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LOLcaterpillah?
Congratshumalashuns awn ur nawt sekund. My comment fits u 2!
Meh superkitteh wants bee nowt sekund but failz! keeps pwessin refpress but awlwais comends beefur! teech meh how! does mai hyooman needz fasterest comb-utaaaar? adn intertubes conexion? halp halp wants nowt be secund!!!1!
Keep tryin – wun dai u will be nawt sekund wen teh rest uv teh peepl aer bizzee doin sumfing els. Der iz no sekrit trikk, jus lukk 2 get dere b4 ebbrywun.
fanks annipuss for tipz. I will waits around teh corner in the intertubes near too icanhascheezburger offices sow bee nowt secund!
o hai {{{{{superkitteh}}}}}!!!1!!
i fink so dat after ebery three hourz dier comez a new lol i fink!
da time is according 2 ICHC tiem. try 2 refresh da page when da clock strwikez da precise tiem!
i hopez u’ll be nawt sekund da next tiem good luck!!1!
Teh tiemz aer nawt teh saem awn Caturdai and Sumdai BTW.
Mai pooter iz sumtiemz berry slow but ai kin speeds it up bai clicking STOP after tteh image refreshes an tehn clicking REFRESH agin. Taht wai ai dun hafta wate fer awl ob teh adds tew load. Ai can has 4 oar 5 nawt sekkunds doin it thattaway.
An if yu put a linkie in yer commint, it taeks a bit longre tew showz up. Be patientz.
No… CaterpLOLer!
Mebbe LOLcaterpillahn?
caterpiLOL?
No iz lolkittehpillar
mmkay…
we can has kompromize?
KittehpLOLer… ?
yeh the caterpillah is lolz
comez to meh page nao plez
nom nom nom
Watshout Annipus, it’s nawt ripe yet, it’s still grean!
It’s nommed teh leefs in the background – dats wot Ai ment!
Do you know the way to Tobacco Road
Animals ref!1! Elebenty
kittehpilLOL
You have done well, my padawan…
AWESUMOUS phlotografee…an’ SOOPER-DOOPER nawt-sekund, Ruth! Drinksies? DAncies? Carryings-Onsies?
PURRfect picshur! Dis mah favvurrite!
mai abatar, oar teh lolpic?
Oh. I gess, considering UR comment, dat WUZ confoosing. Sry. I wur talkin
bowtchur owl pic! I like it! I like teh eyes speshullye!
now I gots to leeb furr wurk.
werk…onna SUNDAE??? rassin-sassin-frassin-brassin!
Wii will miss ewe. Doan werk tew hard.
dis wun, oar Owlcat?
I lub dis wun wiff teh big eyes.
Ai keeps it at dis wun, den.
cool, I can tell this one is an owl. and it does arrest ones attention.
It sertinlee duz arrest meh!!! Letz meh owta heer!!!
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* I reely like yore owlie aise!*
fang kew. mai aiz r mai ‘best’ feechur, ai finkso…at lease, dat wut gurlz hoo won’t bee mai gurlfren tell me…espshully ’sum lukky gurl is gonna luv doze long ai-lashez’…but nawt teh gurl ai mite bee lieking at teh mow-mint. :::psy:::
S’ok oobark.. teh rite 1 will seez dose aise an go *thunk* Hed ober heelz..
yew need han-cuffs for yews aiz, dan?
I guess that would depend on who there is to look at *wiggle eyebrows…..suggestively*
Eye bee mail, liek ewe, an’ eye prefer femails.
Fang kew.
same here, but others read as well, it is to them the suggestive wiggling is aimed
*wiggle eyebrows…..semi-suggestively*
OOooh, upfi.. U haz bin wurkin’ owt??
* wiggels eyebrows at stagehanddan*
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*bats aie lashes bery slowlee*
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*pulls up saggy kneesox— 00ps*
kneesox……..oooboy, almost as affecting as bloomers (yeah I know, I need help)…………bloooooommmeeeerrrrsss.
Ai’ll has som carryin-awns, plees! But Ai’ll has to wayt til Ai’s finished mai werk (Werk?! Awn a Sunnydai! Ai can has mai weekendz bak, plskthnx!)
you’re not alone at work. Get this, Hippiefest, I can’t make something like this up, I’m not THAT good. I’ll prolly be done after 17 hours or so today.
