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he duzn’t noe haow far it iz
conga ratz {{{{{{Annipuss}}}}}} fur ur victory in becoming nawt second-again!!1!
Thx Hashim, Haow aer u 2dai?
iz fine Annipuss! howre u doin!
Ai’z fine 2, haz 2 go owt naow 2 get a noozpapur. Brb!
ok i’ll wait….
i jus wana ask wats catnip???
i’m not shure wat it iz so if u could tell meh i’d be gud!
Gud morning, Hashim. Catnip iz a plant ov teh mint family that dribes kittehs into extasy, running aroun, purring, licking, rolling, acting goofy. Well, most kittehs. According to Wiki, Oztralian kittehs often do not react to it. Kittehs act like hooman on drugzez, n dried catnip inna baggie resemble certain illegal smokeable substances, so many jokes about catnip, like calling it teh nip, reference North American and mebe Yuropeean mari-hu-ana kultur.
ok thx {{{{{Booklion!!}}}}
how iz u nowadayz!
Hashim, u doan hab catnip in Pakistan?
Want me to send up sum fur ur kitteh?
Catnip r wutt got mee fired frum mah Quality Control Job.
I fink it wur goin too China, ub all places. (?)
Opurraturrs diddun doo dey stoopy jobs and pay attenshun so
I allwuss had to be ellebentee times more diligents…..Gahhh…
dey gotted meh. Teh order say double bag an tie teh catnip bags.
I did not.
Cawsed MUCH wurk.
I nebbur beez so happy too beez fired frum a job. I praktiklee
dantsed out wiff tappy hoofs. Too bad I diddun habb Carol’s tappy
shoos den.
mah kitteh would lub sum catnip {{{{Romeow}}}}!!
….
yesh ur rite…Pakistan doesnt hab catnip and many other fings
Hashim, iffs u send me ur mailing address to romeow2005@yahoo.com, I will send ur kittehs sum catnip!
Sum kittehs like it moar than odders. All ov mine like it a LOT!
U mite find Kustumz offersirz objetz too ur senden plant matter to nuther kuntree. Just sayin fur warnin.
I wunnurred bowt dat too.
Post Office will shurlee take care ub instruktin , tho.
o hai Romeow! i haz send u a mail through mah e-mail address to ur e-mail address! hopez u get it!
a wait a minute…{{{{{Romeow}}}}} u want mah e-mail address or postal address?? if u want da e-mail address ive e-mailed it 2 u but if u want da postal address i’ll e-mail it 2 u wen u say so!
How could i get catnip in pakistan?? Im a catlover…
con cratz again annipuss!
more mimosas? tehy is orinj!
an ai do teh dans dans dans tehn fall down fur no reezon dans laik orinj kitteh in lol! i used tew dew that whin drinkieing, but naow do it from clumseness.
sigh…virgin mimosa pleez!
congrats foar becomin nawt second agyn [[[[[Anipuss]]]]].
Orinjy kitteh not playing wit teh string. He fallin over from teh stinkee of teh feets! PeeYoo!
or da string culd be afraid uf da poisonus orange kitteh…datz why it backed away!
So glad mah hoomin finally putts hims pants on.
Still, teh stinkee stays.
.
Zombie slayves, so hard to clean.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/01/12/funny-pictures-zombie-slayves-so-hard-to-steer/#comments
Mah daddee feetz used to beez so stinkeh dat owr cat Sammy wud not bitez dem.
He wud stalk and den back awai. Nebbur bitez. Amuzed mah daddeh too no end.
Hee wur a ninja kitteh, and himz WUNTED to bitez daddeh toes, butt trai as him
may, he wud get close, den back awai.
Teh Power uf Teh Stinkeh Feetz juss obburcamed him.
Ai betz dawn key duzn’t hab steenky hoofs.
not ennymoar.
DAWN KEY!!!
Wutt?
TEH ODOR OF FEET REPELS U!!1!
TEH ODOR OF FEET REPELS U!!1!
TEH ODOR OF FEET REPELS U!!1!
