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Mai I can haz ur uhtinshun plzthx? I wood liek at dis tym 2 annowns 2 awl CheezFrinz n Lolcatz (n evvywun els 2) dat 2dai b owr CheezFrind Romeow’z birfdai!!1! Oar moar kreklee, da *mumbledy*-th annumbursiree uv Romeow’z *mumbledy*-ninth birfdai!! Naow iz da tym 4 awl gud CheezFrinz 2 kumz 2 da ayd uv da pardee n weesh “Hippo Birdeez” 2 Romeow! Let da sillybrayshun bagin!!1!
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U start it awf, Romeow — watcha gunna haz 4 dreenkeez n nomminz n dansinz?
hawpee fusday romeow… nao u mai eet ur cake offishuly. may ur wishes comes troo an may u hab maaaaaneee an maaaaaneee moar fursdays coming up!
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~happee burfdae!
o mai sense of scale. is dat jiunt kaek or teeny tiny candles?
i hope i hope i hope itz jiunt kaek
is GINORMOUSSE caek. and 21 candles
Dis iz mah second 21st birfdai, plus six.
Romeow, i wishes i could make up a clever dwinkytype toast in which i could express hao muches i Njoy yr comets. So instead i offerz sumfin kinda laem…
*raises glass*
May you can has elbentee moar lives to shaer yr humor wif us. Wee aer richer for knowing you, adn preshiate you sharing yr time wif us.
*wipes cheek*
Sorry, a bug musta floo into mah eye.
Muchas gracias, sweetpea.
Hppity happity hoppity birfday from me and teh kitteh dat owns me.
HAPPY BIRFFDAY {{{{{{Romeow}}}}}}}!!!!!!!!1!!!
AN’ MAY U HAZ MANY MOAR!!( birfdayz an’ cheezburgerz)
Well, i’m sry i’z so late and barged in all of a suddun in da party but i tinkz nobody mindz it!!1!
Plz stay at Cheezland an’ share ur humorus commentz wiff us an’ haz a gr8 tiem cauz itz ur BIRFFDAY!!1!
Oh hai Hashim!
Iz nao teh dai affer mah birfdai, and I seez ur nice message.
Iz gonna b anudder nice day.
Fank yew!
Heer’s won uv mai favrit toasts:
“May teh best of last yeer be teh wurst of next yeer!”
Salut, Romeow!
Happee Happee Birfdaiy tuu owr deer Romeow;
Yuu wuz teh furst kitteh tuu aks me tuu bees yuur frend; thanx soe muches!!!
Adn yuu ar teh hansumist, kewlist, bestest, frendlyist kitteh ov awl;
Maiy yuu hav teh happeeist ov daiys tuudaiy, adn eech ov teh daiys threwaowt teh nexxt yeer; yuu adds soe muches tuu ICHC taht yuur nawt ebben awaire ov;
Luuve, snorgles, shmoos, adn hedbonks frum CKK
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Fank yew Jenniffuurr and cheshiekittehkat fur ur sweetness.
Hai Romeow! Did yoo see the wun frum the Burgers yet???
**snerk**
Ai iz gonna say dat awn mai next birfday….
iz mai 2nd 21st plus 1……
Romeow,ai left u birfday greetings awn teh last pikky….
Wii liek to sai ‘It’s teh 30th annibersary uv mai 21st birfdai’ (if 51th birdday) here (mai area) (or, at least, sum uv us due).
Hippo second annibersary uv yore twenty-furst birdday…plus sex…ummm…six, Romeow, my gud fren! Naow, maek a wish, bloe out teh candlols, and LET’S PAR-TAY!
Let’s twai dis agen! Stoopy Weird Pretzel eated my commint/tribute to Romeow da furst tiem! I has a sad.
Hippo sekund annibersary uv yore twenty-furst bird-day…plus or minus six years, mai fren, Romeow.
Naow, maek a wish, blow out teh candlols, an doan werry about those burning drapes. Teh firemens has been cawled an will be heer any minnit.
:::::mumblols…soooo liek Weird Pretzel to post orijinalol commint secund and secund commint furst….rassin-sassin-frassin!!!::::::
Tanks fur calling teh fyremans! I’m sure LCB will preciate it, too.
Whooooooosssshhhhh…
I blewed owt all teh candles – let’s partee!
Stoopee mee jus sawed dis…fawt yew whir angree at mii wen didn’t sea itz onna 16thf. Hoep it was a good dai.
mai pair o’ noya an’ nsekyuritee, let me shows yew it!
ps: is a dobahjh cake a la Gambinino’s in N’Ohlunz, but inkorpurratin exotik frooty flavrs frm Pru.
nom nom nom…
ohai lurvely Colleen, (sins nawt rilly Romeow’s birfday) ai iz lukkin forward to teh day dat ai can come to Az tew yer cafe!!! yew is a gud frend an ai iz sew happitail tew ………. oh an wun ob yer kittlins asked me tew maik a birfdai LOL for you………. sew Happi Birfdai tew yew
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1555657
ohai lurvely Colleen, (sins nawt rilly Romeow’s birfday) ai iz lukkin forward to teh day dat ai can come to Az tew yer cafe!!! yew is a gud frend an ai iz sew happitail tew ………. oh an wun ob yer kittlins asked me tew maik a birfdai LOL for you………. sew Happi Birfdai tew yew
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1555657
Oh, dat’s mah bebeh TJ!!!
Fanks fur halpin him maek a card.
{{{{{Jamamakitty}}}}}
Colleen??? Yore naem’s Colleen??? Dat’s wun uv mai favoritest naems!
Myne too!!! Itz also mai dotters naem!!!
U muss hab bery gud taste
Romeow is a Colleen??? ::::::confuzzled::::::
Mmmmm…xtra frooty flavrs frum Purrru.
Nom nom nom…
Fanks sweetpea!
an heeerz wishes 4 many more trips around teh sun!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaKqwvGa6Bw
Oh, Jimmy Buffet! I ha neber heard dat song before – I likes it!
I will enjoy mah trip round teh sun! That’s a nice way to fink bout it.
o hai {{{{Romeow}}}}
HAPPY BIRFFDAY!!1!
I madez u lol i hopez u liek it!
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1559750
I lub it!!!
Dat iz one splortashus happi kitteh!
Fank yew!
ur welcome a lot {{{Romeow}}}!!!1!
Gambino’s……taht beez a majikal playse. Teh doh bosh tort, teh breds, teh brekfes cheez paskry fingies………yyyyyuuuummmmm!
*donkey looks wiff admireeng eyes*
Dat purdee.
wud dat be her ninteemf birfdai?
*struts in wif floof all floofed up but iz bery humbled by all teh attenshun*
Oh mah goodness!!!
Fank yew SO MUCHES!!!
Mah Cheez Peeps r teh nicest Peeps in teh hole wide whirled!!!
I can’t wait to start eating caek and drinkin drinkees.
I’ll grab a piece and eberybuddy join me, plz.
Srsly, I reely r touched by dis.
Happi birfday Romeow!!
Tank Yoo, saxikath!
happee burfday romeow! i wishded yoo happee burfday on teh ovver thred, but i wishes it agin to yoo!
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oooooo pweddy….
nize deezine!
