Dis 2 storee condo on de water
Dis 2 storee condo on de water not wut I wuz xpectin.
mai condo nawt sew gud either.
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nawt 2 gud achulee
So u were expectin a lake view or sumfin?
Conga rats on ur furfest frum last comment!
Heardz ob will de beests, sweepin majestkly acraws teh savannah, praps?
Um… Basil Fawlty, FTW?
Corse Ai’ve heered uv will de beests, hazn’t ebbrywun?
Corm grat shoe lacins, Annipuss. Haowr u duin taht, awlwaiz BN nawt second awl teh tahmz? Uh maze N!
whut, no vu, dohn wanna!!
Conga rats’ shoelaces, annipuss, awn yore elebenty-billionth nawt-sekund! Wot yew wawnt for drinksies, dancies, an’ uvver gud stuffs to help sillybrate?
Thx, 3Cattails an Owl. Ai’d liek sum strawberris an lotsa creem pls.
berries wif straws & lotsa cream…cummin’ rite ups!
OWL!! U has deh gorgeemus abatar!!! I duz a liddul danz uv joy for u!
*dans, adn glide
*dans and twirl
*dans adn hop
*dans adn dip
*THUD!!
000ps!! note 2 self: no dipping wen dansing alone.
*Pikz self up offa floor and goez 2 getting a ice pak @ deh Tybooteek.
*throws on tappy shoos an pix up war cweenmj left off*
KAFLEEN!!!
:) 
Dants, dawn key, dants!
Dam (said da beever)! Wear wuz ai wen da Cween posteded dis???
Fang kew foar da kined werds. Credit wear credit iz dew: Abatar was maeded bai mai moast ossumest ICHC teecher, jamamamamamamapajamakitty. Seh teh OSSUMEST teecher an abatar-maker!
awwwwwwwwww fank que 4 teh kind werds, Oobark!! Ai jus led teh way an yew ran wif it!! Yew ar quik studeee!
test of Owlcat abatar
nawt changed yet………. it still luks gud on teh screen, stands out & makes yew eezy tew find!!
Witch wun…yeh barn owel, oar teh owelcat?
…and…fined??? Yew stocking me??? ::::::::::looks at jamamamamamamamamapajamakitty’s nylons/stockings…oh, mai!
nawt stokkin no one…………. ai means dat wen yer scrollin fru teh fred lukkin 4 a commint yew can spot sumwun wif a distink abatar more eezleeeee
btw…….been many moons sins ai wore teh ohai heels n stokkins….. us older NWsterners go for teh jeens mostleeeee
i’ve only seen the nawt second one, wif the werds at teh bottom……….
Cattails scurries off 2 teh farmerz market fur sum fresh strawberris. Getz distracted and comz bak wif 2 pints uf blackberriis, a bushul uf peeches, sum homegrowed tomadoes, beens, corn on cob, jar uf local hunny, bunch uf fresh flowerz an…uh wut waz I lukin fer? Oh yeah…strawberris!
Shud I find Leeza’s skwerls 2 maek teh whippy creem er duz u want teh strawberris wif creem poured over. Gots teh fresh peeches to go wif it.
Awl froot is yummee -speshullee wiv creem. Ai fink Ai’ll haz porin creem - gib teh skwirrls teh dai off az it’s caturday
evenchulee will gets useded to eet… nex step iz too swim 100 meetres in the Olypmiks!!!1! BTW Me and some friends we are making a website that translates any webpage in lolcat speak, the link is on my user name. Please give us lots of feedback!!! All suggestions are welcome and will be taken onboard! kthxbai!
**via ur translator**
“Hark, whut lait thru yondah window breaks!
It iz teh east, adn Juliet iz teh sun ”
.
It seems too werk.
B caerful nawt 2 trie 2 reberse teh translashun. Dey tryed dat wuns wiv “owt uv site, owt uv mined” chanjd it into Rushun den bakk agen an it caem owt az “Inbizibul idiut”
Большой смех!!!
лол, лол, лол!!
Pls 2 translate - Ai got teh lol lol lol, but teh rest iz Russian - it’z awl greek 2 me enniwai!!!
Beeg laffs,
etc.
smilee face!
Yay BGee, u speek по-лолкотски?
one semester in high school does not a linguist make.
Ai can uzyooally reminder enugh to ask where teh bafroom iz an if Nina is still sigin in teh park.
Ai bet if u tuk high school fronch, u’d still no if teh pen ov ur unkl is on teh table ov ur ant (or nawt).
alawng wif whu noes whut else. hyoomens r alweyz gettin losted.
lol yes mai hyooman-slave finked that I will nowt finds teh wai bak home when him left meh faar wai frum eet!!! but finded it, srsly!
first!
Ohai and congrates to you annipuss! You is quik! Dis kitteh gots a sekret hidey ‘n wil skar da furstey uns ifinkso.
Kitteh be chillin’ in him’s condo on da icey wawter.
datz wun wai to beet teh heet… persunallee, ai cud yuze sum more heet- peepls is alweyz krankin teh AC and freezin me..
y’nose, ai mush purr-fur teh heet to teh icey-coled winters.
Kitteh’z Hewminz beez
berreh jennurruss. Lawtza
playsses 2 taykz Napz
Habz windo sillz andz
buukcaysez 2 chooz frum. lykez
dis playss besstest
Nyss andz coazee bawkz
wiff cleer roof andz wallz. Kitteh
assoomz ‘Meltzdaown’ moad
Jack.
yay jack! yoo iz alwayz teh jeenyus!
dammit, Jack, yew humblols mi. Yew bees teh awesum. Ai haz noe talonts.
Ai kin find sumone who wil pae gud moniez for a sublet, if u iz in Noo Yoik
stoopy subprime mrgitj. dis wuz all i culd afford.
Torty kitteh sez whut you waunt? Don maek me move, Aiz comfy here! Get watters frum odder bochs!
*sigh*
Fings offun arnt.
Dat seemz 2 cum frum teh hart, kafleen!
Kafllen - dat tew deep for Caturday mornin….yew ok?
O, prolleh. Juss crazy as a loon. Butt datz nermal furr me.
LOL Nermal!
Dat wud bee gud naem fur kitteh!
(oar mai lyfe, maibbee)
Iz Nermal nawt kittii be lawng 2 Garfeel?
Iffn him blonged too Garfield, hee wud hab been successfull in him
attempt to ship hims to Abu Dhabi.
Nermal—as clos 2 normal as wii gitz rown hear.
…an’ wee luvs yew, ow-er crazy dawn key! Doan EBER chainj, oar ELFS!
more-ning, kafleen
{{{{{oobark}}}}}}
I r juss wunnderring. Dis rescoo kitteh dat owns dis owl, r it confoosed? Did
it fink an owl bee a goggie? Did it adopt teh owl and den tell it, “Oo,bark!”
/runs, FAST
:snerk:
silly dawn key…know-know-know. Did yew nawt read teh story uv haow Zeus reskewed me? Unfort…Sadly, if nawt, ai furget witch lol fred/pic ai toled teh story in. Howeber, basically, EBERYBUDDY knoes taht yew donut oan yore cat…he/she oans *ewe*…sew, whyle eye brotted Zeus hoam frum teh aminal shelter, *he* reskewed *me* frum habing an empty nest fore a hoam.
So, ur kitteh owns an owl AND a ewe?
Muss get messeh in teh howse.
An doan call meh a donut.
Ai calleded yew a donut?