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nao u jus needz a french maneecure 2 compleet ur outfit.
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M’seur! Where iz la mouse?
Congrats JD! Martoonies and danses? Or no, some Fronsch wine, perhaps? With the oh-so-pleasant accordion musik?
I breengs da bagetts!
nawt so much keyn to red or whyte wine, I can haz shampayne?
I rekkomend teh Champagne Grand Cru, Mailly Brut Réserve Magnum.
mmm dis stuff delishus! *lap lap lap*
Thank yeu! Diz iz mai sekkond ebber nawt sekkond. I’ll goe four a Pauillac Grand Cru Classé red wine (sins ICHC payz fore drinkses).
Akkordian muzik sownds wunnerful!
Sorry, cannot find teh acordee-in. Howz about a liddle piano ‘n Michel LeGrand
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Txt4vXrDfg
Dat iz mowst eggselent musik four eeting wine adn drinking teh bagettes
Donut frget to cut teh cheez
U woant, will u?
*smirks*
I’d liek tu tayk thys oppor-tewna-ty tu thank ebberiwun who haz fabrited my lols and/or listed me az a frend. It meenz a lot.
Congratz on Ur secund nawt second jd… Izn’t teh frends listingz fun?!? U can meet teh cheezpeeps an get 2 nowe tehm a liddel. I wil be eben bedder wen we can intermessage!!
* I still finks we need a convenshun to meets EVRYBUDDY!!*
OH, I KNOW!!
Won’t it be great when we can contact everyone through intermessage on
ICHC??? I am so excited about dat!
Yase. Convenshun. R u goin to teh Virginny cheezmeet, Carol?
I dunno… wen iz i? I’ll be in Virginny 4 a week startin teh 28th of Jooly..
Maybee I cud at leest wave az I goez bai!! Or lunch!!!
yesh!!!!
ohai, jd, jess wunted to say hao much I lykes teh pixshure on yur profile payage, wif teh face emergin frum teh rock. It is teh WIN.
Thank yew!
*notices you’re into mythology and folklore. I grew up in a part of TTI that was controlled by the Brigantes, who put stone faces and flower murals by wells and rivers. People in the area still do the flower murals for the wells. I’ve a photo of one in the pics I’ve uploaded. The myths and legends behind them are fascinating.*
That is very cool, and thank you for telling me.
I once went on a vision quest in the California desert. At the head of the little side canyon where I had my camp, one large rock looked very much as if it had a face, and gave the impression that it was guarding the way. The whole area gave a shiver up the spine.
Wow. That’s an amazing experience.
Hay jd, quel coincidanse, ai wuz juss abowt to ax u to be mai fren!!
Do you have a source you’d recommend for e to find out more about the myths and legends of the Brigantes?
It’s fragmentary, there doesn’t seem to be a collection anywhere. Here are some links that are worth following:
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The Wizard of Alderley, a Celtic tale of magic and wizardry
http://www.alderleyedge.org/Wizard.htm
A mix of stories, some from Brigante times
books.google.com/books?hl=en&id=N9AiAAAAMAAJ&dq=lancashire+legends&printsec=frontcover&source=web&ots=s1o3Bepw5M&sig=eRZrgHRvF94stq8EnPNPQt1ufSQ&sa=X&oi=book_result&resnum=4&ct=result#PPA234,M1
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Well_dressing
http://www.pitt.edu/~dash/water.html#yorkshire
people.bath.ac.uk/liskmj/living-spring/sourcearchive/ns5/ns5ew1.htm
http://www.applewarrior.com/celticwell/ejournal/imbolc/brighid.htm
http://www.mun.ca/mst/heroicage/issues/1/habcg.htm
http://www.druidry.org/obod/festivals/imbolc/index.html
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Y_Gododdin
This is a great list of links, jd. I love the legends.
Do you miss the long history of the legends of England? In Portland, everything must seem too new and bereft of history.
