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Ohaiena.

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  1. Aahz says:

    **test, test, wun too free … duz dis myk werkz?**
    **SKWEEEEEEEEEE!**
    **ouch, yesh it duz … sorree bowt dat :oops: **

    Mai I can haz ur uhtinshun plzthx? I wood liek at dis tym 2 annowns 2 awl CheezFrinz n Lolcatz (n evvywun els 2) dat 2dai b owr CheezFrind Romeow’z birfdai!!1! Oar moar kreklee, da *mumbledy*-th annumbursiree uv Romeow’z *mumbledy*-ninth birfdai!! Naow iz da tym 4 awl gud CheezFrinz 2 kumz 2 da ayd uv da pardee n weesh “Hippo Birdeez” 2 Romeow! Let da sillybrayshun bagin!!1!

    U start it awf, Romeow — watcha gunna haz 4 dreenkeez n nomminz n dansinz?

  2. annipuss says:

    Doan’t laff at me

  3. leeza-b says:

    Is it a laffin ohiena???

    • leeza-b says:

      ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫

      HAPPY BURFDAI ROMEOW!

      I saw that us is a vegematarian, so I has grilled some veggie cheezburgers for u!

      Manney happi returns!!

      • zauberflote says:

        ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫

        Ok, gotz a liddle carryded awai there….

        HAPPY BIRFDAI ROMEOW!!!!!!!!

        I givz u a furst nawt-sekkund eddishun ov “The Enchanted Broccololi Forest”, hopez u lieks!

        ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫

      • Romeow says:

        Fank yew leeza-b, zauberflote, and sweetpea!
        I’m gonna nom mah way froo teh hole dai!
        *passes out caek and veggies to eberywon*

  4. Ruth James says:

    Romeow! Romeow! Wherefor art touh Romeow?!

    Happiest ob Burfdais to yuuuuu!!!

    • Romeow says:

      I’z rite heer, Roof James!
      Cyoot avatar :lol:

      • Romeow! Did u see that u has been onnered by teh Burgers theirselfs? Go badk to teh skwish pic and look at my song. They interrupted me! But was totally worth it! Go see! Now! Why is u still here?

        • nightshayde says:

          Wow — “Teh Cheezez Dat Bee” wishdud owr Romeow a Happee Birfdai — ai had NO ideeyuh Romeow wuz *offishullee* sew impoartent. Uv coars ai know dat shii iz BERRY impoartent to awl uv teh cheezpeeps!

      • gmawairzgreneshuz says:

        {{{{[LCB}}}}}}}yur guna be famus! Ai went tu stoar nd shur enuf fyrmans wur dere. 1 wuz tal nd blond, uvvur wuz shortur nd maibe hispanik. dint seme tu be tugevvur. hmmm?

        Abowt yur tutorial : ai stil get” plugin didnt —- wutever. Ai stil nedez sum halp wif fingz arownd heer. So far ai dont fink naim turn bloo but am getting frenz ennnywai. wen ai goze tu WP nd bak ai getz crashez nd stuf. maibe iz me, maibe iz wp, maibe iz owld puter. dunno. Wud liek to maik “alturego ” abatar but dont no if wp wil let me wifout a bunc of trubul♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

        • I stopped at my grossery store after teh werks and no firemans. Phooey.

          As for teh tutorilols, it sounds like ur old computer, specially if it is crashing just from WP. U should get a kitteh to upgrade ur RAM.

  5. siobhan says:

    can it be u has seen mai liddul lion sumwhere? him singing uf circul ob laif ebbery minut ob day

  6. nightshayde says:

    Hippo Birdie Two Ewes.
    Hippo Birdie Two Ewes.
    Hippo Birdieeeeeeeeee, deer Romeow!
    Hippo Birdie Two Ewes!
    Ai hopes itz yer bestest yeer eber — an dat ebbree yeer
    frum nao on getz eben beddur!!!
    {{{{{Romeow}}}}}

  7. annipuss says:

    Janet asked for this to be pasted here:-
    ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
    .
    ♫♫ mi mi mi mi mi mi miiiiiii. La la la LAH la la la! La la la la la. (wun toen up) La la la la la. (must bee in mai verree best voice!! ) ♫♫
    Ai’m reddee nao!1
    ,
    .
    HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
    ♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
    HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♪ DEER ROMEOW – TEH KOOLEST KITTEH OV THEM AWL. AN AWLSO THE HANSUMEST,
    BRAVEST,
    STRONGEST,
    NICEST,
    AN THOR O’ LEE BESTEST ♫
    ♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
    ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
    .
    .{{{{{{{Romeow}}}}}}}

    • Romeow says:

      Oh mah, Janet – wat a byootiful voice u hab!
      I fot I waz heering angels singing, and den realized it waz YOU!
      I appreciate teh announcements u made fur dis.
      {{{{{Janet via annipus}}}}}

      • AfriCat says:

        Happey birfday, alla teh way frum SaudiRabia, Romeow!
        happytails an meny returns 2 u.
        Romeow’s front door bell rings *ding dong*
        special deliberry by teh flyin Persian carpet.
        “Delibberry fur Romeow!!!!”
        1 teeny tinee bebbeh camel wit teh beeootiful eyelashes -
        garanteeeed not growin bigger dan 30 centimeters high (das about 12 inches ai fink).
        hopes u likez teh bebbeh camelz, not mush else here in teh desert 2 send u!!!

