kittah jam error
kittah jam error: pleez 2 cleer kittah tehn press reset
dis may b da reeson y u haz a jam.
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Jam iz fatal – cat nawt heer agane
Kittehs prefurrr jam wif de buttah!
Need moar towst foar teh jam. Need mar cheez foar teh towst. Need Moar Cowbell!!
Ur logic lead u to teh Cowbell!
Doz u haz feever? Ai haz a feever, but teh cure iz moar tiem wif kittehs.
Teh pikchoor iz vizibul iffn u clikk on Recaption this – minus capshun tho
It’z bakk! Ai can see it naow!
So close to furst!
Just keep traiing, kitteh kat! Just remember nawt to say teh f…t werd an trai to be wittee an sumthinb about teh pikchoor! It iz NAWT eezee.
Ai hardlee eber can doo it, becuz ai suffer frum teh dredded “no commint” brayn freeze!
sumday u’ll be nawt sekund!! {{{{kitteh kat}}}}}
one day it waz a coincidence dat az soon az i opened ICHC a new lol just came wiff no comments!!
i had a major happee but wen i submitted mah comment i waz sixth *sigh* and az usual Annipuss waz nawt sekund!
ohai annipuss! what would u like 4 drink and danss?
Ai wundered iffn Ai had 2 much 2 drink awlreddi, `coz Ai can’t see teh kitteh!
Maibi wen dat haauns, yu need tu drynk moar tu mayk it come bak. Teh ownli way tu fynd owt iz tu carry owt teh experi-mint.
Well, wotebber Ai did, oar diddn’t do, teh pikchoor iz bakk!
I seez ur problem, rite heer I thinkz.
Careful clearing kitteh.
U doan want pwesent ware teh kitteh waz.
Den whenebber u fax sumfing it wud have kitteh pwesent marks. S’okay doe, jus tell dem it part uf teh logo.
Dat’s wat u gets fur putting too meny kittehs in printer at one tiem.
WIN!
Trying to maek too meny copy cats.
cud be too faht uv a kitteh..
Nawt faht – juss floofy.
Teh floof can really jam a printer
Yeah! Kittehs neber fat…ownly floofy!
sry, i four-got
Yes, kitteh jam error.
Neber puts jam on ur kitteh. It iz an error.
Plz doan do dis.
yesh, dis can cause SFOD (Sticky Floof Of Death) error.
The death being to teh hoomin – nawt teh kitteh.
but of course.
Iffen yu shudn’t put jam on kittehs, will marmalade wurk? Oar iz dat ownli for bears from darkest Peru?
Well, mebee dat’s hao teh marmalade kittehs r made?
Mebee dey waz anudder color until they gots teh marmalade on dem.
Kittehs nawt poison – but teh marmalade IS.
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So, it waz teh toy, dat tasted teh marmalade on teh kitteh and declared…
“Teh orange ones r poyson!”
This wud explayn a lot! Maybe teh orinj toyz aer filled wib marmalade.
Ohai dan. How yew?
any day above ground can’t be ALL bad, I suppose.
I didn’t get to finish before having to run to the stage.
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How’s your part of the world down below.
Iz ok. A bit kold, a bit klowdee. And iz munday, wich iz nebber naice. But we is alife and we is nearlee frew wintur.
Marmielayde on kittehs – mutch bettur
GMTA, but I yam still concurnd that marmylayd iz ownli gud foar bears.
Yah, u onlee putz buttur awn da kittehs, coz it keepz dem frum runnin awai.
Cubber kittehs in lub…and snorgles…and schmoo.
http://www.roflcat.com/i-eated-a-butter-cat.php
Ai’m practically splort proof, but dat caem berry neer!
teh eated-a-butter kitteh?
Yep, dat iz wun kyoot pic!
iz teh phunneh!
awlmost wun mai maek-annipuss-splort baj!
u haz 2 trie harder – Ai fink mai glassis has an anti-splort coatin!
anti-splort coatin??? Dat’s cheetin’!
Yes, shud post sport warningz!!!
luv owl avatar btw…
Fang queue berry mush,
Yew needz CCC?
yep. urjent.
Sumwun, ennywun, fine teh CCC!
Peanup buttur?
Can u see teh pikchoor? Ai haz teh saem trubbul az wiv teh preevyus wun.
moep…knew picshore heer naow. Ai haz a sad.
noep, eben.
Ai moep naow.
knew? noe! grrr!
OH! oobark! Yur avatar! Hao VERREEE cyoot that iz! GUD Choyce! It maek me smayol just to lul at it!