Yes, everything does seem new. There is some history here, but it is hard to find. Here’s a wikipedia page I did for where I grew up.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancient_history_of_Mellor
I’ve replied wib a long list, but weird press is slow on everything with web links. Let’s see if this iz faster. This iz wun ob teh best legends:
http://www.mysteriousbritain.co.uk/legends/alderley.html
http://www.alderleyedge.org/Wizard.htm
jd – yoo ar frum teh TTI then? An mite we know waht part it iz where these Brigantes lived – oar still live??
An ai’m wif booklion. Can yoo tell us wehre we can find awt about the myths an legends?
I uzed to lib in the villaj ob Mellor, neer teh town ob Marple, a playse a sertin detectib mysteri riter uzed tew go a lot. Mellor iz southwest ob Machester, in the northwest ob England.
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The Brigantes’ southern-mowst point waz Mellor. (They ownli resuntli fownd the Brigante settlement there.) They went northwest, tew where modern Lancashire reechez the coast, up to the top ob Cumbria, and northeast, controlling northern Derbyshire and Yorkshire.
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Anywun from that region wib flame-red hair but noe Irish or Scots in them iz probably Brigante.
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Sum Brigantes went to Norfolk, when a Brigante princess married the King of the Icini. Her name waz Boudecca adn Italian children still hear tales to this day of the fierce red-hair queen.
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I’ve powsted sum links, but who noes when they’ll appear, so I powsted two quick links to the Legend of Alderley Edge. Thys talks ob a wizard whu libs in the hills adn haz warriors in majical sleep wib him. A series ob six gold bars bearing stranj lettering adn stranjer symbulz were fownd rite neer where teh wizard’s iron gates were suppowsed tew be.
…scuze mii fur barjin inn but spiikin uv wellz, hav yu red CONFESSIONS OF A PAGAN NUN?
Nebr red that. *luuks it up* Intriguing. Ai can see the St. Bridgit connection (St. Bridgit iz Brigga, teh goddess ob teh Brigantes, but I can’t see where wells come into teh story. Want tu tell me moar?
ohai jd, i not knowz how to getz to yor profile cawz yor nam iz not linked. i wants to aks ebreeboddy to be my frend, but not knowz how if tehr namez not linked to tehms profilez.
wow, taht wuz qwik, i fink yoo reeded my mind!
congrats, jd! Ai iz proud 2 b ur frend, too. Ai likez teh pic on ur profile bery mush. And ai followed ur chat with nativeca666 ab00t aspergers and ai iz eben moar impressed. U R speshul and u r appreshiated here.
JD!!
Most excellent!
A most excellent comment, too!
Thank yew! *bows humbly tu teh wize kafleen ob teh donkey abata*
*Bursts back into room!*
I has a red bowtie! Look! *shows it* Carol juss putted it on meh!
Looks at mah feets! I gots red rubber galoshes frum kitkay dis morning!
I has on one tappy shoo an one golden shoo!
I r reddeh too dants!
*ignores the wild snurting of the
-ing crowd*
OOOooo mai… U R a site for sore aise!!!! Teh brillyance ov Ur outfit iz onlee xceedid by teh brillyance ov Ur hart!!
awwwwwww….
*sprinkles catnip over kafleen, then lets the kittehs owt. They’ll get tu dans as kafleen danses, nao.*
LOL!!! jd – ai just luked at yur profyle!
” Geek, cat-slave, science-fiction afficado, cat-slave, computer programmer, cat-slave, nerd, cat-slave, and cat-slave.”
Except fur the pewter progarmmer bit, yoo ar just laik mee!!
An duzzn’t kafleen luk spiffee wif awl those happee happee kittehs hanging awn fur dder life wif there liddle teef an clawz as she twerls around the room!
u like beein a slave, doo u, jd?
/snurts an runs
Mai kitteh informs me I may nawt answur dat qweschun.
U haz a kitteh hoo iz a lolyer!?!?
See teh black cat wu iz on the bottom row ob my pics? Dat iz teh kitteh dat owns me. She’s been to Paw Skool adn eberifing.
Paw skool? Whoa!!!!! Egg sell ant. Ai promiss ai wont mess wif u.
ouch.
