dis iz wat i have to put up with.. on a daily basiz..
poor kitteh. wut haz bin seen cannot b unseen.
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an Ai iz tyred uv it
an ftw is teh hooman doin bakk der??!!!1!
Mai hoomin… him nawt knowz hao to dress himsulf… nawt knowz dat teh gitar fing hurtz my eerz… an’ I tryd to nom teh kord to tellz him to git a reel job an’ buyz meh teh gushifuud but him skwirtid me wif bottl.
@@@@@@@@@@@@@!!!!!
himz ampz go to 11, him sed. I dont fink dat ar reezin to turnz dem up dat lowd.
Teh onlee happi I has wus when he nawt luukin… I barf’d in hims gitar.
HILARIOUS
r-tarded.
You are to be pitied.
If this site so offends your highly developed, sophisticated sense of humor, why do you keep coming back?
i suggest that we do not dignify this idiots comments with a response at all……… just sayin
Ai agree wif u jamama, butt todai ai jus had to speeks owt!
“Dis iz wad wee havta put up wid
On a dailee basiz.”
*raises Spock-like eyebrow*
Indeed.
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poof – you are gone
lolllllllllolololol is just sayin whut his problem iz.
altho iz nawt nyse word to use, ebben about yerslef.
Hi again! Glad to see you! I was wondering where you went!
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Snorgles….schmoo….ai lub u!
LOL! @@@@@@@@@@@@@@
Too hilarious. Thank you for providing me with a much-needed and much-appreciated belly laugh.
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yay, nawt 2nd annipuss! herez sum quacka – jax fer yoo.
OMG! Put some pants on!!!
Hmmmm……..wut iz dat iytem ov clothin unner deh feetz??? Hmmm??? Fink ov the poor unnerwherez!
After a second look, is that a brassiere he’s standing on? Jeez and Crackers!
I shoor fink that’s wut caretroll fot! Maybe wii needz a liddle joodishuss applikayshun of teh Zippos tew this pic?
Hoo be caretroll pleez?
Ai fink it iz sumwun wiv a splitted purrsunalitee. Lukk at the kwiltee fings!!!!1!
Take a close look at the avatar…
Ohai, owl! I’z caretroll, livvin in TrollheimUnterTheSea, likkin mai woondz after loozin a big cayse agenst EbilMaus. Akshullee, I’z got a split purrsonallity– teh rest ov me cawlls itself “zauberflote”.
mice to meet yew…ai finks.
*shakes seawater off hands*
*extends hand to shake in friendly greeting*
Pleased to meet you, Owl!
yup, shore looks liek a bra! YIEKS!
Or she. Hard to tell from this angle…
If we cud see the angle, den we wudn’t have to wonder…
*snerk*
Remynz mi ov teh lyne inna sawng:
“An tehy lubs eech udder sew
Androjinus
Closer tahn u know
Lub eech udder sew
Androjinus…”
replacemats, or crash test dummies?
either one FTW! (but the ‘mats are a *little* cooler)
Is that a guitar he’s holding, or is he just happy to see us? Pleh…
Ai’z tinkin it bees gittar heeroes an I dunnos but luks lyke a gurly hooman. Ai sites az edivince de smoov leggs an de narroo wayste.
Mebbe strip gittar heeroes?
Ifinknawt!
Gurls do nawt wear tighty witeys!!
HEY! Wen I wuz dat age I did– wuz teh omlee fing fer decent yung laydies tew ware!!!!!!
I wuz gunna say saem as Leeza-b… but… um…
Den I pawndurd ur argoomint, zauberflote…
An’ den I sae, “I muss nawt be deessint yung laedy.”
I fink it ar boi-hoomin, tho. I don’t fink legz ar smoov, an’ I fink hoomin ar jus turnd so wayst luk narrowr den butt. Dem tytywyteez ar teh offensiv.
Elfi, this wuz bakk in teh 1960′s……bein brot up bai high-mynded parrunts. Omlee nawt decent yung laydies wore fanseepants. Now, ob corse, NEfing goez!!!!
♫♫♫
In olden days a glimpse of stocking
Was looked on as something shocking,
But now, God knows,
Anything Goes.
♫♫♫
Speeking uv musikals, Maus… I has been thinkin about ur upcoming role, and the dewalitee of being both a cowboi and a farmer…and seein as how u has had the dewalitee issues before, I fink we needs to fix ur identity.
