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99… 100! Reddy er not, heer I comes…
Yay Mausie! Tawp spawt in a makramay!
“99… 100! Reddy er not, heer I comes…” an I sware I nawt peekin, rly!
If yoo wernt peekin, how comes yoo cud sees me inna tawp spot? Hmmmmm?
so iz u back?
how is teh dotter?
I iz sumwut back. Teh Dawter is doin OK, but adult tonsillectomies is berry paynefuls. I fink she is also enjoyin bein waytid on hand-and-foot (paw-and-paw?), so I has been werkin frum hoem. I is also in “Hell Week” fer my show, so I is purty bizzee…
so… u is still sumwhat distracked….
Oooo Leeza, u finkin wut I’m finkin???
I’m shur I am…..
But I fink it wud make us teh big meenies…
On the otter hand… it mite make the playing feeld equal….
Decisions, decisions.
I heerbye gibz Leeza-B power ob atturnee tew let awl **** brake loose, az I cannoawt bee heer teh rest ov todai. I swarez this awn a stakk ob Zippos.
‘Scuse me whilez I brake into tis conbersayshun.
Just wantz to say good morning to eberbuddy,
wish Maus’s dotter a sppedy recubery (& not to wear out her dad)
& beg Maus to put pixshurs frum teh show on himz profile.
Can’t stay to see whut happens to ZF’s stack of zippos, but haz fun!
Fanks BL. I’ll put a coupla pics up. It’ll be ’bout three or four weeks though: we gets our prints after ten run is ovur. Teh pic taht’s up tehre nao in my LOLs is frum last yeer. I’ll put a coupla more of doze up too.
O Maus, u sew pertikkler! I mented teh kitteh tew be sayin that– got mai ” “’s wrong iz awl. Yeah, thass it!
Uh huh. Shuuuure…
*goez orf awn a tanjent*
Tell ur dottir I sawree 4 her tomsilz! Plz tew be playing Bill Cosby for her, rite?
Wut show is it this tyme?
Oklahoma. I is “Slim”, an also wun ov teh dancers.
Wuz Slim a cowboi or a farmur?
Well, taht’s interestin. I fink he’s sposed to be a cowboy (he’s wun ov Will’s frens), but jest fer teh fite in “The Farmer and the Cowman”, he is a farmer. Alla teh yung(er) mens is teh dancers, and alla teh old mens is in teh chorus, and wud get hurt if tehy did teh fite. So we gotted divvied up fer taht. My stage combat: let me show you it
Won’t that confuzzle the audeeince… switchin teems?
*Lolspeak Off*
Leeza, the fight goes by so quickly that, seriously, if the audience actually notices (it’s a really big theatre), there’s something drastically wrong with the show.
oh I wuz just teesin u Maus!
O Leeza, nao he’z flexin himz musselz an maykin lyke a hotshawt juss caws he afrayde we up tew sumthin!
who, us??
:pikchoor ov innocents:
Meh. I has a confernence call inna bit, and den I has to drives to teh orifice fer a coupla hours, so I’ll be in-and-out todai. Yoo guys go ahead and raise heck.
*Tosses leeza a case of Zippos and a case of seltzer*
Has fun!
Hm.
Selter = anti-Zippo, Ifink.
Yoo has tossed me a teh ICHC vershun ov Switzerland.
*THUMP!!!*
?
Maus?
Did yoo faint??
Thank gudness I still has teh seltzer!!
**spritz**
I is fine. Taht wuz Switzerland landin on yoo…
Switzerland! Hao fun. I can haz yodeling kontest?
♫♫♫
High on a hill was a lonely goatherd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Loud was the voice of the lonely goatherd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
♫♫♫
Folks in a town that was quite remote heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Lusty and clear from the goatherd’s throat heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
♫♫♫
**muffled singing comes frum underneef Switzerland**
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-ooooooooo
♫♫♫
yew guise is teh big meeenies, jus wen ai getz dat earwurm out ob mai hed!!!
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1539282
Victory!
Dat’s a hummel-dinger Jamama!
Now, can sumwun halp get Switzerland offa me?
Itz startin to pinch.
(Dats the Fronsch part, Ifinkso)
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1548024
ohai leeza-b
mebbe iffn yew can get hold of Fleep, himz can use himz big crane tew help. if teh crane can lift teh moon, shud be abel tew pick up Suisse
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1265224
maus, i owes yu wun fr signin dat lublee eerverm fr mye fwen Jamamamamakitty!
jamamakitty goes tew teh store tew buys sum “round up” fer her weedie ex-fren
Yer welcum MaryO, but Gremlin helpded wif teh setup, too…
noooooooooooooooooooeeeeeees!
if yu uses teh roundup MaisNon will daffy nutley sho up to tell you hao ebil dat stuff iz!
