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Corm grat zuul ashunz siobhan!! Wii hav deh drinkz n dansingz now?? U b at dhe hed uv a 7 way ty!
yay me’s so hawpee… is mai nawt sekund nawt sekund an a ty wif 6 odders… thats gwate…
mebe… we shud habs us a zombie?
Grenadinesyrup, Cointreau, Lemon, Maracujasyrup, Rum (in awl colors), Orangejuice, Pinapplejuice… an… decorate it wib a jalapeno? fur da red eys?
bleh… 2days i furget so much alla tyme…
the danse… uh… i’ll leab it up 2 us… me’s such a not dancer, but after da zombie i sure will danse… an dans dans dans…
an… uh… i guess we shud hab hawt choclit wib jalapenos fur da non zombiedrinkurs.
Heer aer sum suggestions: Monster Mash, Thriller, Ghostbusters. Or yu cuud haba medley ov them.
me lykes da medleys… ^^ n-e-ways wuds be 2 much gweat suggestuns… so les do em awl 2geddur.
Woot!
Ai gotz mai dansin shooz awn! naow if onlee the gigglols wud let me breeth!
maybe wi cud fro “breath” inna taht medley fur u
n-eh-way… gotta wish u awl a nighty night nao… *danses out uffa lol fur da dai*
prapz u like 2 going 2 deh ty booteek???
it b wun uv mai favo-ritest plaisiz.
*Takez siobhan, Anukki, sweetpea, LCB, Leeza-b and Plobes bai deh handz 2 deh Tybooteek. (U didn’t noeing I b habbing sew mennee handz, did u?) Opunz deh door and dey b walkingz in.*
mai pal Gibbo keepingz it well stocked wif deh most wundermus fingzez u can imajining.
*Dey lukking rownd in wunder at teh awsumnesses uv deh Majikkle TyBooTeek.*
Himz haz deh tyz, uv corse and sew muches more.
*Handz ebbereewun a lubberlee silk ty.*
Ober here hdere bee deh bobbul hedded kittehz. Gibbo b habbing sum deeliteful kittee skarfzez. And on dis shelf he b habbing deh kitteh faised loleepopz. Lukz like dere b a fresh supple eye uv deh CHRGz (wdoi) and a gross uv deh 50z bavving capz. Heer b deh pritty Cheezland sno-globez.
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*pikz up wun and shakingz it. Watchez deh snow falling on ebbereeting.*
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Sry, I got distrakkted. Dheze b deh newest in deh jewilreez — kittee eerings, braceletz and nekklisses. Adn ifn u duzn’t see wut u b wanting owt heer in the frunt uv deh Tybooteek, dere iz awlwayz deh bak ruum. Gibbo keepez sum straing stuffz in dere.
*wunners ub awl da hans ub cweenmj* u an octopussy? *coughs* i meanded kitty wib maaaaneh hans… u got opossubul thums an awl ua hans?
i wud so lyke to go there… i awlways her ub da boblol headed kittehs an da wunnerfull chrg… an sooooo maneh stuff…
i will follow fur sure… *blinks* *is specheless*
want!
Wun ub deh wundermus fingz bowt deh tybooteek iz dat u can habbing wuteber u wanting….. Gibbocat b a berry genruss kitteh-boi. He gibz us everting.
swichis owt ob da shock an grabs – late but fin’ly
applepie wib gushifood
boblol headid kittens
chrg wif crazy d-syn
deeliteful kittee skarfzez
ebbery snowglob
…
yer mother noms cheezburgers in heck
(“my mother? let me tell you about my mother”)
Bladerunner ref, FTW!
Y, STEND, u haz a sweet side. I seez u winking. :snerk:
whai yes, yes she duz…
an she skares small children for a living too!
buttz not teh ridge enal visene. new warning not gud fur aies.
brilliant!
EEEbil kitteh!
I fink we wuz due for a littul ebil.
Too much kyoot latelee! A brayne can onlee take so much!
u sua dis kitteh be ebil? to me hims looks jus lyke hims spendid 2 much tyme in front ub da tv. oa maybe in front ub da pc… waytin fur da next lolcat
mah optimism lets me shows u it.
nice… *looks at commint* u shudda be up unner da udder commint… *pushis commint up oa twys to*
yippeehhh… i maded it… i pushded it into da right playz… *can has gwiet nao*
itz ok… itz just werdpress.
