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Yoo no goggie..
D: Ai tought onlee goggies liek backon. Ai need tu learn hao to be a kitteh bettar…
kittehs like most things – they are nomnivores
although they are not always so keen on salad
C-zar salad is awesum! hold da sardeenz. gib dem to a kitteh who needz dem.
R u shure about that, officecat? Somewhare in teh whirled there might be a kitteh who has bilt a device that will ensure the utter and perpetual domination by teh feline race over all hoominkind. All she needs to make it work is…
SARDEENZ!
LCB, u is de only kitteh wif dose powurz who cud do such a thing. *gasp* qwik! some1 get LCB away frum dose sardeenz b4 she haz whorld domin8shun!
**Steelz sardynes frum LCB** Ai will safe us!
That’s so silleh. Like I even has time for whirled dominashun.
MB, watch out for those sardeenz. They might be tainted. *mumbles* wif asploding dye.
Besides, *my* device will run on Jujyfriuts insted.
*realizes I’ve just gived away my plot*
*flashy-things officecat and MB*
Hay, are these sardeenz for anybuddy?
oooh shinee! *grabs teh flashy-things and stawrts chasin dem arownd teh howse.
HAY! That is not a toy! It erases all ur memries. If u is not chekked out onni — and u isn’t — it will erase ur mammaries!
I fink i waz ex-pozed to dat long ago—boff wayz.
Gr8ter loss furr sum den furr otters.
oh noez!
*flash*
wayt, where iz I? wai is dere a C-zar salad in mai lap?
Officecat . . . where R ur sardines?
Plz tell mi u 8 dem.
Surely u dinawt gib dem tew Lolcatburglar wiff her ebil (subliminal message . . . USE YER POWRZ FURR GUD) intenzuns of dominazunz.
Da fate uf owr whirld iz at rizk noa.
humm, I no haz sardeenz in salad, maibee I eeted dem. Lemme chek. Lesse here I haz eeted bacon, cheezburger, tako…but no sardeenz, why? U needz snak?
Ai haz da sardines. *iz still hidin’ undar teh sofa, sos LCB cannawt git tew mii an mai sardines*
I doesn’t want ur stinky sardeenz. I wants my flashy-thing back.
Iz dat what dis flashy-thing is I’b been chewwin on?
Oh sry, ere you go!
Ai haz notice dat dere wuz nevair teh dwinks and dances fur kitteh’s nawt seckond. Ai shall now dance. *jumps on table and danses*
*grabs flashy-thing, puts it away in safe place*
Whew.
Ane won wanna dans wif mii?
*haz wun ob doze flashy thyngs. Met a WIB whu gabe me wun in exchange fore direkshuns tew teh NB.* Nao… where iz lolcatburglar?
I will dans wif yu. so u iz nawt dansin wif urself
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VNx78SAq8M
oh-oh-uh-oh! oh-oh-uh-oh!
Oh. Dat xsplains teh itty, bitty kitty ?_itties
Ooh! Ooh! OOh! Pls 2 erase mai mammaries! Plsplspls
MYNE! YEW NEVAIR GETZ MAI SARDINEZ! *hides under sofa*
*Que Up Impending DOOM Musikz*
Da Da Da DAAAAAA
Wun uv mai kittehz luvs teh veggies. Meet, nawt sew muchlee. Him maeks an eksepsun fur teh shrimpeez tho.
Did yoo dat you can turn any animal into a vegetarian or meat eater. You just gotta noes teh propurr diet fur dem, but it can be hard or expensive.
Thar is dis won sheep dis Muslim owned that used to chew on gwass. Den teh sheep started attackin an eatin teh Muslim’s chickens. Teh Muslim then asked anuther Muslim fwend if he can eat dis sheep becuz it is against his religiun to eat any animal dat is a scavenger. Thus, his sheep eat meat to dis day.
Buh teh kittehs shud nom teh meets, fur teh gud nutrishun!