Um, cuz it has burst-arown-teh-corner-warin-sumfin-silleh-an-mek-peepu-
larff- appeel?
*looks hopefullee at Sister*
Dat is a eggsellent esplanation of teh werkins of yer outfit.
Mai eyes may bit a be crossed at teh brilliance of it, but das OK. It cancels teh astigmatizms.
je voudrais un royal avec fromage?
okay buster, deal was I wore silleh hat–I get cheezburger.
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pony-up with the burger.
or I shall taunt yew a sekund tahmuh.
Stoopid English kknniggiitt!!
fetchez la vache!
*KA-WANG! MOOOOOOOOO!*
run away, run away more!!!
U wanna bild Troejin bunneh? Ish gud idya until Fraunch doods trow it bak at us.
Bettr watch whut u order in this reserawnt.
Ur burger may well b pony.
OMG!!!1!PONIEBURGERS!!!!1!!1!
yeh, it still has marks where the jocky was hittin it.
(RIP Rodney Dangerfield….he finally got his respect)
*whispurrrrr* SJD – up there – wif teh Fronsh burger rekewst. Yoo furgot to say “pleeze.”
Les cheezburgers sont sur la maison, avec le goût supplémentaire de fromage et de cataire.
Not cathair! Do not want!
Ai has enuff cat hair in mai life. Ai duz not need moar, kthnxbai.
But teh cathair comes wib free kitteh!
Ai has all teh kitteh ai cain handel. Bitsy am maekin’ teh furs big tiem right naow an’ it’s maikin’ mah allergies go splort everwhar.
Ai am not shur what teh deal is wit all teh sheddin’ raight naow wit her.
Allo, allo! I shall lol thys ownli wunce.
LOL! It is I, LeClerc!
Iz kitteh feeling blu?
kitteh eat too much cheezburgers wif blu cheez
First, frenchie
Je cherche Mais Oui..
kitteh saiz: now gievz cheezburger or yoo nevr seez teh lite of dai agin
Arn’t yu sposed tu add “S’il vous plai” to teh end ob that?
Kitteh: “Le mew? Le purrrr?”
I thynk it wud be la purrr, az kittehs purr in laps.
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/07/20/funny-pictures-cat-moustache/#comment-385666
Le Mel Blanc in “Who Scent You”"
No, is le pant, le heave.
Ah! C’est le chat heureux!
I give you Le Surrender!
Brawt 2 yew bai teh cheezburger-eeting sirrendur mun-keys.
Ahhh farrwt in yawr geeneral dahrection!
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/02/26/funny-pictures-i-farts-in-yor-genral-direkshun/
i am respktable 40-hmhm yeer old howswife, an i haz don lolsurch for “fart” 
LUNARMOMMY! Tahnk yoo so much fur finding this wun. It iz VERREEE funnee – teh commints awn this wun.
An this iz the wun wif teh almoast funniest storee ebber. Tidmum tellz it sumwhat neer teh bottom ov teh thred. ENEUN hoo haz nawt red it shud go luk.
We laffed an laffed an tehn laffed sum moar!
ooh, yes, i went an red it an laffed all ober again! taht wuz a gud wun. taht pikshur wun ob my favrits, taht kitteh luks absolootly insane!
Le kitteh de ma tante est sur le bureau de mon oncle!!!!
hurm, foar owr nawt so well Fronsch speekers heer is a transl8tor:
http://www.freetranslation.com
Jus maek shur its awn French to English and clicky!
Hay!!! Dat’s cheetin’!!! Fun tho!!
*I new tehre mus be a program 4 tranlayshun sumware!! Teh interwebz R a wundrus fing!*
I nebbur dowted ur nolluj.
Sursly. I wuzz juss lookin at ur fronch and goin
all impressy like.
I wuz jus tellin JanetCanHas4Kittehs todai taht I took fronsh for 6 yeers an haznt used it 4 sow long I wuz loozin it!! In moar waiz tahn 1!!! Naow I find it iz sew EZ on teh interwebz!!! Hoo new!?!?
