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Awww… SPLOOORRRRTTTTT
oh noes!! DK is down!
**Runs to find teh CCC**
Okays…
*Reeds manual*
1. Sweep up braynes
2. Put bak in hed
3. Put on CHRG and ducky taype on tite
4. Give sawfty blanket and hot chawklit or martoonie, wif extra choklit possums or other niftee shapes.
*does all of teh above*
NOW… for DK, I fink we shud adds something speshul.
Maybe a nice massage??
Get Well Soon!
*Looks at leeza’s comment*
Oh… You said massage… Sry…
Lessee..a, e, i, o, u….. y wudn’t cownt heer…..
I has a huh?
Nice “message” ai fink - hence “Get Well Soon!”
MESSAGE! It wuz a Get Well message! And obviously an extremely lame pun…
ok, ok, I gets it now!
I wuz thinking u were givin DK get well wishes frum my CCC attempt…
Hai leeza-b! Just hitching a ryde heer if ai may.
MAY AI PLEEZ HAV YUR ATTENSHUN?
Tomorrow, teh 16th ov July - teh munth ov teh grate Julius Caesal
iz teh burfday ov teh wun an awnlee ROMEOW, teh Koolest Kitteh ov tehm awl!
It will bee heer - awn teh fourth pikchure - 9 AM ICHC tiem.
Ebreewun iz invited! Caek an refreshing beverajes ov awl kinds will bee serbed.
An feel free to bring ene presents yoo want!
pssst….Janet….ai lefted u a msg awn teh angry bag pickshur…
werl ackshully lots ob us left u a msg. Nawt just me.
werl ackshully lots ob us left u a msg. Nawt just me.
hmm, how did dat do dat twice????? Ai can has cloning?
Thank yoo deer martoonie. Ai hav seen them. An ai am so grateful to hav yoo an the odders az frenz. It meens teh whirled to mee. Speshullee nao.
{{{Janet}}}
Oh ROMEOW - nermally ai wud show up late to ur burfday partee wehn eberybody else had moved awn an make teh commint dat nobuddy wud see - but on this occayshun ai knows ai will nawt be heer tomorrow (ai is doing mai favrit fing - drinkin teh drinkies dat sumbuddy else is payin for!!!) so ai is showin up URLY. Ai has a small but perfickly formed premachewr sellybrayshun for u. Heer is ur caek, heer is ur martoonie, an heer is ur partee hat an streemers. HAPPY BIRFDAY!!!!
OK now eberybuddy else plz wait for teh offishul partee or ai will be in trubble.
SJ
*whspers so as not to call attention*
Fank yew, SJ.
Doan tell ennywon dat I’m eating caek, drinking a martoonee, and waring a partee hat before mah birfdai!
{{{{{SJ}}}}}
Hab fun tomorrow drinkin teh drinkees!
*Lukz uzzer way sew az not 2 b seeing*
*ennyfing dat lukz like Romeowz party.*
*Wawkz off wistuling.*
Hey! Romeo, we saw whut yoo did ther!
ohai, Janet! I’z slolee catching up awn teh goings awn, an wuz moast trubbled to reed abowt yur loss! I wishes dere wuz sumfing I culd sai or do to help yoo - but awl I can do iz gib yoo a big hug an a schmoo an let yoo kno dat iffn yoo eber needs anyfing, jes ask!!
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{{{{{{{{{{Janet}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{Janet}}}}}}}
Hugs & schmoos frum me,too.
So sorry abowt yer loss.
{{{{{{{{Janet}}}}}}}} my thoughts and prayers ae with you
{{{{{{ Janet }}}}}}
Hugz n cheezluv, Janet
{{{{{Janet}}}}}
I am so very sorry to hear of your sad loss.
My thoughts are with you,and with your friends Family.
We are all here for you,as you know.And so much Cheezlove is coming to you right now,and in the days ahead.
