‘Nilla Wayfurrz
Oh-ree-oh cheezcaek
Parfaits
Quickbreadz
R…

Rhino-horn goblets
Silver an goal bracelets
Tea
U…

Raisenetts
Sinnamanom breads
Teeny Martootie’s (many)
U..

Undead mummeez
Venerayshun (fr teh kittehz)
Wax konez on dere hedz dat smel oh so byootimus (but dey dripz on ur hayr!)
V…

Very mennee diffrunt dishes
Watermelons
Xtra fingerbowls
YNGs to spare

Zabagleeownee!!

aowtside, teh moon rizes over teh desert. is big and ginormous and yello. we canz heer teh egipshin moosic playing inside, and outside teh tinkly bells of teh camel. hey! mr. camel, no can has my martoonie. go getz yer own.

watchur drink, especially iffen it cawfee. Camel’ll taek it frum yew (voice of experience dere), heck even diet Coke nawt safe from the prehensile libs ovva camel.

there’s a story here!! ai just noes it. wut do yew say, peeple? do we wants to here the story?????

Storee! Storee!

oh pweeeeeeeeeeeeze SHD, tayle us a storeeeee

Yes, pweeze, SHD, tell us teh storee.
Teh prehsile lips ov teh camel iz grayte title.
Prehensile camel lips = nayme fur rock band.

Oh, PdB! I wuz lukin fer u on anovver fred. Needs an inbentshun. De multi-splort CCC teknologie.

I can haz storee tyme?

all teh kids sittin round, snuggly in teh blankies, nommin cukkies n hot chawklit, just waitin for teh storeee man. he surtinleee cannot leev us inna lurch!!!!

i wud lyk a storee as well. :[

ohai MelONyx, how bout a CCC n trailer?

yes, we is all wayting to hear the Advenshures of StageHandDan and the Camel of teh Prehesnile Lips. of course, if SHD haz gone away, we will catch him next time and make him tell the story.
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in the meentime, ai finkso ai’ll have some more cookies and anotter hot chawklit wif sum rum innit. nomnomnom

I wuz finkin we cud has vacuums fur de braynz, each seprit, ub coarse, leedin 2 de brain dustin&washin chambers, revers 2 return de braynz, adn mennee liddel armses fur de CHRGs adn dukky tayp. De blankees wud be wrapt arownd u bai de ppl calling de MSCCC, so as nawt 2 lose de kitteh tuch. I eben hab a kandidate fur de vacuum oprashuns sekshun.
I hoeps dis werks:
‘http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1564073′

are y’all still here? waitin?

*pulls up on majik carpet*
*strains of rimskeekorsakov’s sheherezade playin on teh radyo*
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yesh i can has storee, plz?
*looks around*
*steelz borrows a kookiee frum Prof. d’B*

heeeeeeeer hazzum hawt chawklit tew…………… nommmmmm

Jee … iz awlmoast liek camp oar sumfin … jamamakitty, Mai Ouis, Fleep, haynay, officecat, MelONyx, booklion, n Aahz awl sittin rownd da campfyr towstin marshdmellerz n maykin smorz, injoyin hawt chokklit, n sittin kraws-legd waitin 2 heer stagehanddan’z stoaree uv da Camul ov da Preehinsul Lipz
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Jess doan tell uh goast stoaree, dan…

ai kin jus see himz typin awai, makin teh gud storeee 4 us

*trots in, slipps on Mary O’s karpet adn crashes into jamamamamakitty*

Oops, sawee! R ai too laet fur teh storee?

*Laps hawt chawllit awf floof* Lap lap lap. Yummee!

didju noes dat sum ov us been waitin 45 minutes!!! dat will teeech me tew get here errrleeeee

pardon hadda goo git ah soooda.
okay, heer goes.

ouchie!!! hab a seeet 4.5

*Curls up nex to jamama, stil likking floof*

oh heeeerz a hole saucer ob hawt choklit fer yew!!!

Fanks!!!

picture this:
stagehands putting in 80+ hour weeks loading in Radio City Rocketts Christmas Spectacular. 50+days straight wurking other shows and prep for the Rocketts.

We be tired and more that a little punchy.

The livestock for the show (two camels (Missy and Amber) four sheep and a Sicilian donkey) arrived inna tent set up right by the stagehand enterance.

Adn? Adn?

chapter 2 comin up

*munchmunchmunchmunch*

.oh noooooes!
*realizez out o munchabuls*
*borrows moar kookees*
*dunks em in nearist abailabul cocoa*

teh suspens iz killin me…………. blarg, ai are ded

**frowz rok inna campfyr 2 mayk sparkleez happin**
**nomz anuvver smor*

I’m exiting the building with mai trusty coffee cup (old one from EZ Mart *shrugs*) and this HEAD emerges from the tent wall and comes within 6 inches of mai nose.
(okay Camel body language here) “Howdy, howarya, hey whatcha got dere?” *sniff, sniff* Hey I want that, *takes lid from cup, (removes the lid, previously sealed upon said cup) and begins to retreat into tent*
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(SHD) Hey, gimme dat back!
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(Missy da Camel) Naw, doan wanna!
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(SHD) Yes, dammit givvit back now *snatch* *examines cup lid* Great, camel spit.

*Pokes jamama wif a floofy blak paw* Jamama, u OK naow? Teh storee iz getting gud!

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, yew can haz cawfeee nao

btw. how about the setting of he Temple of Dendur in the Metro Museum in NY?
set up Tony Bennets’ birthday party one year, really cool place.

as you may have guessed by now, the camels would investigate what ever passing being caught their fancy. Onna break sayin’ hello to da camels (Missy dis time) drinkin’ a diet Coke and Missy decides she wants somma dat. I said no and put it behind my back.
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Missy decides to BITE Stagehanddan!

ooooooooooooooh noes!!!

grabs 4.5 floofly paw wif nuvver floofy paw………… getting nerbus

Didju bite her bak?

’sokay jamamamakitty. nawt to wrurry, i found moar to munch.
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oh, wait; yur ohnoeing cuz o teh storee.
nebbermind…

I swears, a camel could…could….do something very intricate with dere lips.

jamamamamakitty rushes ober wif moar cukkies n hawt chawklit, sry wuz sew ingrossed in teh storeee ai fergot mai manners

Liek fred a needel?