Disgruntled
Disgruntled Employee uf teh month
he wishes he had dis kittehs job.
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Get offa my tail, hooman!
I haet mundays
S’not munday, sillie.
feelz liek mundae
hey, conga-ratz awn yur LOL bein onna frunt paje!
Iz nawt Caterday either…:(
I am not a creamsickle !!!
u must werk in the retailz!
Ai hatz dis job.
Haz lost himz gruntle
ai allus wundered waht it wuz liek to be gruntled.
AI ar feeling verree gruntled rite nao, becuz ai finallee finshed “Teh Trial ov teh Senchuree.” Awl hoo want to see it = pleez go to Romeow’s Burfday thred (teh preevious pikchoor) – it iz neer teh bottom.
Dat wuz kwyte a marafun (wif emfasis on teh “fun”)
Fanks Janet. Hao kind ob u to poast dis fur us, considering wut a difficult tiem u R going fru.
Teh cheezpeeps R teh smartest n clebberest peeps inna whirled.
Fanks fur teh Trial transkrips, JCH4K! Dat be teh funnee!!!
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Ai haz a non-specific sad today (accum.. ackom… ackum… along wif a grumpee an a bit uv a pleh) — reedin teh funnee fingz & seein teh kyoot pikshurs is gibbin a smawl bit uv happee.
Ai sorree u haz a sad…ai getz non-specific sad tu – we kall dem free floatin angzieties aroun heer. {{{{nightshayde}}}} keep lukin at teh pikshurs an whut ur cheezfrens rite an u will feel better.
{{{vgersmom}}}
Fanks! Aifinkso sum lunch mite halp tew… so off to lunch, aigo.
Ohai, Janet, Haow far bak can yu goze tu fined owld pikshurz awn “search”? Ai put “hmph” awn bukmarkz b4 cud put awn favritz, finking ai cud open nd du naow. no. Wuz problee wun ub da funniest ub awl tiem.
Ai spoze iz teh oposit uv disgruntled – iz wun uv doze funnee wurdz dat sownd az iffn dey orted 2 hab oposits wivowt teh “dis” liek dismantle u nebber heer mantle, doe u?
Sew…dey dismantled teh tree behind mai werk…an’ I walked past whair it wuz…twice…befoar Ai noticed…
Gud job u wuzn’t a burd tryin to land in teh tree. Wheee splatt!
Obsur-Ovvsir…Seein’ stuff skillz, let mii show yew dem
Oar disheveled. Hoo evver looks heveled?
Wut ’bout discumbooberated? Nawt shur ai eben want tu noe wut cumbooberated iz? Nawt eben combobulated. Sowndz liek sumfing dat mite wind up getting meh sent tu teh NB.
Ai awlwaiz wundurd wut iz a gruntle, ennywai? Saim wif “owt ub sortz” wut sort ub sortz iz we owt ub? Ingrish iz a stranj lanwij.
*professor voice* akordin 2 teh Chambers Dictionary gruntle cums frum teh wurd “grunt”
Sin tax tickly dat maikz sens, but nawt in da sem antiquez.
dillbert kitteh
outa deh office
Conga rats SgtFlamingo an vgersmom, haow wud u liek 2 sillibrayte?
A couple beers and a strip club. plsktx
Ai can fined u teh beers, but nawt teh rest uv ur rikwest!
ai got sum paynt thinnnner roun heer somweers!
Wut abowt da club? billy oar wut? oar maibe club sody? We gotz enny mor nitz tu pik?
Shud da club has a nail in?
:O innapropreatte! chilluns read deez pgs
Nawt mai chilrunz. nd deay ar growd up.
Hai! U wunt strip club, go to nawtee barn. (U mite find wun n ther)
Dassit!! Strait to teh nawty barn wif u, Mister! ( I be dere in a minnit to, um, supervise.)
Ai gess if ai kant get a nu job to sillybrate….i nebber had a nawt sekund befor, ai is oberwelmed bai teh choises!
In dat caes u shud goe 2 teh tybooteek. Der iz lotsa lubblee fings der – bobblol hedded kittehs, kitteh eerings an awl sorts uv drinkses an noms.
ai alwaez wanned tu go tu teh tybooteek!!! ai luvs tu see whut ebberyone bringz bak. ai needz a bobblol hedded kitteh cuz i doan has eny. (but ai doez haz 4 kittehs sitten an wachin me tipe on teh ‘puter.)
