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Big Meany pushed me offa swing


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Big Meany pushed me offa swing Can it be Hugz Timez now?

i can gif u a hugz.

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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Maus

99… 100! Reddy er not, heer I comes…

zauberflote

Yay Mausie! Tawp spawt in a makramay!

“99… 100! Reddy er not, heer I comes…” an I sware I nawt peekin, rly!

Maus

If yoo wernt peekin, how comes yoo cud sees me inna tawp spot? Hmmmmm?

leeza-b

so iz u back?
how is teh dotter?

Maus

I iz sumwut back. Teh Dawter is doin OK, but adult tonsillectomies is berry paynefuls. I fink she is also enjoyin bein waytid on hand-and-foot (paw-and-paw?), so I has been werkin frum hoem. I is also in “Hell Week” fer my show, so I is purty bizzee…

leeza-b

so… u is still sumwhat distracked…. :cool:

zauberflote

Oooo Leeza, u finkin wut I’m finkin??? 8) 8)

leeza-b

I’m shur I am…..

But I fink it wud make us teh big meenies…
On the otter hand… it mite make the playing feeld equal….

Decisions, decisions.

zauberflote

I heerbye gibz Leeza-B power ob atturnee tew let awl **** brake loose, az I cannoawt bee heer teh rest ov todai. I swarez this awn a stakk ob Zippos.

 
 
 
 
booklion

‘Scuse me whilez I brake into tis conbersayshun.
Just wantz to say good morning to eberbuddy,
wish Maus’s dotter a sppedy recubery (& not to wear out her dad)
& beg Maus to put pixshurs frum teh show on himz profile.
Can’t stay to see whut happens to ZF’s stack of zippos, but haz fun!

Maus

Fanks BL. I’ll put a coupla pics up. It’ll be ’bout three or four weeks though: we gets our prints after ten run is ovur. Teh pic taht’s up tehre nao in my LOLs is frum last yeer. I’ll put a coupla more of doze up too.

 
 
 
 
zauberflote

O Maus, u sew pertikkler! I mented teh kitteh tew be sayin that– got mai ” “’s wrong iz awl. Yeah, thass it!

zauberflote

*goez orf awn a tanjent*

Tell ur dottir I sawree 4 her tomsilz! Plz tew be playing Bill Cosby for her, rite?

Wut show is it this tyme?

Maus

Oklahoma. I is “Slim”, an also wun ov teh dancers.

Maus

Well, taht’s interestin. I fink he’s sposed to be a cowboy (he’s wun ov Will’s frens), but jest fer teh fite in “The Farmer and the Cowman”, he is a farmer. Alla teh yung(er) mens is teh dancers, and alla teh old mens is in teh chorus, and wud get hurt if tehy did teh fite. So we gotted divvied up fer taht. My stage combat: let me show you it :cool:

leeza-b

Won’t that confuzzle the audeeince… switchin teems? :cool:

Maus

*Lolspeak Off*
Leeza, the fight goes by so quickly that, seriously, if the audience actually notices (it’s a really big theatre), there’s something drastically wrong with the show.

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leeza-b

oh I wuz just teesin u Maus!

 
 
 
zauberflote

O Leeza, nao he’z flexin himz musselz an maykin lyke a hotshawt juss caws he afrayde we up tew sumthin!

leeza-b

who, us??
:shock:

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zauberflote

:pikchoor ov innocents:

 
Maus

Meh. I has a confernence call inna bit, and den I has to drives to teh orifice fer a coupla hours, so I’ll be in-and-out todai. Yoo guys go ahead and raise heck.
*Tosses leeza a case of Zippos and a case of seltzer*
Has fun!

 
leeza-b

Hm.
Selter = anti-Zippo, Ifink.
Yoo has tossed me a teh ICHC vershun ov Switzerland.

 
 
leeza-b

?
Maus?
Did yoo faint??

Thank gudness I still has teh seltzer!!
**spritz**

 
Maus

I is fine. Taht wuz Switzerland landin on yoo… :cool:

 
gremlin

Switzerland! Hao fun. I can haz yodeling kontest?

