Schrodinger’s cat
Schrodinger’s cat wunderz how YOU liekz it?!?
kittehs nawt liek 2 b stuk in boks.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: darin
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Is definitely nawt there
nope – no pikchur at awl heer!
You can sees its heres :
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-science-cat-does-experiments-on-you-for-revenge.jpg
Praps teh kitteh haz ceest 2 b, an dey dint liek 2 show teh pikchoor.
hah! dis lol eeber berry deep, or borked.
*snurt*
Invisible Lolcat!
(well, der woz no pikchure wen Ai lukked)
Um…well, I can sees it.
It just cameded bak. Wuz gone fer awhile. On summer brake p’rhapz.
It’s a Heisenlol – it can’t be seen adn nawt sekkunded at teh saym thyme.
*Donkee suddenlee bounds around the corner!*
Some ub us are alwus on summer brake!!!
*Donkee lobs a huge watur balloon and makes a run furr it!*
Dat iz rite. wuznt. nd den wuz wen ai finely gawt bak. Iz plawt tu dribe us craizy. Nawt berry far.
cogradulashions on ur nawt sekond again! zomg! what u want for drink? what u want fur danss?
Thx, Chris, Ai iz jus goin to haz mai ebenin meel, so Ai’ll sabe teh drinkses til after.
basemint kitteh kitnapped the pitchur?
Happe nawt sekund look at nawt there box!
Thx BGee ur abatar seemz 2 haz gon awol 2.
Just nawt logged into Wierdpress lately. Lazee me
Schrodinger’s cat missded hole basis ub expiriment. wi can seez dat homan ib alib.
Foar naw. Adn I down’t nesesarily meen teh see bit.
there is an equal probability of this lol being funny or not, you won’t know until you open the box. therefore this lol exists in an indeterminate state.
no, no, there is a certain someone that will come along later and inform us that,
indubitably, it is NOT.
*snurt*
Firsty
rongy
then drink something
some times the devil gets the better of me
*hangs head in shame*
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*this happens to hide evil grin*
I sekund dat
Is it just me not seeing the picture?
Apparently not…
R U ceein the pitcher?
R U nawt ceein teh pitcher?
Oar sumfin esle??
Iz dis pitcher daid or iz it livvvin?
The picture is certainly missing at the present!
i finks deh intertubes iz awl clawged up agin
hi
Praps teh intertubes needz sum virtual prune juice too get things moving agin?
cawnned peeechus duz it foar me
Sry, rong yuman, plz 2 be sending back thx
Returnz postije NOT gare-un-teed.
Wish I could see the pic so I could make a better comment than this!
teh ironies, Schrodinger’s cat pik iz nawt dere! but the kwestion iz, iz it nawt dere rele…
until u check it, teh jpg is borkded adn is not borkded.
mebbe deh jpeg wuz com press sed a leetle bit two much?
Praps r vu of teh quantum superposition iz frum inside teh box wif our eyz closed
oar nawt, hoo can tell….
i dont get it
I love how people are rating this.
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Hmmmm…. Missing commint 4 missing LOL?
Eeee-lips-is, let me showz yoo many of dem. … … …
Is bettur dan kween-fetti, iffen yoo like dat sord of ting.
Iz eezier 2 do 2!
I likes the cweenfetti tho…. Itz such happy stuffs!!! Yaaay!!!!!!
ﻳ ﮡ ٨∞ ‡ ; ¤ °+ ﻳ •٭°+ ﻳ •‡;¤ ░ ▫•٨ ∞ ‡; ¤٭ ° + ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭ ° + ж ٣ ٨ ∞ ﻳ ﮡ ▫• ∞ ж ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭°+ж ٣ ٨∞ ﻳ ﮡ ж ٣ ﮡﻳ • ٭°٣ + ٨ ﻳ ﮡ ∞ ٣ ٨ ∞ﻳ ж ﮡ ‡;¤ ▫•٨ ∞ ‡ ; ¤ ▫•٨ ∞ ‡;¤٭°+ ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭°+ж ٣ ٨ ∞ ﻳ ﮡ ﮡﻳ • ٣ ٭ ° + ж ٣ ▫•٨ ∞ ﻳ ° • ٭ + ٨∞ ﻳ ﮡ ‡; ¤ ﻳ •‡;¤ ░ ▫•٨ ∞ ‡; ¤٭ ° + ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭ ° + ж ٣ ٨ ∞ ﻳ ﮡ ▫• ∞ ж ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭°+ж ٣ ٨∞ ﻳ ﮡ ▫ •٨ ∞ ﻳ •٭°+ж ٣ ﮡ ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭°+ ж
Invizibul Lolcat?
OMG IT WRKD! HOOMAN GONE!
But kittehs looooove to play in de boxees.
From what I’ve heard, Amazon S3 is down. Apparently this is what hosts images for websites all over the world. It looks like plenty of websites are having the same troubles.
