Noe, srsly. Tooth farey leavz bebe kittehs now. Rly. Iz tru.
Noe, srsly. Tooth farey leavz bebe kittehs now. Rly. Iz tru.
but i wantz monee. i needz 2 buy sum ice creem.
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I hoep they leef tuna
Congratshumalashuns, officecat on ur nawt sekund. Haow wud u liek 2 sillybrayte?
Iz awl martoonied owt, hab momosas insted.
I dink we shud awl do teh MP Fish Slappin danse. Dat wud maek me a happeh kitteh.
My furst nawt sekund! I so prowd!
Con-CAT-ulayshunz officecat!! Haz uh nys momosa inna grate big glas
**wis-purrs** nawt yooz “F” werd — dis iz ur “nawt-sekkund nawt-sekkund”
Con-CAT-ulayshunz agin!!
*blush*
I didz say it! I wer tryin nawt to! aw. wayz to go me.
Dere dere naow — iz K — U jess b egg-sytid bowt ur nawt-sekkund. It happinz 2 da bestist uv us. It awlsew happinz 2 me…
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(dis kawmint wuz rikoardid urleeur b4 uh lyv stoodeeyoe awdeeyintz)
Didz ai miss da yuse uv teh ‘F werd’ bai officecat…or are r eye blined?
reeds it again. I didz say et. Nebber do it againz! I sware!
…oar r ai blined, eben?
oe…DAT ‘f werd’…nawty burdy!
Wootwoot!1!!Elebenty!! fer OC, nawt second nawt second. Mai jelus….let mii sho u it! Gud jawb!
u wantz 2 b slapped wif a tuna?
i recomendzdedurs.. recompenz.. i fink u shud starz wif a shad or macxercul.. shad adn werks up frum bass adn LOLcatghoti 2 peeaner tooner 2 tuna
iz jest sayin
bildz up yer facile reziscums
ohai, donkey!
mai daddikat adn i uster hit wun a nudder inna face wif blewgillz, bassez, adn katghoti wif a krai ub “gib em sum ayre”
duz wii awl noes wut “ghoti” meenz?
Gh as in cough, o as in women and ti as in ration so ghoti = fish!
Now dat juss made mah brane hurt.
*trotts off grumbleeng and shakeeng eers*
Gimme dat ole tahm edumacashuns……elebenty fer fonix.
ok…i hadz 5 teeths pulled…..wheres mah itty bitty kittys?
Ai’d gib up a toof fur diz liddle kitteh
me tooz, widdle kitteh so cuewt!
GMTA!
I’se awf wit teh loop ov string an teh doorhandell now …. wish me luck!
Owchie!
MM heer wif CCC. Ai layded in suppel eye ob gawz n payn killers fur awl ob us hoos wants to pull r teefs owt to gets teh cyutes kitteh!
Dats gud finkin, Ai rekkun der wud b lotsa peepl pullin der teefs owt
Haow minnee kyoot liddul bebbeh kittehz kin I gitz ifn I pullz awl mai teef owt?
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Depens haow menny teefs u haz got. Ai haz mostlee “maed bai teh dentiss” wuns an dey doan’t cownt.
Iffen yu put a mayd by dentist toof under yur pillo, yu mite get a pore-se-lain kitteh.
Does that meen if I put a gowld krown under mai pillo it will turn in2 a gowld kitteh?
Teh toof fairy haz a sik sens ob humor adn mite put a goldfish dere insted.
which will in turn, bring the gwold kitteh, nawt sew?
It mite. Yes. Teh gold kitteh wud smell teh goldfish, reelize it’s nommable, adn run under teh pillo tu get it. That wud mayk sens.
Jus seed teh pikchoor. Dats juss greedee!
Mai, wut big teefz yu has
Awl da beddur 2 nom stufz wif (n trayd 4 bebbeh kittehz)
*Lukz at deh ic Aahz posted.*
AAAAaiiiiiiieeeeee!!!!!!!