♫ One little cat in ornjie coat herd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
She yodeled back to the lonely goatherd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
nah duzznt rilly use dat bad stuff *hides behind her back* whistles softly as seh walks ober tew put it back inna grage!
Ai’z cwyin, needz lubs
awwwwwwwwww {{{annipuss}}} ai will send goggie tew ruff up teh meanies!!
An ai will lub u an skweez u an call u jorj!
oh poor kitteh.
nawt sekkund lessun IRL…..
pretty soon kitteh be peekin owt to see if u pity him
duz that meen he iz the itteh bitteh pitteh kitteh committeh?
I gess we needs to has a Pity Party!
Wut we servz at wun ov thoez?
Antipathy?
B…
Iz it things u deserb pitteh for?
(nawt petit four)
Bad luks
Creeative refinansing done unwiselee
Dam bursted
Ellephumpz sat awn ur fense
Fancy dress parteee an u dint get inbyted
Gyunt tree fell awn ur haus
H…
Heddake
Iez sore
Joynts ake
Knees kreek
L…
Ohai, Annipuss! U nawt feelin well todai? (((Anipuss)) I sawrree!
Lumbaygoez
Momcat fergittin hao tew uze new sell fone
Nobuddee sais hey at teh grosheree stoar
Olliphunts awn teh fense agin
P…
Haow did u gess? Ai iz feelin a bit sowwy 4 maiselb 2dai! Fanks 4 teh simpaffee.
Heer, I bring tee an simpaffee! BRB!
*lawng paws wif noyzez orf*
*ZF enterz bearin larj silber trey*
*Awn teh trey are a teepot, lurvely china teecupz wiv sosserz, silber spoonz, an fudz*
*Lotz ov fudz*
Annipuss, I haz mayded wun ov mai chawklit caeks dat I uzded tew make alla tyme. It iz a plain sheet cayke, but awl moyst an lishuss, wiv buttercreem frosting. Simple an yummy!
*Goez bakk fer moar*
*Anovver silber trey appeerz*
Annipuss, heer I hav teh froot compoat, wiv teh wippy creem! Will u be muvver?
FangQ, dat maeks me feel speshul an lubbed. Choklit caek iz mai favrit an heer Ai can nom awl Ai want (IRL Ai haz 2 b onna diet fur diabeetus) it sownds rly yummy an nootrishus.
well we all need
someone
we can lean on
if you want to
you can lean on me!!!!
Heer, has a hug. {{{Annipuss}}}
Hoep u feelz bettur soon.
Fanks rshb, haow aer u 2dai?
Sowwee rhsb, got ur naem rong – mai dyselxia, rools KO
Likker runned owt
Munnee goen
Nobudee lubs u
Offis werk 2 mush
Puddlez in floor
Q…
Quite misree
Racking sobs
Simmering resentment
Quikk braon foxx nawt jumpin lyke he uzeta
Red buggz awl ober teh haus
Summbuddee bakked intew ur kar an dint leave a noat
Things iz just jenerully bad
Ungraytefull retchez awl ober the playce
V…
@@@@@!!!zf!!!furtehfox
Re teh fawx….Hoo iz?
Mebbe 20 yeers ago, but nawt nao.
Valyoobul stuffz seemz tew collekt in LCB’s attik, an iz mai valyoobul stuffz
Wind bloo ober teh catalpa tree
Xylophomez too lowd
Y…
Veronika Layke I’m nawt NE moar
Watur unner teh tub, ware’d it com frum?
Xylophomez tew lowd ( I just typded this!!)
Yellowphuntz awn teh fense agin
Zauberflote’s awt ov ideeyahz!
Hawt wevver, way too hawt
Ingerlish muffinz burnt in da toastre oven
Jelly syde down toast awn the floor
K…
kick in teh pantz
losted ur watch (or wuz it BORROWED?)
made a mess uv ur noo batch uv whippy cream
Noboddee luvz mii
Opund soda adn it sprayd mii in deh fais
Power wented owt in deh funderstorm
Qwakkerz got soggee frum deh humidditteez
R…
LOL!
I red that as ‘Quakers’ and I wuz thinking, how awful in all dose hevvy clotheses they wear….
Mai liddle sista iz a Quaker an she warez nermal cloez.
sheze made uv otemeel? ore iz that just the quaker man…
sowry!