Excellent guess DaftPyramid!
Amazon says they are close to a solution…
Amazon S3 is down, apparently. Sites all over the internet are having the same troubles.
send lolrus bukkit search partee to luk fur pikchur!
Hmmm. DaftPyramid, just abuv, sez itz because Amazon S3 is down.
Ai neber heard of Amazon S3, but when I looked it up, guess what I found? This is a reel, troo, quote from their page:
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– Each object is stored in a bucket and retrieved via a unique, developer-assigned key.
– A bucket can be located in the United States or in Europe. All objects within the bucket will be stored in the bucket’s location, but the objects can be accessed from anywhere.
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Srsly.
Somebawdee tell teh lolrus. Amazon’s gawt bukkits!
Did dey steel dem frum teh lolrus?
Purrhaps.
Dey stole mai abatar.
Ai doan trust dem.
Amazon iz Ebil. Amazon is sew Ebil dat ebum Ebil Maus got trayning on Ebil from Amazon.
mebbee sumwun steeld amazon’s bukkits?
NOEEZZ ! They be stealing mah lolcat !
Piktur iz dere in allturnate univurse.
This is somewhat accurate.
Department of Transmogrification Detoor – Follow tihs root:
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Itz just a jump too teh lef
Adn tehn a step too teh rite
Wif ur handz on ur hipz
U bringz ur nees in tite . . .
dew u put ur lef han in?
Lef han in wif ur thum up ‘ll get u a ride to teh Rocky Mowntainz maybe.
Theze direksuns is frum Rocky Horror
teh rokky mawntins iz in mah bakkyard!
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Adn teh pikshoor is showin up now too!
Man, u must haz wun ginormoose bakyard!! Must taking u a looooooooong tyme 2 mowing it!
nah, we haz deh mawntin gooahts an de sheeps wid de big horns fur dat!
Les do teh tyme warp agaaaaaain!
*danse*
that man has no F’ing neck!
Den wear duz he put de boltz?
Frawnk-en-furtur iz confoozled.
O.o no kitteh = no lolz
Teh pikshure – iz bof der an not der. I can haz kwantum zuperposition?
Schroedingers piktur either iz or iz not there.
Lookz liek nawt.
Dis iz the furst time when i reed lospeak on any uther place than lolcat pikshoorz, and i find it rather hard 2 understand, cuz i am german…dun’t know how 2 spell currectlee 2.
Iz ok – we welkommen teh gemermens, teh fronch, teh spaynish…all are welkommen, so joyn in TaTonka!
Anee spillin kan bee currect spellin. If u makez any misteaks, jus blame wierdpress.
Willkommen. Es gibt Raum hier, damit alle spielen.
(Mai kollege Deutsch, let me dust it orf)
Oh hai TaTonka!
I found it rather hard to understand when I first started reading lolspeak, also. However, since English is my native language, I’m sure that it was much easier for me than it is for you.
Good job on trying to read the comments, and even making a comment of your own! I’m sure that many people would have found it difficult and just gave up.
I hope to see more comments from you! You never have to worry about your own spelling, because there isn’t any right or wrong way.
Welcome!
{{{{{TaTonka}}}}}
And 3 cheers for Romeow for having the insight to use standard spelling, when replying to someone who just said lolspeak was hard to understand.
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(D’oh!) *sound of palm thwapping forhead*
oh hai! yoo duz just fine. ther iz no roolz in lolspeek, eksept to only say teh niyse fings an not teh meen fings! (mostly is fonetik, spelld like how it sownds in english. yoo’l catch on!)
o hai {{{{TaTonka}}}}!!!!!
ur r wellcomez at cheezland, akshullay eberyone iz welcome here!!
hope u enjoy da stay here! wen i waz new here i couldnt undurstand much lolspeak eiber but az da tiem passes u get bettur
sumwher owt ther iz lolrus with an eebil grin and finks “until tehy gib me back me bukkit…”
Still nawt ani picture….:( did sumbudy steelz it?
Until you can see the lol, it is BOTH funny and not funny.
c, dis is liek caption. schrodinger’s pikture. dere…or not?
invsbl pikshoor!!
click on “Recaption This” to see the picture.
You is smart.
That werks. And the picshur has much win.
That is so smart…
I r always amazed and humbled by our users…
And we R amazed an humbld by Ur Cheezburgrness!!
it makes me sadz not seeing pikcher!
First FailBlog, now ICHC! Why! Why!
Sorry for the image problems. Our images on Amazon’s S3 service are being affected by Amazon’s outages today.
Thankz fer deh update, o grate cheezee wun!!
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*putz on khakiz adn pith helmut adn hedz owt fer deh Amazon 2 seeing deh pitchez.*
brb
*returnz frum Amazon wif pitcher*
Damn!! wuz hot there, but berry berry intresting!
