodge… Spin… Parry… Thrust…. (THWACK)“
evvybuddy go nyt-nyt? iz nuu hir… stl waytn on da nuz at elebenty11. halp whn dey snlz crashez, ayl b sleepyn
verreh sneekee name u got dare, dr.
oh ai sey….diz wun maed me *Snerk*…wazzunt ’spekting it at awl ……an ai haz tew confesses…ai alluz lukz at teh upcoming part ov heer. ( an befour dat teh vote part…..) an yeses ai noes…an ai hav been noed tew reed teh endingz ov buukz furst tew……an ai liekz tew noes wat teh surpizes iz befour iz a surprizes !
Haz yuu ebber scene “Ruined Moovie Endings” oar “Movie Spoilers”????
Tehms wil tel yuu teh eyndyngs ov moovies, adn Ai fink tehre bees wun foar buuks;
Iyt’s funses tuu luuk at, iyf yuu duu nawt goez tuu teh moovies muches!!!!!
I has sad
Aw, why has u sad? Why u kwitzez?
FUNNY!!1!
Teh Funny!!1!
i kwitzez
U kwitzes?! U goin way mad? Stai n play!
Teh smallr snail made the wizr investment in this currant howsin market.
Monorail lolsnails r unequilly matchd. Gud thing it wont be a hi-speed crash!
dey doed crash? not wet? ah dey ar slower dan xpekted!
ftw fur da captshun! but *shiverz* at da foto… snayls – dunt lyk an do not want! ktnxbai
iam teh last onez1zomg
oh, teh huge manatee!!
O guiz! I has a funneh. ok?
Wat did teh snayl sai wen he wuz on teh tuhrtls bak?
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Tahts rly funnii 2 mii, butz Ai tot teh smoll chirrenz fr mini yeers, sew mai hyoomr beez berry weerd.
Ez Potoshopd. Obvyusly. Lookit teh patturnz on teh snael’z shel.
*Peers closely at patterns in snail shell*
It sez: “If u can read this then u are totally missing teh point.”
Der shells luk liek cheezburgers!!
Luuks liek thems gotted tihs snayle cummyng and goeiyng;
(Hims wuz a bebbeh wen him furst staurted aowt;
Butt bye teh tiem hims caime bak, hims had alreddy growed up;
teh trip tuuk taht laung!!!!!!)
Snailz is gud at fotoshawp! SMRT!
teh monosnail rush ower.
Loluscs, yay!
Witnesses say “It all happened so fast”……
it r b fast :}
teh snailz doin it rite
Ralf is funny! lolcats i love this website
al de kats r funy