(i aer kopy kat & takes ideeya wif me)
Happy birfday, Romeow! Ai hadded to miss teh partee becuz uv reel lief oblig…ollie…reel life stuff ai had to do, but ai hoep yoor day is teh happytailest yet, an dat yoo has menny moar!
Heer’s a spise caek wif carmel icing (nom!) in cayse yoo ran out of caek earlier.
Enjoyz!
enny spice cake left?
Fank yew, Cassidy!
I lubs spice cake. Caramel icing is teh icing on…well, u kno.
*hands kafleen a slice of spice*
Ummmmm…nom nom nom…
Doan’t laff at me
Happi birfdai Romeow! May awl ur wishis cum troo.
OHAI ROMEOW! (sowwee 4 shoutin, but Ai wantid 2 maek shore u notist)
Mennee uv ur frenz left messijis 4 u on teh prevyus lol. 2 mennee 2 paste heer, soe pls 2 lukk dere 2.
Oh fank yew – I didn’t kno.
I’ll go luk nao!
Ackshuly, sevral pikshors frum erlier today had birfday wishes fur owr deer Romeow! Plz to go an check them owt!
Dere’s moar?
I will hab to go luk at dem, too.
Wow, Peeps r so gud to meh!
Is it a laffin ohiena???
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HAPPY BURFDAI ROMEOW!
I saw that us is a vegematarian, so I has grilled some veggie cheezburgers for u!
Manney happi returns!!
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Ok, gotz a liddle carryded awai there….
HAPPY BIRFDAI ROMEOW!!!!!!!!
I givz u a
furstnawt-sekkund eddishun ov “The Enchanted Broccololi Forest”, hopez u lieks!♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
wow, datz trilling!
*pssssst, zauberflote*
i knoes yr teh expurt on teh caekz IRL, so i sneeked o’er to yr haus & stollen’d yr recipee. twas a peas 0′cake, cuz i diddit while you wuz bean funnee playin on ICHC makin trollhouse cookeez.
trillin MUCH bedder than trollin!
depens what-chur trollin for.
a birfday note?
*solumlee*
Dat dere r sum wurk.
Fank yew leeza-b, zauberflote, and sweetpea!
I’m gonna nom mah way froo teh hole dai!
*passes out caek and veggies to eberywon*
Romeow! Romeow! Wherefor art touh Romeow?!
Happiest ob Burfdais to yuuuuu!!!
I’z rite heer, Roof James!
Cyoot avatar
Romeow! Did u see that u has been onnered by teh Burgers theirselfs? Go badk to teh skwish pic and look at my song. They interrupted me! But was totally worth it! Go see! Now! Why is u still here?
Wow — “Teh Cheezez Dat Bee” wishdud owr Romeow a Happee Birfdai — ai had NO ideeyuh Romeow wuz *offishullee* sew impoartent. Uv coars ai know dat shii iz BERRY impoartent to awl uv teh cheezpeeps!
OMG!
A message frum teh grate Cheezburger?
U gots to b pullin mah floofy leg!
*clicks ober to odder pikshure*
{{{{[LCB}}}}}}}yur guna be famus! Ai went tu stoar nd shur enuf fyrmans wur dere. 1 wuz tal nd blond, uvvur wuz shortur nd maibe hispanik. dint seme tu be tugevvur. hmmm?
Abowt yur tutorial : ai stil get” plugin didnt —- wutever. Ai stil nedez sum halp wif fingz arownd heer. So far ai dont fink naim turn bloo but am getting frenz ennnywai. wen ai goze tu WP nd bak ai getz crashez nd stuf. maibe iz me, maibe iz wp, maibe iz owld puter. dunno. Wud liek to maik “alturego ” abatar but dont no if wp wil let me wifout a bunc of trubul♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
I stopped at my grossery store after teh werks and no firemans. Phooey.
As for teh tutorilols, it sounds like ur old computer, specially if it is crashing just from WP. U should get a kitteh to upgrade ur RAM.
can it be u has seen mai liddul lion sumwhere? him singing uf circul ob laif ebbery minut ob day
Hippo Birdie Two Ewes.
Hippo Birdie Two Ewes.
Hippo Birdieeeeeeeeee, deer Romeow!
Hippo Birdie Two Ewes!
Ai hopes itz yer bestest yeer eber — an dat ebbree yeer
frum nao on getz eben beddur!!!
{{{{{Romeow}}}}}
Wif a start like dis, it will b a grate yeer!
Fanks, nightshayde!
Janet asked for this to be pasted here:-
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♫♫ mi mi mi mi mi mi miiiiiii. La la la LAH la la la! La la la la la. (wun toen up) La la la la la. (must bee in mai verree best voice!! ) ♫♫
Ai’m reddee nao!1
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HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♪ DEER ROMEOW – TEH KOOLEST KITTEH OV THEM AWL. AN AWLSO THE HANSUMEST,
BRAVEST,
STRONGEST,
NICEST,
AN THOR O’ LEE BESTEST ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
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.{{{{{{{Romeow}}}}}}}
Oh mah, Janet – wat a byootiful voice u hab!
I fot I waz heering angels singing, and den realized it waz YOU!
I appreciate teh announcements u made fur dis.
{{{{{Janet via annipus}}}}}
Happey birfday, alla teh way frum SaudiRabia, Romeow!
happytails an meny returns 2 u.
Romeow’s front door bell rings *ding dong*
special deliberry by teh flyin Persian carpet.
“Delibberry fur Romeow!!!!”
1 teeny tinee bebbeh camel wit teh beeootiful eyelashes -
garanteeeed not growin bigger dan 30 centimeters high (das about 12 inches ai fink).
hopes u likez teh bebbeh camelz, not mush else here in teh desert 2 send u!!!
HAPPEE BIRFDAY!!!!!!!
AfriCat – wat a wunnerful gift!
I lib in teh Sonoran Desert in AZ, so I finkso teh bebeh camel will b happeh heer wif meh.
Wow, teh flyin Persian carpet delibery iz way better den teh post office!
Fank Yew, AfriCat! I’ll taek gud care of him.
*pets bebeh camel softly*
Nd web yu brush him yu can kepe da harez nd croshay a sweddur fur wintur tiem. Problee dont nede a cote berry offun.
SMILE!
Which way did he go George, which way did he go?
Happy happy joy joy
Romeow is nawt a boy!
Nawt that boys are bad ya know
Iz just we lubs hour Romeow!
:LOL:
sry, dat wus sposed to be
Romeow is not a boi?
Dis mite b a liddle confusing, but Romeow IZ a boi.
Howebber, teh one dat types for Romeow iz a gurl.
To maek eberyfing moar confusing, La Luz iz in teh avatar and she iz an odd eyed Manx. Romeow waz an odd eyed white Manx but wiff teh opposite odd eyes.
fanks, nawt too confoosing!
My furst kitteh was part Manx. Wut purrsonalitee!!
Iz that a Manx thing?
Hoppy Birfdai Pat…er…Romeow
*dats a ref tu anudder fred in case yoo missed it*
Ai gotz mai hat awn…LET’S PARTY!!!!
{{{{{Romeow}}}}}
Whups. Pardon meh fur danglin awn yor comment leeza-b. Ai meant to put it in teh cawmint uhbuv.
nativeca66, i haz teh gratest admirashuns for yor eber-chanjin an eber-appropyut hedgeer.
Fanks lunarmommy. Ai lubs yor abatar. Tiz new, no?
nativeca66, r u callin meh Pat again?
