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dis kitty is outta dis whirrled !
good fink i gotz my space soot helmut awn. dis kittee is sportalishush.
*thunk thunk thunk* on mike roe phone
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voiz of Radar O Rye Lee:
This is a PSA : ornjj kittehs R nawt poysin. onlee ornjj mauses. that is awl.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/06/25/teh-orange-ones/
why oringe poisun? that be peppers an punkins squashes an flowers dat be oringe -oring happi color
iz a miff on ICHC. lukkat teh linkee ^ to see how it awl strarted!
(i likes to nom the ornj nasturshums, too. Spicee!)
Cuz teh orinj mausie maed teh kitteh play ded. SUM ppl tuk dat to meenz ebbreefing orinj is teh poyzin, but doze uv us hoo haz orinj kittehz noez beddur.
oh tankew
Ai just gotted a fone call frum teh basement labs, where Igor is hard at werk. He sez he is sure that the ornj kittehs is poyson. He is developing teh aunty dote. Sez he will be reporting back soon wif results. In teh meantime, donut eet the ornj kittehs under any sir come stances.
Nuu feral kittehs at mai dumpsker, wun ob dem can haz teh orng. Duz nawt want 2 eet teh orng kitteh, jus wuntz 2 snorgul himz/herz. MaiB kin taim it, but gotta ketch it nawt second.
Snorgling teh orinj wuns iz non-toxic, but urli reports suggest it iz hyli addiktib adn after prolonged expozur mai cawz teh kitteh tu gayn towtell mind control. Studyz indikate snorgling teh ubber culurd kittehs will redews teh mind-control.
Seerius nowt: I rescued 6 adult cats and 14 kittens that had been abandoned – some during a thunderstorm – in a neary park. Seeing drenched kittens, barely with eyes open, huddling in a crack in a brick nearly killed me. Although the apartment rules said “no pets”, over time I smuggled every last one into my apartment, dried them, picked the fleas and ticks off by hand (too young for the most part for any medicines), and provided for them until a friend who ran a no-kill shelter for cats (and dobermans) could take them in. Two were so young, I had to feed them by eye dropper. I was locally known as the Underground Kitten Railroad.
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My advice on getting to snorgle a kitten is to let it get used to you, feed it, and every so often get a treat – a cheap (and that’s important) can of salmon or tuna. Empty the can on a cleanish piece of ground and step back. Don’t give the kitten too much, as excessive fish is not good for them. This should be an irregular treat. Then start playing with the cat at a distance. A long line of wool can make for a toy the cat can play with without getting closer than it feels comfortable with. The cat will let you know when you have passed its inspection.
jd yoo iz SUPER serial!!! Noe why orinj kitteh noe haz cape? Coz jd wears it awl teh tiem. Tankers away mai fwend.
Awwww! Hey, yu’d hab dunn teh saym thyng, I’m shure, adn teh saym goes four ebery ubber cheezfrend. Iffen there’s anyfing super abowt me, then yu aer awl super too, an’ there’s noe denying it.
*mouf agape in awe at jd*
yeah. wut nativeca66 sed.
Fastr thn a speedee kitten,
Moar powerful thn a tikz & flee medisin,
Able to keap kittehs in buildings witch aer sposed to bee
out o bounds,
Look, up in the sky!
It’s a bird!
It’s a plane!
It’s Reskewman!
*turns red, hides under teh kittehs blankie*
*getz outcan o’ trhiftee storebradn sammon*
*whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr* lektrik canopnr
*plop*
*putz teh sammon onn cleanish spot on floar juuuuust a leeeeeeeeeeedul outta da reach of jd…*
*sniffsniffsniff*
*pokes nose from under blankie*
*sniffsniffsniff*
*peeks owt at sammun*
*slooooowly stretches from under teh blankie*
*sniffsniffsniff*
*tiptoes ober to sammun*
nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnmnomnmnom
*puuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
AAAAaaaaaaawwww!!!!
U gaiz r preshus, awsum n teh win!!
{{{{{ jd }}}}} {{{{{ sweetpea (Mary) }}}}}
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Ai LURV tihs liddul kitteh, tho, 2.
N teh kapshun wuz teh purrrrfekt.
Saab yur planet, liddul superkitteh!
jd…yu gots a SOOPER big hart fur takin in da lil kittehs!!
best.
hooman.
evur.