*runs skreeming frum howse*
*hides behind tree*
PUFF, PUFF, puff, puff.
ooooo. dat skeeree!
I ken haz cookee, noaw?
Iz K naow, cweenmj — I stawp smylin naow…
Heer … has sum dubbul-stuf Oareeyowz dipt n wite chokklit…
N fakt, naow dat I minshun it, I fink I gunna haz sum 2…
*nomnomnomnomnom*
OOOO i lubz deh dubbul-stuft oreoz.
dip nom dip nom dip nom dip nom
Fankz, Aahz.
the oreo peeps hurt my feelins, they quit makin’ mai flavurite, 1/2cawfee/1/2creem. they were soooo gooood.
I needz tew get mai wizdum teef pulled ennywaiz — mite az well get kittehz fur dem!!!
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Mah poor huzbin (nawt sew pleezed wif hazzin teh 6 kittehz we haz alreddy - 4 moar himz DO NOT WANT).
Tell huzbum nawt be a poopyhed. but heer we nawt aloud tu hab so menny. Awl doze teef at wun tiem? owie! Ai did wun at a tiem nd ownlee last wun wuz bad. wuz stuk undur da boan nd wuz dizolbing it. Ai fink wud be eeziur if dennist maiked a hole in mai cheek tu get it owt. den ai wud hab dimpul. win.
Hm , dat wuz a test. Ai traid tu du wut cmj toled me, went tu Wp etc. but crashed . Start obur?pleh!
Dont giv up!
It took mee furebber - an in teh end, lolcatburglar did it fur me!
But wun day - it will happen. An I DID lern sum thngz along teh way bai trainng, too.
But… but… iffen they’re wizdum teef, you’d get veri wize cats!
teh dentist had tu cut mai wizdum toof intu 3 peeces tu pull it owt (badly impakted!). ai can haz 3 bebbeh kittehs plz?
Yu ownli get wun kitteh, but it’ll hab three split purrsonalities.
i gonna lub mah free-in-wun kitteh, an skweez him, an kawl him Jorj… an Mimi an All-Ball
Jes hadz teh mole er takin owt…shuda tole teh orl sturgeon 2 gib it 2 mii. Ifinkso himz kep it sew himz getz teh kittiis fer himzelf
I can pull all mah teefs an haz lottsa bebbehs unner mah pillo inna mornin?
GMTA tidmum!
I noe cares bout warin dentures iffen I can has teh kittehs
Yu sai dat naow but owie wen it hapunz. must be eeziur wai tu get da babehz.
Unner a goozberree bush iz whut I was told ?
Yur skool hab a gud S>E> program, huh?
Heehee!!
!
I did tell my niece we found her in a cabbage patch - she believed it for years!!
She calls me Auntsby Evil
Wy wud baybe kittehs be under a goozberree bush? Dat’s where yu get baybe gees! Kittehs aer fownd under pussy willows. Doze catkins dey drop? Deze aer kitteh seeds.
D’oh!! Sillie me!!!
!!!!
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I did laff teh udder day- I have an allotment area right by my house. I was wandering around picking up litter and getting Hazel to have some more excercise
and generally enjoying the sight of perfectly tended veggie patches.
I spotted a tiny black kitteh hiding in the onions. I called to it, an all of a sudden about elebenty other kittehs all popped their heads up from various parts of the allotments-the weird thing was, they were all black kittehs!
I swear they are planting LOLseeds over there
Kewl, tidmum! But I spryzd dat U dint haz teh *splort* rite dere awn da spawt.
Hmmm. I *thynk* I hurd on da nuuz dat der woz a massib exploshun in tidmum’s area, adn dat dey had sent ober a hundred CCCs, dribben by Team Lolcat racing kittehs, intu teh area. Dey had tu put up pikshurs ob mouldy bread tu stop anywun else splorting. It tuuk them agez tu put tidmum bak tugebba. Teh splort woz sew biig dat her left eer woz fownd on a passing aircraft trying tu get in thu teh door.
snerk