I AM The Security System
I AM The Security System
well diz IZ mai security sistem.
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U goin in her, Ober mi cowld ded bodi
Sew jus go ahead en Maek Mi Day
Trunk Kitteh!
Hood orNOMent
An aih gotz nine livez, en am prepared tew use az mani az necezzry
unless ob corse, yew has cheezburger fer mii !!1!!!
Cheezburgers, az rekwested:
NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
conga rat shoe lace amations on ur nawt sekkond, nawt furred, nawt forf, nawt fiff and nawt sicks!
wellll sort uv anywayz. dreenk? dans?
Iffen madamz izn’t claiming her drinkses and danses, I’ll takes teh drinkses. Shhhhhhhhhhhluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp! Deez martoonies are grate!
Yeh . . . aih thot aih wuz awl alone en a MT whirld furr a liddle whyle
which CATalogue can we findz this system?
Prolly ez speshal order itemz
Page elebenty, bout haff way down.
Dere’s eben a nien-lieftiem gare-on-tee claws!
nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dun tase meh, bro!
yoo noe tase sew good—pleh!
Kitteh on teh hood, frum teh hood.
hims tyin tew bi liek teh Jaguar Hood Ornamentz
Teh angle tis kitteh wuz pichtured at maeks hom look hugerous! lol iz luv teh capsun hehe, beeeg tuff kitteh! *rawr*
Kitteh says “U shud b feeline bery insecure rite nao, punk.”
Eeps! Ai doznt wants 2 cross taht kitteh! I’z skeerd!
Den play nawts insted.Kitteh can play crosses.
Oh-kay. Hao abowt cardz? Ai likez 2 play teh war oar teh speed.
Card games aer guud. Bet security kitteh wuud beat me at Racing Demons, tho. If I wanted tu liv, dat is.
Car noize goin’: Weeeuw-wweeeeuw-weeeeuw.
Nawt Meeeeow-mmeeeeow-meeeeow?
Wudn’t it be Mreeee-Mrowwwww-Mreeee-Mrowwwwwww?
Aih gowna haff a street parti to sillibr8t mi nawt sekund. Gonna tap ah ice cowld keg a beer ober heer iff ennybodi wud liek tew joyn mi en a refreshmint
Itz a majik keg . . . it can serv every kinda beer enybodi mite wantz.
Amstel
Becks
Coors
D…
Draft Miller
E….
Falstaff
golden beer in frosty mug
Hamms (from the land of sky blue waters)
I….
Ingerlish beer
Just enuff beer
Keg after keg of bier
Sins this branch seems to be idle, I’ll finish it…
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Leeds Midnight Bell
Millstone Grain Storm
Nutbrook Squirrel
Ossett Ace Of Spades
Pictish Northern Dawn
Quercus Stormbrew
Robinsons Hatters
Saffron Pigs Ear
Tydd Steam Swedish Blonde
Ufford Friday the 13th Murderous Mild
Vickerys Dry Cider
Weatheroak Keystone Hops
Xinjiang Black Beer
Youngs Brown Ale
Zierholz Amber Ale
Gud job JD. Seems yo hab a penchant fur micro-brews. Meh too!
Teh villaj I grew up in had a populashun ob 2,000 adn five pubs, all wib elebenty microbrews on tap. Being from teh TTI, mowst thymes I went anywhere, meels owt were pub meels, adn that ment teh local microbrews. Theez days I brew my own mead, but want to experiment wib Sumerian and ancient Egypshun brewz az teh recipes hab apparently been dekoded. (Archaeologysts thynk Sumerians built cities nawt to settle in but tew help distribute their beers. Well, they had 21 brews on tap…)
Hmmm. Well, iffen yu go by beer naym ownli, then…
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Liquid Lobotomy
Midsummer Nights Porter
Natterjack
Oblivion
Pale Rider
Quint
Roaring Boy
Sauvin Blanc
Tower of Strength
Union Square Bitter
Vale Ale
Welland Valley Mild
XXXX
Ye Olde Trout
Zig Zag
WOWZERS!
Ai’m berry impressed!
*aim’m nawt worthee*
::bows at JD feet::
Hmmm…perhaps yoo haz a touch ob teh OCD (liek NC66) and cawnt stand an unfinished list. Pehaps yoo’d liek to takkle wun more fork in dis fred below by dan and K+D.
Ai forgot about the (v)w-x omission. Gud catch. Yoo trulee doo hab teh OCD, huh?
Mild OCD, mild bipolar, mild aspergers, sew naturally I drink lawts ob mild.
Mai bruther!
*ai’ve luked so long for yoo*
::sniff::
Aspergers…iz lonely noe?
Iz onlee natural we met in cheezland, wut with teh A-typical use ob language and awl, eh?