Hippiefest?
17 hours?
Mah brane, it hurts.
you cannot imagine the crew shirts from last year (at least two ‘hands are wearing them) a revoltingly bright tie-die. Retinal bleed is definately a hazard.
Oooo….i likes teh brite stuffs. Send dem too me.
Oha,i luvlee donkey!!!
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* ties a brite red ribbon wif a rose shapt bow rownd donkeys neck…*
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We luvs U!!
O, tanks u! I wur so impressed wit mah ribbun I ran strait off an
showed it off!
lemme see iffin I can get an xtra tonight, then we shall see.
it will need to be xtra, alrite.
xtra xtra xtra.
ohai Kafleen!! ai jus sended yew an emai about mai trip to Californeeeeee
if yew reply yew cud send me yer ph# an ai cud cawl wif mai comcast voip no long distance fees phone……. so ai can cawl yew and no $$$$
get outta mai hed, Ruth!
DOH! mmm… LOLpillar
oar mebbe — Caterpilolar
Cater-plehpleh-er
SMITHERS! Whares mah leaveses??
Coming, Sir.
would u liek sum choklitt wiff da leavez sir??
off-toe-pick: Ai wish tehre was an ICHC IRC chat channlol.
bak tew toe-pick
Meen wile we haz 2 maek do wiv dis!
somehow…….someway……we will just have to…*theatrical sigh*…struggle on.
shood ai trai tew maek an IRC channlol, oar purrhaps tehre be sumwun hoo ackshully knoes haow tew doo dat?
Wudn’t it taek peepl awai frum dis plaes? We can interakt heer in lolspeek oar ingerlish, soe Ai doant see teh need fur ennyfing moar. Der iz teh cheezfrenz group fur longer poastins awlreddi.
ya ur rite… sumtiemz i fink dat dis shoulnt be da commenting page cauz many tiemz we chat here (liek wat i’m doing now not commenting!).. and itz a really really gud fing cauz we get 2 know each ober and our cheezy friendz quite well!!1! if you {{{{{{{[owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh]}}}}}} wana chat wiff us we canz chat here in da threadz!
Well, we chat ober awn Cheezfrenz, if yu wont to joyn us? Oenlee rool is saem as heer; plai nise!
ebil Yahoo…ai furgotted mai Yahoo infos, an no wai to retreib…retrieb…no wai tew gets it bak. I has a sad.
Shirley yu can has a gnu yahoo id? Ai has sebral!
possiblol…mefinks abaot it…fank yew, lubly Ruth.
okai…mai cheezfrenz member ship is ‘unner way’. In Yahoo-speek, it be ‘pending.’
oh…an…hoo yoo cawlin’ Shirley?
Wen Ai woz at skule, wun uv ower teecherz sed “Shirley u cat tell me teh anser” an we awl lukked at eech uvver an den wun uv us sed – “der izn’t enniwun cawled Shirley heer” an we awl got keeped in affer skule fer bein rood!
ur skool musta be strict in discipline! in mah skool da teacherz say dat if even all da other studentz(mah classfellowz) were even half az good az meh da class would be really good!! after all i iz da most disciplined boy in da class (itz da truth i swearz!!)
just kidding, i’m shure yoo ar teh bestest behayved at yor skool, yoo alwayz haz teh niyse fings and funny comments to say heer!
thx Lunarmommy!!
ur so kind!
Duz e-meow address show up in posts?
man-alive, upfi has been working out!
Or spending too much tiem near teh Springfield Nuclear Power Plant.
I’m sure the Duff doesn’t help matters, or does help depending on the goal in mind.
camouflage.. i haz it!
Go Upfi, Go! *plays Rocky moosic*
Upfi beefin up too help Donkey kick Trollz buttz!
YAY!!!! Dis is Sow up sow lootly MAI LOL! *dances happily around*
Ai haz bin away ovver teh weekend and nao ai comez back and finks ab00t going 2 wurk 2marrow and nao ai look at dis!! Oh, LUBBBELLLYYYY!!