Damn and I’m always highly amused by Schrodinger’s cat.
Pikshure iz inside ov “Recaption this.” Wurds r not!
Boxing Day – yer doin it ’bout six munths off.
:snerk:
why? folks have christmas in July, so why not do boxing day as well?
yer rite…shhhh…..don’ tell teh kween (teh bri-ish wun, not awr cween)
Oh, I seez it now…. Kitteh says “Dis mah hooman. I is traynin heem.”
I can take or leave it.
well, ah can seez it nao..but whutz so funnie aboutz it?
Well, yew see, usually you has Shrodinger (a hooman) putting a cat (that’s a cat) inna box. Akshewally, yew haz peeple talking about Shrodinger’s concept uv quantum mechaniks, by imagining that Shrodinger (he’s a hooman) put a cat inna box. Wif a device that will kill or nawt-kill teh cat (thtsa cat, nawt a hyooman), depending on the decay of a sinlge radioactive particle. N-E-Way, yew see, this picshur has a cat (nawt a hooman) with a hooman (thatz a hooman) inna box. So it’s kinda ironical, and reverses teh usual way things are, and provides a feeling of surprise at seeing the sichuashun reversed, and that makes it funnie. See?
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Wut? yer kweshun wuz rhetorical? Oh.
ROFL
Nao that yu iksplainded it..nawt funny enymoar
that’s almost philosophical. You can know the reason and truth of the matter, or you can enjoy the experience. This could apply to bunches of things.
Schrödinger wasn’t a physician..but an ancient philosopher??
He was a physicist in the 20th century, winner of the Nobel prize in 1933
Schrodinger’s wave equation is the starting point
for studying most quantum systems (non-relativistic)
http://www.nobelprize.org/nobel_prizes/physics/laureates/1933/schrodinger-bio.html
ooooh, I just lurves me that skience talk frum teh ebil skientists….
*Lolspeak off*
Shroedinger pointed out the silliness of some speculation on quantum mechanincs by speculating whether a cat, closed in a box with a deadly device is dead or not if no atoms have decayed.
Any self respecting cat invited to participate in the experiment would of course say;
“U get inna box. Ai will chek bak on u inna hour or so.”
…but I’m glad sew many people have a heart fo quantum physics/mechanics..
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schrödinger’s_Cat
ah can’t see no device killing or not killing the hooman..
my daddeh iz qwantum fizix sine-tist (retired now frum teh teechin, not frum bein teh fizix-ist). i not unnerstans a wurd ob it, but still laffs at teh schrodinger’s cat lolz.
my brudders hab teh fizix degreez, an my older boi iz a fizix majur, but sumhow it skippd me.
sokay, they’ll prolly scratch they pointy little heads over lolspeak
well, my older boi gets it, him iz flooent in l33t, which iz a prekursur ob lolspeek, but my dad an my brudders wuld shurly be baffld by it, an tehy wuld fink i wuz weerd.
If yoo can’t sea Schrodinger’s cat, duz him exist?
This has been by far the most thought provoking LOL cat in a long time. Kudos.
2 b in teh box, or not 2 b in teh box. dat is teh qwestion.
… but plz not 2 p in teh box…
k? thxbyee
LOLZ! datz a gud one!
To wee in teh box
To woo in teh box
Jes think outsyde teh box
An don’ poo in teh box.
But…. isn’t kittehs supposed to poo in teh box. Oh noes, iz different boks???
yesh, but is not kitteh in teh box!!! hoomins not sposed 2 pooh orr p in teh box.
do u c?
Ah, yes. (Duz nawt alwais stop teh boy, tho.)
Wel, yuu kan nawt tel, butt kitteh haz a byg iynward smyol adn iys sekreetlee laffyng tuu himseylfe;
Hims bees finking: “Taike taht, awl yuu existenshul Bohzos aowt tehre; Ai haz teh win!
Adn teh sweete rebenge: rember-hims hoo laffs layst, laffs bestest……
(adn awl taht uvver ‘geyt ebben stuffs’!!!!!!!!
Nawt spoz to opnz bx – kitteh. Datz da rool.
Kittehs doan caer about roolz.
Personally, I think Schroedinger is the single male in the entirety of human civilization who may actually understand what it’s like to be a woman. I mean, really – a lifetime of work, countless articles and projects and all anyone remembers, all anyone every talks about or wants to know about is his pus – er – cat.
wtf?
iz human in box?
we no know…
w haz to measure….
crud….changes everything
…now wat I do?
That one’s alive.
when i take my cat to the vet, i can imagine how badly she wants to dig her claws into my eyeballs after packing her into a box.
i wonder what the kitty’s revenge tastes like?
I learned sumtin. 15 minootz on Wicki afters dis! I knows wave thoeries nowz. Me und Einstienz R litter matez nows.
ai see it. . . itz phunny ^_^
ai invintid fizziks