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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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jd

M’seur! Where iz la mouse?

luvscatsVa

Congrats JD! Martoonies and danses? Or no, some Fronsch wine, perhaps? With the oh-so-pleasant accordion musik?

officecat

nawt so much keyn to red or whyte wine, I can haz shampayne?

jd

I rekkomend teh Champagne Grand Cru, Mailly Brut Réserve Magnum.

officecat

mmm dis stuff delishus! *lap lap lap*

 
 
 
 
jd

Thank yeu! Diz iz mai sekkond ebber nawt sekkond. I’ll goe four a Pauillac Grand Cru Classé red wine (sins ICHC payz fore drinkses). :) Akkordian muzik sownds wunnerful!

BGee

Sorry, cannot find teh acordee-in. Howz about a liddle piano ‘n Michel LeGrand
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Txt4vXrDfg

jd

Dat iz mowst eggselent musik four eeting wine adn drinking teh bagettes

 
 
 
 
jd

I’d liek tu tayk thys oppor-tewna-ty tu thank ebberiwun who haz fabrited my lols and/or listed me az a frend. It meenz a lot.

idansdansdans

Congratz on Ur secund nawt second jd… Izn’t teh frends listingz fun?!? U can meet teh cheezpeeps an get 2 nowe tehm a liddel. I wil be eben bedder wen we can intermessage!!
* I still finks we need a convenshun to meets EVRYBUDDY!!*

kafleen

OH, I KNOW!!

Won’t it be great when we can contact everyone through intermessage on
ICHC??? I am so excited about dat!

Yase. Convenshun. R u goin to teh Virginny cheezmeet, Carol?

idansdansdans

I dunno… wen iz i? I’ll be in Virginny 4 a week startin teh 28th of Jooly..

Maybee I cud at leest wave az I goez bai!! Or lunch!!!

 
 
 
 
booklion

ohai, jd, jess wunted to say hao much I lykes teh pixshure on yur profile payage, wif teh face emergin frum teh rock. It is teh WIN.

 
jd

*notices you’re into mythology and folklore. I grew up in a part of TTI that was controlled by the Brigantes, who put stone faces and flower murals by wells and rivers. People in the area still do the flower murals for the wells. I’ve a photo of one in the pics I’ve uploaded. The myths and legends behind them are fascinating.*

booklion

That is very cool, and thank you for telling me.
I once went on a vision quest in the California desert. At the head of the little side canyon where I had my camp, one large rock looked very much as if it had a face, and gave the impression that it was guarding the way. The whole area gave a shiver up the spine.

jd

Wow. That’s an amazing experience.

4point5kittehs

Hay jd, quel coincidanse, ai wuz juss abowt to ax u to be mai fren!!

 
 
 
booklion

Do you have a source you’d recommend for e to find out more about the myths and legends of the Brigantes?

jd

It’s fragmentary, there doesn’t seem to be a collection anywhere. Here are some links that are worth following:
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The Wizard of Alderley, a Celtic tale of magic and wizardry
http://www.alderleyedge.org/Wizard.htm
A mix of stories, some from Brigante times
books.google.com/books?hl=en&id=N9AiAAAAMAAJ&dq=lancashire+legends&printsec=frontcover&source=web&ots=s1o3Bepw5M&sig=eRZrgHRvF94stq8EnPNPQt1ufSQ&sa=X&oi=book_result&resnum=4&ct=result#PPA234,M1
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Well_dressing
http://www.pitt.edu/~dash/water.html#yorkshire
people.bath.ac.uk/liskmj/living-spring/sourcearchive/ns5/ns5ew1.htm
http://www.applewarrior.com/celticwell/ejournal/imbolc/brighid.htm
http://www.mun.ca/mst/heroicage/issues/1/habcg.htm
http://www.druidry.org/obod/festivals/imbolc/index.html
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Y_Gododdin

booklion

This is a great list of links, jd. I love the legends.
Do you miss the long history of the legends of England? In Portland, everything must seem too new and bereft of history.

jd

Yes, everything does seem new. There is some history here, but it is hard to find. Here’s a wikipedia page I did for where I grew up.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancient_history_of_Mellor

 
 
 
jd

I’ve replied wib a long list, but weird press is slow on everything with web links. Let’s see if this iz faster. This iz wun ob teh best legends:
http://www.mysteriousbritain.co.uk/legends/alderley.html
http://www.alderleyedge.org/Wizard.htm

 
 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

jd - yoo ar frum teh TTI then? An mite we know waht part it iz where these Brigantes lived - oar still live??