Oh, it iz, yes. Iz very hard tu relayt tu ubbers, adn mani wib aspergers tend tu end up solitary. I try hard tu aboyd dat wib playces lyke this.
Asperger’s espeshully tends tu gib peepul reel deep interests in thynks, such as cheeztalk/lolspeek, adn boards lyke this downt hab problums wib facial expreshuns, soshul anxiety, or thyngs lyke dat, sew yes, itz veri natchural tew meet up on a sayf playce like this.
Ah…dis iz wun ob teh gud (grate) wun. Sew manee cheezfrens wut aer gud hearted and taik teh tiem tu tawk tu yoo. Iz mai faborit pwace, I fink.
I uzed tew hang owt a lot at obber sites, lyke Slashdot, adn sumtimes at GotMead, but heer iz genrully mush mush betta.
And kittehs aer jes like that, huh? Deep thought wit noe real purpose (well…at least noe care, i.e. tu otters). See mai poetic waxing beloh.
Az fur the facial expreshuns…ai noe wot yoo mean. Dats why ai wear duh hatz.
Ai think I’b cawt them awl nau. Iffen yu see I’b repeated anyfing, say adn I’ll substitute.
Wunz agin ai says, “WOWERZ!” Yoo aer gud! Bravo! Claps floofy paw tugeffer.
(Wun ob my dreemz iz tew open a pub in Amerikur that sellz at leest wun TTI beer frum eberi letter ob teh alfabet adn at leest wun beer frum TTI breweriez from eberi letter ob teh alfabet. Teh problum iz, I cudn’t afford teh rent on a 26 storey bilding, adn nobodi wud eber be sober enuf tu reech teh top floor.)
::ROFL::
::LMAO::
::SNORT…SNERK:
Seerusly…::wipes tear from eye::
Ai fink dats a gr8 aideer. Careful wit teh OCD. Yoo doan need 26 stories. Jes 26 taps (er…52 taps) awn uh single storee pwace where ai’m sure teh Amerikan peeps wud welcum yor attenshun tu detail and yor tribute tu the TTI.
I don’t know wut a Quercus Stormbrew is, but I’ll try one.
Pint? It comes in PINTS?!?!?
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*rushes off, returns, grinning eeer to eeer,
carrying a Stormbrew wif bof paws*
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fifi fanceepants rockefeller (thanks, zauberflote)
Fore E, uze: Eleanor Beare
Dogfish Head Craft Brewery
Ever kind iffen itz cowld enuf on reelly hawt dayz liek diz one
Firestone Walker Brewery
Guinness
Harp
I . . . dis is nawt EZ !!
Jungling
Kokanee
Labatts….
Midsummer Madness
Nordic Fury
Old Stoatwobbler (I’m serius!)
Pride of Romsey
Quicksilver
Red Squall
Squibbers Ale
Thurston Quencher
Ulverston Pale Ale
Vulcans View (a logical pint)
White Gold
XXXB
Yooligan
Zummer Vat Ale
Oh, I iz missing from this lins. Ok, I: Imperial Stout
Irish beer
Jamaica Red Stripe
Kilkeney cream ale
Lager, lovely on a summer’s day
Magic Hat Number Nine
Newcastle Brown
Olympia
Pabst Blue Ribbon
Q-Beer Red…
Red Killian’s Irish
Sapporo
Tsing Tao
U…
Urquell
Yuengling
Zounds! Iz done drinked enuff
ye lef out XXXX for our aussie-kittehs
ai have xxxx’s and oooo’s for kittehs of all nashuns, creeds, and colurz. mai hed splodes for dem wether dey kyoot or tuff, itty bitty or economee-size, noo or old. Or dat not wut yoo meen?
Yikes! Musta been off divesting excess beer wen teh w & x rolled by.
divesting excess beer…………bwahahahaha…….classic
*Incoming Insert*
Vintage Kingston Black
Wobblejuice Perry
XBF
Rolling Rock
Strohs
Tuborg
U
Unibroue La Fin Du Monde, “End of the World?” Srsly?
V
Srsly. It’s good beer.
Aih will defer tew ur judgmentz, cuz aih nawt tried it.
Fownd teh naim on google
I fink there niids tew be a Great Lolcat Beer Tayst Testing Festivul. Dis wuud start wen Basement Cat deklares it open, adn wud finish wen Ceiling Cat decided we’d had enuf. All beers, lagers, ales, stouts, milds adn obber alkyhawlik drinks listed heer, along wib all brews by all breweries listed here, wud be abailable, in alfybetikal ordur.
Valley Forge Nut Brown Ale
Wolfs Dunkel
Xbeeriment Saixon (seriously, that iz teh nayme!)