And 4 teh record, ai haz nawt been wurking out or spending tyme near the Springfield Njuklear Pauer plant, dis is mai big brutha.
Must b nice to hab a beeg brutha like dis lookin owt for u.
AI lendz him 2 u if u iz in trubble, k? As a bery bery belayted burfday present. sry, ai missed it tho it waz announced pabblickly.
ops
den we bettur be nyce tu yu, yur brutha is plumpt…er pumped up.
Oh, u iz awlways nyce tu me, stagehanddan! Can’t fink of enny cheezfrend wot is nawt nyce tu me. Ai dont fink teh caretrollz have notissed ai has bin nomming there salad leaves.
Who r u?
Ai doan’t noe, hoo r u?
hoo r ai? HOO R AI??? Wy, ai r OOBARK, wol uv ICHC an flurt incurablolus.
:::::::::::goez to purch onna ear uva dawn key:::::::::::
Goin green – yer doin it literelly.
I love lolinsects.
lolinsects doan bug mii
Dey bugz mii! Iz skeerd uv cater…katar…skwishee icky tings. I lub de udder bugz, tho, eben spyderez. Nawt sekund Ai goez eeek an shibbers, den Ai laffs as Ai reed teh comints (an den Ai cant c teh icky ting–mus bedder).
Butz dey are vegetrarianz…
Iz nawt skeerd dey wil eated mii, dey jus make mii skin krawl.
eeeeeewwww
Ai hatesz slugs da worstest.
De r icky 2, but mebbe cuz i habe libbed in Oregon awl mii life, in da wet part, dey donawt bodder mii sew mush. Septin wen Ai steppeded awm won wif bearfeets once inna dark.
EEEEEW!
dats grose.dat reminds me once i was in da garden wen one of dees e caterpillars climbed on mah leg.dat ting didnt get of mah leg
even wen i pushed it.
Dts why the icky skwishes caterpleh tings r the worstest–dey will atack u!
caterpillarz r icky wen dey get on u and silently strt noming u!
dey r so icky wen dey crawl on ur leg and make da squishy noises!
Ohai, Hashim!
Noming mii??? Icky x elebbentee!!1!!
When I’z ’bout 5 a greenee wun feel owd uv da tree awn mii–finks dat iz when mai askeeds stardded.
I lubs teh caterpiLOLers!
Dey nawt icky squishy – dey r slow and byootimus!
Dey curl all up in a ball wen dey r scared, and den wen dey trust u, dey start to unfurl.
We doan hab meny in teh desert – but bak in Minnesnowta, we had lots!
It iz said that u can tell how long teh winter is gonna b by teh tripes on the wolly bear caterpiLOLer.
Dey bebber neber trust mii!
Ai hadz teh icky tings awl ober sum bushez an hadz 2 get naybour boi to cum pick dem all off–he lubbed dem!
o hai {{{{Romeow}}}}}!!1!
*yawn* dis mah last comment fur da day *yawn-agayn*
ebery one haz hiz/her own percepshun fur fingz… akshullay i fink caterilolpillarz r icky cauz i haz a bad experience wiff dem. i haz somefin in mah blood dat attractz animalz 2 nom me. fur instance once i waz cycling a bit away frum mah house and den 3 doggiez followed me till home!
k eberyone i iz goin 2 sleep!*yawn*
Nitey nite, Hashim.. Happi fase in teh mawnin!!
Squishy slugs iz the wurst of awl…dey hid under dem leafs and den stik to mai paws….eeeeuuuuwwww….so nsty!
When ai wuz mush yunger, ai wuz teh designated bug-skwoosher in teh fambly. Spyder? Beetlol? Where? OOBARK tew da reskew!
OMG! Soylent Green is made frum caterpeople!
eeeewwww
CaterpilLOL rizes tew teh okkashun. Ai wunner wat him gonna luk liek after meta…metamor….he turnz inta flutterby (oar mawth). NE1 noes?
I can haz silk? plz
i fink hez gonna be a beatiful buttafly wiff an appetite fur cheezburgerz!