When u comments, make shure to refresh, the noo ones sumtimes end up in a weird place, then when u refresh, it shows un in the rite place!
and, if this kitteh is ebil, I volunteer to join him in ebilness!!
than-q fur ua nice wurds… no than-q fur werdprezel… but i guess it had to git me sumtyme…
an me’s sua da kitteh will gwadly axept ua volunteering.
yikesee, i go hidez nao!
ummm. Sigourney, Newt needes yu over on nutter moobiee to fite teh Aleeyunz.
Which wun?
Aleeuns XI — Teh Revenj Ob Teh Pozessed Kittehs Frum Basement Cat
Aleeuns Vs. Kitteh Zuul — Aleeuns Beg Hoomans For Help
Fluffy Aleeun Killers Frum Owter Da Bafftub
Owter Da Bafftub!!!
*shibbber*
yr skeerin me!
*pondurz*
seamz like dere otter bee wun feechureeng Joansie…
Aleeyuns Elebentee: Wrath O Jonesey
(bet chew kuld commup wif sumfin betta!)
Ayleeunz vs. Itteh Bitteh Orinj Bebbeh Kittehz
…
Ayleeunz nawt can haz CHRGs — dey wood splort n dat wood b da ind uvvem.
Prawblim iz — da ayleeunz assid blud wood mayk uh reel mess uv fingz win dey splorted…
…
N Jonesey wuz un orinj kitteh … mebbe himz hukz up wif gurl kitteh aftur Ayleeunz Elebentee n deyz bebbeh orinj kittehz r da wunz wat sayv da Urf…
gud storee line!
Ghostsplorters, FTW!
*SPLORT*
dey’s dooing a gud jawb.
hmm… r those reel branes? dey luuk kinda cheezee to me…
*pullz owt magnifyin glass*
Wen CCCing dis LOL, on noe accownt cross the streems. Dat wd be bad, az in cawzing awl cheezpeeps’ braynz to be accelerated tu teh speed ob light adn splort at deh saym time.
oh… cool.
Impoartant safety tip. Thx, jd.
and u iz Zuul’s next minyun.
oh yes! ai luv bein a minyun! wen do ai start?
I wish tu dizagree wib lol. It iz cleer dat teh kitteh is nawt Zuul. Zuul iz kitteh’s slave.
everything in teh yooniverse is kittehs slave, kittehs fuud, kittehs stuff, belongs in the NB, ore belongs in kittehs litterbox*
*akkordin to kitteh, neways.
Dis is cleerly just a difference of o-minion.
Oh, I fownd owt wat dis kitteh waz doing before appearing in the lol.
http://www.comics.com/comics/pearls/archive/pearls-20080717.html
Who yoo gona kall?
LOlbusters!!
There are no fluffy
ONLY Baymsint Cat!
I ain’t afraid of no ghost-kitteh.
*ghost-kitteh taps LCB onda sholder*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
wut’s that screeming?
did sumwun tuch YNG again??
noe… nawt rillee…
ai just fawled awn him akuz ai wuz laffin to much… yah…
wow! A 7-wae tye!
Call teh BUST DUSTERS!
No, nawt rite.
Call teh GUT BUSTERS!
Still nawt rite.
Hoo ya gonna call?
Gost Sputters?
Post Musters?
Host Crushers?
Telly Savales?
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oh, no, datz deh anser 2: Hoo luvz ya?
If wun uv teh dust bunneh moves, itz prolly teh kitteh!
Gross Fusters?
Glows Trusters?
Toste munchers?
*can eezily imajin teh kitteh in teh lol munching cheez on toste*
Fluff Busters.
DuffyBusters! Jk lol
Sumwun els…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpmSldUC0hU
YES! I’ve been dying for a Ghostbusters LOLcat.
If dat kitteh is teh ebil, tehn ai nawt goin neer teh litterbocks! **shudder**
yu culd send teh litterbahks ov ebil to soon-to-be ex-hub.
Gud luk in yur meeting today.
when is ur meeting rhsb??
has u had it yet?
Ai gettin reddy to leev nao.
Bai!
gud luks!
Kyoot and ebul If dere is such a fing
There is…
an lemme gess, yu iz it?