        HAPPEE BIRFDAY!!!!!!!

        • Romeow says:

          AfriCat – wat a wunnerful gift!
          I lib in teh Sonoran Desert in AZ, so I finkso teh bebeh camel will b happeh heer wif meh.
          Wow, teh flyin Persian carpet delibery iz way better den teh post office!
          Fank Yew, AfriCat! I’ll taek gud care of him.
          *pets bebeh camel softly*

          • gmawairzgreneshuz says:

            Nd web yu brush him yu can kepe da harez nd croshay a sweddur fur wintur tiem. Problee dont nede a cote berry offun.

  8. Shadetree says:

    SMILE! :)

  9. fhantazm says:

    Which way did he go George, which way did he go?

  10. Happy happy joy joy
    Romeow is nawt a boy!
    Nawt that boys are bad ya know
    Iz just we lubs hour Romeow!

  11. Shadetree says:

    Happie, happie birthda Romeow !!

  12. gremlin says:

    Yay! Happeh burfday to Romeow, hoo has bin at teh center uv menneh ICHC advenshoors, sum feechurin LCB an uther kool kittehs.

    Best wishes to yoo, Romeow, fur a grayt yeer! May teh best uv yor past be teh wurst uv yor fyewchur!

    *cheers!*

    • Romeow says:

      Fank yew, gremlin!
      LCB keeps us all on our toes (teh liddle poopyhed dat she iz).
      I’z nawt dissin our LCB – it waz frum teh Trial ov teh Senchury.

    • AI NOW BRING YOO ~~~~~~~

      TEH TRIAL OV TEH SENCHURY

      Starriing

      ******** ROMEOW and LOLCATBURGLAR********

      *pleeze taek yur seets. Tern off yur cell fones. an refrain frum comminting until yoo see TEH END.

      Romeow – this is fur YOOO! Happe Burfday! :D

      • November 28th, 2007 at 7:21

        Luka
        wut ‘hmph’ means?

        Elvis
        Itz a spression uf annoyence or dizgust at sichuashun.
Orijinully frum teeny tiny Ingerland Eye tinks.

        Kittehlurve
        teh noyz u maek rite afore u sai “u gotta be kiddn mai!!! $100 fur a baf towel??? o an happee ho ho ho shoppin 2 u 2!!”

        lolcatburglar
        “This just in… kittehlurve’s mommeh was arresticated today at teh theeyater on publick indecency charges. Seems she was caught taking a baf in teh orkestra pit.”

        Addkittehz
        I lurve you. Berry Berry funees. is teh mammeh now incarstercated?

        Gremlin
        Iz her momma incarstercated?
        I dunno dat toon. But iffn yooze hum a few bars, aiyll fayke it!

      • lolcatburglar
        Sadly, yes, kittehlurve’s mommeh is bein held pending trial. Her fambly has brought Jonny Cockran back from teh ded to defend her in what is being called “Teh Trial of teh Senturry”
        In a press confurrence, the un-late Mr. Cockran expressed confidence in light of teh state’s flimsy evidence in teh case, saying “if teh shower cap don’t fit, u must aqwit!”
        .
        Kittehlurve
        lol!! mai mommeh would do taht! wen I wuz a kidd, we wuz campin n she washded her hairz in teh sink ob teh mCdonalds!!! she nawt cayre.
        .
        lolcatburglar
        Teh prossekewting atturney in teh infamous Kittehlurve’s Mommeh Bathing Suit, learning of prior offenses, has vowed to trhow teh loofah at her.
        .
        Romeow
        Eben iffs kittehlurve’s Mommeh waz warin a shower cap or swim cap, it duzzen’s mean dat she waz gonna taek a baff. Dis is a rush to juggmint.
        Who heer can sai taht tehy, or sumbunneh tehy noe, doan ware a swim cap fur sumpin obber tahn swimmin? Izn’t it possible dat Kittehlurve’s Mommeh waz warin it liek a profa…profullac…as protekshun frum a possible hed sposhun frum teh kyootness?
        Kittehlurve’s Mommeh neber had enny intenshun ov taekin a baff in da orkestra pit. Iz insulted dat U wud eben suggest such a fing.
        .
        Addkittehz
        iz it a Jonny Cockroach…I mean Cochran Golem? Iz cleerly purely sircumstanshul ebidince ownly.. Yer Onher, the prosecushun is immitating the witness. This is a tragesty uv jerstice! Did inny wun ob use akshelly see Kittelurve’s Mommeh takin dah baff? an kin inny wun produce dis so cawld Hunnert Dollah Touwil?

