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Ai’ll biteit an claw it 2 deff.
…and kill it wif kyuute!
The attack has already started… Sofa so good!
Yesh. Iz deelishus wif choklit! Ai wantz a choklit-covert sofa!
Two Kitteh’s and A Truck — Fail
okedai anni, de sun is well over the yardarm dere, watcher want for drinkies fur de nawt-sekundo (jus feelin italian at the moment)
It’z tiem fur ebenin meel naow brb!
who dis italian u r feelin? hmmmmm?
meself, most likely. Had a actress who swore I was part Italian (she would know I suppose). Turns out, she mebbe right, part of the family may of immigrated from northern Italy.
duz yew own a moped an ryde rowun wif no helmet sayin “ciaoo”?
EDDIE!!!!
Hale too teh Izzard! He can haz cheezburgers!
he can haz elebenty millyun skwillyun cheezburgers presented on lil velvet pillows by teh kyootest kittehs we can find!
[/lolspeak]note, this is not some form of feline based slave labour, it is acknowledgeing one of the greatest comedians of our time, if not ever, in what I presume to be a cute manner which would adhere to said comedians tastes{lolspeak] so stik dat caretroll! *blows rasbewwie”
Wut iz caretroll?
Oh. Oops. Sowwy. Iz leegal profeshunal.
ITTEH BITTEH SOFA BITEY!
and no, izza full-size and I need full-face helmet (contacts, ya know?), I don’t think a moped could handle my commute. 45 miles through some pretty iffy traffic. besides, I really like mai bronze dragon.
aaah, fair point! aye has no moped … ai can’t eben drive. ai has tew tek teh icky busses ebreewere =(
be glad yew hab the busses to use, I feel like a tuna is shark country for the ride into work some days.
i can imajin, but teh bus is scawee sumtimes, teh drivers are a bit maad
ai tinks ai am wun uv teh few merikans who truly preciates mr. izzard!
ai tole somewuns teh other dai id be more tahn willing tew marree a male transvestite!
conk rat ulationz, Annipuss! wood yu like sum ice cawfeez? oar duz you haz otter dwink/danz rekwest?
Fanks, sweetpea, u waz pretty kwikk wiv ur commint awn mai commint! Ai haz 2 go an cukk mai ebenin meel naow. brb.
oooooo. so…wotz fr dindin?
*luks hoapful*
Ai haz hunnidue melun wiv a splash uv jijer whine, smoked haddikk wiv a poched eggy on it an bernbutter and sum mandrin orinjis in joos.
sounds liek it a powerful jinjer wine to mee, mite need to sampul and see if safe
*serious face*
It’s a bit icky 2 drink – berry sweet. Bowt 14.5% alkyhul. Moast peepl mix it wiv skotch wisky fur whisky mac. Ai jus has bowt a teaspunful awn mai melun.
Ooooooh, annipuss, it souns tasteeeeee for a cold winter’s night…
medicinal to add to tea when yu haz a nasty cold…
But mebbe too warmeing for teh hotter than he… Imeanz, hotter than Texas wevver we r habbing nwo. Or iz it cooler in TTI?
Not teh jinjer whine by itseff…I means teh whiskey mac yu menshuned….
Temp naow (jus after midnite) iz abowt 60F – it’z raver cool fur dis tiem uv yeer. We doan’t ofen get up to 100F. Teh Whisky mac iz a winter drink reelee, but mai mumcat had it ebbry nite an she libbed 2 be 90!
iz cleerly teh helf drink. Whut iz teh name ov teh jinjer whine? I wunnez if I can find it here. Good for yur Mum!
There iz a ginger vodka nao, & I lykes it. There uzed to be a ginger and genseng liqueur frum China called Canton, & it wuz delly-cat and wunderful. I haz heard it iz being remade, but teh new bershun haz a slightly different recipe.
annipuss *lewks sheepish* wud yew care tew share sum ob dat delektubuhl sowndin meel wif yer frenly TTI neybor Jimmba? *rubs foot inna durt*
Ware bowt in TTI aer u? Ai iz in SE Lunnon. If u iz neer enuff, Ai lub 2 meet u.
ai’z up inna burminum ai’s afraid, else ai wud drop by n say hiyarwoo!
Dat’s a long wai 2 cum fur a meel!
ai is suntimes in lunnun fur work, sew wee shall see!
Ai iz retired laydee uv leshoor, soe cud meet u iffn u doant mined owld wimmin!
@ stend: that’s GRATUITIOUS, moron
wait – is that the PURPLE EYE OF SAURON I see behind the couch ???
http://www.lileks.com/institute/interiors/71book/7.html
this couch would go nicely with a print of Vin Diesel fellating a soda bottle
http://www.lileks.com/institute/interiors/71book/5.html
AHHH! MY EYES!! MY EEEYYEES!!!!
excuse me, gotta go start at the sun for a bit.
just remember: If it’s moving, offer it a bong hit. If it’s not, paint it.
mebbe, but that one looks like it failed the acid-test
Acid mite improob it
It’s bin a verree long taim since we had a gratuitously uglee couch!
Hooray!!!
What has been seen cannot be unseen. Plz to pass the mind bleech kthnxbai.
Iz enuf rume in ugly bafrume fur ugly cowch? Put awl da ugliez in wun plais nd shut da dor.
I can think of an improvement, it has two parts: one, gallon of kerosene; two, match.
tehn kitteh haz to joyn tuxie kitteh frum a while bak:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/06/09/funny-pictures-stoopid-hoomans-couch-looks-better-on-fire/#comments
ohai stend!
i new i wud find u heer—or rather that teh sofa wud find u!
dis couch i nommable
I wunder if teh couch haz a flavur…
*snurt*
I’ll hep u bai hoofin it, kitteh.
We’ll nock teh stuffin outta it.