Reading things like this give me hope for humanity. :]
oh, wait. so, aer dey saef taken topikally, jest nawt inturn allee?
sweetpea, I juss figgerd out that ur MaryO! I wuz wunderin ware yu went! Wen yu wishd fur a doberge cake fur romeow’s birfday, I thot – hoo is this wut noes bout Noo Allyuns fuds? Gud to see ur still heer, still doin teh funny commints!
aw, fanks! eber sinz i bin tryin owt teh lublee abatar jamamamamakitty gibbed me and usin teh weirdpress login, my alias mary0spokn has been kinda hiding out..
duz it get cornfuzin tew hab sew mini nom de plolms?
well, it duz tikkul a bit nommin teh ploomz.
*coff. coff* ai gotz a tikul in mai froat
and this is how chritianity was started.
erm. dat shud be spLortalishush. *sigh* washeded my handz adn kant dew a fing wif em.
Ai agree. I derefore declare dis Condition Pineapple, SplortCon 1/Alpha. Awl CCCs aer tu report in. Hot chawklit tankers tu be filled and on standby. Ready the emurgency air-drop ob CHRG w/doi. Akshun Stashuns eberiwun!
duck & cover, peeps! incoming kyoot!
Hai sweetpea! Conga-rat-shoelaces on ur nawt seccond! What dreenk wuld u like dis fine evneeng?
sumfink frooty & cold, mebee? how bout chew?
coca cola. Okay.
*Mayks sweetpea a peech smoothee.*
*Pors myself a cup uv coca cola wif ice.*
CHEERZ!
launch…iz doin it rite!
ai hope he memberz to put on helmit
furst!
nope.
Sry. Ur not first. Ur seccond, tho! Mabbee neckst tyme.
*troll voys* Custum iz : If yu hab “no commintz” shoze up nd yu poastz, yu trai tu sai sumfing funny. If yu du it b4 ennybuddy els den dey offur congaratz , drinkeez etc. Iz cunsidurd rood tu sai “f—-t”. We ar purlite peepz hoo dont bragz.
I’m going to start posting FIRST waaayyyyy…. down the thread, just to watch people explode
noooooooes!! nawt teh F wurd! do nawt want!!!!11!!
I dood it.
Butt noe wun sploded.
I have to wonder how many people who are regulars here do things like that just to watch the snits. Release the billy-goats!
you called??…
Taht remydnz mee…
Wer haz Fyumi (the troll-eeting Fyumigator) gonded?
Evar sins himz wuz awn Spring Braak, heez bin MIA.
FYUMI!!
FYUMI!!
WHER R U!!
It’s Streaky!
(Superman Geex will understands)
Planit litter box?
Luks lik u knead it more dan ober wai rownd.
*pleh* I doan finkz ennywun at NASA gunna b sindin uh “sampul-reetern” mishun 2 dat planit ennytym sune…
…
Awltho ifn da planit iz mayd uv skoopabbul littur, sumfin liek da Feeniks proab wif itz skoop mite b yoosfull…
Planit Litterbox gots 3 floofy moons in de orbit: Peach Moon, Mango Moon, and der vaccyoom moon, Krrrrby.
Hovercat – reddee fur akshun!
Oh …. an wun moar fing:
…
*ker-SPLORT*
/Runz up draggin’ CCC behine….
Ohmy, nightshayde! Biiiiig splort!
/sweepz up braynes in dstpan, patz ‘em bak in playce in nightshayde’s hed
/puts CHRG(wdoi) awn her hed, tayeps it awn wif duckytayep.
/raps her up in floofy lellow blanik wif kitteh fases awn it
Heer’s a hawt chocklolit an sum chocklolt possums! Rest and feel beddur sooooon.
Fank u sew muchlee! It haz bin a ruff dai. Mebbe hazing mai braynez scattered, reshuffulled, & replayced will do meh sum gud.
*snuggulz intew teh bankee, nibbuls on teh possums, and jinjurlee sips teh hawt choklit*
*Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
*Dribes up in one ob teh hawt chokklit tankers adn delibers elebenty gallons of hawt chokklit to Nightshade… …to recober from awl teh splort procedures!*
Uh o, nightshayde — didz U jess haz teh splort?!?
Sorree bowt dat…
HAY ITTEH BITTEH KITTEH!!1! Breeng da CCC!!
wwwmine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1297649
**skitz 2 purr-fikt stawp bai nightshayde**
Hmmm … braynz evvyware … happinz win splortin wyl fliein…
**sweepee sweepee sweepee braynz inna pyl**
**skoopee skoopee skoopee braynz bak inna hed**
Doan wurree nightshayde — I nawt yooz liddur boks skoop…
**patteepatpat 2 mayk em awl smoov agin**
**dukkee tayp dukkee tayp evvyfing bak gevvur**
**putz 50z bavvin kap wif kitteh faysiz awn nightshaydz hed**
**fitz CHRG w/drawinz uv liddul ayrplaynz obber bavvin kap**
SNAP!!1!