*tries to hold back a snicker, but can’t do it*
Hey we’re boff warin partee hats. Here, u can taek sum ov mah baloons dat r tied to mah hat and put dem on urs. Oooo, dey luk nice. Teh balloons r filled wif helium, so they r flying too high to b in ur avatar. Nice hat!
hi [[[[Romeow]]]]. cool hat
ok bye u all iz going to snooze.
It mayks perfekt sense to meh! I had teh saym prollems.
Mah Gremlin wuz an orinj boi kitteh.
Teh purrson typong izza hooman femayl!
Wuz confuzzling at furst, an at wun poynt Kafleen (owr deer donkey) an I thot we wuz gettin married till we realized teh sitchywayshun, LOL! We did udopt an ittehbittehkitteh, tho, hoo haz not bin heer much laytlee . . .
Yes, an then ai joyned teh fambee too! ai am a sort ov sis-in-paw, an teh ittehbittehkitthe iz mai liddle ittehbittehneese!
Yase, Gremlin, dat wur funneh/cute. I has a silleh sumtimes; I finks teh
make bleeves bee reel. U say u will be itteh’s daddeh, it beez reel too me.
Mah childlike hart, let me show u it… ♥
Ai think Romeow de kitteh iz, not himz owner. Happitayle bifrdai to yuu, Romeow! We are de saem age!!
LuvscatsVA, dis iz ur second 21st yeer plus 6, too?
Teh number duzzn’t reflect teh wai I feelz – hao bout u?
I doan feel old enuff fur dat number. Mebee I’ll grow into it? Mebee nawt
Happie, happie birthda Romeow !!
Yay! Happeh burfday to Romeow, hoo has bin at teh center uv menneh ICHC advenshoors, sum feechurin LCB an uther kool kittehs.
Best wishes to yoo, Romeow, fur a grayt yeer! May teh best uv yor past be teh wurst uv yor fyewchur!
*cheers!*
Fank yew, gremlin!
LCB keeps us all on our toes (teh liddle poopyhed dat she iz).
I’z nawt dissin our LCB – it waz frum teh Trial ov teh Senchury.
Yes, uv korse, I members! I playd teh faynting spek-tator.
That wuz lots uv fun!
An itz coming up soon rite heer awn this pikchoor! Teh HOLE thing!! An itz gonna taek up a LOT ov room.
May ai prepair peep?. Wehn ai start – pleeze to nawt commint awn mai Introdukshun. Ai will hang teh hole thing awn it. Cuz ai’m gonna hafta too it in peeces – oar it wont show up! Ai jusrt hope WP duzznt eet ene ov it!
AN HEER IT IZ!!! GENTLE KITTEHS!!
AI NOW BRING YOO ~~~~~~~
TEH TRIAL OV TEH SENCHURY
Starriing
******** ROMEOW and LOLCATBURGLAR********
*pleeze taek yur seets. Tern off yur cell fones. an refrain frum comminting until yoo see TEH END.
Romeow – this is fur YOOO! Happe Burfday!
November 28th, 2007 at 7:21
Luka
wut ‘hmph’ means?
Elvis
Itz a spression uf annoyence or dizgust at sichuashun. Orijinully frum teeny tiny Ingerland Eye tinks.
Kittehlurve
teh noyz u maek rite afore u sai “u gotta be kiddn mai!!! $100 fur a baf towel??? o an happee ho ho ho shoppin 2 u 2!!”
lolcatburglar
“This just in… kittehlurve’s mommeh was arresticated today at teh theeyater on publick indecency charges. Seems she was caught taking a baf in teh orkestra pit.”
Addkittehz
I lurve you. Berry Berry funees. is teh mammeh now incarstercated?
Gremlin
Iz her momma incarstercated?
I dunno dat toon. But iffn yooze hum a few bars, aiyll fayke it!
lolcatburglar
Sadly, yes, kittehlurve’s mommeh is bein held pending trial. Her fambly has brought Jonny Cockran back from teh ded to defend her in what is being called “Teh Trial of teh Senturry”
In a press confurrence, the un-late Mr. Cockran expressed confidence in light of teh state’s flimsy evidence in teh case, saying “if teh shower cap don’t fit, u must aqwit!”
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Kittehlurve
lol!! mai mommeh would do taht! wen I wuz a kidd, we wuz campin n she washded her hairz in teh sink ob teh mCdonalds!!! she nawt cayre.
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lolcatburglar
Teh prossekewting atturney in teh infamous Kittehlurve’s Mommeh Bathing Suit, learning of prior offenses, has vowed to trhow teh loofah at her.
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Romeow
Eben iffs kittehlurve’s Mommeh waz warin a shower cap or swim cap, it duzzen’s mean dat she waz gonna taek a baff. Dis is a rush to juggmint.
Who heer can sai taht tehy, or sumbunneh tehy noe, doan ware a swim cap fur sumpin obber tahn swimmin? Izn’t it possible dat Kittehlurve’s Mommeh waz warin it liek a profa…profullac…as protekshun frum a possible hed sposhun frum teh kyootness?
Kittehlurve’s Mommeh neber had enny intenshun ov taekin a baff in da orkestra pit. Iz insulted dat U wud eben suggest such a fing.
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Addkittehz
iz it a Jonny Cockroach…I mean Cochran Golem? Iz cleerly purely sircumstanshul ebidince ownly.. Yer Onher, the prosecushun is immitating the witness. This is a tragesty uv jerstice! Did inny wun ob use akshelly see Kittelurve’s Mommeh takin dah baff? an kin inny wun produce dis so cawld Hunnert Dollah Touwil?
lolcatburglar
There is no Hunnert Dollar Towel, Ur Onner! Teh defense is glossing over teh fackt taht kittehlurve’s mommeh was takin a baff — sorry, Ur Onner — *alledgiddly* taking a baff in teh orkestra pit becuz kittehlurve spended teh monnies originally intended 4 teh Hunnert Dollar Towel on …
*musical sting*
*pauses dramatically, like a gopher*
… THEEYATER TIKKETS!
Furthermoar, when she was arresticated teh deffendint had in her posseshun…
*musical sting*
*pauses dramatically, like a gopher*
… A RUBBER DUCKIE!!1!
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LyP
Yu oar sew funni, lolcatburglar!
*…like a gopher*
Wut a grate choiss uv animal paws!
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lolcatburglar
Thx, it was because this video was making teh rounds about teh same time:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lXdyD2Yzls
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gremlin
Oh noes! Furst de orkisster wuz fild wit sax an violins! Now itz filld wit rubber bath implimmenz.
Whut *wil* be nexxt?
*falz ober in faint wit orinj paw obber aiys*
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kittehlurve
hunnert dollar towel iz at Pottry Barn…or wuz it Williams Sonoma?
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lolcatburglar
There is no Hunnert Dollar Towel, Ur Onner! Teh defense is glossing over teh fackt taht kittehlurve’s mommeh was takin a baff — sorry, Ur Onner — *alledgiddly* taking a baff in teh orkestra pit becuz kittehlurve spended teh monnies originally intended 4 teh Hunnert Dollar Towel on …
*musical sting*
*pauses dramatically, like a gopher*
… THEEYATER TIKKETS!
Furthermoar, when she was arresticated teh deffendint had in her posseshun…
*musical sting*
*pauses dramatically, like a gopher*
… A RUBBER DUCKIE!!1!