        • lolcatburglar
          There is no Hunnert Dollar Towel, Ur Onner! Teh defense is glossing over teh fackt taht kittehlurve’s mommeh was takin a baff — sorry, Ur Onner — *alledgiddly* taking a baff in teh orkestra pit becuz kittehlurve spended teh monnies originally intended 4 teh Hunnert Dollar Towel on …
          *musical sting*
          *pauses dramatically, like a gopher*
          … THEEYATER TIKKETS!
          Furthermoar, when she was arresticated teh deffendint had in her posseshun…
          *musical sting*
          *pauses dramatically, like a gopher*
          … A RUBBER DUCKIE!!1!
          .
          LyP
          Yu oar sew funni, lolcatburglar!
          *…like a gopher*
          Wut a grate choiss uv animal paws!
          .
          lolcatburglar
          Thx, it was because this video was making teh rounds about teh same time:
          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lXdyD2Yzls
          .
          gremlin
          Oh noes! Furst de orkisster wuz fild wit sax an violins! Now itz filld wit rubber bath implimmenz.
          Whut *wil* be nexxt?
          *falz ober in faint wit orinj paw obber aiys*
          .
          kittehlurve
          hunnert dollar towel iz at Pottry Barn…or wuz it Williams Sonoma?

          (3)

      • lolcatburglar
        There is no Hunnert Dollar Towel, Ur Onner! Teh defense is glossing over teh fackt taht kittehlurve’s mommeh was takin a baff — sorry, Ur Onner — *alledgiddly* taking a baff in teh orkestra pit becuz kittehlurve spended teh monnies originally intended 4 teh Hunnert Dollar Towel on …
        *musical sting*
        *pauses dramatically, like a gopher*
        … THEEYATER TIKKETS!
        Furthermoar, when she was arresticated teh deffendint had in her posseshun…
        *musical sting*
        *pauses dramatically, like a gopher*
        … A RUBBER DUCKIE!!1!
        .
        LyP
        Yu oar sew funni, lolcatburglar!
        *…like a gopher*
        Wut a grate choiss uv animal paws!
        .
        lolcatburglar
        Thx, it was because this video was making teh rounds about teh same time:
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lXdyD2Yzls
        .
        gremlin
        Oh noes! Furst de orkisster wuz fild wit sax an violins! Now itz filld wit rubber bath implimmenz.
        Whut *wil* be nexxt?
        *falz ober in faint wit orinj paw obber aiys*
        .
        kittehlurve
        hunnert dollar towel iz at Pottry Barn…or wuz it Williams Sonoma?

      • Romeow
        Ur Onyer, teh prossekushun has juss admitted dat there is no Hunnert Dollar Towell.
        Nao, iffs Mrs. Kittehlurve waz gonna take a baff in such a public plase as teh orkestra pit, doan U fink dat she wud need a Hunnert Dollar Towel? Do U fink dat she wud goes owt fur a baff in public wif a SprawMart Cheepo Towel? Ov corse nawt.
        Ur Onyer, habs U eber seen a Rubber Duckie? Then U noe dat teh Rubber Duckie is full ov the kyoot.
        Dat is zactly y Mrs. Kittehlurve waz warin a swim cap (prolly wif flowers onit) – to hold hers brains in wen hers hed aspodes frum da kyoot. Ebberywon noes how embarrassingz it can be to b caught asploding in public wifowt a swim cap or a CHRG. Iz juss nawt dun in polite sosiety.
        .
        lolcatburglar
        Ur Onner, can we clears cortroom of faynting spectators? They is obvyussly planted there by teh defenses to get the simpathies of teh joory.
        They is making a Colin Mochrie of these proceedings! I objects to their …
        *musical sting*
        *pauses dramatically like a gopher*
        … HISTRIONICS!!ONE!
        .
        lolcatburglar
        http://www.accoutrements.com/products/10676.html
        Ur Onner, once again I object to teh deffense atturney’s poopyheddedness! I submit as evidense a picshur of teh ducky:
        .
        Cute? I think not.
        Notice aslo teh model in teh picshur. See teh baffroom tile in teh background, teh fawcetts and the suds! Would teh deffense has us bleev that this wommin has teh rabies? Or would we, as reesonubble peepls, conclude that this ducky is a baff implement?
        Furthermore, Ur Onner, teh deffendint had wif her a bukket filled with watters. If that weren’t damming enuf, we is prepared to call as a witness a certain mustachioed and tusky marine animule who will testify that that vry same bukket was STEELED from him by a stinky woman holding theeyater tikkits!