Ow!
**rapz nightshayde up n softee fwoofee bwankee**
**eskortz nightshayde 2 Splort Lownj n setz herz inna cumfy chayr**
Dere naow — U gunna b jess fyn… U neadz 2 haz sum steemee hawt chokklit wif wippee kreem n chokklit possumz n oktupoosiz wif differnt kreemee fillinz sew U kin gitz ur enurjee bak…
Um… 2 splort proseejures? Coincidince!
CCC’z reddee!
Skweejeez up nyteshayd’z braynz.
Poarz and tukkz dem in gud.
Buddurr~fly Band Aydz
maykz it awlllll prittee. Tyme 4
noo CHRG
Sawfft floofee Blankitt
tukked in reeeel tyte. Bunnehz
luukz berreh prittee
U wantz Iee Bryte Tee?
Habz froazin Milkee Wayz and
nommee Hurshee bawrz
Jack.
Jack.
3 splort proseejures!!!!1!!
Ooooooo nightshayde!
EYEOOOGAH EYEOOGAH EYEOOGAH!! SKREEEECH!!
CCC is hear! Ewe, whatta messy splort. Braynes all over teh playce!
*Finds shubble and bukkitt*
Scoop, scoop, scoopity
Pore, pore inta nightshayde’s hed
Patta, patta, patta
Tuk, tukity tuk
SNAP!!! Awn wiht teh CHRG(w/sheeps onnit) Fassen chinny strapp
BRRRIPPPPPTTTT! Ripps duckytaype
Tapey, tapey, tapity taype
Adds 50s BC fer xtra stabi…stabbil…protekshun
Cubbers nightshayde inna floofy blankie wif clouds onnit
Hears a chokklit martoonie an sum gummie goggies.
Naw u rests an gets bedder! Mama Goosey sez sew!
O noes nightshayde!!
Lessee ifn ai bememers hao to do dis
*Rummij rummij rummij inna CCC*
Otay.
FurstNawt sekkund ai sweeps up teh braynes.*sweepee sweepitee sweep*
Oops, der’s wun LLBC ober dere. *sweep sweep*
*plop plip ploppitee, gentlee, into nightshayde’s cranial cabitee*
*rummij rummij* Heer’s a lufflee pink 50’s bavving cap wif flowrs onnit
*snaaAAPPP! awn nightshayde’s hed, den rrrriiiPPPPP teh dukkie taype, n rap rap rap awn snug*
Der u goes, nightshayde. Rest qwietlee naow wif dis mug of hawt chokklit n dese chonklits in teh shayp ob palmetto bugs – mmmm! *DK stufs a few in her pokkit fur emerjencees* U soon be gud as new!!
SEW MANNY SPLORT PROSEEJURES!
Fiev!!?!!!!elebenty!!!!! Ai finkz dis *mite* be a noo rekurd?
Yeah. Its lyke winevvur I get dun wif mah replie dere is 2 mor proseejures!!!
Choklit palmetto bugs?!?
…
…
Um… duz dey haz teh creemee fillin (oar mebbe caramel) & maek a satisfyin *pop* wen yew brakes thru teh shell?
Bof! Der’s sum wif crunchee fillin 2! Nuffin but teh bestest fur u, nightshayde.
Hoep u haz a beddur dai tomorrow.
{{{{{{{{nightshayde}}}}}}}}
hmmmmmmmmmmmm *jmk din’t fink kittlins haz teh pokkits………… cuz nowhere tew put teh munies*
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/05/30/i-has-a-money/#comments
Whi we be talkin’ boiut teh palmetto buggies again?
Cuz 4.5Kittehz giveded meh a choklit shayped liek a palmetto bug. Ai wuz skepticul at nawt sekkund, but itz kwite taystee, akshullee!
eeeeeeeewwwww…. ai’ll tayke yur wurd foar it….
*sniff*
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Teh thot dat sew menny pplz haz come to halp meh haz literally brot teerz to mah eyez. Srsly. Aiz bin a kitteh-on-teh-edj awl dai & yew jus maed meh rillee rillee happee!
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*wigguls wif a happee & givs fankz fur hazzing such lubberlee cheezfrenz*
*staggurs awai to wiep hur leekee eyez*
ahw, all teh cheezfrenz such hapee fambly…soe much luff.
maeks me feal awl warmz n’ fuzzeh incide…
Fur awl teh wunnerful cheezpeepz, ai maed yew a lol (an ai did nawt eben TRAI tew eet it).
