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kafleenthedonkey on YOU GOT ME RIBBONS!! kafleenthedonkey on YOU GOT ME RIBBONS!! Lungdoc on I iz in ur space-time continuu… Kiya on Dis iz as far owt of bed caramelchef81 on I iz in ur space-time continuu… Lungdoc on I iz in ur space-time continuu… HistoryMaker on I iz in ur space-time continuu… caramelchef81 on YOU GOT ME RIBBONS!! Grantski on YOU GOT ME RIBBONS!! caramelchef81 on I iz in ur space-time continuu… Lungdoc on I iz in ur space-time continuu… caramelchef81 on I iz in ur space-time continuu… PootyTat on I iz in ur space-time continuu… PootyTat on I iz in ur space-time continuu… mamarosa on I iz in ur space-time continuu…
Aer u shore it’s urz?
Happy nawtseckond. Tiem for mimosas naw?
Thx mb, Ai had 2 luk up in goooogul 2 see wat mimosas had inem. Dey sownd berry tastee an nootrishus!
um….vitamin C, yeash dat de ticket.
morning, shd
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1575614
Boy-kitteh needz to tayk a caternity test!
she said dat in Purrpose
I can has litter?
Ware iz ebbrywun? Ai had a lownlee!
oh hai annipuss! dun iz yoo lownlee meh iz hear meaowing too yoo!
o hai {{{{annipuss}}}}
pwease dont haz da lonely we all iz here!!1!
I is heer. it mai last day of wurkin for a very long time. whole next munth i has leaf uv abstinance, wheeeee
Ceilin Cat blesseded yoo with manee hippi daiz cauz iz Caturdai!!!1!
WooooHoooooo!!!!
Now dat gibs MEH a happeh!
I will duz a littul dants furr u!!!
*putts on tappeh shoos*
O Hai, Kafleen; haow yuu bees duuiyng?? Ai fink yuur boi wented iyntuu the Air Force tihs passed weak….hoep yuu ar fyne adn well!!
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Fank u. ♥
No noos is good noos.
Butt dey sed he wud call wiffin 72 hours wiff his contact info, an hee did not.
Dis doo not surprize, tho. Dis r canz bee spected frum him.
{{{{{kafleen}}}}} i know, tehy goez away an yoo iz waytin to heer frum yor bebbeh, an tehy iz goin yay i’m all growed up now, dont hafta tell my momma wher i am an wut i’m doin all teh time. iz hard to let go but him iz big enuff to luk aftur himself.
plus, if him wuznt wher him wuz sposed to be, i’m shur teh airforce wuld let yoo kno.
Oh, hunneh, doan u wurreh.
I r verreh reeleebed him r gone.
I lubs him, butt I r not a clingee mommeh.
I has not been teh best
mommeh. Dat’s teh name ub dat tune.
Dere wuz a recording today.
It sed HELLO DO NOT PICK UP GET A PEN AND WRITE THIS INFORMATION
My mom picked up.
Consequently, we got nuffin.
Oh, well. We have a number to call if we want the info. He’ll write
eventually anyway. It’s just a pet peeve of mine when protocol is
not followed.
Yesh. It r a purrsunnull problum.
purrsunnull? Dawn keys purr?
banana peels and watermelon rinds can have that effect on a donkey.
Wal, hed skritches doo, at leest.
an parfaits. an waffulls.
Yesh.
{{{kafleen}}} He will fur shur get in tuch. He thinksz it haz bin dun. Ai wunz dint rite to mai parentz fur foar MUNTHS! Children can bee thotless – but it duzzn’t meen they dont lub yoo!
Ai hoep yoo ar nawt sad. *chucks dawn key undr teh chin an
-SMAK- kisses liddle dawn key nosie*
No. I is NAWT sad. He r ben berreh nawteh an wurrisum
chiuld. Moas gib meh an ulcur wiff him duplicituss sneekurry
and nawtehnuss and liurness.
I r needin dis brake.
Ai dunno wai tehms duz tihs wen tehms furst leeves hoem; butt tehy duu!!