      • Gremlin
        *stanz up from ded faynt*
        Whut wuz dat abowt taters? Wuz dey mashed? Wif de grayvees? NOM NOM NOM!
        Hey, waidaminnit, dat duckee *gulp* luks liek *mai* rubber duckee.
        Onlee *gulp* it wuz – er – um – STOLLIN – yep, it were – STOLLIN lass week.
        *cue dramatik musik*
        .
        Romeow
        Ur Onner, I doan noe how much moar of teh prosekewshun’s boogerbuttedness I can taek. Nao, teh prosekewshun iz an art critic? I didn’t cum bak frum teh dead to hab LCB tell me wat is kyoot, n wat is nawt kyoot. Teh red fings coming outta da teh Rubber Duckie ’s hed are “horns” to LCB. Well, one purrson’s horns, r anudder purrson’s bursts ov red floof. Ur Onner, who duzzn’t liek red floof?
        Ur Onner, I fink it’z a liddle late to b entering a bukkit of water into evidanse, but let me ’splain. Mrs. Kittehlurve waz merely taking her beloved Rubber Duckie (wif red floof) to the orkestra pit to swim round in her bukkit ov water. Teh bukkit iz too small fur Mrs. Kittehlurve. It’s barely big enuff fur the RD (wrf) to swim round.
        Fur teh redikulouse assertashuns dat Mrs. Kittehlurve stole the bukkit and the RD (wrf), I sai HMPH! Yes, I said it, HMPH!
        Teh pesky tusky marine animule has cried “bukkit” too meny tiems. Nawt eben the Polol Bears belieffs him ennymoar. N, U noe how gud natured teh Polol Bears r.
        To gremlin, I sai that dis is Mrs. Kitteylurve’s RD (wrf). There are meny moar liek it, but dis won is hers. Ur Onner, mah I approach teh bench?
        *leans in close to teh judge so onwee he can heer*
        *whispers* It’s well known that if U give gremlin enuff cheezburgers, he’ll tell U wateber U wanna heer.
        .
        This stoopy case shud be frown outta cort!

      • lolcatburglar
        A-HA! I heered that!
        Ur Onner, I move for a mistrial, on the grounds that poopyhed Romeowturney bribded a witness wif burgers, besmirched teh good name of a poor, unfortunate bukket-theft victim unable to obtain justice in a land-based legal system, and that too many pics have been posted now for teh joory to continue to pay attenshuns to these proceedings.

        Romeow
        Ur Onner, I hab no objekshuns to
prosektootr boogerbutt’s motion.
        *entire joory iz ebber asleep or lukin fur shinney fings*

        lolcatburglar
        Poopyhed.

        Woodchuck
        Az an esteamed memmer ov teh jooree, I iz ‘zhaustid frum awl teh argyooin!
Juj, is yoo gonna let tehm cawl eech over Poopyhed an Boogerbutt?
I ob-jeck beree strenyoousslee.
Tehr is NO ORDR in dis cortruum!
Lemmee owta heer!

        Romeow
        I wud liek to pologize to Woodchuck n awl ov teh steamed – oops, esteamed memmers ov teh joory. Iz ashaimed ov mah akshuns.
        In mah defense, awl I wanna sai iz
        LCB TARTED IT!

        CrazyOldLady
        OMG…Aye m gone fur a dai or two….an fings jus start to go krazee round hear….
Misser Juge, Aye fink dey awl needz a timeout until dey kan be nice agin….

        Ambercat
        Jessie can maek cartune, lyk Teh Thrillin Reskoo?

        (6)

      • Romeow
        Jessie wud gits lots ov snorgles an schmoo iffs she did!
*Purr*

        Elvis
        Hope teh theayter izznt darc for teh show sheez gettin tikits ta goes ta!

        Tribble
        Eye needz dat loanz frum de bankerz kitteh!

        Addkittehz
        fer dem $100 baff touwils? not wantz more lolfambily mimburs running arround bean arresticated and incarstecrated n stuff.

        Kittehlurve
        she can has $10 wallywurldmart baf towels. she nawt git arresticated den.

        THE END

        (7)

  13. old lurker says:

    Dis iz fur mai fre Romeow…sorrie ai kant make da linkie blu!

    http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1556026

  14. *Dansis fur Romeow*

  15. ScotchAndMoreScotch says:

    ohaiena means fambily. dat meenz nobdy gets left behind or forgotton.

  16. tessm says:

    manee happitayle returnz uv teh day to yoo, Romeow!

  17. Missy says:

    Happy Birthcake, Romeow! May yer legulls always be breef and yer kittehs always be floofeh an happeh!

  18. old lurker says:

    Hippi Birfdai, Romeow
    I maded yu a lol but WP won’t post it. Itz on mai pro-fiel fer yu. Maibee itl shew up heer latr

  19. Hoppie Birfdae Romeow!!

  20. tidmum says:

    Happitayl Birfday Romeow :grin:
    …Hands Romeow a rather large Jug ob Elebenty purrcent proof Martoonies.
    .Serves partay fuds frum a silber platter an sez *Cheez* :grin:
    .
    dans dans dans dans dans dans dans dans dans dans dans dans dans dans dans
    spin an twirl an spin an twirl………
    dans dans dans dans dans dans dans dans dans dans dans dans dans dans dans

    • Romeow says:

      *glug glug glug*
      WooHoo! Dat elebenty proof iz yummy!
      Teh martoonees r gibing meh happeh feets!
      *danse danse danse, twirl spin twirl, danse danse danse*

  21. Romeow uv teh liddle white kitteh face wit 1bleu 1gold iiiz
    wit wishes 4 awl o yur seacat dreemz 2 b true 2dai anna allawheys
    *offerz a sparklee blu&gold braydeed colla fur speshal Kshines*

  22. maryland belle says:

    *ahem*

    DEEEEEER Romeow, deer Romeow,
    wii luv yew berry much.
    Deer Romeow, deer Romeow,
    that’s why dere’s awl dis fuss!
    Ye maek us happie ebbry dai
    and dat’s why we’re heer tew sai
    happie birfday Romeow, hab a berry speshul dai!