An ai’m wif booklion. Can yoo tell us wehre we can find awt about the myths an legends?

jd

I uzed to lib in the villaj ob Mellor, neer teh town ob Marple, a playse a sertin detectib mysteri riter uzed tew go a lot. Mellor iz southwest ob Machester, in the northwest ob England.
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The Brigantes’ southern-mowst point waz Mellor. (They ownli resuntli fownd the Brigante settlement there.) They went northwest, tew where modern Lancashire reechez the coast, up to the top ob Cumbria, and northeast, controlling northern Derbyshire and Yorkshire.
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Anywun from that region wib flame-red hair but noe Irish or Scots in them iz probably Brigante.
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Sum Brigantes went to Norfolk, when a Brigante princess married the King of the Icini. Her name waz Boudecca adn Italian children still hear tales to this day of the fierce red-hair queen.
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I’ve powsted sum links, but who noes when they’ll appear, so I powsted two quick links to the Legend of Alderley Edge. Thys talks ob a wizard whu libs in the hills adn haz warriors in majical sleep wib him. A series ob six gold bars bearing stranj lettering adn stranjer symbulz were fownd rite neer where teh wizard’s iron gates were suppowsed tew be.

 
 
jmuhj

…scuze mii fur barjin inn but spiikin uv wellz, hav yu red CONFESSIONS OF A PAGAN NUN?

jd

Nebr red that. *luuks it up* Intriguing. Ai can see the St. Bridgit connection (St. Bridgit iz Brigga, teh goddess ob teh Brigantes, but I can’t see where wells come into teh story. Want tu tell me moar?

 
 
 
 
lunarmommy

ohai jd, i not knowz how to getz to yor profile cawz yor nam iz not linked. i wants to aks ebreeboddy to be my frend, but not knowz how if tehr namez not linked to tehms profilez.

lunarmommy

wow, taht wuz qwik, i fink yoo reeded my mind! :D

 
 
upfi

congrats, jd! Ai iz proud 2 b ur frend, too. Ai likez teh pic on ur profile bery mush. And ai followed ur chat with nativeca666 ab00t aspergers and ai iz eben moar impressed. U R speshul and u r appreshiated here. :)

 
 
 
kafleen

JD!!

Most excellent!

A most excellent comment, too! :D

jd

Thank yew! *bows humbly tu teh wize kafleen ob teh donkey abata*

kafleen

*Bursts back into room!*

I has a red bowtie! Look! *shows it* Carol juss putted it on meh!

Looks at mah feets! I gots red rubber galoshes frum kitkay dis morning!

I has on one tappy shoo an one golden shoo!

I r reddeh too dants!

*ignores the wild snurting of the 8-O -ing crowd*

idansdansdans

OOOooo mai… U R a site for sore aise!!!! Teh brillyance ov Ur outfit iz onlee xceedid by teh brillyance ov Ur hart!! :lol:

 
 
jd

*sprinkles catnip over kafleen, then lets the kittehs owt. They’ll get tu dans as kafleen danses, nao.*

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

LOL!!! jd - ai just luked at yur profyle!

” Geek, cat-slave, science-fiction afficado, cat-slave, computer programmer, cat-slave, nerd, cat-slave, and cat-slave.”

Except fur the pewter progarmmer bit, yoo ar just laik mee!!

An duzzn’t kafleen luk spiffee wif awl those happee happee kittehs hanging awn fur dder life wif there liddle teef an clawz as she twerls around the room! ;)

kafleen

u like beein a slave, doo u, jd?

/snurts an runs

jd

Mai kitteh informs me I may nawt answur dat qweschun.

jd

See teh black cat wu iz on the bottom row ob my pics? Dat iz teh kitteh dat owns me. She’s been to Paw Skool adn eberifing.

upfi

Paw skool? Whoa!!!!! Egg sell ant. Ai promiss ai wont mess wif u. :shock:

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SistertoBubba

:shock: Ummmm……woulds you laik to esplain haow you caim to teh conclustion dat dat outfit works?

kafleen

Um, cuz it has burst-arown-teh-corner-warin-sumfin-silleh-an-mek-peepu-
larff- appeel?

*looks hopefullee at Sister*

SistertoBubba

Dat is a eggsellent esplanation of teh werkins of yer outfit.

Mai eyes may bit a be crossed at teh brilliance of it, but das OK. It cancels teh astigmatizms.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
stagehanddan

okay buster, deal was I wore silleh hat–I get cheezburger.
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pony-up with the burger.

stagehanddan

or I shall taunt yew a sekund tahmuh.

luvscatsVa

Stoopid English kknniggiitt!!

 
SistertoBubba

*KA-WANG! MOOOOOOOOO!*

Opheliacat

U wanna bild Troejin bunneh? Ish gud idya until Fraunch doods trow it bak at us.

 
 
 
 
BGee

Bettr watch whut u order in this reserawnt.
Ur burger may well b pony.

OMG!!!1!PONIEBURGERS!!!!1!!1!

stagehanddan

yeh, it still has marks where the jocky was hittin it.
(RIP Rodney Dangerf