Disgruntled
Disgruntled Employee uf teh month
he wishes he had dis kittehs job.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: GCHLoki
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Get offa my tail, hooman!
I haet mundays
S’not munday, sillie.
feelz liek mundae
hey, conga-ratz awn yur LOL bein onna frunt paje!
Iz nawt Caterday either…:(
I am not a creamsickle !!!
u must werk in the retailz!
Ai hatz dis job.
Haz lost himz gruntle
ai allus wundered waht it wuz liek to be gruntled.
AI ar feeling verree gruntled rite nao, becuz ai finallee finshed “Teh Trial ov teh Senchuree.” Awl hoo want to see it = pleez go to Romeow’s Burfday thred (teh preevious pikchoor) - it iz neer teh bottom.
Dat wuz kwyte a marafun (wif emfasis on teh “fun”)
Fanks Janet. Hao kind ob u to poast dis fur us, considering wut a difficult tiem u R going fru.
Teh cheezpeeps R teh smartest n clebberest peeps inna whirled.
Fanks fur teh Trial transkrips, JCH4K! Dat be teh funnee!!!
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Ai haz a non-specific sad today (accum.. ackom… ackum… along wif a grumpee an a bit uv a pleh) — reedin teh funnee fingz & seein teh kyoot pikshurs is gibbin a smawl bit uv happee.
Ai sorree u haz a sad…ai getz non-specific sad tu - we kall dem free floatin angzieties aroun heer. {{{{nightshayde}}}} keep lukin at teh pikshurs an whut ur cheezfrens rite an u will feel better.
{{{vgersmom}}}
Fanks! Aifinkso sum lunch mite halp tew… so off to lunch, aigo.
Ohai, Janet, Haow far bak can yu goze tu fined owld pikshurz awn “search”? Ai put “hmph” awn bukmarkz b4 cud put awn favritz, finking ai cud open nd du naow. no. Wuz problee wun ub da funniest ub awl tiem.
Ai spoze iz teh oposit uv disgruntled - iz wun uv doze funnee wurdz dat sownd az iffn dey orted 2 hab oposits wivowt teh “dis” liek dismantle u nebber heer mantle, doe u?
Sew…dey dismantled teh tree behind mai werk…an’ I walked past whair it wuz…twice…befoar Ai noticed…
Gud job u wuzn’t a burd tryin to land in teh tree. Wheee splatt!
Obsur-Ovvsir…Seein’ stuff skillz, let mii show yew dem
Oar disheveled. Hoo evver looks heveled?
Wut ’bout discumbooberated? Nawt shur ai eben want tu noe wut cumbooberated iz? Nawt eben combobulated. Sowndz liek sumfing dat mite wind up getting meh sent tu teh NB.
Ai awlwaiz wundurd wut iz a gruntle, ennywai? Saim wif “owt ub sortz” wut sort ub sortz iz we owt ub? Ingrish iz a stranj lanwij.
*professor voice* akordin 2 teh Chambers Dictionary gruntle cums frum teh wurd “grunt”
Sin tax tickly dat maikz sens, but nawt in da sem antiquez.
dillbert kitteh
outa deh office
Conga rats SgtFlamingo an vgersmom, haow wud u liek 2 sillibrayte?
A couple beers and a strip club. plsktx
Ai can fined u teh beers, but nawt teh rest uv ur rikwest!
ai got sum paynt thinnnner roun heer somweers!
Wut abowt da club? billy oar wut? oar maibe club sody? We gotz enny mor nitz tu pik?
Shud da club has a nail in?
:O innapropreatte! chilluns read deez pgs
Nawt mai chilrunz. nd deay ar growd up.
Hai! U wunt strip club, go to nawtee barn. (U mite find wun n ther)
Dassit!! Strait to teh nawty barn wif u, Mister! ( I be dere in a minnit to, um, supervise.)
Ai gess if ai kant get a nu job to sillybrate….i nebber had a nawt sekund befor, ai is oberwelmed bai teh choises!
In dat caes u shud goe 2 teh tybooteek. Der iz lotsa lubblee fings der - bobblol hedded kittehs, kitteh eerings an awl sorts uv drinkses an noms.
ai alwaez wanned tu go tu teh tybooteek!!! ai luvs tu see whut ebberyone bringz bak. ai needz a bobblol hedded kitteh cuz i doan has eny. (but ai doez haz 4 kittehs sitten an wachin me tipe on teh ‘puter.)
Yu can goze tu tae bo teak enny tiem yu wantz. dont hab tu wate til yu hab nawt secund oar ennyfing. Nd can goze tu NB enny tiem yu wantz tu be nawty.Enny fing yu wantz. Iz wunnurful.
oh mai! den go ai shall.
*trotz off to tybooteek on liddel fuzzi feetz*
*tiem passez*
*lumberz bak wif bagz and bagz of gud stuff*
Lukkie! ai gotz a kyot bobblol hedded kitteh, an a byootiful skarf, an TU paerz ov shinee kitteh eerings (in kaze i leev one out an lolcatburglar findz it).
o an i got bunchez ov kittehface chocklit lolipopz! ENYBUDDY WHO WANTZ ONE KAN HAZ ONE - KATCH!!
*throes lolipopz into teh ayer an majikally one komz down on each cheezfren*
owwwwwz, it hitted mai head!!! no damij tho……..
Wuld sumbudde cleen dis gunk awf my eyes,pleez ???
Jeesh !!!
Dis luks liek a laydee where ai werks.
*panic*
Poar kitteh…reminds mii ov bad past jobs.
Disgruntled-I is it
or
Is it Caturday yet?
Service with a snarl
Ai liek
I can has harrumphh.
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Our rekew kitteh “yoda” alwway has dis faise. But him was squoorshed by a car and had a borked jaw. After it being wired and stuff he can nom purdy good. he has discubbered dat hims liks teh nanners and akshoely seems to be nomming better now sense he noms nanners ebery day. Him will mug any ob de hoomins that be in holding a nannner. we all must be sharin. Yoda might have only haff a tail and a crooked jaw but he will push you down for nanner.
This be a remindur of whys I left my last job…and I has a sad, I muffed up my interview today…
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Ai is sry yew has a sad. Mebbe you’ll get a beddur job dan teh wun wif teh muffed interview. I bet teh muffed interview place woant eben let teh employeez visit ICHC!!!
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Ai hoaps yew feels beddur soon.
mebbe nawt. mebbe u did better than u think - soemtiems we kan be tu kritical of usselfs when itz sumfinn we want. i will think gud thots for u that teh bestest job com alawng soon.
Iffu reelly munked it up, tehn taht wuzzin teh job fur u. Keeps tryin!
Guud Luuk CC65: mebbee sumefing beddure bees jes roun teh kourner
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