Yoo lul at mai abatar?
Yore lap niec an warm an sawft, btw.
JanetCanHasBillyunKittehs, ai tryed tu clikk yr bloo naem, butAi gotz a 404 errrrrrrur. uz gonna tel yu dat Ai gawt tu meet Elfi’s kitteh KarmicBalance tuuday. Himz iz a sweet kitteh – Ai pickd himz up an himz jus lawked onna mii liek a kidlet wuud. Himz makez frenz wif eberywun, Elfi sez.
Himz iz an ossim kitteh. Ai em gladz yu tole da cheezfrens abowt KB and himz vet billz. I
Menny thowts go owt tu yu, tuu, Janet. Hoep yu iz doeeg bedder.
A-bit-less-kittehless Jon.
Oh KittehlessJon!! Did yoo reeellee??? HAO WUNDERFUL. Ai wud so luv to meet KB tpp sumday! Yoo ar so luckee! Am ov corse, taht meens tath yoo met ar deer Elfi too!
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Ai think we will need wun moar round ov chipping in wif teh munnies fur KB. EBREE kitteh iz ov corse werthy – but KB just seems so verree speshul.
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Wehn ai com bak from Jermany in erlee August, ai think we’ll do it again.
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An thank yoo, A-Bit-Less-Kittyless Jon, fur yur kind thots. It haz been a verree sad week fur mee – had to cawl ober 30 frenz ov Sheranne – an awl ov them cried an wanted to tawk. Ai think ai spoke fur an hou at leest to eech an ebbrewun.
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But it will bee gud fer mee to be in Stuttgart wif so mennee peepl hoo luved hur too.
Ai’m shur tehre will bee much moar weeping going awn, but in teh end, we will awl heel and hav awl teh gud memoreez to maek us happee.
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{JCH4K}}}}}}}}}}}}
Mai condolenzes, yoo has dem.
thank yooo so much, oobark. Taht reelee meens a lot to mee. it iz amazing, hao much kind sympathy reelee duz help a liddle.
An thanks fur telling mee about the 401 thing! Ai hav nao fixed it!
Whooooooo HOOOOOOOO!!! Ai finallee noo hao to fix sumthing!
Ai fink dey hab jam on ichc. hapinz awlatiem fur me. : no commint…. refrsh, jam….. refrsh, …… 1 commint. trai to poast. jam….. 3 commintz.Trai to poast, wp etez. ….. Finkso “line iz bizzy” Nedez moar pawer.
Conga ratz, Anni, tiem fur yur lait ebening snak?
Ai haz had dat thx, Ai jus plai fur a wile b4 Ai go 2 bed.
no pictur.
I can sees it fine wif Interwebs Exploder.
Ai haz interwebs exploder, but no pikchoor unless Ai clikk on teh recaption button
I can has FyrFox and can has piktur bai clickn on teh recaption buton also.
Ai hav safari AND fyrefox – an see no pikchooer. Except bai cliking awn the recaption button. Taht werks. Ai wunder what can bee rong?
Where iz jd wehn yoo needz him!!??
This was posted earlier on Schroedinger’s kitteh.. Cheezburger said Amazon said they would have it fixed soon… *snerk*
From what I’ve heard, Amazon S3 is down. Apparently this is what hosts images for websites all over the world. It looks like plenty of websites are having the same troubles.
teh kitteh mus be invisbl, iz havin da same trubble as yoo r!
Diz LOL brought to u by our own GCHLoki!
*duz happi danse fur GCHLoki*
Congratamulashuns! Iz grate onner to b on front page!
OMG! GCHLoki! Ai haz sush a happitale fer u! Berry empress sib!
Oh deerz tho…coz pikshur nawt werking!!! Mean littel red ex iz ruining mai fifteen momintz uf faem!!! boooohoooozzz
But GCHLoki – WE know it iz yurs. an ar verree prowd ov yoo!
An – hardlee did ai say that – when teh pikchooer appeered! Ai haz a majik!!! LOL!!
ooh 10-Q. I haz a happi nao, evn tho pikshur still no sho fur me. *shurg* I’z shur teh majikz will spred. ^..^
Majix werked!
Der woz an explanashun frum Cheezburger himselb on teh prevyus lol.
Ai went tu se it tu. Did yu unnerstan? Wunner if datz wutz bin cawzing me trubul awl weke. nd dis iz secund tiem ai rite dis. it gawt et.
http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amazon_S3
It has 14 Billion objects on it, and I guess dat includes our LOLs.
ICHC iz run bai Amazon.com???
