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Habbin a grate tiem
ty!
Joyn me in teh tybooteek? Der iz awl sorts uv fings der 2 injoi.
An SAMS 2, we haz a brayde!
kewl, i r reddy to taek a braek!
Con-catulations annipuss on ur not second.
Thx, greasycat.
*checks teh tybooteek.* I woz rite. Annipuss iz entitled tu speshul diskownt four her elebentieth nawt sekkond!
huzah! lats celarbeyt wif a big buffe!1
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Apl
b’nanuhz
chikken
d…….
* put a ; and a ) (;)) together with no space nex 2 a kitteh’z favoritt~!1
donuts
egg soufflé
fysh!!!
grated cheez
hamburgars
i…
bearly can haz danz
so much foar Panda 2: electric boogaloo.
… I dun think anybuddy gunna git that.
youtube.com/watch?v=QiVrb8GPvtA
I gawt it SAMS, butt WP stuck mai cawmint down beeloh!
dat makes me a happy panda
he’s a cutie!
Luks lik pandaerobics.
He be pandering to teh far left!
Panda will moobe towards teh center fur teh final round ov competition.
Or he mite join dis lot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EP7CDvQULXw
Let’s hope Panda duzn’t, and keeps hims dignity.
I thot lolcatburglar tuk that from him.
Wuz it bryt adn shynii?
Maybe he can pander 2 teh far right next songz?
If ur finkin ur too cool to boogie
Boy oh boy hab I got news for u
Eberybody here tonite must boogie
Let me tell ya u r no exception to teh rule
.
Get on up on teh floor
Cuz we’re gonna boogie oogie oogie
Till u just can’t boogie no moar
I will boogie, but I refyooz to oogie, oogie.
Oh cum on, Daisy.
Put on ur prettiest dress and dansing shoes and let’s hit teh town.
I knows u gots sum oogie oogie in u, too.
I did it! I am boogie-ing! Is harderer than I thot.
http://tinyurl.com/5k6pxq
Ennyfing wud be hard in dat dres. B’lawngz ona cowch.
Oh gma, nawt eberywon can ware green shooz like u can.
Those cyoot liddle bows r adorable.
When she twirls around, liddle skirt flares out so sweetly.
Iz nawt easy being a fashonista-cat in a size curly cat.
Daisy, u got all dressed up and u look SO Pretti!
Teh pink and blak look byootiful on u!
Ur such a wunderful danser – u maek it look so easy!
Your liddle paws are going to be tired tonite becuz eberybuddy iz gonna wanna danse wif teh byootiful Daisy!
Tanks! Is one of my favritest dresses. It is a two-peece, so
my big skwishy tummy shows!
*fallz on teh floor larffing*
go panda, iz ur birfday!
Brake danse Panda gots flare.
Tomorrow, when Panda tries to gets outta bed,
he experiences panda-moan-ium.
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Plz to bring teh Ben Gay or Icy Hot.
Brakedansing Panda iz borked.
Wat iff he no haz teh ben-gay or teh icee hawt? Wat wil he dew? Poor Panda!
He’ll juss hab to grin and bear it.
Panda tries owt for Bamboo Idol.
Gets panned by teh judges.
I didz a two-step, quick-step and a bossanova
A liddle victor sylvester and a roody valentino
U shud hab seen me moving
Right across teh floor
Hand me down mah tuxedo
Next week I’z cuming bak for moar
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I can danse
Oh yes, I can danse
Scare-a-moosh, Scare-a-moosh, wil yoo dew teh fan-dang-go?
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Taht wuz prity randum, wuzznt it?
Jazz paws…ummm…feets.
Brakedansing Panda becums famous and opens chain ov dansin studios wif paw prints on teh floor to halp teech hims stoodents.
.
Barely brakes eben.
Romeow!
*lightly fingering minor chords on teh pandamonium fer mood*
*cleearz throte*
Ahem!
It comes to what I laffinglee calz my attenshun that I totally missed yur birfday.
But it iz so fun to streeeeeeeeeeeeeeetcchhhhhhhhhhh oooooooouuuuuuuutttttt
those sillybrayshuns, so I offers yu nao birfday felinicitashuns, head bonks, ear scritchies, & this tin ov grade A, organic, tips only catnip. & wishies fur a fine year.
Ooh! Happee Birfdai, Romeow! Yoo can haz cheezburgers adn catnips! Purr.
Fank yew, Opheliacat!
*takes a HUGE snif ov teh top ov teh lyne catnip*
Ahhhhhhhh.
Booklion, u reely didn’t hab to…buts I r bery glad dat u did!
