Snail Monorail Crash in…
Snail Monorail Crash in… …5 Hrs. 42 Min.
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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I can’t stand teh suspense! I needs a nap.
Concatshoelaces on yer nawt sekkund, LCB! Wut wud yew lieks fur drinks? Ai will leev teh dansins to sumwun else.
Sloe gin and slow dancing?
Sloe gin coming rite up …. slowly.
Itz late @ nite adn wii’re awl aloan *step adn sway*
Wif just teh muzik on deh radeeo *step adn sway*
No wunz kumming, no wunz gonna telefone *sway adn dans*
Just mii adn u adn deh litez down low *spin adn sway*
And wii’re *step, step*
Slow dansing, swaying 2 deh muzik *step adn sway*
Slow dancing, just mii adan mai gurl *step adn sway*
Slow dancing, swaying 2 deh muzik *sway, sway*
No wun else in deh hole wide whirrld. *step, spin, kiss*
Dat were a lubberlee dans, Yer Majistee!
Dansit it Oreegon….luvvely!
Kewel; ah leiks sloe gin, an slow dansin.
News tomorrow nite!
News on teh elebentieth!
*cackles ebilly az he edits teh newsreel tu show a chicken crossing teh road*
A duk iz waytin 2 kros teh rode. A chiken kums past and sez “Dont bother; ULL neber heer teh end ob it”
thnkz sew mush, teh tea stain ahn mah werk shirt matchz mai eyez purfeklii… nuffin liek ah gud snerk tu start teh dai…….
snert !!
and, also, a welcum back to P4T. yew haz been gone for quite sum time, yes? gud to see yew again.
Dem ar sum pretty snailies. Bet they’d be guf wif a nice bordelaise sauce and a glass of crisp savvyon blanc.
Lawtz uv lemon-garlic butter wud be gud. An sum krustee french bred.
Kthxslurp!
I can has snailburger?
It might taek a while.
Oh, u wanted teh burger to b made outta snails - nawt by snails?
That’s diffrent.
A burger made outta snails that is made by snails would be rong on so many levels.
And over so much time.
u can only has a snailburger to escargo.
omg i lolled at teh monosnail.
if u wantz a snailburgr u has to giv me sum
**Seengn “Ewe cna dantz, ewe cna dantz”**
*tappity, tappity**
Oops, wach teh toot-sees, pissa snailols knot happee snailols.
“eye can’t danz, eye can’t talk, di only thing about mi is dey way dat I walk…”
whyz my pichur knot shone upz, n e bodee?
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yer doin it wrong!
Loh speed collizun…ur doin it rite…
Wow, look at teh escargot… not.
at leest nawt kwiklee.
But… wich wun a scar haz got?
first?
Mebee at a sail’s pace.
…oar eben a snail’s.
Wich walks slower, a sail ore a snail, giben neiber hab feet?
Iz dis wat dey mean by snail mail?
After teh (eventual) crash, will teh snails be shell shocked?
PTSD -Post Traumatic Snail Disoder
lolz
oh, WOOF!
SHOOP SHOOP SHOOP SHOOP.
The snails is identical.
O NOE!
Itz a snayl foto shawp!
Down’t be daft. Were wud snails get hold ob photoshop?
un-FOUR-choo-net-wee, dey be forgettin too lain up dem ante- aton-… dem feelers rite. dere jig be up!
you know how you can tell this is photoshopped, besides that they’re identical? all shells whorl in one direction or the other (clockwise or counterclockwise, can’t remember which) and these are whorling in opposite directions - they’re both turning over the top of the shell, towards the viewer. I learned that from moby dick.
Dat r cool.
Sew yu’re saying they’re whorl’s apart?
Slippery quick!
lickety-split!
oh wayte, that’s sumfing differunt…
out heer in OR, tehre bee sew menny snayls an slugz! apparuntlee tehy useta tayk teh fiff grayders out to teh koast for “feeld camp”, an they wud get a chanse too LICK a BANANA SLUG. ai guess teh nanner slugz haz sum kinda poyson on tehir skins whut maykes yur lips go num. but has yoo ever seena nanner slug? tehy can be literallee as big as a nanner. PLEH! PLEH! PLEH! DO NAWT WANT!!!
otay…plz tew noaw cyoo teh twilite zione moosik…..ai waz jest tawlkin abowt banannannana slugz tew cSamll obber awn teh cheezfrenz groop …..an how offen dew bananabanannnann slugz com up in conbersashun NEway ?????
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wen ai libbeed up ina Sonoama valley, a LAWNG tyme ago, ina liddle howse bilded by miggetz wiff a sense of hoomur, an no rulurs, oar plum bobz, oar t-skwares oar nuffin !!! der waz a big hole unner mi kitccen sink….an teh bannananana slugz wood crawlz up an den dey wood crawlz awntew mi kitccen flor !!! an den ai wood stepz awn dem in mi bare feetz at nite …..pleh pleh pleh pleh ……..ikky ikky ikky slimey ikky……an sew ov corse teh onli fing ai cood dew waz tew sit rite dwon an sand-papur mi feetz !!!…….eeeewwwwwwww…….
affer a few nites ov diz, ai bildeded a WALL OV SALT ……. Mwahahahahah ! den letz dem tries tew crawlz awn mi flor agin will dey.,,,,ai dont fink sew !!!!
corse diz ment ai cood nebber, ebber luk unner mi kitccen sink agin …..anodder eeeewwwwwwww…….
Can I just say that “Midgets With a Sense of Humor” would be an excellent name for a rock band?
I can?
Ok, here goes: “Midgets With a Sense of Humor” would be an excellent name for a rock band.
hey dat nowt bad…..but how abowt ……..wate for it …….
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WALL OV SALT !!!!!!
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noaw datz a guud naem fer a band ….hee hee…..
*goes to start a thrash metal band called “Burger adn teh Lolrus Bukkits”*
*shudder*
~~~~~~~~ <- bananer slugs onna kitchen floor
__________ <- Wall uv Sawlt FTW!!
ai think ai wud hav had too muve….
Announcing teh relees uv “Wall uv Sawlt”!!
teh nawt-sekkund album by teh Midgetz wiv a Sense uv Humor!!
an featuring teh hit single, Sandpapering mai Feetz!!
*gasp*
Oh, teh snail-anity!
There waz broken shells and slime eberyware.
As Ceiling Cat is my witness, I thot snails could fly!
WKRP ref FTW!
oh ahi Romeow !!!
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ai hav herd sumwher dat it waz yer birffdaze nowt tew lowng ago……may ai be teh nowt last tew wishes dat yew hadda berry nise day, an dat yew hav miny moar nise dayz tew com ……
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mi unexkuseded tardinessess…..aparuntli a bad falt ov mien….srlsy…..
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but ai stil hopes hew haddda niseest day !!
*snurt*
Boring schull lessyon….yur doing it boring….
fiftee nynth street brij, heer we comes!
sloe daown, u moov 2 fayst
u gotz 2 mayk teh moarnin lasst