Yeah, but I finks it’s possible still. I’m nawt gonna try it tough. I dunno wat non-meet is pak wid protein.. Mayb tofu, but mayb nawt enuff..
I fink makin kitty eat onlee veggies wuld maek him eet all day.
I fink mai kittehs wud sai pleh tew teh tofu
Mayb if you mix nuts an peanuts an such
D Dey wuld say UMMMM!
=/ Who knoes..?
Mebbeh if’n ders Crab. Iz dere crab>
=o Sure. =D Yoo can has unfertilized eggs!
meh?
Ohai MB, Aifinkso K1ihi meens prolly chikkin eggs, mebbeh…:?:
“nomnivores” – LOL1111!!!@!@!!!!!@
ai hadz a kitteh – “Bandersnatch” hoo eated skwirrlz, bugz, cottage cheese, mai feenger-tipzez, adn lickeded teh chonklit offa doughnuts! (hii hadda clumb uppa fridgedeezer 2 get it – bak awf u caretrolls – dint bovver Bandy! Gawn 30 yeerz! ai still skweez him.
kittehz liek all meaty fingz i fink cauz…welll…dier cats!!
Mai kittehs wud kill foar bacon…when Ai makes teh brekkies at home, dey are at mai feets teh hole tiem. Oh, and whatchu wants fur teh drinkies and dansies?
ya my kitteh iz alwayz bonking hiz head wiff ma feet az 2 get sum food…. and da weird ting iz dat he doesnt eat raw meat! he eatz cat food or cooked meat and he lovez ice cream and mayonnes!
Kevin or Sir Francis?
Neither.
one’s bacon is kikkin, tuther izznt…….. sew waddyoooo fink?
Depends on whut kitteh was doin.
If’n he was watchin’ teh “Footloose”, then Kevin.
If’n teh dawg was just telling him about who he thinked really wrote Shakespeare’s plays, then Sir Francis.
STN
Oteh, ai gibs up. STN?
STN is teh new QED. See here:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/07/17/funny-pictures-ur-doin-it-rong/#comment-382074
I goes beddy-byes now. Nites!
Are yew a lonley goatherd?
onleee wen ai lissen tew the sound ob mooosic, den dat song just stiks in mai hed 4 dais!!!
LCB, dis wun 4 yew!!! goin out tew dinner, be finkin ob yew……
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1143794
Ai iz glad dat yew gotted dat, sew Ai doan sound liek such a nutter!
Back atcha, babe:
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1574413
I can has eggy-weggs w/it? Kthxluvubai.
GIMME GIMME TEH BEICON!
IZ TASTEE AN NOOTRISHUS!!!!!!
plz? kthnxbai
[HOMER] Mmmmm….. bacon. [/HOMER]
[HOMER] Spaider Pig, Spaider Pig, duz wuteber uh spaider pig duz. [/HOMER]
BACONbaconbaconbaconbaconbaconbacon! Itz BACON!!1!
I CAN’T READ!!1!1
I lub dat cummurshul.
Ohai kafleen. Whair yew been awl mai life?
Well.
I wuz borned in Gurmunny and den moobed to Atlanta an den I finkso Virginia
and den Indiana and also been in Ohio furr a bit an den I moobed too Cally
Forn Ya.
Duz dat halp?
no
Why u….!
beecuz
hmm.
let me finish dat.
Why u… brassur frassur!
Ai no waer brassurs.
Ohai Kafleen! Habnt seed mush ob yew laytly, happitayl tew nao! Teh nawt sekond tym ai seed dat bacon cummurshul, ai ROFLMAOPIMP, eet wuz teh heelairyuss tew me!
*looks up*
Dat acronym….gibs Pimpin a noo twist.
ZOMG! Yoo DURTY GURL dawn key! :O
sowns like wishfull finking.
*trots off pristinelee*
prolly wishfull finking (awn mai part)
::::::::polishes teh dawn key’s halo wyel she at werk.::::::
ditto
Kittehs don’t kno it’z nawt bakon!
i take it you’re not interested in the vegetarian alternative, then?