Fank yew so much fur teh wunnerful (and I mean spektakular) tin ov nip!
Plz join me.
I habn’t had ennyfing dis gud since Midge waz around.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/09/16/itz-ok-but-midge-haz-homegrown-at-her-place/#comments
Tank yew fur sharing!
*rolls around on floor, getting nip in teh floof*
Huge catnip plantz grow wild all ober my parents farm, plants free feet tall or taller, ebberywhere. If yu steps on one while pciking wild black raspberries, the hebbenly aroma maykes eben mere hoomans swoon.
Wut’s wif dat, btw? Ai fot kittehs r spose tew *eat* teh catnip, nawt *roll aroun innit*.
sum catz eats it, sum catz snortz it, som catz rool aroun in it, & sum duz all ov teh above. If itz in teh floof, tehy haz teh aroma all ov teh time, an whasning iz eben more ov a pleezure.
ai hab tu put fens arownd nyew plantz oar dey getz lubbed tu def b4 dey can groze,
Inneresting. Mai Zeus eets it, butt him awlso LUBZ to roll arown innit…weirdo kitteh.
Careful, dere mite b a convoy ov cats cumming to ur place!
Taipee Duck…yoo got mai back doar?
Wuz teh dawk ob teh moon, awn teh sixth ob June
Wit a Catsworth, cawlin’ gogs
Feline Pete wit ah cawlar on
And uh Kitteh huntin’ frogs
Wii wuz lukin’ fer gushyfud on I-One-Oh
‘Bout uh mile outta Kibbel-Town
I sez Kit-Kat, this here’s teh Taipee Duck
An’ Ai’m ’bout tu put teh floofy paw down
WIN!
Kibble-Town…:lol:
Wii kin haz a catvoi?
Ooooohhhh nooo, Aye misted yoar burfday tu!!! Iz noe phun nawt habin ICHC-conecxshun atz werk. Hear, Aye run doan tu kitschin adn maek famaus Lemon Barz.
* piddy-pad, piddy pad, trundle, trundle*
Whew, iz bakc… wif mptii pan…?
dem wuz sew gud… Aye ated em, sari…
House abowt a beeg glaz ob shampain wif a gentlii spinnin pealed peech innit? adn sum shrmpzez, cuked in Old Bay Siezning, den chilled tu purrfexshun?
Happy Birfdai Romeow!!!!!
Fank yew smammie!
U made meh lemon bars, but u eated dem?
*sips shampain*
No worries – cheers!
*clink*
whspurz ( yur lemon repasea iz teh bestest, canna halp maiselb, Aye iz a badniss )
I’m SO glad u like it!
I has a happy!
Got tu save teh rec centre!
Must…exeecyoot…mai…best…moovs.
Otterwise ai nawt gunna bee in teh seekwel.
Iz ai Electrik?
believe in teh beet
panda danse …
.
he can danse if he wants tew.
he can leave his frenzs behind…
Pandas Wifowt Hats FTW!
Ai prefer the donkey dance, teh panda w/o hats wun iz nawt sew safe it turns owt.
youtube.com/watch?v=36i-Gyi4ad8
::waves floofy paw at kafleen::
She’s gud! Luk at dose hoofs go!
She and Daisy should do a danse togedder.
Kaaaaaaaaafleen, yoo dun hafta put awn yore red dress! Kaaaaaaaaf…
o wate, dat nawt haow it goes.
Das good… *looks arown SHIFTilee* I caint fit in it no moar ennywai…
I fink I r late furr teh danse.
Wut’s black and white and red awl ober?
A panda wit uh sunburnt.
Wut’s black and white and black and white and black and white?
A panda brek dancin.
Wut’s black an whait an bloo?
A panda dat cahnt brek danz enymoar.
I be rockin to ur beatz!
and dance till i dropz!!1!
stainin yer deck. I’z doin’ it wrong.
hip panda iz a little fat but impressive breakdancer
Dat pandabare iz lollin at us!
Goe, Pandah, Goe!!!
Skip, skip; flip, flip; *claps paws*
Hoppitty, hop; Hoppitty, hop;
*does split, than a back-flip*
Goe, Pandah, Goe:
Yuu ar teh Bear, Yuu gawt teh flair;
Goe, Pandah, Goe!!!!!!!
*Pandah solemnly takes a deep bow*
Lol, I got this pic in an email, they’re pics of panda’s saved after a hurricane!
They put the pandas in safety pins and nursed them back to help before they released them in a nice, dry, jungle.
Cute pandas though.
that panda is so cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!