Comments on: IZE SORRY I ENDANJURED U

By: sakura

sakura — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 07:28:00 +0000

question: howz to make favuwate?

By: Jake (I thinks.)

Jake (I thinks.) — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 02:34:32 +0000

I’ze feel ashamed. Dx

By: Mitch

Mitch — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 08:12:03 +0000

Awwe, I’d love to hug a panda!

By: bucky

bucky — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 16:38:44 +0000

no, mee too

By: FreeLion

FreeLion — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:09:45 +0000

billy-goat?
Ai fot wee haded Allie, teh fyumigator, hu lurvd 2 munch awn teh trollz.
Janet (jch4k) brot Allie in-2 plaa weneber teh trollz showd tehir trollee
selbz, n sumtymz Sweetpea (Mary O’spocken) wud du teh ahnerz.

By: Onasariel

Onasariel — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 16:20:35 +0000

OMG, I died of kyoot!

By: LT

LT — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 16:04:00 +0000

OMG, PANDA HUGZ!

By: midnightsdeer

midnightsdeer — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 15:11:20 +0000

Ai has beverajes tu? Hau we do dat?
Ai hasa prezent!

By: Lovecat

Lovecat — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 13:18:29 +0000

o ambercat u paw fing wurkin wiv low cal guvt… an pittee bout de munnys n wotnot cos Swine Town wud bee much improovd wid sum deemuns strayin roun, on saikls or nawt…

By: siobhan

siobhan — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 13:11:33 +0000

{{{{{{{{Janet}}}}}}}} i cud only tell u whut awl the otters jus wus tellin u… an wurds nebber jus be abul 2 xplain feelins… but let meh sai it with Flavia Weedn’s wurds:

“Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for a while, leave footprints on our hearts, and we are never, ever the same.”

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 12:48:17 +0000

*takes note*
Will u be heer on Friday leosmom??

By: gremlin

gremlin — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 12:12:47 +0000

Ambercat, I luv it! Shaykspeare, ICHC style! Omlet wuz mah fayvrit. He had egg on himz fayc, I thot . . .

By: gremlin

gremlin — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 12:08:38 +0000

NOOOOOOooo, dont incurrij her!

By: gremlin

gremlin — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 12:06:15 +0000

Hey! Romeo, we saw whut yoo did ther!

By: fuzzit

fuzzit — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 11:29:34 +0000

Ennywun haz enny detayls bout dis pic? Plz to knows teh sitchuashuns!

By: chingleychoo

chingleychoo — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 06:25:42 +0000

awww this makes me have a happy-sad

By: Hashim

Hashim — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 06:01:26 +0000

i like da CCC choklit and mawshmallows, dey be real nice!!1!
should ask da CCC fur da recipe!

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 05:22:02 +0000

*snurk*

By: Aahz

Aahz — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 04:50:40 +0000

Gud eevnin, nightshayde!
I noez sum ppl hoo wood kwalifie 2 b poastur chillunz 4 “retroe-aktiv birf kuntrowl”

By: Aahz

Aahz — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 04:48:15 +0000

Noe, da peepz n charj uv owr edyoomukayshunal sistum r gunna dum owr kidletz outta X is stance…
…
But I beddur gitz awf mai sope boks b4 I fawl n gitz herted…

By: eubie

eubie — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 04:45:21 +0000

Iss otai. Wii R gonna dum rselbs outta X is stance, N a bit. Darwin wuz rite.

By: eubie

eubie — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 04:31:30 +0000

OMGyesh! Ai lib N byootimus rural area, but rly puur. Ownlee wais 2 maik teh munneys Bs lumbrin adn raisen checkins. Will nawt go N2 wun maiself, but have herd horrific thins bout teh checkin howzes–obercrowdin, no sleep at nite, cuttin off teh beex. Mini, mini ub tehm awl ebberwear. Bad karmas. h8s 2 eben drive bi tehm, but no can leeb hoam wifout it.

By: 3 Cattails

3 Cattails — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 04:25:25 +0000

B care full wit teh heet lamp, eubie. I haf a tube sock filled wif buckwheat an ai heet it in teh micro wave. 2 ov them corn form nisely 2 meh contours.

By: eubie

eubie — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 04:20:51 +0000

Akshully, Ai can B habbin teh wundrin bowt tihs 4 sum time. Haow comin teh panders doan noes how 2 maik behbehs? Seems nawt sew difficult. Aim jes sayin.

By: eubie

eubie — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 04:13:41 +0000

Spose adn Ai bofe can haz teh arfritis. Wii r wundrin iffen uh heet lamp mite help. Nebber kin 2 B gettin teh heetin pad jus rite. Whut u tink, Annipuss? Hab u tryyd taht? NEbuddy?

By: eubie

eubie — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 04:08:30 +0000

Dis sew tru bout teh retire mint. Tot speshul needz kidlets 4 27 yeers. Retar mint iz mai reward 4 nawt shuutin groan ups (most lee speshul needz snooperbizers).

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 03:51:38 +0000

wuz sooooooo terribul seein teh downer cows……….. ai find maiself eetin less n less meat cause sew hard tew digest……..

By: Romeow

Romeow — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 03:41:39 +0000

Hai Eeck!
Waz eazy fur meh to go veggie – ober 25 yeers nao. I didz it for lots ov reasons, but a huge one waz dat I didn’t want to contribute to teh suffering ov animals on factoryfarms. I wud neber do those fings to mah kitteh, so why wud I do dem to odder animals?
.
Iz a purrsonal decision – I’m not heer to judge or preech.
I fink we reely has to hab more humane laws for factory farms. Iz sad.