I has onlee seen in teh moovies.
Creeative refinansing done unwiseleee
LOL, Thx
*speechless wif deelite*
Yup, I gess sew!
hugz fur theh kitteh …i has dem….
poh bebeh. I givs you big hugz and squueeze da stuffin outa you.
Dat sowndz danjerus! :-O
dat miet keel it
cue teh care troll…………………. in 3……………..2…………….
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1380661
reddee ore nawt!
*putz awn teh troll mask- wif floofee bloo hare!*
do nawt be skweezin teh kittehs! yu will brooze tehir liddle internal orgens and tehn pai lawts uv munnees to teh vet to halp the kitteh and the vet will report yu to the aspca!
*prize mask off*
woo- that wuz fun. i wunner iffn ai kin keeps the bloo hare tho…
b-were… ifn u ohnle keeps teh bloo hare, teh maks wuds be nawt so hawpee an dere wuds be ebben moar cts.
Dun wurry. I neber harms teh kittehs. I lurvs dem like mah own bebehs.
Don’t cri bebeh kitteh. Much lub fur u heer!
C’meer bebbeh. Ai gibs u awl teh lubs u need….
“An den he sed I wuz POYZUN! Waaaaahhh!!!1!1!!!
“Kan I alsew haz burgr tew soov mah hurtid feelain feelinz?”
“Adn tunaz??”
“Adn gushifudz??”
“Adn a sawcer uv milk???”
Adn can i sweep in yur bed tonite, adn this afternoon?
brwing inna teh beeguest brudda naow, den wii haff burgaz galleylore!!1!
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/07/08/funny-pictures-calld-u-names
Cum heer, kitteh! I gibs u snorgles… I noe cares u is oranj an poysunuz!
Frenz, Ai putted a pikshur ov Josie in mai pikshurz awn mai profyle. Hur iz teh big moslee-whyte wun. Nawt hur best pikshur, but teh onlee wun ai cud get 2 uplode.
Ohai, rhsb! Mai copmyooter nawt liek to see it…….Omlee wun pic there. I haz alsew tryed tew upload pics, and it keepz tellin me “we only accepts files of type this that an the other”. Well, my filez *wuz* those types. So….I has no pics atawll
Ai has dat problum, 2 ZF. Ai tryed 2 put moar pikshurs up, but ai kept gettin dat messij.
U shudda heered mi fussin at teh puter! “But tehy R taht tipe!”
ZF, tri luukin at mai lolz. Taht mite werk.
Got it! That wun big kitteh! Hao did u ebber get hur tew looz 9 lbs???? I been tryin 3 yrs tew get mai 18 lb-er daon, butz despyte teh fudz deprivayshun, hee omlee can get tew just< 17 lbs. Sigh.
Ai gotted a grate vet, hoo wurked wif mi 2 get teh wate off hur. (Teh previus vet wuzznt halp-ful wif dat.)
Tehn wii putted hur on Hills R/D. Nawt cheep, but it werked and Josie lubbed it.
wut a wunnerful snorgalicious tummby!!!
ai wunder iffn teh upload ob teh pikshurs wuz during the borkage ob teh serbers???
Ohai, rhsb! I saw yor pikshor uv Josie. Whut a pritteh kitteh. Thatz a lawt uv kitteh to luv!
No farez!! Hao com u can see it but nawt me? Phoo!
Fanks, Gremlin. Dat’s when hur wuz hevee.
Ai gotted hur 2 go frum ober 20 lbs down 2 eleben. Hur wuz svelte and felt sew gud!
Ai wish ai culd get mai Nikita back to svelte…hard to do wif 4 kittehs to feed !
poor kitteh needs sum hugs cause bad kitteh did bad to him
Mebbe bad kitteh shud gets sumhugz tu, an den mebbe he naud be bad anemoar.
poifeckt!
*hugs teh bad kitteh an tellz him how wunnerful he iz and so on… teh poifeckt gilt trip!*
Nao, dont sqweeze that bad kitteh *too* hard nao! *caretroll type grin, showing whyt poyntee teefs* Yoo mite sqweeze teh stuffins owta heem!
I wunz to becum a lyfetyme member uv teh “sqweeze a bad kitteh to turn heem into a gud kitteh” committee. *rayses orinj paw in ayr* Ennybuddee elz wunna joyn?
ok iz ready to hug bad kittehs
alreddee doin so- just make shure yu is warin yer lether armer… teh poyntee endz rillee hurt!
Ai du diz wid une ub mai kittehs wen he piks on deh udder….changes de subjick aneway.