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LyP
Yu oar sew funni, lolcatburglar!
*…like a gopher*
Wut a grate choiss uv animal paws!
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lolcatburglar
Thx, it was because this video was making teh rounds about teh same time:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lXdyD2Yzls
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gremlin
Oh noes! Furst de orkisster wuz fild wit sax an violins! Now itz filld wit rubber bath implimmenz.
Whut *wil* be nexxt?
*falz ober in faint wit orinj paw obber aiys*
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kittehlurve
hunnert dollar towel iz at Pottry Barn…or wuz it Williams Sonoma?
Romeow
Ur Onyer, teh prossekushun has juss admitted dat there is no Hunnert Dollar Towell.
Nao, iffs Mrs. Kittehlurve waz gonna take a baff in such a public plase as teh orkestra pit, doan U fink dat she wud need a Hunnert Dollar Towel? Do U fink dat she wud goes owt fur a baff in public wif a SprawMart Cheepo Towel? Ov corse nawt.
Ur Onyer, habs U eber seen a Rubber Duckie? Then U noe dat teh Rubber Duckie is full ov the kyoot.
Dat is zactly y Mrs. Kittehlurve waz warin a swim cap (prolly wif flowers onit) – to hold hers brains in wen hers hed aspodes frum da kyoot. Ebberywon noes how embarrassingz it can be to b caught asploding in public wifowt a swim cap or a CHRG. Iz juss nawt dun in polite sosiety.
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lolcatburglar
Ur Onner, can we clears cortroom of faynting spectators? They is obvyussly planted there by teh defenses to get the simpathies of teh joory.
They is making a Colin Mochrie of these proceedings! I objects to their …
*musical sting*
*pauses dramatically like a gopher*
… HISTRIONICS!!ONE!
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lolcatburglar
http://www.accoutrements.com/products/10676.html
Ur Onner, once again I object to teh deffense atturney’s poopyheddedness! I submit as evidense a picshur of teh ducky:
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Cute? I think not.
Notice aslo teh model in teh picshur. See teh baffroom tile in teh background, teh fawcetts and the suds! Would teh deffense has us bleev that this wommin has teh rabies? Or would we, as reesonubble peepls, conclude that this ducky is a baff implement?
Furthermore, Ur Onner, teh deffendint had wif her a bukket filled with watters. If that weren’t damming enuf, we is prepared to call as a witness a certain mustachioed and tusky marine animule who will testify that that vry same bukket was STEELED from him by a stinky woman holding theeyater tikkits!
Gremlin
*stanz up from ded faynt*
Whut wuz dat abowt taters? Wuz dey mashed? Wif de grayvees? NOM NOM NOM!
Hey, waidaminnit, dat duckee *gulp* luks liek *mai* rubber duckee.
Onlee *gulp* it wuz – er – um – STOLLIN – yep, it were – STOLLIN lass week.
*cue dramatik musik*
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Romeow
Ur Onner, I doan noe how much moar of teh prosekewshun’s boogerbuttedness I can taek. Nao, teh prosekewshun iz an art critic? I didn’t cum bak frum teh dead to hab LCB tell me wat is kyoot, n wat is nawt kyoot. Teh red fings coming outta da teh Rubber Duckie ’s hed are “horns” to LCB. Well, one purrson’s horns, r anudder purrson’s bursts ov red floof. Ur Onner, who duzzn’t liek red floof?
Ur Onner, I fink it’z a liddle late to b entering a bukkit of water into evidanse, but let me ’splain. Mrs. Kittehlurve waz merely taking her beloved Rubber Duckie (wif red floof) to the orkestra pit to swim round in her bukkit ov water. Teh bukkit iz too small fur Mrs. Kittehlurve. It’s barely big enuff fur the RD (wrf) to swim round.
Fur teh redikulouse assertashuns dat Mrs. Kittehlurve stole the bukkit and the RD (wrf), I sai HMPH! Yes, I said it, HMPH!
Teh pesky tusky marine animule has cried “bukkit” too meny tiems. Nawt eben the Polol Bears belieffs him ennymoar. N, U noe how gud natured teh Polol Bears r.
To gremlin, I sai that dis is Mrs. Kitteylurve’s RD (wrf). There are meny moar liek it, but dis won is hers. Ur Onner, mah I approach teh bench?
*leans in close to teh judge so onwee he can heer*
*whispers* It’s well known that if U give gremlin enuff cheezburgers, he’ll tell U wateber U wanna heer.
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This stoopy case shud be frown outta cort!
lolcatburglar
A-HA! I heered that!
Ur Onner, I move for a mistrial, on the grounds that poopyhed Romeowturney bribded a witness wif burgers, besmirched teh good name of a poor, unfortunate bukket-theft victim unable to obtain justice in a land-based legal system, and that too many pics have been posted now for teh joory to continue to pay attenshuns to these proceedings.
Romeow
Ur Onner, I hab no objekshuns to prosektootr boogerbutt’s motion.
*entire joory iz ebber asleep or lukin fur shinney fings*
lolcatburglar
Poopyhed.
Woodchuck
Az an esteamed memmer ov teh jooree, I iz ‘zhaustid frum awl teh argyooin! Juj, is yoo gonna let tehm cawl eech over Poopyhed an Boogerbutt? I ob-jeck beree strenyoousslee. Tehr is NO ORDR in dis cortruum! Lemmee owta heer!
Romeow
I wud liek to pologize to Woodchuck n awl ov teh steamed – oops, esteamed memmers ov teh joory. Iz ashaimed ov mah akshuns.
In mah defense, awl I wanna sai iz
LCB TARTED IT!
CrazyOldLady
OMG…Aye m gone fur a dai or two….an fings jus start to go krazee round hear…. Misser Juge, Aye fink dey awl needz a timeout until dey kan be nice agin….
Ambercat
Jessie can maek cartune, lyk Teh Thrillin Reskoo?
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Romeow
Jessie wud gits lots ov snorgles an schmoo iffs she did! *Purr*
Elvis
Hope teh theayter izznt darc for teh show sheez gettin tikits ta goes ta!
Tribble
Eye needz dat loanz frum de bankerz kitteh!
Addkittehz
fer dem $100 baff touwils? not wantz more lolfambily mimburs running arround bean arresticated and incarstecrated n stuff.
Kittehlurve
she can has $10 wallywurldmart baf towels. she nawt git arresticated den.
THE END
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zomg! janet… thats on gweat storeh… *envies janet*
Dis iz fur mai fre Romeow…sorrie ai kant make da linkie blu!
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1556026
yew did make teh linkie bloooooo………… jus duzznt shows dat wile yer makin teh commint!!!!
It turnded blu! Mus be yur majik, Romeow!
U didz it!
Fank yew old lurker! Dat bebeh kitteh b full ov teh cyoot!
Fanks fur teh LOL!
*Dansis fur Romeow*
*grabs kitteh1ihazit’s paw and danses*
ohaiena means fambily. dat meenz nobdy gets left behind or forgotton.
Then itz perfekt to deskrybe ICHC!
*singz* We are fambily! I got awl mah cheez-peeps wit meh!
Yay!
Wh00t!! Wh00t!!!
I finkso teh werd is “ohana” from the Hawaiian, but ohaiena iz close.