Ai merembrs win Ai leftid hoam, did teh saim ting—mini, mini yeerzago. Sum thins nebber chainj.
feenish alraedi?
oooh, daddy kitteh haz fears… butt, he will lurve dem bebe kittehs wen deys filled wif kyootsness and chewin on hiz earz.
a poe-utt!
Boi kitteh lookz more shocked then excited. Himz is thinkin’ “but she tolded me she was spayed. srsly”.
AAHHH RUN AWAI!!!
adn changez name, territory, and frends so nowbadi can finds him!
He shore haz dat “OMG Ai’z owt uv heer” luk
Boy kitteh thot he was nootered but signeded up for tutoring insted. Vary bad mistake!
U fink hims wudda learned sumpfing.
sum ub us r slo lernurs.
*snurt*
conga cat shoe lay shuns, annipuss! ai already dids a liddel dansee for u, but maybe you wants to pick a good dans and drinkee 4 catterday?
Boi kitteh isnt shure he wants to be daddy yets. but will lurves em an doos annythin 4 tehm, just laik hooman daddy kittehs.
Oh, tahts gra.. whuuuuuuuut? I hafsta go nao.. mah.. uh.. yah.. i haz to get teh papur.. bai!
jus wate! in ten years dey be awl ‘why’? ‘how come?’ ‘play wid me. i tired of watin’ and such. oy. gallegher was rite: God makes kids kyooot so’s ya don’ kill ‘em. My kids are ADORABLE!!!!!
I lub Gallugurr.
Mai Phurst Son, it remindz me of hz consepshun~
U, um….wait, wutt?
In onlee few muns she be laik dis wun.
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1577225
Wurdpretzel ate mai comment. So sry if ai say dis moar dan wunz.
Ai sed that in cuppl uv munz she wud be laik dis:
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1577225
Grandkids – how God rewards you for not killing your children.
Good one.
Boi kitteh finks to himseff…Dis iz nawt teh nawt-second tiem I’ve heard dis.
Boy kitteh says…”Oh Fluffy, I cuddn’t b happier.
adn den runs awayz! changez territory, name, frendz!
What the hell is nawtseckond???
iz, umm, hard to say it, iz very rood wurd, iz, ummm, f ——
*gulp* *whispurrs* (is “furst”)
*runz to wash mouf owt wif sope*
oops, not meend to winkie, parenthesises duz weerd fings on the intertoobs sumtimes
uh oh!
Pleez tell me dat’s ur tail by my buttz…
Oh oh, I juss membered, hims iz a Manx.
Haow ai faboritate a picshure wifout knoeing hoose profile plaec it cum frum…liek dis wun, pls?
kthxbai
OOBARK
oh…’moaning, miss kafleen teh dawn key
juss doan fill in teh into, ifinkso.
or doan log in furst, i fink
huh?
When u make a lol, do you type in your name? Well, if you want it to be
anonymous, just don’t type it in. It does say “Optional” next to the name
box.
If you are already logged into ICHC, then to be anonymous I am guessing
you would need to log out.
Ai doan maek lolz. Ai nawt punny oar talonted enuff fore dat.
O Noes!!! Ai doan beleeve yuu!!!
Yuu ar funnee adn talinted enuff tuu maike lols: Jes duu iyt!!!!!!!
its time to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, lurkurs an trolz hoo haz tehms burfdays today! bemember, alwyz luk for teh birfday fairy on the nawt-second lol ob teh day to get yor burfday greetings, an let us kno if its yor burfday! eben if yoo nebber posted befor an yoo is shy!! srsly!!
!! an now heer iz teh burday fairy’s homaed caek an party hats an fettiz for ebreewun!
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I admits I laffed out lowd at teh eckspresshun on teh boi-kitteh’s fayse. Dis NOT de way he wanted to greet teh morning!
Gurl kitteh’s ai’s look glazed-ober…post-org…ummm…yoo knoe whut ai means, ai fink so. *grin*
O HAI Duffy!!!
Condum musta broked.
vampyr kitteh suddunlee reuhlyzes he furgawt to cloze da blyndz
Boy kitteh finkin “Akkk I furgots ta use purrotekshun!!”
hmm, Im the only person who receognizes the hellboy refference.