Ai wana hug bad kittehs dailee.
Liddill Ornjj Kitteh
needz sum hugginz. Standeeng byez
wiff t3h CCC
Hugginz andz rubbiinz
mayz feengz awwwlll bettah 4 sadz
liddill ornjj Kitteh
Mebbee ornjj Kitteh
goez 2 t3h Zue andz fyndz beeg
Blakk Panfurr Kitteh?
Jack.
Jack, ai alwayz lub reedin ur posts!
{{{Jack}}}
the bully said I waz poizon and den hez punched meh
:pitiful mreow
awww… dont worry u poor kitteh…da itteh bitteh pitteh kitteh commiteh will save ya and cuddle ya and lub ya foreva!
and den hez pulled mah tayl and ran awayz
mawm…
hmm. i thenk u r exajrating the storee to getz moar hugz? No?
Nao! He REELEEE did! An den he….an den he….an den he……
and den himz frenz laffed at meh
I not make up dis storee I pwomize
why Uz not beleefing meh
:starting meowing pitifully
Kin ai haz isecreem?
Ai fehl bedder eff ai habsum isecreem!
ai feelz bedder tooo- for a day or two, tehn ai feelz even werser… mai asthmaz i sho yu it.
ooh, azma bad….duz mohr isecreem help?
This looks just like my Liam, when he’s asking for “uppies”. (That is, when he wants to be picked up and snorgled. He just says NO to drugs.) (Except catnip.)
Uppies: reminds me of the old SNL “commercial”: Puppy Uppers and Doggie Downers
o hai {{{lolcatburglar}}}
do u hab a picture of ur must be cute Liam kitteh!
if so i wana see!
O hai. I has a few pix of him on my profile, but I can’t seem to get to it rite now.
Here are some of his “baby” pix from last February, when I had just gotted him. He was about 6 months old then.
http://www.picasaweb.google.com/lolcatburglar/Liam
Handsome fella! An der’s the world-famous Esme!
ur kitteh iz so cute!
He iz! I lyke teh naym Liam Longshanks. Gunna be a beeg boi!
Mah leetle kitteh is growin every day – almost 5 pownds alreddy. Hez abowt 2 feet lawng, frum tip to tayl an 3 inches wyde.
When he stretches owt, he luks lyke a fuzzeh tabby snayk wayrin a kitteh suit . . .
kitteh iz very cute.looks kinda liek mah kitteh
must be a nice kitteh!! mine is alost like liam and is named Simba(cause he looks liek simba in lion king)! hez bout 5 kg an waz born in 19th june,05
I just updated the alblum wif a few moar pix to show him moar grown up. He’ll be a year old somewhere between now and the middle of August. I don’t know how much he weighs. Esme is around 9.5-10 pounds, and Liam is just a little heavier.
nawt teh ruum 4 yer picasa site onna ICHC profyle page?
Only 3 links aloud, apparently. I already has my store, my Pets humor list and teh ICHC Tutorilols. Mabye I’ll has to make a LCB web page that has links to everything and put a link to THAT on my profile page.
oh mai, wut a complee cat ed mess haz been created………… but teh fun
http://www.hulu.com/watch/4136/saturday-night-live-puppy-uppers
ohai LCB, howz hollywood treeting yew? got any big mobies cumminawt?
It’s a dog-nom-dog world out there. Actually, I has a bizzy IRL working on a big project. I is being bad rite now and taking a cheezburger brake.
Oh, and I is sorry I forgetted it was u who suggested I do moar. I was riting in a hurry on another stealth cheezburger brake. Sry!
BTW, I lubs my Grammy. It is on teh shelf, all shiny. It’s all I can does to not steel it from myself.
jamama, wen I clicky on yore bloo, ai saw a yodel kitteh pic. *Dat’s* where I lefted teh commints…ai fink.
well iz nawt onna goatherd lol, but ai weel luk sum moar………. it will be a sprize wen ai duz findit!! fanks!
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{hugz, snorgles, an’ hed-butts}}}}}}}}} , liddle kitteh…ANYTIEM!!!
But did he say yor lipz wuz filld with poysun? Oh wayt, duz kittehs even haz lips?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-w9DmbNLbo&feature=related
Uma Thurman as Poison Ivy in a Batman movie, curtesy uv YooToob . . .
HAPPY BIRFDAY, MARY (julyisthebestmonth!!!)
I maded a silleh photoshoppy furr u!
http://www.tinyurl.com/5dqdaf
I hopes u had a grate day!