Pfft. Mrowwwwwrrrrrr!
(dat meenz noefankz)
*smiles quietly*
*smiles loudly*
*smyulz gyhugiclly*
ack, fooey, furballs!!!
Hiiiiiiisssssssssssss. Wantz da shredded swine flesh!!
GAHHHHHHHHHH
Ooo wunnerful kittehs in dis fread. Who willin tu be mah sensai? A sensai fur trainin tu be propurr kitteh.
How much u b willings to pay?
Momcat’s cheezburgers backed wid luff a day?
kitteh1ihazit!!1! CONGRATUMALASHUNS! U is my one hunnerth fren!
*Cheezfrenz cheer as YNGs bring in prizes*
U can has:
– One “Get Out Of Debriefing Free” card
– One hunnert dollar towel (u’ll be billed 4 it later)
– Teh double-secret speedy speed-dial number for teh firemans
– This shiny thing that I, um, finded on my way to read to teh def chillrens
*Moar cheering*
=D YAAAAYYY!!!111!1
Um… Su mani fings tu chooz…. Teh siny fing!!!1
shiny fing*
Oooohhh, nononononononono! U doesn’t has to choose, u silleh kittehperson!
U gets *musical sting* EVRYTHING!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAaY!!!11
Butt.. But.. I cant pay fur dis towel…
Nots to worry. U will be billed in elebenty easy installments. And one really hard one.
=D Yoo can maeks investment on mah lolz? Su far, I gotz 2 on upcomin paeg.
Momcat can giv yoo homemaed cheezburger backed wid luff fur payment fur towell?
U knoes whut? In onner of ur special thred, we’ll waive teh towel fee, k?
We’ll make up for it by raising the Debriefing fee and switching to tofu bakkons in teh commissary.
=D YAYYYYYYYYYYY!!1
*Dansis an throes popkorn*
Doan fro teh poppycorn! Iz tew yummy…. **catches poppykorn in mouf**
*Throes moar popkorn tew MB*
NOMNOMNOM
*Maks it rayn popkorn*
**danses for joy**
*Does teh macarena*
Sew…hao did reedin tew da def chillens go?
Turrible! I was trying to read them teh autobiography of Marcel Marceau and the little stinkers wouldn’t pays attention!
Tew badz…iz liek when Jeff Dunham laughs and talks wiffout reely saying neefing jest tew mess wif teh def peepulz in teh audioence.
Oh…and whut side ov DC yew be awn?
I libs in teh NoVA.
Ah…cleerly, Ai is frum teh Murylandz
U isn’t from Balmer, cuz u hasn’t called me “hon”.
Ai has stopped callin peepulz hon since Ai moved souf. It jest confuzzles dem.
Noa U hafta cawl dem “darlin”
K – darlin?
Ai callz peepul honey.
Yep. Dat’l werk.
Ef they wont PAYZ attention,
Den cleerly Yew mus TAEK et !!
Does u wants me to go to jail? Does u? How would that look on my rezoomay: steeling from def chillrens.
Veri gud poyntee endz
Betta nawt gitz cawt den.
So wut wuz da prize furr bein lolcatburglar’s 100th Cheezfrenz??
Wuz et a shiny, shiny……
Article uf jewlry (slitely hawt)
Bit of glazz
Copper penni
D . . .
dinnar
elebenty hugz
funnee smelling kitteh toi frum teh two picketures ago
g…
gowld mettulz frum teh lolympics picketure
hapee hundrenf cheezfrenz kard
intense dansing
J…
Jewlry aginz . . . moar hawt stuff
Kitteh aksessoriees uf awl sortz
Luvly fluffy blankies
Munies
N
Noms
Olifants mebbe, plz?
