Comments on: Ugly couch

By: Mittenz

Mittenz — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 15:04:34 +0000

teh couch

haz seen bettah daiis.

By: tupwee

tupwee — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 17:45:37 +0000

I totally agree!!!!!!!!!

By: amy

amy — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 17:06:51 +0000

lolz this ones sooo cute

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 15:08:29 +0000

JCH4K!

::::::::flies ober an purrches in yore lap::::::::::

By: owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh

owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 15:06:05 +0000

awwww {{{{{{{{{{{{dawn kee}}}}}}}}}}}}}} Iz awlrite. Bootsie be sleeping inna lawn-dree baskit oar playing inna field somewhere in hims/hers neckx lief.

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 14:57:19 +0000

let loose the tree-dwelling troll goats!!

By: kafleen

kafleen — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 14:48:54 +0000

I has job furr u.

*takes Qasim by showldurrs an points out a meen troll*

Gittem.

By: D.R.

D.R. — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 13:17:48 +0000

Vampire kitteh feedz on hiz prey!

By: mugglemary

mugglemary — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 12:32:24 +0000

tehn kitteh haz to joyn tuxie kitteh frum a while bak:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/06/09/funny-pictures-stoopid-hoomans-couch-looks-better-on-fire/#comments

By: codstar

codstar — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 12:06:57 +0000

lol so funny i lovz it

By: mugglemary

mugglemary — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 10:53:13 +0000

ai tinks ai am wun uv teh few merikans who truly preciates mr. izzard!
ai tole somewuns teh other dai id be more tahn willing tew marree a male transvestite!

By: kafleen

kafleen — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 05:36:23 +0000

By: Qasim

Qasim — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 05:30:01 +0000

destroy all ugliness in teh world! only dah cute must live

By: kafleen

kafleen — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 04:53:33 +0000

By: kafleen

kafleen — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 04:53:00 +0000

Oh, Janet.

Teh stuffs u noe meks mah hed spin.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 04:18:50 +0000

It’s bin a verree long taim since we had a gratuitously uglee couch!

Hooray!!!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 04:16:25 +0000

Ai luv this song!!

* Tom Lehrer’s comedic song Alma recounts the three husbands of Alma Werfel, including Gropius. Lehrer mentions Alma’s marriage to Gropius following the death of her first husband, Gustav Mahler, singing,

While married to Gus she met Gropius
And soon she was swinging with Walter
Gus died and her teardrops were copious
She cried all the way to the alter
But he would work late at the Bauhaus
And only came home now and then
She said “what am I running, a chow house?”
It’s time to change partners again.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 04:13:20 +0000

Bauhaus – Gropius, yes???

By: Hashim

Hashim — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 04:01:10 +0000

da madness must stop! da couch must die!

By: kafleen

kafleen — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 03:56:12 +0000

Dat look like mah ol bebbeh, Bootsie.

{{{{{Bootsie}}}}}

Warrebbur u r.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 03:55:14 +0000

Doan yall noe ahm gunna say it?

I like dat cowtch.

Akshly, I like teh floor too.

Butt not teh two ub dem toogeddur. Pleh, pleh. Floofy carputt pliz.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 03:07:02 +0000

*snurt*

I’ll hep u bai hoofin it, kitteh.

We’ll nock teh stuffin outta it.

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 00:48:56 +0000

ohai smammie, teh camel wuz onna voting page………. ai am teh (wif awl dew respekt) queen of “recapion”

we had teh nice campfyre…….. wuz wundrin wair yew were!!!

By: booklion

booklion — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 00:10:48 +0000

iz cleerly teh helf drink. Whut iz teh name ov teh jinjer whine? I wunnez if I can find it here. Good for yur Mum!
There iz a ginger vodka nao, & I lykes it. There uzed to be a ginger and genseng liqueur frum China called Canton, & it wuz delly-cat and wunderful. I haz heard it iz being remade, but teh new bershun haz a slightly different recipe.

By: moe

moe — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 00:09:36 +0000

it eeben klashes wif itseff!

By: tugadabugooo

tugadabugooo — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 00:04:58 +0000

haha lolz! that funny!!!!!!!!!i add favorits!