Yorkshire Dales Buckden Pike
Zannekin Bière de Noël
Red Dog
Shiner Bock
T…
McEwen’s
Manny’s
Urquel (agree)
Tipton Pride
Umbel Magna
Versuvius
Wonkey Donkey (woz this invented by kafleen?)
XXI Anniversary
Yaffle
Zonked
Conga Ratz madamz. Here’s uh new tap wit hand carved mahawgonee cheezburger handle fur yor keg.
::Putz Dancin in teh Steetz awn the boombox.::
Ooooooooh nativeca66 . . . datz jus Puurrrrrrfect !!!
Crank doz tunes up reeeeel lowd
♫ CALLIN’ OWT ‘ROUND TEH WURLD!
AWR YOO REDDY FUR UH BWAND NEW BEET?
SUMMERZ HERE AND TEH TIME IZ WIGHT
FUR DANCIN’ IN TEH STREETS. ♫
*Crowd startz gavering, az evning fawls an cool nite air blowz thru*
uz a gud dancer, nativeca66.
You putz dese guise to shame:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y-x2fWKbmo
::runs inside and returns with ’80s style parachute pants::
Watch this!
::shuffle shuffle – wiggle wiggle – JUMP JUMP::
::clap – spin – kick – snap::
Oh Yeh !!!!
Noa datz wut Aim tawkin bout !!!!1!!!
Deez guys dans pretty guud tu.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lr5bXwglcSE
OK noa dat is hystericalz !!!1!!
ROFLMAO !!!
Remynds me uf owld-tymee cartune wif sum swanz I beleef. Brayne nawt toatalee funkshunal, bee-in caturday an awl.
Sumbodi mus bi wavin TUNA CHEEZBURGERS arownd teazin thoze kittehs tew maek them dans liek dat
Sumbodi breengs owt Gyhooog plates full uf BBQ tew sharz wiff ebbery1
::Grabs a BBQ rib and runs over to the fyrepit::
::jumps ober the fyre bak and forf::
Luk at meh. Ai’m uh caveman. OONGOUWAH!!!
Eff U luk veri clozeli, u will see urself !!!1!!
Ur mebe itz ur twin brudda
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMD_JEtuJkc&feature=related
Meh! Amatuer.
Doan try this at hoam kidz. Ai am a licensed prowfeshunal.
Mai sirtifficat…let me show it tu yoo.
Pawz da clip et 36 sekundz
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLbGhFam_yA
Aih see U nativeca66!!!1!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLbGhFam_yA
::entire block begins tu move in unison::
::stomp stomp – CLAP! stomp – stomp – CLAP!::
♫ Buddy you’re a boy make a big noise
Playin’ in the street gonna be a big man some day
You got mud on yo’ face
You big disgrace
Kickin’ your can all over the place ♫
*refills ebberybuddy’s mugs wif fresh, frothy brew, so ebberbuddy has wet whistle to sing at tops ov lungz*
WE WILL WE WILL ROCk YOU!
Dis mi frenz iz hoa tew Partee
*Stomps tappy shues in time to moosic*
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Sings lowdlee adn off kee.. as usual!!
WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU!!!! *cheez*
How you liek mai new C.L.A.W.S system?
Cheezburger LOL Alarm With Stripeykitteh
T.E.E.F.
Totally wat Eberybuddy Eberyware Fears.
L.O.L.C.A.T.
Lazor Opurrated Lookowt Cheezburger Activ8ted Threat
P.U.R.R.
Pussycat-Urban-Razorsharp-Reactor
DOH!
Donkey Operated Hoofing!
And den dere is Donkey ORCHESTRATED Hoofing.
Dat bee a verreh serious hoofing. Only come along once in a bloo moon.
Involve trumpets and such.
WANT
es moast fiercesomest securities EVAH.
*snurgle snurgle*
Definatly. Aniwun messing wib dat security systum risks splorting.
*Your aba.. abootu… pikchur !! It luuks jus lyke mai kitteh Diamond – an, adn wii call her Madamz all the tyme !! *
* Whispering to all * Sourri, meant this to nest in Mdamz comment..
Awesomz!!! De kitteh en mi pik iz naimed JACK!! Himz da sweeeeetist boi ebber. Aih awlso haz tew uver girl kittehs.
Diamond ruuls teh roost here – she keeps mai Corgi goggie in line..taught hem all about being kourteus to kittehs. wii have a basement kitteh by teh name of Sabrina too….
