baybeh, yo daddy musta been a
baybeh, yo daddy musta been a cheeszburger cause i cud nom you all night.
if dat duznt wurk, u can tri da purdy eyez line.
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Did it hurt?
What?
Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven, ’cause you are an angel…
cheezy pick-up lynes, I has dem
cheezee lions! Hoo bedder tahn a Maus to hav teh cheez???
I redded sum reelee grate ansurz 2 cheezee pikup lynz sumware — dey wuz grate!! Heerz sum:
…
“Wanna goez bak 2 mai plays?”
“I dunno — I’z nebber bin undur uh rok b4″
…
“Haow dew U like ur eggz inna mornin?”
“Unfertilized”
Swav kitteh iz swav.
Not to menchun debone-air.
Oh, dang. I mentioned it.
teh next shot iz kitteh wif tuna-martoonie throwd in himz face.
Concats maus!
Does we celeburate wid cheezburgers or ar it 2 earlee?
It’s 9:00-ish in mai part uv teh werld. How ’bout sum ham-n-cheeze omdelets?
mine 2
ham and cheez omlet comin rite up
does U also wants homefries wid it
an OJ or coffeh to drinkee
we can haz brakefust parteh
ebery one is welcum to has any kinda of omlet dez wants
Hoemfrys is gud. I has alreddy had mai kaffee. How ’bout sum Bloody Mary’s?
here U iz
I maded bloody maree wid V8 and some tabasco
:hands maus deh glass wid a celery stick
Heers sum shrimps to hang on teh glass. Is nommy to dunk em in teh Bloody…
perfekt, nootrishus and delishus
fanks maus
BTW, I has teh purrrfect Bloody recipe. It’s postid up on CheezFrens. I named it “Bloody MaryO”, in honor ov… um… sumwun. I fergit who now…
i fink teh fyumes frum teh zippoz can haz bork’d yr memry.
*fwhit*
*paw snatches any shwimp nawt karefullee garded*
Gotcha! I knowed taht shrimps wud bring yoo owt uv hiding
*gulp*
*kwikly swalloes & hides sumfin behine bak*
Tehre’s plentee! Nom away!
*luks arownd kashuallee*
ennybodee seen my fwend Tidmum?
hai maisweee. ai saw tidmum owt n abowt n a fred erlier, she mite hab gon tew pick up her kidlettes frum skewl *shrug*
fnanks, jimmba
she aw wayz gibz me her shwimpz, cuz she no likez dem (siwy Tidmum)
she berry silli indeed!! dew yew hab anee tew share? ai broughted teh sweet chilli dip!
shure, has sum!
*dunks a duzen in teh sweetchillidip*
nomnomnomnomnom
oh, datz teh gud. nebber haddit b four
here, tries dis
*passes over soss med wif catzup, tabasko, & horseradish*
oops, fergotted dis
*skwirt o fresh limmin*
Oooh! Shrimps! Is those for annybuddy?
HAY! Who skwrited lemmons in my eye?
wuzn’t mee *kwiklee scoffs shrimps n run off*
Come back here!
*runs after Jimmba but lemon-juice-impaired vision thwarts navigation*
*falls into vat of Bloody Marys*
*throws raft made of celery sticks* use the power of grabbity on dat.
oopsee.
heer let me help-
*grabz seltzer sprayer fingee*
hmm. how duz dis werk?
*sprayz seltzur alllll Over LCB*
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*looks hoapfull*
dat better?
uh ohs *sigh* call teh yng tew get lcb owt ob teh BMV, meenwile ai’s gunna go fin me a vat ob summink tew dive in … n see wat ai get insted ob yng’s
*sprayer goze outta control*
*knoks jimmba into ginormous vat of shwimp just deliverrd*
well, now you can wate wif baited bref to see wot yu get.
.
*low rummmmmmmbul*
*elebentee gazillyun kittehz stampeed Jimmba*
I’M HYSTERICAL!
*gets a faceful of seltzurs from MoS*
I’M HYSTERICAL AND I’M WET!
your HYSTERICAL and WET? areya muddy and have a squirrel on yer head as well?
No, but i has elebenty-gazillyun pawprints on my hed from teh stampeeding kittehs heading for the huge vat o’shrimps.
