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Jailburd-kitteh wif sad gud-bais.
Conga Ratz tew WiljamiDzay, Ruth James aka Ambercat, Annipuss en tew mii furr owr amazing 4-way braid! Whut awesum teem wii makes !!!
Fank tu madamz an Konga-ratz frawm meh 2 4 awl nawt-sekkunds. We kan has huez sillu-braishuns nao
En aih wishes a verii happitail birffdae tew mii fren Romeow, cuz aih cant bii here later. Happi Birffdae tew yew, en menee moar !!!
I maid dis furr yew . . . aih hope werdprez letz et thru
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i cant also join in da party {{{Romeow}}} cauz da time in mah region wud be 2:30am *sigh*….*sigh-again*…
iz really habin a sad… aww well.. i guess next year!
Hashim! Donut has teh sad. Let mee pleez use yur nice spot up heer to hang aut mai liddle announcement – an then ai will speek to yoo!!
MAY AI PLEEZ HAV YUR ATTENSHUN?
Today, teh 16th ov July – teh munth ov teh grate Julius Caesar -
iz teh burfday ov teh wun an awnlee
ROMEOW, teh Koolest Kitteh ov tehm awl!
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It will bee awn teh fourth pikchure – 9 AM ICHC tiem.
Taht iz 3 PM EST; 12 nooon PST – an ai think 8 PM fur teh TTI-ers
Ebreewun iz invited! Caek an refreshing beverajes ov awl kinds will bee serbed.
An feel free to bring ene presents yoo want!
Tomorrow, teh 16th ov July – teh munth ov teh grate Julius Caesar -
iz teh burfday ov teh wun an awnlee ROMEOW,
teh Koolest Kitteh ov tehm awl!
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It will bee awn teh fourth pikchure – 9 AM ICHC tiem.
Taht iz 3 PM EST; 12 nooon PST – an ai think 8 PM fur teh TTI-ers
Ebreewun iz invited! Caek an refreshing beverajes ov awl kinds will bee serbed.
An feel free to bring ene presents yoo want!
O deer! Taht didn werk so well! LOL! But a dubble invitashun is bedder tahn NO invitashun. Pleeze ignore teh “tomorrow” awn teh bottom copy! It’s today!
Nao – Hashim. Pleeze donut furget we ar deeling wif cyburspace heer. Yoo can come layter – no harm dun at awl. An there ar in ene event THREE hours befoar teh next pkschoor. Tho I dont expect getting up at 5:30 AM wud be ene eezier.
Ai maiself will probablee be layte – az ai hav sum appoyntminz ai cannawt miss at teh sayme tiem. But ai will just com wehn ai can! Menee peepl will probableee be coming eben AFTER teh next pikchoor has started.
So dont werrree – just com when yoo can. Yoo will ALWAIZ be welcome!”
{{{{{Hashim}}}}
thx for da morale boost
{{{{{JanetCanHas4Kittehs}}}}}
!!1!
i’ll wake up at 8:30am an’ join da party asap!
i feelz so gr8 at ICHC cauz i tink i get moar friendz here dan in da real whirled and itz not jus’ quantity but also quality!
well i’ll still join da party when i wake up but i hope derez a bit uf caek an’ food waitingz for me wen i join in
thx {{{{{JanetCanHas4Kittehs}}}}} fur all u’v said! itz a pleasure bein ur friend!
Yay, a partee!!
*starts making list of pi(s) to bake*
Hay Janet,
Did u see that leosmom’s burfdai is Friday?
Maybe we shud has a partee for her at teh 9 am est pic?
sry but i also cannot join da fun because i will be sleepin at dat time.hope u
have alot of fun.hehe accidently clicked on da reply button
Happee Birfday to Romeow!
I will miz deh partee cuz has to be at workee where dey has no intertubes.
But iz a beautimus dai fer celeberatims the beautimust-est Romeow.
Ai wil be late also, as wil be 5am here.
Ai sendz Romeow xtra caek — or mebby sum of mai cornbred wit broun-sugar n chilli. Or mebby a chilli chokolat caek (recepe frum ‘Biker Billy’).
congratz fur bein’ nawt sekund {{{{{WiljamiDzay}}}}}!
wat’d u liek 2 celebrate wiff?!
well here some choklit (anti-splort)!
Juss prawmiss yu’ll neber furget me!
And plz to be leevin me a soft fluffee blankit!
Metul is cowld on mah beehind…
*sniff* Ai’ll be otay
But come back when you has mi forebber home redi furr mii
dis iz a very emotional moment for kitteh
heroic kitteh acts…heroic. i fink
lil’ black-nailed grey kitteh………..kaint bear to luk.
whyz kitteh caring fur hooman soo much!!1!
i could understand if it waz a kitteh
you are aware that we don’t have cats, they have us. Well, kitteh is sending “his” (or “her”) prospective human off for it’s own good.
oh so dats why wen mah kitteh is hungry it purrz and letz me cuddle him but wen hez full, hez liek ‘pawz off man srsly!’
iffen he’s hungry, cold, got an itchy spot, board taek yer pick
i tink hez bossy only wen hez full! if hez cold, haz a itchy spot, he’ll come 2 me and start rubbing hiz head wiff mah leg and saying meow meow meow…
mai Leo duz da headbump and meow chorus when ai stays up too late at night – he likes it dark when he sleeps and only gets quiet and leebs me alone when ai turn off da pyuter and light.
Mebbe hooman juz goes 2 fyen kitteh sum cheezburgr or sum otter fud.. Ai finks kitteh nawt lyk hooman dat much nawrmallee..
ya… in history an’ till naow, hoomanz hab alwayz been slavez uf kittehz *sigh*…
Yes, but wee ar unusuallee happee slavez! We fly so willinglee into ar servitood!