JACK en hiz sista DIANNE wer bof tinee liddle orphan kittehs dat came tew liv wif mii. Dey had tew bi bottle fed, an sew dey reeellly tink aim theyz momma
dis reminds me ov a kitteh wunz i had whut was a wyld kitteh he hard clumpy hars and snaggletoofs stickin out hims BIG head and skraches all ovar him an nobuddy would let him hear in my old neighborhood buts i callt him “ugly” and fed hims bowls of kittystuffs an he became my fren an he ebben chasd away the stoopy chihuahua dog dat wus allwus peein on my plants owtsides so ebben tho he wus skeeery lookin him was big sweetee. him had a gorble gorble – dy purrbox him had ruff life as tomkitty but him luff me for kittyfoods. you should alluways haf open mind to luffin kitties ebben if dey UGLY.
Awwwwwwww . . . dat iz a happitale storee. Tank yew furr bein gud tew Mister Ugly. Yew R veri speshul {{{{{tehgoddessovwit}}}}}}
Vehicle cat..your doing it wrong!
u r teh securitee system. ai am teh lolrus. koo-koo-ka-choo.
I r teh donkey. Hoof hoofy hoof.
Oh Hai Kafleen
Iz lubli tew see yew tonite
…and teh lubliest dawn key yew r, two!
Nice…ummm…hoofs….yeah…hoofs.
Why, fank u! Yase. Dey r.
See..I has golden shoosies? Dey r birfday gift frum cweenmj. An I has
tappy shoos frum
idansdansdans, too. *shows owl*
Doan I hab gud frens? *sighs happilee*
Dedeye miss yore partie, lubbly dawn-kee? So srry, i knot rede all teh lolz….happy B-l8ted! Ie bringed yoo a B-l8ed gift *hands Kafleen a pr ob shiny red goloshes 3 protekt her lubbly hoofs wiff teh fancy shooz frum teh raynes and teh muddy plases*
O mah GUDNESS!! I LUB dem!!!!!
Doo u noe wutt dese Galloshes can doo? Dey will protects mah goldy
shoos frum teh …Stuff…dat jurky trolls spect us too wade in.
I r puttin dem on right now. Dere is a fake Loller on teh verreh next
thred making mee reqwiring dem!!
Ai lub dis particle-r post.
grrrrrrr
Ai lubs dis par-tickle-r post!
…hoofy-hoof!
ai H8S web browserz!
Wai? Wat rong?
Apple Safari…Ai had elebenty x 7 tabs open; bwowser crashy…went to re-open awl tabs…ownly opened a bran new page…rassin-sassin-frassin BROWSERZ!
Oh, ai cz. Oh deer.
Hoap it getz bedder suun.
*Meanin teh ecksperiens*
Dose brassurs! I shall hoof dem furr u.
Fank yew, lubly dawn key.
mii, 2. I h8ts dose brassiers, 2!
*snurt*
Brassiers bee a hole diffrunt fing too hate, an I hates it, arite.
lets hoof dem toogeddur, kitkay!
*lites bonfyre*
*frows stoopy brassez in*
*an “pany-hose”, 2 4 good mess-yer*
*watches flayemz*
N-E buddy gotz sum marshy-mellowz?
oh, DEFINITLEE getz rid ub teh hose. PLEH!!!
so are we on the “death to mouse hammock” kick today? Down with the opressors, suppressors, or whatever?
burn teh pan-tees, tew?
hopefully nawt wile in use. right?
wai u h8s me? ai am jus new 2 site, makin mai firs comment on enny site ever and nao u h8s me? what i do rong, owl?
Ai noe h8s yew…jus habin’ a bad nite wif my Web browser.
Bad web browser to make Owl mad! If bad goggies get no biskit, what happens to bad browsers? No cookies?
Berri Clebber Kitty+Ducky
WIN!
Fank yoos bof, berri much.
And I lieks da kitteh-owl avatar. Ai’m gonna trai to maek mai own uzin madamz’s exlnt direxshunz.
Yesh, Welkum veree muches tuu Cheezland, Kitty + Ducky;
Iyt ar a magikal plaise: yuu wil jes luuve iyt;
Mennee veree nieyce Cheezfrends heer, hoo haz teh huuuuge luuve adn frendleeness, adn luuve tuu plaiy adn haz funses tugevver!!!!!
Wowzerz, K+D! Makin ur nawt secund commink on nawt secund site! Well come to ICHC, we can haz a prowd taht u pikted us? Come hear offin adn plai wif us. Wii haz mushes funz adn sillolinesses, adn wun more iz jus more funz.
lol reminds me of teh prinsess bride. “I am teh broot skwad.”
Mah stoopy frane messed dat up an made mee snurt.
Durn burn. Mah brane so stoopy it cant ebbun say brane. It say frane.
“my wai iz knot berry sportzmen lyke.”
Careful! He’ll mew at you viciously.
Oh, noez!!!!11! NOT teh vicious mew!