Hay! Wut r u doin wif that skwirrl Dan??
lawng storee it dat chronicals the arrival of Rufus the Excitable Attack Squirrel
uh …… oh …… *cowers*
anothur storee??
It duzzn’t involve spit duz it?
Shoot! I has to go for teh weekend now.
I hate missin all teh storees!!!
*powt*
Oh well, maybe next week…..
Oops I forgot deh toast
U can haz white or whole grain wheatz wid butter iffen Uz wantz
A sassage omelet,pleez…..wif wheet toast.
Ai duz nawt liek teh Bloody Marys (tomato juice-pleh!),so ai will mayke myself a mimosa.
here U goez eeck, I garnish Ur omlet wid parsleys
enjoi
Akshully all dis talk ar making me real hungreh in IRL
I will be hasing an earlee lunch..
Why,fank u ,t_k…….
Ahnd ai agree – early lunch !!!!
Us hobbitses likes dat ideer. . .breakfast. . .second breakfast. . .elevenses. . .early lunch. . .lunch. . .late lunch. . .ohai tee. . .dinner. . .supper. . .bedtime. Hobbitses has a lot in common wif kittehs!
ai’m a liddel late, but ai haz fresh home made cinna nomnom raisin bread, if ne1 wants sum wid der omelet..
O uk dat souns so delishus
I will haz some and eat wid honey budder
nom nom
Ai can has ’shroom an cheez omlet?
Teh pop-tart ai eeted jes izznt doin teh jawb.
ob course rhsb
here U goes
Does U want toast and something 2 drinks 2?
Let me make you an Ebil omelet…
*Sautes some nice fat Crimini mushrooms with a shallot and herbes*
*Grates some nice aged Swiss cheese*
*Beats 3 big organic brown eggs*
*CookCookCookCookCookCookCookCook*
Here you are. Enjoy!
Nomnomnomnomnomnom.
EM! Dis is wunnerful! Ai nawt kno u can cuuk!
**suddenlee rhsb startz feelin a littel ebil, an ebil grin comz akross hur fase**
Oh,noes….u shud NEBBER eet anyfing Ebil Maus gibs u !!!!!!
Butt out! rhsb will need her Ebil Strength for her upcoming challenge, so I made her an Ebil Omelette. It’s sort of like building an immunity to Iocane…ge, so I
Sorry about the mess at the end of that post. Another victim of the comment box “wrap under”. Feh…
Hmmm,dat omelet DUZ luk gud….
**nom,nom,nom**
Uh,oh…..
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH…
**coff,hack,coff**
You really need to cut down on your smoking…
Cannot…get…used…to…Ebil…laff….
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA….***coff,hack,spit**
Frenz, ai fink ai knoe watz goin awn.
EM needz minyunz an is tryin 2 maek US hiz minyons, bai plyin us wif hiz wunnerful cookin skillz.
Nao, ai kant speek 4 ennybodee eles, but ai’ve nebber been a minyun b4 an am finkin abowt tryin 2 b wun.
I suspeks menny ov us were alreddy in lub wif Maus…efter dis omelet, menny ov us will be in lub wif Ebil Maus, too.
teh abuv comment wuz praize ov the cheeze omelet, & not in any way ment to dicrim…diskrim…to nayshunate in enny way aginst Rodney Dill, Jack Deth, Stagehanddan, Free Lion, Stagehanddan, or enny utters ov teh lubable men ov teh cheezwhirrld.
U sed Stagehanddan twice. U must like Stagehanddan.
hmmm, the twisted mind wonders (wanders as well *sigh*)
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Am I supposed to have something against Ebil Maus? (nawt “held against” ya perv.)
hoo woodint?
cSmall, when I ask dat the answer I usually get is “prolly nawt annyone in particular, just annyone who’s met ya”
When I axe my boyfrent woo wouldn’t lubs him, he sez “U wants to see typeritten list?”
Is a quote from Neil Simon, I thinks. But it makes me lubs teh boyfrent. allda moar.
O mai — I haz uh bighongree IRL, sew dis b sowndin REELEE, REELEE nomuhlishus, nawt ebil! Gotz anuvver wun plzthxbai?
*POOF*
There you are. Bon Apetit!
u were sposed to take ur teef owt before u nommed.
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♫♫ mi mi mi mi mi mi miiiiiii. La la la LAH la la la! La la la la la. (wun toen up) La la la la la. ♫♫
Ai’m reddee nao!
