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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.

NOOOO!
Ai’ll save u kitteh! Kwiksand is kwik, but can opnr alwais werks to get kitteh movin faster!
…another victim of the La Brea Carpets
WIN WIN WIN!
much awesome winz
* * * * * five burgers
Jeenyus, rodney!!!
Du thowse burgerz hab lettise? Yu can see the cheez.
You winz! Is brillyunt.
Ohai saxikath!
An again, ai need a gud place to hang mai liddle sign. Ai hope yoo don’t mind mai hitching a ride awn yur commint!
And hooray fur AliCat up tehre in teh tawp spawt!
MAY AI PLEEZ HAV YUR ATTENSHUN?
Tomorrow, teh 16th ov July – teh munth ov teh grate Julius Caesar -
iz teh burfday ov teh wun an awnlee ROMEOW,
teh Koolest Kitteh ov tehm awl!
.
It will bee awn teh fourth pikchure – 9 AM ICHC tiem.
Taht iz 3 PM EST; 12 nooon PST – an ai think 8 PM fur teh TTI-ers
Ebreewun iz invited! Caek an refreshing beverajes ov awl kinds will bee serbed.
An feel free to bring ene presents yoo want!
will der be cheezburgers?
oopsie…too bad I don’t know what tiem ICHC tiem iz. Ai r in teh US east. Sorry ai’ll miss teh party. Ai r teh stoopee.
Hippo birdie two ewes, ennywai, Miss/Mrs./Mr. Romeow, mai fren…finally maeded it to 21, huh?
O, hai, oobark. U is prolly on EST time, so I wud say dat wud be 3pm
ur time.
I bleeve ICHC is still on Hawaii time ebben tho they moobed. So wen
it are 6am ICHC time, it are 9am here in Callyfornyuh, an prolly about
noon ware u r.
the time where i livez iz GMT:+05:00 and da hawaii time iz GMT:-10:00 so….
oh super duper noes! im gonna miss da party ;( cauze it will be 2:30am in mah region! i haz a sad
sumfing liek dat… fank yoo, ktd
FTW!!! ABSOLUTELY!
FTW !!!1!!!! Awesomz on manee levelz
actually Gary Larson (farside) used it first, but I was first at ICHC
duznt cownt until it maeks tew ICHC !!!!1!
Yay! Awl mah burgers to yoo! It wuz perfekt!
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That comment wun teh thread
I couldn’t agree moar.
It’s cool that Rodney gave credit to Farside,
but Rodney brought it heer to us.
That’s teh comment ov teh dai!
yep, full agreement from here.
Me thinkses eberywun agweed diz ish bestest comment =] an me does 2 :’D
darn! jus mist da nawtsekkund. drinksies and danseis, alicat?
Ai alwais lieks the drinksies and dansetiems! Ai’ll have sum sloe gin Ai finks, followed by sum quick danse. >^_^<
hokay (pore pore pore) hear yu goe. wach dis: (dansiedansiedansiedanse…) im
pooped nao.
unin… onyen… aksidentil smiley.
sinkin…iz doin it rite!
Basemant kitteh has mai feets – pray quicklee
Engage bunneh kickers.
Ay ay. Bunneh kickers engaged. Polarity ob nootron floe iz rebersed. Warp and weft dribes are online. Nootron blasters aer cleered four fyring. Anti-grabbity systems aer standing by.
Kitteh mus fink calm fots, den slith… slyh… pul hmsef awn hes belleh tuu saafty….
Conga rat shoelaces on nawt secund/furvest frum last.
Fro meh a string – and Iz nawt playin around!
HALP!
*snerk* Dis wud have been bestest nawt-sekund comment. ^_^
Oh, dat’s nice to heer from teh one in the Top Spot!
Congrats AliCat!
*duz a fass danse affer sum slo gin*
*throws Romeo a string and a rope-ladder made for paws.*
Dig in yer pointee-enz! Hold awn, Kitteh!!!
Fank gudness kitteh “canceled” teh toe nail clipping session yesterday.
By cancelled yu dew meen teh tire-slashing incident, teh accidental sending ob a demolition teem tu teh toenail plaice, adn teh mysterious hacking intu teh weather computers mayking dem report seberal hundred tornaydows in that immediate area?
Yup, dat’s zactly wat I meant.
Fanks fur elaborating.
I furget. Woz that teh time the kitteh manajed tew get the vets office listed as quarantined for bubonic plague and yellow fever, or was that when kitteh was due for her yeerli shots?
sumtin like dis one?
