kittah jam error
kittah jam error: pleez 2 cleer kittah tehn press reset
dis may b da reeson y u haz a jam.
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Jam iz fatal - cat nawt heer agane
Kittehs prefurrr jam wif de buttah!
Need moar towst foar teh jam. Need mar cheez foar teh towst. Need Moar Cowbell!!
Ur logic lead u to teh Cowbell!
Doz u haz feever? Ai haz a feever, but teh cure iz moar tiem wif kittehs.
Teh pikchoor iz vizibul iffn u clikk on Recaption this - minus capshun tho
It’z bakk! Ai can see it naow!
So close to furst!
Just keep traiing, kitteh kat! Just remember nawt to say teh f…t werd an trai to be wittee an sumthinb about teh pikchoor! It iz NAWT eezee.
Ai hardlee eber can doo it, becuz ai suffer frum teh dredded “no commint” brayn freeze!
sumday u’ll be nawt sekund!! {{{{kitteh kat}}}}}
one day it waz a coincidence dat az soon az i opened ICHC a new lol just came wiff no comments!!
i had a major happee but wen i submitted mah comment i waz sixth *sigh* and az usual Annipuss waz nawt sekund!
ohai annipuss! what would u like 4 drink and danss?
Ai wundered iffn Ai had 2 much 2 drink awlreddi, `coz Ai can’t see teh kitteh!
Maibi wen dat haauns, yu need tu drynk moar tu mayk it come bak. Teh ownli way tu fynd owt iz tu carry owt teh experi-mint.
Well, wotebber Ai did, oar diddn’t do, teh pikchoor iz bakk!
I seez ur problem, rite heer I thinkz.
Careful clearing kitteh.
U doan want pwesent ware teh kitteh waz.
Den whenebber u fax sumfing it wud have kitteh pwesent marks. S’okay doe, jus tell dem it part uf teh logo.
Dat’s wat u gets fur putting too meny kittehs in printer at one tiem.
WIN!
Trying to maek too meny copy cats.
cud be too faht uv a kitteh..
Nawt faht - juss floofy.
Teh floof can really jam a printer
Yeah! Kittehs neber fat…ownly floofy!
sry, i four-got :-/
Yes, kitteh jam error.
Neber puts jam on ur kitteh. It iz an error.
Plz doan do dis.
yesh, dis can cause SFOD (Sticky Floof Of Death) error.
The death being to teh hoomin - nawt teh kitteh.
but of course.
Iffen yu shudn’t put jam on kittehs, will marmalade wurk? Oar iz dat ownli for bears from darkest Peru?
Well, mebee dat’s hao teh marmalade kittehs r made?
Mebee dey waz anudder color until they gots teh marmalade on dem.
Kittehs nawt poison - but teh marmalade IS.
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So, it waz teh toy, dat tasted teh marmalade on teh kitteh and declared…
“Teh orange ones r poyson!”
This wud explayn a lot! Maybe teh orinj toyz aer filled wib marmalade.
Ohai dan. How yew?
any day above ground can’t be ALL bad, I suppose.
I didn’t get to finish before having to run to the stage.
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How’s your part of the world down below.
Iz ok. A bit kold, a bit klowdee. And iz munday, wich iz nebber naice. But we is alife and we is nearlee frew wintur.
Marmielayde on kittehs - mutch bettur
GMTA, but I yam still concurnd that marmylayd iz ownli gud foar bears.
Yah, u onlee putz buttur awn da kittehs, coz it keepz dem frum runnin awai.
Cubber kittehs in lub…and snorgles…and schmoo.
http://www.roflcat.com/i-eated-a-butter-cat.php
Ai’m practically splort proof, but dat caem berry neer!
teh eated-a-butter kitteh?
Yep, dat iz wun kyoot pic!
iz teh phunneh!
awlmost wun mai maek-annipuss-splort baj!
u haz 2 trie harder - Ai fink mai glassis has an anti-splort coatin!
anti-splort coatin??? Dat’s cheetin’!
Yes, shud post sport warningz!!!
luv owl avatar btw…
Fang queue berry mush,
Yew needz CCC?
yep. urjent.
Sumwun, ennywun, fine teh CCC!
Peanup buttur?
Can u see teh pikchoor? Ai haz teh saem trubbul az wiv teh preevyus wun.
moep…knew picshore heer naow. Ai haz a sad.
noep, eben.
Ai moep naow.
knew? noe! grrr!
OH! oobark! Yur avatar! Hao VERREEE cyoot that iz! GUD Choyce! It maek me smayol just to lul at it!
Yoo lul at mai abatar?
Yore lap niec an warm an sawft, btw.
JanetCanHasBillyunKittehs, ai tryed tu clikk yr bloo naem, butAi gotz a 404 errrrrrrur. uz gonna tel yu dat Ai gawt tu meet Elfi’s kitteh KarmicBalance tuuday. Himz iz a sweet kitteh - Ai pickd himz up an himz jus lawked onna mii liek a kidlet wuud. Himz makez frenz wif eberywun, Elfi sez.
Himz iz an ossim kitteh. Ai em gladz yu tole da cheezfrens abowt KB and himz vet billz. I
Menny thowts go owt tu yu, tuu, Janet. Hoep yu iz doeeg bedder.
A-bit-less-kittehless Jon.
Oh KittehlessJon!! Did yoo reeellee??? HAO WUNDERFUL. Ai wud so luv to meet KB tpp sumday! Yoo ar so luckee! Am ov corse, taht meens tath yoo met ar deer Elfi too!
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Ai think we will need wun moar round ov chipping in wif teh munnies fur KB. EBREE kitteh iz ov corse werthy - but KB just seems so verree speshul.
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Wehn ai com bak from Jermany in erlee August, ai think we’ll do it again.
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An thank yoo, A-Bit-Less-Kittyless Jon, fur yur kind thots. It haz been a verree sad week fur mee - had to cawl ober 30 frenz ov Sheranne - an awl ov them cried an wanted to tawk. Ai think ai spoke fur an hou at leest to eech an ebbrewun.
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But it will bee gud fer mee to be in Stuttgart wif so mennee peepl hoo luved hur too.
Ai’m shur tehre will bee much moar weeping going awn, but in teh end, we will awl heel and hav awl teh gud memoreez to maek us happee.