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♪HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♪ DEER LEOSMOM ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
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Lukks otay 2 me – Ai doan’t sea enny lions!
mi 2, ai C harts & muzi notz – inna foxfur
adn harts 1notes adn boxers inna splora
da onliest lion ai seed this morning was mai Leo
If u can’t see NE lions, how u sposed to reed between dem?
(BTW, Happy Birfday, LeosMom!)
tanks so berry muchness. dis is teh nawt second birfday song to me todai!!1!
Happy 21st birdday, leosmom!
teknic…tentic…akshoolee, iz mai 25th anniversary of mai 21st birfday.
well tehn, is extry-speshul!! happee burfday!!
now taht i com to fink ob it, taht’s teh wun i got coming up in a few munfs too!
hippo birdees, leosmom!!!! may it b a happytail day an menny 2 come!!!
HAPPY BIRFDAY!!!!!
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Hippo birdeez 2 ewez
Hippo birdeez 2 ewez
Hippo birdee deer LEOSMOM
Hippo birdeez 2 ewez!!
♪♪♪♪♪
N doan furr-gitz ur prezzint — wun bottumliss boks wif uh nebbur-indin sply uv lion-shaypt chokklitz wif awl sortsa kreemee fillinz (4 da vyteeminz, don’cha noez)
…
Haz uh grate dai!!1!
wowie… anudder 21er… mai… wus nice back den… wen i wus yung an hadded mai own teef an cuds wok wifout sticks… *coughs*
a very hawpee fursday
O, noes!
I missed a birfday! I hatez it wenn dat happens!!
I hopez u had teh besstess ebbur, leosmom!!
…i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.i.
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………………………toona/sammon cake dekormated wif shrimpz
(generousslee provided by teh maus)
Happeee Burfdae Leosmom!
it lukked purtey- er befoar i sampuled sum o teh shwrimps, sowy…
*Floting in2 deh ruum in her bublol, teh cween starts singing wif a huge,
*Ethel Merman-like voyce:
♪♫
Happee Birthday to U
Happee Birthday to U
Happee Birthday Deer LEOSMOM,
Happee Birthday to U ♪♫
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*On deh final note, shampayn corkz pop,
*adn deh bottlez lifting demselvez up
*and pour themselvezinto crystal shampayn flutes.
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Dere b plenty 4 ebbreewun!! A toast 2 Leosmom!
*klinkee glasses
Cheez!!
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☼ ░ ⌂ Ọ ° ¤ õ Δ ۞ ồ 0 ° ¤ õ Δ℅◦ …∙°ö ░ ⌂ ∞ ỡ ℅◦ ô¤…∙ ° ö ô¤ ρ ☼ ░ ⌂ ∞ ρ ☼ ░ ⌂ ∞ ỡ ℅…∙ ° ö ô¤ ρ ☼ ░ ⌂ ∞◦ …∙° ö ô ¤ ρ ☼ ░ ⌂ Ọ ồ ∞ …∙ ° ö ô¤ ρ ρ Ώ ο ٥ 0 ° ¤ õ Δ ۞ ٭ ه ☼ ░ ⌂ ∞ ỡ ° ¤ õ Δ ۞℅◦ …∙° ö ô ¤ ρ ☼ ░ ⌂ Ọ ồ …∙ ° ░ ⌂ ∞ỡ ℅◦ö ô¤ ρ ☼ ░ ⌂ ° ¤ õ Δ ۞∞░ ⌂ ∞ ỡ ℅ ◦ ∞ ỡ ℅ ◦…∙ ° ö ô ¤ ρ ☼ 0 ° ¤ õ Δ░ ⌂Ọ ℅ ◦ ỡ ℅ ◦ …∙ °ö ô ¤ ρ ☼ ░ ⌂ Ọ ồ ∞ ỡ ℅ ◦ … ∙° ö ô …∙ ° ° ¤ õ Δ ۞ ö ô¤ ρ ☼ ░ ⌂ ∞℅ ◦…∙ ° ö ô ¤ ρ ☼ ░ ⌂ ¤ ρ ☼ ░ ° ¤ õ Δ ۞ ⌂ Ọ ồ ∞ ỡ ℅ ◦… ∙ ° ö ô ¤ ρ…∙ ° ö ô¤ 0 ° ¤ õ Δ ρ ☼ ░ ⌂ ∞
Happee Floof Day to YOU
Happee Floof Day to YOU
Happee Floof Day dearest LEOSMOM
Happee Floof Day toooo YOOOUUUUUUUU…
and meny meny meny moar….