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How R U?? I am makin U an email!!
Yu’re luky. Mai fronsh teesher at skuul didn’t noe how tu speek fronsh.
Main spokeded it wif a suthrn ack sent–suthrn USA, taht iz.
*tries to imajin… His brayn starts gurgling…*
Soooo… How duz U lern Fronsch frum a teecher hoo duzzin speek it???
An I wood luv to heer it spokin wif a southern drawl…
Answur: Veri badly. I passed the French ritten test bekaws I cud guess enuff wurds.
U took it furr SIX YEERS!!???
*donkee bows down in defferrence and waves hoofies*
MY MOM IS DOING IT, TOO.
Come baaaaack!!!!
*laffing helplessly @ “No, no not gitty up!!”*
Ai tuk French foar 8 oar 10 years…lawst cownt.
! ov mai teechurs livd in Paree.. She used 2 get lettres in fronsh frum tehre an she wud jus crai an crai… We alwaiz sed it wuz herz lawng lawst lover.
*le sigh* C’est romantique, non??
awwwwwwww :*/
I lernd Fronsch fur a yeer. I dint tink I lurnd anyfing until a cupple yeers bak I wuz wachin a Fronsch moovy an knoo a lawt uf wat dey wer sain! Needz t2 tayke a 4ign langwage soon fur cawledge, maibee I’ll taek Fronsch again.
*pats owl’s feffurs*
Monsieur, je DEMANDE que vous me donnez un souriceau…avec un ‘cheeseburger’ MAINTENANT…sinon.
Le SPLORT!
Oh non ! Quelqu’un obtient le CCC ici tout de suite ! Nous avons un splort !
*tip: Do the CCC in Yahoo!’s babelfish translator, and translate to French. Better still, go back and forth between English and French until it gets all scewed up.
*Les pelle à main en haut les cerveaux avec une pelle*
*caresse les soutient en bas et assure qu’ils paraît joli*
*les couvertures dirigent avec les années 50 conçoit nageant la casquette avec loltacos dessus*
*emballe la bande de conduit dessus pour s’assurer c’est agréable et tendu*
*couvre Kitteh_Kat_Celia avec une couverture duveteuse chaude et lui donne une tasse de chocolat chaud et lui offre un crêpe de fragment de chocolat chaud (parce que nous sommes en France)*
voila!
wow, after transl8ting that in, I d-cided to see how it transl8ted. Teh results ar reely funnee!
*blinks her eyes* Ah, Merci beaucoup, officecat…I feel bedder nao.
*translates the French to Dutch, then the Dutch back to French, and then the French to English, using Babelfish. Here are the results:
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Dustpan in the top the brain with a shovel the caress supports them in bottom and guarantees qu’ they them pretty corpses carries out the cover with the Fifties which designs the cap with loltacos to swim packs the band of pipe of to be guaranteed is agreeably and tended cover Kitteh_Kat_Celia d’ a hot duvetée cover and passes very close to head hot chocolate to him and a crepe of the hot chocolate fragment offers to him there (because sums us in France) east!
lulz! I lyke the ‘east!’ at the end, dat mai fayvorite part!
Wot abowt “crepe of the hot chocolate fragment”? Sownds lyke sum sort ob cult.
sounds abowt rite.
Wuts dis salty substens coming frum mai ais? O mai, itz teers! Ai cant stop laffing! Wut abawt “them pretty corpses?”
Sowndz lyke da direkshunz u getz inna box wen u haz tu put sumting tugedder.
ah yes, teh babelfish gaem. alwyz gud for wen yoo haz too much time on yor handz
Ohnoz! We has a splort! Git da CCC! Code Mew! Code Mew!!!
Mais qui a fait ça à ce chat magnifique? Sacré blue! C’est très humiliant!
Je suis d’accord.
Ooooh la la! Ce chat et tres bon; le chapeau et tres magnifique; porquoi no le donnez le chat un cheezburger?
*donne au chat un cheezburger*
ooo!