So aftur givvin it sum thot, I finks u will has to be: Farmboi.
More on that. I tried on my costumes last night to make sure they fit etc., and it looks like Slim is supposed to be a farmer. So… no duality, at least in the show
Well that’s a releef! U have enuf DID alreddy.
Nah. You can never have enough DID…
you cannot claim then on yer taxes as dependants. um……so I’ve been told.
Nyse try, Leeza-B! yoo cudda had him there.
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LB: “Farm Boy, fetch me that bukkit!”
M (as FB): “As you wish.”
maus be farmboi…. poor… poor an perfek?
Teh bukkit kwote is perfekt fur this site!
That day, she wuz amazed to discover that when he wuz saying “As you wish”, what he meant was, “I love yoo.” And even more amazing was the day she realized she truly loved heem back.
Fur enny uv hoo hoo hazzint seen Princess Bride, see it!
Fur enny uv us hoo wunz in a whyl cheets an luks up kwotes insted uv typin them frum mammary, heerz teh imdb page uv PB kwotes:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093779/quotes
Princess Bride ref!
And isn’t the soundtrack just all over beyootiful?
Maus could be a R.O.U.S. understudy when he isn’t being a Farmboi, perhaps?
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Costume change! fifi fanseepants rockefeller
Juss memember taht teh farmur an teh cowmann shud be frenz…!
“fanseepants.”
.
I want that for my new e-mail name.
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Fifi Fanseepants Rockefeller
.
*swoon*
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*scurries off to get new checkbook printed* Thank you, Zauberflote!
Dis wun duz
wut? sinz win? gurlee wuns, but stil
hek, dey is cheep!
Maybee deh girlz yoo nose do nawt. But sum girlz does, ‘cludin mii when I is wearin’ deh work clouse.
“I seez ur tawp unnerwherez an razez u a bottomz”?
Pls to not let teh bottumz be razed. OR raised.
*scares self*
…and it looks liek he shaevs his legz! :::::::bug-eye’d smiley:::::
Owl: FYI, teh bug-eyed smiley is “: shock :” (wifout teh spayces beetween teh colons and teh werd).
Ohai, oar 8 + O (ate + capitayl oh)
Meh 2…
helpdesk wurk aint 2 fyn… :S
awww poor itteh bitteh kitteh…
Oh bebbeh, u can come libs wif mi…
an he is NAWT Tom Croose…
or is he?
I can has focus pls???
no, him too tawl.
Just becauze you play guitar with underwears on doesn’t make yu a member of the Red Hot Chili Peppers…
Come here babi I’ll pet & play with yu… 
Ai can has Anthony Keidis?
Iffin he wuz in teh RHC’s,wuddint he be wearin a sock ? 8)
mebbe iffen he plais bass
Izzat da Nekkid Cowboy praktissn at hoam?
**snerk**
Gud one !!!!
um… but… he wud be doin it rong, then, rite?
wudn’t nekkid cowboi practiss include bein nekkid?
Omlee furr the dress rehersul, ware u warez ur costoom, dontchanoez.
but at leest he wutz need da cowboibooz… wu’nd he/she/it?
Oar nawt az teh cays mai b
no, nekkid cowboy is faymuss fikschur in NYC
plays gittar all day in tytee wytees, eben in wintur
n now iz sooin M&M for copyright infringment
Kitteh sez: Ai can haz eerplugs, an a blyn-folde?
…an’ a liddul brane wash, just enuf to get DAT imaj out uv mai hed, plz!
kthxbai
I lukked, dey do nawt maek teh Brain Bleach. Goo-gal cud nawt fynd it.
Frenz, ai can has hugz? Ai has a beeg sad rite nao.
Ai miss mai Josie sew hard! Last nite, ai culda sworded taht ai herd/feeled hur get inna bed wif mi. Ai wated 4 teh meow, but nebber herd it.
{{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}} Ai noe dat feelin, fur a minnit u fink dat ebrifing iz otay an den u `member an haz a sad.
{{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}} sew sowwy
({({({({({({({({rhsb)})})})})})})})})})}) Awwwwwww, sweetie! Dat sew hard.
