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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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99… 100! Reddy er not, heer I comes…
Yay Mausie! Tawp spawt in a makramay!
“99… 100! Reddy er not, heer I comes…” an I sware I nawt peekin, rly!
If yoo wernt peekin, how comes yoo cud sees me inna tawp spot? Hmmmmm?
so iz u back?
how is teh dotter?
I iz sumwut back. Teh Dawter is doin OK, but adult tonsillectomies is berry paynefuls. I fink she is also enjoyin bein waytid on hand-and-foot (paw-and-paw?), so I has been werkin frum hoem. I is also in “Hell Week” fer my show, so I is purty bizzee…
so… u is still sumwhat distracked….
Oooo Leeza, u finkin wut I’m finkin???
I’m shur I am…..
But I fink it wud make us teh big meenies…
On the otter hand… it mite make the playing feeld equal….
Decisions, decisions.
I heerbye gibz Leeza-B power ob atturnee tew let awl **** brake loose, az I cannoawt bee heer teh rest ov todai. I swarez this awn a stakk ob Zippos.
‘Scuse me whilez I brake into tis conbersayshun.
Just wantz to say good morning to eberbuddy,
wish Maus’s dotter a sppedy recubery (& not to wear out her dad)
& beg Maus to put pixshurs frum teh show on himz profile.
Can’t stay to see whut happens to ZF’s stack of zippos, but haz fun!
Fanks BL. I’ll put a coupla pics up. It’ll be ’bout three or four weeks though: we gets our prints after ten run is ovur. Teh pic taht’s up tehre nao in my LOLs is frum last yeer. I’ll put a coupla more of doze up too.
O Maus, u sew pertikkler! I mented teh kitteh tew be sayin that– got mai ” “’s wrong iz awl. Yeah, thass it!
Uh huh. Shuuuure…
*goez orf awn a tanjent*
Tell ur dottir I sawree 4 her tomsilz! Plz tew be playing Bill Cosby for her, rite?
Wut show is it this tyme?
Oklahoma. I is “Slim”, an also wun ov teh dancers.
Wuz Slim a cowboi or a farmur?
Well, taht’s interestin. I fink he’s sposed to be a cowboy (he’s wun ov Will’s frens), but jest fer teh fite in “The Farmer and the Cowman”, he is a farmer. Alla teh yung(er) mens is teh dancers, and alla teh old mens is in teh chorus, and wud get hurt if tehy did teh fite. So we gotted divvied up fer taht. My stage combat: let me show you it
Won’t that confuzzle the audeeince… switchin teems?
*Lolspeak Off*
Leeza, the fight goes by so quickly that, seriously, if the audience actually notices (it’s a really big theatre), there’s something drastically wrong with the show.
oh I wuz just teesin u Maus!
O Leeza, nao he’z flexin himz musselz an maykin lyke a hotshawt juss caws he afrayde we up tew sumthin!
who, us??
:pikchoor ov innocents:
Meh. I has a confernence call inna bit, and den I has to drives to teh orifice fer a coupla hours, so I’ll be in-and-out todai. Yoo guys go ahead and raise heck.
*Tosses leeza a case of Zippos and a case of seltzer*
Has fun!
Hm.
Selter = anti-Zippo, Ifink.
Yoo has tossed me a teh ICHC vershun ov Switzerland.
*THUMP!!!*
?
Maus?
Did yoo faint??
Thank gudness I still has teh seltzer!!
**spritz**
I is fine. Taht wuz Switzerland landin on yoo…
Switzerland! Hao fun. I can haz yodeling kontest?
♫♫♫
High on a hill was a lonely goatherd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Loud was the voice of the lonely goatherd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
♫♫♫
Folks in a town that was quite remote heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Lusty and clear from the goatherd’s throat heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
♫♫♫
**muffled singing comes frum underneef Switzerland**
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-ooooooooo
♫♫♫
yew guise is teh big meeenies, jus wen ai getz dat earwurm out ob mai hed!!!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1539282
Victory!
Dat’s a hummel-dinger Jamama!
Now, can sumwun halp get Switzerland offa me?
Itz startin to pinch.
(Dats the Fronsch part, Ifinkso)
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1548024
ohai leeza-b
mebbe iffn yew can get hold of Fleep, himz can use himz big crane tew help. if teh crane can lift teh moon, shud be abel tew pick up Suisse
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1265224
maus, i owes yu wun fr signin dat lublee eerverm fr mye fwen Jamamamamakitty!
jamamakitty goes tew teh store tew buys sum “round up” fer her weedie ex-fren
Yer welcum MaryO, but Gremlin helpded wif teh setup, too…
noooooooooooooooooooeeeeeees!
if yu uses teh roundup MaisNon will daffy nutley sho up to tell you hao ebil dat stuff iz!
♫ One little cat in ornjie coat herd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
She yodeled back to the lonely goatherd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
nah duzznt rilly use dat bad stuff *hides behind her back* whistles softly as seh walks ober tew put it back inna grage!
Ai’z cwyin, needz lubs
awwwwwwwwww {{{annipuss}}} ai will send goggie tew ruff up teh meanies!!
An ai will lub u an skweez u an call u jorj!
oh poor kitteh.
nawt sekkund lessun IRL…..
pretty soon kitteh be peekin owt to see if u pity him
duz that meen he iz the itteh bitteh pitteh kitteh committeh?
I gess we needs to has a Pity Party!
Wut we servz at wun ov thoez?
Antipathy?
B…
Iz it things u deserb pitteh for?
(nawt petit four)
Bad luks
Creeative refinansing done unwiselee
Dam bursted
Ellephumpz sat awn ur fense
Fancy dress parteee an u dint get inbyted
Gyunt tree fell awn ur haus
H…
Heddake
Iez sore
Joynts ake
Knees kreek
L…
Ohai, Annipuss! U nawt feelin well todai? (((Anipuss)) I sawrree!
Lumbaygoez
Momcat fergittin hao tew uze new sell fone
Nobuddee sais hey at teh grosheree stoar
Olliphunts awn teh fense agin
P…
Haow did u gess? Ai iz feelin a bit sowwy 4 maiselb 2dai! Fanks 4 teh simpaffee.
Heer, I bring tee an simpaffee! BRB!
*lawng paws wif noyzez orf*
*ZF enterz bearin larj silber trey*
*Awn teh trey are a teepot, lurvely china teecupz wiv sosserz, silber spoonz, an fudz*
*Lotz ov fudz*
Annipuss, I haz mayded wun ov mai chawklit caeks dat I uzded tew make alla tyme. It iz a plain sheet cayke, but awl moyst an lishuss, wiv buttercreem frosting. Simple an yummy!
*Goez bakk fer moar*
*Anovver silber trey appeerz*
Annipuss, heer I hav teh froot compoat, wiv teh wippy creem! Will u be muvver?
FangQ, dat maeks me feel speshul an lubbed. Choklit caek iz mai favrit an heer Ai can nom awl Ai want (IRL Ai haz 2 b onna diet fur diabeetus) it sownds rly yummy an nootrishus.
well we all need
someone
we can lean on
if you want to
you can lean on me!!!!
Heer, has a hug. {{{Annipuss}}}
Hoep u feelz bettur soon.
Fanks rshb, haow aer u 2dai?
Sowwee rhsb, got ur naem rong - mai dyselxia, rools KO
Likker runned owt
Munnee goen
Nobudee lubs u
Offis werk 2 mush
Puddlez in floor
Q…