Yu can goze tu tae bo teak enny tiem yu wantz. dont hab tu wate til yu hab nawt secund oar ennyfing. Nd can goze tu NB enny tiem yu wantz tu be nawty.Enny fing yu wantz. Iz wunnurful.
oh mai! den go ai shall.
*trotz off to tybooteek on liddel fuzzi feetz*
*tiem passez*
*lumberz bak wif bagz and bagz of gud stuff*
Lukkie! ai gotz a kyot bobblol hedded kitteh, an a byootiful skarf, an TU paerz ov shinee kitteh eerings (in kaze i leev one out an lolcatburglar findz it).
o an i got bunchez ov kittehface chocklit lolipopz! ENYBUDDY WHO WANTZ ONE KAN HAZ ONE – KATCH!!
*throes lolipopz into teh ayer an majikally one komz down on each cheezfren*
owwwwwz, it hitted mai head!!! no damij tho……..
Wuld sumbudde cleen dis gunk awf my eyes,pleez ???
Jeesh !!!
Dis luks liek a laydee where ai werks.
*panic*
Poar kitteh…reminds mii ov bad past jobs.
Disgruntled-I is it
or
Is it Caturday yet?
Service with a snarl
Ai liek
I can has harrumphh.
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Our rekew kitteh “yoda” alwway has dis faise. But him was squoorshed by a car and had a borked jaw. After it being wired and stuff he can nom purdy good. he has discubbered dat hims liks teh nanners and akshoely seems to be nomming better now sense he noms nanners ebery day. Him will mug any ob de hoomins that be in holding a nannner. we all must be sharin. Yoda might have only haff a tail and a crooked jaw but he will push you down for nanner.
This be a remindur of whys I left my last job…and I has a sad, I muffed up my interview today…
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Ai is sry yew has a sad. Mebbe you’ll get a beddur job dan teh wun wif teh muffed interview. I bet teh muffed interview place woant eben let teh employeez visit ICHC!!!
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Ai hoaps yew feels beddur soon.
mebbe nawt. mebbe u did better than u think – soemtiems we kan be tu kritical of usselfs when itz sumfinn we want. i will think gud thots for u that teh bestest job com alawng soon.
Iffu reelly munked it up, tehn taht wuzzin teh job fur u. Keeps tryin!
Guud Luuk CC65: mebbee sumefing beddure bees jes roun teh kourner
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ty! I wazn’t craving this job; downtown, have to pay for parking and trolls…er, tollz, dealing with Powhite Parkwai traffik…do not want! (Pay good tho, better than what I waz making…)
I is not happy to serve yoo an NO, dont ask kwueshuns.
welcum to teh dmv. u is in teh rong line.
but i hasnt evun told u what i need yet.
duznt matter. dis is rong line.
U displease meh
I cud be convinced to change mah mind if dere is sum gooshifood involved
Yuck…I cawnt beeleeb that Mike crawled in dat fing. Gud find heez nawt mare-reed, otherwise Mrs. Rowe wud habz uh cow. Eefer way, he gunna smell like wun.
*find=fing
naice hat nativeca66! r u wearin it in honor ov Romeow’s birfday?
Well ob corse! Wut else? Iz a berry speshul dai. Wut yoo can nawt see iz teh matching phul length ape-run ai haz awn. Datz coz ai plan to hab lots ob cake an drinksees in honor ob this mohst mowmintus okayshun and I doan wunna git enee awn meh.
s-m-r-t…yew are sew smart!
Sry..it took meh a whyuhl tu finger owt wut dat wuz. Ai noe spellz sew gud.
Wait…wut?
ape-run. I lieks dat.
Dressed fur success!
Wut els yu gawt in yur waardrobe nd wairz yur fone boof tu chanj?
Sshhh…iz a seekret. Ai reveelz dem wun at uh tiem. I hab sum ob mai hatz awn mai profile page.