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Maybe she did, in spirit…. when I losted my Dixie kitteh I had teh same thing happen, more than once. I liked to think that maybe Dixie was coming back to vissit me…..
I fink Leeza iz right. I sumtymes sees mai hart kittehz. But since wii moved last summer, corse I duzznt see them in teh new howse.
Lawng tyme ago, wen mai kidz wuz juss kittenz, wun gave me a stuffed bear beecaws he fot I had a sad. I keepz that bear an snugglez it wen I duz haz a sad. Mai current kittehz is nawt sew snorggleable, an we duzznt let them sleep wiv us.
Rhsb, duz u haz a “Bear-bear”?
I saw my current cats BEFORE I got them, there were spirit energy balls cruising around the house….not frightening, just intriguing. Didnt know what they were -until I got my kittens and then I had two fur-covered energy balls running around the house.
troo… i noes this feelin 2… sumtymes thinkin i sees hur jus outside ob mai full sight, sumtymes feelin hurs pwesenc… sure thing hur lubs always ther.
an i furgotted the mowst important…
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Heerz a grate beeeeeeg hugs {{{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}}, sry fur yur sad, missin kittehs is teh sux. Ai steel feel mai burnee needin inna mai hare n snorglin rownd mai nek. Juss merember thay nawt leev compleetlee, sole part is dare♥♥♥♥
I was separated from my soulmate, Benjamin, for just a few days while he was at the vet’s getting his teeth fixed, and I thought my heart was being ripped out of me. I’ll be a regular basked case when he crosses the bridge.
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When I was a teenager, a dog I loved very much was killed by a car. He came to me at least twice after that – I saw and felt him…..he was just -there-
There was something on TV once that told about a man whose neighbor’s black lab always barked at him. One day he came home, and the dog just stood there and looked at him. He mentioned how quiet the dog was to his neighbor – who looked at him strangely and told him the dog had just died that morning. Sometime later the dog’s owner moved. The neighbor saw the dog and told him that his people had left…they weren’t there. The dog looked at him and ran off, and didnt come back. (This was on a true ghost stories series.)
{rhsb}
I had surgery a few months after Nicholas the Wonder Poodle crossed Rainbow Bridg, and I swore I felt his back against my leg. U not weird.
Aftur ai had mai colonoskopee an got inna bed, Josie got inna bed wif mi an stayed tehre teh hole tiem – ober 4 howers.
In collij I had a Meezer hoo wud curl up wiv me wen I had teh pleh cramps.
o dat’s the BEST isn’t it?
A vibrating (purring) heating pad…. I has thought many times how perfectly a kitteh was designed for that!
Umforchoonaytelee, it haz to be a ammenabul kitteh… she wuz the last wun hoo did like that!
I givz yu hugz an’ such and says Josie missiz yu.
But weirdpretzl nommd my komment.
fantum companyun, yesh, haz happnd to me too
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mee too, although it wuz da goggie ai had when ai was a widdle girl.
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Dat wuz Josie. She came to tell you she is happitayl in teh Mu Meadow,an she lubs her Mummeh sooo mush,she wanted to come an chek on yoo.She noes yoo miss her.♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Your spirits are connected, even though physically you have separated.
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after Sam-Sam got hit by kar, menee menee tymes ai thot ai herd him comin bak in thru teh cat door. ai wud even go check.
iz teh very sad when taht moment of hope disappeerz.
Owr goggie wuz putted daown inna maurnyng; taht nite weez wuz syttyng inna libbiyng ruum; weez saw a flash ov sumefing runnyng acroass teh ruum; kynda liek a blur;
Wen weez tuuk teh goggie tuu teh vet taht daiy, hims cuudn’t waulk enneymoar:
mai husbin hadda cairry owr rlly byg labbie-boi…… Oanley CC knoes wut heppined!!!!!
{{{{{rhsb}}}}} i had teh same fing aftur my tigur-kitteh died. him wuz my bestest buddy, an sumtimes i finked i seed him frum teh corner ob my eye. tehn i gotted my tora an shiro kittehs, and tora (meenz tiger in teh japaneez) i fink wuz channeling tigur, took on sum ob tigur’s weerder habits liek drinkin owt ob my water glass… tehn we losted tora an now himz brudder shiro haz taked on sum ob tora’s weerdnesses. i fink sumtimes tehy channel teh spirit ob teh wun hoo wented before, to hlep us feel bettr.