    *bows*

    Ohai, Romeow. I maed yew a card, is awn teh last pikshure, also is in mai lolz awn mai profile.

    Happy birthday!

    *runs awai, befur her boss finds her on ICHC*

    • queenbee999 says:

      we lurve yu romeow!! hapee bifrdae!!!1!!one!

    • Romeow says:

      Maryland Belle!
      *claps floofy paws…clappity clappity clap*
      A song fur meh? Wat a lubberly song it iz! And so well purrformed.
      Oh, dat iz so sweet!!! Almost as sweet az teh liddle tiny bloo eyed bebeh dat waz going to come see meh! Nuffing cud b sweeter dan dat face.
      Fank yew fur all the fuss u went to fur mah birfday. I iz onnered.

  23. sweetpea says:

    ummm. enybodee else having trouble loading firefox? or am i just special?
    (okays, i know i aer setting mysef up…get sum pwaktiss in so next time Maus sets himsef up yr reddy)

  24. furfaceluv says:

    happee birfdai dere Romeow!!!

  25. furfaceluv says:

    happee birfdai dere Romeow!! nd mani mor!!
    =^o.o^=

  26. (This preformance was pre-recorded in advance earlier in teh previous pic so those involved could work on their alibis.)
    .
    LCB comes onstage, all decked out in a ginormous feathered burgular mask and wearing a multicolored shiny sparkly outfit, feather boas and 12-inch sparkly platform boots. (She’s had herself hypnomatized for teh occasion so she is not askeered to be up so high.) She sits down at teh piano.
    .
    FLOOFY DANCER
    (Wif aplologies to Lolton John)
    .
    Sing along: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O80b002XT0
    .
    White-furred baby, desert lady, smartass poopyhed
    Sometimes a guy, makes us smile, she’ll light up a commint thred
    Ecdysiast, who thrilled Miss J. Ast, dancing half naked
    On ICHC, we all say “sqeeee!” for teh one so belov-ed
    .
    Lolyer (defense), brings evidense
    Rubber dukkies wif red floof
    Just like that, she brings laffs
    She comforts those who has a sad
    .
    Inventive wit, she shows u it
    She’s my worthy upponent
    Looking up, she sees me stuck
    She’ll halp catch me but will not spike
    .
    And oh how I lubs that gal
    No one here is not her pal
    Romeow, I’m glad u found us
    Now here’s my off-key chorus
    .
    Romeow’s our floofy dancer
    Count teh Cheezfrenz on her profile
    Laying down good grace and humor
    She lends the commints pages style
    .
    Romeow’s our floofy dancer
    Count teh Cheezfrenz on her profile
    Laying down good grace and humor
    She lends the commints pages style
    .
    etc.

    .
    .
    Happy birfday Romeow!
    .
    Much lubs from LCB, Esme and Liam

    • gmawairzgreneshuz says:

      Garsh, ai wish ai hab sum such talint. Just hab tu sai plane happytaylz birfdai tu yu, Romeow.♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

    • Romeow says:

      LCB, I waz singing dis awl day yesterday! Iz eben better wen I clicked teh linkee to Elton’s version and substituted ur words. You didn’t miss a beat! Ebery silla…syllab…it waz purrfect. Juss cudn’t hab bean enny better.
      .
      Fank yew fur taking so much tiem to puts dis togevver fur meh.
      Didz u recubber from ur hyptomatizim? U looked so sparklee and shiny and up SO high! Wunnerful purrformance!
      {{{{{LCB, Esme, and Liam}}}}}

  27. ChessieCat65 says:

    ya, happy birfdai Romeow… :)

  28. Lets meh tell yoo somefing gud, guyz. Yoo seen foto of sniper kitteh and teh kitteh taht raise hand in air wen someone point gun at kitteh.

    Dat was made by teh daughter of mah God mother an her gurlfwend. Dey were originally makin it for a card company she was wurkin at.

    I can evin point out teh mistake they left in sniper kitteh. If yoo look at teh arm dat was far reachin out on teh gun, yo’ll notice that teh arm was cut off and moved up to make teh kitteh reach out farther.

    Teh kitteh that had her arms up wen sumeone (her or her gurlfwend) was holdin gun is named River.. or mayb it is teh sniper won. I dunno I fergot. I havnt seen teh daughter of mah God mother in long tiem an I only rememer won of them was named River.

    I also knoe how dey got teh kitteh that had her arms up in air cuz of gun. Dey were holdin gun and den dropped it causin kitteh to raise arms up in attempt of attackin it liek prey. Befor it look liek teh gun was out of hand and kitteh’s arms were raised, tehy took piktur.

    :) Tehy also did another piktur whar they shaved sniper kitteh or another kat. Nawt as famous, but yoo may haf seen it.