By: Opheliacat

Opheliacat — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 23:32:25 +0000

Oh. Oops. Sowwy. Iz leegal profeshunal.

By: Opheliacat

Opheliacat — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 23:11:14 +0000

Wut iz caretroll?

By: annipuss

annipuss — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 23:07:50 +0000

Ai iz retired laydee uv leshoor, soe cud meet u iffn u doant mined owld wimmin!

By: annipuss

annipuss — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 23:06:18 +0000

Temp naow (jus after midnite) iz abowt 60F – it’z raver cool fur dis tiem uv yeer. We doan’t ofen get up to 100F. Teh Whisky mac iz a winter drink reelee, but mai mumcat had it ebbry nite an she libbed 2 be 90!

By: Jimmba

Jimmba — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 23:02:08 +0000

ai is suntimes in lunnun fur work, sew wee shall see!

By: booklion

booklion — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 22:59:23 +0000

@@@@@!

By: booklion

booklion — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 22:57:15 +0000

Not teh jinjer whine by itseff…I means teh whiskey mac yu menshuned….

By: booklion

booklion — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 22:56:29 +0000

Ooooooh, annipuss, it souns tasteeeeee for a cold winter’s night…
medicinal to add to tea when yu haz a nasty cold…
But mebbe too warmeing for teh hotter than he… Imeanz, hotter than Texas wevver we r habbing nwo. Or iz it cooler in TTI?

By: catlover777

catlover777 — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 22:47:09 +0000

lol, couch is goin down!!!

By: annipuss

annipuss — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 22:46:50 +0000

Dat’s a long wai 2 cum fur a meel!

By: Jimmba

Jimmba — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 22:42:13 +0000

ai’z up inna burminum ai’s afraid, else ai wud drop by n say hiyarwoo!

By: Jimmba

Jimmba — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 22:15:47 +0000

[/lolspeak]note, this is not some form of feline based slave labour, it is acknowledgeing one of the greatest comedians of our time, if not ever, in what I presume to be a cute manner which would adhere to said comedians tastes{lolspeak] so stik dat caretroll! *blows rasbewwie”

By: Jimmba

Jimmba — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 22:08:55 +0000

he can haz elebenty millyun skwillyun cheezburgers presented on lil velvet pillows by teh kyootest kittehs we can find!

By: annipuss

annipuss — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 21:56:00 +0000

Ware bowt in TTI aer u? Ai iz in SE Lunnon. If u iz neer enuff, Ai lub 2 meet u.

By: Opheliacat

Opheliacat — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 21:54:41 +0000

OMGz! Familee nao haz eleben haf-feral kittehnz we jus gotz nooterd (feenish yeshterdai), adn tehy lubs to leep adn clim on teh cowch. Iz cyute! Howeva, mai gwandpawents don lyk it cuz it hurtz teh cowch. Oh wellz.

By: annipuss

annipuss — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 21:54:24 +0000

It’s a bit icky 2 drink – berry sweet. Bowt 14.5% alkyhul. Moast peepl mix it wiv skotch wisky fur whisky mac. Ai jus has bowt a teaspunful awn mai melun.

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 21:50:59 +0000

except for the oranj wunz, wii save dose for de trolls

By: Opheliacat

Opheliacat — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 21:49:28 +0000

U stiks wif teh mice nao?

By: Opheliacat

Opheliacat — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 21:45:59 +0000

Hale too teh Izzard! He can haz cheezburgers!

By: Opheliacat

Opheliacat — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 21:43:18 +0000

Yesh. Iz deelishus wif choklit! Ai wantz a choklit-covert sofa!

By: Teasel

Teasel — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 21:41:34 +0000

Ugly cowch, it haz a flavr

By: Jimmba

Jimmba — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 21:40:06 +0000

i can imajin, but teh bus is scawee sumtimes, teh drivers are a bit maad

By: gmawairzgreneshuz

gmawairzgreneshuz — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 21:34:01 +0000

Pritty sune gunna smel pleh.

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 21:33:09 +0000

I can think of an improvement, it has two parts: one, gallon of kerosene; two, match.