Big hugz fr u, missin ur kitteh. {{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}
Rock Star Groupie Kitteh wakes up (in more ways than one) in the morning after the concert, the backstage meet, the party back at the Edgewater Inn…
I Can Haz Mudshark?
Lol Zeppelin ref, FTW!
(But even though teh legend says mudshark, it was rilly a red, um, snapper.)
Dis guis jus waitin fer da laundry ta be dun!
Ai jes hoep teh pikshur izzn taken inna laundry-mat!
noes.. he is standing in front of a fyreplace.
hopefully not TOO close…..
EEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWCCCHHHHH!!!!!
Goodness gracious great ****’s of Fire!
*snert!!!*
DK!
U has a abatar!!
And itz a lubbley blak kitteh!
Just wut I wud pick. O wait, I forgot we wuz teh same person.
Yas, it finalee showed up.
Do u lieks owr dymund kollar?
Dimund kollar is very sparkelee!
Is apro .. , aahpro.. , is very good kontrast to furz of blak kitteh.
Itz verry prettie!
I’d be carefull wif that around LCB.
GMTA…
***hyoomin strums gee-tar***
“Woke up this mornin & cuddint fynd mai pants”
**strum,strum,strum**
“Went to the fridge and ai wuz owt uv milk”
**strum,strum,strum**
“Alreddy a bad day,think ai’ll go bak to bed”
**strum,strum,strum**
“Kitteh,hold mai cawls,pleez”
*lulz* win!
gweat sawng
LAWLZ! eeckthecat, yew iz teh funneh! LAWLZ!
“I gotz dem tyteewytee gittar playin bloooooooz” ♫ ♫
I sayz I’s gonna moov to Tennussee an’ startz mai Kontree-Wustrn kareer wif teh hit sawng…. “Deer Gawd don’ let meh die in Oklahoma”
My huzbin sez we’s movin’ to KNOXVILLE, not NASHVILLE. *dismissiv waev* whutevar. It’s awl part ov kintukee enniehao, rite?
*snerk*
Doan tel taht tew teh Tennis-seeans–tehy’ll ryde yoo owt ob tun awn a rayl an cawl yoo DamYankee!
Ai fink iz a hied-unner-teh-bed kinda dai.
**beeg floofy caliko an whyte kitteh goes unner teh bed, pulling floofy whyte tayle in last an wrappin it arownd hur**
i knows doze kinda daze. {{{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}}}}}}}
::::::::gibs rhsb faborite floofy toy to snorgle wif:::::::::
{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}} wrest up todai, 4 2morra
Bcuz dozent u C teh lolyer onna julie17??
aura yur ducklettes inna rowz?? B a tuff flofoee cally
Yesh, 2morrow iz lolyer dai.
Ai’ve been doin sum investigatin. Got hubbeh’s salaree, mai salaree (weer bofe state ‘employeez, sew iz onlyne), hiz soshul sekuritee info, luuked 4 bank info, gotz hiz carz info, etc!
Mebbe ai shud b a pryvit investegatur!
Gud gurl! Bemember taht ur cheezfrens R wif u in spirit, just liek ur Josie kitteh.
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bravo!! yesh wii r hear 4 u. maiiB taek info onna houze tew
gud envestergator u r 1
Rhsb, I B finkin ov u tomorrow! Mehbeh himz haz stocksnbondz tew dat u kan get info?
Meenwyle, liddle black halfmeezer duz a “full Jenny” (ware teh fromt end and teh back end iz 180 degreez turned frum eech ovver) an stretchez delikat paw unner bed. Snzzzzzzzzzx…….
Beeg green eies watch delikat meezer paw wif innerest.
Good luck! I’m rooting for you!
Me too me too.
*floofy tayl swish..swish..swish..* teezin rhsb ….
Dis kitteh, it ar rellivunt to mai intruzt.
I hope things go well, RHSB. *hugs* When I git owt to Tennussee, shud I kom vissit yu, maebee bryng yu a kitn, an yu kan meets teh KB?
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Ai hab noe speerients wif tihs, butt mai hart am wiff yoo, an praiin foar gud fings tew com owt ob awl teh mess!