Dawnt maek heem use doz poynti endz !!!1!!! DO NAWT WANT
Have yoo ever scene a vischus cat? I hadda Xperience with won recently frum Craig’s list–never gnu they hicksistested—wanting 2 ‘dopt a oragney-marmmy cat, a ansired an ad, an gotta adult orangey tabby, butt hee turned out 2 B rlly meen–aweful–snarly, hissy, yowly, attak-cat. But teh peepz wood knot tayke hymn back. Terned in2 a huge fee-ask-you, with nasty e-mails and threts. Weerd cat, weerder peepz. Iz bedder 2 knot give yore fone-# to peepz on craigslist, butt 2 use there e-mail sistim, aifinksso.
yoikes!! dat r total lose. orinj kittehs nawt poysin, an ushalleh orinj kittehs iz frenz easy. i has wunnerful orinj boi kitteh. he make meh happeh. talk 2 meh, follo meh. he hug meh.
not like ur turribel catzilla. i sry, kitkay, dat u haved fee-ax-ko. not faire.
i has annuvver kitteh need a hoame. i were gonna uses dat craig list fingy 2 find her nu furebber hoame. mebbe not so gud ideer?
(i finded hoame 4 himalayan. hims name shaddow.)
Itteh!!
It r u!!!!
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{mah itteh}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
ohai, mah donkeh!!
********schmoo onda cheke********
ai seas ai been dumpeded bai teh dawn key…
:::::::::waddles ober tew JCH4K::::::
wun time dis ladeh wurk wif meh ax meh takes care ob her kitteh. she gonna leevs. dint knowes wen she comed backs. kitteh name stinker. he slobber reel hard all tda way 2 mah houwse. den seem k. den suddinleh he bited meh. all 4 teefs in mah arm – in mah rist. beegest booboo were inch anna haff lonng!! burnt like h*llfire!! i goed to horspital. craied likes behbeh gurl. dey no sew it, butt dey maked a bandidg all arouwn mah rist. lukt bad…….
so i try 2 calls dat lady. hm. no can reech. gud fing she leeved nummer 4 relative. so i called him an telled him, “i’m bringing stinker over to you.” like dat. no parlay.
later i finded owt stinker dun bited dat lady IN DA FAYCE. rite in da nosey. an she bleeded all obers. an den she sumtime have a scared 4 him cause he luk biteh. butt did she can tells meh dat b4 i takes biteh kitteh in mah howse? ppareintleh not…
so duz i sawded vishis kitteh? yesh. in mah howse. pleh.
sum peeps say kitteh meen – butt ushalleh kitteh no makes dem goes 2 horspital!! dis kitteh ubermeen!!!
dis pore kat had benn ‘bused, ai fink. He wuz missing part ob hiz tale. 2 B fare, I donat fink it wuz those peepz hoo abused hymn; they sed they founded hymn wiff a hert paw and took hymn in, butt dey naymed him “Oscar” becauz hii bee such a grouch. Dey sed ‘cuz ob teh paw.
But teh reeson 2 git rid ob hymn wuz juss a liddel fischy, and tehn an allarm sud hab goan off in my hed whin I seed how ‘larmed they were when I sed, “if he knot werk out, I will bring hymn back” Frum whut I noe, this is SOP. Resues generally mayke yoo PROMISE 2 bring teh animal back TO THEM if the ‘doptshun not werk out. Butt win I e-maled them, dey sed, “see, first of all, we are not Walmart”..
gotta go 4 now…brb..
puuur orinj kitteh. no wunner he all meen.
stinker kitteh have no scuse. juss meen.
U has an abatar!!!!
A hart! How fitting!!! ♥
fanksu, kafleen. juss nao figger dat wun owt! tryed b4, butt sumfing goed rong. sekurikitteh prollem fingy wiff pic. i duzzint unnerstans.
Oooo, itteh!!! craigslist issa a good fing, aifinkso. Eye got teh whirld’s keyutest ittehbitteh-ist kittehz frum craig, after eye got rid ob teh Grouch. Brudder is gray and black wiff a bullz-eye on each side, and Sister is orangey and ginger wiff a cinnamin bunn on each syde! I lubbs them sew mush!!!
I wuz onlee gointa git teh won–the orangey–but coodn’t resist and gotted boff. Teh woman I got dem frum called mii a weak L8ter and askt how it wuz going an iff I kneeded to bring won back. ‘venshually my famibly relen, rlent..gave up and let mii keep boff ob tehm! So funn 2 watch dem play!!!!!
Beez glad it juss a cat an not a man.
Dem orange men hard too get rid ub.