~~~~~~”Every item in a bucket can also be served up as a BitTorrent feed, so the S3 store can act as a seed host for a torrent, and any BitTorrent client can retrieve the file, drastically reducing the bandwidth costs for the download. The bandwidth and storage reduction at Amazon S3 can also be augmented by using deduplication. Amazon does not provide deduplication but many vendors provide this capability as a differentiator.
A bucket can be configured to save HTTP log information to a sibling bucket; this can be used in later data mining operations.”~~~~~~~~
Ai am not verree much teh wiser – but ai doo wunder if teh lolrus knows taht hiz bucket may hav sum siblings. An deduplication an differentiator ar reel werds????
nyce reesurch JCH4C. u desurves a cookie!
*gibs cookie*
*taeks cookie* Thank yoo verree much, officecat!
Ai wuz just drinking mai Url Gray Tee – an wishing ai had a cookie!!!
*nom nom nom* *curunch!* *nom nom nom* *crunch!!!* Yum!! Crunchee peenut buttter cookiee! Wun ov mai favoiets!
Janet!! I R sew imprest!!! Ebber sinse U turned bloo, U haz becum sush a tekkie!!
* looks piteeful*
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Iz tehre any moar cookies an tea??
Oh yes! officecat had a hole playtefull! Heer – hav az menee az yoo want.
An heer, *gluggle gluggle gluggle* An nice cuppa tee! Doo yoo taek shugar?
Milk oar lemon??
Lettuce sit ober there awn than pritte green velvet settee. Ai’ll put teh playte ov cookiez rite heer awn the little tabul.
MMMMmmmmm… crunchee!! Fanks.. officecat iz sush a gud cook! Sugar n lemon, pleeze.. Velvet is berry comfee…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
*blush* aw, fanks.
*gulgluglgugluglguglugl* Heer yoo go, officecat. Sum nice hawt tee fur yoo. *scootch scooch scooch* *pat pat* Yoo can sit rite heer wif us.
Nuthing laik tee an nice companee! And crunchee cookiez!
BUKKIT??? WARE????
…then press reset…as in reset teh table wif moar gushi fud!
Awsum
o hai Romeow!!
i jus wanted 2 ask watz Gushi fud??
iz it sea fud!
Nope. Gushi fud iz de softee fud dat comez inna can or pouch. Da oppo sit ob drie kitteh fud.
okie thx {{{old lurker}}}!
It is not even visible on the RSS Feed…
Talking ob papers…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxdMFRwztl4
Next tahm, uz teh manual kitteh feed
DAt abatar, it luks liek teh phamouse dan-sing bananananana!
DAt…Dat…PLEH to mai phumbly wingtip feavverz!
phel, duz U B noo hear, r habz Ai bin missin U win Aim reedin?
Wy wud yu feed a kitteh a manual? Iz nawt gushi adn iz nawt cheezy. Hmmm. On sekkund thawts, I suppows manuals aer pretty cheezy.
And, hao duz u kno teh kitteh’s naem is Manuel?
I fink Manual maybee iz a maus dat haz recentlee ingestid cheez… Ergo–kitteh fud – wif benefits!!
I dun post too much, but I submits lols…
Maybe kittehs do eats teh manuals. If dey named manuel, iz pritty lucky to has fud named after yooo.
Dere’s a manual cawled ‘Kitteh Feed’ ?????
I don’t see any picture for this entry. Something up with the servers?
pikshur nawt show 4 me! Iz jist teh mean littel red x
pikshur showz phor mi nao.
i m still kompleetlee surrounded wif noe pikshur!
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nao iz werking…
Invisible macro?
Teh wallz have eerz.
Plz press ‘Snorgle’
And cuddle kitteh until purring commences
purrin sequence initiated purr purrr purrrrr
Mmmmmm… Kitteh jam, on toast!
PC Load Kitteh?!?
What teh fur duz tath meen?!
…. STOP!!
I LOVE IT!!! Best I’ve seen on ICHC so far!!
Many fives to you my friend. Bet yet, syrsly.
Iyf pooshyng resett buttin duz nawt wurk, tehn yuu bonk iyt onna taupe, adn goez
Bam, bam, bam,dubbel bam onna frunt; tehn Bonk, bonk, bonk onna siedes;
Adn awlsoe yuu gibbs iyt a guud swift kikk wif yuur fuut;
(Nawt tuu haurd tho, yuu duz nawt wanna hurtez yuurseylfe!!!)
BTW, awl tihs reefurrs tuu teh machyne, nawt teh kitteh!!!!
is the kitteh behind a wall of something????