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Ai’ll biteit an claw it 2 deff.
…and kill it wif kyuute!
The attack has already started… Sofa so good!
Yesh. Iz deelishus wif choklit! Ai wantz a choklit-covert sofa!
Two Kitteh’s and A Truck — Fail
okedai anni, de sun is well over the yardarm dere, watcher want for drinkies fur de nawt-sekundo (jus feelin italian at the moment)
It’z tiem fur ebenin meel naow brb!
who dis italian u r feelin? hmmmmm?
meself, most likely. Had a actress who swore I was part Italian (she would know I suppose). Turns out, she mebbe right, part of the family may of immigrated from northern Italy.
duz yew own a moped an ryde rowun wif no helmet sayin “ciaoo”?
EDDIE!!!!
Hale too teh Izzard! He can haz cheezburgers!
he can haz elebenty millyun skwillyun cheezburgers presented on lil velvet pillows by teh kyootest kittehs we can find!
[/lolspeak]note, this is not some form of feline based slave labour, it is acknowledgeing one of the greatest comedians of our time, if not ever, in what I presume to be a cute manner which would adhere to said comedians tastes{lolspeak] so stik dat caretroll! *blows rasbewwie”
Wut iz caretroll?
Oh. Oops. Sowwy. Iz leegal profeshunal.
and no, izza full-size and I need full-face helmet (contacts, ya know?), I don’t think a moped could handle my commute. 45 miles through some pretty iffy traffic. besides, I really like mai bronze dragon.
aaah, fair point! aye has no moped … ai can’t eben drive. ai has tew tek teh icky busses ebreewere =(
be glad yew hab the busses to use, I feel like a tuna is shark country for the ride into work some days.
i can imajin, but teh bus is scawee sumtimes, teh drivers are a bit maad
ai tinks ai am wun uv teh few merikans who truly preciates mr. izzard!
ai tole somewuns teh other dai id be more tahn willing tew marree a male transvestite!
conk rat ulationz, Annipuss! wood yu like sum ice cawfeez? oar duz you haz otter dwink/danz rekwest?
Fanks, sweetpea, u waz pretty kwikk wiv ur commint awn mai commint! Ai haz 2 go an cukk mai ebenin meel naow. brb.
oooooo. so…wotz fr dindin?
*luks hoapful*
Ai haz hunnidue melun wiv a splash uv jijer whine, smoked haddikk wiv a poched eggy on it an bernbutter and sum mandrin orinjis in joos.
sounds liek it a powerful jinjer wine to mee, mite need to sampul and see if safe
*serious face*
It’s a bit icky 2 drink - berry sweet. Bowt 14.5% alkyhul. Moast peepl mix it wiv skotch wisky fur whisky mac. Ai jus has bowt a teaspunful awn mai melun.
Ooooooh, annipuss, it souns tasteeeeee for a cold winter’s night…
medicinal to add to tea when yu haz a nasty cold…
But mebbe too warmeing for teh hotter than he… Imeanz, hotter than Texas wevver we r habbing nwo. Or iz it cooler in TTI?
Not teh jinjer whine by itseff…I means teh whiskey mac yu menshuned….
Temp naow (jus after midnite) iz abowt 60F - it’z raver cool fur dis tiem uv yeer. We doan’t ofen get up to 100F. Teh Whisky mac iz a winter drink reelee, but mai mumcat had it ebbry nite an she libbed 2 be 90!
iz cleerly teh helf drink. Whut iz teh name ov teh jinjer whine? I wunnez if I can find it here. Good for yur Mum!
There iz a ginger vodka nao, & I lykes it. There uzed to be a ginger and genseng liqueur frum China called Canton, & it wuz delly-cat and wunderful. I haz heard it iz being remade, but teh new bershun haz a slightly different recipe.
annipuss *lewks sheepish* wud yew care tew share sum ob dat delektubuhl sowndin meel wif yer frenly TTI neybor Jimmba? *rubs foot inna durt*
Ware bowt in TTI aer u? Ai iz in SE Lunnon. If u iz neer enuff, Ai lub 2 meet u.
ai’z up inna burminum ai’s afraid, else ai wud drop by n say hiyarwoo!
Dat’s a long wai 2 cum fur a meel!
ai is suntimes in lunnun fur work, sew wee shall see!
Ai iz retired laydee uv leshoor, soe cud meet u iffn u doant mined owld wimmin!
@ stend: that’s GRATUITIOUS, moron
wait - is that the PURPLE EYE OF SAURON I see behind the couch ???
http://www.lileks.com/institute/interiors/71book/7.html
this couch would go nicely with a print of Vin Diesel fellating a soda bottle
http://www.lileks.com/institute/interiors/71book/5.html
AHHH! MY EYES!! MY EEEYYEES!!!!
excuse me, gotta go start at the sun for a bit.
just remember: If it’s moving, offer it a bong hit. If it’s not, paint it.
mebbe, but that one looks like it failed the acid-test
Acid mite improob it
It’s bin a verree long taim since we had a gratuitously uglee couch!
Hooray!!!
What has been seen cannot be unseen. Plz to pass the mind bleech kthnxbai.
Iz enuf rume in ugly bafrume fur ugly cowch? Put awl da ugliez in wun plais nd shut da dor.
I can think of an improvement, it has two parts: one, gallon of kerosene; two, match.
tehn kitteh haz to joyn tuxie kitteh frum a while bak:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/06/09/funny-pictures-stoopid-hoomans-couch-looks-better-on-fire/#comments
ohai stend!
i new i wud find u heer—or rather that teh sofa wud find u!
dis couch i nommable
I wunder if teh couch haz a flavur…
*snurt*
I’ll hep u bai hoofin it, kitteh.
We’ll nock teh stuffin outta it.
Noooes! They be takin mai couch!
ninja kitteh ascends wif built-in pitons.
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comin to get your gushifuds.
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1575614
*faints dead-away*
*fans stage han