Noooes! They be takin mai couch!
ninja kitteh ascends wif built-in pitons.
.
comin to get your gushifuds.
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1575614
*faints dead-away*
*fans stage hand dan with hand fan…gets confoosed*
it starts with Princess Mu early on Dude taht spider was huge.
yew had tew be at teh campfyre!!
btw, yew are just too good at this sorta ting.
*bows to the awsumness of de jamamakitty*
awwwwwwwwww fanks
iz onleee mai conterbushun tew kittysociety
Jamama!!
Aye log ahn, C yoar liddle blak kitteh… adn nekt Aye noaz, Aim fallin orf mah chare laffin. Aye red teh kampfyr thred urlii dis mawning… wuz berri gud. House yu fynd dat kamel? Teh esspreshun iz purrfekt.
*twitch-twitch*
Dan, taht camlol luuks liek hims stil haz a peece ov taht cawfee-kup lidd iyn hims mouf;
Hmmmmm, Ai fink hims stil bees luukeiyng foar yuu!!!!!
ohai smammie, teh camel wuz onna voting page………. ai am teh (wif awl dew respekt) queen of “recapion”
we had teh nice campfyre…….. wuz wundrin wair yew were!!!
Win!
@@@@@!
Dis clashes wiff mah coloring
Ai dunno haow peepl can lib wiv fings liek dis!
Dis clashes wit EVERYTHING . Arrrrggggghhhhhh
it eeben klashes wif itseff!
ugly? check. sofa? check. ironic? hmmmmm…
Floor not so grate eethur.
if only she cud tear apart teh floor too…
Klingon Kitteh – yer doin it literully.
Ur honor, hev simpathee for teh sofa
It did nawt chooz itz own fabreek!
If it pleaz ur honor, sentance it too lief unter slipcovrs
you iz rite, but hear we has to do wif teh scratch-maniac kitteh!!!1!
*sigh*
Manic kitteh was probly political appointeeends to teh joodici . . . adjudica . . . new where teh bodees wuz berried 2 get job as judge/juree/egg sit cute shone ear.
NOM NOM NOM NOM
Ugly cowch, it haz a flavr
kitteh is frum Bowwows school.
Win!
kitteh is frum Bowwows skool.
ooops
??????
Bow house?
Swedish kitteh?
ummm………………….. German
Bauhaus – Gropius, yes???
Ai luv this song!!
* Tom Lehrer’s comedic song Alma recounts the three husbands of Alma Werfel, including Gropius. Lehrer mentions Alma’s marriage to Gropius following the death of her first husband, Gustav Mahler, singing,
While married to Gus she met Gropius
And soon she was swinging with Walter
Gus died and her teardrops were copious
She cried all the way to the alter
But he would work late at the Bauhaus
And only came home now and then
She said “what am I running, a chow house?”
It’s time to change partners again.
Oh, Janet.
Teh stuffs u noe meks mah hed spin.
JCH4K!
::::::::flies ober an purrches in yore lap::::::::::
That’s the last time I get a catnip-flavored couch…
U stiks wif teh mice nao?
except for the oranj wunz, wii save dose for de trolls
Kitteh rlly luuves tihs cowch; her kan scritch iyt awl she wunts adn noebuddeey wuud noetiss enny hoales;
yuu kan draupp pizza onnit, oar gushyfuud, oar gravee, oar a stake sammich, oar a hawt daugg, oar chokalit caike, oar enny flaivure ov iyce screem, etc, etc, adn noeboddee wud ebber sea enny staiynes;
jes blendez rite iyn, liek a mudd-kullured rugg wif muddee fuutprintses!!!!!
Yum
Pritty sune gunna smel pleh.
Beeg Lawwwwng Chayr canz beez
purrfekkt 4 clymeeng, butz hurtz
Liddill kitteh’z iiez
Cawnkurreeng t3h Beeg
Lawwwwng Chayr willz beez hewjj campayn
4 Liddill Kitteh
Liddill Kitteh canz
fyte 4 owwrz andz Beeh Lawwwwng Chayr
still brsstest 4 Napz!
Jack.
OMGz! Familee nao haz eleben haf-feral kittehnz we jus gotz nooterd (feenish yeshterdai), adn tehy lubs to leep adn clim on teh cowch. Iz cyute! Howeva, mai gwandpawents don lyk it cuz it hurtz teh cowch. Oh wellz.
lol, couch is goin down!!!
haha lolz! that funny!!!!!!!!!i add favorits!
Doan yall noe ahm gunna say it?
I like dat cowtch.
Akshly, I like teh floor too.
Butt not teh two ub dem toogeddur. Pleh, pleh. Floofy carputt pliz.
Dat look like mah ol bebbeh, Bootsie.
{{{{{Bootsie}}}}}
Warrebbur u r.
awwww {{{{{{{{{{{{dawn kee}}}}}}}}}}}}}} Iz awlrite. Bootsie be sleeping inna lawn-dree baskit oar playing inna field somewhere in hims/hers neckx lief.
da madness must stop! da couch must die!
destroy all ugliness in teh world! only dah cute must live
I has job furr u.
*takes Qasim by showldurrs an points out a meen troll*
Gittem.
let loose the tree-dwelling troll goats!!
lol so funny i lovz it
Vampire kitteh feedz on hiz prey!
lolz this ones sooo cute
I totally agree!!!!!!!!!
teh couch
haz seen bettah daiis.
hahahaha,
that cat is BAD, BAD cat.
DIE,COUCH!!!DIE!!!*attacks te couch*
Kill the couch kill it kill kill kill
Haha. LOL.
Umm….Floor is weird
jus 2 danciti .test .. . .. .. . . .. . . … . .. . .RD is okai .. . .. . ・’ ♪
the end is nyh for the sofa…