Dey hang arown an sing embarrassing songs abowt u too at unforchewnut times.
hm. mah ex boifren not orinj.
butt he were poysin.
i called poleese an dey takes him away. uvverwise he foller meh ever wheres in publik, in cherch, call mah wurk fone. were unner mah van… berry hard rid ob. hiz mommeh call meh lonng time affter dat, telled meh he married. no swet orf mah nose, an mah sympafees 4 her.
gurrrl, that’s why I have four-leggeds!
ffr
Scene wun?!? A vischus cat owns meh.
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Her naim is Noey, but ai call her Satan. Wun tiem wen she wuz bein hawlfwai plehsant, ai bend down to gib her a kiss awn teh tawp ob her hed and she slashed meh. Her pointee end cawt mai upper lip and ripped a half inch gash in it. It didn’t slice awl teh way tu mai mouf, sew she jus hung there awf mai lip until ai pulled her pointee end owt. Teh horsepital super glooed it bawk togeffer and ai’m awlright noa, nawt eben uh scar.
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Butt since den ai nawt git mai fais too close to her. We akshully gud fwends noa, butt respeck each uffers space. Ironically wen ai want to snorgul her, ai get awn teh intertubes. Fur sum riisun, wen ai’m on teh puter, she lubs meh. She plops awn teh keyboard and turns ober fur meh to scritch her belly. Mehbee she noes ai tawk tu teh cheezfrens.
i has reskyew kitteh hu useta gibes meh all pointeh ends. mutch betterer nao. butt she hate mah kittehs. whirrled war free wen dey sees eetch uvvers. berry bad… sew she stay by herseff. butt i try to finds her hoame. she like peeps nao, butt i finkso she nebber likes kittehs.
anti-kitteh prejudis, let her show u it.
Ai fink Satan noa liek kittehs too. She stays in her room bai herself too, and I fink dats teh way she lieks it. Mehbee she neber lurned to sewshulize and dats wut makes her ankshus. Howeber, latelee she haz bean letting teh otter kitteh in her room and nawt conjuring teh hellfyre. Ai always try to be payshunt wit her, coz she getz bedder awl teh tiem, and noa wii get along ok. Iz nawt her fawlt ai fink. Ai jes try to member dat psycho kittehs need lubs too eben iffen dey doan noe it.
Oh yay! Mai red alert security hat finally showed up!
ur cheezland sekurikitteh!! yay!
dats hao i treets scarlet. it taked meh monfs an monfs an monfs (i losted count) to make frenz wiff her so i can toutch her. b4 dat? ooooo! pointeh ends. an iff she no can reetched mah hands, den she gibed em 2 meh inda feets. srsly.
not psycho no moar – cept doan likes kittehs.
mY Hat’z off 2 yoos guiz, ibk and n66! an 2 my sister, 2. My sister gotted a kitteh frum teh reskue in my town (in OK) teh last 2 thymes she Bead here. Some ob teh shelter kats naught so grate, akshually. First cat, Mookie, was a mess, a reel problem-child, butt my sister vetted him free ob awl his phycial problims, and pashuntly loved him and werkt wiff him, and heez a berry nyce cat, a bit knotty at thymes—an she lubbs him berry mush. Prolly took a year to get him “rehabiltated”!
{{{kitkay’s sister}}}
Sparta Kitteh:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qit3ALTelOo
lulz! an sparta kitteh wink. berry kyewt.
duz u has link to lolpic of kitteh hu sayed, “he say diz sparta and kick meh down da well”. sumfing like dat. i like dat lolpic!! rly like dat moobie. i finkso sparta were like dat. warriers. not poli-porlit- (sigh) not liars.
dat doo not wring a bell.
Butt I willz keep a eye owt furr it.
oo, native…srry yoo has sucha bad ‘perience! DON’T WANT!!! Funny ’bout teh ‘puter snorgull thyme….kittehz have 2 dew fings dare way, ore else!
Nawt sew bad akshully. A little scratch here, sum ruined furniture there, and little blud noa and then doan eber maik them bad. Kittehs hold the souls ob the innocents, ai fink. Nawt each wun iz teh same, but teh awr all blameless IMHO. Eberydai dey teach meh sumfing about patience, lub and unnerstanding, and everydai dey gib meh sumfing to fink about. Whether iz be a simple demonstrayshun of hoa to hab phun and nawt care hoa phunee yoo luk or how tu be trulee interested in sumfing fur noe reasun at awl, dey awlays remind meh dat life iz nawt sew serious after awl. Dare way, ore else iz a motto dat we could awl lern frum coz eben wen dey impose dare way, itz usually fur a gud reason. Eben wen deyr vischus, iz jes coz day want eberywun to noa dey hurtin oar skared and want lubs tu make teh fear and pain go away. Dare way iz teh gud way coz teh innocents jes want teh wurld tu be witout fear and pain.
::poetic waxing OFF::
Beeyutifull, NC66. Bery well said.