 
Maus

♫♫♫
High on a hill was a lonely goatherd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Loud was the voice of the lonely goatherd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
♫♫♫
Folks in a town that was quite remote heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Lusty and clear from the goatherd’s throat heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
♫♫♫

 
leeza-b

**muffled singing comes frum underneef Switzerland**
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-ooooooooo
♫♫♫

 
jamamakitty

yew guise is teh big meeenies, jus wen ai getz dat earwurm out ob mai hed!!!

http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1539282

 
 
leeza-b

Dat’s a hummel-dinger Jamama!

Now, can sumwun halp get Switzerland offa me?
Itz startin to pinch.

 
leeza-b

(Dats the Fronsch part, Ifinkso)

 
 
jamamakitty

ohai leeza-b

mebbe iffn yew can get hold of Fleep, himz can use himz big crane tew help. if teh crane can lift teh moon, shud be abel tew pick up Suisse

http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1265224

 
sweetpea

maus, i owes yu wun fr signin dat lublee eerverm fr mye fwen Jamamamamakitty!

 
jamamakitty

jamamakitty goes tew teh store tew buys sum “round up” fer her weedie ex-fren

 
Maus

Yer welcum MaryO, but Gremlin helpded wif teh setup, too…

 
sweetpea

:shock: round up?!!
noooooooooooooooooooeeeeeees!
if yu uses teh roundup MaisNon will daffy nutley sho up to tell you hao ebil dat stuff iz!

♫ One little cat in ornjie coat herd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo

She yodeled back to the lonely goatherd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo

 
jamamakitty

nah duzznt rilly use dat bad stuff *hides behind her back* whistles softly as seh walks ober tew put it back inna grage!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
jamamakitty

awwwwwwwwww {{{annipuss}}} ai will send goggie tew ruff up teh meanies!!

luvscatsVA

An ai will lub u an skweez u an call u jorj!

 
 
 
leeza-b

oh poor kitteh.
nawt sekkund lessun IRL…..

 
zauberflote

pretty soon kitteh be peekin owt to see if u pity him

leeza-b

duz that meen he iz the itteh bitteh pitteh kitteh committeh?

Maus

I gess we needs to has a Pity Party!

zauberflote

Wut we servz at wun ov thoez?

Antipathy?

B…

leeza-b

Iz it things u deserb pitteh for?
(nawt petit four)

Bad luks
Creeative refinansing done unwiselee
Dam bursted

zauberflote

Ellephumpz sat awn ur fense

Fancy dress parteee an u dint get inbyted

Gyunt tree fell awn ur haus

H…

annipuss

Heddake
Iez sore
Joynts ake
Knees kreek
L…

zauberflote

Ohai, Annipuss! U nawt feelin well todai? (((Anipuss)) I sawrree!

Lumbaygoez

Momcat fergittin hao tew uze new sell fone

Nobuddee sais hey at teh grosheree stoar

Olliphunts awn teh fense agin

P…

annipuss

Haow did u gess? Ai iz feelin a bit sowwy 4 maiselb 2dai! Fanks 4 teh simpaffee.

zauberflote

Heer, I bring tee an simpaffee! BRB!

*lawng paws wif noyzez orf*

*ZF enterz bearin larj silber trey*

*Awn teh trey are a teepot, lurvely china teecupz wiv sosserz, silber spoonz, an fudz*

*Lotz ov fudz*

Annipuss, I haz mayded wun ov mai chawklit caeks dat I uzded tew make alla tyme. It iz a plain sheet cayke, but awl moyst an lishuss, wiv buttercreem frosting. Simple an yummy!

*Goez bakk fer moar*

zauberflote

*Anovver silber trey appeerz*

Annipuss, heer I hav teh froot compoat, wiv teh wippy creem! Will u be muvver?

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annipuss

FangQ, dat maeks me feel speshul an lubbed. Choklit caek iz mai favrit an heer Ai can nom awl Ai want (IRL Ai haz 2 b onna diet fur diabeetus) it sownds rly yummy an nootrishus.

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jamamakitty

well we all need
someone
we can lean on

if you want to
you can lean on me!!!!

 
 
 
rhsb

Heer, has a hug. {{{Annipuss}}}

Hoep u feelz bettur soon.

annipuss

Fanks rshb, haow aer u 2dai?

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annipuss

Sowwee rhsb, got ur naem rong - mai dyselxia, rools KO

 
 
 
 
 
rhsb

Likker runned owt
Munnee goen
Nobudee lubs u
Offis werk 2 mush
Puddlez in floor
Q…