  29. fikshunkitteh says:

    Happy Birfdai, Romeow!
    Dese R comintz yoo hab mayd froo hystry adn ai putted dem togevver tew mayk a remberies fur yoo…
    U iz rite Dere r two sides – may wai and teh rong wai.
    Weegwets, I’b had a foo, butts den again, too foo too menshun…
    I got u a puffer fish but I eated it.
    .
    Must b a noo kitteh slave. Habn’t learnt teh lessons of matching furniture, carpet, and bags to teh color ov teh kitteh. Rookie mistake.
    .
    I liek beeg butts an I cannot lie… Oh, butts wen they’re bad, they’re gud. Teh round sawft shape ov buns…lub it! Then I get bun fever, bun fever-
    We no hao to do it-Gimme dat bun fever, bun fever
    We noes hao to show it. Iz worth teh wate fur teh sawft seets.
    .
    No, HappyCat iz proof dat teh moar gray hares u git, teh kyooter u luk!
    Dat’s mah storee…ahm stikkin to it! Sumpfin iz stuck to mah butt?
    *luks behine myseff* dat’s may tayl, u sillee!
    .
    Luks liek tietee whitees wif a grey muskle shurt And, dis iz y iz bedder to hab small jockeys …Buns so neer. Curlee whiskers r nuffin to b shamed ov. Ummm…u mite wanna pull ur shortshortshort costume down juss a liddle on teh bottom…oops too mush dere…nao a liddle up on teh top…OK dat’s nise. U can move about teh bed, but plz keep ur sawft paw claw cubbers on at awl tiems. Beech Bawls FTW!
    .
    *changes subject kwikly, cuz Iz stuk tween a kitteh an a sawft spot*
    .
    Partee points r diffrent frum regular points – rite?. U tri and eet moar points,
    and I gib u moar pointy ends then u’ll kno wat to do wif. Tuff lub., Teh Battle ov teh Poyntee Ends….Complimentary acupuncture. And an inkee pen.
    .
    I want, I want, I want…dats awl I heer frum u kittehs. Duz u fink dat monies growed on twees. Do u fink I’z tawking fur mah healff? Do u heer me? Do YOU heer me? TAWK TWICE AZ LOWD, iz mah giss.. I won’t b ignored. U neber lissin. One ov deese dais, ur gonna find owt dat dere r konsekwenses fur ur akshuns. I’m froo tawkin. Ur juss gonna do wat u want ennyway. I gib up. Oh, wat’s teh use?
    .
    We’z see hoo b laffin affer teh gushi fud fammin.
    I b teh onwee kitteh dats reddy.
    I doan hab AWL teh answers. Nawt so much What, as Who and Ware.
    I fink we noes teh Why.
    .
    There isn’t ennyfing so bad, that chokolit can’t maek a liddle better.
    Sounds liek u need Ben & Jerry to reskew u.
    May I joyne u fur a shought ov Takeela? I see dat u hab mah faborite, Patron Anejo.*pours anudder shought fur eberywon* *drinks Takeela*…ahhhhh…
    Jose Cuervo and Johnny Walker r on speed dial. I fink I’ll steer dis conga lyne pass the bar and grab a liddle drinkee. *frows bak a martoonee* And buy anudder boddle on teh odder side of security for twice teh price.
    Happeh Birfdai! Cheers!
    .
    Gigamowse, Megamowse, Mowsiehurtz, Tarerupmowsie…I cud spane dem to u, butts u juss wuddn’t unnerstann. I has mah degreese frum MIT. I will offen use beeg wurds dat u (beingz infeerior to meh) will neber unnerstann. Iz a purrsonal decision -I hate spunk! I’m not heer to judge or preech…Doan calls meh Shurlee.
    .
    I’m getting a mixed signal. OK, liddle maor upsie, no, put the odder won a liddle moar downsie…rite dere! Prolly sum ropes, bungee cords, and parachutes wud HALP! OK, slyde a liddle to teh rite…no nawt dat mush…liddle to the leff…no ur odder leff…OK, dat luks GUD…rite dere… U can leeb ur hat on. Doan cum a knockin wen teh bush iz a rockin. I’m doing mah part. Iz awl fun and gaems. Goin’ ridin’ on teh freeway of lub Wind’s against our back.
    .
    Cum on an rock me Amadeus! I can has happeh dance? Iz mah happeh dai to seez a donkey doin teh bunneh hop! *Rite, Rite, Leff, Leff* *Forward, Bak, Won, Tew, Free* Aye joyn teh hi altitube danse n iz gittin giggy wid it for JOO! I b shakein mah bodee up down an awl arown! *rite kick, leff kick, wave mah paws in teh air liek I juss doan care* caerful wif doin dat mowntin jig ther. is can be long waiz down. U waz? Ware? I didzn’t heer ennyfing!
    .
    Aye tri 2 maek teh phish lips xpreshun, butts iz nawt sew grate aktually. Ob corse, teh hed waz stilz on teh hoomin. Sew mebee nawt zactly teh saem. Hims keeps a stift uppur chip!
    .
    Ov corse, u suxs…Taunteeng, taunteeng at ur c-froo doar., I rubber and ur gloo,watebber u sai bounces off ov meh and sticks to U! *sais in a taunting voyce*Cheeter Cheeter, Bacon Eeter! Iz better than habbing teh munkeez frow “stuff” at you
    …Hao roo-d. U shud re-caption that.
    .
    Iz dis teh Panda Express? ware u can hug a panda for $140.00. …cud rub hims bellee and snorgle hims neck . OMG, I SO wanna do dat I doan noe ov a panda danse. Mebee sum bear hugs frown in wif sum dansin? ! Bestest bare hug eber.
    .
    Cans I gib u a kiss on ur cheek? I’m Irish eberydai.
    *smoo*
    *Purr, Hedbutt, Purr*
    I’z gonna hab sweet dweemz nao…one eye open.
    .
    based on actual comments, however, names have been omitted to protect the innocent and edited for content.