Veree luuvely thots adn veree troo;
Ai readed sumeware taht creeshures ar awl kynda liek teh Saints,
becuz creeshures kan nawt help beeing wut God iyntendid tehms tuu bee:
Kittehs ar troo tuu tehre natchure becuz taht’s teh waiy tehms were creatid;
)
(Maikes sense tuu me!!!!!
Juss testin mye avatar. Nuttin tu see heer. Moove on tu next commentz.
Tribble! Yew nawt nuttin!
Owl,
How did you get your avatar on Cheeseburger???
dam gud kweshun! ai seriously doan no…sumfin to dew wif Weird Pretzel and luck, ai fink so.
Wayte, now yr lolowl izz gone!!! How u dew dat?? N e wun, plz tu be tellin Mr. Scott!!
yeah…weird…butt ai’m bak
ohai tribble………..sumtimes takes liddel while fr teh abatar tew shows up…. seems like mine took furebber……… nuffin rong here
yew liek dis owlkat abatar, pajamakitty?
I nawt jamamakitty, but I lieks teh nu owlkat. I gib it 2 pawz up!
teh wun aye jus replaeced wif dis abatar?
This is Mr Scott trying to create an avetar, just can’t figure out those Tribbles
Mebe I ken halp u.
OK, will you pleese help Mr Scott???
Have you got a wordpress profile setup?
Whut?
1. You must set up a wordpress profile
2. You upload an avatar into wordpress
3. You insert a weblink from wordpress to your ICHC profile.
4. Your avatar should appear, and your name should turn blue so folks can click to go to profile.
5. At first, you must sign on to your wordpress profile before going to ICHC in order for the avatar to appear.
Thanks,
Mr Scott appreciates the English while he trys to help Tribble.
http://www.wordpress.com
This is a separate website that works in conjunction with ICHC . . .
this is the starting place. Go there and follow the site instructions for setting up a profile.
I believe you should mirror the name you are using in ICHC.
Within that profile setup, you will see a place to upload a picture of your choice, which will become your Avatar. You can upload any photo or clipart you choose, and will be given an opportunity to CROP the photo to show just the part you want in your little postage stamp.
Also, within the profile there is a section labeled contact info. which includes a box labeled “Website”. You can put any website you want to in that box . . . but most of us insert our ICHC profile address, so that when your name is blue and someone clicks on it, they go to your ICHC profile and can read about you and be added to your friend list. Some folks who have their own websites outside of ICHC will direct you to that site or blog.
Type this in the “website” box in your wordpress profile
(http//mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-tribble/)
without the parenthasis
Dun, just tes’ng
Wii tring agin
Stil trin to git that avitar tng
1 mr tim
ZMG!!! Plz tu bee ignorin awl uff deez commentz. Mye huzban, Mr. Scott, izz tryin tu mayke mee an abeetar. Wurd press been eatin awl da commentz so far. Mr. Scott doan no n e lol speak. Hee askeded “Whut duz it sae?” And, “U can unnerstand dat?!”
Madamz, plz tu accept mye deepest tanks fur yr halp!!
Awl mii pleazur
Sure hoeps it werks furr yew
Cawnt wait tew see yer avatar !!1!!
Stil Mr Scott iz tryng to halp teh Tribble wit an avatar
maybeeee
Hokay, eye haz uplowded a new picher, (de udder wun wuz tu dark), loggied onna wurd pretzul, anna r tryein tu mayke anudder commentz. Lettz c whut happenz…
*sigh* sew far owd picher still heer. But dey changeded mye name bak tu Tribble. Dat gud ting.
Whupps! Furgotted tu sighn onna wurd pretzul.
Hokay, eye sighned onna wurd pretzel, anna no abatar, juss qwiltee ting. Eye sew confuzzeled!
nope the 1701 is there.
Ohai Stagehandan. Gud, it showeded upp dis tyme. Dat wun izz tu dark. Eye haz replayzed it wit a new wun. It juss hazzen’t reeched dis part uff da galxcee yet.
Hmm, dis wun awfullee small. Eye may haz tu keep lukin fur a dipherent abatar.
ohai madamz.
i has a stoopeh sum times. wen i signs into weird pretzel, den i uses wp to comes heer?? or i leeves up da wp an open nuvver tab an comes heer??
also, i has byootifull pic of buttrefly, butt it no wurk. sum fing bowt sekurikitteh…
oops. heh=heh. anser mah own kweshuns…
Thx x elebbenty, madamz! Nao Ai haz an abatar 2!
(Habben sum teknickal diffikultiees wiff mai pikchur awn mii profile, but dats awnother izzue.)