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1559133′
Ai hoepz dis werkz…
Bah. Ai triez agin…
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1559133
Nawt werkee…. waitin fur werdpretzel to koff up mai sekkund attempt…
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1559133
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Ai triez dis wai….. putting in teh thurd attempt shud cauz teh sekkund to majiklee appeer, thus maykin meh look sillee.
awwwwwwww. i can has enjoyingz it eben dough i wuz goan & dint hep?
hoep yr tomorro goze bedder!
Eben tho yew did nawt halp wif dis partikyoolar splortayshun, it appliez to yew, tew! Awl teh cheezpeepz is wunnerful & ebbreewun halps wen sumwun iz havvin a pleh day. Ai iz shoor tomorrow will be beddur – speshlee sins dere was no reel reezun fur mai bein down todai. *shrug*
Ebberywun haz a niec evenin — ai iz hedded hoam to snorgle mai kittehz an mai liddul gurl & to watch “So You Think You Can Dance.” Mebbe ai will eben haz a martoonie!
Frog-Cat hops into action!
Upz, ups andz awayz
liddill Kitteh tryz owt furst
leep ubz herz lyfe tyme
Liddill Kiiteh habz
soopurb foarm 4 taykz awff. Willz
strrretch 4 landeengz sune
Liddill Kitteh’z tayl
shoods beez str8 upz 2 akktz
az staybilliezurr
Jack.
Purty Haikoos Jack! U is teh win at poems!
Invisible Rocketpack.
I thot ub 2 songs dat haf 2 do wif space.
Rokket Man by Eltin Jon
Spays Odittee by David Bowee
Mars ain’t the kind of place to raise your cats
In fact it’s cold as hell
And there’s no one there to raise them if you did
And all this science I don’t understand
It’s just my job five days a week
A rocket cat, a rocket cat
And I think it’s gonna be a long long time…
Ai lieks teh eltin jon
Ai do too! One uv mah faverits is your song, which is weerd becuz I lissen 2 hevy metil.
U lissen 2 hevy metil? Mai sun tinks aiz weird caus ai am 63 yr old n laik tu lissen tu Apocalyptica.
Ai trai tu get “space oditee “but fayl. Sum wun els wantz tu trai?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhSYbRiYwTY
ssaws him sing dat in early 80s in toonto dah good(not aktually)
toronto srry
bowee rools!
Kitteh leaps ober tall sofas in a single bownd.
Up, up and awai!
Fastur dan uh speedee wynd-up mausee..
Moar pawerful than uh goggie lukin fur uh tree…
Wile dizguised az a mild-manerd kitteh….
EWPS!! Forgot mah cape!
I haz invizibl flyin broom.
Iz you a itsy bitsy witchy kitty?
Mebbe sew
Wheres his cape?
Edna: “Noe Kaypz!!1!”
Inkredibulls ref FTW!
I has 3 kittehs frum da oranj kitteh planet– dey save deir planets all nites long whiles some of us is trying to sleeps. They race thru da haus, lissenin to Motorhead and dat.
I agreez. Ornj wuns not poysin, jus krazee!
Aww za aww za awww….za widdle kyootie kitteh bebbeh, wif teh widdle nose-y, an de widdle pawsies…an hims jest sew kyoot, yush hims iz!!!! **hyperventilates**
SPLORT
ise comin draggin ccc it be hot frum overuse
set roomba for braynes an switch on …….it it triangulatin room
scoops all brains in to handi storage compartment
tip branes into maryland belles head -use duck tape to holds em in and wuipps out 50 bathincap with tiny hippos on it
gives fllooffey blankie an vanilla truffles
roomba trundles away to hone station
hope you bette now…
oOo…truffles! Fankie!
{{amandakat}}
flyin’ poyzin poofyball!
wit manni gr8full tanks 2 the Sweetpea 4 joynin inna teh mith bustin,
wunce agin posting mai soapybox comint:
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“Orange Kitteh Reputation Reclamation Initiative”
thaw urbane legund hassta 2B Dbunked – yesh, yesh ah finkso
Xribbit A: http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/06/25/teh-orange-ones
itza mousie coloured inna orange
Xribbit B: http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/05/01/funny-pictures-holy-crap-orange-is-contajus ornlee Drectory comtacks wit orange reasonults inna B9 color transferants
eyes dew dis 4 mai unaboriginalley naemed Orangey – 1 oaf mai tabbehz
himz jest ta swedest most innerscent lil gui
The spice must flow.
Doon. Dessert planit. Uhrakiss.