  30. stendtrollhalismo says:

    ohaiena had a farm, e i e i o?

  31. Todd says:

    Thank you “asthehind” for making this one, it made me laugh when I really needed it.

  32. Greycat says:

    HOPPY BIRD DAY ROMEOW !

  33. exhoicat says:

    O, Romeow, Iz wichin ewe minne moar hippo birdes! Hopin’ ewe bee indoars wit A/C ohn, kik bak, reelax, nd habin’ planty kewl drinkz nd tings! I can bild faaaaa-bulus shooger-fre cheezcayk fur ewes, iffn ewe leik…con las fresas frescas en tapa. ¿Usted tiene gusto?

    Feliz Cumpleaños!

  34. dufferino says:

    Ohaiena, O doant yew krai fer me
    cuz ai cumz frm Hal e Bam ah
    wit de band joe on mai nee

    • cweenmj says:

      @@@@@
      5 burgerz fer u, dufferino!!

    • exhoicat says:

      O, ai tawt it wuz de uzzer Ohaiena song…frum “Eveetah”:

      Don’ crai for mee, Ohaiena
      De troof iz ai nevver lef choo
      Awl throo mai wildnesse
      Yer mannic laffter
      Ekkos inn mai dreemz
      Don’ keeps yer disstunse

  35. cweenmj says:

    *wanderz onto stage, late, lukking like she just came in frum deh desert,
    *awl dustee adn windblown.*
    *Stepz up to miker fone*
    *Tapz miker fone. BONK! BONK!*
    *Stepz bak adn kleerz throte — AHEM!!*
    *Stepz up to miker fone agin.*
    .
    Oh Hai! Uh, Um.
    *lukz at notecard*
    Happee birfday, Romeow
    Uumm. In ur honor, I will b reciting deh solilikwee of Juliet. I stayed up awl nite memberizing it. At leest, I hopez I got it awl memberizezed. (Gulp)
    .
    *Putz notecard in pokkit.*
    *lukz up az if hoping deh werdz r rittened on deh balkonee.*
    .
    O Romeow, Romeow! wherefore art thow Romeow?
    Deny thy father adn refusing thy name;
    Oar, if thow wilt not, b but sworn my luv,
    Adn I’ll no longr b a Catulet.
    Tiz but thy name taht iz mai enemy:
    Thow art thysel, tho not a Montague.
    Wutz Montague? It iz nor hand, nor footz,
    Nor arm, nor fais, nor any uzzer part
    Blonging 2 a man. O, b sum uzzer name.
    Wutz in a name? Taht witch wii call a rose
    Bai ennee uzzer name wud smell az sweet;
    So Romeow wud, wer hii not Romeow kawld,
    Retane taht deer perfekshun witch hii owez
    Withowt taht tile. Romeow, doff thy name,
    Adn 4 taht name, wich iz no part uv thee,
    Take awl maisef.
    .
    *Curtseyz adn runz offstage.*

    • **** ** ******* **** ** ****** *********** *** ****** ********** ****!

      :D :D :D

    • Romeow says:

      *standing oh-vashun fur teh cween*
      *floofy paws clapping liek muffled thunder*
      Mah cween, u recited it purrfectly and byootifully. Wat an onner to hab a cween do dis fur a commoner like meh!
      *bows to her highness*
      Luckily, I had mah cell fone, and gots it awl on tape for prosp…prost…so I will hab it fureber!
      Fank yew fur a most wunnerful performance on mah birfdai!
      *bows humbly to teh cween*

  36. oni says:

    yes! i love it!

  37. Happy Birfdai, Romeow.. Agains!
    Happy video fur yoo!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZxRclIZnEo

    N if yoo feel liek gettin down and jiggy wid a cat ;) here:

  38. Happy Birfdai, Romeow.. Agains!
    Happy video fur yoo!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZxRclIZnEo

    N if yoo feel liek gettin down and jiggy wid a cat ;) here:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_g27xZo94QA

    • Romeow says:

      Fanks fur teh videos kitteh1ihazit!
      Lub teh cyoot LOLcats in teh commershul.
      I’ve neber seen a kitteh danse quite like dat. Mah Mitts kitteh duz sumpfing similar. Mebee I shud gets sum video and start editing?

  39. Maus says:

    Better late than never…
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROMEOW!!!