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/05/08/funny-pictures-vet-apptointment-900-am/
Yes, dat wud be when teh car’s tires suddenly, adn fore no explicabul reezun suddenli went flat, gotted cut intu squares adn glued to teh front windscreen/
first, first, first
not even close to furst
wait, what
*snurt*
tojah owr leggs wuz gettin pulled
All ov ur legs waz getting pulled, Kafleen?
Gud fing u didn’t trip.
Beddur chek 2 mayk shure ur noo gowldin shooz r steel dere…
Isf he goeeng to basement cat or coming frum basement cat? Canz nawt tell.
Oh noes!!! Lookz at those pointee enz!!!!
I No wanz to be taht queeksan!
Doan wurry, kitteh; halp iys awn teh waiy!!!
Yuur Kitteh Gardyian Aingle bees cumming tuu saibe yuu!!
KGA heerd yuur liddel mewwws ov dystress adn bees seyndyng yuu a rlly byg toe-truk
foar geytting yuu aowtta teh synk-hoal;
Guud fing foar yuu taht yuu haz bin a wel-behaived kitteh up untyl naow;
( Wel, ebben iyf yuu hadd bin nautteey, KGA wuud habbed saived yuu ennywaiy!!!!)
Do yu ebber get dat sinking feeling…?
Sumtiems in teh pit ov mah stomak,
but nawt all teh way up to mah eye balls liek dis kitteh.
kitty plays scene from “LadyHawke” and be escaping from the dungeon liek Matthew Broderick.
“oh fanks, Lord, this much liek coming to be born” or someting liek dat, it been long tiem since I see moobee.
Oar Tomcat Haynkz n “Munee Pit” win himz gitz stuk inna hoal dat wuz cuvverd wif carpit…
…
Oar da Lytnin Sand inna Fyr Swomp n “Prinsiss Bryd”…
Or teh floorz from “Jumanji”.
Ah teh Fyr Swomp – itz nawt lyke I’d wunna bild a summer hoem here ur ennything, but teh treez awr akshuly kwite luvlee . . .
Berber carpet- “burp”
oooo dassa gud wun but ai donut finksew da Berberz bii eetin no kittehz nawt even wif ketchup mebbe wun ob doz weirdistani car pits oar tar pits oar whatever. Ahm sleepy.
Iz dis Groundcat Day?
Kitteh waz trained by Punxsutawney Phil?
I can haz indeeanya jownz?
=D *Tappity tappity*
Basement Cat iz creepin up onz us.
Oh yeah, I’ll tell u sumfing,
I fink you’ll understand.
Wen I’ll say dat sumfing
I want to hold ur hand…
Um..manicure nawt sekund plz kitteh? Then ai holds ur liddle paw!
Romeow, da poet hoo nose it.
Plagerized frum teh BeatLOLs.
happy birfday Romeow!!1!
Fanks Qasim!
Iz reely tomorrow, but mebee it takes longer to get heer frum Pakistan.
I hab neber had a birfdai wish from Pakistan – EBER! I feelz speshul.
{{{{{Qasim}}}}}
Dat IS cool.
thanky Romeow
sry cause i wont be able to celebrate ur birfday because i would be sleepin at dat time.i hope u enjoy urself
Quiksand kitteh iz happee iz nawt deklawed!!!1!!
why is da quick sand kitteh happee… she iz drownin after all
Lucky for me I’ve keep this ball of yarn in my back pocket!!
I feelz laik dis kitteh todai. Joost bak frum vacashuns and tryin to get owt ob kwiksand of katchin up at wurk!
Mayb yoo can call Tarzan two save yoo.
Dose beautiful big eyes, dose pointee pointee endz!
yeah…would WUV to have mai kitteh sit on my lap, but DAMN doze ebli-sharp pointy endz! I haz a sad.
ebil-sharp, eben…still has a sad.
U kud wear sandpaypurr pantz? Kitteh kud sit on lap AND fiel pointee endz at teh saem tiem!
wouldn’t that………………….chafe?
Onlee if you wored de sandy papur on dah insied, shd.
If is on de outsied, can slide on de boreds to smoof dem wid sandy-papur pantsde
owie fur kitteh, nightshayde!
segue: ai wish ai gnu haow to inbite Cheezfwendz.
click awn teh purrson’s bleu nayme too open their profyle payge.
tehn yoo see brown “add as fren” box. clicky awn it. login if need bee.
taht’s it!