A beginning is a very delicate time. Know then, that is is the year 10191. The known universe is ruled by the Padishah Emperor Shaddam the Fourth, my father. In this time, the most precious substance in the universe is the spice Melange. The spice extends life. The spice expands consciousness. The spice is vital to space travel. The Spacing Guild and its navigators, who the spice has mutated over 4000 years, use the orange spice gas, which gives them the ability to fold space. That is, travel to any part of the universe without moving. Oh, yes. I forgot to tell you. The spice exists on only one planet in the entire universe. A desolate, dry planet with vast deserts. Hidden away within the rocks of these deserts are a people known as the Fremen, who have long held a prophecy that a man would come, a messiah, who would lead them to true freedom. The planet is Arrakis, also known as Dune.
http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arrakis
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http://www.http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/02/07/the-spice-must-flow
cutest. lol. ever.
Iz AstroKitteh to teh rezkue!
CAN OPENER!
wif aplologeez tew mai fwiend sweetpea, for borrowing hur awesum announcement:
*thunk thunk thunk* on mike roe phone
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voiz of Radar O Rye Lee:
This is a PSA :
Ai nao haz sum picshurs uv my boss/slave-master/Alarm Cat/buddy/flake-a-zoid kitteh, brat cat, etc., etc., here: mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh/pics . Dey awl look pretty mush teh saem, an’ ai hasn’t thot up capshuns foar dem yet, but essentially, kitteh is picshured on his laytest faborite sleepytime spot. That is awl.
Nao, bak to regLOLly scheduled LOLs.
…oh, an maekin teh mitsake uv miksing rewtbeer an milk is teh pleh.
kthxbai
Ai taekz yer werd fur dat wun. It sowndz liek teh pleh — speshlee sins ai doan liek teh rewtbeer. DO NOT WANT.
no liek rewtbeer? doan worrie, I dreenk enuf foar teh bowf uf us!
mmm dis rewtbeer almoast as guud as mai new abatar! loltakoas!
oh noez! no leenk 2 ichc accownt! musht ghet dat fix’d.
Oooh – datz a byootimus kitteh!!!!
tank yew, nightshayde. Him finks so, tew.
ooooh, himz berry hansum kitteh!!
Fank yew, tessm. Him and ai agree.
Awsumness – he has it!!!
Whut a gorgeuss hansum kitteh!!
Ut-oh……………………………*Splooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt*…..
CCC onna way!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEE-OOOOOOOOOOOOOO-WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
scoopee-scoopee-scoopee da brane stuffs…
plop-plop-plop da brane stuffs back in Tidmum’s hed…KAREFULLY
put tawp uv skull back awn, peece-bai-peece…
tapey-tapey-tapey arown skull tew keep sekure…
stre-e-e-etch CHRG (w/doi) ober sirjery site…
moar tapey-tapey-tapey to keep CHRG (w/doi) in plaec
♫ oh oh oh, kitty an teh owls
oh they’re weid and they’re wunderful
oh kitty he’s a rilly keen
he’s got electic eyes
to my suprise
yew know i red it inna magazine
oh oh kitty an teh owls ♪
Fank cue, jamamamamapajamakitty! Did joo just maek taht sawng up? Did joo see mai piccies?
ai DID see yer lubbly kitty……………… an ai thot dis wud be appropriate..
we rilly gibbin elton john a run 4 his munnee today…..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jIKeIRuyx4
:::::::snorgle-snorgle-snorgle-purrrrr against jamamamapajamakitty::::::
oh, weight, eye r an owl…GIMME BAK MAI PLOOMS, SWEETPEA! AI R NEARLY NEKKID, PLUME-LESS, EBEN, FANKS TO AWL YORE NOMS!
*pbbbbt* spitz owt owl plooomidges
sowy!
s’okai, mary-O-teh-spockn werd (Romulin langwij, ub coarse)
::::::resists punny commint abaout ‘coodn’ be eeted bai a nycer alien gurl’:::::::
Vulcan, ai meened! YIKES! Ai r HORRIBLOL todai/tonaight!
mai DH sez taht in onnur uv teh nawt-sekkund-ever consert in Vermont uv teh Elton John, Ben & Jerry’s haz a noo flavur:
goodbye yellow brickle rode
serimously??? teh awesum!!!
Iz lernz 2 lefitate at da Hawgwoorts wif Hairy Pawter. No cape necisari.
Itz ok. Capez is daynjuruss ennywai.
Incredibuls referins FTW
Capez, DO NOT WANT
Sew datz wut mai kwiltee skware luks liek wen aiz nawt logged into werdpretzel. Teel is a gud kulur, aifinkso!
