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Yoo no goggie..
D: Ai tought onlee goggies liek backon. Ai need tu learn hao to be a kitteh bettar…
kittehs like most things - they are nomnivores
although they are not always so keen on salad
C-zar salad is awesum! hold da sardeenz. gib dem to a kitteh who needz dem.
R u shure about that, officecat? Somewhare in teh whirled there might be a kitteh who has bilt a device that will ensure the utter and perpetual domination by teh feline race over all hoominkind. All she needs to make it work is…
SARDEENZ!
LCB, u is de only kitteh wif dose powurz who cud do such a thing. *gasp* qwik! some1 get LCB away frum dose sardeenz b4 she haz whorld domin8shun!
**Steelz sardynes frum LCB** Ai will safe us!
That’s so silleh. Like I even has time for whirled dominashun.
MB, watch out for those sardeenz. They might be tainted. *mumbles* wif asploding dye.
Besides, *my* device will run on Jujyfriuts insted.
*realizes I’ve just gived away my plot*
*flashy-things officecat and MB*
Hay, are these sardeenz for anybuddy?
oooh shinee! *grabs teh flashy-things and stawrts chasin dem arownd teh howse.
HAY! That is not a toy! It erases all ur memries. If u is not chekked out onni — and u isn’t — it will erase ur mammaries!
I fink i waz ex-pozed to dat long ago—boff wayz.
Gr8ter loss furr sum den furr otters.
oh noez!
*flash*
wayt, where iz I? wai is dere a C-zar salad in mai lap?
Officecat . . . where R ur sardines?
Plz tell mi u 8 dem.
Surely u dinawt gib dem tew Lolcatburglar wiff her ebil (subliminal message . . . USE YER POWRZ FURR GUD) intenzuns of dominazunz.
Da fate uf owr whirld iz at rizk noa.
humm, I no haz sardeenz in salad, maibee I eeted dem. Lemme chek. Lesse here I haz eeted bacon, cheezburger, tako…but no sardeenz, why? U needz snak?
Ai haz da sardines. *iz still hidin’ undar teh sofa, sos LCB cannawt git tew mii an mai sardines*
I doesn’t want ur stinky sardeenz. I wants my flashy-thing back.
Iz dat what dis flashy-thing is I’b been chewwin on?
Oh sry, ere you go!
Ai haz notice dat dere wuz nevair teh dwinks and dances fur kitteh’s nawt seckond. Ai shall now dance. *jumps on table and danses*
*grabs flashy-thing, puts it away in safe place*
Whew.
Ane won wanna dans wif mii?
*haz wun ob doze flashy thyngs. Met a WIB whu gabe me wun in exchange fore direkshuns tew teh NB.* Nao… where iz lolcatburglar?
I will dans wif yu. so u iz nawt dansin wif urself
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VNx78SAq8M
oh-oh-uh-oh! oh-oh-uh-oh!
Oh. Dat xsplains teh itty, bitty kitty ?_itties
MYNE! YEW NEVAIR GETZ MAI SARDINEZ! *hides under sofa*
*Que Up Impending DOOM Musikz*
Da Da Da DAAAAAA
Wun uv mai kittehz luvs teh veggies. Meet, nawt sew muchlee. Him maeks an eksepsun fur teh shrimpeez tho.
Did yoo dat you can turn any animal into a vegetarian or meat eater. You just gotta noes teh propurr diet fur dem, but it can be hard or expensive.
Thar is dis won sheep dis Muslim owned that used to chew on gwass. Den teh sheep started attackin an eatin teh Muslim’s chickens. Teh Muslim then asked anuther Muslim fwend if he can eat dis sheep becuz it is against his religiun to eat any animal dat is a scavenger. Thus, his sheep eat meat to dis day.
Buh teh kittehs shud nom teh meets, fur teh gud nutrishun!
Yeah, but I finks it’s possible still. I’m nawt gonna try it tough. I dunno wat non-meet is pak wid protein.. Mayb tofu, but mayb nawt enuff..
I fink makin kitty eat onlee veggies wuld maek him eet all day.
I fink mai kittehs wud sai pleh tew teh tofu
Mayb if you mix nuts an peanuts an such :oD Dey wuld say UMMMM!
=/ Who knoes..?
Mebbeh if’n ders Crab. Iz dere crab>
=o Sure. =D Yoo can has unfertilized eggs!
meh?
Ohai MB, Aifinkso K1ihi meens prolly chikkin eggs, mebbeh…:?:
“nomnivores” - LOL1111!!!@!@!!!!!@
ai hadz a kitteh - “Bandersnatch” hoo eated skwirrlz, bugz, cottage cheese, mai feenger-tipzez, adn lickeded teh chonklit offa doughnuts! (hii hadda clumb uppa fridgedeezer 2 get it - bak awf u caretrolls - dint bovver Bandy! Gawn 30 yeerz! ai still skweez him.
kittehz liek all meaty fingz i fink cauz…welll…dier cats!!
Mai kittehs wud kill foar bacon…when Ai makes teh brekkies at home, dey are at mai feets teh hole tiem. Oh, and whatchu wants fur teh drinkies and dansies?
ya my kitteh iz alwayz bonking hiz head wiff ma feet az 2 get sum food…. and da weird ting iz dat he doesnt eat raw meat! he eatz cat food or cooked meat and he lovez ice cream and mayonnes!
Kevin or Sir Francis?
Neither.
one’s bacon is kikkin, tuther izznt…….. sew waddyoooo fink?
Depends on whut kitteh was doin.
If’n he was watchin’ teh “Footloose”, then Kevin.
If’n teh dawg was just telling him about who he thinked really wrote Shakespeare’s plays, then Sir Francis.
STN
Oteh, ai gibs up. STN?
STN is teh new QED. See here:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/07/17/funny-pictures-ur-doin-it-rong/#comment-382074
I goes beddy-byes now. Nites!
Are yew a lonley goatherd?
onleee wen ai lissen tew the sound ob mooosic, den dat song just stiks in mai hed 4 dais!!!
LCB, dis wun 4 yew!!! goin out tew dinner, be finkin ob yew……
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1143794
Ai iz glad dat yew gotted dat, sew Ai doan sound liek such a nutter!
Back atcha, babe:
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1574413
I can has eggy-weggs w/it? Kthxluvubai.
GIMME GIMME TEH BEICON!
IZ TASTEE AN NOOTRISHUS!!!!!!
plz? kthnxbai
[HOMER] Mmmmm….. bacon. [/HOMER]
BACONbaconbaconbaconbaconbaconbacon! Itz BACON!!1!
I CAN’T READ!!1!1
I lub dat cummurshul.
Ohai kafleen. Whair yew been awl mai life?
Ohai Kafleen! Habnt seed mush ob yew laytly, happitayl tew nao! Teh nawt sekond tym ai seed dat bacon cummurshul, ai ROFLMAOPIMP, eet wuz teh heelairyuss tew me!
Kittehs don’t kno it’z nawt bakon!
i take it you’re not interested in the vegetarian alternative, then?
Pfft. Mrowwwwwrrrrrr!
(dat meenz noefankz)