Holding you in the lite Dear Janet,
Claire xxxx♥♥♥♥
o hai Janet. Ai sew sowwy tu heer bowt yur loss!
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{{{{{{{{{{{{{{JCH4K}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
*offers JCH4K tea, sympathy, an ear if wanted, a shoulder if needed, and bukkits ob compassion*
{{{{{Janet}}}}}
Romeow holds u in his beeg floofy arms, and duzzn’t let go until u feelz better. Iz so sorry.
*gibs Janet a shmoo on her forehed*
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Janet}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Ai hab noe wurds to express mai sad furr yoo.
*gasp*Nawt “THE” Glorfindel?
Oh, {{{{{Janet}}}}}}} Ai em so sory tu heer abowt yur BFF. Mai Bff frum colij die wen she wuz oanlee 20 yeerz owld so ai noze ekzaklee haow yu feelz.
Ai lubs u peeps. Hugs fur {{{Janet}}}}, {{{{gmawairzgrenshuz}}}} and {{{{PB2K}}}}!!1!
Ai b reedin this fred an mai eyes leaked fur cheezfrens, din ai was rofl at teh werk antics and then teh troll list. (Sry if ai gib away teh plot if ur jus now reeding thru it.)
Ai had long day at werk an dis plaic iz sooo gud to com to at teh end ov teh dai. Fanks ebberyone. {{{{Cheezfrenz}}}} and teh big burgers who bring it tu us.
tru, tru, if annyplaice can help after a pleh day, this is it. I’ve hung out inna shop at wurt, hours after the trucks have left, decompressing wit da cheezepeeps.
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hang in dere Janet, the sun will rise tomorrow. It may not be welcome at the moment, but it will rise.
Thank yoo soo much, stagehanddan.
It iz awl still so fresh - an there iz eben werse to com. But ai noe that evensualleee, ai will feel . . .it will purrhaps nawt hurt kiwte so much.
An ai am so glad that yoo ar heer too. an ai am so sorree taht ai hav purrhaps bin maeking peepl sad. But - rite nao - ai cannawt find teh happeh.
An ai thank yoo awl {{{{{awl cheezeefrenz}}}}}} fur maeking this just a liddle bit eezier to bear.
Ohai JCH4K … ai have been very busy and away frum home, so have not had time to be here much. So ai am late to tell you how sorry ai am to hear about your loss of your friend. {{{{{{janet}}}}}}}} I am holding both of you in the light. And ou know, I hope, that you do nawt have to ‘pologize for making peeple sad here. It is sadness mized with joy at being able to help, even a little.
you really need to read the Callahan’s series of books by Spider Robinson.
One of the sayings “Shared pain is lessened, Shared joy is increased.”
*Slams drink* whew , *throws empty glass into fireplace* *crash*
{{{{{{{{{Janet}}}}}}}}}}
Mai deepest condolences on the loss of your dear friend.
I’m so sorry, and wish there were more than just words to offer you.
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{{{{{{{{Janet}}}}}}}} i cud only tell u whut awl the otters jus wus tellin u… an wurds nebber jus be abul 2 xplain feelins… but let meh sai it with Flavia Weedn’s wurds:
“Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for a while, leave footprints on our hearts, and we are never, ever the same.”
Ai has beverajes tu? Hau we do dat?
Ai hasa prezent!
CCC coming…
Sweep up branes, scoop dem up an put back in 4.5k’s hedd
Fasten on 50s bavin cap an a CHRG (wdoi) an sikyoor wiv ducky taep
Hand a hot chokklit an a chokklit possum
Wrap in a floofee blankit.
Der, rest a bit til u feel better.
*sneeks up on annipuss whilst they’re CCCing, opens their head and pours in a cup of Teh Watur Frum Teh Fowntain Ob Eternal Yoof, wib a sprinkling of papryka to limit it to bringing them back to their 30s*
Iz gud 4 maekin strogonoff 2 an 2 sprinkul on cheez sors an iz spozed 2 b gud 4 sumfing medicul, but Ai doan `member wot!