The Cheezes can have a Hawaii konnexshun, no?
manee happitayle returnz uv teh day to yoo, Romeow!
Fank yew tessm. I r Manx kitteh, so I doan hab a tayl.
Mah butt-butt iz doing a happeh danse intead.
U kno, in a cool way, ov corse.
oh, ai did nawt meen to bee referring to literal tayles! ai iz sorry to be sew impolyte! ai ment, AI haz a happitayle fur YOO.
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Yoo can has happibutt?
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(wun uv our goggies has jus a little stub foar a tayle, we dunno why, shee came lyke taht — but shee waggs it alla same!)
Ohai, Ai had a anty naim “happibutt” (Gladys).
Mebbe “happitush?”
Himz yoosta wag himz liddul tayle stub tew. Himz wuz a sweet goggie — teh oanlee goggie aiz eber had. 
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Wii hadz a goggie wif stub foar tayle — ai finkz teh yukee ppl wut had him befoar wii reskyood him had himz tayle docked.
I duz hab a happibutt!
happy birfday to u [[[[[[Romeow]]]]]]] may haz a happy .sry i was laet
Fank yew, Qasim!
U message iz extending mah happi to teh next day!
Happy Birthcake, Romeow! May yer legulls always be breef and yer kittehs always be floofeh an happeh!
Fanks Missy!
Mah happi certainly izn’t breef!
Hippi Birfdai, Romeow
I maded yu a lol but WP won’t post it. Itz on mai pro-fiel fer yu. Maibee itl shew up heer latr
nebbermind.
WP strikes again.
Hoppie Birfdae Romeow!!
hawpee birfdai romeow… adn Ceilin Cat may bless you with manee cheezburgers awlwaiz!!1!
Superkitteh, ur web site iz full ov win and awsum!
HAppy Birfdai frum me, too, Romeow! I maded yu a lol here, I finkso:
//:mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1556453
oops dint do teh linkie rite and forgot to say I haz a happy tail fur you today!
Fanks fur teh LOL dat’s teh saem color as meh!
Fanks nvr2manykittehs!
It haz bean a Hoppie Birfdae.
Happitayl Birfday Romeow
…Hands Romeow a rather large Jug ob Elebenty purrcent proof Martoonies.
.Serves partay fuds frum a silber platter an sez *Cheez*
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dans dans dans dans dans dans dans dans dans dans dans dans dans dans dans
spin an twirl an spin an twirl………
dans dans dans dans dans dans dans dans dans dans dans dans dans dans dans
*glug glug glug*
WooHoo! Dat elebenty proof iz yummy!
Teh martoonees r gibing meh happeh feets!
*danse danse danse, twirl spin twirl, danse danse danse*
Romeow uv teh liddle white kitteh face wit 1bleu 1gold iiiz
wit wishes 4 awl o yur seacat dreemz 2 b true 2dai anna allawheys
*offerz a sparklee blu&gold braydeed colla fur speshal Kshines*
wren efferee1 iz phull’o caeks anna guudiez wii cannes plai a pawtee gamez
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1556667
Hao duz mah sparklee colla luk?
*sparkle sparkle shiny shine shine*
I hab neber played tape-a-tail onna kitteh before.
Can I goes nawt second? Plz?
Romeow, you aura sew very gr8shush tew B giffin us alla purrsunal thnx uuus, tattis Y thare wer so menny peeps wishing-u-well !!1! white kittehs rule!
Yes, white kittehs rule!
Plz doan tell mah crabby tabby dat I said dat.
*ahem*
DEEEEEER Romeow, deer Romeow,
wii luv yew berry much.
Deer Romeow, deer Romeow,
that’s why dere’s awl dis fuss!
Ye maek us happie ebbry dai
and dat’s why we’re heer tew sai
happie birfday Romeow, hab a berry speshul dai!
*bows*
Ohai, Romeow. I maed yew a card, is awn teh last pikshure, also is in mai lolz awn mai profile.
Happy birthday!
*runs awai, befur her boss finds her on ICHC*
we lurve yu romeow!! hapee bifrdae!!!1!!one!
Maryland Belle!
*claps floofy paws…clappity clappity clap*
A song fur meh? Wat a lubberly song it iz! And so well purrformed.
Oh, dat iz so sweet!!! Almost as sweet az teh liddle tiny bloo eyed bebeh dat waz going to come see meh! Nuffing cud b sweeter dan dat face.
Fank yew fur all the fuss u went to fur mah birfday. I iz onnered.
ummm. enybodee else having trouble loading firefox? or am i just special?
(okays, i know i aer setting mysef up…get sum pwaktiss in so next time Maus sets himsef up yr reddy)
Mai fierfoxxx is ok but it tooked a long tyme for mai commint with a linkie to shew up
An I fergetted….Yu ar BERRY spezial.
ai’ve bin having lotz ov problims wif mai fyrefox. It jumpz awl over – an freezes up a lot. Got to get awt ov it an start again. MOAST annoying!!
mai fyrefox b bhaving himsef.
perhapz ur not feeding urz deh rite gushifudz?
Yis,sweepea, yu ar speshul but nawt bcuz ub fyrfawx. Ai traid it nd dint crash so menny tiemz but dint hab enny toolbarz nd no refrsh buttun so ai remuved it. den ai hab sum uvvur problimz awn fingz liek word 02. hab tu drop owt ub clas bcuz it didnt wurk . Yu shur ar getting gud at da caik baik bidnes.
happee birfdai dere Romeow!!!
happee birfdai dere Romeow!! nd mani mor!!
=^o.o^=
Tank yew, furfaceluv!
I liek ur liddle kitteh face.
(This preformance was pre-recorded in advance earlier in teh previous pic so those involved could work on their alibis.)
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LCB comes onstage, all decked out in a ginormous feathered burgular mask and wearing a multicolored shiny sparkly outfit, feather boas and 12-inch sparkly platform boots. (She’s had herself hypnomatized for teh occasion so she is not askeered to be up so high.) She sits down at teh piano.
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FLOOFY DANCER
(Wif aplologies to Lolton John)
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Sing along: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O80b002XT0
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White-furred baby, desert lady, smartass poopyhed
Sometimes a guy, makes us smile, she’ll light up a commint thred
Ecdysiast, who thrilled Miss J. Ast, dancing half naked
On ICHC, we all say “sqeeee!” for teh one so belov-ed
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Lolyer (defense), brings evidense
Rubber dukkies wif red floof
Just like that, she brings laffs
She comforts those who has a sad
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Inventive wit, she shows u it
She’s my worthy upponent
Looking up, she sees me stuck
She’ll halp catch me but will not spike
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And oh how I lubs that gal
No one here is not her pal
Romeow, I’m glad u found us
Now here’s my off-key chorus
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Romeow’s our floofy dancer
Count teh Cheezfrenz on her profile
Laying down good grace and humor
She lends the commints pages style
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Romeow’s our floofy dancer
Count teh Cheezfrenz on her profile
Laying down good grace and humor
She lends the commints pages style
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etc.
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Happy birfday Romeow!
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Much lubs from LCB, Esme and Liam
Garsh, ai wish ai hab sum such talint. Just hab tu sai plane happytaylz birfdai tu yu, Romeow.♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Fank yew, grnshuz lady!