Troo dat, Janet
ya u got dat rite, we akshually enjoy being kitteh’s slavez!
… deese bars may constranez me, but dey shall nebber imprizun our lub.
Aww . . . Thatz sweet!
Hao yoo doin today, shaungrl?
Mostly “ok”. Fanks. I went to work today and I so wish I were a pottery queen, cause I gets a dam when I tinks about 10 moar yers wit dese guysoz. sigh. dam. Parks guys are a lot that cannot be put into words that be nice, mostly. sigh. I go to my shop, I open door. I look out across to mechanic shop. Dey dere staring at me. sigh. photos are free, get you sum. dam.
{{{{{{{{{{Shaungrl}}}}}}}}}}
I soree dey mekanix be messin wit’ yoo by stairin, Shaungrl.
Nots all ub dem are sexist piggehs; most peeps is nice but wit’out ’nuff clews how to show it. I wus onlee-est grrl in manee, manee shops. Sum dem guyz be stoopee, but mowst iz just doin’ watt dey zed two wiout thinkin ’bout it
i waitz for da cake wif da file… doan eated it!
ya da piece of Romeows’ birfday caek will hab file (one of LCB’s no doubt)
I haz a mel-o-drawmah.
oh this pic makes me so sad.
but I has a Fwehddi, full of purries and kissies to make me better.
p.s. HAI GUISE!! Long time no see, I haven’t commented in a good while.
Ohai, TinyCheez! Gud to see yoo. Hao ar things with yoo?
Fankoo!
I’s gud.
oh and Fwehddi sends happitail and snugs, too.
I love this cat.
Awwww….SPLORT!
uh-oh!!! Here ai come wif da CCC
*sweep, sweep, sweep…scoop…scoop…scoop…
packy…packy, tuck, tuck.
slip on da gween baving cap wiff ittle yello duckies on it…*
oops…boss is calling – somebuddy has gots to take over pweez…
otay…aiz back.
*hands rhsb da extra floofie blankie ai liberated from bosses office, as well as da premi…priemy…extra special choklit from his jar.
runs to kitchen and bwings fresh hot mocha…*
Iz dis good rhsb? or wood yoo prefur someting else?
Kitteh bein paw-printed
yew nebber takez me alive, copper.
cauz i haz nine lives copper
Ai not leabing wifout yew, kitteh!
awww…mejeow
Hai eberyone!
does anyone noez how to upload a video in ur profile cauz wen i goez to da Clip section… it sayz ‘Oh noez no clips’
kthxbai!!
Fur dat matter, duz ennywun knoe hao ai mite taek piccies of mai Zeus kitteh wif him’s aiz open? Him iz too smart! Him knoes wen ai get reddy to taek him’s piccie! I has a sad.
ged himz to play, distract himz attenshunz
and go click click wid deh camera!
Him’s a lazy cat. Him is sumtiems my Alarm Cat, waeks me up…then goes and taeks a nap, having dun him’s job…BRAT CAT!
hmmm…ur kitteh iz smart… well..dis iz wat i do wiff mah kitteh wen i wana taek her pic:
take a shuttle cock(uzed in badminton) and keep on moving itz.k naow wen u get ur kittehs attention throw da shuttle cock at himz so he startz nomnomnom… den take away da shuttle cock and hold it in one hand and taek a pic from da oder…dis way ur kittehs eyez will be bery bright!!1!
i hopez i’z helpful!
kthxbai!
Tri turning flash off? Git one that giv opshun to turn off if you cant turn flash off dat camera.
Whoops! I Replie to rong persun.
it happenz
=P
Yup…herd dat sujjeshun befoar…still, kitteh NOSE wen ai wanna taek piccie an ruins da momint…ebil kitteh *tew smart*!!!
iz sadz
I saw bettar, no fence. Teh capshun was kitteh purrdict future dat hooman will adopt a kyote tabbycat. Hintz hintz.
Ai red az “Coyote tabbycat” an wunnert eff der was sumtin else ai don no. Iz kyote, like also spelled cute, rite?
Don’ worree littul kitteh, I wilz cum bak for yoo ons’t de flees is all dead at de howse.
oh, dis pikshur gibs burfday fairy teh sad, poor bebbeh left in a kage…
oh well. neber mind me, burfday fairy mus finks ob all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, lurkurs and trolz hoo haz teh burfdays today an wish tehm all a big HAPPEE BURFDAY!!! an brings tehms homemade caeks (wif or wifowt files, akkordin to yor needz), frooty punch, funny hats and fettiz!
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Wazza fettiz?
Cween-fettiz, i finkso.
yup
Sowwee, bud dat anser leff me nundeh wizer
iz confetti made wif teh character map, inspired by cweenmj. thusly, cween-fetti, fettiz for short.
i maded yoo a esplanashun, but wurdpress eated it.
iz confettiz made wif teh character map, inspired by cweenmj, thusly cweenfetti, or fettiz for short.
Abenge me, ABENGE ME!
n e budy ewse git deh wed don?
Kitteh sez: iys OK iyf yuu leeve; mebbee sumewun eylse wil wunt her;
Awlsoe her sez taht iyf yuu chainge yuur mynde, yuu kan cum bak lature;
her wil stil bees heer;
Her iys stil waiyteing foar her foarebber hoem; wil waiyte az laung as iyt taikes!!!!
(Mebbee iyts jes me, butt teh layst few lolpics haz bin teh reel hart-brakers!!!!
)
Ai jes kan nawt taike enney moar sad: Ai yam jes full up wif iyt!!!
{{{{{{{{{{{CKK}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Oh tis picture makez me so sad
Avenge meeeeeeeeee!
WOLVERINES!!
i has a sad.
omg that’s so cute!
in hooman, what happen to leaf me cat?