Iz a chat in a chapeau, eine Katze in einem Hut, a gato in a sombrero!
Is teh gato wearin’ teh long paintzez to go wit teh sombrero and did hims come in ovah teh balconies?
(Mai obscure references. Let me show you dem.)
Coplas! Kingston Trio, FTW!
La noche que me case
No pude dormirme un rato
Por estar toda la noche
Corriendo despues de un gato.
Me dijiste que fue un gato
El qu’entro por tu balcon
yo no he visto gato prieto
Con sombrero y pantalon!
But dis is a grey kitteh inna berray. C’est un artiste, non?
Sry, dunno hao to makes teh aksents in wierdpress. :- (
Ai am very surpraised. Most peeps doan know teh Kingston Trio. Ai lerned ‘em from mai parents. They married in ‘64.
How about:
Teh cat came back, teh vairy next day.
Oh, teh cat came back an’ he wouldn’ stay awai.
Meow, kitteh. Meow, so pretty. Meow, such a pity, but teh cat came back.
I know the Kingston Trio! My bro and I used to play my parents’ KT records growig up. I don’t recognize that song, though — I know Tijuana Jail and the MTA, Worried Man, etc.
dis muss be meesjuu klewsaws kitteh..
Klewsaws or Clawsews?
i fink Clawsews..
Iz teh gui frm mithbuzterz
french kitteh wif a itty bitty moustache.
alllllll-rity den!
o hai Kafleen!!1!
wat happened 2 ur donkey abatar!? i cant seez it!
seems if I goes to mah desktop wordpress boots meh out. Den I has to
log back in.
Poopyhed wordpress wurks mah LAST nurb.
hi [[[[Kafleen]]]]. sry couldnt reply sooner.look at dis lol .it is mah most bestest and earliest lols
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1486204
hi [[[kafleen]]] sry i couldnt reply sooner.
does all da french kittehz hab mustachez or whiskurz?!
Yase. Cept furr teh wuns dat doant.
OMGWT!BBQ!! ROFLMAOPIMP!!!
bonjuor everyone im back from the beach!
hi!!
pokemon platinum will be out soon!
yes i kno! i kan haz a 12-yeer-old hoo iz obsessd wif pokemon. him wanted to buy teh japaneez verzhun until i poynted owt that $50 iz a lot for him to pay for a game taht he kant eben play cawz him kant reed it! so him will reed all teh nooz abowt it, an wayt for teh amerikin verzhun next yeer.
ya
she single? ha ha ha just kidding.
the him she?
wait, wutt?
sorry, himz a him.
an himz only 12 so himz BETTER be singul.
pokemon rulez!
o hai {{{{shadow}}}}
i likey pokemon too!
but i fink beyblade iz also cool and if u’ve watched bleach(anime) dats super awsum!
bye.
:.-(
ohai, shadow… long time no see… Did yoo haz fun at teh beach?? R U tan from teh sun??
I asked mai gram taht once, and she sed, ‘Im a liddel frekkled.”
DenI sed… “I’m idansdansdans frum teh earf.”
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*gess U had 2 bee dere…* *snerk*
check ur email.
I iz confuzzled.
I likes yore quiltee fing.. It kinda luks nautical… sorta..
whyz u confuzed?? {{{{KittiesOlderSister}}}}
canz we halp?
French Stereotype Cat is a French stereotype.
lol
Dat kitteh looks lyke mah Henry with a french beret. I thinks maybee I shud rename him Henri?
oui oui tres bon kitteh
Hmmmm, teh kitteh vershun ov Pepe LePew!!!! Ladee-Killure Extrahoardynairure!!!!
Cum wif mee, Bebbeh, tuu thee Casbah!! : Mai naime iys Rick!!
(O Noes!!!!!! Casahblanka ref: shud bees teh kartuune, nawt teh moobie! Oar wut??)
Wee Wee, I am a French Cat, No?
O mai! Yoo winz!
isnt that the cat off sabrina the teenage witch?
i love lol cats! and if u dont u got some major problems! lol
~bye!~
awesome comment dude