Iz supposed tu mayk annipuss feel good, spritely, happy and dancey.
Sez sew in teh Cheezfriend’s Medikul Dishunari.
Yay 4.5K 4 ur nawt-sekkund! But U hadz teh splort inna prawsess…
***itteh bitteh kitteh CCC dryvur weelz CCC nekst 2 4.5K***
**sweepee sweepee sweepee braynz inna pyl**
**skoopee skoopee skoopee braynz bak inna hed**
**patteepatpat 2 smoov em owt**
**dukkeetayp 2 howd evvyfing 2gevvur agin**
**cuvverz hed wif bavvin cap wif pitcherz uv pandaz awn it**
**snapz CHRG wif drawinz uv bambew leevz awn hed **
**rapz 4.5K n warm, softee fwoofee bwankee*
Dere naow .. dat otter hep U recubber frum da splort… Hav sum steemin hawt chokklit wif bambew shewtz n sum chokklit possumz wif kremee fillinz 2 hep U gitz ur strengf bak, den rilaks inna cumfee chayr at da Splort Lownj
Sorree … uh liddul sloe cuz wooden U noez dat I wood gitz 5 seprit fone cawlz wyl I wuz triein 2 hep 4.5K wif herz splort…
As long as yu got alla her braynes bak inna rite place…is all gud!
Werd-poopie eated mai rescue. Hear it iz agin, jus in caes.
EYEOOOGAH!!! EYEOOOGAH!!! EYEOOOGAH!!!
CCC iz hear fur 4.5K. Stand bak ebberybuddy!
*rummages around fur shubbel an dustpann* A-Ha! Hear it iz! Scoopeey scooppey scoopity
pores braynes inna 4.5K’S hed, tuk, tuk, tukity, tuk
pat, pat, pattacaek pat,
grabs 50s BC(w/doi) an streches it awn teh hed SNAP! fastens chinny strap
luks fur dukky taype, rummage,, rummage, rummage, Eureeka!
Brripppt, taypee, tayppe, taypity taype
puts floofy blankee wit teh sheeps onnit around 4.5k and tukz her ins tite. *
Heres ur chokklit martoonie and sum caviar-shayped gummies. Nau u rests! Mama Goosey sez so!
Oh, and conga ratz shoe laces on ur nawt sekkund!
Oh wauw, waht a speggtakular multiplol reskew..! if i has an exident, all i can wish iz u peeps is arownd to safes me!!
Yeas!! An dey carries teh round people-catchy-thingy, too…in case yu needs to jump from a libarry shelf or somefing.
Why in teh whirled would anybuddy be up on top a libarry shelf?
Teh mind boggles.
*luks acskan… axcanss… asscans…. gibs lcb a funny luk*
O hai, LCB!
*wispurrs tew LCB…*
Psst - LCB — luk up dere on tawp uv teh libarry shelf. Aifinkso dere *mite* be sumfing shinee & sparklee up dere…
NOOOOOOooo, dont incurrij her!
Hmmm… N I doan spoaz U finkz ENNYBODEE wood EBBER b kawt sumplays liek up onna raftur inna Nottee Barn…
*snurk*
*weeklee frum chare in Splort Recubberee Ward* O. Mai. Gudness. Dat were a big wun. Braynes ebreeware. After so manee kitteh lolpix, teh cyootness ob dah pandah tuk mii toadalee unnawares (NAWT unnerwares, FPU oar ovverwies). Such gud cares ai be getting frum teh cheezfrens - fank y’all mushlee!!!1!
Leeza, ai finso a massaj R in order. (Bin finking dis IRL, BTW.)
*collapses bak in chare n sips on martoonie n nibbels on chokklits n gummees*
awww this makes me have a happy-sad
Interspecies romance…
Their lub wuz teh wun wifowt a naem…
Some enpanda-d evening…. ♫ ♫ ♫