Never doubt it…
Hay EM … Y wuz it dat da bloo leenkee 4 da YNG runnin rownd inna preeveeyuss fred winted 2 urz n Maus’ proefyl? Hmmm?
DANGER! Kyote an ebil combind in won!1
Ah, yoo seemz to haz met mah ex-boyfrend . . .
Reary? Wat he look liek? Ginger coat?
poyntee eers?
big delishus aize?
I mayk it a rool never to get involved with possessed peepul.
Well, yooshully, ennyway . . .
ai dunno… if tehy is possessed bai a kitteh- it wudnt be so bad…
Dependz on teh kitteh…
“”poyntee eers?
big delishus aize?”"
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u eets da aizes?
mebbe wif barbie-q saws?
yu hasnt tryed mai muthers aiball soop. it even won an award and gottted published inna magazeen!
…
an teh bloo and green aizes goes best wif teh sweet &sower sawse, nawt teh barbieq.
Yur ex-boyfrend is a wier-kitteh posessed by a dii-mon?
Gremlin, yoo mai has eben wurser problims dan de fact dat gremlins do not eggs-ist.
Doan spoil our fantasee, we lieks tu pretend we’rre kittehs!
Now we brings u another in a semi-whenever series of actual spam subject lines in LCB’s mailbox that might could be capshuns for this lol:
– Should You Have Been a Hairdresser?
– Facebook sued by user for millions
– Create a furore in her bedroom!
– Nicole Kidman gives birth to new baby
– North korea nuclear fallout
– Cute dogs massacred in Texas
Ai bote fur fur…oops nawt sekond, forf adn lastes
lastes is mai favrit… kyoot dawgs is tastee an nootrishus (sez mai ashun frenz)
Gotta sez—-EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!
New baby, huh?
As opposed to old baby?
GMTA! V luk down V
Hay, I doesn’t rite teh spam. I just deletes it.
I heer if spam iz recycled enuf thymes, it eventually turns into McDonald hamburgers.
an then it makes peepl sik!
SPAM spam spam spam SPAM spam spam spam…..
I like spam.. alot!
Bloody Vikings…
…eggsbeenschipsandSPAM!
Lobster Thermidor au Crevettes with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam…
Sownded gud until teh spam…..
“Itz got sum spam innit”
“Haow much?”
“Free — kwite uh lawt, akshullee…”
“I can haz da Lobster Thermidor au Crevettes wifowt sew much spam innit”
Sumhao ai red “mornay” as “monkey” — prolly bin reedin tew much “Get Fuzzy.”
Naw sush thyng as tew mush Get Fuzzy. Dat adn Pearls Before Swine, and Dilbert, aer the keeperz ob all unibersal wizdom. Well, wizdom teef.
It maikz peepulz sik b4 it goze tu mc d’z , ai getz sik ub heering abowt slebriteez habbing awl doze babeez awla tiem. Whirld nedez les babeez, nawt mor. idul wurshiping teeneez fink must be a gud fing if doze peepz du it so liddul 14 yeerz owldz ……..Hm….. Iz a trol in heer sumplace.
Wuld hav bin wurse if Nicole K had givn birth to an OLD behbeh!
“Ray! When someone asks you if you’re a god, you say YES!”
Wher do doze steps go?
Dey goez up, Ray — dey goez up.
liek taht benjamin buttons gai they maded a moovee abowt?
Iz yoo teh gayte keeper?
noze… aize whuts beHIND teh gayte…
Iz you teh kee masser?
iz yoo teh kee masteh?
GMTA
Dis iz maekin mi want a nu kitteh to name Zuul.
r u teh kee mastr? I m teh gate keepr *lol*
When there’s somethin’ strange in the neighborhood
Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters!
Lol, i watched that movie just last week! (and the second last night!)
otherwise, I admit, I would not have caught the reference…
Some movies ya just gotta see every 10 years, at least…
aaannnd I just realized that sigourney weaver’s pic is underneath…
iz slow
Yu is in mah powur…when i blinks yu will go to teh fridje an get teh sammon…yu will put it in mah suppur dish… when i blinks agin yu will no remembur ennyfing…
*blink*
*blank stare….