LCB, I waz singing dis awl day yesterday! Iz eben better wen I clicked teh linkee to Elton’s version and substituted ur words. You didn’t miss a beat! Ebery silla…syllab…it waz purrfect. Juss cudn’t hab bean enny better.
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Fank yew fur taking so much tiem to puts dis togevver fur meh.
Didz u recubber from ur hyptomatizim? U looked so sparklee and shiny and up SO high! Wunnerful purrformance!
{{{{{LCB, Esme, and Liam}}}}}
Vry glad u liked it! I hads teh fun riting and performing it.
I is recubbered from teh hypnomatism now, only every time I hear a chikken cluck I make a phone-ringy noise.
Oh LCB, u habs teh beegest phunnee of ennywon I kno.
ya, happy birfdai Romeow…
Fankee muchlee.
Lets meh tell yoo somefing gud, guyz. Yoo seen foto of sniper kitteh and teh kitteh taht raise hand in air wen someone point gun at kitteh.
Dat was made by teh daughter of mah God mother an her gurlfwend. Dey were originally makin it for a card company she was wurkin at.
I can evin point out teh mistake they left in sniper kitteh. If yoo look at teh arm dat was far reachin out on teh gun, yo’ll notice that teh arm was cut off and moved up to make teh kitteh reach out farther.
Teh kitteh that had her arms up wen sumeone (her or her gurlfwend) was holdin gun is named River.. or mayb it is teh sniper won. I dunno I fergot. I havnt seen teh daughter of mah God mother in long tiem an I only rememer won of them was named River.
I also knoe how dey got teh kitteh that had her arms up in air cuz of gun. Dey were holdin gun and den dropped it causin kitteh to raise arms up in attempt of attackin it liek prey. Befor it look liek teh gun was out of hand and kitteh’s arms were raised, tehy took piktur.
Happy Birfdai, Romeow!
Dese R comintz yoo hab mayd froo hystry adn ai putted dem togevver tew mayk a remberies fur yoo…
U iz rite Dere r two sides – may wai and teh rong wai.
Weegwets, I’b had a foo, butts den again, too foo too menshun…
I got u a puffer fish but I eated it.
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Must b a noo kitteh slave. Habn’t learnt teh lessons of matching furniture, carpet, and bags to teh color ov teh kitteh. Rookie mistake.
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I liek beeg butts an I cannot lie… Oh, butts wen they’re bad, they’re gud. Teh round sawft shape ov buns…lub it! Then I get bun fever, bun fever-
We no hao to do it-Gimme dat bun fever, bun fever
We noes hao to show it. Iz worth teh wate fur teh sawft seets.
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No, HappyCat iz proof dat teh moar gray hares u git, teh kyooter u luk!
Dat’s mah storee…ahm stikkin to it! Sumpfin iz stuck to mah butt?
*luks behine myseff* dat’s may tayl, u sillee!
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Luks liek tietee whitees wif a grey muskle shurt And, dis iz y iz bedder to hab small jockeys …Buns so neer. Curlee whiskers r nuffin to b shamed ov. Ummm…u mite wanna pull ur shortshortshort costume down juss a liddle on teh bottom…oops too mush dere…nao a liddle up on teh top…OK dat’s nise. U can move about teh bed, but plz keep ur sawft paw claw cubbers on at awl tiems. Beech Bawls FTW!
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*changes subject kwikly, cuz Iz stuk tween a kitteh an a sawft spot*
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Partee points r diffrent frum regular points – rite?. U tri and eet moar points,
and I gib u moar pointy ends then u’ll kno wat to do wif. Tuff lub., Teh Battle ov teh Poyntee Ends….Complimentary acupuncture. And an inkee pen.
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I want, I want, I want…dats awl I heer frum u kittehs. Duz u fink dat monies growed on twees. Do u fink I’z tawking fur mah healff? Do u heer me? Do YOU heer me? TAWK TWICE AZ LOWD, iz mah giss.. I won’t b ignored. U neber lissin. One ov deese dais, ur gonna find owt dat dere r konsekwenses fur ur akshuns. I’m froo tawkin. Ur juss gonna do wat u want ennyway. I gib up. Oh, wat’s teh use?
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We’z see hoo b laffin affer teh gushi fud fammin.
I b teh onwee kitteh dats reddy.
I doan hab AWL teh answers. Nawt so much What, as Who and Ware.
I fink we noes teh Why.
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There isn’t ennyfing so bad, that chokolit can’t maek a liddle better.
Sounds liek u need Ben & Jerry to reskew u.
May I joyne u fur a shought ov Takeela? I see dat u hab mah faborite, Patron Anejo.*pours anudder shought fur eberywon* *drinks Takeela*…ahhhhh…
Jose Cuervo and Johnny Walker r on speed dial. I fink I’ll steer dis conga lyne pass the bar and grab a liddle drinkee. *frows bak a martoonee* And buy anudder boddle on teh odder side of security for twice teh price.
Happeh Birfdai! Cheers!
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Gigamowse, Megamowse, Mowsiehurtz, Tarerupmowsie…I cud spane dem to u, butts u juss wuddn’t unnerstann. I has mah degreese frum MIT. I will offen use beeg wurds dat u (beingz infeerior to meh) will neber unnerstann. Iz a purrsonal decision -I hate spunk! I’m not heer to judge or preech…Doan calls meh Shurlee.
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I’m getting a mixed signal. OK, liddle maor upsie, no, put the odder won a liddle moar downsie…rite dere! Prolly sum ropes, bungee cords, and parachutes wud HALP! OK, slyde a liddle to teh rite…no nawt dat mush…liddle to the leff…no ur odder leff…OK, dat luks GUD…rite dere… U can leeb ur hat on. Doan cum a knockin wen teh bush iz a rockin. I’m doing mah part. Iz awl fun and gaems. Goin’ ridin’ on teh freeway of lub Wind’s against our back.
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Cum on an rock me Amadeus! I can has happeh dance? Iz mah happeh dai to seez a donkey doin teh bunneh hop! *Rite, Rite, Leff, Leff* *Forward, Bak, Won, Tew, Free* Aye joyn teh hi altitube danse n iz gittin giggy wid it for JOO! I b shakein mah bodee up down an awl arown! *rite kick, leff kick, wave mah paws in teh air liek I juss doan care* caerful wif doin dat mowntin jig ther. is can be long waiz down. U waz? Ware? I didzn’t heer ennyfing!
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Aye tri 2 maek teh phish lips xpreshun, butts iz nawt sew grate aktually. Ob corse, teh hed waz stilz on teh hoomin. Sew mebee nawt zactly teh saem. Hims keeps a stift uppur chip!
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Ov corse, u suxs…Taunteeng, taunteeng at ur c-froo doar., I rubber and ur gloo,watebber u sai bounces off ov meh and sticks to U! *sais in a taunting voyce*Cheeter Cheeter, Bacon Eeter! Iz better than habbing teh munkeez frow “stuff” at you
…Hao roo-d. U shud re-caption that.
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Iz dis teh Panda Express? ware u can hug a panda for $140.00. …cud rub hims bellee and snorgle hims neck . OMG, I SO wanna do dat I doan noe ov a panda danse. Mebee sum bear hugs frown in wif sum dansin? ! Bestest bare hug eber.
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Cans I gib u a kiss on ur cheek? I’m Irish eberydai.
*smoo*
*Purr, Hedbutt, Purr*
I’z gonna hab sweet dweemz nao…one eye open.