Teal b ok, but I likez ur abatar bedder.
Ai agree wif Her Majes…Majis…wif cweenmj.
kitteh travlols between planets inna earwemhoel…zzzzzzzzooooooom!!!!!!
earwermhoel, eben…rassin-sassin-frassin typoes!
earwurmhoel??? Duz dat meen kitteh b travling frew mine hed?? Dat wud splain a lot…. …….
It duz, indeed.
Yoo is de wind beneet mai paus.
Or mebbee a candul in de wind beneet mai paus.
Mixed metaphors- let me show you dem.
teh awesum miksed metaphors!
Ai wish ai had a brain; then, I culd remember haow to add favorites, pics, invite Cheezfrenz, etc., but nooooo. Ai r teh stoopi.
here haz a brain i boughtz fur u frum Walmart!! *hands owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh a brain* itz guranteed 2 maek ur lolspeak better
*naow i screwz in da braynz* here a new an’ improvedz brayn!
fank kew, Hashim…but, jus cheking…mai lolspeak nawt-sew-gud?
no way!!! ur lol speak iz much better dan mine {{{{{{owl_owned_by_a_rescue_kitteh}}}}}}…
u should be proud dat ceiling cat haz given u deh honourable tongue of kittehz!!1!
gibbin mi kitteh tung? um…
LOLZ
yupz…da power no hooman haz eber witnessed…da power…da power 2 speak LOLspeak!!
oh…OK
:::::::psy uv releef:::::::
To adding a fren, go 2 deh peepz ICHC profile….. uzullee by klikking on dehr bloo name adn den just klikking on teh “Add As Friend” box.
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2 adding a fren like me whose bloo name duzn’t taking u to dere ICHC profile, putting
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-xxxx
in deh address bar — but replacing deh xxxx wif deh cheezpeepz name.
okai…sew…if ai wanted tew add nightshayde, fur examplol, ai culdn’t, cuz nightshayde duzn’t haz a bloo?
if yoo wantz to fynd a chzfren whut duz nawt have bloo name — go to yur own profyle, an tehn chg the address inna teh address bar frum
(stuff here)www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-ME
to
(stuff here)www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-PERSON YOU WANT TO FIND
kthxbai
Yoo r teh ossum, tessm…an’ naow, yoo r added as wun uv mai frenz.
…and, haow ai add Faboritz an stuff? Ai srsly needz an FAQ. Ai culd add a lawt uv mai stoopee queshuns dere.
hey… u could ask us az many questionz az u want!!1! feel free 2 ask da cheez peepz!
To adding a favorite, just finding deh pitcher u likez and clik on
“Add to Favorites” It b rite abuve deh pitcher. Den when u goez 2 ur profile, u can b seeing ur favorites.
I wanted to favrit teh ‘Meh’ picshure frum february 15th 2008.
I cannae see a favrit button
Unfortunatelee, teh “favorite” b anew feechure. Awl deh LOLz made B4 deh favorite feature wuz invented, cannot b favorited.
Onlee deh newer LOLz can has deh Favorite buttin.
Wahaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Haow duz ai phined Faborites an’ add demm? Foar examplol, Owlcat.
Awlew, when ai go tew mai prophile, it sez ai has Mai Statz: 31 Frenz; 3 Pics; an 2 Faborites. In teh real werld, ai haz 47 Frenz; 3 Pics; an 21 Faborites.
I haz a confoozed!
go tew teh latest lol page……… jus abov teh pikshur der is a brown box dat says add tew favorites
Fur examplols, ai wants to be addin icanhascheezburger.com/2008/05/29/funny-pictures-owlcat-has-wise/#comments adn icanhascheezburger.com/2008/04/30/funny-pictures-bed-n-breakfast/#comments . Hao add doze too mai Faborites pls?
wen ai luks at yer linkie, rite above the pikshur is teh box dat says “add to favorites”
are yew at a diffrunt puter than usual……….. mai werk puter duzznt let me favrit innyfing
Wen ai luk at it, it sez ‘Owlcat,’ with a vote count next tew eet…4355 or sew.