Pweety lites
Q…
Nawt sekund caek
Ofishul 100th frenz naemtag
Preznts, many
Q…
Quart ob tuna salad
Roll ob sushi
Soft floofie blankie wiff pattern of yor choice
T…
Tastee treets
Umteen billion sparkliez
Very special martoonie
W…
Wite mask wif sparkleez onnit (sew herz woan luk az much liek burglar)
Xylofoan wif pawlisht bellz (nys n shynee)
YNGz (nawt shynee but LCB liekz em ennywaiz)
Zowee!! We finishted anuvver listee!!1!
Oh mai . . . kitteh1hazit !!1! Ur 1 lucki cat.
Wutz it gonna bii ??
Suspenz iz killen mi
Meanwhile, aih’l jus amuze miselfz wid teh prize baring YNGs dat noa haf nuttin tew do
Ok, has fun. But u leave them like u finded them! There is a elebenty-dollar rewinding fee.
K, Aih Promiz
Dat rewinden fee sownds veri reazonble.
Aih taek 3 tew go
wrap em up, plz
Oh, wait. In order to halp pay for my 100st fren’s hunnert dollar towel, we has raised teh rewinding fee. Is now $100. kthxcashonlyplz
Well datz entyrely diffrent.
Wud u considers en arrangment u sortz.
Perhapz aih cud taik kare uff awl da rewinding needz be4 aih returnz dem?
Srly.
$100 is less than $elebenty.
Aih wuz towld der wud bi NOA math.
BTW jd, R U awair dat ur braynes R drippen awl ober da place?
Here letz mii fix dat fer yew.
Scrap, scrap, scoop.
Tuk, tuk – pat pat.
Der dats bettr. Noa tape, tape.
Wud u liek a baffin cap tew howlds dat in plaice?
U luk liek u cud uze sum ugli choklate possumz, en a gud strawng martoonie.
Snuggel up here en dis floofy labender blankie, en rest furr a liddle while.
Aih chek bak en a bit tew see hoa ur duin
Thank yew! Ai needed dat.
Nonononono. $100 is MOAR. Elebenty is a number of varying value.
When solving for elebenty when assessing rewinding fees, elebenty is equivalent to a stikka gum.
Do want stikka gum!
*wunners iffen lolcatburglar saw teh pic I fownd ob her az a baybe kitten*
.
*alsew wunners iffen he’ll get unsplorted from teh last pic*
LCB’s a he?…. D: Yoar avatar is deseeving…
I am pretty sure I is a she. Hold on, I’ll check…
*hold music plays*
*Plz continue to hold. LCB will be rites back. Ur lol is impoartant to us, yadda yadda yadda*
Ok, I is back. I is most definitely a she.
=D Ah! Jd left owt an s in she. I sees nao!
I think he was refurring to hisself.
Aaah! =o
OOOO no! She’s a she! D; It says su in her profile… Unles LCB’s profile is deseevin…
Wait, whut? U has been goin’ thru my baby book?
And if u is waiting for unsplorting, sry, I cannot halps. They donut lets me near teh CCC anymoar because they claim that I was taking peeps’ pulses but not giving them back.
LOL Srly kyooooot bebeh pik uf sum bodi. Sur luks liek U.
Whare is this? Somewheres on teh innterwebs, I’ll bet.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/cbbc/bluepeter/content/images/2007/09/25/cookie_203x152.jpg
JD lef dis furr U awn teh Invisible Olympics thred
http://www.bbc.co.uk/cbbc/bluepeter/content/images/2007/09/25/cookie_203x152.jpg
JD lef dis furr U bak awn teh Invizible Olympicz thred
So prosh! Yew needed tew put a splort aleart out foar dat, tho.
No, dat not me. I was even cuter than that. Looks like my cuzzin Jorj, though. We dids time together in Juvy.
*looks at lolcatbuglar suspiciously* Hau mani kittehs goe arownd wib face masks?
My fambly tree, let me show u it.
lolz, but LCB izzint a kitteh! Shez a purpul dragun! lol, ah, teh gud old daes! lol!
well, taht wuz after she feel in teh wimseewadder wich turns peepl into purplol dragons.