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based on actual comments, however, names have been omitted to protect the innocent and edited for content.
sry eets sew lawng, hoap yew lyk it
Ai dunno ‘bowt Romeow — but ai liekeded it muchlee!
an ai lurvered it too!
fanks JCH4k adn nightshayde
Eet well prolly tayk hurs awldai tew git tew awlla teh commintzes…bbfn
yup. romeow’s prolly too modest to fullee pre she ate it, but i fink its wunnerful!
fikshunkitteh, fikshunkitteh, fikshunkitteh…hao in teh whirled didz u get awl ov those??? I can’t eben imagine teh tiem it took fur u to find awl of them!
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Oh mah gudness, mah gudness! Plus, affer u founded dem, u grouped dem togedder so they wudn’t be awl scattered liek! I cudn’t possibly hab said awl dose fings, but I’z nawt gonna argue wif U and ur research. I nawt stoopy, u kno.
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fikshunkitteh, u hab blown meh outta da wadder wif dis. Wow…awl I can say iz WOW. Fank yew so much fur taeking ALL the tiem to puts dis togedder. Fank yew, fank yew.
{{{{{fikshunkitteh}}}}}
Romeow, yew R teh sew welkum!! Yew has gibens us mushes happy adn joi, it izza plezur tew gib a teensy happy bakatcha!!! ♥♥♥♥
Fikshunkitteh, u nawt gibs a teensy happy – u gibs a HUGE HAPPY!
U rok!
Romeow, fur yer dansing plezure…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5vmPLoip4g
LOL – I hab neber heard dat before!
I fink dey spelt teh naem ov teh video rong. They said Romeo, and fugetted teh “w” at teh end. Iz OK – I knew wat dey meant.
Ooooh, Ai is glad yew lykd it! Noncha noes ai had teh eerwurm awl dai, butts a fun wun
I habs to wurk on mah mullet iffs I gonna b liek Billy-Ray Cat.
ohaiena had a farm, e i e i o?
FTW Stend…
an taht farm wuz in o hai o
e i e i o
♫♪♫♫♪♪♫♪♪
Thank you “asthehind” for making this one, it made me laugh when I really needed it.
Oh hai Todd. Izn’t dat teh wunnerful fing bout ICHC. It gibs us a laff wen we needz it.
HOPPY BIRD DAY ROMEOW !
Tanks Greycat.
Duz u look like HappyCat?
O, Romeow, Iz wichin ewe minne moar hippo birdes! Hopin’ ewe bee indoars wit A/C ohn, kik bak, reelax, nd habin’ planty kewl drinkz nd tings! I can bild faaaaa-bulus shooger-fre cheezcayk fur ewes, iffn ewe leik…con las fresas frescas en tapa. ¿Usted tiene gusto?
Feliz Cumpleaños!
Si, exhoicat – me gusto!
Fresas frescas en el verano son mi favoritas!
Muchas gracias por mi cheezcayk!
Ohaiena, O doant yew krai fer me
cuz ai cumz frm Hal e Bam ah
wit de band joe on mai nee
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5 burgerz fer u, dufferino!!
O, ai tawt it wuz de uzzer Ohaiena song…frum “Eveetah”:
Don’ crai for mee, Ohaiena
De troof iz ai nevver lef choo
Awl throo mai wildnesse
Yer mannic laffter
Ekkos inn mai dreemz
Don’ keeps yer disstunse
*wanderz onto stage, late, lukking like she just came in frum deh desert,
*awl dustee adn windblown.*
*Stepz up to miker fone*
*Tapz miker fone. BONK! BONK!*
*Stepz bak adn kleerz throte — AHEM!!*
*Stepz up to miker fone agin.*
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Oh Hai! Uh, Um.
*lukz at notecard*
Happee birfday, Romeow
Uumm. In ur honor, I will b reciting deh solilikwee of Juliet. I stayed up awl nite memberizing it. At leest, I hopez I got it awl memberizezed. (Gulp)
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*Putz notecard in pokkit.*
*lukz up az if hoping deh werdz r rittened on deh balkonee.*
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O Romeow, Romeow! wherefore art thow Romeow?
Deny thy father adn refusing thy name;
Oar, if thow wilt not, b but sworn my luv,
Adn I’ll no longr b a Catulet.
Tiz but thy name taht iz mai enemy:
Thow art thysel, tho not a Montague.
Wutz Montague? It iz nor hand, nor footz,
Nor arm, nor fais, nor any uzzer part
Blonging 2 a man. O, b sum uzzer name.
Wutz in a name? Taht witch wii call a rose
Bai ennee uzzer name wud smell az sweet;
So Romeow wud, wer hii not Romeow kawld,
Retane taht deer perfekshun witch hii owez
Withowt taht tile. Romeow, doff thy name,
Adn 4 taht name, wich iz no part uv thee,
Take awl maisef.
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*Curtseyz adn runz offstage.*
**** ** ******* **** ** ****** *********** *** ****** ********** ****!
*standing oh-vashun fur teh cween*
*floofy paws clapping liek muffled thunder*
Mah cween, u recited it purrfectly and byootifully. Wat an onner to hab a cween do dis fur a commoner like meh!
*bows to her highness*
Luckily, I had mah cell fone, and gots it awl on tape for prosp…prost…so I will hab it fureber!
Fank yew fur a most wunnerful performance on mah birfdai!
*bows humbly to teh cween*
Oh Hai Romeow!!
Dere b nuffink kommun bowt u. U b mitee fine, in fakt u b eggsellent.
{{{Romeow}}}
*blushes*
Fank yew, ur highness.
yes! i love it!
Happy Birfdai, Romeow.. Agains!
Happy video fur yoo!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZxRclIZnEo
N if yoo feel liek gettin down and jiggy wid a cat
here:
Happy Birfdai, Romeow.. Agains!
Happy video fur yoo!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZxRclIZnEo
N if yoo feel liek gettin down and jiggy wid a cat
here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_g27xZo94QA
Fanks fur teh videos kitteh1ihazit!
Lub teh cyoot LOLcats in teh commershul.
I’ve neber seen a kitteh danse quite like dat. Mah Mitts kitteh duz sumpfing similar. Mebee I shud gets sum video and start editing?
Better late than never…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROMEOW!!!
Fanks Maus. Sai hello to teh ebil one wen u sees him!
Oh Romeow, I has been deh busee
but not to busee to wish Uz a very happy birfdai
and I also maded Uz some hot choklit mousse
enjoi
Hi two_kittehs!
I lub teh hot chklit mousse! Fanks fur maeking it fur meh!
No-laughing hyena
Can’t avoid to smile
btw, burfday people……there is a picture of a haiena here, too
in case you missed it
which you all did but two, i guess
apparently
k…
thx
bai
Sowwy I is sooo laet (bai liek 6 howrz. ohmigawsh). Bizee dai.
Happee Burfday Romeow!
Frum erlee-r poasts I see u too in teh dezert. Hoap it didn’z rayn dere. Nuffink wors than rayn’d awn caek.
cheerz! *clinkie*
Hai officecat!
Wat hawt place r U in?
Fank gudness fur air condishuning.
Fanks, and cheers to u!