  40. two_kittehs says:

    Oh Romeow, I has been deh busee
    but not to busee to wish Uz a very happy birfdai
    and I also maded Uz some hot choklit mousse
    enjoi

  41. lolcatlover says:

    No-laughing hyena
    Can’t avoid to smile

  42. Count Catula says:

    btw, burfday people……there is a picture of a haiena here, too

    in case you missed it

    which you all did but two, i guess

    apparently

    k…

    thx

    bai

  43. officecat says:

    Sowwy I is sooo laet (bai liek 6 howrz. ohmigawsh). Bizee dai.

    Happee Burfday Romeow!

    Frum erlee-r poasts I see u too in teh dezert. Hoap it didn’z rayn dere. Nuffink wors than rayn’d awn caek.

    cheerz! *clinkie*

  44. Aahz says:

    I finkz I seen dis LOL sumwarez b4… N fakt I fink I mayded dis LOL lass munf:
    http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1467085

    • johnson442 says:

      I thought I recognized it!!!
      Waitaminnit…Is this one the only one of all those that got voted onto the page here? (shakes head) That not right….should’ve been a lot more than just one….

    • fikshunkitteh says:

      Ohai Aahz, Ai lyks yer verzhun bedder. Sumfing simlur hapind tew me…peepz copee adn ai heers ittsa nyce form ob flattree.

  45. eubie says:

    Wawkin N teh desert, dragon feetz n teh san, singin uh liddul song sof lee***Romeow beez hazzin teh birfdai** kix uh liddul san up ****himz iz sush a nys cheezpeep*** awlwaiz frenly adn shweet*** duz uh liddul skippy dans***awlwaiz maiks mii laf***spin spin spin**hoaps himz birfdai is happii***bessess birfdai ebber***danses cros teh desert, deftly aboidin teh caktusis (awl tru xept teh boidin teh caktusis part, awlwais get stuktid bai teh caktusis)

    • officecat says:

      dat cuz caktusis hab magnewts in dem. I awlwayz hab mai toeziez nom’d bai dem ebil tings.

    • Romeow says:

      Oh eubie, fank yew fur ur liddle song.
      Heer, I hab a tweezers. Let meh halp u gets teh caktusis stuffs outta ur feets.
      *pulls stickers outta eubie’s feets and ankles*
      There, duzzn’t dat feelz better? U soak heer in sum epsom salts and hab a nice nap afferwards.

  46. Happy Birfdai Romeow!!!
    U are teh berry bestist
    Wevver East oar Westist
    An Norf an Sowf ov us
    Dere kikin up kwite a fuss
    U ar naow *mumble* eight
    Ltz git down an sellabrate!!!
    .
    Sham pain cork *POPS*
    *Cheez*
    .

    I baiked U a Catsata Caik…wif booberriez an razzelberriez an
    teh finist Baverrian cream…

    • Ooooh.. Hooray!!!! I haz been tryin 2 post a happi birfdai 2 Romeow awl dai an Wierdpress woodin letz meh!!! Hope I’m nawt too, too late 4 teh party!!

    • Romeow says:

      Oh hai idansdansdans!
      You maded me a nice liddle poem! Fank yew!
      Nao dat I’m *mumle* eight – I wanna sellabrate, too!
      Dat Catsata Caik iz lukin mighty gud.
      Nom nom nom…Oh, fank yew, I duz needz sum sham pain…sip sip sip nom nom nom sip sip. Oooo, teh bublols tickled mah pink nose.
      Nice ov u to bring by moar caek fur teh second shift!
      Yummy!

  47. Hashim says:

    iz any one still on dis thread?? *sigh*

  48. Hashim says:

    o hai idansdansdans!!1!
    i meant dat ebery cheez peep haz left da party… aktually da party waz att 2:30am at my region so i waz snoozin mean while da party raged on!
    well i’ll hav a bitz of caek *nomnomnom…* and iz dier coke, i liekz coke!!

  49. Glad U maid it bak B4 I went 2 bedtime!!!
    Yes, Where dere’s lyfe, dere’s coke!! :wink:
    An dere iz 4 shizzle lyfe on ICHC!!
    .
    If itz nawt tew purrsonnal .. Ware dew U live??

  50. laughoutloud says:

    ohai romeow! i brought u a prezent!

    (i givez u hint: it r a cheezburger)

  51. laughoutloud says:

    ohai romeow, i has a prezent for u.

    i givez u hint:

    its a cheezburger

  52. laughoutloud says:

    oopz. double comment.

    • Oopz.. dubble cheezburgerz!!!! :lol:

    • Romeow says:

      Gee, fanks, laughoutloud!
      A double comment iz twice az nice!
      Nom nom nommity nom nom.
      Oh gudness, I hab bean nomming and dwinking awl day.
      It duzzn’t get enny better than this.
      Fank yew to awl teh Cheez Peeps dat celebrated mah birfdai wif me.
      I lub u awl!
      {{{{{Cheez Peeps Eberyware}}}}}

  53. Kazzandra says:

    Congrats, asthehind! I’m so glad you made the front page!

  54. Yoro says:

    Looks like david Meshow from youtube

  55. sm says:

    cute with dumb caption


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