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Speekin frum eggsperience,ai hopes dat teh taking care uv the legal stuffs will help git yer mind off teh hurtin…
Nawt-sekkund divorce wuz berry bad wif teh hurts at furst…takin care uv biddness helped me to heal.
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Menny good fotts an wishees fur yoo. Missin teh kitteh is bad enuff (we is missin wun rite now, too), but yoo has dis otter fing to deel wif. Nawt so grate.
Hoep all goez well fur yoo tomorrow.
sounz gud! yoo has got lotza stuffs. member to bee brave STRAWNG kitteh, doo whut yoo must do an whut needz to be done — then later yoo can hide unnerdabed and haz hugz frum all cheezfrens!!
Weez awl bees finkyng rlly guud thots foar yuu adn haouldyng yuu up tuu teh lite!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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Himz moosik assaultin mah earz
and deh messes mah aesthetic senses
reskoo meh
yokay tuk awile 2 gatha tem awl up,
butter hear R dizzyknee princez 2 resQ u
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yssGWHBvcCY
[SNORK]
This is the best post I’ve seen here in a while. Which is to say, purest bokeh win.
O hai peeps!
Ai finks kitteh in pain frum teh hooman’s moosic.
Ai ugreez, luuk attimz beggin ize… ‘plz, halp!!??’
I safes yoo kitteh!1 *Becum a supah kat and wooshes in air an safes kitteh*
call petfinder – they can helps u finds new hoomans
dis may be a lolcat but i can tell dat da kitteh iz sad in reality
Ai agree… ai juss wanna snorgle himz little sadness awai.
Some1 pls rescew kitteh & giv the hooman sum pants.
WY u not find sum owtsid activees to git awae frum ridikulus hooman? (butt cum bak fur fud)
As a hooman who playz base in sum bandz, I can say that dis kitteh iz not alones in dis huimilia… hoomili… problem. Many kittehs and goggies all ober de worlz has to put up with hoomans in bandz practissin in unnerwares in libing rooms. Iz ded embarazin, and Guitar Hero and Rock Band games has only made things worse. Pleez, Hoomans, if you in bandz, don’t practis in unnerwares in libing rooms. You make u petz blindz (and naybors if you leeves curtins open).
“U maeks a groan kitteh crai”
NOO! He faights fur cause!
Plus, ebbybody noes u shud holdz the kittehs, not the gittarz!
nawt in yaw unnawares i hoap
Yep, goez widdout sayin! U mae has to make an unespected trip to de emergency rooms if you duz dat! Dem scratches will be embarazin to esplane to nurses.
maebee iffin’ yu plaed bass, it wud maek kitteh less grompee.
Or tuna.
Drat, wihs Ai wuld’ve bin heer yesturdae 2 seez tihs…..”cuda” startde a fishee-list. Waht teh hekc? Y nawt? Enne Kitteh-coem-latelees pls feel free 2 joyn in at ur leeshur!
Albacore
Bass (fanks, Elfie)
Catfish (umm, dat’s nawt cattibalism, iz it?)
D…..
Nao yoo!
Can halps kitteh frum nekid hooman wid mad moosic
fur onli a dollah a day.
bad moosic*
Cat Scratch Fever…..ur not even close!
dunno, dork back-up wit dat noizebox, he might be real close to a case of da-feever.
Prolly a gud ting we cannot hear soundz wit dis picktur.
aww. dat poh kitteh look sew sad.
Kant yoo reed teh sign? NO STAREWAY TO HEVVEN!
Play Freebird!
kitteh laik burdy bettr enniewae. Duz yu kno dat sawng abowt teh itzybitzyspydr? Kitteh laik dat wun too.
no Stairway?!? …Denied!!!
ok, parents ob grown childerns, how many ob yoo live in feer ob havin dis in yor basemint for teh nex ten yeerz?
how many ob yoo haz HAD dis in yor basemint for teh last ten yeerz?
(dis iz klassic. por kitteh.)
yeah! yoo shoodz getz kittunz nawt buoyz!
Kitteh rlly needez tuu bees reskuued; oar mebbee sume rlly guud eerpluggs;
Nawt awl kittehs luuves teh Rok moosik; (owr petz rlly approoves ov teh klassikal!!!)
kitteh luks oddlie wall-eye’d.
Ooooo, dere’s a W fur teh fishy-list ifz enewun needz it!
O.o Iz that my ex in teh backgroundz?