I uze a bathroom towel on mai lap fore thows types of kitteh claw occasions. Teh kitteh can the kneed teh towel as muchen as they like, and it won’t hurt yew.
.
When trimming kitteh nails (which is nawt a great idea fore owtdoor cats, but fine fore indoor cats), push on teh pad ob teh paw to get nail tew fire forewards, then yew can uze a pair ob toenail clipperz tew trim teh nails. Neber push own teh top ob teh paw, unless yu aer planning on downayting blud.
dun worry kitteh! shia labeouf will save u wif snake!
Midnyte Kitteh fyndz
likkwid sentirr ubz Beeg Lawnng
Chair. Duz nawt wantz!
Midnyte Kitteh tryz
2 reelakkz 2 no avayl. Screemz
himz hedd awff instedd!
Hewmins cum 2 halp
Midnyte Kitteh frumz dis Nawt
Gud sitchewayshunn
Midnyte Kitteh iz
awwll Happeetayl. Deesurbz sum
nommee sweet isecreem
Jack.
Just reeding yur pomez maekz mai hart a liddel liter, Jack. Thank yoo verree much.
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Janet}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Aih wish der wuz moar halps tew offer
Just noa dat manee peeps carez veri much bout yew
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1528620
Sorree . . . teh linkie is bork
Plz adds Htp:\\ nawt sekund
o hai {{{{{{JanetCanHas4Kittehs}}}}}}!
jus dont know wat 2 say… even wen i fink bout ur situation, itz heart-breaking!
well, alwayz hope fur da best!!1!
but da non-pointy end is cyoot! so r da rest of hem, com too thenk uv it.
Lob doez kitteh clause.
Gowing tu Chyna by direkt rowt: Do Nawt Want!
Dont Panik!
Hitchhiker referuns. FTW!!!
Dont struggel, just weelax and
yll flote to teh top
Dat sownds frameubbull.
U has gibben meh a Something.
hopefully, it’s not something you’ll need penicillin to clear up.
*sillyass grin*
U has runed mah Zen Momunt.
*bonks shd on teh hed wiff Teh Donkey Cane*
sry……seriously srry
*staggers off………rubbing knot #346 on knoggin*
#346?
Dag.
Howdjoo get dem uddur 345?
Beehavyurull theruppee…I’m obveeusslee dooin it rong.
I am tall, most stagehands and roadies are not as tall. their working height is my concussion height.
I am not terribly graceful, can trip over a shadow.
That covers……some………do ya really wanna know the rest?
*settulz in fer a storee.*
due tell.
*sips cozy libayshun.*
an active and willful child, was one.
Ya ever heard “Foolishness is bound in the heart of the child, and the rod of correction will drive it from him.”? Sometimes that’s what it takes to get the point across.
Hmmm.
somehow the rod never worked properly on me, I gess.
Fear, beeted in.
Foolishness, stayed dere.
Hmmm… Da Rod uv Krekshun spowsta b uhplyd 2 da hynee, nawt da hed…
…
Mai parintcatz nawt can haz ROD uv krekshun — moar liek BELT uv krekshun oar SWITCH uv krekshun…
…
(ebber hafta goe n pik ur oan switch?)
mai granny had special cedar tree in back yard. whaddya tink?
Yep. Twuz belt furr meh, too.
We fwesh mai membree—–jus whut iz it taht flotes2 teh tawp?
iffen you’re inna quick-sand, one of the techniques to escape or at least not die so quickly is to relax, quit thrashing, and let yourself float. doesn’t wurk for me, I sink feet furst.
dis kitteh luks liek da minion uf basement cat…
or even dis kitteh could be basement cat itself in da old dayz!
HALP Ceiling KItteh!!! I promiz (wid mai tail and back paws secwetly cwossed) to onli doo mischeef n pranks on goggies!!!!
Dis r strangelee an hipnotiquelee bootifull.
And now I bids u adieu.
Nitey nite.
Ohai youse guys sai i hab a kweschun how does you makes it to be goodest to pick ur lols? i makes a reel funny lols i thot wif my own peekchurs an it no get pikd, jus wundrin if eyes has to sends it sumwares in patic . .perticku . . . sumwares speshul. ??
u haz to make a lol and save n submit.dats it i guess
kitteh asks: Mom, did ai eber tell yew?: Dis carpit sucks!
WIN! Awlmoast az much win as Rodney’z “La Brea Car-Pitz” kawmint!
testin… testin…..
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1556026
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1556026
test 2…
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1556026
i trow him a rope.
DAT NO QUICKSANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!