I AM The Security System
I AM The Security System
well diz IZ mai security sistem.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: loranlovesdoxies
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
U goin in her, Ober mi cowld ded bodi
Sew jus go ahead en Maek Mi Day
An aih gotz nine livez, en am prepared tew use az mani az necezzry
unless ob corse, yew has cheezburger fer mii !!1!!!
Cheezburgers, az rekwested:
NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
conga rat shoe lace amations on ur nawt sekkond, nawt furred, nawt forf, nawt fiff and nawt sicks!
wellll sort uv anywayz. dreenk? dans?
Iffen madamz izn’t claiming her drinkses and danses, I’ll takes teh drinkses. Shhhhhhhhhhhluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp! Deez martoonies are grate!
Yeh . . . aih thot aih wuz awl alone en a MT whirld furr a liddle whyle
which CATalogue can we findz this system?
Prolly ez speshal order itemz
Page elebenty, bout haff way down.
Dere’s eben a nien-lieftiem gare-on-tee claws!
nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dun tase meh, bro!
yoo noe tase sew good—pleh!
Kitteh on teh hood, frum teh hood.
hims tyin tew bi liek teh Jaguar Hood Ornamentz
Teh angle tis kitteh wuz pichtured at maeks hom look hugerous! lol iz luv teh capsun hehe, beeeg tuff kitteh! *rawr*
Kitteh says “U shud b feeline bery insecure rite nao, punk.”
Eeps! Ai doznt wants 2 cross taht kitteh! I’z skeerd!
Den play nawts insted.Kitteh can play crosses.
Oh-kay. Hao abowt cardz? Ai likez 2 play teh war oar teh speed.
Card games aer guud. Bet security kitteh wuud beat me at Racing Demons, tho. If I wanted tu liv, dat is.
Car noize goin’: Weeeuw-wweeeeuw-weeeeuw.
Nawt Meeeeow-mmeeeeow-meeeeow?
Wudn’t it be Mreeee-Mrowwwww-Mreeee-Mrowwwwwww?
Aih gowna haff a street parti to sillibr8t mi nawt sekund. Gonna tap ah ice cowld keg a beer ober heer iff ennybodi wud liek tew joyn mi en a refreshmint
Itz a majik keg . . . it can serv every kinda beer enybodi mite wantz.
Amstel
Becks
Coors
D…
Draft Miller
E….
Falstaff
golden beer in frosty mug
Hamms (from the land of sky blue waters)
I….
Ingerlish beer
Just enuff beer
Keg after keg of bier
Sins this branch seems to be idle, I’ll finish it…
.
Leeds Midnight Bell
Millstone Grain Storm
Nutbrook Squirrel
Ossett Ace Of Spades
Pictish Northern Dawn
Quercus Stormbrew
Robinsons Hatters
Saffron Pigs Ear
Tydd Steam Swedish Blonde
Ufford Friday the 13th Murderous Mild
Vickerys Dry Cider
Weatheroak Keystone Hops
Xinjiang Black Beer
Youngs Brown Ale
Zierholz Amber Ale
Dogfish Head Craft Brewery
Ever kind iffen itz cowld enuf on reelly hawt dayz liek diz one
Firestone Walker Brewery
Guinness
Harp
I . . . dis is nawt EZ !!
Jungling
Kokanee
Labatts….
Irish beer
Jamaica Red Stripe
Kilkeney cream ale
Lager, lovely on a summer’s day
Magic Hat Number Nine
Newcastle Brown
Olympia
Pabst Blue Ribbon
Q-Beer Red…
Red Killian’s Irish
Sapporo
Tsing Tao
U…
Urquell
Yuengling
Zounds! Iz done drinked enuff
ye lef out XXXX for our aussie-kittehs
ai have xxxx’s and oooo’s for kittehs of all nashuns, creeds, and colurz. mai hed splodes for dem wether dey kyoot or tuff, itty bitty or economee-size, noo or old. Or dat not wut yoo meen?
Yikes! Musta been off divesting excess beer wen teh w & x rolled by.
divesting excess beer…………bwahahahaha…….classic
Rolling Rock
Strohs
Tuborg
U
Unibroue La Fin Du Monde, “End of the World?” Srsly?
V
Srsly. It’s good beer.
Aih will defer tew ur judgmentz, cuz aih nawt tried it.
Fownd teh naim on google
Valley Forge Nut Brown Ale
Wolfs Dunkel
Xbeeriment Saixon (seriously, that iz teh nayme!)
Yorkshire Dales Buckden Pike
Zannekin Bière de Noël
Red Dog
Shiner Bock
T…
McEwen’s
Manny’s
Urquel (agree)
Conga Ratz madamz. Here’s uh new tap wit hand carved mahawgonee cheezburger handle fur yor keg.
::Putz Dancin in teh Steetz awn the boombox.::
Ooooooooh nativeca66 . . . datz jus Puurrrrrrfect !!!
Crank doz tunes up reeeeel lowd
♫ CALLIN’ OWT ‘ROUND TEH WURLD!
AWR YOO REDDY FUR UH BWAND NEW BEET?
SUMMERZ HERE AND TEH TIME IZ WIGHT
FUR DANCIN’ IN TEH STREETS. ♫
*Crowd startz gavering, az evning fawls an cool nite air blowz thru*
uz a gud dancer, nativeca66.
You putz dese guise to shame:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y-x2fWKbmo
::runs inside and returns with ’80s style parachute pants::
Watch this!
::shuffle shuffle - wiggle wiggle - JUMP JUMP::
::clap - spin - kick - snap::
Oh Yeh !!!!
Noa datz wut Aim tawkin bout !!!!1!!!
Deez guys dans pretty guud tu.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lr5bXwglcSE
OK noa dat is hystericalz !!!1!!
ROFLMAO !!!
Remynds me uf owld-tymee cartune wif sum swanz I beleef. Brayne nawt toatalee funkshunal, bee-in caturday an awl.