Ai aer onley on mao oan ‘pooter, a Mac Mini.
mao? mai
oh noes yew are not!!!!!!! jus luk at yew………… yew haz teh lubbly abatar……… an yew are blooooooooooo……… yew are teh wonnerful. ai will luk for yew tomorrow afternoon an see if we can take on one ob yer challenges. ai shud be on after bout 4 west coast time. if ai duzznt see yew ai will keep watch for you.
tew invite a cheezfren click on teh bloo name, nawt yers. ten clik on “add as friend” ten yew mus logon tew the ICHC……….. ok dats one down an we talk tomorrow
ai iz urly for ICHC skool…wate payshentlee foar teecher jamamamamapajamakitty
sry iz liddel layte
TEACHER!
ohai………… I favritted yer feb 15 lol, if yew clik on mai blooo and go tew mai favritts, yew shud be able to favrit frum der
ai pologize, ai gotted yer kitteh mix up wif tidmum kitteh
class, class!!! sister mary elefant here………..
sista efelant, sista efelant…
y y y cannit i axe OOBARK tew bee mai fren??
huh, kin u teh me teh me puuuleezz
are yew shur you aren’t already
der dare izza antssteer
Wii iz fwiendz, ai finkso.
yesh wii aura butter u haff noa infoz abbot yersef sew i didunt memba, sry
ah…stoopi mii din’t fill out mai profyl…sry
fiksed dat ploblem naow
class… Class! SHUDDDUUUUUP!!!11!!!11!1!!1!
…
thaynk kyoo
K then *goes tew sitteh inneh corneh*
yer well comb
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kk5UnA7aQ4s&feature=related
iii iz vry slooo sum thyme
et waz whorfit tew stai round 4 tis, tanks
skooz mii wyul ai expel maiself
no plology kneaded
haow ai fined favrites bai dayt, pls?
column onna rite side……… scroll down from Who Be Talkin……..about 4 topics down, says surf lols by date……. kinda slow process but better than going back one by one…..
oar…haow ai fined dayts, uv da femayl barietee?
huh?
yeah, huh
donut kno iffa i shud leafs u tews allalone
vry spicus
noes ai can haz 2 stooooooooodintz
ai be cheetin wile yew were layt, btw, teacher. Ai maded gnu frens offa maryOspockn’s lis uv frenz.
srsly, go tew teh Cween’s frenz list…………… ober fousdand uv em………. can’t wait till christmas; her will be rilly bizzy
LOLZ!
sew…maeking gnu frenz…ai’z dewin’ it rite?
neber mined…bad arrep atta joak
attemp, eben
otay do you noes how to find an old lol? did dat get ’splained tew yer satisfacshun? wut next?
Well, ai can nao fine an old lol date, buyy there be seberal lolz purr date, so haow dew ai knoes wich lol onna dayte yew rawk abaot?
well sins der are onleeee a few on each date, yew go to teh date an scroll fru dem
ai rarely luks fer old lols
wut ai use lots is teh search teh lols tool……up onna middel column near teh search by date feeechur…….. so you go in teh serch field and puts in money or car or wut yew mite be lukkin for tew make a lol out of…….. like cween sed tho it’s fairly recent feeechur so nawt all lols have a “recaption” option
buyy = butt
sew…witch lol on Feb 15 you tockin’ abaot?
Tidmum wuz lukkin 4 teh Meh lol………….kitteh wif disgusted luk onna faice
Feb 15…lol wiff Meh as capshun…want mi tew go luk foar it again?
nahhhhhhhhhhh, wut else duz yew haz a cornfuzzle bout dat ai mebbe can help wif? luks laik yew is doin gud……..
mebbe yew needs tew make a lol…………. yew can go to yer page and clik on “my pictures”, under dem it says build/delete…. clik on build
then you haz 3 lines tew put your caption on………. then save an submit
nuffing atta momint…fink ai jus totted maiself hao tu maek a lol…butt ai hasn’t acshully maed enny yet…jus readed ’strucshuns.
otay, wutcha waitin for??? let’s get lolling!!!
LOL
Sew, nao, icanhasfrenz; icanhaspics; icanhaslolz; an icanhasfaybritz! yayz!
Geef teecher jamamamamamamapajamakitty a RAYZ! she be teh AWESUM!
lots of cheezpeeps more dan happi tew help iffn yew has inny questions
ai fink mebbe yew can edit yer info on yer profyle……. mebbe wut part ob teh whirld yew libs in….. iffn yew has fambly (ai jus has mai sis) etc…… sew wen peeps luk at yer profyle dey haz a little bit ob knowin yew…….
4 west coast…gawt it.
jamamakitty luks down at older dan middlol age spare tyre!! :sigh:
me looks at self…middlol ayje ’spayre tyre’…PLEH!
goodnite, cheezfrienz
Nite nite y’awl.
Nite idans. Fanks fur teh BC.
Endcat: The Early Years.
Heelium kitteh not flai as hai as heeliumcat.
Caaaaaaaaats innnnnnnnn spaaaaaaaaaaace !!!