I tink dis deserbs sum speshul danses! Nawt sekund an LCB’s 100 fwiend! Get K1HI sum buttr cuz dey are on a rowl!
but…but…but i dont haz hunterret dollarz 2 pay fur da supa cool towel!!1!
can ia haz it fur free pweaze pwease pwease!!1!*maeks mah kitteh 2 maek such a cute face dat u cant reject*
I kant beleef its nawt buttur!
George Carlin once said that after he started having heart trouble, he had to change his diet, but he still fried bacon for the smell. (sry iz nawt in lolspeak)
Iffen George Carlin didn’t speek lolspeek, den kwoting him in lolspeek wud be weerd. Mind yew, iffen George Carlin talked in lolspeek, dat wud ALSEW be weerd.
Ai haz trannieposed beatles intew lolspeek befoar…it iz weird.
Yes, but teh beatols spowk Libberpudlian (scouse) wich iz awlmowst lolspeek.
Dis iz tru
But Ai dint akshully kwoted him cuz I no yooz teh kwotee marks. Ai paira… peara… jus toled wut he sed nawt in egzac saem werds.
plague-a-rism!
kall teh cops, we has a kase uv plague-a-rism!
Awl aih hafta dew iz get teh skillet en bacon packaj owt . . . en awl mi kittehs line up en waits furr it tew fry. Aih hasta maek teh hole packij jus sew wii awl ken hav plenti
Yew is teh gud kittymomma fur doin’ dat. May Ceelin Cat smile awn yew!
Tank Yew !! Ebberybodi at mi howse gitz a liddle bit spoylt.
Mai bebbehs (reed = kittehs) are spoylt tew, ish otay.
Ai nook teh bacon, but teh kittehs stil git cited tew sea teh bacon pakij. Akshualy, dey git cited heering teh dore uv teh frij open.
Nezt bes thang tew teh can openerz !!
should be “omg bacomm”
)
Itz tiem fur meh to leev teh werk, fare kittehz — ebbreewun haz a lubberlee Caturday & a splendid weekend!
Nite nite nightshayde. U can has a gr8t weekendz tew !!
sweet dreemz nightshayde!
ai dunt lyke bakun taht mush, assept awn cheezburgerz.
Yu kan eschayng it. Wun peece ob extra-greesy bakon four wun 1lb. cheezburger.
Dats gud xchange rate!
bleh! tew mush fat! duz yew wunts me tew blow up lyke a balloom? lol!
ai has 2 kittehs, they bothe luv bakun
Funee, I maek dat same face wen I sees bacon 2!
Whut kine faces does teh bacons make when it sees u?
Skweeeeeeels liek ah pig
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/01/it-eatz-meh/
How doez I maek it a leenk? Noez figure dat owt yet.
HA! Finally wurked! Taek that brayne! Awl that lookin’ fur nuffin!
*gigglols*
ROFLOL !!! FTW !!!
Teh Farce is strong in this one.
ooh! doez dat meen I can haz lightsapurr?
Porkfish awlso squeel. Maek sure dat yu’ve teh rite sort ob bacon.
Teh kosher bacon.
Deliverance ref? Skerree
” http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/01/it-eatz-meh/ ”
Dat wun.
pfft, wai to show up layte to teh partee, comment.
on mai burgerz, i liek:
Anchoevees
BACON!!
Cheez (uv corss)
Delicious Secret Sauce
Extraordinarily Ripe Tomato
Fresh Lettuce
G
Good pikkulz
Hawaian Pineapprs
Intense teryaki sawce.
J…
Omigawsh, dis sownds so guud rite nao!
Joose uv pineapplol
Kissez frum kittehz
Lotz ub snorgles, too
M…
jest bout ebbryfing
katsup
lettus
m…
Mayonnaise
Nice sweet onion
Onion (regular)
Pepperjack cheez
Quarter pound of beef
R…
Relish
Sowrkrout
Taiter tots
U…
un-unyon (nawt lyk unyun)
Very Big Buns
Well Dun
X…
*snert*
Xtra cheez
Yet moar cheez
Z…
Za liddul plastik sword dat sticks in it to keeps it togefur!