Ai finkso dis be a Eastern (mite be Western) Tiger Swallowtail. Yu kannot seez de beeg eyespotz frum dis anglle. Fur mor pix try dis linkie: (Ai kan neber maek it blu)
http://bugguide.net/node/view/30157
Oooooh, it IZ byoootimus!!! Tx for poasting teh link, and it is quiet bloo.
One ob dez dayz mai prebeus commint will showz up wid da linkie butt… I finkso itz a Eastern (mebbe Western) Tiger Swallowtail.
Hims wil bees veree beautimus; kan nawt waiyte tuu sea hims;
Afture hims crawlez aowt ov teh chrysaluus, tehn hims can has liyftaowf up iyntuu teh brite bloo summure skiey; tehn hims wil dip adn spinnes adn jes dryfte roun awn teh waurm breeziz, stritching hims wingses foar teh furst tiem;
wen hims bees straunger, hims wil gayne ahltitude, luukeiyng daown ayt teh earf, maurvelyng ayt teh beeauteey ov teh whirld CC haz maided!!!!!
Adn Ai wil bees daown tehre, luukeiyng up ayt hims, clappyng mai floofee pawses fureeuuslee, cheiering hims aown!!!!!
Ches – so luvlly a commint…tanks…you mayde mah day!
Yes, sew byootiful. It mite haz bin his pickture I wuz takin in mai flowr gardin yestertime!!!
Mmmm……………
choowee kitteh tweet!
Smithers, release the cocoons!
LOL
Oh noes! Mai LOLalarrum jest wented off. (Ai haz tu set it oar Ai will bee in Cheezlan all offa teh dai.) Nao Ai hab tu say TTFN an get som werk done.
I will tell you where to find the bukkit,
If you tell me where my hookah is.
One side makes you larger,
and one side makes you small.
Ooooooohhh, Rodney: yuu bees an “Alyse iyn Wunnerland” fann!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s not easy being green
Durn it! Ai can’t ‘member which lol it wuz where Kaafleen teh dawn key sed she was going tew werk. Iz important to me to ‘member, sew, ai has a sad…a berry big sad…knead to go lye down an’ tend to mai depreshun…sawry, eberywun.
Is dis wun. Up de fred, in de 4th set of comment baukses, I fink. Summer rownd dere, ne ways.
5th
O, poar OOBARK! Hoep yuu fealyng beddure!! Jes reyst awil adn mebbee yuu can has yuur sad goes awaiy!!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥
sowwy ai misseded dis, cheshirekittehkat. Ai nawt ignorifying ewe. Ai’s luuking foar sumfing taht triggured mai ebil jellus.
Wrong!
Should be “Good, good…”
Fang kew, Mel.
Duz ennywun heer knoe hao to hied e-meow address on Yahoo Cheezfrenz, pls?
kthxbai
It duzzunt show ur hole address. Juss part ub it. At leest dat seems to yushally
bee teh case….
Contact DMarie, the moderator.
BTW, owl…i thot ud like to know dat my kitteh likes her belleh rubbed an duzzunt
doo bunneh kix. First wun I seed like dat. So dey DOO exist.
Otai
so… we kill the cats and take over lolcats. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
teh catepillah haz a world domination plot
moar laikely a garden domination plot … wotz a cat err pillar 2 do wif a desert or an oshun? Half of teh world iz made up of sand and water, nawt bery nommable 4 caterpillars.
not eben da mountainz dey be 2 hard 2 NOM on….
yo .im bored ^_^ o_o i do some funny lolcats i din sleep at all last night. i was doing lolcats instead!!!11!! any way lol look at my lolcats plz ppl k ppppllllzzzz
i kil pupiz fur fun. lol lol lol lol lol screw spell check. hey dos ny1 no how 2 turn it off?
o hai cielingcatbilivr!!!!1!1!!
i hab no idea how 2 turn off da spelling check…no idea…fur us 2 check out ur lolz u haz 2 go to ur profile dashboard and copy and paste dat URL in da URL box wich iz dier wen u comment. den ur name will turn bloo and den we could check out ur funny lolz!!
This little guy would be the perfect “Mr. Mind” from the Shazam/Captain Marvel comics. He just needs a little speaker box..
Smithers, it’s time for my metamorphosis!
Wow amazing Macro
Plotting lolapillar is plotting