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Leosmom, ur onwee 2 trips round teh sun behine meh.
Come on! Try to catch up wif meh.
No wate, iffs u catch up wif me in yeers, dat wud mean dat I…
*gulp*
waz on teh rong side ov teh grass.
I’ll tell u wat…why doan u juss stay 2 yeers behine meh, okey-dokey?
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All teh best fur dis yeer and always!
Ai jus lub ur flavr
Or is that “flava”?
Ai fort dat wuz a sort uv been.
Wat a cheezy commint!
Hi there rhsb. How did thing go with your lawyer?
Ohai, EM! Can ai gibs u a hug? I bet u gibs teh best wuns!
Heer’s wat ai rote on teh prevyus fred:
“Teh meetin went fien. If hubby an ai cannot come 2 an agweemint abowt teh settlmint, tehn ai gots sum desishunz 2 maek.
Ether wai, him nawt gonna be veree happitayle. Oh, wail. Iz nawt mi hoo started tihs war. Ai jes gotta fite innit.”
I’ll give you my best non-Ebil hug…
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Good for you! Give him hell, girl! Or at least heck…
Fanks, EM.
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*whispurrs* Ur sekrit iz saef wif mi.
{{{{rhsb}}}} THAT’S teh spirit!
No moar hyding unner teh bed! 
Yoo dint start it – so let HIMZ bee teh unhappee wun! Ai am so prwod of yoo! Fur nawt just lyin down an letting him trampl awl over yoo an yur hart!
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{{{{{rhsb}}}}} gud luck!! yer rite, he started teh war, jest stand yer ground and do what iz best fer you! mai friend iz going tru de same ting rite naow – married 16 years, 3 kidlets, her hubby left her fer anudder woman (don know why – she iz teh sweetest purrson ai know)..tings werkin out fer her, hope dey will fer you too
Heer’s a hug fur yu, {{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}}
gud fur yu fur stikkin up fur yurseff.
We r wif yu. Did yu haz rapport wif lolyer?
gud for yoo! my brudder finded hisself in very much teh same pozishun yor in, him desided to fite an now him haz rized frum teh ashes, an yoo will too!
(himz X hitted him up for gimongus child-support payments. my brudder is responsilbe father an luvs himz son, but himz wife- at her insistence – wuz teh main wage-earner for teh fambly an wuld get mad at my brudder wehneber himz made more munnies tahn her an made fun ob ebreefing him tried to do. an wen she kicked him owt, teh grant for himz part-time resurch job aslo ended so him had no job, no munnies an nowere to live but she still wented aftur him for manee manee munnies. him fited back an now iz living himz life himz way an haz gud relashunship wif hims son an nise noo wife hoo preshiates him.)
Glad 2 heer teh meatin went otay – Ai hoep teh rest uv teh proseedyoor goze smoovlee. It izn’t goin 2 b much fun tho, howebber it goze. {{{{{rhsb}}}}}
Ai heer Barry White’s voise an teh bow-chicka-bow-wow muzik inna bakgrownd.
Wow…me too !!!
Good going on your meeting with the lawyer….and know that you have the power of all the cheezfrenz behind you !!
{{{{rhsb}}}}}
TEH POWER OF TEH CHEEZFRENZ COMPELS U!!1!
TEH POWER OF TEH CHEEZFRENZ COMPELS U!!1!
TEH POWER OF TEH CHEEZFRENZ COMPELS U!!1!
TEH POWER OF TEH CHEEZFRENZ COMPELS U!!1!
I was thinking ‘issac hayes as chef’ on southpark
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSLPlQS9sC0
*SO* NOT SAFE FOR WORK
onoes hims chocolate salty bawls very nsfw
heh heh. safe here -
i luv mai work!
ai plays teh geetar part *geets owt amplimifier an a geetar and begins tew strum* duz yew hab anee rekwests cheezfrens!
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{{{{{rhsb}}}}} yew show dat guy hews teh boss!! cheezfrens unite fur rhsb! may teh power of teh riff compell yew!!