*donkee duz a littul tappy dants*
Iz teh cyoot, kafleen!!! Luckee Merwee!
Aaaagain, not funny! At all. And the lolcat fanbase must be a stupid breed indeed to rate nearly every stupid picture a 4.5/5.
go talk to yerself
apologies to the kind peeps, however, this hit and run vemon should be discouraged so…
…hey lolly, put up or zippit up – how about showimg us some of your brilliantly witty, cleverly creative, one-of-a-kind-never-seen-before, virtuoso savant prodigy phenomenon LOLz. plzthnxbai
Look, if you don’t like it, then get the heck off this place. We don’t need people bashing here, jerk.
Ai tink dis iz uneub dem bad kittehs dat need snorgled an hugz so dey feehl bedder aboud demselbes an dohn habta acktout. Or go awf onna gilttrip.
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{[[lolllllllllolololol }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
hoooooooo haz teh time to waste on teh interlopers who wantz tew makez us MADDDD!!!
me!
ai has taim…
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{lolllllllololol}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Awww….he juz needz sum lub, an ders plennee uf dat tu go aroun. Sum peeples juz rekwire eggstra payshens.
(Sides, he mai get sick of lovey-dovey an go away)
Pssst. FailBlog is next door.
Audience Fail.
U can has many hugz, kitteh! Orinj is not always poisun! *Snorgle*
“Orange Kitteh Reputation Reclamation Initiative”
thaw urbane legund hassta 2B Dbunked – yesh, yesh ah finkso
Xribbit A: http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/06/25/teh-orange-ones
- itza mousie (nawtta kitteh) coloured inna orange
Xribbit B: http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/05/01/funny-pictures-holy-crap-orange-is-contajus – ornlee Drectory comtacks wit orange reasonults inna B9 color transferants
eyes dew dis 4 mai unaboriginalley naemed Orangey – 1 oaf mai tabbehz
himz jest ta swedest most innerscent lil gui
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linkie werks
Fanks
goatherdjamama. Abatar nawt showed up yet, tho.Teh Cuteness burNez mah eyez!
I love lolcats, but these baby talk [unlike lolspeak] captions are nauseating. Once in a while, I read these comments, but I see then rife with baby talk and then it all becomes clear where they come from. I can see that the baby talk is not going to cease, so I won’t be back.
in the comments section, that is.
U wuz n teh comminks seck shun?
Then you won’t see me saying “buh-bye”. Or the tear slowly running down my cheek. Or my givadammer…
Buh-bye!
don’t let the door hit you on your way out
Buh-byes! Come back when u can’t stay so long!
BWAINFEEZE!!1!
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can’t see my posts on this LOL; they were directing jamamamamapajamakitty to her ‘lonely goatherd’ pic & my feedback there.
:sigh:
For kafleen
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Teh following is a troo storee. A number of years ago, I wented to a county fair. Among teh attractions, yummyfoods, and aminals, dere wuz a donkey. Him’s naem was Dennis…Dennis teh dawn key…serimously. Him was teh sweetest, gentlest dawn key, and wii became fast frienz.Suddenly, when I met him, eye didn’t caer about all the yummyfoods or udder fun stuffs at teh fair. Ai jus wanted to spen tiem wif Dennis, the dawn key.
It’s been a number of yearz naow, and ai wunder if Dennis, mai fren, is still aroun.
Dennis sounds so sweet! Ai tink donkees ken lib to be berry old, so mebbe u see him agin sumtime.
K, kitteh, Ai gibbs yuu menny snorgles, shmoos, adn hedbonks;
Awlsoe, tumaurrow yuu goes aowt wif teh byg blak Lolbradoar adn hims lellow bruvver;
Noeboddee wil poosh yuu aroun enneymoar;
Awlsoe, heer iys a huuuuge signe Ai printeded up foar yuu;
weez gunna nailez iyt tuu teh waull:
FOAR TEH FYNAL, ASBOLUTE TIEM: TEH ORINJE WUNS AR NAWT POYSUN!!!!!!!!!
When Big Meany pushes you off the swing, do you:
a. cry
b. find another swing
c. push Big Meany off the swing and take it back
Jist n kase Iz nawt heer tamorro, Hapeee Birfdae to Romeow!
Ai sendz u wishez 4 lotz of cheezbugerz and gushie fud. mebbe sumtin gud to drink, too.
Happee, happee, joi, joi!
awww dis kitteh lookz just liek mah Mickey!
Yes and kisses 2.
Dis iz de furst ime I look @ comintz. I m skerd….
iz furst time here iz skerd
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