Corn-grits-ulashuns! Yew finished teh list!!!
well dun verree big buns, eh?
yu liek um tosted then?
*pullz owt rhsb’s spare zippo*
Eeeeeeee, runsawai…..
OMG! Yell-O kitteh! (Iz yell-o kitteh saem az blonde kitteh?)
Nope. Yell-O kitteh comes tween da blonde kittehs en da Oranj kittehs. Nawt qwite poizen yet.
sry fur bargin in but y r da orange onez poisen? mah kitteh is orangish…
Oh Hai Hashim
Da orinj kitteh joke is nawt really bout da kitteh bein orinj . . . der wuz a veri funni lol wid a kitteh dat luked liek he wuz ded, an nerby der wuz a orinj kitteh toy luking veri suspicious. If u goto mi profile, I jus uploaded a copi of dat lol which will be nawt secund on mi pics page. Since den wii awl liek tew member dat teh orinj ones r teh poizen . . . but wii reelly lubs da orinj ones saim as awl odders !!!
oh… i thought dey were poison
k thx {{{{madamz}}}} for da halp!!1!
Good fing dem nawt poizen, cuz ai’d be teh dedz nao, ai hab too jinjer kittehs, juss lyk mai abatar
is dat kitteh in ur abatar akshullee ur own!!itz so cute!it could maek me SPLORT but i hab mah CHRG on*phew*…. ya and i also haz a ginger kitteh…hez da abatar in mah profile!
Noes, abatar kitteh nawt mai kitteh IRL, butts he luuk’d juss lyk it. Sadlee ai dint git enny gud (focused) pichers ob mai kittehs as bebbehs, Punkin adn Buster. Punkin nao has blak frekels on hims lips, nose, eyelids adn gums. Kynda funneh
Hashim adn Qasim, Ai muss bid adoo…oar goes tew bed, iies R saggin feiers, ai need a srsly big catnap …zzz
sry
G’nite guis, hab a plezant dai/nite, cul8r
nitee nite
sleep tight
dont let da lolrus bite
anyone itz noon rite now
ok {{{{{fikshunkitteh}}}}}}!!1!
nity nite!
haz sweet dreamz bout cheezburgerz and kittehz!
moar funny pictures
I’s made mah lolcat too!
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uh-ohz!
Hi, owl.
kafleen teh dawn key!!!!
Iz kafleen eer? Yaaay *bouncebouncebounce*
Stop bowntsin on mah eer.
U juss GABE me dat wun.
:::::::perches on uvver ear::::::
Hoo gabe u wut?
It wur a gimmee.
It wur an eesee wun.
I took it an runned wiff it.
Hee setted it up fur mee.
oak hay
was dat sizzalin sound?
SPLORT!
oh noes, was mai branes boilin out ob mai hed!
THUD.
Oh Noas . . . jus luk at poor two_kitteh_limit
Jus layen der in a messi pile of splorted braynes.
Here let mii halp fix yew baak up.
Scooop, scooop, scrap en scoop.
Tuck, pack, pat pat pat.
Der now, letz git da duckie tape, tape tape en tape.
OK herz a baffin cap dat will keep doz brayne tightly packd in plais
Ur gonna needz to sit qwitely snuggled up in diz lubly blew fluffy blankie
En nibbelz on diz ugli choklit possums, en sipz diz nise hawt choklit wiff wippy cremz . . . u gonna bii awrite in a liddle bit. Aih chekz on u lader. K
O fank u MZ…ai’s neber bin in teh caer of a madam befour…
Ai feels mush bebber naow.