TEH POWER OF TEH CHEEZRIFF COMPELS U!!1!
TEH POWER OF TEH CHEEZRIFF COMPELS U!!1!
TEH POWER OF TEH CHEEZRIFF COMPELS U!!1!
TEH POWER OF TEH CHEEZRIFF COMPELS U!!1!
:O :O :O …. teh almytey cheezriff … such a riff haz neber been attem .. hape .. no wunz dun it yet … if sum1 did, it cud lead tew de end ob teh yooniverse iffun they goddit wrung … but … if sum brave axe weilding rocker played it well … the world wud be at peace …. oops
ai went awl epic knights tayle … sawreee!
*ahem*
TEH POWER OF TEH CHEEZRIFF COMPELS U!!1!
TEH POWER OF TEH CHEEZRIFF COMPELS U!!1!
TEH POWER OF TEH CHEEZRIFF COMPELS U!!1!
TEH POWER OF TEH CHEEZRIFF COMPELS U!!1!
Hay- I fink, I FINK… it’s Leosmom’s birfday todai!!
So just in case I am rite:
HAPPY BIRFDAI LEOSMOM!!
yoor right!!1! I’m so happytail yoo membered me, since aiz so noo heer. Leo and Schatzie were specially afflecshun8 dis mornin when we wokded up. its nice to wake up to a double snorgle from two long=haired main coon kittehs.
U gots MAINELY COONS?!?!! Ur sew luckee! DO WANT!
Happi Birfdai Leosmom! Hoep u has a wunnerful dai!
happi birfdai leosmom.
herez some hot choklit to start off Ur day rite
an Uz can also joins us for brakefast
Happee Happee Burphdai 2 ewe Leosmom!!
yur kittehs aura qwite georgeus – beeg & phlooffy
Njoy teh dai plaiiyen wiff yur fanbilly & teh peeps!
happy birfdai, Leo’s Mom, and so nise yu haz two snorgalicious kittehs to greet yu on teh birfday morning.
teh cheezfrens nebber furget aneewuns burfdai!! das why dey is full ob win an ossim!! hab a happytail burfdai leosmom!!
Moar lubable menz. jd, DaveCanHasDrTinyCat; Kittehlessjoh, Paul, Patrick, Jimmba, gibbocat, Klolzz, Phillipe d’Beaker, Johnson332 (do ai hav that rite??? Thosz numberz dont luk qwite as they shud!!) Paws4Thot (if he ebber coms bak), Bamahern, Aahz, Stend, Teho, Bubbashhoomin (if HE ebber coms bak), The Crapture. . ..an moar! Tony James, hoo pops in frum tainm to taim. . .
Yiss, u iz rite, leeza-b
Happi Birfdau Leosmom frum me 2!:)
Happee Happee Birfdaiy Tuu Leosmom: hav a wunnerfull daiy;
awlsoe hav happee daiys threwaowt teh cummyng yeer!!!!!
{{{{{{{{{{{{{ Leosmom adn her luuvelee Mainely Coons }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥Ai reely envees yuu habbing teh MC’s ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
HAPPEE BIRFDAY,LEOSMOM !!!!!!!
Chokklit cayke & martoonies fer u,ai fink….
and a sliver-plated cat brush to tayke care uv doze long-hared kittehs !!!
ENJOI YER DAY !!!
Dats whut mai bruvver gibbed me for mai birfday – he spent lots ov tiem brushing out both mai kittehs and floofing dem up and detangling a couple tiny spots. Dey be like…like…like dose koosh balls you can get that are soft and thick and irress…irsistest…yoo cant stop touching dem.
U gots pikshurs?
yes pleaz 2 turn bloo sew wii awl kin c yer pix
ai tinks aiz bloo now.
rats. let mee trai again
there you are!!
ai luff teh tew kittehs inna bafftub
anna teh clozup of teh orange fayce!!
Oh, tehy r GORJIS! Ai has teh jelus sew hard.
U has sum grate pikshurs. Ai fink mai favrit iz teh wun ware tehy r kittens an restin awn u.
Sew, hoo iz hoo?
Plz 2 gibs tehm snorglez frum mi.