*goze to teh frige
*frigs is MT (itz a werk frige and we mooved too weeks ago)
*blinks stoopidlee*
Iz teh Stay Puff Marshmallow Man coming next ??????
YAY! S’mores! lawts and lawts uv s’mores!
whuze gawt the fyrewud?
Ahnd teh elebenty-foot Hershey bars !!!
hay, did u noes they make marshymalloes in CHOKLIT flavr now??
oooooooo. heven. Now I kan diez happee.
also stromberrie!
I onst maed deh home-maed choklit marshymallos. Dustid wid deh Ghirardelli ckoko and grounded choklit when cutted into servings.
Is 2 make into s’mores-fer-chokoholikz; wid dark choklit bars an choklit gram crackurs. Fren maed choklit cordial (to mix wid deh vodka for choklit martoonies).
It waz all eggs-stream-lii nummy.
Yesh…has seen doze at teh store.
Ai am aktually nawt much uv a marshmallow eeter….onlee lieks dem in smores!
Cupple uv yeerz ago DH an ai were camping an went out to bye marshmallows — we founded sum taht was coated wiv toasted coconut!! if yoo lykes coconut, tehy were teh bomb onna smores.
Never founded again. Musta bin test markit.
Ai still sees dem here in Meeshigun.
Coconut marshmallows on smores…hmmmmmm……
noe! I saw sum tosted coconut ones in teh store just this week!
I do liek the camping, fanks, for the tip!
I’ll get sum next time I see them!
*wunders how much teh coconut weighs*
Afrikan oar Yoor-up-peein coconut?
*snerk*
So i herd u r teh destroyr of wurlds?
yes. an yer werld is neckst!
There’s catnip adn a cheezburger in it four yew iffen yew destroy that other wurld instead…
Ray, when someone asks you if you have a cheeseburger, you say “YES”!
Kitteh goes to saym hayrdresser I went to in teh 80s!
Retro, yor doin it rite!
U knoes, “Ghostbusters” was a sad movie. Teh guise office was a *lower lip wobbles* abadonded firemans station. *sniff*
WIF NO FIREMANZ INNIT!
*sobs uncontrollably*
yer rite!
ware did awl teh fyremens go? did nobuddee want to play wif tehm nemore? ore mebbe *britens up* mebbe tehy wer relowcated to teh NB?
*pats Lcb consolinglyon one arm,whilst still skritching her head frum teh previous Lol…….*
I has a hanky iffin you’d lyke it? Tehre’s onlee Hazels iye bogies awn wun korner…
Thx.
*puts hankie daintily to nose*
*HAWNK*
O, and u can stop skritching now. I think u has reached brain.
Heer LCB. Take this. It’s dangerous to go alone :grin
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1564416
kthxWANT!
Cyoot innit?!!!
Iz part ob Daddehs spotty cullecshun.
We has 2 reel lyfe wuns whut are teh cyoot too
Scrapes brain cells out from under finner nails….”want these back LCB? “
*stares vacantly, drools*
wipes grey gungey matter frum nails on LCB’s hed …sticks a bandaid
wiv kitty paws awn it, ober teh grey stuff…*Dat shud do it”…whoopsy.teh llbc iz stuk awn teh owtside. Nebber myne, I’m sure LCB wont miss one….
Huh. Yew getz elebenty noo fyremen a day being recrooted by teh NB. There’s a whole town just to howse them awl. But hab I seen wun fyrewimmin? Nawt a single wun!
U might wanna check wif Maus on that, er, score.
There are, from time to time, Fyrewimmins in the area. You just have to know where to look…
We DID has som fyrwimmins a wyl bak, but Ai fink StagehandDan or mebbe Jimmba or praps Klolz (wher IS Klolz? Ai’s nawt seen hims reesuntly…) tukked tehm owt to see wut tehy lukd lyk in teh lite….
klolzz did WHAT?
ime gunna hafta tawlk to that boi…
Ah, it wus Maus, wus it? An wut’s taht smylee doin in teh miggle ob mai larst post? Ai neber putted it tehre!
tahts bekuz uv Maus… yool need to tawlk to him abowt ware awl teh fyrewimmens ar. heze nawt as gud at sharin as lcb iz.
ausome cat pic
*wisspurrz*
ohai! ai iz bak foar a short wyul. Foar a lawng tyme, ai haz ben bizzy elseware in teh interwebs.