*snerk*
kiiteh lieks to nom at bacon
He shur duz! Mai mawms hadda simeez kitteh dat wood put up such a fuss wen ai wood bisit, she nu ai wood mayk bacon fur brekfis, preshus Mittens.
cool .i haz a tabby jus liek dat abatar of urs [[[[fikshunkitteh]]]] and wenever he knows i am eatin icecream he strts meowing den i give him sum icecream which strts noming hurridly
Breaking news!
http://digits.newsvine.com/_news/2008/07/18/1675624-mcdonalds-neglects-bacon-on-bacon-egg-and-cheese-biscuit
Dat wur full ub awesum.
BACON IS LOVE!
Tihs maurmalayde kitteh wil duz enneyfing foar bakun;
Iymajine hims deelite wen hims geyts teh bakun onna cheezburger;
(Hims bees a MacDoanualds’s Groopie!!!!
Waht is dis? You ar no loldog! You wants teh CHEEZBURGERS! dat is all yoo want. THAT IS YOUR GOAL D:
why are there these many cats’ pics in here?
Is this satire?
Kittehs don’t no iz not bacon
Mebe he want teh beggin strips?
MAY AI HAZ YORE ATTENSHUNZ PLEEZ? FANG QUEUE
Ai haz anubber kweshun, ’bout kittehs in generl:
Ai recently red taht, if kitteh sprawls aot on himz bak, it meen him truss yoo kumpleetly, and him wawnts tummy rub. Mai Zeus kitteh duz dis awl teh tiem, BUT…wen ai goez to gib him tummy rubz, himz rite rere paw goze KRAZY liek Thumper! Wut taht mean, pls? Awlso, at saem tiem, him wraps frunt pawz arown mai han/wingtip, an him biets taht han/wingtip. Az foar teh biting, him neber breaks teh skin, an ai bin tolled doez are ‘luv bitingz.’ Troo?
hmmmmm idk but i can has turkey sammich *makes sammich* yayz!!!!! nomnomnomnomnom…………*realizez sammich ate is akshully ham* ew! ew! yucky! *spits out sammich* anyboddy wantzzez A.B.C. ham sammich??
*falls too floor larffing*
Dis are not important.
U ware wingtips?
♥
Akshully owl, wutt u deescribe r teh famuss IT’S A TRAP BUNNY KICKS.
Teh tum tum r alllllllllwuss a trap.
Looks soooo cute and splortee u juss gots to trai to tuch teh belleh.
Den, POW! Teh bunneh kix start.
Yase, it r a trap.
serimously??? I has a sad.
wutt furr? Dat r part ubb teh charmeeng nawteenuss dat r a kitteh.
If it a trap, him nawt lieking tummy rubs…hence, eye has a sad.
Ai r an owl; wingtips aer a part of me.
OOOH.
I gits it.
I fotted it wur dem fancy ol fashunned shoos.
know need fore enbare…embarr…red face smiley. Yoo is ryte…iz a plae-awn-werds wiff doze fancee shoos.
OK, fokeses (an’ dawn keys an’ kitties in pajamas, an cweeny kiteh…’pinions awn dis abatar, da owl kitty?
kthx
…an DAWN that KEY note, ai sai gudnite, sleep well, an shaer da sleepyplaec wiht teh kitteh(s) in yoar lief!
“OMG Anything” werks for dis pictcha
OK, nawt sew in lub wif dis owlcat abatar…grate LOL, knot-sew-grate abatar…bbiaf.
chaynjed bak to jamamamamamamapajamakitty’s OOBARK masterpeece…shood show up soon.
OOBARK abatar chaynje-bak tesst…
FAIL! chaynje will hoepfully show up soonish.
a-ha!
dat iz so adorable! i luvz dat picher!
dis mah fayse wen i sees bacon. no joke. kitteh and i musta ben seperayted at burth.
NO FAIR! I wantz bacon too…
lolz dat cats eyes look like qauter of water melon heheh….LOLZ LOLZ is mai fav pic!!!! (not movie)
OMG I NEEDZ MA BACON!
OMG!!!! That is the funniest thing Iv’e ever seen!!!!!!