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Az fur the fone boof…sore subjek…stoopie S-man…nao ai habz to chainj in uh pawking lawt wit teh cawr door open. Doan git me started.
lotz of tings at werk kan maek u loos yur gruntle..
angur addikt bosses….
big projekts to do….
cowerkers who are rood…
damm tings
ebbreeting
fings dat suck…
gross fingz
horribul fingz
iritating fingz
just abwot ebreefing
k
krappy tymes
Long tyme til clock-out
meenie co-wurkers
never nuff vacation
o
old mashines dat dun werk
parties ai has tew miss
qwerty…sick ov damn keyboard!
r
run owt ob gushie fud at kafateeria
saturdai (AKA Caturdai), haz to werk awn
too manee fings to do, nawt enuf tiem
u…
undurpayd, undurapreesheeatud, – being doze fings
very stoopy pplz – hazzing tew werk wif dem
werkin hard & hazzing udder pplz get credit fur yer werk
xerox masheen borked AGIN
yeerlee revyoo nawt givvin teh raiz yew finkz yew deserbs
zoo-liek envirunment (nawt in a gud wai).
GMTA x2
Tee Hee!
underpaid
volume ob raydeo in offiss next door
watch borked, so doan know hao long bean in dis meeting
xerox reepayerman noe fix razzin frazzin cawpy musheen
yesterdai’s eemayl showz up todai. Meeting in 5 minits
zero tolerance policy…fur visting ICHC awn cumpanee time
guests who complain (werk in de hotel)
hungover at werk
internet tech peepul
j…
OMG! I gotz to werk jist now an feeling dizgruntled (as uzual), so I gotta sneek a peek at the ICHC site, and I saw dis and neerly fell outta mai chare laffing. snork snork snork!!! Nao werk not so bad, coz I haz a giggle. *giggleez*
Buh naow bosscat wantz tew noe whuts sew funny
uhrm… *shuffles thru on-screen applications*
i’z werkin! I’z werkin reeel hard! srsly!
Boss sez yuu kan nawt bees duuiyng suches a guud jawb iyf yuu ar habbiyng such a guud tiem!!!!!
Oopz, mai bad! Nebber nebber look happi at werk! Will be pult into awfice an told bad nuwz. So…i’z stiffulin mai giggleez an lookin dizgrunteld!
Biet lip, stub toe, anyfink 2 ghet snork faec 2 go awai.
Nebber, ebber snork at wurk; iyt’s a Kardynal Rool:
tehms wil shuutez yuu foar habben funses!!!!!
Ornjj Tukksee Kitteh
taystz t3h sent ubz Cheezburgrz
grilleeng awn hawt coalz
Kitteh’s taystz budz beez
runneeng amukk. Wyles Hewminz
ignoarz ornjj Kitteh
Dayr bettah beez wun
nommee joossee Cheezburgr
leff 4 Kitteh….. Or
Dayr willz beez WAR!!!
Hewminz doan’tz knoez ornjj Kitteh’s
caypabilliteez!
Jack.
Hmmmm; duz disgruntled meen teh saime az disillusioned????
Poar kitteh haz losted hims gruntle adn haz no moar illusions az wel!!
Luuks liek him iys noe launger luukyng at lief thru roase-kolured glayssis!!!
O Noes!!!!! TEHY BE TAIKING MAI ROASE-KOLURED GLAYSSIS AWAIY!!!!
maybe he has been on the noo votin page.we verry gruntled bout dat
Aw, poor kitteh. Lookin likes he havs bad toof – him need go doktor get antybotics. Wher him hoomins?? I has a sad now….
Ai haz a sad/disgruntlol’ed, tew…knoe haow kitteh feelz.
Hewwo? Iz ai bloo again yet? Ai’z logged into Weird Pretzel, after awl (an dis onlee part uv why ai has a sad).
Okai, dat fixed…but still, ai has a sad.
Red dis a bit layt, I’m afrayd… but ai hoeps yer sad goezaway soon!
John McCain’s kitteh
IZ VIZE PREZIDENT CHENEY!
No silly, it’s his CAT.
Yood bii pi**ed too if it wuz stil thrii daiz til CATurday
SQUIDWURDS LAND COUSIN!!!!!!!!1!
It’s Dick Cheney’s cat!
ZOMG! Iz my mom’s cat! She iz hating wurld!
OMG! Must works at my jobz at Federal Way Mail Centerz!
Every time I see this, it makes me laugh out loud.
Sowwy I tink he’z mad at teh jawb