U r berry kind 2 halp us.
ohai yall
Oh Hai yall tew !!
hai!
welcom 2 teh partee, we haz dreenks an danses. Com awn in!
take yer shooz off—set a spell…
hai everybady im new here =] wasup?
O hai.
Has u been visitin long?
Welcome tew ICHC. Veri glad ur heer!
hi [[[Kracker]]] hope liek cheezland an if u haz any questions bout cheezland feel free to ask da cheez peeps
o hai {{{{Kracker}}}}}!!1!
hope u enjoy ur tiem at cheezland cauz dier r a lot uf cheezpeepz here 2 help!!1!
I iz new here too. Ebreeybuddy veery, veery nice an funee 2–dey crawks mii up. Hashim kam 2 mai reskew wen Ai splorted awhile bak eben.
O hai teasel2.
Dat r a cyoot kitteh.
Thx, kafleen! Teasal teh kittah iz kyoot, but berry sassy. Seh waz probably tellin mii 2 go away wen Ai took dat piture, wornin mii bout her pointy endz.
Nao Teasel iz mad dat Ai spelled her name rong!
ohai teasel, welkum to snother NWsterner…. ai lib in Auburn Washington, SE of Seattle. an yew may be nooo but yew been lurkin for awhile cuz yew haz yer abatar an yer name links to your profyle………. ai luk forward tew playin in teh litter box wif yew!!! (ai sended yew a friend request to make yew feel at home!)
Thx 4 the niz welkum jamamakitty! Ur mai fur…nawt sekkond frend!!1!!
UR rite, Ai haz been lurkin 4 awhile, tryin 2 lern teh ropes an laffin histearicklee. Ai waz jus Teasel, wiff a pink quilt blok, earlier.
o ya i remeber!!
hopez u haz ur CHRG on cauz dier r a lot uf kyoot kittehz around!!
{{{{{{Teasel2}}}}}
Ohai, Hashim!
Ai do haz the CHRG u gif mii awn, jus 2 b safe. (Dat wuz wen Ai wuz jus Teasel wiff pink quilt square.) Thx fur dat; it has savd mii a kupple o tiemz awlready.
Oh hai kracker!
Iz so glad dat u found us! Hab u bean lurking fur a while, or didz u juss jump rite in?
I fink dat teh Cheez Peeps r teh bestest in teh hold whirled. Nao, u r one ov dem, too!
Welcum, kracker!
{{{{{kracker}}}}}
ohai kracker, jus make yerself at hoam……….. ebbrywun iz berry helpfulls sew iffn yew haz inny quesshuns jus speekup… dont werry if yew duzznt get anser rite away, sumwun be along shortleeeeeee
have fun!!!!
–inside joke alert–
Dats Auburn Washington. Nawt tu be confuzed with Auburn Kalifornee, which iz nawt teh NW and noewear neer Skeattle
::hedpaw::
Oh poop
Dis nawt go here.
Dis opposed to go unner teh cawmint above.
Sheesh
That bwain fart haz seriously damaged mai faculteez.
Ai’m goin’ noa. Woan boffer nobawdee no moar.
ohai, kracker! ohai, teasel2!
glad u iz heer. we duzzint has menny rules (well, dere is da fursteh fing) cept bee nice. wen u makes frenz heer, u has furrebber frenz.
iz sham seekuritee onlee werks wen kat iz awake. 24/7 protektion, ur doin it rong
I am the shore patrol!
Furrrr reel? Which shore?
Shorely, u jest.
hi [[[[[Romeow]]]]]
yesh, eye jess sew, butt pleez stop cauling mii shorely!
tight mouse proof security
u has funnee lols
fanks for favoratin mah lolz {{{{{{kafleen}}}}}}}
wat iz da kitteh hiding behind all da security?
maybe a cheezburger vault??
we’ll neva know…
i speckt kitteh hidin nip… luk dem crazeh in da eyeses kitteh have.
nip madness!
Kitteh iz uh mule? Say it izn’t sew.
iz cat nip a kitteh standurd drug???
Dont wurree kitteh…Ai wont mess with u or yoar hoomans car. Ai r ascared of u.
/me seez mai nu wallpaperz. muahahahahaha!
Wel, tihs jes mite bees an attakk kitteh;
Teh luuk awn hims fayce ar skaieeryer tahn teh tigure’s fayce, peepyng at yuu thru teh bars inna zoo-caige!!!!
Tihs kitteh’s fayce sez: NOE FUULYNG AROUN!!!!!!
(OK, kitteh, weez heer yuu; weez wil bak aowf adn gibb yuu lawtsa ruum;
yuu jes goes ahed adn duz yuur wautch-goggie fing; mebbee iyt bees yuur jaub!!!)
Haow wuz werk, Dawn Key?
can I put dat as my backround on my computer?
tee hee iams.. the kitteh fud