Leo is mai lion – mai golden boy (who ai thot was a girl at nawt second – dey were itty bitty kittehs, and ai nebber had kittehs before. I named ‘her’ Dora (the explorer) until ’she’ rolled ober won day and ai saw someting dat wasn’t dere before – so Dora became Leo).
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Schatzie is mai brown/grey tabby – she’s mai cuddlebug. As soon as ai sit down, she’s on mai lap and purring. jis da sweetest girl. They’re littermates.
Happi Birfday, Leosmom!
I luked at yur pikkies, adn yur Leo luks a lot lyk mai Knockout did, cept de eyes r a liddel diffrent. Such a handsum boi he is! Schatzie is a bootimus gurl, too. I lubs her eyes. Hurrah fur de floof!
Wut a wunnerful gift…..teh brushin & de-tangling uv teh long-hared kittehs can be teh pleh…..
(Eeck begins planning who can do this for her birfday in January…)
where you live? I can ship mai bruvver to you.
Plz to not forget to put airholes in his shipping carton this time.
We iz both in Meeshigun….ai am in Livonia.
aiz in Dearborn.
Eed, u can ship tehm 2 mi an ai will brush tehm 4 u.
Of coarse, u mite has sum trubble gettin em bak….
Like….”trubble” as in “never” ??
Happy Birfday, Leosmom!
An menny moar…
Habs sum angelfud caek wif strawberries — nom nom nom — and sum yummy hawt coffee to go wif it!
Kitteh taht’s teh Cheeseyest pik-up lien Ai ebber heered!!!!
(Duz iyt wurk???)
yo’ daddeh musta worked for the ATF, baybee
’cause you DA BOM!
XD
Ur daddeh musta beed a sous-chef, cuz u melts my butter!
iz dat a corm in yer pokkit owr are joo onlee happeh tu see mi?
*hiedz*
Is yoo teh pressident? Cuz yoo looks liek him.
Nao dat meh. I sed pick-up line
oh rhsb- i wuz thnken bowt u awl dai yestidai, onederin haow da lolyer meet n went- happy 2 hear it went ok, did u liek her ? wuz she nise 2 u ?
ps- hbd leosmom ! u b bloo! hard sumtimes, huh? but we keepz try en!
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and speshul 4 rhsb
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Happy Birfday, Leosmom!
i’m not being trollish or anyfing but dis goesnt seem funny 2 me… sowwy
iz just teh cheezy luk in teh kitteh’s eyes. himz havin fun wif teh purty shiny fing.
an if him reely wuz talkin to lady-cat, next fing taht happen iz him getz himz face laffed in an him luks stoopid. teh lesson iz, teh cheezy linez dont wurk, hafta treet teh ladeez wif respekt! kitteh abowt to lurn himz lesson…
Or at leest tree minnuts.
you know, ai be so happitail dat mai butt won’t stay in mai office chare. Tanks so berry much for all da kakes, and kandels, and songs, and burfday wishes, and interest in mai (4 yr old)baby kittehs. yoo are all sutch special peeps. CC bless da day ai diskoberded this site. hedbonks to eberybuddy.
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o hai {{{{{leosmom}}}}}!!!1!!
HAPPY BIRFFDAY!!1!
Haz a lot uf cheezburgerz an’ drinkiez and caek!!1!
hope u enjoy ur birffday!
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Happy birfday, leosmom!
I is feeling extry gennerous today, so has a bon anniversaire, too!
happe burfday leosmom! teh burfday fairy letted me borrow some fettiz:
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oh, i saided happee burfday up abov too. hope extry wishes iz ok. (my brayn, let me not show yoo it cawz i dont kno wher it iz)
Frolikin down teh skreet N Deer born Mishigan, singin sillii song**iss Leosmoms birfin dai***twirlee twirlee***hippo birdie 2ewes, LM***hoapin U can haz teh hooj cake***skipskipskip***Leo adn Schotzii beez awl Xited***hooj leep hooj leep hooj leep*** gib us sums I screemz**frolikin lahk craZ**hmm hmmhum daon teh skreet N2 teh sunset.
Lol, lukkin 4 sum fun tonite kitteh?
*DANG!!!* Maiks mii wish ai wuz a gurrul kitteh.
*SIGH*
looks like rico suave kitteh is laying down his moves!
love the picture,
friend you on youtube,
AMAZING.
xD
You iz 2 b rocking my furry bitz.