TEH ODOR OF FEET REPELS U!!1!
oh kitteh musta be blind
Ai fink teh hooman mobed teh ribbun jus as teh kitteh neerlee grabbed it - hoomanz iz sneekee liek dat!
i dont fink dat teh hoomanz r dat clevur 2 mode a string… only LOL technology haz reached dat standard
Ai rote4 mobed, (moved in plain english) agwee dat moding iz moar hard 2 do.
oops swy…kinda not read it….
oh ya if itz mobed dan da hoomanz r good at it…sneaky devilz!!1!
if hooman had dun dat, ribbun wuldn’t be stayght up ‘n down liek dat.
oooh… kitteh has strike out.
A swing and a hiss!
Purrrrrrrray ball!
dat hooman… i not trust him… he must be supr LOL tech in diskize! to mobe dat string awai from da smart kitteh liek taht
We plays tag. U iz it.
Kitteh waits for a bare leg.
to sharpen hiz pawz perhapz…
dat would maek da hooman scream liek a 5 year old gurl!!1!
Liddill Ornjj Kitteh
duz feeengz himz oawn wayz. Fayl iz
pawrtz ubz groaweeengz upz
Beeg fat pisskettee iz
nawt rellibentz 2 Kitteh’z
interrestz ryte naow
Hewmin’z scratcheeng poastz
arz beggeeng 2 beez attakkt.
Kitteh willz oablije
Jack.
When I said lolcats weren’t funny, I was misunderstood. The whole lolcat “community” is one big, sad, forced meme. Won’t you stop ruining the memory of what was once great? Remember depressed cat? Manatee cat? Simple, now only memories. You sully them. And what the hell is this … depth perception kitty bullshit? You have nothing funny to say, but you’ll pull whatever you can find out of your ass because you know these retards will eat it up. Stop killing lolcats!
tihs is awrs
yoo go ‘way nao
tew whuteverr sad dark liddel whole yoo freekwent whin not awt trolling wif ur sad dark liddel soopeareeyore intelleckt..
*donkey mutters* freekwent beeing the operative here.
Freak-went. Yep.
*winks @ Mary*
OH! Hey ebbrehbuddy! KITKAY juss gabe meh Red Galoshes!
*puts dem on*
Now I can wade throo dis mess dat brassur left. Hey, brassur, doan u noe dis
place not ur private baffroom????
*shakes hoof*
You betta straighten up! Does wee hab too roll u up in a towel an perform a
Cheezfrens Intervenshun ub Lub and Schmoos on you?
Hoo sed dat, ennyway? Princess Mu? Gremlin?
I lubbed it! It included choklit, too. Ennybuddy remembur dat?
Yep. Meefinks dis narrty hooman …next time him cums,…grab him! Wrap him
up in a FLOOFY SAWFTEE BLANKET so him cannut get away! Den we will gibs
him lubs and shmoos and choclitt and martoonies and nice wurds and compliments
and he will kick and struggul butt we will OBBURCUM.
Hee will eever getz awai and beez afraid too come back or will be majikllee transformed
into cheezfren. Lets hope furr teh lattur.
nisely sed, kafleen.
winks back at dawn key
okays, nexxt time ai throws floofy blankie over troll an forces chawklit martoonie an possum down froat!
You have nothing funny to say, but you’ll pull whatever you can find out of your ass
Hoist by your own petard, methinks!
ass-olootely…an’ good morning, Miss James.
Ohai, lolzalotz:
Un~invyted gesstz
can beez wellcumm. Doze dat mayk
snawrkee cawmmentz aren’t
Wut we duz heer iz
owr bizzness, nawt Urz. U doant’z
lyke it… Stay away!
We habz t3h phunn heer.
Troallz dat doan’tz lyke itz shoodz stawrt
dayr berreh oawn syte
Jack.
well said {{{{{Jack Deth}}}}}
i totally agreez wiff u!!1!
Poor trolllllololol… s/he must veal bery lownlee…
Or wurse: hab lots ub frens wiff same meen mindset.
*cheers for Jack*
Didz ai menshun?: Ai enby Jack.
Jack bees rite; lolollllol purrsun shuud staurt hims oawn troll site:
Hims kan bees teh CEO, Presidunt, Fownder, Treahsurer, Sgt. at Aurms, Sekretaree, VP, Dr., Lolyur, oar Iyndian Cheef; (enneyfing hims wunts tu bee,
)
adn mebbee teh oawnliest membure az wel!!!!!!!
clapps floofy paws for jack