*/wisspurrz*
Zuul? hoo iz dis “zuul” wii iz tawking abowt?
ohai!
*whispurrs*
Has u ever seen teh moovie ‘Ghostbusters’?
Zuul iz teh ebil trying to come into the whirled…
Itz nawt teh scary though, it was a funny moovie.
I dunno. I had nitemayrs abowt teh dork teeching one ob my school classes. No. Wayt. Dat wasn’t a dreem.
oh! moar ebilness! no, ai’z nebber seed “gostbusturz.” ai haz ben riten a storee elseware awn teh intertoobes wif a bunch ov other peeps. Teh character ai rites abowt wuz tricked intew becuming ebil adn now iz going kwazee. deppressing, ai noes.
Shez gunna get bedder, tho. 
yeah, that’z wut ai’z ben doing perty much awl teh tyme ai’z ben goen.
Yew rillee shud see “Ghostbusters.” Itz full uv teh funneh an teh win!
maebee sum dae. lol, itz reely hard tew get bak intew the lolspeek wen yew’ve ben typing in normul speek foar a lawng tyme.
ware ya bin? i mist you, nawt sekund fwend on my ICHC paige.
ai haz ben doing a teen-site thing. (yew see? ai still kumvert bak tew normul speek at tymez!) kawled Vroengard Academy. It’z sew a bunch ov teenz kan get excited abowt teh thurd book in Christopher Paolini’s Eragon series. ai iz reely excited abowt it. it wuz the inspirashum foar the afore menshuned storee.
Ai need help riting sum storees, iffen der’s anywun who wud be interested in helping.
wut kind ov riting? ai unlee rites fantisee fikshun. lol, ebbrywun awn teh websyte ware ai iz riting teh storee sez ai mayk a berry good tormenteded villian. unlee, ai iz not kumpleetly a bad guy. ai willz bekum good agin, ai pwomise! otae, ai iz prolly sownding ebin moar kwazy. ai’ll stop nao.
I’m riting a gothiky science fantasy – nawt sure iffen tew make it Chulhu mythos or nawt, but that kind of reeely dark. Problem iz, I can rite bits and pyces, but I’m nawt very guud at riting a hole stori by myself.
vote for chulhu, iffen yer tired of choosin’ the lesser of two evils.
chulhu saves, he mebbe hongry later.
Ai haz a glad dat Ai izn’t teh ownlee purrsun hoo nebber seed Ghostbusters. Ai dint haz a cloo wot dis lol wuz abowt.
ai prolly hazzint seen it becuz it luks lyke an older mooby. Nawt cawling y’all old, just saying it luks lyke teh mooby wuz mayd befoar my tyme. lol, ai’m gittin myself in even deeper wadder, awrn’t ai?
Ghostbusters ref FTW!!!!
Ai still wanna know… If the ghostbusters had been dere when the fridge woz posessed, wud thay hab been able tew zap Zuul’s home? Or wud dey hab just blown up the refrijurater?
nao awl dey needz iz an Eragon ref adn a Sonic the Hedgehog ref. prolly wunt happin until a yunger generation takes over ICHC, tho.
*ahem*
yur tern, Miss Whippersnappur!
wut? yew wuntz mee tew luk foar a pic sew ai can doo teh refs? ai wunder if dey wud evin mayk it tew teh boting page.
Kitteh kynda luuks liek her gotted her paw stuk inna lektrik sokkit!!!
Hers eises haz lighted up liek a Christmas treee!! Poar bebbeh kitteh…..
Her furr koat needez tuu bees chekked tuu ruulez aowt taht iyt dint katch fyre!!!
Tehn her furrs shuud hab a guud bruhshyng!!!!!
Nice old schools pop cultares refurance.
Iz pinkeeh, pinkeeh n de brayhn brayhn brayhn brayhn…
:rolleyes:
Me luvz lolcat! Me luvz Zuul! Dere be Ghostbusters Game dis Fall, biggizt ol fan LOLhappy w00000t!!!!1!!!
Mebee Zuul, but still kewt.
are you teh gatezkeeper?
i absolutely LOVE this
omg who you gonna call??!!!
IZ U A CEILIN CAT?
Yay, anudder ov mah LOLs get choozd!