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 03:29:13 +0000

*two-fingered salute* annytime

By: Hashim

Hashim — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 03:27:26 +0000

oh dats bettur..!
thx {{{{{stagehanddan}}}}}! or i wouldnt hab found mah brynz!

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 03:23:24 +0000

*Energize brayne-dar, beep-beep-beep, sort-sort-sort*
*Skoopz up da braynes and kleenz dem so no durrty (leebin the durty stuff dat wuz dere to begin wit) stuff iz on ‘em*
*patz dem in playse*
*Duck-duck-duck taype!*
*Putz bayfing kap wif kerrit pattehn*
*Wrapz Hashim wiff floofy wool blankit and givz hot chokklit wif mawshmallos in it*
*sends Quasim message to watch de brovver*

By: Hashim

Hashim — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 03:10:53 +0000

huwwy… mah braynz where r u?!

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 03:06:24 +0000

wurkin’ on it……wait one.

By: Hashim

Hashim — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 03:03:21 +0000

da picturez only tooo kyoot to be true an’ dat means…oh noes!!!
*SPLORT* *CRACK*
mah…braynz….cant find…tehm….halp!…anyone?

By: Cat Feral

Cat Feral — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 03:02:04 +0000

This one is so sweet and sad!

By: Romeow

Romeow — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 02:19:06 +0000

I’m doing mah part – no kids – only kittehs.

By: madamz

madamz — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 02:07:25 +0000

{{{{{{{{{Janet}}}}}}}}}}
Mai deepest condolences on the loss of your dear friend.
I’m so sorry, and wish there were more than just words to offer you.
//mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1528620

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 02:06:07 +0000

you really need to read the Callahan’s series of books by Spider Robinson.
One of the sayings “Shared pain is lessened, Shared joy is increased.”
*Slams drink* whew , *throws empty glass into fireplace* *crash*

By: phillipedbeaker

phillipedbeaker — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 02:04:28 +0000

Ohai JCH4K … ai have been very busy and away frum home, so have not had time to be here much. So ai am late to tell you how sorry ai am to hear about your loss of your friend. {{{{{{janet}}}}}}}} I am holding both of you in the light. And ou know, I hope, that you do nawt have to ‘pologize for making peeple sad here. It is sadness mized with joy at being able to help, even a little.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 01:57:06 +0000

Thank yoo soo much, stagehanddan.

It iz awl still so fresh – an there iz eben werse to com. But ai noe that evensualleee, ai will feel . . .it will purrhaps nawt hurt kiwte so much.

An ai am so glad that yoo ar heer too. an ai am so sorree taht ai hav purrhaps bin maeking peepl sad. But – rite nao – ai cannawt find teh happeh.

An ai thank yoo awl {{{{{awl cheezeefrenz}}}}}} fur maeking this just a liddle bit eezier to bear.

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 01:41:47 +0000

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Janet}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Ai hab noe wurds to express mai sad furr yoo.

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 01:34:33 +0000

tru, tru, if annyplaice can help after a pleh day, this is it. I’ve hung out inna shop at wurt, hours after the trucks have left, decompressing wit da cheezepeeps.
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hang in dere Janet, the sun will rise tomorrow. It may not be welcome at the moment, but it will rise.

By: 3 Cattails

3 Cattails — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 01:30:00 +0000

Ai lubs u peeps. Hugs fur {{{Janet}}}}, {{{{gmawairzgrenshuz}}}} and {{{{PB2K}}}}!!1!
Ai b reedin this fred an mai eyes leaked fur cheezfrens, din ai was rofl at teh werk antics and then teh troll list. (Sry if ai gib away teh plot if ur jus now reeding thru it.)
Ai had long day at werk an dis plaic iz sooo gud to com to at teh end ov teh dai. Fanks ebberyone. {{{{Cheezfrenz}}}} and teh big burgers who bring it tu us.

By: Green Is Good

Green Is Good — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 01:24:10 +0000

*Sniffle* Oh that’s the sweetest, saddest pic ever…

By: jodan

jodan — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 00:56:04 +0000

wow
thats a cute pic

By: jd

jd — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 00:30:12 +0000

Actually, a great many of the lols would make superb postcards or posters for improving human’s compassion for animals. After all, it is a common basic assumption that animals are lesser, so treatment is unimportant. The lols may not be “scientifically accurate” (in reality, cats are far smarter – ok, kittehs, you can put those baseball bats down) but they might start getting people to think of animals as having families, friends and dreams for the future too. Too much anthropomorphizing (ie: humanizing) isn’t great, but at the moment there simply isn’t enough.

By: tessm

tessm — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 00:30:12 +0000

whyle ai dont lyke pollytishuns (wich iz whut wee has, insted of LEADERS)… aifink alsew iz teh economists whut keep modeling on “hyuge growth” instead of “steady state” or even just “sensible growth”. An Madsion Ave whut keepz sayin MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR. They iz hand in gluv.
Do nawt want, or need.
Except moar kittehs, an cheezburgers.

By: tessm

tessm — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 00:25:17 +0000

۝ ۝ ۝ ۝ ۝ ۝ ۝ ۝ ۝ ۝ ۝ ۝ ۝!!
cheezburger wiv cheez an extra cheez 4 u!

By: Vyral

Vyral — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 00:19:24 +0000

Beautiful picture. Rly.

By: Romeow

Romeow — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 00:01:45 +0000

His givadammer izn’t borked when it cums to oil.
Iffs iz gud fur beeg oil cumpanies, iz gud fur Ahmerika.
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November can’t cum fass enuf fur me.