Iz Muad’dib.
kthxbi.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/02/07/the-spice-must-flow
A beginning is the time for taking the most delicate care that the balances are correct. This every sister of the Bene Gesserit knows. To begin your study of the life of Muad’Dib, then, take care that you first place him in his time: born in the 57th year of the Padishah Emperor Shaddam IV. And take the most special care that you locate Muab’Dib in his place: the planet Arrakis. Do not be deceived by the fact that he was born on Caladan and lived his not second fifteen years there. Arrakis, the planet known as Dune, is forever his place.
– from “Manual of Muad’Dib”
Flyin’ Kitteh!
Yello Kitteh Airways, naow taking resurb…reserb…naow taking oarders for inter-pleh-netary flyte.
how muchy iz da cost uf kitteh airwayz??
1 cheezburger per kilometr??
Wellll…teh tiem-space/space-tiem continuum is a littlol tricky. It taeks ownly 3.2 sekkunds to travlol frum pointy end to pointy end, sew…1 cheezburger per sekkund.
but…but… i dont haz dat many cheezburgerz!!1!
i tink i’ll settle fur hooman airwayz *sigh*
no-no…dat’s hao menny cheezburgers yoo *receeve*! Price iz FREE foar cheezfrenz.
So, foar examplol, yew receeve 3.2 cheezburgers per flight. (Doan ask abaot teh ‘.2′ part…iz awl gud.)
so u mean all u can eat cheezburgerz?!!1!
absolutelol!
luke, up in teh skii!!
Iz it @ burd? Noez.
Iz it @ playne? Noez.
It it Souperkitteh? Yaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!
Hay, paws4thot, guud tuu sea yuu; lawta neu Cheezfrends heer;
Gladd yuu cuud kommint, becuz weez haz nawt sean yuu foar awhil!!!!!! :lol”
Couch Cat ran out of Couch
WIN!
Rail (Mono Kitteh – 1)
Monorail Kitteh on invisible rail
activate hover drive *wrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…* enabling thrusters *psssssssssssh*… prepare for lift off
dat kitteh iz from naboo! go skywaker!
Ai needz tew aplolijyze tew awl Cheezfrenz an fank yew for yore pashenz. I r teh stoopy. Iz jus taht Owlcat wuld’ve bin a favrit Favrit ub mein…if aye kooda added it…fur oblius raisins. Ai soree, eberywun…guess ai’ll neber knoe haow to add Favrits, except bai bisitating Cheezfrenz Profile payjes. Sawry.
bai
OOBARK the Annoying an’ Stoopy
is this the one you are wanting to add as a favorite??
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/05/29/funny-pictures-owlcat-has-wise
make sure you are logged in and click on the “save as favorite” button
you can also save the pic onto your computer and then upload it as your avatar
Dat beez da wun, 2wh2blk2stripey, fank queue, butt ai e-meowed ICHC direkly wif dis queshun, an ICHC say:
‘Are you using FF3 or Safari? If you are, the favorites button doesn’t show up in those browsers, but we’re working on fixing it!
kthxbai
Tofuburger’
Ai iz uzin’ SAfari, so, no can has a Faborite buttin to poosh. So’ OK…’least, naow ai knoe.
that was very nice of the Big Cheezs to write back to you!
hopefully someday soon you will be able to save that pic,
because that would be a great avatar for you to have
exaklolly wai ai wawnt tew saeb it
…an…ICHC honchoes, no ‘fix’ mai frenz! Ai lieks dem jus teh wai tehy aer naow…’specially kitsunerina, Bugzilla, goofywitch, weescottishgirl, etc., etc., etc., an jamamamamamamapajamakitty an cweenmj…basically, no ‘fix’ my femlol Cheezfrenz!
Noes, OOBARK, yuu ar nawt annoiying oar stoopy; doan puttes yuurseylfe daown;
jes keap awn tryeing; yuur duuing OK; iyt’s jes liek lernyng enneyfing eylse:
yuu jes wautch uvver Cheezfrends adn duu wut tehms duu; yuu muste goes eezy awn yuurseylfe & can has teh passhunts!!!!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
oh, ai nawt a doktor, cheshirekittehkat, sew no can has payshunz…wish iz guud nooz fur teh payshunz!
sumfing about bukkit search party.. sichuashun crooshul
Soundez teh alaurum: BEE BOO, BEE BOO, BEE BOO; WOOP, WOOP, WOOP!!!!
Haow yew maek doze google aiz, cheshirekittehkat?
googlol, eben
Pleaz to be saving r world next?
dat kitteh haz same couch az meh
awww… it’s a little captain planet kitty… adorrrable!
omg i couldn’t stop mah laufter!