*clinkee*
…Sumwun lef teh caek out in teh rain…”
*mewsic noets I dunnoes how to maek*
I doan fink dat I can taek it,
cuz it took so long to bake it…
*insert musik notes heer*
I finkz I seen dis LOL sumwarez b4… N fakt I fink I mayded dis LOL lass munf:
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1467085
I thought I recognized it!!!
Waitaminnit…Is this one the only one of all those that got voted onto the page here? (shakes head) That not right….should’ve been a lot more than just one….
Ohai Aahz, Ai lyks yer verzhun bedder. Sumfing simlur hapind tew me…peepz copee adn ai heers ittsa nyce form ob flattree.
Wawkin N teh desert, dragon feetz n teh san, singin uh liddul song sof lee***Romeow beez hazzin teh birfdai** kix uh liddul san up ****himz iz sush a nys cheezpeep*** awlwaiz frenly adn shweet*** duz uh liddul skippy dans***awlwaiz maiks mii laf***spin spin spin**hoaps himz birfdai is happii***bessess birfdai ebber***danses cros teh desert, deftly aboidin teh caktusis (awl tru xept teh boidin teh caktusis part, awlwais get stuktid bai teh caktusis)
dat cuz caktusis hab magnewts in dem. I awlwayz hab mai toeziez nom’d bai dem ebil tings.
Oh eubie, fank yew fur ur liddle song.
Heer, I hab a tweezers. Let meh halp u gets teh caktusis stuffs outta ur feets.
*pulls stickers outta eubie’s feets and ankles*
There, duzzn’t dat feelz better? U soak heer in sum epsom salts and hab a nice nap afferwards.
Happy Birfdai Romeow!!!
U are teh berry bestist
Wevver East oar Westist
An Norf an Sowf ov us
Dere kikin up kwite a fuss
U ar naow *mumble* eight
Ltz git down an sellabrate!!!
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Sham pain cork *POPS*
*Cheez*
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I baiked U a Catsata Caik…wif booberriez an razzelberriez an
teh finist Baverrian cream…
Ooooh.. Hooray!!!! I haz been tryin 2 post a happi birfdai 2 Romeow awl dai an Wierdpress woodin letz meh!!! Hope I’m nawt too, too late 4 teh party!!
here let me help you wif dat…
nom nom nom nom nom
meeeeeeeeeee tew , meeee tew *followin sweepea*
we can haz a layte partay????
U can callz meh any fing… Butt, doan call meh late to partay!!!
Sham pane, mai deers???
aaaaaaaaaaaaah, nectar ob deh cc’s
*curtsey* fank yew!!!
Ur welcum.. Hoap U dont mind .. I haz onlee LARGE brand E snifters… :snerk
ooooohhhhh!!!! Baverrian cream! Dat fur meh…mmm hmmm.
Yeshplzthxkbai.
Wait! Where ai’z goin? Dunno. ::plop:: Dis iz fine.
U kant go enny ware!! U R teh one wif teh fancee party hatz!!!
Good fing iz nawt fliing..cuz U cwackz me up!!!
Party on nativeca…
Party on Cheezfrenz…!
howdy nc66, how iz yer nooo kitteh doin? an wut did yew end up namin her?
Hai jamamakitty. Noo kitteh is teh cwazee. Ai lubs it!!!! She danses, and doez teh sidewayz crab at teh udder kittehs. She comez in owr room at 4:00am ebery moarning and snorgles mai lips, den purrz tdeh big motorboat in mai ear. Butt den she assumez teh snotty, “yoo can’t git meh to pway” attitude, adn az soon az yoo turn awound, she atax yor feet. Wii named he Gémeaux, coz iz Fronsh fur Gemini, and she habs two widdle white tix unner her noes like teh zodiak sign.
oh sounz like a wunnerful kitteh an ai likes her name
wen da mamakitty wuz liddel ai named her LeMieux (like the hockey player) but after her had her bebbehs (an it wuzznt tew long) den her became teh mamakitty…..
gib herz a snorgle fer me…….. ai signs off now so ai kin settle down an nawt tossnturn awl nite.
NNSTDLTBBB
Oh hai idansdansdans!
You maded me a nice liddle poem! Fank yew!
Nao dat I’m *mumle* eight – I wanna sellabrate, too!
Dat Catsata Caik iz lukin mighty gud.
Nom nom nom…Oh, fank yew, I duz needz sum sham pain…sip sip sip nom nom nom sip sip. Oooo, teh bublols tickled mah pink nose.
Nice ov u to bring by moar caek fur teh second shift!
Yummy!
iz any one still on dis thread?? *sigh*
i guess i really missed dis party after all..*sigh*… i haz a sad ;(
Helllooo….. Hellloooooooooo… Hashim????? Doan B sad..
Deres sum catsata caik an sham pane left.. A liddle tayste B4 bedtime bringz sweet dreems
Mii two, Hashim.
It reads liek lotz ub fun, but iz all happy-ening whilst eyes at wark.
‘Nother tiem we will be part ub deh partee when it happuns.
Well, well, it luks lyke teh makingz ov anuvver party. Teh second shift haz arrivved!!! Yaaay!
A gud partee can last fur dais. But ai can onlee stay fur a kwik drink. Been a long dai an ai needs to turn in soon. Clinks glass inna toast fur teh birfday boi…er girl…er floofy cat.
CC bless dem… ebrey one….
*cheez*
nite nite
Ohai Hashim. Ai iz here.
It haz taekin me all this tiem 2 get here to wish a veri, veri hoppy birfdai to deer Romeow. Sorry ai iz laet. Sorry ai gotz no fancee pwesant. Jus muchly gud wishes!
{{{{Romeow}}}} Hope u haz had a veree wunnerful dai and haz a graet year. U bring much happiness tu all ov us an ai dew 10Q furry much.
i tink in dis LOL dier will be a neber ending party!!
who agreez wiff meh??!
Hai 3 Cattails!
Iz bery nice of u to stop by eben tho it iz late. I doan needz enny fancy pwesents. Ur presents is moar dan enuff.
{{{{{3 Cattails}}}}}
o hai idansdansdans!!1!
i meant dat ebery cheez peep haz left da party… aktually da party waz att 2:30am at my region so i waz snoozin mean while da party raged on!
well i’ll hav a bitz of caek *nomnomnom…* and iz dier coke, i liekz coke!!
Glad U maid it bak B4 I went 2 bedtime!!!
Yes, Where dere’s lyfe, dere’s coke!!
An dere iz 4 shizzle lyfe on ICHC!!
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If itz nawt tew purrsonnal .. Ware dew U live??
well i livez in Pakistan {{{{{{idansdansdans}}}}}}
and i lieked da coke u givez meh thx!!
ohai romeow! i brought u a prezent!
(i givez u hint: it r a cheezburger)
ohai romeow, i has a prezent for u.
i givez u hint:
its a cheezburger
oopz. double comment.
Oopz.. dubble cheezburgerz!!!!
Gee, fanks, laughoutloud!
A double comment iz twice az nice!
Nom nom nommity nom nom.
Oh gudness, I hab bean nomming and dwinking awl day.
It duzzn’t get enny better than this.
Fank yew to awl teh Cheez Peeps dat celebrated mah birfdai wif me.
I lub u awl!
{{{{{Cheez Peeps Eberyware}}}}}
Congrats, asthehind! I’m so glad you made the front page!
Looks like david Meshow from youtube
cute with dumb caption